Aizen the Four-Eyed Dork It was a boring day in Hueco Muendo, so Ulquiorra the Espada had started to do some thinking. It was a little new to him, since Yes, Aizen-sama and No, Aizen-sama were about the only words he knew, besides his own name.Aizen the Four-Eyed Dork7 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Well, you couldnt really blame the Espadas. These were people who had never seen Sesame Street. And there werent many educational things in Hueco Muendo either.
Ulquiorra started to wonder about something. In fact, the desire to know the answer became so great that Ulquiorra got up and left his room to go ask Aizen.
Aizen-sama, I have a question. Ulquiorra walked into the throne room.
Aizen looked up from Shonen Jump, which he had read about fifty times, and started to push up his glasses. Oh yeah, he didnt have glasses any more.
Naruto Vampire High .:9:.Naruto Vampire High .:9:.4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: Naruto is property of Masashi Kishimoto. This is a fanfic. Thanks for your attention.
Previously: "I am a chosen one for the Uzumaki clan"
"What?" Naruto said out-loud, which caused the three others in the cabin to look at him. He just ignored them, though, and re-read the words on the little paper.
Uzumaki clan's... chosen... one..
Getting off the train was harder than getting on. There were so many people packed up together, squishing him inbetween them. It was troublesome, trying to ignore the scent of their blood, and pulling his head away when he came face-to-face with a lovely neck once in a while. If he wanted to, he could just rip open the entire stream of people and leave the scene before anyone could even pronounce his name.
But thinking about all those other vampires that had to go through this day in, d
I Just Met a Weirdo - 4"Okay Krookodile, I'm going to teach you Level Ground, let's train inside that weird cave." I told Krookodile as we entered the finally clear entrance to the cave. Earlier Gym leader Yakon helped me unclear the cave from a Denchura's web. I really don't like touching a web, it creeps me out.I Just Met a Weirdo - 44 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Krooko!!" she replied happily. I smiled and patted its rough sandy head. As we entered I noticed some dark figures up ahead.
"Keep your guard up, Krookodile." I whispered to her as we crept closer. Krookodile nodded warily in reply.
But no matter how quiet and wary we were, suddenly two ninja like people popped out from nowhere!
"AAACKK! WHAT THE-" I screeched slapping one ninja in the process. It yelped but quickly regained his serious face.
"Come with us " the other one muttered. (He was obviously hiding his laughter the moron)
"WHAT? NO WAY!" I protested.
Apparently they didn't seem to have heard my yelling and protests since they grabbed my wrists and dragged me on
A Funny Catholic StoryLittle Mary Margaret was not the best student inA Funny Catholic Story8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Catholic School .
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while
she was sleeping.
'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who
was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her
in the rear.
shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who
is our Lord and
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again,
Johnny came to
her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the
Nun once again
said,'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve
say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?'
Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If
you stick that
damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it
Abby - Ragged Pages Finale TGAbby - Ragged Pages Finale TG5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Ragged Pages of the First Book (conclusion)
This time, Abby paused and it was Demetrius's turn to ask, "So what happens next?"
Sitting on the bed with her legs crossed under her, Abby scrunched up her face. No matter how hard she scrunched, there were no more words
Demetrius leaned closer and Abby sighed. Her eyes downcast, she told her father, "I think she's doomed. I can't think of a way to get her home. I have no ideas "
Gently, Demetrius touched her hand. "There is always a way. There is always hope. You just have to imagine it. You just have to create it . And there's something I need to show you, Abby."
Softly, Abby turned to look at her father. He took the book in hands and opened a page for Abby to look at. It was blank. He passed the book to her.
Frowning with confusion, Abby turned each and every worn and ragged page of the book. They were all blank.
Looking back at her father, Abby shook her head and said, "I don't understand. Where is the story?"
Bleach-Hichigo-Ichigo-Boredom"Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke......"Bleach-Hichigo-Ichigo-Boredom5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"QUIT POKING ME, HICHIGO!!!!!"
"Aww... but I'm bored..."
"I don't care! Go find something to do!"
"But I am doing something, King..."
"Something besides poking me!"
"Aww... King's no fun..." Hichigo got off of the bed and walked out of the room, letting the other teen finish his homework. It was about an hour before Ichigo decided to check on his 'too quiet' hollow, which meant one thing... trouble. He got down the stairs and heard a crash, and he ran to the hallway, but before entering the main room, Hichigo came out, glaring at Ichigo with a threatening look.
"What was that? What are you doing in there?" Ichigo tried to look over Hichigo's shoulder to see what was going on, but Hichigo just smirked and kept on blocking Ichigo's view.
"No. ya ain't allowed ta see." Hichigo shut the door with his hand then proceeded to push Ichigo u
Rules of the Akatsuki1. Anything yaoi-related is strictly prohibited from the base.Rules of the Akatsuki7 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Yes, even PeinxKonan.
3. None of the Akatsuki are gay.
4. Itachi is not a girl.
5. Neither is Deidara.
6. Or Sasori, no matter how funny it is to think so.
7. Kakuzu is not a drug dealer, nor is Zetsu made of weed.
8. Konan is not a whore, and will gladly kick the ass of anyone who thinks so.
9. Tobi in no way resembles Darth Vader.
10. Nor are the six bodies of Pein to be considered his Clone Troopers.
11. The Bijuu are not Pokemon, so please refrain from singing the Pokemon theme song on missions.
12. Even if we are trying to "catch 'em all.
13. We will not be addressed as "Team Rocket".
14. Hidan is not a vampire, even if his hairstyle resembles Dracula's.
15. Sasori is not a drug addict.
16. Even if he looks like one.
17. Refrain from glomping others, as it may be dangerous to your health and well-being.
18. Neko-chan is not to be reffered to as Magical Nyan Nyan Taruto, or any of the Tokyo Mew Mew characters.
Frozen Yoghurt :17:Frozen Yoghurt :17:4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: Naruto is property of Masashi Kishimoto. Thanks 4 reading.
Story: Frozen Yoghurt
Plot: Mistakes are meant to be made, but also to be taken care of.
It was a hot Summer day in Konoha, and the only thing Kakashi wanted to do right now was read his book in undisturbed silence. So he made Naruto run twenty laps around the clearing in the park and do thirty crunches, twenty sit-ups, fifteen push-ups and keep practising until he could create 20 kage bunshin.
Momentarily, the boy was laying on his chest with his cheek and had his little body curled against his own. Despite the fact that Naruto was already nine, his body was fairly small and Kakashi had no doubt as to what was the cause of that. As a baby, Naruto had been more than not abandoned and was therefore underfed for weeks.
The was tired-out and drooling all over Kakashi's jounin sw
The Mighty BooshThe Mighty BooshThe Mighty Boosh7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Chapter 1-No More Customers
As the clock ticked, the Nabootique was empty apart from Michelle, Vince and Howard. The three of them stood behind the counter, bored as hell, almost falling asleep. Michelle sighed and stood up straight; she walked over to the chair and sat down.
You two might as well sit down, no one is going to come in, its all because of that new shopping centre, they have everything that we dont and they have a cafe, its obvious, they are all there, Michelle said, disappointedly. Vince and Howard sighed and sat on the two chairs next to Michelle. They sat in a slump with their heads in their hands.
Weve got to do something that will attract our customers to come back here, Vince said brightly.
Yeah, but what? Howard sighed. Michelle stood up and turned to Howard and Vince.
We need to do something amazing, something that they havent got! Michelle said with a smile on he
Ways To Annoy Bleach10 Ways To Annoy The Bleach CrewWays To Annoy Bleach7 years ago in Humor More Like This
(Not that I'd ever do any of this, *wistels suspicously*)
1. Tell her that Ichigo spies on her every night and holds a mirror under her mouth to "make sure the midget was breathing"
2. Release a thousand Chappy Bunnies and tell her that if she dosen't catch them all soon Ichigo will get them
3. Pretend to spill hot choclate on her wedding dress and run for your life!
4. Tell her to watch "Kudjo"; then make Ichigo scare her; watch the fun
5. Tell her that Ichigo bought her a Chappy for Christmas and watch her destroy the house
6. Tell her to sing the Chromatic scale as fast as she can; watch how many times she gets tounge-tied
7. Pin her giant bang up and then smoothe the rest of her hair so hard that her eyes bug out
8. Show her fan websites...espically hentais
9. Find episodes and screen caps and tell her that someone's spying on her
10. Tell her that she reminds you of Alice Cullen and ask her to bite Ichigo ^^
1. Undress in front of him
InsomniaInsomnia4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Insanity hounds my every step,
Insomnia has followed me home,
Madness has fallen in love with me.
And now I'll never be alone.
But time is the knife that cut my skin,
And past is the ghost that haunts me,
Anger has bound me in chains
And so I'll never be free.
Blood is the life that revived my soul,
Hurt is the angel that I've known,
Memory is the only friend I have,
Because I am always on my own,
The outcast are my followers,
The damned are my spawn,
Murderers are my family
And heaven leaves me forlorn.
But insanity hounds my every step,
Insomnia has followed me home,
Madness has fallen in love with me,
And now I can never be alone
AmEC : slashfic -pesan kecil untuk Dan-Ketika umurmu telah senja, dan hari-harimu kau habiskan hanya dengan duduk merajut dan meminum teh tanpa melakukan pekerjaan berat, segalanya terasa kosong dan aneh. Kau akan merasakannya nanti, nak.AmEC : slashfic -pesan kecil untuk Dan-2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rasa nostalgia akan selalu menyerang dan memenuhi pikiranmu. Bahkan hal-hal kecil pun bisa menjadi faktor yang membuat air mata menetes- atau setidaknya begitulah yang terjadi untuk bunda.
Mari bunda ceritakan cerita bunda. Nama bunda Gabriella Evandowsky. Bunda yakin kau tahu. Dulu nama keluarga bunda bukan itu, tapi seorang lelaki tampan, pasangan hidup bunda –ayahmu- yang tetap berada di sisi bunda hingga sekarang, Dennis Evandowsky berhasil membuat bunda jatuh cinta padanya, dan mengubah satu hal yang menempel kepada bunda- nama belakang bunda.
Bunda cuma seorang wanita biasa yang hobi memasak dan membaca. Masa muda bunda bunda jalani dengan ceria, dan bunda bertemu ayahmu di sebuah acara weekend get-away yang dilaksanakan oleh perusahaannya, dia 'tersesat' ke da
Hilang"Hilang? Kenapa sih kamu selalu bilang hilang?" Teriaknya padaku yang sedang duduk termangu. "Memangnya apa yang kamu cari?" Tanyanya lagi dengan ekspresi tidak sabar. Pelan aku menggeleng.Hilang4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Aku tidak tahu " bisikku lemah. Aku tahu bahwa aku bertingkah konyol akhir-akhir ini. Aku seperti orang kehilangan arah. Tidak, aku memang kehilangan sesuatu. Namun aku tidak tahu apa. Aku hanya, seperti kehilangan. Kamu pernah merasa seperti itu? Saat seperti kamu kehilangan sesuatu yang berharga, tetapi kamu tidak tahu apa? Itu yang aku rasakan sekarang. Seolah ada bagian dari diriku yang dicabut
"Argh! Aku tidak sabar denganmu! Silakan! Sana carilah apa pun yang hilang itu! Aku tidak mau membantumu lagi!" Begitulah, dan dia pergi meninggalkanku. Kakak perempuanku, satu-satunya keluargaku yang kumiliki sekarang. Tinggal aku sendiri. Namun bukan itu yang hilang. Sedih, memang. Namun bukan itu, bukan itu yang kurasa hilang. Bukan itu yang kurasakan sakitnya. Ada bagian diriku yang h
Avatar Noes All pt 4Chapter 4Avatar Noes All pt 48 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Aang and Sokka exchanged looks of worry.
No way Katara- Sokka started to say when Katara cut him off.
You guys all have to go, I dont. Im staying! she said, determined. Then she smiled slyly. And while youre away, Im going to be spending loads of time with Zuko. You know, talking and getting to know him and most likely falling in love with his emo ways. I mean, Im halfway there simply because of his gorgeous hair and that muscular build. All I have to do is figure out a way to connect on a level higher than physical attraction. What did you call that, Toph?
A spiritual connection, Toph responded matter-of-factly.
Thats what it was. I need to develop a spiritual connection with Zuko in order to get that beautiful boy to kiss me and have all my dizziest daydreams come true. But if Im not le
Bleach Creative FactBleach: "Creative Fact"Bleach Creative Fact5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rukia: I take out my creativity with cute little bunny drawings~!
Ichigo: I take out my creativity with killing hollows in new and inventive ways
Renji: I take out my creativity with getting tattoos.... many of wich I don't even remember getting....
Orihime: I take out my creativity in my cooking!! Problum is... I'm the only one who ever eats it without becoming termininally ill....
Uryuu: I take out my creativity by sewing and emrodery.... that's not immasculine at all....
Yoruichi: I take out my creativity by ruining as many virgin-eyes as I possibly can before the begining of the new year~!
Urahara: I take out my creatvitiy by selling new inventions to my customers, many of wich are often dangerouse and or lethal *smirks*
Byakuya: ..... I take out my creativity with calligrophy and poetry, and occasionally gardening and caring for my Koi... yet some fangirls still believe I'm straight
Soi Fon: I take out my ccreatvity by keeping up the d
A Rosy Fairy tale Prt 1- FrUkDisclaimer: I don't own Hetalia except the fanfic's plot.XD~♥A Rosy Fairy tale Prt 1- FrUk4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Genre: Shounen ai, tragic, sort of Fairy tail era, slightly comedy.
Anime: Hetalia Axis Powers
Pairing: FrUk (France and England)
Fairy tales. A short narrative that typically features non existent creatures,Damsels in distress, Prince charming as the protagonist, Witches and wizards as antagonists, Dragons and horses, castles and kingdoms, happily ever after. Yep, you heard me right. Every fairy tale has it's beautiful, tear jerking ending. The usual routine of the story is to announce the chosen one, meet your own enemy, defeat that enemy, save your only true love, marry your only true love, live happily ever after with your only true love.
the center of all fairy tales..well..not most of it.
They are perfect for all ages and is also used for making a loud brat to fall asleep. They say when you have a fairy tale life, your story would sure be a happy ending, so happy that would make you
En-Contraste.En-Contraste.4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Él no era más que una contradicción con vida
Por fuera era ágil, fuerte. Hiperactivo. Veloz.
Sin embargo se rompía tan fácil por dentro
El era la mezcla absurda entre todo lo que alguna vez quise
Todas las cosas que siempre quise hacer.
Y la parte de mi que dudo alguna vez llegar a reconocer.
Entonces, la incógnita.
¿Quién debe cuidar a quién?
Funny Quotes 2Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.Funny Quotes 26 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
-- Demetri Martin
"My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil."
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"
"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific."
"If you can't fix it with duct tape you havent used enough."
"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
"Constipated People Don't Give A crap."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."
"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"
"Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."
"Life is what happens to yo
Bleach Bloopers pt.71Bleach Bloopers Episode 71Bleach Bloopers pt.716 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
(Episode 71 scene: Fair Fight)
Ichigo: All this talk about fight fair and you're- wait a minute did I just "fight fair"?
Uryuu: Yes you did, I was waiting for you to catch on to that
Ichigo: Well why didn't you tell me? *starts laughing* Sure let's have a fight fair, I'll bring a giant bat
Uryuu: I wanted to see how long it took you to catch on to your own stupiditity
Ichigo: That is messed up Man
Uryuu: Yeah don't mess it up again because I'm tired of standing here
Ichigo: Yeah well I'll try
(Episode 71 same scene)
Ryo: And let the snakes venom turn her into something unreckognizable! THAT is a possibility!
Ryo: Ofcourse, you do all realize that the snakes will come in during the CGing and editing so as of now there's absolutely nothing I can do, except maybe this *takes snake off of neck* This snake you see, well this one is completly stuffed and very fake looking
Ichigo: That ... that dosen't even kind of look real I mean did they let a kid sew tha
Against Humanity 2-DisbeliefAgainst Humanity 2-DisbeliefAgainst Humanity 2-Disbelief4 years ago in Drama More Like This
November 14, 2012
"Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business."- Tom Robbins
Hungary sat in her seat waiting for the meeting to begin. She was the only one at the world conference at 7:00 am.
She couldn't believe the phone call she got last night. Who was that mysterious man? He never gave his name to Hungary on the phone.
"You're here early."
Hungary looked up, it was Romania. Romania stood by the door with her arms crossed. Hungary gave the Romanian a scowl. 'What's with that? No insult?' Hungary thought to herself. Romania sat down in a seat quietly.
She spoke too soon.
As time passed, nations began to arrive to the building. Everyone needed to be there because they had a topic that needed to be discussed. It was Mortemacy.
'God enough with this! I'm so sick and tired of this freaking government!' Hungary fumed. She didn't wan
Funny Sayings 1 Funny Sayings #1Funny Sayings 17 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and then call whatever you hit the target
Polytetrafluoroethylene is a word i cant pronounce!
Date a woman, get a free pair of melons!
Beer- The breakfast of champions!
There's only one way to cure a hangover- drink some more!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up" button
If at first you DO succed, TRY not to look suprised
Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
If life gives you lemons, make margaritas!
If you think life's against you, it probably is
So your wife just left you
How sad you must be
Look on the bright side
She moved in with me!
My tire was thumping
Thought it was flat
Then I looked closer
And noticed your cat! Sorry!
When we w