Pen Parodies of Potter 1Pen Parodies of Potter 18 years ago in Humor More Like This
Ginny: *playing cards with George* HAH! I PWN JOO ALL! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Ron: Seriously, Ginny. Calm down! Harry's insanity must be really rubbing off on yo--
Harry: *is upstairs* NOOOOOO! *storms downstairs, wrapped in a towel* OKAY! WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS USED MY SHAMPOO!?! WHO DID IT???
George: And there we go. Ginny, I'll ask you again and again. Dump Harry and go out with me!
Ginny: But we're siblings...
Harry: SOMEBODY'S GOT TO ANSWER ME!
Ron: *edges towards door*
Harry: RON! *grabs Ron and sniffs his hair* HOW COULD YOU!?!
Ron: *wimpers* Well... I always liked your hair... and it was sitting right there...
George: *grabs Ginny and snogs her*
Harry: HOW DARE YOU USE MY SHAMPOO!&
Pen Parodies of Potter 9Pen Parodies of Potter 98 years ago in Humor More Like This
Molly: You're WHAT!?
Hermione: You're WHAT!?
Arthur: You're WHAT!?
Percy: You're WHAT!?
Ron: *wincing* Geez.. I'm becoming a bartender! Is that such a crime?
Molly, Hermione, Percy, and Arthur: *all together* YES!
George: Oh don't worry about them, Ron. I'm proud of you. *mutters* We both are.
Molly: And you, young man! We need to have a word about who you get to molest!
George: Say what?
George: *muttering* I am going to kill you, Fred..
Molly: What was that?
Percy: *randomly* Hey! Let's all play Truth or Dare!
Ron: Great idea! 8DD
George: I'll start. Dad... Truth or Dare?
Arthur: .. Dare.
George: *grins evilly* Okay.. I dare you to... *bends and whisprs in Arthur's ear*
Arthur: *eyes widen*
George: Well? Or are you too much of a LOSER t
Pen Parodies of Potter 6Pen Parodies of Potter 68 years ago in Humor More Like This
Dumbledore: ... That's disturbing..
Hermione: What is?
McGonagall: *points out window behind her*
Harry: YOU DO THE HOKEY POKEY AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT..
Ron: He even got the song wrong..
Ginny: Urgh.. What's that smell...
Harry: SORRY, SMEXHY-TITS!
George: *shivers* He's got a problem.
McGonagall: *wincing* Thank god the students are all in classes now..
Dumbledore: Hm.. I've got to think about this.. Why don't you subdue Harry again, then come back up here?
Hermione: Uh.. Sure. Sir.
Harry: RUN, RUN, AS FAST AS YOU CAN! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME, BECAUSE I'M THE HARRYBREAD MAN! *runs*
Ginny: Hoo boy...
Masked Figure: *crouching behind Whomping Willow* Now, Snape!
Snape: *walks forward dumbly* 5 points from Gryffindor. 5 points from Gryffindor. 5 points from Gryffindor.
Pen Parodies of Potter 4Pen Parodies of Potter 48 years ago in Humor More Like This
Ron: He's gone mental...
Percy: Why do you think he's suddenly acting this way, Hermione?
Hermione: Well.. We suspect Voldemort's been resurrected. Then, he started having strange dreams, and now...
Ron: He sings like William Hung.
George: What should we do with him?
Ginny: *rolls downs stairs and crashes onto concrete floor* MMMMPH! MMMMMH!
Ron, Percy, and George: *run towards Ginny and untie her* Ginny!
Hermione: *stands up and turns* Oh my god! What happened to you?
Ginny: I was alone in my room, when a hand suddenly clamped over my mouth. The next thing I knew, I was unconscious in my closet, and I heard Harry's voice!
George: What was he saying?
Pen Parodies of Potter 7Pen Parodies of Potter 78 years ago in Humor More Like This
*Some random cave...*
Harry: What was that, sweet thang?
Harry: Hm.. I say... you're coming up with more creative swear words by the day..
Harry: But now, I've got you all to myself... >333
Hermione: Hee.. This is stupid.
George: You're alive...
Fred: Yeah. I know.
Fred: Well, Georgie boy, it's not nice to bury your twin brother alive..
George: Say what?
Hermione: So what's up with Snape?
Snape: *in fridge* 5 points from Gryffindor. 5 points from Gryffindor.
Fred: Silencio! That, my dear Hermione, is my revenge.
Pen Parodies of Potter 3Pen Parodies of Potter 38 years ago in Humor More Like This
Snape: Five points from Gryffindor.
Masked figure: Severus... WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!?!?
Snape: Five points from Gryffindor. Five points from Gryffindor.
Masked figure: IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY!?!?
Snape: Five points from Gryffindor.
Masked figure: Okay... I am going to MURDER the person who taught me this spell... Once I find him.
Snape: Five points from Gryffindor. Five points from Gryffindor. Five points from Gryff--
Masked figure: SILENCIO GODDAMMIT! Ahh... That's better.
Snape: *stares blankly*
Masked figure: Come, Severus. We have things to do.
Snape: *is still staring blankly*
Masked figure: Aaargh! This is hopeless! Mobilicorpus! *points wand at Snape and walks off levitating him*
Pen Parodies of Potter 12Pen Parodies of Potter 128 years ago in Humor More Like This
A/N: Thinking will now be represented in brackets. e.g. Dumbledore: Of course, my dear Horace. (What has he been eating.. he's getting larger by the day,,)
Fred: What's this I hear about Harry?
Hermione: *holds up bottle of Harry's shampoo* Harry, I know you're invisible in here. Come out or... *holds bottle upside down over sink*
Fred: Over there!
Harry: *dodges spell, grabs bottle, and runs*
Fred: Gawd, Hermione.. Why didn't you think of sealing the door? *does permanent sealing charm on door*
Hermione: ... George? You just locked us both in here permanently...
Fred: *shrug* Whoops. My bad. >3
George: *sitting in random forest, humming Hannah Montana theme song*
Pen Parodies of Potter 11Pen Parodies of Potter 118 years ago in Humor More Like This
Abe: You call that a uniform? YOU CALL THAT A UNIFORM!!!!!???
Ron: *squeals* W-what uniform?
Abe: The traditional rugged look of a bartender, you ninny! BARTENDIOUS CINDERELLITIUS!
Ron: Aaah! What the [CENSORED] am I wearing??
Abe: It's called a uniform. GET OVER IT!
Abe: You call that a grunt! I'LL SHOW YOU A GRUNT!
Ron: Oh, boy.. *covers ears*
Abe: Now.. Let's see you wash a wine glass.
Ron: Okay! *grabs wine glass and scrubs under hot water*
Abe: No, no, no! You're doing it all wrong! Never, NEVER USE THE WATER!
Abe: THEY'RE CALLED T-O-W-E-L-S, BOY!
Ron: Aren't they a little.. unhygenic?
Abe: THAT'S NOT OUR FUCKING CONCERN!
Ron: O.o *thinking* What have I gotten myself int