Smiley ManThere are those stories in the papers where a person has died and their pets have eaten their faces off, and everyone's always so disgusted by the dear trusted pet eating their owner, (how can you blame the animal? It's efficient.) Sometimes the owner isn't actually dead, they've just passed out, so they wake up and have no lips, and they look like they're grinning. Like a skull.
My childhood Smiley Man was like that, but no eyelids either. He looked like a skull, in that way, except he had eyes and there was skin on his face, just not over his teeth. And all he ever did, really, was chase. So I'd run, and I'd think I'd have got away, but he had long fingernails, so he could just scratch me, rip my clothes. Seemed perfectly natural, then.
I'd go to the closet to get my coat and stand on a box, because I wasn't tall enough, and I'd think I see him, but he was just something out of my dreams, my own, slightly sicker Bogey Man. The Smiley Man. Sounds like a clown. It's always the childish
The day I forgot to wear underwearThis was round about when I was 14 and it was a school day. On that day we got to miss our first 2 lessons so I used those extra 2 hours to get some sleep. I woke up and it turns out I over slept and was already 10 minutes late for school (no one was in so no one could wake me up). I panicked and took my pj's off as fast as i could and then took my dirty undies (I wear underwear while I sleep) and took out my school uniform and tried to put it on as quickly as possible. Then I put on my shoes and grabbed my school stuff together put it in my bag and ran to the bus stop. I got lucky that the bus only just turned up so I didn't have to wait another 30 minutes for the next one. Once i sat down I noticed it felt a little different than usual but I ignored it and just waited till I got to school. I arrived at school and rushed to my class and said sorry I was late, class was nearly other so the teacher was really annoyed with me. I was annoyed with myself not being able to take a shower todThe day I forgot to wear underwear4 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
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Popi: Mi miserable vida no es miserable
Madre: Abrígate que llueve
ProfX: Todos hemos estado embarazados alguna vez...
ProfT: (Se pone una papelera en la cabeza) Ahora soy un espantapájaros (están haciendo representación corporal)
Elena (a Ricardo): Y sin la papelera es un espantapersonas
Clau: ¿Qué tal vas?
Clau: ¿De la carreta?
ProfM: A ver, Marta (hace una pregunta sobre economía)
Marta: Emmmmmm (pensando,no la sabía)
Jorge Langarita: ¡Yo la sé!(responde)
Alf: (a Langarita) ¿Te llamas Marta? XD
Jorge Langarita: (a Alf) Solo de noche (guiño)
Alba: Si eres acuario eres aire
Alba y Elena: Y si eres agua eres piscis
Elena: Lo hemos dicho mal .0.
Clau: Un mono, dos monos, tres mooonos, la tierra es un mono que se me escapó
Madre: ¿Te gusta House?
Enric: Es que tengo varias series para ver ese día y entonce
Should of Worn UnderwearA few years ago I went to this party and I wore a dress to this party. But I wasn't able to put any underwear on because I ran out of underwear to wear so I had to go commando but I just guessed nothing was going to happen so it shouldn't matter but that was where I was wrong. Half way through the party a guy accidently fell backwards and ended up grabbing my dress and dragged it down with him. This action ended up fully exposing me to everyone at the party. I was so embarrassed I ended up crying and ended up running up stairs to my friend's room still fully naked leaving my dress behind. Later my friend came up and offered me some clothes including some underwear so I was good for the rest of the night but God that was so embarrassing.Should of Worn Underwear3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
HandstandA long time ago.Handstand4 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
When I was about 7.
Well silly things happen at school but I never thought this would happen.
Me and 3 of my friends were playing on the field and we decided to do handstands and cartwheels. So we were doing that for about 2 minutes and I did about my 8th handstand. I was wearing one of those sort of school dress's thingy's not sure what it's actually called. So I went to do my handstand and I managed to maintain the handstand for a couple seconds but my dress slowly started to come down. I didn't really notice till I felt some wind blowing against my stomach. My dress then fell always up to my neck so I decided to get back up from the handstand to stop my undies from showing but once I got up I ended up losing my dress. So I stood up half naked in my light blue underwear with my dress on the grass. My friends noticed and started to kind of giggle and one of them got my dress for me so I tried to get it back on quickly before anyone noticed. Luck
Knightformers part 7Drift helped Rodimus off of the horsebot as a stable boy came and got the horsebot. "Thank you." Rodimus said to the stable mechling.Knightformers part 73 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
"You're welcome your majesty." The stable mechling said. Rodimus then lead Drift inside.
Drift took a deep breath before they entered the throne room, "Rodimus!" Ultra Magnus said while going and hugging him. "Are you alright? Drift didn't hurt you or rape you?" Ultra Magnus asked.
Drift sighed. He knew this wasn't going to go in his favor because of the question Ultra Magnus had asked. "What? No, he showed me around a village where I got you, grandfather, Optimus and Elita gifts." Rodimus said while handing out the gifts.
"Are you sure Rodimus? He is a viscous killer." Yoketron said while keeping his grandson away from Drift.
"Yes I am sure. He saved me from Sentinel why can't you guys be thankful for that?" Rodimus asked.
"He might have alternative motives for trying to court you." Ultra Magnus said.
Rodimus backed away from his grandfather and father.
Knightformers part 8After a while Ultra Magnus had sent out fliers for a tournament for squires for his sons. He wanted extra protection for them since Sentinel was on the loose and they couldn't find him or the bounty hunter than had tried to kill Elita and kidnap Optimus, Prowl, and Jazz. Ultra Magnus had also waited for Elita and Optimus to be well enough to be around on their own.Knightformers part 83 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
"Father, do you really think it's necessary to have us get squires right now?" Optimus asked.
"Yes I do. Once we get you both some squires we can try and get you two bonded to your mates to be." Ultra Magnus said while smiling at his boys.
"But Father, we are fine now. We have Drift. He will be able to protect us along with Optimus, Jazz and Prowl." Rodimus said while laying his head on his father's lap, while he sat on the throne. Optimus sat on the arm of the throne.
"I know but I am not going to risk, almost losing you two again. I almost had a spark attack when Optimus went missing and the Sentinel attacked you. I don't
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Luiso: ¡Ay! Tengo que ir al baño, ¿Tienes pañuelos?
Elena: Ya la hemos cagado
Elena: Ya puedes desesconderte, te voy a encontrar igualmente
Están cenando en el telepizza, Jorgito comienza a comer la 4 quesos que le dan gases
Todos: ¿Qué te pasa?
Aurelio señala un cartel que hay encima de la cabeza de Jorgito
Cartel: Algo se está cociendo
Elena: Tendrás que echarme sal
Elena: Dime lo que es capana, cupitus o.ó
Alex: Tu sabrás lo que es cupitus, capana
Elena: Cantaré y cantaré y tu casa derribaré
Elena: Vaya par de tres
Alba: Las palomas son deputas, digo depuradoras
Susana: Es un tatucla, que viene de tatuaje y clavícula
Elena: (...) es de color siena ... no, sena ... no ... sepia!
Susana: ¿El color sepia es tirando a rosa?
Susana: Tiempo temporal
TG Anakin to Queen Amidala (RQ)TG Anakin to Queen Amidala (RQ)1 year ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
After being rejected by the Jedi council for apparently being to old to start Jedi padawan training, Anakin was sitting in his room alone. "Maybe Qui-Gon was wrong, I do not feel like very, chosen." Anakin said to himself. While Anakin thought about his whatever role Qui-Gon thought for him, the council had just gotten word that Queen Amidala ship had lost contact on their way to Sabu. The queen supposed to be at the top of a galactic senate. Without her there however, the other races would be in a frenzy and it could spark an uproar. With no other choice, the council came to there only conclusion until they are able to make contact with the queens missing ship.
A few days later, Anakin was called up by the council for a 'special' predicament. Thinking they were going to finally make him Obi-Wans padawan, he went with them to a secret room. "Anakin, listen to me very carefully, this is most important." Obi-Wan said kneeling down. "Your training will have to be put on hold for a while,
My first wedgieIt was a Saturday, round about noon, my parents were going to be gone for a couple of hours (I don't remember what they went out for). So my big sister (Abbi) was in charge and she decided to invite 2 of her friends over. As far as I remember it started off with Abbi saying to me "Do you know what a wedgie is Amy", "No", I replied. "Would you like me to show you?" said Abbi with a friendly smile on her face and what do I go and do, I reply with "Ok." So Abbi told me to follow them to the back garden, once we were outside Abbi grabbed a rope then looked down my pants for my underwear and tied it to my undies. "What are you doing with my panties", I said "I'm showing you what a wedgie is silly", Abbi replied with a friendly voice "Oh ok", I replied. So I let my big sister continue while her 2 friends watched looking like they were trying not to laugh, then Abbi tied the over end of the rope to the tree branch and had me stand on something and said "Are you ready to find out what a wedgieMy first wedgie4 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
The Magic Bra : Chapter 1 - A TG StoryThe Magic Bra : Chapter 1 - A TG Story5 months ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Jeremy was a young, 20 year old student who lived on his own for a few years now. His parents, who immigrated from France to the US before he was born, died in a car accident along with his sister when he was 16. He was devastated, by the fact that his only family (that he knows of) died, as well as the fact that he had to live alone. He had to drop out of high school so he could get a job and sustain himself, but lately he's stabilized and started considering going to college (after taking some catchup courses, of course), but he still felt very depressed and didn't want to go to college if he couldn't completely focus. Tuition money is very pricey these days, and he didn't want to bother with interviews and payments if he wasn't sure he could succeed. It'd be a waste of time and money in his eyes.
Though it wasn't all bad for Jeremy. He recently won a ticket for an all expense paid 2 month trip to Paris, France from a local raffle. The idea of being in his "homeland" somewhat excited
The Magic Bra : Chapter 2 - A TG StoryThe Magic Bra : Chapter 2 - A TG Story4 months ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
After a long nap, Jeremy finally woke up. He couldn't remember what had happened the night before, the last thing he remembered was that he wanted to try out his new clothes before he went to bed. He was laying on his bed as he tried to recollect his thoughts, and eventually he rose up whilst still sitting on the bed. Jeremy immediately noticed the long strands of dark brown hair that covered his vision, which shocked him. He brushed them off with his fingers, which he noticed were very small and dainty compared to usual. He then remembered the whole bra ordeal, and quickly rose off from bed in search of a mirror. He ran from his bedroom to the bathroom, and all the while he felt extremely weird but didn't dare to look down. He opened the bathroom door and looked at the huge wall mirror. He obviously expected something to be different, but what he saw made his heart race.
It wasn't his reflection in the mirror, It wasn't the masculine French man Jeremy, but rather it was the
She Was a Stormcloudshe was a stormcloud, and you loved her,She Was a Stormcloud3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
and the two of you took walks and wore
nothing but promises,
broken chains and
strands of pinkish pearls.
and the two of you kissed under trees that attracted silver lightning
(metal branches scraped the sky, and you, always faithful,
tipped your coat over her head to keep her dry.)
but she never stayed that way.
in an instant, she had whirled into the rain
and danced without clothes,
and she left you
with the pain of frostbite on your naked skin
where you trusted her to kiss you warm,
and you thought you heard her laughter
when the sun came out again the next day,
and the next.
she was a stormcloud, and you loved her,
and you didn't know it at the time but
(and they never
Volunteering Can Be Dangerous Pt. 1Ashton was a 20 year old guy. He loved helping people out. He never had a problem in sacrificing a little for the sake of helping people. However, on this day he would have to make a sacrifice that was a little difficult to make. Well anyways, he had no say in the matter. So story begins as such:Volunteering Can Be Dangerous Pt. 13 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Ashton was with his mom Mariah in a cafe. His mom had to meet a friend of her's named Annie. Annie was a slightly overweight. You could make it out by looking at her wide hips and huge dangling breasts. She was 45 years old. "So what work do you have with Annie mom?", asked Ashton. Mariah replied, "I have to discuss something with Annie regarding our new business. She's gonna help me in getting the license for the business.". They orders two black coffees and a cup cake. They spent the next 15 minutes talking about regular things going on here and there. In walked Annie. They all exchanged greetings and sat down to talk business. "So did you speak to the agent about our license Annie?", asked
Dare to Love KarkatxReader----Dare to Love KarkatxReader3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
just wanted to say, i wont be writing with quirks because its time consuming :/ sorry!!!
Your heart raced, beating what seemed to be a million miles per second. if you stopped now, the short, nubby horned troll would catch you. You had littlespace between yourself and his threatening looking sickle. You glanced back and noticed that you were alone. you slowed down and came to a complete stop.
Your scream was silenced as precious air was knocked from your lungs. you put up a fierce struggle as you tried to move form being stuck on your stomach, to being on your back. you finally succeded and looked up at a very angry looking Karkat.
"WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU STUPID NOOKSUCKING FUCKASS" The candy red troll screamed as he stared at you with his blood pratically boiling in his veins.
You flinched and struggled a bit mo-
I should probably fill you in.... so heres a flashback for you.
you snuck up behind Karkat silently as he sat at his husktop. he was
Out of UnderwearThis happened when I was 12Out of Underwear4 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
It was a school day and my alarm went off waking me up when I didn't want to. So I got out of bed and opened my wardrobe and looked in my underwear draw and noticed that I had no underwear left "Oh crap" I said to myself. I rushed down stairs "Mum I'm out of underwear what do I do?" I asked "Why don't you borrow one of Emma's (little sis)" she replied "They will be to tight" I responded "How about one of Max's?" she suggested "What!? Your joking right, I'm not going to school wearing boys underwear" I responded with a surprised face "Well it's either that or nothing and I'm sure nothing would be worse" she said. "Fine what can I borrow?" I asked with a disappointed look on my face "Well I'm sure he has some spare tighty whities" she answered "........Fine" I angrily responded knowing I hate tighty whities. So I rushed back up stairs and opened my brother's underwear draw just as he walked in "What are you doing?" He asked with a puzzled look on his face "I g
The walk homeI was out and about with a few of my friends three of them being boys and one of them being a girl, it started to get late so we were all going to start walking home and my house was the closest so they were going to walk with me to my house. We started to walk but then one of the boys thought it would be funny to pull my trousers down just for jokes, so he pantsed me and i ended up tripping over my trousers and falling over flat on my face. He wasn't expecting that to happen but then he thought it would be funny to take my pants off so he did that and now the only thing that was covering my lower body was my winnie the pooh knickers. I was so embarrassed i tried to cover my underwear so that my friends wouldn't see but they already had so then I said "Give me trousers back!" and he wouldn't give them back so I tried covering my knickers by pulling my shirt down but i was only able to cover most of the front so the back was still exposed but it would have to do. My friends started to lThe walk home4 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Knightformer part 3Prowl sighed and followed Jazz. They began to search for Optimus as much as they could, but Optimus was already found by a Kaonolian. She was one of the seekers but she lived with her brother that was afraid of everything but her and a kind meche that took them in. The meche that took them in was originally from Iaconia but he wanted to help his fellow fliers that were getting abused over in Kaonol. He tried to help out all the seekers but they never wanted it. "Skyfire, I found an injured bot in the bushes." The femme said as she entered the house and put down her basket.Knightformer part 33 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
"Slipstream, take your brother and go prepare a room for him. If he is here to bring us harm I will deal with him, but right now we can't leave him injured, and to the creatures of Kaonol." Skyfire said as he got up from the table. Slipstream nodded and then leads her brother, Skywarp, to a bedroom so he can stay close to her. Skyfire was the only meche besides Skywarp that she wouldn't hesitate to do anything for. S
Knightformer part 1*"How can you do this to me? I'm your own daughter?" The fair battle mage yelled as she was strapped down to a table.Knightformer part 13 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
"No you are not. We never wanted a daughter, we want a son. You are going to become what we always saw you as; A hideous ugly beast." The Duke said as he and his wife left the room without looking back at their daughter. Then the wizards of Kaonol began to work their magic and changed the once beautiful yellow mage into a spider monster.
After she woke up, she was in the forest. Her parents had put a bounty on her head saying that she killed their 'beloved daughter'.*
The poor spider creature woke up in a cold sweat. She hadn't dreamed those memories in millias. Her parents betrayed her and asked aid from all four kingdoms, Technoa Organa, Kaonol, Iaconia, and the Eastern Isles, to have knights come hunt her down and kill her. Iaconia has sent the most knights because their daughter was friends with both of King Ultra Magnus' sons, and one of his k
Knightformer part 4Thundercracker then forced the door open knocking Slipstream back. "We found you, you weak inferior clone." Thundercracker said while grabbing Slipstream by the wrist. Slipstream began to struggle to try and get away.Knightformer part 43 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
"Where is the other worthless clone?" Starscream asked while helping Thundercracker restrains Slipstream.
"Why do you want to know?" She hissed as she tried to get them to let go of her.
"Because you and your brother are going to suffer the ultimate punishment, for deserting the Decepticon army. Now tell us where the other clone is, and whoever has been hiding you?" Megatron asked while cupping her chin.
"Like I would tell you?" She hissed. She then bit his hand, which made him pull his hand back and slap her as hard as he could, which caused a loud, sickening, snap in her neck, and she fell limp. Megatron snarled and then grabbed up Slipstream's limp body and threw it across the room.
"Search the area. They couldn't have gone far." Megatron ordered with a snarl. Starscre
Knightformer part 2Lockdown checked the place out and waited until the day of the ceremony because that's when it would be less likely to as guarded. Plus he could also get a second bounty for Megatron, king of Kaonol.Knightformer part 23 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Megatron had put a bounty out for whoever could bring him the handsome prince Optimus Prime would get a pretty hefty reward. He was going to grab Optimus, along with Prowl and wait for Jazz to come to try and save them then he would have all that he needs, once he turned Optimus over to Megatron that is.
On that day of the ceremony, he made his way in as a supposed guest when he wasn't. He then hid in the back to wait for his prey to come to walk down the aisle. He made sure that no one would be able to know it was him. He got a cheap temporary paint job, and was wearing a mask and hood. He stood in the back of the room next to the doors so he could pounce and then run off. Sentinel had already told him that he would give chase but let him escape.
Elita sat nervously as Arcee finished pain
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Alumno: Pokémon... ¡Alumna, te elijo a ti!
ProfX: Abrimos la boca y chupamos
ProfX: El agua...
ProfC: Estrujad la información...
Alumna: Alumno la tiene muy grande
Alumn@: ¿Cómo lo sabes?
Alumna: Me refiero a la lengua, idiota ¬¬
ProfC: Caen proyectiles a todas horas.
ProfH: En el Canal de la Mancha ir de Francia a Inglaterra cuesta una hora y la vuelta tres, ¿por qué?
Yago: Por el cambio de hora XD
Alumn@: ¿Qué significa cambio de hora?
Yago: ¿Eh? O_O
Alumn@: Que sí, que no lo sé.
ProfC: Los verbos contractos aparecen como los champiñones
ProfH: Las piscinas de niños pequeños tienen el agua más caliente porque los niños se hacen pis dentro, ¿a qué sí, Alumn@?
ALumn@: No, yo iba al baño
ProfH: Eso en inglés significa tirarse de una plataforma de 20 metros y
TG Ribbita (RQ)TG Ribbita (RQ)3 months ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
"This is Gabriel, reporting from the annual shoe shining tournament, the competition is really brushing on the heat, but lets check in with Carl in the newsbox." With that said, Gabriel's producer said cut and Gabriel would give a long depressive sigh. "You know this is not really what I hoped for when I got my journalism degree boss." Gabriel sighed. "Not my problem Gary, just do the assignment you were giving already." It was true however. When Gabriel earned his journalism degree three years ago he had hopes he would be sent on assignments that were hard hitting and interesting. He also wished he could cover better competition events like a sport or duel event, something like the animes he used to watch. All his old classmates all worked events that were above him and he was stuck watching guys shine shoes. The fact it also made them popular with the ladies, a reporter who was able to cover a huge world event like the Stanley cup, wrestlemania, or even for a nerdy guy like him - E3.
The FenceThis happened quite recently.The Fence3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
One day after coming home from college I found that nobody was at home. I then later found out that I left my key at home. So I had to think of way to get inside. I remembered that sometimes either the backdoor or a window around the back is unlocked for some random reason. So I walked around to our fence which is quite tall and it's kind of pointy at the top. Not sharp pointy but just pointy. So I climbed the fence and eventually reached the top. I then got both my legs onto the other side and jumped down. But the only problem is I didn’t actually manage to land on my feet. Now apparently my purple underwear must have been sticking out from the start or my pants slightly slid down from climbing the fence.
Either way I managed to get my underwear caught on the pointy bit of the fence giving me a hanging wedgie. I was unable to unhook myself so I was left dangling there for at least a good two hours until my mum came home with my little sister and bro