Canada X Reader: I Hear You 2You gently opened your eyes hearing the crashing of waves and the sound of a few seagulls. You turn your head toward the window to see the sun was setting then turned it again gently since you felt your head pounding and then you saw Matthew sitting on the bed next to you just hugging his bear waiting for you to wake up. You turn a bit more and sit up rubbing your eyes a bit.Canada X Reader: I Hear You 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
" Oh your awake _____ Im so glad....Im s-sorry but I had to give you CPR a-and when you woke up you clung to me so on the way back so I picked you up and started to carry you but on the way in you fell asleep s-so I just put you in bed and tucked you in..." Canada looked over to you still hugging his bear then you looked down seeing yourself still in his sweater. You took a deep breath trying to relax yourself and the smell of the ocean and maple syrup filled your nose. It was both sweet and relaxing.
" T-Thank you...Matthew...if it werent for you I wouldnt be here.."Then a though struck you he gave you mouth to m
Aizen the Four-Eyed Dork It was a boring day in Hueco Muendo, so Ulquiorra the Espada had started to do some thinking. It was a little new to him, since Yes, Aizen-sama and No, Aizen-sama were about the only words he knew, besides his own name.Aizen the Four-Eyed Dork7 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Well, you couldnt really blame the Espadas. These were people who had never seen Sesame Street. And there werent many educational things in Hueco Muendo either.
Ulquiorra started to wonder about something. In fact, the desire to know the answer became so great that Ulquiorra got up and left his room to go ask Aizen.
Aizen-sama, I have a question. Ulquiorra walked into the throne room.
Aizen looked up from Shonen Jump, which he had read about fifty times, and started to push up his glasses. Oh yeah, he didnt have glasses any more.
A better GodA better God4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The world needs a better God.
A sigh escapes his masked lips. He doesn't want to pretend that he's okay, because he's not. Ever since that day, he has been in an almost depressed state.
It's not like he was going to show it anyway.
But right now, he doesn't care. Back then, Shinigami-sama thought that it really was hard to keep calm while his son was away, who knew where, being captive by the crazy wizard who possessed the Book of Eibon. He knew how many things that Book could do, the dark magic inside of it. He was scared, anxious. But he kept believing in Kid and searching for a way to bring him back, so it would be all over and he didn't feel so afraid anymore.
That was back then. Now, it is completely different. Kid has already completed two of his Sanzu Lines, and he is also more mature and collected. He isn't a little boy anymore, and Shinigami-sama and he barely talk with each other anymore, much to Shinigami-sama's chagrin.
That, and the fact that they had just found the Kis
Naruto Vampire High .:9:.Naruto Vampire High .:9:.4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: Naruto is property of Masashi Kishimoto. This is a fanfic. Thanks for your attention.
Previously: "I am a chosen one for the Uzumaki clan"
"What?" Naruto said out-loud, which caused the three others in the cabin to look at him. He just ignored them, though, and re-read the words on the little paper.
Uzumaki clan's... chosen... one..
Getting off the train was harder than getting on. There were so many people packed up together, squishing him inbetween them. It was troublesome, trying to ignore the scent of their blood, and pulling his head away when he came face-to-face with a lovely neck once in a while. If he wanted to, he could just rip open the entire stream of people and leave the scene before anyone could even pronounce his name.
But thinking about all those other vampires that had to go through this day in, d
Played Kingdom Hearts Too MuchYou Know You Play Too Much Kingdom Hearts When...Played Kingdom Hearts Too Much7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
#1: You start to use your house keys to beat up people that you don't like.
#2: You went and got your hair spiked just like Sora's.
#3: You re-watch every Disney movie you own just so you'll get the references.
#4: You re-play every Final Fantasy you own just so you'll get the references.
#5: You start calling the people that you don't like 'Heartless'.
#6: They actually know what you are talking about.
#7: You cried when you couldn't beat Sephiroth for the millionth time.
#8: You screamed like a maniac when you finally beat him.
#9: And you are content to never fight him again, because once was enough for a lifetime.
#10: You cried like a baby at the end of the first game when Sora and Kairi were separated.
#11: You know the Theme Songs by heart. (Even the Japanese version even though you may or may not speak Japanese)
#12: You got upset at the first game because they only showed Mickey Mouse for about two seconds at the end.
A Funny Catholic StoryLittle Mary Margaret was not the best student inA Funny Catholic Story7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Catholic School .
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while
she was sleeping.
'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who
was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her
in the rear.
shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who
is our Lord and
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again,
Johnny came to
her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the
Nun once again
said,'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve
say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?'
Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If
you stick that
damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it
Frozen Yoghurt :17:Frozen Yoghurt :17:4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: Naruto is property of Masashi Kishimoto. Thanks 4 reading.
Story: Frozen Yoghurt
Plot: Mistakes are meant to be made, but also to be taken care of.
It was a hot Summer day in Konoha, and the only thing Kakashi wanted to do right now was read his book in undisturbed silence. So he made Naruto run twenty laps around the clearing in the park and do thirty crunches, twenty sit-ups, fifteen push-ups and keep practising until he could create 20 kage bunshin.
Momentarily, the boy was laying on his chest with his cheek and had his little body curled against his own. Despite the fact that Naruto was already nine, his body was fairly small and Kakashi had no doubt as to what was the cause of that. As a baby, Naruto had been more than not abandoned and was therefore underfed for weeks.
The was tired-out and drooling all over Kakashi's jounin sw
Avatar Noes All pt 4Chapter 4Avatar Noes All pt 47 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Aang and Sokka exchanged looks of worry.
No way Katara- Sokka started to say when Katara cut him off.
You guys all have to go, I dont. Im staying! she said, determined. Then she smiled slyly. And while youre away, Im going to be spending loads of time with Zuko. You know, talking and getting to know him and most likely falling in love with his emo ways. I mean, Im halfway there simply because of his gorgeous hair and that muscular build. All I have to do is figure out a way to connect on a level higher than physical attraction. What did you call that, Toph?
A spiritual connection, Toph responded matter-of-factly.
Thats what it was. I need to develop a spiritual connection with Zuko in order to get that beautiful boy to kiss me and have all my dizziest daydreams come true. But if Im not le
Rules of the Akatsuki1. Anything yaoi-related is strictly prohibited from the base.Rules of the Akatsuki7 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Yes, even PeinxKonan.
3. None of the Akatsuki are gay.
4. Itachi is not a girl.
5. Neither is Deidara.
6. Or Sasori, no matter how funny it is to think so.
7. Kakuzu is not a drug dealer, nor is Zetsu made of weed.
8. Konan is not a whore, and will gladly kick the ass of anyone who thinks so.
9. Tobi in no way resembles Darth Vader.
10. Nor are the six bodies of Pein to be considered his Clone Troopers.
11. The Bijuu are not Pokemon, so please refrain from singing the Pokemon theme song on missions.
12. Even if we are trying to "catch 'em all.
13. We will not be addressed as "Team Rocket".
14. Hidan is not a vampire, even if his hairstyle resembles Dracula's.
15. Sasori is not a drug addict.
16. Even if he looks like one.
17. Refrain from glomping others, as it may be dangerous to your health and well-being.
18. Neko-chan is not to be reffered to as Magical Nyan Nyan Taruto, or any of the Tokyo Mew Mew characters.
Hope Ch.9 EdWinHope Ch.9 EdWin4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ed stepped off the train, and stretched his arms above his head, groggy from the nap he had just awakened from. It felt weird to be traveling without Al, but Ed didn't want to chance him finding out something he shouldn't, so he shrugged off the feeling. Scratching the back of his head, he began to walk towards the street, but was interupted when he heard someone call his name. He looked around, but couldn't spot anyone he recognized in the bustling crowd so, he continued on walking until he heard it again. Sighing, he looked back to see if maybe he might spot a familiar, and with some luck, he was able to spot Mustang making his way towards him through the crowd.
As Ed took in Mustang's appearance, he was a little surprised at what he saw. He never really paid attention to anyone's appearance much, only Winry's, but he could tell something was off today. He was sweating even though it was cold outside, and he looked extremely nervous. Mustang was never nervous. "What's up with you?" E
Abby - Ragged Pages Finale TGAbby - Ragged Pages Finale TG4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Ragged Pages of the First Book (conclusion)
This time, Abby paused and it was Demetrius's turn to ask, "So what happens next?"
Sitting on the bed with her legs crossed under her, Abby scrunched up her face. No matter how hard she scrunched, there were no more words
Demetrius leaned closer and Abby sighed. Her eyes downcast, she told her father, "I think she's doomed. I can't think of a way to get her home. I have no ideas "
Gently, Demetrius touched her hand. "There is always a way. There is always hope. You just have to imagine it. You just have to create it . And there's something I need to show you, Abby."
Softly, Abby turned to look at her father. He took the book in hands and opened a page for Abby to look at. It was blank. He passed the book to her.
Frowning with confusion, Abby turned each and every worn and ragged page of the book. They were all blank.
Looking back at her father, Abby shook her head and said, "I don't understand. Where is the story?"
Bleach-Hichigo-Ichigo-Boredom"Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke......"Bleach-Hichigo-Ichigo-Boredom5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"QUIT POKING ME, HICHIGO!!!!!"
"Aww... but I'm bored..."
"I don't care! Go find something to do!"
"But I am doing something, King..."
"Something besides poking me!"
"Aww... King's no fun..." Hichigo got off of the bed and walked out of the room, letting the other teen finish his homework. It was about an hour before Ichigo decided to check on his 'too quiet' hollow, which meant one thing... trouble. He got down the stairs and heard a crash, and he ran to the hallway, but before entering the main room, Hichigo came out, glaring at Ichigo with a threatening look.
"What was that? What are you doing in there?" Ichigo tried to look over Hichigo's shoulder to see what was going on, but Hichigo just smirked and kept on blocking Ichigo's view.
"No. ya ain't allowed ta see." Hichigo shut the door with his hand then proceeded to push Ichigo u
Swat Kats Workaholics Xover*In the house*Swat Kats Workaholics Xover4 years ago in Letters More Like This
Blake: "Adam, you ready to bring the smackdown on Ders?!
Adam: "(Bleep) yeah, dude! You're gonna taste the wrath of the Adam Smasher!"
Ders: "I think this is soo Immature..."
Blake: "Dammit! we gotta go to work.."
*In the office*
Adam: I seriously think The Undertaker can kick CM Punk's ass any day."
Blake: "But CM Punk is much faster than The Undertaker. So obviously, CM Punk can beat him,
Alice: "Guys, I want you meet your co-workers, This is Jake and Chance. They're be working with you for now on."
Blake: "....They're cats...How can a cat be a employee?
Alice: "Shut it, Blake! They're...Unique."
Adam: "You mean retarded?"
Jake: "Nah it's cool. We don't like to be called..retarded. It's not nice. Who's he?"
Alice: That's Bradly, a down-syndrome victim. He's a nice guy."
*Outside the office*
Blake: "They're cats for god sake! They don't have no feelings."
Jake: "Hey dudes, Come to the salvage yard..We gotta tell you something...It's a secret."
Bleach Creative FactBleach: "Creative Fact"Bleach Creative Fact5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rukia: I take out my creativity with cute little bunny drawings~!
Ichigo: I take out my creativity with killing hollows in new and inventive ways
Renji: I take out my creativity with getting tattoos.... many of wich I don't even remember getting....
Orihime: I take out my creativity in my cooking!! Problum is... I'm the only one who ever eats it without becoming termininally ill....
Uryuu: I take out my creativity by sewing and emrodery.... that's not immasculine at all....
Yoruichi: I take out my creativity by ruining as many virgin-eyes as I possibly can before the begining of the new year~!
Urahara: I take out my creatvitiy by selling new inventions to my customers, many of wich are often dangerouse and or lethal *smirks*
Byakuya: ..... I take out my creativity with calligrophy and poetry, and occasionally gardening and caring for my Koi... yet some fangirls still believe I'm straight
Soi Fon: I take out my ccreatvity by keeping up the d
En-Contraste.En-Contraste.4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Él no era más que una contradicción con vida
Por fuera era ágil, fuerte. Hiperactivo. Veloz.
Sin embargo se rompía tan fácil por dentro
El era la mezcla absurda entre todo lo que alguna vez quise
Todas las cosas que siempre quise hacer.
Y la parte de mi que dudo alguna vez llegar a reconocer.
Entonces, la incógnita.
¿Quién debe cuidar a quién?
Funny SayingsAny law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loopholeFunny Sayings9 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
Evil is live spelled backwards
God must love stupid people, he made so many of them
When all else fails, read the instuctions
"Push" is the force exerted upon the door marked "Pull"
What some people lack in intelligence, they make up in stupidity
There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head
The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train
A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it
If your parents don't have kids, odds are you won't either
Curiosity kills more mice than cats
Save the whales. Collect the whole set
On the other hand, you have different fingers
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
How many of you believe in psycho kinesis?...Raise my hand
OK...so what's the speed of dark?
When everything is coming y
The Mighty BooshThe Mighty BooshThe Mighty Boosh7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Chapter 1-No More Customers
As the clock ticked, the Nabootique was empty apart from Michelle, Vince and Howard. The three of them stood behind the counter, bored as hell, almost falling asleep. Michelle sighed and stood up straight; she walked over to the chair and sat down.
You two might as well sit down, no one is going to come in, its all because of that new shopping centre, they have everything that we dont and they have a cafe, its obvious, they are all there, Michelle said, disappointedly. Vince and Howard sighed and sat on the two chairs next to Michelle. They sat in a slump with their heads in their hands.
Weve got to do something that will attract our customers to come back here, Vince said brightly.
Yeah, but what? Howard sighed. Michelle stood up and turned to Howard and Vince.
We need to do something amazing, something that they havent got! Michelle said with a smile on he
Ways To Annoy Bleach10 Ways To Annoy The Bleach CrewWays To Annoy Bleach6 years ago in Humor More Like This
(Not that I'd ever do any of this, *wistels suspicously*)
1. Tell her that Ichigo spies on her every night and holds a mirror under her mouth to "make sure the midget was breathing"
2. Release a thousand Chappy Bunnies and tell her that if she dosen't catch them all soon Ichigo will get them
3. Pretend to spill hot choclate on her wedding dress and run for your life!
4. Tell her to watch "Kudjo"; then make Ichigo scare her; watch the fun
5. Tell her that Ichigo bought her a Chappy for Christmas and watch her destroy the house
6. Tell her to sing the Chromatic scale as fast as she can; watch how many times she gets tounge-tied
7. Pin her giant bang up and then smoothe the rest of her hair so hard that her eyes bug out
8. Show her fan websites...espically hentais
9. Find episodes and screen caps and tell her that someone's spying on her
10. Tell her that she reminds you of Alice Cullen and ask her to bite Ichigo ^^
1. Undress in front of him
InsomniaInsomnia4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Insanity hounds my every step,
Insomnia has followed me home,
Madness has fallen in love with me.
And now I'll never be alone.
But time is the knife that cut my skin,
And past is the ghost that haunts me,
Anger has bound me in chains
And so I'll never be free.
Blood is the life that revived my soul,
Hurt is the angel that I've known,
Memory is the only friend I have,
Because I am always on my own,
The outcast are my followers,
The damned are my spawn,
Murderers are my family
And heaven leaves me forlorn.
But insanity hounds my every step,
Insomnia has followed me home,
Madness has fallen in love with me,
And now I can never be alone
Bleach Bloopers pt.71Bleach Bloopers Episode 71Bleach Bloopers pt.716 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
(Episode 71 scene: Fair Fight)
Ichigo: All this talk about fight fair and you're- wait a minute did I just "fight fair"?
Uryuu: Yes you did, I was waiting for you to catch on to that
Ichigo: Well why didn't you tell me? *starts laughing* Sure let's have a fight fair, I'll bring a giant bat
Uryuu: I wanted to see how long it took you to catch on to your own stupiditity
Ichigo: That is messed up Man
Uryuu: Yeah don't mess it up again because I'm tired of standing here
Ichigo: Yeah well I'll try
(Episode 71 same scene)
Ryo: And let the snakes venom turn her into something unreckognizable! THAT is a possibility!
Ryo: Ofcourse, you do all realize that the snakes will come in during the CGing and editing so as of now there's absolutely nothing I can do, except maybe this *takes snake off of neck* This snake you see, well this one is completly stuffed and very fake looking
Ichigo: That ... that dosen't even kind of look real I mean did they let a kid sew tha