Avatar Noes All pt 4Chapter 4Avatar Noes All pt 47 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Aang and Sokka exchanged looks of worry.
No way Katara- Sokka started to say when Katara cut him off.
You guys all have to go, I dont. Im staying! she said, determined. Then she smiled slyly. And while youre away, Im going to be spending loads of time with Zuko. You know, talking and getting to know him and most likely falling in love with his emo ways. I mean, Im halfway there simply because of his gorgeous hair and that muscular build. All I have to do is figure out a way to connect on a level higher than physical attraction. What did you call that, Toph?
A spiritual connection, Toph responded matter-of-factly.
Thats what it was. I need to develop a spiritual connection with Zuko in order to get that beautiful boy to kiss me and have all my dizziest daydreams come true. But if Im not le
A Rosy Fairy tale Prt 1- FrUkDisclaimer: I don't own Hetalia except the fanfic's plot.XD~♥A Rosy Fairy tale Prt 1- FrUk4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Genre: Shounen ai, tragic, sort of Fairy tail era, slightly comedy.
Anime: Hetalia Axis Powers
Pairing: FrUk (France and England)
Fairy tales. A short narrative that typically features non existent creatures,Damsels in distress, Prince charming as the protagonist, Witches and wizards as antagonists, Dragons and horses, castles and kingdoms, happily ever after. Yep, you heard me right. Every fairy tale has it's beautiful, tear jerking ending. The usual routine of the story is to announce the chosen one, meet your own enemy, defeat that enemy, save your only true love, marry your only true love, live happily ever after with your only true love.
the center of all fairy tales..well..not most of it.
They are perfect for all ages and is also used for making a loud brat to fall asleep. They say when you have a fairy tale life, your story would sure be a happy ending, so happy that would make you
Bleach Creative FactBleach: "Creative Fact"Bleach Creative Fact5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rukia: I take out my creativity with cute little bunny drawings~!
Ichigo: I take out my creativity with killing hollows in new and inventive ways
Renji: I take out my creativity with getting tattoos.... many of wich I don't even remember getting....
Orihime: I take out my creativity in my cooking!! Problum is... I'm the only one who ever eats it without becoming termininally ill....
Uryuu: I take out my creativity by sewing and emrodery.... that's not immasculine at all....
Yoruichi: I take out my creativity by ruining as many virgin-eyes as I possibly can before the begining of the new year~!
Urahara: I take out my creatvitiy by selling new inventions to my customers, many of wich are often dangerouse and or lethal *smirks*
Byakuya: ..... I take out my creativity with calligrophy and poetry, and occasionally gardening and caring for my Koi... yet some fangirls still believe I'm straight
Soi Fon: I take out my ccreatvity by keeping up the d
En-Contraste.En-Contraste.4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Él no era más que una contradicción con vida
Por fuera era ágil, fuerte. Hiperactivo. Veloz.
Sin embargo se rompía tan fácil por dentro
El era la mezcla absurda entre todo lo que alguna vez quise
Todas las cosas que siempre quise hacer.
Y la parte de mi que dudo alguna vez llegar a reconocer.
Entonces, la incógnita.
¿Quién debe cuidar a quién?
Funny Quotes 2Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.Funny Quotes 26 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
-- Demetri Martin
"My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil."
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"
"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific."
"If you can't fix it with duct tape you havent used enough."
"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
"Constipated People Don't Give A crap."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."
"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"
"Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."
"Life is what happens to yo
A Typical DayA Typical Day4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Arthur Kirkland had never been particularly good with children and every time he had always seen them playing in the streets or running through the fields without a care in the world he would always scowl at the little heathens and mutter about how one day they'd have to grow up. It was for this reason that he never understood why Francis had thought he would be a good father.
He had fought with his husband over the matter for an entire year but, as usual, he had lost the battle and that's how he ended up where he was now; sitting in the living room of their house leaning into his loves embrace and attempting to do his daily crossword while two little rascals ran around the house recklessly chasing each other up and down the stairs.
Arthurs eyebrow twitched in irritation "They've been running up and down the stairs for twenty minutes, don't they ever tire, Francis?"
"They're children, Arthur, they never tire." Francis responded, taking Arthurs pencil from his hand and erasing wh
Bleach Bloopers pt.71Bleach Bloopers Episode 71Bleach Bloopers pt.716 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
(Episode 71 scene: Fair Fight)
Ichigo: All this talk about fight fair and you're- wait a minute did I just "fight fair"?
Uryuu: Yes you did, I was waiting for you to catch on to that
Ichigo: Well why didn't you tell me? *starts laughing* Sure let's have a fight fair, I'll bring a giant bat
Uryuu: I wanted to see how long it took you to catch on to your own stupiditity
Ichigo: That is messed up Man
Uryuu: Yeah don't mess it up again because I'm tired of standing here
Ichigo: Yeah well I'll try
(Episode 71 same scene)
Ryo: And let the snakes venom turn her into something unreckognizable! THAT is a possibility!
Ryo: Ofcourse, you do all realize that the snakes will come in during the CGing and editing so as of now there's absolutely nothing I can do, except maybe this *takes snake off of neck* This snake you see, well this one is completly stuffed and very fake looking
Ichigo: That ... that dosen't even kind of look real I mean did they let a kid sew tha
Requiem For a TrollRequiem For a Troll3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Requiem For A Troll
a mistake I breathe
burning the sounds
the summer night
tight and alive
like a favorite bone
and death flows
filling cupped ears
voices torn away
little words of naughty bears
like the sun
like the princess
with dancing eyes
from advancing hours
there's no escape
too black for faces
empty family sockets
trip into the void
pain becomes closed
the window of her touch
the vagueness of her look
took but moments
as eternity opens
upon the foreign altar
tusks and trunks
in cooling blood
the end of the day
the end of the dream.
Against Humanity 2-DisbeliefAgainst Humanity 2-DisbeliefAgainst Humanity 2-Disbelief4 years ago in Drama More Like This
November 14, 2012
"Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business."- Tom Robbins
Hungary sat in her seat waiting for the meeting to begin. She was the only one at the world conference at 7:00 am.
She couldn't believe the phone call she got last night. Who was that mysterious man? He never gave his name to Hungary on the phone.
"You're here early."
Hungary looked up, it was Romania. Romania stood by the door with her arms crossed. Hungary gave the Romanian a scowl. 'What's with that? No insult?' Hungary thought to herself. Romania sat down in a seat quietly.
She spoke too soon.
As time passed, nations began to arrive to the building. Everyone needed to be there because they had a topic that needed to be discussed. It was Mortemacy.
'God enough with this! I'm so sick and tired of this freaking government!' Hungary fumed. She didn't wan
Canada X Reader: I Hear You 2You gently opened your eyes hearing the crashing of waves and the sound of a few seagulls. You turn your head toward the window to see the sun was setting then turned it again gently since you felt your head pounding and then you saw Matthew sitting on the bed next to you just hugging his bear waiting for you to wake up. You turn a bit more and sit up rubbing your eyes a bit.Canada X Reader: I Hear You 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
" Oh your awake _____ Im so glad....Im s-sorry but I had to give you CPR a-and when you woke up you clung to me so on the way back so I picked you up and started to carry you but on the way in you fell asleep s-so I just put you in bed and tucked you in..." Canada looked over to you still hugging his bear then you looked down seeing yourself still in his sweater. You took a deep breath trying to relax yourself and the smell of the ocean and maple syrup filled your nose. It was both sweet and relaxing.
" T-Thank you...Matthew...if it werent for you I wouldnt be here.."Then a though struck you he gave you mouth to m
Not in Avatar-Last Airbender 1#1: The Boy in the IcebergNot in Avatar-Last Airbender 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I knew I should have left you at home! Leave it to a girl to screw things up! Sokka, the human bodys 98% water. Dont tempt me.
Damn, I wish I knew where the Avatar was. Oh, hey look! A HUGE GIGANTIC SUPERNATURAL LIGHT!
I DONT NEED ANY CALMING TEA! Prince Zuko, youre going to get ulcers by the time youre twenty if you dont loosen up.
Katara put her hands on her hips. So this is Appa the Flying Bison? Were in the South Pole. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO FEED IT? Oh, I hadnt thought of that. said Aang. Eh, dont worry about it. Sokka intervened and made a dismissive hand gesture. Once a week well sacrifice a two-year old. Itll improve discipline among those brats I have to teach. I say Bathroom-Break Boy goes first.
Why are you smiling at me like that? Katara asked. You must be one
Run, Wolf WarriorRun, Wolf Warrior5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Run, Wolf warrior, to ends eternal
Through the wreckage of the death of the day
Scent of silence under starlight spinning
A captured beast within a human skin
Are you searching for long lost landscapes
Lit by flowers and crystal cascades?
Where the lamb lies down whith the lion
Where the wolf is one with the wild.
Run, wolf warrior, through kingdoms' chaos
Senseless cities and ghost towns towering
Howl, Oh hunter, though few know you're crying
Face upturned into that midnight moon
Are you hunting for mystic mountains
Where the air is like liquid laughter?
Where the beasts inherit the earth
Where the last again will be first
Run, wolf warrior, to hide your hunger
The rain will wash away the pains of the day
In your eyes there are cold fires burning
Tongues of flame that can never be tamed
Are you running from Man's delusion
Majestic madness and your exclusion
To where the lamb lies down with the lion?
Are you running down ancient pathways
Through this dark and deserted land
To where man
Mighty Boosh and Doctor WhoAs the Doctor paced around the TARDIS, he was trying to decide where he should go. He was bored with there being no aliens to fight and no assistant to help him. Maybe he should go look for a new assistant ....... but where from, what country, what time period! The Doctor walked over to the panel and he put in for the date: 2008-08-13. He closed his eyes and put in any coordinations. He pulled all the leavers and pushed the controls. The TARDIS followed the coordinations to the destination it had been set.Mighty Boosh and Doctor Who6 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Doctor opened the door and took in his surroundings. He recognised where he was..... London. The Doctor stepped out of the doorway and closed the door of the blue box. Why had he been brought here? Did the TARDIS bring him here or was it just the coordinations. He ran in to the TARDIS and looked at the coordinations. The coordinations were different to the coordinations of the area he was in. The Doctor knew this because he had been here before. But why had he been brought back h
Funny Sayings 1 Funny Sayings #1Funny Sayings 17 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and then call whatever you hit the target
Polytetrafluoroethylene is a word i cant pronounce!
Date a woman, get a free pair of melons!
Beer- The breakfast of champions!
There's only one way to cure a hangover- drink some more!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up" button
If at first you DO succed, TRY not to look suprised
Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
If life gives you lemons, make margaritas!
If you think life's against you, it probably is
So your wife just left you
How sad you must be
Look on the bright side
She moved in with me!
My tire was thumping
Thought it was flat
Then I looked closer
And noticed your cat! Sorry!
When we w
A better GodA better God4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The world needs a better God.
A sigh escapes his masked lips. He doesn't want to pretend that he's okay, because he's not. Ever since that day, he has been in an almost depressed state.
It's not like he was going to show it anyway.
But right now, he doesn't care. Back then, Shinigami-sama thought that it really was hard to keep calm while his son was away, who knew where, being captive by the crazy wizard who possessed the Book of Eibon. He knew how many things that Book could do, the dark magic inside of it. He was scared, anxious. But he kept believing in Kid and searching for a way to bring him back, so it would be all over and he didn't feel so afraid anymore.
That was back then. Now, it is completely different. Kid has already completed two of his Sanzu Lines, and he is also more mature and collected. He isn't a little boy anymore, and Shinigami-sama and he barely talk with each other anymore, much to Shinigami-sama's chagrin.
That, and the fact that they had just found the Kis
Played Kingdom Hearts Too MuchYou Know You Play Too Much Kingdom Hearts When...Played Kingdom Hearts Too Much7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
#1: You start to use your house keys to beat up people that you don't like.
#2: You went and got your hair spiked just like Sora's.
#3: You re-watch every Disney movie you own just so you'll get the references.
#4: You re-play every Final Fantasy you own just so you'll get the references.
#5: You start calling the people that you don't like 'Heartless'.
#6: They actually know what you are talking about.
#7: You cried when you couldn't beat Sephiroth for the millionth time.
#8: You screamed like a maniac when you finally beat him.
#9: And you are content to never fight him again, because once was enough for a lifetime.
#10: You cried like a baby at the end of the first game when Sora and Kairi were separated.
#11: You know the Theme Songs by heart. (Even the Japanese version even though you may or may not speak Japanese)
#12: You got upset at the first game because they only showed Mickey Mouse for about two seconds at the end.
self destruction"i don't need you anymore."self destruction4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"why, because you're happy? you're not fucking happy. you wouldn't know happiness if it sat next to you on a train."
"what, am i hurting you? you don't know what hurt really is. you think cutting and starving and purging is pain? let me show you what pain really is, then we'll talk."
"please, no -"
"you're afraid it'll hurt too much? you have no idea. try living. see what that's really like. life is pain. living is pain. breathing is pain. sitting there in agony and doing nothing -- that's what hurt really is."
"not some petty heartache, not your day-old hunger, not your sore throat, not your bleeding arms. that's doing something -- something fucking dumb, but something -- about the pain of living. you're too scared to try, that's what you are. you're afraid."
"you need me. you need me so you can be alive, so you can stop yourself from truly living. i'm your fear control. i stop things from getting too scary for you. that's all i am to
Some Funny Quotesif the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?Some Funny Quotes8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
How come we say 'It's colder than h3!! outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than h3!! since h3!! is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Hope Ch.9 EdWinHope Ch.9 EdWin4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ed stepped off the train, and stretched his arms above his head, groggy from the nap he had just awakened from. It felt weird to be traveling without Al, but Ed didn't want to chance him finding out something he shouldn't, so he shrugged off the feeling. Scratching the back of his head, he began to walk towards the street, but was interupted when he heard someone call his name. He looked around, but couldn't spot anyone he recognized in the bustling crowd so, he continued on walking until he heard it again. Sighing, he looked back to see if maybe he might spot a familiar, and with some luck, he was able to spot Mustang making his way towards him through the crowd.
As Ed took in Mustang's appearance, he was a little surprised at what he saw. He never really paid attention to anyone's appearance much, only Winry's, but he could tell something was off today. He was sweating even though it was cold outside, and he looked extremely nervous. Mustang was never nervous. "What's up with you?" E
Swat Kats Workaholics Xover*In the house*Swat Kats Workaholics Xover4 years ago in Letters More Like This
Blake: "Adam, you ready to bring the smackdown on Ders?!
Adam: "(Bleep) yeah, dude! You're gonna taste the wrath of the Adam Smasher!"
Ders: "I think this is soo Immature..."
Blake: "Dammit! we gotta go to work.."
*In the office*
Adam: I seriously think The Undertaker can kick CM Punk's ass any day."
Blake: "But CM Punk is much faster than The Undertaker. So obviously, CM Punk can beat him,
Alice: "Guys, I want you meet your co-workers, This is Jake and Chance. They're be working with you for now on."
Blake: "....They're cats...How can a cat be a employee?
Alice: "Shut it, Blake! They're...Unique."
Adam: "You mean retarded?"
Jake: "Nah it's cool. We don't like to be called..retarded. It's not nice. Who's he?"
Alice: That's Bradly, a down-syndrome victim. He's a nice guy."
*Outside the office*
Blake: "They're cats for god sake! They don't have no feelings."
Jake: "Hey dudes, Come to the salvage yard..We gotta tell you something...It's a secret."