Ways To Drive Itachi Nuts*~WAYS TO DRIVE ITACHI NUTS~*Ways To Drive Itachi Nuts7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1.) Address him as Weasel or Sir Weasel
2.) Steal his purple nail polish and replace it with red nail polish
3.) Read a yaoi story about him, out loud, in front of him...and the other akatsuki members.
4.) Hide cameras in his room to watch his nightly activities
5.) If you run out of tape, record over it with one of Peins videos. Then blame Itachi.
6.) Tell Itachi, Deidara is naked in the swimming pool waiting for him, when actually Hidan and Kakuzu are screwing each other there.
7.) Tell him you found his long lost brother. *holds up a weasel*
8.) If he says that is not his brother, correct yourself and say, Oh, my mistake. Its your mom.
9.) Proceed to run away. If you are too slow, bring out a mirror and show it infront of his face. Hopefully, he will be stopped by his beauty or he might accidentally sharingan himself >.> (not my fault)
10.) Tape pictures of Deidaras face on top of naked men bodies the
How To Make...Scrambled Eggs in a BeakerHow To Make...4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Ingredients (serves 4)
8 x 60g free-range eggs
80ml (1/3 cup) milk
1/4 tsp salt
15g (3 tsp) butter
1. Crack the eggs into the beaker. This is best done by first cracking each egg, one at a time. Add milk and salt. Measure the milk carefully, as cooked egg will only hold a certain amount of liquid and too much will cause the egg to "weep" moisture. Use a fork(Or in Dr. Cunningham's case, anything to stir with besides a pen or pencil that is sterile) to whisk the egg mixture lightly until the ingredients are just combined. The eggs should be mixed through evenly to ensure a consistent yellow without streaks of egg white (which will result in white streaks through the cooked eggs).
2. There is one main rule when cooking scrambled eggs: do not cook on heat that is too high, as this will cause the eggs to stick to the pan and become flaky and dry. Heat the butter in a medium, deep
Why Boredom is DangerousWhy Boredom is Dangerous14 years ago in Humor More Like This
WHY BOREDOM IS DANGEROUS
The following is a list of things to do when you are bored. I do not give permission nor can I be held responsible if you so choose, to do anything on this list,
1. Wax the ceiling
2. Buy cheese
3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet
4. Repeat above until failure
5. Load Snood onto a friends computer
6. Sharpen your teeth
7. Do the magician saw a box trick with your sister
8. Wash behind your ears
9. Clean and polish your belly button
10. Ask people if they want to see your belly button treasure
11. Wash a tree
12. Flirt with an evergreen
13. Find a male
14. Mail him
15. Knight yourself and some close friends
16. Complain about your nose hurting
17. Give your cat a Mohawk
19. Mow your carpet
20. Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings, of course)
22. Play all your cds backwards
23. See if any of them say anything scary
24. Dress up in a cow
France's AlphabetBonjour, mon ami! It's France, the country of love~ I've come to share with you my amazing alphabet!France's Alphabet4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A is for amour, which is 'love' in French.
B is for Bonnefoy, my last name.
C is for cuisine. Everyone knows French cuisine is the best in the world.
D is for *bleep* OHONHONHON~
E is for escargot, a French delicacy.
F is for France, me!
G is for gallophile! A gallophile is someone obsessed with France or French culture. You are one, yes?
H is for hors d'oeuvres, a traditional appetizer in my country.
I is for Ile de la Cite, the center of Paris!
J is for Joan of Arc, one of France's greatest leaders. Even though she was a girl....
K is for kids. I love kids, OHONHON~
L is for love! You can't live without love!
M is for manipulation. I, Sir France, am the best at manipulating people!
N is for Napoleon, another great French leader.
O is for *bleep*. That's when a girl (or guy) takes another guy's *bleep* in his mouth and *bleeps* OHONHON~
P is for Paris, my ca
Dip Your Feather Wisely: 79-81NicknameDip Your Feather Wisely: 79-813 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Why do you let him do that?"
"Hmm?" Frederick lowered his cup of coffee to give Schwerin an inquisitive stare. "Elaborate, if you would please."
Schwerin gave a nod to Prussia's retreating figure. "Field Marshal Beilschmidt. He always calls you Fritz, and nothing else. No 'Your Majesty' or 'Your Highness' like the rest of us do, not even a simple Frederick. Sometimes he says 'My King,' as odd as that sounds, and even when he does then you look uncomfortable. Why is that?"
"I don't mind being called Fritz," the king replied with a gentle smile, raising his cup back to his lips.
"By the soldiers," Schwerin said, his expression still confused. "But with nobles or us it has to be 'Your Majesty' or at the very least your full name. With our noble country though, you don't even blink when he calls you Fritz. Why is that so?"
Frederick set the cup back down on the table and stared at it contemplatively, for a moment his eyes gazing inward. "It's always been like that,
Arthur in the middle pt.3Arthur in the middle pt.33 years ago in Settings More Like This
Alfred sighed as he flopped onto the bed in the dorm room he was staying in. His roommate Kiku Honda, who came from Japan a couple years ago, wasn't there at the moment and Alfred could only figure that he was still in a class.
Alfred couldn't stop thinking about Arthur, he was the only thing on the American's mind these days.
When Alfred told his brother and his parents that he was finally in love, they were so excited. When Alfred told them that he was in love with a guy, his dad didn't necessarily like that.
When Alfred was younger, that's when he first came out to his parents, and his father didn't take kindly to that information. Alfred wasn't yet eighteen when he told his parents that he was gay, so his father didn't kick him out just yet.
When Alfred was sixteen, Mathew and their mom came back to America to live with Alfred and their father. Alfred was happy to finally have his brother with him after everything he went through.
When Alfred finally turned eighteen,
RusPrus: Bunny Fun Ch. 1France opened the door, and his eyes widened when Prussia push right pass him and slumped down on the couch, crossing his arms across his chest and snarling angry German words. He blinked and said, "Bonjour Something wrong?" He shut the door behind him and sat on the chair across the Prussian.RusPrus: Bunny Fun Ch. 15 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Deep crimson eyes shot an angry glare at him. "Yeah, there is. Where's that god damn British bitch of yours?"
France's eyes widened. "What has Arthur got anything to do with your mood?"
"Notice anything different about me?" he growled. "Anything not awesome?"
He cocked his head a bit and stared at Prussia. There was nothing out of the ordinary, expect maybe he was sitting down a bit oddly. Then he noticed that he was wearing his hood over his head still, but his hood seemed to be up a bit higher than it should. He scratched his neck. "Um you're pregnant?"
"No, you fucking moron! Look!" He ripped his hood of his head and France just stared at him with his mouth agape and his eyes wide.
MY TRAUMA TEAM REVIEW. MINE.MY TRAUMA TEAM REVIEW. MINE.5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Trauma Team Review
This medicine is sweet but just a bit bitter
The Trauma series of video games (no, not based off the TV show) first kicked off when Atlus, maker of absurdly hard games such as the Shin Megami Tensei games (guaranteed to make you scream at your TV), released Trauma Center: Under the Knife for the Nintendo in late 2005. And as strange as it may sound, it is a surgery game best described as "sci-fi medical fantasy where you laser the crap out of evil mutant parasite-virus-thingies". Yet somehow, from that game on it only got harder and stranger with a sequel on the same platform and both a remake and an entirely new game on the Wii. Trauma Team, released on May 18, 2010, is the latest addition to the games and features six different medical fields instead of just surgery; however, the game itself is easily just as weird. It's a great game overall, with (mostly) solid controls, nice artistic direction, and a decent plot
Prussia's AlphabetA young Prussia stood grinning in front of his little brother. "Okay, pay attention, Holy Rome. I'm going to teach you the alphabet today!" he announced. The 3-year-old blond boy in front of him nodded. "Okay, bruder!"Prussia's Alphabet4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Let's see.... A is for awesome. Like me! I'm awesome."
"B is for beer. It's this really great drink! I snuck some from vatti's mug the other day. But he'll yell at you if he catches you trying it, so be careful."
"C is for crop! Like my crop!" Prussia grinned as he whipped out his crop. Holy Rome automatically shrank back; he'd been hit by that thing many times before."Right."
"Let's see.... d is for dogs! We have three dogs, right Lud?"
"Yeah. They're cute."
"E is for enemies. Hungary and Austria are our enemies! So whenever you see them, tell me and I'll beat them up!"
"F is for food! Food is almost as awesome as me."
"G is for Gilbird." Prussia pointed at the bird flying in circles around his head. "I found him the other day!
You Know You're a Hetalia Fangirl When...1. You feel like a cannibal when you eat Romano cheese.You Know You're a Hetalia Fangirl When...3 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. You check your room for Spain every night before bed.
3. You check your room for France every night before bed.
4. You check your room for Prussia every night before bed.
5. You check your room for Russia every night before bed.
6. You have the urge to yell 'PASTAAAA~!' whenever you eat pasta or go to an Italian restaurant.
7. You are learning Japanese, Italian, French, German, Russian, and Chinese online for no apparent reason at all.
8. You fangirl over maps.
9. You fangirl over flags.
10. You have a playlist on your iTunes full of random 'Mrukaite Chikyuu' versions and clips from the anime.
11. You know that Canada exists.
12. You constantly laugh in world history with your friend because you think weird things when the teacher talks about the countries, such as France invading Spain and Russia (this happened in class a few weeks ago with me and a couple other friends...).
13. You make a list like this while waiting for you
Oh, to Be a BirdOh, to be a bird,Oh, to Be a Bird3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Flying above the trees.
I envy you, my feathered friend.
Your very soul must soar high with you,
Out of reach of those who would dare ground such hope.
For that is what you are, little angel.
To us who are bound to the Earth and the seas,
You are hope.
We look to you, my friend.
Fly free, for in our hearts we follow you,
A symbol of all we hold dear in this life.
Oh, to be free as a bird.
In my heart, that is all I wish to be.
You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia When...You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when…You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia When...2 years ago in Humor More Like This
[x] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you
[x] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class
 When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look
 When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay
[x] When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media
 When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language
[x] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you
[x] (the obvious) When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them "everyone eventually becomes one with Russia"
Prussia's Lullaby -Hetalia-Prussia's LullabyPrussia's Lullaby -Hetalia-4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Song from Lion King II
Prussia gently tucks in the blonde haired, blue eyed child. Leaning forward, he sings softly into the boy's ear.
"Sleep my little Ludwig, let your dreams take wig. One day when you're big and strong, you will be a king." Prussia continues to sing, his voice growing louder, as he leaves the room to get his little brother some juice.
"I've been exiled, persecuted, left alone with no defense." Prussia pauses, thinking of Austria. "When I think of what that brute did, I get a little tense." He slams his fist into the wall, leaving a dent, before continuing to the kitchen.
"But I dream a dream so pretty that I don't feel so depressed" He enters the kitchen where he finds France and Spain consuming the rest of the wine. "'Cause it soothes my inner warrior, and it helps me get some rest." Prussia gets a glass from the cupboard and turns to France and Spain.
"The sound of Austria's dying gasp" He slams the glass onto the counter top,
Missing You - Lisa C.I saw him again.Missing You - Lisa C.5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Tears trailed down my face.
I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
No matter what.
But seeing him brought back everything.
The pain, the happiness, the sadness.
He froze as he saw me crying.
I tried to smile, but I couldn't.
There were too many memories.
I never wanted to let him go.
But I knew it was for the best...
I wanted him to comfort me.
But the way things ended...
I knew he wouldn't.
I didn't care anymore.
I threw my arms around him, shocking him.
He wrapped his arms around me.
"Gabe...I missed you."
"I missed you too."
The legend of the Silvertear lakeOnce upon a time, in years beyond our own, a dragon of the Timekeepers flight fell in love with a mortal woman. Her hair was the colour of sunlight, her lips like a rose in bloom, and her eyes rivalled the midnight sky.The legend of the Silvertear lake3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
But their love could not be, for no dragon may love a mortal, and no mortal will ever live long enough to share a dragons life.
Yet, they met in secret under the weeping willows, pledging their undying love under the moon, and for just a few hours, he made time stand still.
As years passed by and mortality withered her beauty like the leaves of autumn, the dragon decided to stop time eternally so his love would never die. He travelled through dreams, through time, through life itself to find the means to end all times. But his brethren had learned of his love, and of his madness, and they ended his flight, chaining him to the bonds of the earth. Cast out from his flight he sought refuge with his loved one and lived by her side, eternally young, watching as she withered
America's AlphabetLISTEN TO ME IN MY TOTAL HERO VOICE, GUYS! It's America, the hero! I've come to share with you my amazing alphabet!America's Alphabet4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A is for America, of course! HAHAHAHA~
B is for burgers. They're the most delicious thing in the world!
C is for coke, the most delicious drink in the world!
D is for "dude", which is what I call everyone.
E is for economy, of which mine rocks!
F is for french fries, the perfect side to a good burger!
G is for GLOBOMAN! You remember him, right? Unfortunately, no one else thought he was cool, so I never got to built him...
H is for hero! I'm the best hero out there, after all!
I is for Iggy, my best friend *coughandlovercough*
J is for July, as in July 4th!
K is for Kennedy, as in the president, and Kennedy Space Center!
L is for laugh. MY laugh is the best, HAHA!
M is for McDonald's, the most awesome store ever!
N is for Nantucket, that strand of hair sticking out. Please don't touch it though. Only Iggy can do that.
O is for optimism! I'm an optimism, while Englan
Ed's Short RantsHey, don't call me puny.Ed's Short Rants6 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Would you stop calling me puny?!
Stop calling me a pipsqueak, it puts me in really bad mood.
DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!!!
You couldn't see me since I'm so short you couldn't distinguish me from all the grains of sand. VERY FUNNY!!!
Shorty?! Could a shorty do this?! What else you want to call me; a half-pint bean-sprout midget?! I'm still growing, you idiot(s)!
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MICRO-SIZED HALF-PINT WHO DIDN'T GROW UP BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DRINK MILK?!!!
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY HE COULD ONLY BE SEEN WITH
A MAGNIFYING GLASS, YOU JERK?!!!
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MOUSY LITTLE PIPSQUEAK?!!!
Nobody calls me a pipsqueak and gets away with it.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU WANT TO CRUSH LIKE AN ANT?!!!
Who are you calling shorty?
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK?!
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DWARF?!!! GET BACK HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!!
WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL?!!!
WHO ARE YOU CALLING THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORL
little things.she gave you a feather as a present.little things.3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
bemused, you muttered a word of thanks.
her face fell.
what’s wrong? you asked.
nothing. i just thought you’d understand.
you watched her lie in the grass, brush a lazy beetle off her arm.
her finger floated above her head, tracing, painting, sketching.
you lay down next to her and tried to copy her sweeping strokes.
your finger floated. then drifted back down.
and you wonder what she saw in the empty blue sky.
she used to dance under the trees in autumn.
whirling, laughing, she stirred the leaves into a tornado.
you walked straight on as she flew around you in circles,
turning your world into a shower of red and gold.
look, she laughed. just look around you.
early evening, she looked up into your eyes.
do you love me? she asked.
you gazed off into the horizon, where the sun kissed the earth.
maybe, you said. just maybe.
she smiled, a rueful little smile.
she bent down to the ground, an
You Are My LifeYou mean the world to me,You Are My Life3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Youre the only one I see in my dreams,
Me and you are meant to be,
Whenever I see you, all I can do is scream,
I cant stop thinking about you,
I admire everything you do.
I want to see you night and day,
Me and you understand each other,
You are the one, thats all I can say,
One day after another,
Youre always on my mind,
Your voice is so soft, gentle and kind.
RuFem!Pru Bent Love part 1“Britain! I need your help!” Prussia shouted, barging through England’s library. England jumped, juggling a book in his hands with fright.RuFem!Pru Bent Love part 12 years ago in Drama More Like This
“PRUSSIA! THIS IS A LIBRARY! KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN!!!” England shouted. Prussia stared at England awkwardly for some time until he said: “Sorry. My awesomeness was too loud for you?”
“Shut up,” England replied. “Now, what are you here for?”
“I desperately need your help!” Prussia said.
“Keep your voice down!” England hissed. “What help do you need from me? What can I possibly do to help that no country else can?”
“I need you to turn me into a woman.”
“Shh!” Prussia hissed, covering England’s mouth. “He might be here!”
“Who’s ‘he’?” England asked as Prussia let go of him. “And besides, this is my house; we’re the only ones here.”
Unfulfilled Wish - Albert S.The world is no longer peaceful.Unfulfilled Wish - Albert S.5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Everyone is a victim to the virus.
I still do not understand...
How could my daughter cause this...?
She was just an innocent girl.
Who loved the world dearly.
She wanted the best for everyone.
If I had not killed her that day...
Everyone would be at peace.
That was her wish.
But because of me...
It will never be fulfilled.
Mafia!RomanoXMafia!Reader:Divinita della Morte XVMafia!RomanoXMafia!Reader:Divinita della Morte XV3 years ago in Romance More Like This
He threw you on the large bed of his, making you bounce two times, it was fluffy. 'The worst case scenario!!!' you yelled mentally. Lovino became a total pervert like his kind side left his body and the pervert side stayed. He locked the door and even shot it to prevent someone for coming in. He walks towards you and pinned both of your wrists.
"Want me to kick the area where the sun doesn't rise?"
"If you can~"
The moment you swiftly your foot to kick that part, he instantly caught your leg without looking at the back.
"Tsk Tsk Tsk... Fine fine, if you don't want to do it, it's fine with me..." he fell at your side and cuddled you tightly.
'It's not like I don't want to do it... It's just so sudden but oh well, I'm glad his conscience came back to his mind.'
Silence was building up in the room plus your awkwardness when you're alone with a man.
"Hey." Lovino started.
"What...?" you laid on your side.
"Do you love me or not?"
"What answer you're expecting?"
"That you lo
Russian Nights~ RussiaXReaderRussian NightsRussian Nights~ RussiaXReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
It looks like we are finished with the laundry" Toris remarked while stowing the last bundle of clothing away.
"What time is it?" You asked, secretly hoping that it was time for a break.
Toris lifted up his long sleeve, revealing his watch," it's four...We should start on dinner."
"But it's ONLY four"
Yes, but mr. Russia gets angry when he has to eat later than 8 and I have much to teach you.....And you are too inexperienced to survive an angered Mr. Russia" the latter he spoke with a grimace.
"I'd rather not see what that is like." You agreed as you took a peek out the window. Gray overcast skies were slowly engulfing the last breaths of sunlight. " Days are so short here -It's hard to get used to. There's no warming sun, just a fluorescent lightbulb." You had been traded into Mr. Russia's house about two weeks ago for some territory. You duty was to become basically a maid with the other Baltics. Tori's was showing you the ropes of housekeeping and acting as a older b
Prussia x Reader: Back Again part 14 years. That’s the amount of time it had been since you had stepped foot in the city of your alma mater. Ever since your break up with Gil, you had avoided it as best as you could, and so far, you had succeeded very well. The only thing that could possibly bring you to come back would be Liz, and she was exactly why you were back. You see, she was having her wedding this weekend, and you were her maid of honor.Prussia x Reader: Back Again part 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
Stepping foot out of the airport you looked around at the bustle of people running to cars, and you sighed. You’d be here until Liz got off work to come pick you up. Setting your stuff down, you settled onto a nearby bench and pulled out a book. You were about to dive back into the world you had just left on the airplane, when the blaring of a horn stopped you from doing such a thing.
Glaring up at the source of noise, you spied Liz’s car pulled up nearby and a blurry silhouette coming at you at a rather quick pace. &