Giovannino Perdigiorno in the never grown-up landThe never grown-up landGiovannino Perdigiorno in the never grown-up land1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
travelling just for fun,
ended up in the land
of the never grown-up ones
Calling it a planet
would be an exaggeration:
it's just a mini world
in a mini constellation
Everything's mini there:
mini mountains, mini seas,
and there is a mini town
and each micro man there lives
But have a better look,
and surely you will find
that every man in there
is a never grown-up child
About growing up
they really do not care:
always living as a child
is a better bill of fare
"Grown-ups never play
and it's simply crystal clear
that they only have bad thoughts
for each period of the year
In sum, being kids means
all is fine, all is well"
And Giovannino answered:
"To you cowards, I say: farewell"
Discord returnsDiscored ReturnsDiscord returns2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
"Dinky,Derpy you ready". "Ready Doctor" Dinky answered. Derpy ran out of the TARDIS door. She walked back in with a big pan of muffins they were blueberry her favorite kind. "Ready now" she said as she stuffed tons of muffins in her mouth. She ran and closed the door so they could go. He pulled the lever and press the bottons. The Doctor was just getting used to his new whooves and pressed the wrong botten . The whole TARDIS shook like an earthquake. It finally stopped "Is every pony OK,Derpy,Ditzy" he called off. "Were fine"Derpy answered". "Well lets see were we are" Derpy opened the door it was like a museum. But the first thing that caught her eye was a muffin. "YAY a muffin" derpy said. "Derpy don't touch it, it's a trap. he screamed. She touched the muffin and the terrible
Doctor Who Cats"Doctor?" Amy asked, "Can we go to a planet with cat people?"Doctor Who Cats2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Why do you ask? And how do you know about the cat people?"
"When we were on the British spaceship there was a picture of a cat person. The caption was some name, cat-person,and then his birth and death. So,to find out more about the cat people, I asked the Tardis."
"I think I know a planet that has a large number a good cat people."
"Why did you put an emphasis on good?"
"Long story including Rose, a hospital, Face of Bo, and a human trampoline. Oh, and also 17 new's."
"That sounds like a very odd long story. Anyway, what's the name of the cat people planet?"
"It's called Meow or Macmeowchunk."
"Macmeowchunk?" Amy asked very confused.
"When the cat person named it he was having a hairball. I was quite gross really." He shuddered."Let's go!" The Doctor yelled, straightening his bow-tie and fez.
"Do you have to wear the fez?"
"Yes!" he yelled happily. "Yes, I do."
The Doctor then started running around the controls of
Cat-Scratch Savior Chapter 1Cat-Scratch Savior Chapter #1Cat-Scratch Savior Chapter 12 years ago in Drama More Like This
The Cat's Meow
Down south on Highway 61, a hectic pursuit between BLACKWATCH Soldiers and the girls of Cat-Scratch was underway. The soldiers of BLACKWATCH are pursuing the Soldiers of Cat-Scratch to retrieve a very valuable disc that contains the components and data required in order to use/run a powerful Bio-Weapon, a certain bio-weapon that BLACKWATCH was planning on releasing on the world a few years before. Aisha Clan Clan, the driver of the Black SUV that the 3 Catgirl soldiers were riding in, was desperately trying to avoid BLACKWATCH traps, coming into view of another Roadblock.
Aisha: Nyaaa!!~Oh Crap!!~(To the backseat) Hey you guys!!~I suggest you two hold on tight!!~
???????: You've got it Aisha!~(Getting back into her seat and strapping in her seatbelt)
Along with Aisha, there was two Catgirls armed to the teeth with weaponry. The first one was a blue haired girl named Felicia, who, despite the fact she was literally holding a grenade in betwee
His PondShe is first and foremost his Amelia Pond,His Pond2 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
From the first time they had meet when she wasn't afraid of the man in the blue box,
He knew she was special,
Knew he would do anything to keep her safe and unafraid.
His Amy Pond,
With big curious eyes,
Would challenge him in ways he had forgotten,
She will show him his humanity,
Remind him of what he truly is and what he can do.
She would save him in every way a person can be saved.
For she will always be his Amelia Pond no matter what she says,
And he will always be her ragged Doctor no matter what he does.
Track Day TransformationWARNING!!! THIS CONTAINS ANTHRO TRANSGENDER AND WEIGHT GAIN!!! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS SORT OF THING, TURN BACK NOW AND DO NOT READ IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!Track Day Transformation6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
It was a beautiful sunny day in northern California, a perfect day for racing cars. Hundreds of citizens have met at a racetrack to take their own personal sports cars onto the track. Among them is Phoenix Drake, on holiday from Australia and using a car he was borrowing from an old friend. The car is a 2003 Subaru WRX and Phoenix takes a look around at the "competition" and can see other cars, ranging from Honda Civics to Ferraris, from Ford Mustangs to rare supercars. Even some good old fashioned American muscle cars are present.
Phoenix takes a deep breath and breathes in an intoxicating gas and chokes as he tries to get whatever it was out of his system. He shakes his head and is tapped by his buddy and then slips into the WRX and drives out behind a C5 Corvette and a Honda Del Sol. Behind him is a Maserati Cambiocorsa and w
Car CrazyA Gone and Sixty Seconds list of my own...I was truly bored and these are exotic, vintage, and luxury cars as well as fun cars you could find anywhere in the world depending on where you are. I got a list of 150 cars, and maybe a prize for someone who emails me a selection of photos to view and make sure the goods are accurate. The email will be deleted afterwards....Car Crazy6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
1. 2005 Ford GT
2. 1965 Shelby Cobra
3. 1995 TVR Griffith 500
4. 1925 Rolls Royce Silver Spirit
5. 1957 Chevy Belair
6. 2000 Mercedes SL500
7. 1995 Vector M12
8. 1995 McLaren F1
9. 2005 Mercedes SLR McLaren
10. 1985 Ferrari 288 GTO
11. 1999 Nissan Skyline 4dr
12. 1965 Rolls Royce Silver Cloud
13. 2005 Chrysler 300C Limousine
14. 2005 Spyker C8
15. 1992 Jaguar XJ220
16. 1968 Plymouth Barracuda
17. 1970 Plymouth Superbird
18. 1950 Mercury Lead Sled
19. 1979 Pontiac Trans Am Bandit
20. 1969 "General Lee" Dodge Charger
21. 1973 Starsky and Hutch Gran Torino
22. 1967 "Eleanor" Shelby GT500
23. 2007 Ferrari Scaglietti
Kyp's Transformation.WARNING!! THIS CONTAINS FURRY WG AND TRANSGENDER!! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE, DO NOT READ!!Kyp's Transformation.7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Kyp is your typical marine. He is tall, fairly muscular and very agile. He is a fox based species and keeps to himself, he has a major loathing when it comes to larger people, both human and anthro. He is also known for the vampiric fangs he has. His eyes are a dark green and he stands approximately 6 foot tall and is very frank when it comes to telling people what he thinks. This particular problem he has of mouthing off is what turned his world upside down.
Kyp starts out running through a training course in Northern Virginia. He is wielding a shotgun and blasts at a target, obliterating it completely. He does a victory cheer and taunt, his partner, or former partner looks on from the sidelines. Phoenix had given up on working with Kyp. Too many times, Kyp had shot his mouth off to large female anthros that Phoenix was interested in. The green colored dragon had little liking for those that showed pr
MythbustersMyths don't stump them,Mythbusters7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
they'll bust every one.
If that they can't do,
then they'll call it confirmed.
Plausible if it's neither.
Break out the explosives,
get behind the bulletproof wall,
blowing up Buster is too much fun!
The Mother Wolf - By NeocloudThe Mother Wolf - By Neocloud2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The Mother Wolf
In each of us there is a need
to feel the love of another,
but very few have the ability
to love and cherish as a mother.
All those who have the honor
to know her and be a Beloved,
also know each moment with her
is one they will always be loved.
Though her own life is hard
with many painful trials,
she never complains or whines
but tries to give her best smiles.
There is one thing I know for sure,
whether it was luck, chance, or fate
no matter what anyone else thinks,
I'll always proudly say I'm her pack mate.
Dedicated to Omega Wolf; Anna, with much love.
Otaku vs. ZombiesBryce woke to the sound of pounding on his door. He rolled over in bed and hoped it would go away. It didn't. He picked himself up and shuffled to the door. Something fell over in the apartment. When he opened the door, Julie slipped inside and slammed the door.Otaku vs. Zombies3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Zombies!" she cried.
"Morning," he mumbled.
"Zombies!" she repeated.
"You broke your paddle thing." He pointed at her wooden paddle, which had at one point said seme on it. It was broken, splintered, and splattered with red.
Julie looked at it, then up at him. "Bryce! Zombies!"
He stared at her.
She rolled her eyes. "Ugh! Coffee."
Bryce shuffled back to bed, and didn't stir until a pleasantly caffeinated smell drew him to the kitchen table. She handed him a large mug of life-giving brown liquid.
Julie was sitting across from him with her arms folded.
She took a deep breath. "ZOMBIES!"
Bryce jerked backwards and spilled coffee on his chest and hands. "You don't have to shout!"
She thumped the remnants of her padd
An Athlete Changes XVIWARNING!! THIS CONTAINS FURRY WEIGHT GAIN AND TRANSGENDER, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS SORT OF THING, THEN PLEASE PISS OFF!!An Athlete Changes XVI6 years ago in Erotic More Like This
The jackal moves slowly across a field and sees the next target, a young squirrel fur named Marcus. Marcus is an avid hater of fat females, and now irony was going to play a massive trick on him and make him one.
The jackal takes aim at the squirrel, who was all by himself in a field and fires.
Marcus was practicing his game, as he was a big soccer fan and hoped to someday play the game. He felt a pin prick and shrugs it off as the dart falls into the tall grass. Marcus pays it no heed as he never saw it.
The jackal looks through the scope to make certain that the transformation went on without a hitch. The last ones were wanted to stay mobile, so theirs would not be as extravagant as some of the earlier ones.
The squirrel continues jogging up and down the field, kicking his soccer ball this way and that. And doing so with a lot of skill. He notices the changes when
An Athlete Changes VIIWARNING!! THIS INCLUDES FURRY WG AND TRANSGENDER!! THOS WHO DO NOT APPRECIATE IT, DO NOT READ IT!!An Athlete Changes VII7 years ago in Erotic More Like This
Max is a dingo and had made quick friends with a fox named Jacer. Max was a marine and had planned to get drunk and go home on his last day. He was dishonorably discharged for excessive violence and disobeying of a direct order.
Little did Max know that his drink had been drugged by more then just alcohol. He did not know he was about to go through a true equivalent of hell.
Jacer watched as the dingo began to grow a pair of breasts and felt the growing belly. He smiles and watches the dingo, now a dingoette grow.
Maxine as her name would now be felt her long black hair and looking down, she cupped her breasts as they grew in her hands. Her ass swelling to quickly fill up the chair. Her belly beginning to flow over her lap and knees.
Other patrons heard a tearing of clothes and turn to see the expanding dingoette. Some are grossed out. Others find it to be a sexual turn-on.
An Athlete Changes VIWARNING!! THIS INVOLVES FURRY TRANSGENDER AND WG!! THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE THIS, I URGE YOU TO TURN AWAY!!An Athlete Changes VI7 years ago in Erotic More Like This
Christian is a track runner and a kangaroo. He has everything, but he had always wanted a BBW. Little does he know, that he, like many others have been selected to become a BBW.
He is sprinting towards his house, he had gotten a scholarship to a local college and was waiting for college to start again. He was a junior and was jogging down a country highway when he tripped over something and felt flat on his face.
As he gets up a dart is shot into him and he turns and jumps "Hey!!" and the dart falls out before he even sees it. He just watches a black Ford pickup speed around the bend and disappear from sight.
He shakes his head and continues jogging. 20 minutes pass, and Chris feels tired. Which is unusual. Looking down, it becomes apparent Chris is no longer a male. Massive breasts jut outwards and her belly is growing, she feels her tail is filled with fat and looks at h
Unforetold ChangesWARNING THIS CONTAINS TRANSGENDER AND WG, AS WELL AS FURRY TRANSFORMATION!! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT, PLEASE TURN BACK NOW!!Unforetold Changes7 years ago in Erotic More Like This
It was a beautiful afternoon and Gill was driving down the interstate in his brand new Trans Am. Well, technically the car was not new, being an 02. But it was the newest year for the car.
Gill is getting the feel for his new car. He has short brown hair and is wearing a loose fitting tank top and a pair of blue jeans. He wheels into the passing lane and glances into a blue Ford Explorer he is driving past and sees a wolf sitting in the driver's seat.
"Huh!?" He comments and slows down and looks, and sure enough an anthro wolf is in the driver's seat "Odd...I wonder?" he questions and speeds up. He sees 4 other vehicles, a Ford Probe, a GMC Suburban, a Chevy Trailblazer and a police Crown Victoria. He sees an anthro inside every single one.
The cop waves and Gill waves back nervously and feels a massive cramp and almost loses control of his car. He heads off the int
WickedWicked10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
WARNING!!! If you have not seen Oz the Great and Powerful yet, please see it since there are spoilers in this story that will ruin a great twist in that film. WARNING!!!
“I’m so excited!!” Rachel jumped for joy, “This is going to be so much fun!”
“Will you stop jumping around?” her boyfriend, aka Firingwall/JD, spoke with a slightly annoyed tone, “You’ll spill the drinks!”
“My bad!” she said with a giggle, “I’m just very happy! I’ve been waiting to see this since it was announced!”
“Could you please stop with the enthusiasm?” Melissa said, carrying in her hands a couple of boxes of candy, “People are looking at us.” The trio was out of the house and at the local movie theater, on opening night of Oz the Great and Powerful. JD carried the popcorn, Melissa had the sweets, and Rachel carried their sodas as they headed to the backseats of the theat
Weird Dreams Become RealityWARNING!!!! THIS CONTAINS WEIGHT GAIN AND TRANSGENDER!! IT ALSO CONTAINS FURRY TRANSFORMATION!! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS, PLEASE TURN BACK NOW!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!Weird Dreams Become Reality6 years ago in Erotic More Like This
It was a gorgeous sunny day in San Francisco. Phoenix was working as an attorney at law and often prosecuted murderers and criminals, but of course sometimes he was forced to defend them. He had always wanted to become anthro. He stood 6'3 inches and weighed 211lbs. He had a slight build and was very agile thanks to martial arts training. He had dark brown hair and kept it fairly long and behind his head in a ponytail. Anthros had become a major thing recently, and the reason he had yet to undergo the transformation was that it took a decent period of time and he was being given little time if any off of work.
As the days wore on, he began having weird dreams as he slept. He kept dreaming about what he thought as a sexy v
Green CostumesIt was another beautiful October day. There was a small chill from the occasional gust of wind, but still reasonably warm and comfortable in the city. Light green sedan pulled into a parking lot outside of a local strip mall, with the song “I Don’t Care” by Icona Pop blaring out of it. The car stopped outside of a small seasonal costume shop and turned off.Green Costumes2 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
The car doors opened up and three figures stepped out of it. “I don’t see why we had to have the stereo going that loud,” Firingwall/JD said, rubbing his eyes as he slammed the driver’s side door closed, “It hurts my ears.”
“But I love that song!” Rachel, his blue slime girlfriend chirped happily, as she closed the passenger side door, “It’s so much to sing it!”
“You don’t need the music that loud to sing it,” he said, locking the car, “And speaking of singing, that’s quite surprising to me.
Allison's RPG Rules, 1-25:Things Allison-Beriyani is no longer allowed to do in an RPG 1-25:Allison's RPG Rules, 1-25:1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
1. If the GM asks me where an NPC is, the answer better not be "Right now? Mostly in my small intestine."
2. If playing a Cleric, not allowed to consecrate people, places, things or intangible concepts.
3. Not allowed to De-Consecrate them either.
4. No skirting around the GM's "NO DROW" policy by radically altering their emo personalities. As bad as the angst is, Peppy Cheerleaders, Guidos and Sheldon Cooper knockoffs are worse.
5. Not allowed to buy another player's Cursed D20.
6. Or steal it.
7. Or promise sexual favors from other players to him for it.
8. And it is most certainly not a "Star-Crossed Lover" with my Octarine percentile that always rolls in the 90's.
9. While accurate to the species, my Evils campaign Dragon needs a better overall motivation than "SWAG".
10. Not allowed to abuse jousting rules by having the Sprite ride on my head.
11. When told that we're going to be facing a gelatinous cube, I
Allison's RPG Rules, 26-52:Things Allison-Beriyani is No Longer allowed to Do in an RPG, 26-52:Allison's RPG Rules, 26-52:1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
26. Even though I made them for Candyland, cannot play a Dire Gummi Bear.
27. Actively begging the GM for a Jabberwock (minimum level 26) when the party is still only level 5 because I have a Vorpal Spoon is frowned upon by other players.
28. My halfling shoving orange halves under his shirt will not let him seduce the Gnomish engineers into building something for us. Even if I do make the Bluff check by 30 points.
29. My God is not Duck of Many Things, Htrukkuktrik the Inarticulate, anything from Discworld, Cheesus Rice, Rolap, Persnicket The Oddly Specific, Neil DeGrass Tyson, a random NPC, a random landmark, or another Player.
30. There will be no more Undead Clerics of Palor, even if they do make ideal suicide bombers.
31. My God is not The Bird, and it is not my mission to ask people if they've heard His Word.
32. When facing Priestesses of Lolth, I need more than a can of Raid and a rolled-up newspaper.
Allison's RPG Rules, 53-76:Things Allison-Beriyani is No longer allowed to do in an RPG, 53-76Allison's RPG Rules, 53-76:1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
53. When my force-using character stumbles across a small green creature in the swamps of dagobah, it's not Kermit.
54. Nor is it Kermit and Ms. Piggy's offspring, even if he does sound EXACTLY like his alleged mother…
55. The wookiee does not get a bonus to his pilot check for hanging his head out the window.
56. Cannot start the game married to Boba Fett even if it's a) canonical and b) I got three sessions in before the GM noticed.
57. Even if it will make it much more difficult for bounty hunters to track us down, I'm expected to spell the name of the ship correctly on the hull. (for Example: Cerulean Eagle is not spelled Surooleian Egoll)
58. I will no longer speculate on the contents of Huttese pornography. My knowledge of Mollusk mating practices is especially unwelcome here.
59. My knowledge if Mollusk mating practices is unwelcome in general.
60. It is generally expected that my dwarf's Axe is the choppi
Doctor Who Poem - 'Vague'There was once a Time Lord from Gallifrey,Doctor Who Poem - 'Vague'2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
A curious man to be found.
He proclaimed his self as a Doctor of sorts,
With still personal mystery abound.
One day this man set off in a TARDIS,
Only a wee child, to be sure,
Though this old TARDIS was in need of repair,
And he nearly fell out the doors.
Now it was quite a feat for a child his age,
To go travelling, let alone drive.
This boy was outcast by other children his age,
While activity about him was of a hive.
This boy was different to others around,
Curious about planets and stars.
This boy was different to us humans too,
With telepathy, unearthly brains and two hearts.
This boy grew up steadfastly,
Still largely despised by his peers.
As soon as he became an adult,
he resolved to shed no tears.
This young man traversed the universe,
Seeking new adventures and life.
All throughout this his marital status was vague,
He may or mayn't have had a wife.
He was a father and also a grandfather,
It's a bit of a mystery how this also came to
Shipping and Handling Chap. 11Tick. Tick. Tick.Shipping and Handling Chap. 112 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was strangely quiet in the employee lounge at Equestria Speedy Shipping Services. The only sounds were the ticking of the wall clock, and the low, vibrating hum emitting from Watt, as was normal for him when he was actually sitting still. Glow and Cloudcover had already been sent on assignment, and, more worryingly, Ditzy hadn't shown up yet at all.
Breeze glanced once again at the clock. "Where in Equestria is Ditzy?" he asked absently to Watt. "She's been a little late before, but she should have been here over an hour ago."
"Maybe she's taking the day off," Watt suggested.
Breeze frowned. "Maybe. But I think she would have told me yesterday if she was planning to take vacation today."
Watt squinted, thinking hard. "Maybe she got abducted by spaceponies, then?"
Breeze stared blankly at his coworker, who apparently was under the impression that spaceponies wer