Edward vs. HarryEdward and Harry enter the same room. In the background are fangirls for both boys' series.Edward vs. Harry6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Edward: What is that thing?
Harry: What thing?
Edward: That stick. What the hell is it?
Harry: It's a wand, dumbass. I'm a wizard.
Edward: Isn't a wand supposed to have a little gold star at the end and be gay-looking? Like all wizards are. *smirk, glare*
Twilight fangirls: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Harry: No, because my author had the decency to give me non-gay characteristics, unlike yours. *smirk, glare*
Harry Potter fangirls: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Edward: What exactly gives you that thought?
Harry: You sparkle. How is that not gay? I mean, it's like you just rolled around in body glitter.
Edward: But it attracts the ladies. *rips off shirt*
Twilight fangirls: *go crazy*
Harry: Oh yeah? Well, so does not being abusive.
Harry Potter fangirl #1: BURNED!
Edward: Oh yeah? Well... A TEACHER WAS GAY FOR YOUR EYES!
Harry: And? You forget that with your glitter, you attract a bunch of fanBOYs too.
Twilight fanboys: *
Twilight Vs. Harry PotterTwilight Vs. Harry Potter5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
*The Cullen's and friends of Harry and Harry go to the library*
Bella: Oh my goodness Edward everyone hates me, Jacob hates me because I'm a rubbish friend and Charlie hates be because I kept sulking when you went away, and Mike hates me because I ditched him and...*continuous whining*
Edward: Oh Bella Please...
Bella: Even that librarian hates me! How is that fair?! I don't even know him. It's not like I have an over-due book of anything, I never even got a book from here because it's such a rubbish library because it's in a rubbish town that I have to live in, that's so depressing! Why do I have to live in such a boring town?!
Rosalie: Shut up.
Hermione: Oh my goodness she's as bad as Harry!
Harry: My scar is hurting! Oh my goodness it's so bad, Voldemort's going to kill me, my parents are dead and I have to live with my horrible aunt and uncle, everybody hates me! Since when was global hating allowed? I'm meant to be famous! But everyone says I'm the heir of Slytherin and...
The Galway GirlThe Galway GirlThe Galway Girl4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Well, I took a stroll on the old long walk
Of a day -I-ay-I-ay
I met a little girl and we stopped to talk
Of a fine soft day -I-ay-I-ay
"I'm so excited! I can't believe you actually did it Rangiku!" the auburn haired woman said with a giggle, Rangiku huffed, "Come on now Orihime it isn't THAT odd that I got engaged... is it?" she asked, the other two girls at the table shook their heads, "Not really," one replied, taking a sip of soda, Rangiku shrugged and leaned back in her chair, "Well now that I'm engaged this only means one thing," "What's that?" Orihime asked, "That we turn our attention to Rukia~" she said with a laugh as she gestured to the black-haired woman across from her, Rukia looked up from the lemonade she was drinking, "I don't think so Rangiku, but nice try," she replied with a light laugh, "Aw come on Rukia! All three of us are in relationships! I'm engaged, Yoruichi is MARRIED, and Orihime's got a steady boyfreind, when are you going to cra
PeacePeacePeace4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Ichigo I have to go back to Soul Society for a few days alright?" Rukia said as she popped out of her gigai, "What is it this time Rukia? A meeting? A party? Could it hurt to tell me?" he asked, a little irritated with the fact that she never told him WHY she had to go back to Soul Society, just that she did, it was always like that though, "A funeral," she replied as she leapt out the window, "....Oh....."
"Ah Mr. Kurosaki~~ How can I be of humble service to you today?" Urahara asked with a grin as he fanned himself, "Open up a gate Urahara," "Do I get to hear the magic word~~~?" Ichigo sighed and rolled his eyes but since he was in a hurry decided to go ahead and amuse the shop keeper, "Please...." he muttered, "Oh I'm sorry! Our magic word for today was 'tuna'! Tuuuuuuuunnaaaaaaa," "I'm in a hurry!" he groaned, "Alright alright, so pushy... you must be gonig after Miss Kuchiki," "So?" "Well you must've screwed up pretty big if you're going to bother her during a funeral...."
You Can Bet On It pt.10You Can Bet On ItYou Can Bet On It pt.104 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Part Ten: Day Zero: The Party/The Finale'
"Well? How do I look?" Rukia asked with a small smile as she exited her room, hair done up in a beautifull high ponytail, her kimono was a deep, dark blue with pink flowers embrodered on it, she looked so lovely... "Wow," he chuckled, "Well?" "Well you look gorgeous," he admitted quietly, her face turning a light pink, "Th-Thank you..." she muttered back, he extended his hand to her and she smiled, greatfully accepting it
"Hey Ichigo, so you still Rukia's server-monkey?" Renji snickered as he walked up to Ichigo and put his hand on his shoulder, "No, that bet ended a few days ago, now she's my GIRLFREIND," he replied with a smirk, "Right so you're STILL her sever-monkey then," he replied back, "No, actually she just lost a bet to ME yesterday," "Really now? So she's gonna be YOUR servant for a week huh? Well that'll be interesting," "Nope, I decided to raise the stakes," "Two weeks?" he asked with raised eyebrows, "No no, not
Style Me StupidStyle Me StupidStyle Me Stupid4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Ichigo didn't answer her question, he just kept staring at her before blinking and rubbing his eyes... and staring some more, "What.... did you do?" he muttered quietly, almost as if he were in a transe, she huffed, "What do you mean?" "Well I don't know Rukia, you left here three hours ago with normal hair and now you've come back and look like Rapunzel!" he replied, she blinked, "Who's 'Rapunzel'?" she asked cluelessly, "Is she pretty?" he slapped himself in the head and groaned, "That is FAR from the point! How did your hair grow past your butt in three hours?!" she blinked, "Oh this? Do you like it?" he sighed, "How did it happen Rukia?" "Orihime did it, they're called... erm.... 'hair extensions'," she said with a happy nod and a proud smile, he sighed, "Please, please, PLEASE tell me it isn't perminant..." "No, they're called 'clip ins'," he rubbed his eyes lightly, "Come here," he demanded, holding his arm
Finally, A Proper GoodbyeTeddy fidgeted, unsure of himself. He could feel Victoire's blue eyes on him, but kept his own brown ones on the cobblestones determinedly. He could feel the blush rising to his face and tried to ignore it. He was quite sure that this moment ranked in the Top Five Most Awkward.Finally, A Proper Goodbye4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Merlin, get a hold of yourself.
You're practically family. You're basically her cousin.
But I'm not.
Just look at her.
I have. For a long time.
He tried to say "yes?" but it came out as more of a grunt.
"Are you going to kiss me, or what?"
Pure shock cause his head to snap up so fast his that his neck cracked. She looked part amused, part annoyed, and just a little bit coy.
"You want me to?"
"Oh, for the love of Merlin"
She grabbed the collar of his vest and yanked his face into reach, and she was kissing him, and his arms were around
The Best MedicineThe Best MeidicineThe Best Medicine4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Ichigo let's go!" Rukia shouted as the two scrambeled out of the window of the classroom, "Rukia, don't forget to tell Chappy-" "I know," she said, turning to her gigai, who was smiling all too innocently at her, and pointing to her eyes, then to the gigai, "Do NOT dissapoint me Chappy!" she shouted as she and Ichigo ran after the hollow attack in progress
"Ah that was easy enough, we didn't even both need to come out here," Rukia mused as she and Ichigo walked towards the school, "Yeah but you know I don't like you going out on these things alone anymore," he replied, slipping into the school window with Rukia right behind him, "Hm? Where'd everybody go?" Rukia asked as she observed that everyone was gone, "I don't know... it isn't lunch time yet," he mused, they exchanged worried glances and ran out of the classroom and into the hallway were they saw the entire class standing over the stairs looking down, "What happened!?" Rukia screamed as she ran through the
Love N' Life pt.251Love N' Life Part 251Love N' Life pt.2514 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Loose Pig Part 2
"You have got to be kidding me," Ichigo muttered with a deadpanned expression, "Now Ichigo don't be mad," she said with a slight, nervous laugh, he stared at her for a moment, eye twitching, "Mad? Oh Rukia don't be silly, I'm not MAD.... I'm HORRIFIED," he replied, she frowned at him, "Ichigo stop being a nuisence," "I'M being a nuisence?! YOU are the one who brought a PIG into the house!" "Well what was I supposed to do Ichigo? He was outside pawing at the door when I came home all cold and hungry...." "Leave him there? And he wasn't 'cold and hungry' he's fat and it's still early fall!" he replied, she stared for a moment, "But Ichigo! We can't just leave him all alone to suffer in the world!" "'All alone to suffer'....? Rukia you have GOT to be kidding me...." he muttered unbelievably, "I mean a dog is one thing, a cat is one thing, a kid is one thing but I DRAW the line at LIVESTOCK," he replied, she huffed, "He is NOT 'livestock' Ichigo,
Love N' Life pt.249Love N' Life Part 249Love N' Life pt.2494 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Mommy, we need to talk," Rukia looked up from her papperwork and down at her twins, "Er... alright..." "We're tired of you picking out our clothes every day," Tsuki stated, "Yeah, we want to do it ourselves once in a wile," Taiyou agreed, Rukia's eyebrows raised, "Well this is a welcome surprise," Rukia noted as she peered down at her twins, they WERE of age that they could start picking out their own clothes she guessed...... she sighed, "Alright, show me what you can do," the twins high-fived and raced up the stairs as Rukia trudged back into the kitchen where Yuki sat in her indoor swing, she sighed, "Your brothers and sisters are making me feel old you know," she said, sitting down by her yungest child and watching her swing back and forth, "They're growing up too fast.... will you stay this age forever?" she groaned, Yuki shook her head and Rukia sighed, "I guessed not...."
Ichigo sighed lightly as he raked the leaves up in the yard, peering ov
Edward vs. Harry Part 2Edward Cullen vs. Harry Potter part 2!Edward vs. Harry Part 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Harry: You know what? I hope I never see Edward Cullen again!
Ron: Hermione killed him, fat chance of that happening.
Harry: Yeah, I know...But I still feel like he could just pop outta no where... (Looks wearily around the hall) It's kinda creepy man!
Ron: I know what you mean...Hermione is still pissed about what I said... (He looks to)
Edward: MAN! I hope I never see Harry Potter and his homicidal friends again...
Bella: Don't say that...you know you started it.
Edward: He provoked me! What was I supposed to do? (Raises an eyebrow at her)
Bella: (mumbles) Be a man...
Hermione: I NEVER want to see Ron again.
Ginny: What did he do this time?
Hermione: He's just so immature! Girls can't fight...what nonsense.
Luna: Don't let it bother you Hermione...
Ginny: Besides I just thought of how to get him and Harry back! (Evil Look)
Luna: Something to do with Edward Cullen?
Ginny: How did you know that's what I was thinking?
A New SoulA New SoulA New Soul4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Hey... doesn't it seem strange that after all this time we still don't have any idea how old Rukia is?" Orihime pipped up all of a sudden as she sat outside eating lunch with the usual group, minus Ichigo and Rukia who were in Soul Society for working purpouses, "You know... that IS odd..." Mizurio mused quietly, "So?" Tatsuki asked with a huff, "We asked her about it and she wouldn't tell us, it's a private thing," "Yeah but it's definatly odd..." Keigo mused, "I say we dig until we find out how old she is!" Orihime giggled happily, "I'm with you!" Mizurio and Keigo chimed in, "I don't think that's such a good idea..." Uryuu muttered, "Yeah it's really invasive..." Tatsuki agreed, "Please?" Orihime asked with a puppy-dog expresion, making both Tatsuki and Uryuu sigh in defeat
"That is really rediculous..." Ichigo muttered, shaking his head and rolling his eyes, Rukia raised her eyebrows, "What is?" "I'm reading this book on the stupidest laws ever put into action throu
Happy 21stHappy 21st!Happy 21st4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Ichigo smiled lightly as he walked into his room and plucked the manga out of Rukia's hands, "Guess where we're going for my birthday tommorrow~?" he asked excitedly, ".....I don't know...." "Las Vegas!" she just stared at him blankly for a moment, "You know? Vegas? The city of lights? The gambling capital? Where all marrige is legal?" "....Is that the place people always get drunk in?" she asked hopefully, "....You need some new refrences..." he said with a sigh, "Why Vegas Ichigo?" "Because I'm turning TWENTY-ONE, EVERYONE goes to Vegas when they're twenty-one!" "I didn't," "You didn't do alot of things..." "But Ichigo WHY Vegas? Why not some place more fun?" he sighed and decided to take a bite, "Like where?" "Well... Hawaii? Paris? Rome? Tokyo? The Farallon Islands?" "Ok... I kind of get the first three but Tokyo and the Farallon Islands?" "Well Tokyo is the Hello Kitty capital of the world and where there's Kitty there's bound to be Chappy," ".......Ofcourse....." "And
Chivalry Isn't Dead...Chivalry Isn't DeadChivalry Isn't Dead...4 years ago in Humor More Like This
(It's just in a coma)
Rukia rubbed the back of her neck slightly and groaned, "Let me carry something," Ichigo demanded, "Ichigo I'm fine," "Well just let me carry something Rukia! I don't want to look like a jerk who lets his girlfreind carry everything!" he snapped, she sighed and paused in her walking, holding her arms out to let him take whatever bag he wanted... she didn't expect him to take ALL of her bags... and her purse... "Ichigo!" "You carried them alone this far now let me do it, besides I need to build upper body strength," he said with a chuckle as he carried the four bags (and purse) effortlessly, she huffed and walked beside him, "Stupid...." she muttered, "Jeez Rukia no wonder your shoulders always hurt, this purse weighs more than the bag of books!" he said in astonishment, and considering that that bag had two text book-sized books, two manga magazenes, and five manga in it.. that was awfully hard to accomplish... "How much more do we have to do?"
The SnowThe soft snow crumbled underneath the tall man’s feet as he made his way down the dark smoky street. Cane had always hated the snow. It was so cold it made his fragile pale skin burn, he didn’t really understand what was so ‘fun’ about this.The Snow8 months ago in Horror More Like This
The street lamps flickered and flashed, but the light given from the moon was enough for Cane. It reminded him of her so much, the precious innocent light, as crystal white and pure as her dazzling smile. He let out a small sigh and leaned against the building closest to him, a faint smile spreading across his lips.
It’s been around three years now since he met the love of his life, Katie. Her sparkling emerald green eyes made his heart skip a beat. He loved her so much. “There is simply no way to describe it other than that.” he thought to himself as he rubbed his aching head.
He stood there for what felt like forever and watched the moon in silence, his eyes growing heavier with every passing minute. Howe
Her Stag -JamesLily-Lily hadn't been sure that she had felt worse than she did in the moment her first magical friend had seen one of the other Slytherin's bothering her, making fun of her hair color, saying that she had no soul because of it so how could she possibly be in Hogwarts, let alone Gryffindor. That she was nothing, when they all knew that she was one of the best in the class. And Severus had been there when the Black girls and Lucious were saying all the things to her, and just stared at her with cold eyes, leaving with the rest of the Slytherins, not looking back once.Her Stag -JamesLily-4 years ago in Romance More Like This
She hadn't gone to any of her other classes, she didn't even stay in the castle, despite the fact that snow was beginning to fall. She folded her arms over her chest, hands tucked in close to keep them warm as she walked, the freshly fallen snow crunching under her shoes as she walked to her favorite place to think and get away.
It was on the banks of the lake, a small part of land stuck out into the lake and it reminded her of
War Of Hearts pt.9War Of HeartsWar Of Hearts pt.94 years ago in Romance More Like This
Ichigo groaned and his eyes shot open as a sudden pain shot through his abdamon, 'Good greif...' he thought, sitting up and turning on the lamp, it felt like a cement block had fallen from the ceiling and landed on his stomach... he looked over to see Rukia with her arm slung over him, she wimpered oncce in her sleep and kicked the blankets off, he frowned, leaning down and placing his hands on her shoulders, "Hey Rukia... Rukia wake up, you're having a nightmare, Rukia-!" she flipped over then and her open hand slung across his face, effectivly hitting him and surely bruising his nose, "Ouch..." he grunted, starting to shake her and call out her name again, "Rukia, Rukia wake up, please!" he nearly shouted, making her jerk up in bed and stare forward, sweat dripping from her skin, "Are you ok?" he asked, she nodded slowly, looking down at the blankets covering her legs, "Y-Yes, just a nightmare," she replied quietly, clearing her throat, "Are you sure it was '
War Of Hearts pt.7War Of HeartsWar Of Hearts pt.74 years ago in Romance More Like This
Rukia huffed quietly in her sleep and groaned, turning over in bed and panting, kicking, squirming, suddenly her eyes snapped open and she sprang up like a bullet out of the barrel of a gun, her heart pounded in her chest and she could feel sweat soak through her clothing and over her skin, "Hey... are you alright?" she jerked her head in the general direction of the voice and stared up at Ichigo, she blinked and stared for a short moment, "You were fidgiting an awfull lot and you seemed to be having a nightmare," he said, sitting on the edge of the bed beside her, she brought her arms around her nees and put a few strands of hair behind her ear, "Yeah, I'm fine," she wispered, "Alright, you don't have to tell me, just wanted to make sure you were alright," he replied, standing up, Rukia noticed that he was already in a t-shirt and his jeans and looked over at the clock, 'It's already noon...' she thought ruefully, "Looks like you'll have the house to yoursel
'Just Be' [Jean x Tsundere!Reader] - Part 33'Just Be' [Jean x Tsundere!Reader] - Part 331 year ago in Romance More Like This
---'Just Be': Part 33---
Ever since the invasion had begun, Jean had already known that there was no way he would emerge the same naive and foolish boy he had been before. Witnessing his first death had been a terrible shock, but it didn't stop there. With each comrade that was devoured, slaughtered, or torn apart before his eyes, Jean had willed his heart to be numb. He wanted to feel less, so that he could think and act with greater clarity. The horrors of war were great indeed, but a soldier had to get used to it eventually, right? It was his only way to cope. To feel nothing. To survive. He had to distance himself emotionally, so that he wouldn't freeze up in battle.
Well. He froze up now. Every signal and impulse in his brain went haywire, leaving him unable to move or speak. No possible amount of desensitization could have prepared him for this. The sight that lay before him stripped his heart of the
To Keep Your AttentionTo Keep Your AttentionTo Keep Your Attention4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Wow.... this is amazing, we're really staying here for an entire week?" Rukia asked excitedly as she entered the hotel, Ichigo smiled at her and nodded once, "Yep, THIS is where we're staying for an entire WEEK," he replied with a smirk, "Wow..." she repeated, he smiled at her and walked up to the check-in desk as she ran over to a beautifull gold Macaw, who was the hotel mascot, and started telling him what a "pretty bird" he was, Ichigo took in a deep breath as he received their room keys, this was going to be the weekend that he proposed... and he REALLY hoped he didn't screw it up...
"Can we go swimming?" Rukia asked as she set her duffle bag down on the bed, "After we unpack if you want, but it'll be pretty late by then," Ichigo observed, it was already getting dark after all, "I thought there was an indoor pool here," "There is," "Then we can swim there~~" "Alright alright," he muttered back with a smile, he wanted this week to be special, so if she wanted
Sleep DeprivedSleep DeprivedSleep Deprived4 years ago in Humor More Like This
It seemed like Ichigo was never supposed to get any sleep.... EVER..... as if the universe it's self was against the very IDEA of him dozing off, usually he had a managore' of things keeping him up, nightmares, studying, hollows, a Soul Reaper that lived in his closet, Soul Society and their constant trend of making enemies, but over the last week Ichigo found what was keeping him up at night was none of these things at all, no, what was keeping him up.... was a dog
It all started with a simple walk out to the mailbox... "WOAH! What is that? A horse?" Ichigo asked as he looked down (just barely) at the the huge dog by his feet, "Oh hi Ichigo!" a young woman said with a giggle, "I see you've met Hobbit!" 'Hobbit....?' he wondered with raised eyebrows, "Yeah.. met... why do you have a dog bigger than my dad?" "He's a guard dog! My brother came over from the States yesterday and he said I needed a guard dog, so we went to pick him out today!" she replied happily, Ichigo nod
The Boughs of the Yew TreeShe stood very still, her spine rigid as she listened to the forest around her. She listened hard for any sound at all. When she found none, she returned to searching the forest floor.The Boughs of the Yew Tree4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
She was alone in the small, moonlit clearing. Or, at least, she thought she was.
Her head shot up again a shiver running down her back. She shook herself vigorously and looked around once more. She was about to give up her search when she saw them.
A pair of glowing red eyes stared, unblinking, at her through the bushes. They seemed to be fixed right on her face. Their eyes met, and she knew immediately that this creature whatever it may be was no friend to her.
She turned and bolted from the clearing, not daring to look back. She didn't need to. She could hear it following her it made some kind of swishing noise as it moved. She threw on another burst of speed, and soon the swishing died away.
She slowed down and eventually came to a stop in another moonlit clearing. Her ears
War Of Hearts pt.1War Of HeartsWar Of Hearts pt.14 years ago in Romance More Like This
Ichigo sighed lightly and closed his eyes, Aizen was dead.... he had used all of his power to do it, and he wouldn't be able to do much fighting until his spiritual pressure came back, wich according to Zangetsu would happen gradually over the next month or so, apparently Ichigo wouldn't be as powerfull as he used to be because of how much it took to use the Final Getsuga, but he'd still be a Soul Reaper.. that was all that mattered, with a light sigh, he opened his eyes, "Ichigo...." he turned around and his eyes widened, there were all five of his nakama... Renji, Chad, Orihime, Uryuu.... and Rukia standing right in the middle looking banged up but not too bad off all things considered, "Orihime ... Uryuu.... Rukia... Renji.. Chad..." he said, getting off of the rock he was sitting on and rushing over to them, "What are you guys doing here?! I mean is it ok for you all to be up like this!?" "That's my line," Rukia replied with a huff and a slightly irritated