Aizen the Four-Eyed Dork It was a boring day in Hueco Muendo, so Ulquiorra the Espada had started to do some thinking. It was a little new to him, since Yes, Aizen-sama and No, Aizen-sama were about the only words he knew, besides his own name.Aizen the Four-Eyed Dork6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Well, you couldnt really blame the Espadas. These were people who had never seen Sesame Street. And there werent many educational things in Hueco Muendo either.
Ulquiorra started to wonder about something. In fact, the desire to know the answer became so great that Ulquiorra got up and left his room to go ask Aizen.
Aizen-sama, I have a question. Ulquiorra walked into the throne room.
Aizen looked up from Shonen Jump, which he had read about fifty times, and started to push up his glasses. Oh yeah, he didnt have glasses any more.
Canada X Reader: I Hear You 2You gently opened your eyes hearing the crashing of waves and the sound of a few seagulls. You turn your head toward the window to see the sun was setting then turned it again gently since you felt your head pounding and then you saw Matthew sitting on the bed next to you just hugging his bear waiting for you to wake up. You turn a bit more and sit up rubbing your eyes a bit.Canada X Reader: I Hear You 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
" Oh your awake _____ Im so glad....Im s-sorry but I had to give you CPR a-and when you woke up you clung to me so on the way back so I picked you up and started to carry you but on the way in you fell asleep s-so I just put you in bed and tucked you in..." Canada looked over to you still hugging his bear then you looked down seeing yourself still in his sweater. You took a deep breath trying to relax yourself and the smell of the ocean and maple syrup filled your nose. It was both sweet and relaxing.
" T-Thank you...Matthew...if it werent for you I wouldnt be here.."Then a though struck you he gave you mouth to m
Naruto Vampire High .:9:.Naruto Vampire High .:9:.4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: Naruto is property of Masashi Kishimoto. This is a fanfic. Thanks for your attention.
Previously: "I am a chosen one for the Uzumaki clan"
"What?" Naruto said out-loud, which caused the three others in the cabin to look at him. He just ignored them, though, and re-read the words on the little paper.
Uzumaki clan's... chosen... one..
Getting off the train was harder than getting on. There were so many people packed up together, squishing him inbetween them. It was troublesome, trying to ignore the scent of their blood, and pulling his head away when he came face-to-face with a lovely neck once in a while. If he wanted to, he could just rip open the entire stream of people and leave the scene before anyone could even pronounce his name.
But thinking about all those other vampires that had to go through this day in, d
Not in Avatar-Last Airbender 1#1: The Boy in the IcebergNot in Avatar-Last Airbender 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I knew I should have left you at home! Leave it to a girl to screw things up! Sokka, the human bodys 98% water. Dont tempt me.
Damn, I wish I knew where the Avatar was. Oh, hey look! A HUGE GIGANTIC SUPERNATURAL LIGHT!
I DONT NEED ANY CALMING TEA! Prince Zuko, youre going to get ulcers by the time youre twenty if you dont loosen up.
Katara put her hands on her hips. So this is Appa the Flying Bison? Were in the South Pole. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO FEED IT? Oh, I hadnt thought of that. said Aang. Eh, dont worry about it. Sokka intervened and made a dismissive hand gesture. Once a week well sacrifice a two-year old. Itll improve discipline among those brats I have to teach. I say Bathroom-Break Boy goes first.
Why are you smiling at me like that? Katara asked. You must be one
A Funny Catholic StoryLittle Mary Margaret was not the best student inA Funny Catholic Story7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Catholic School .
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while
she was sleeping.
'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who
was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her
in the rear.
shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who
is our Lord and
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again,
Johnny came to
her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the
Nun once again
said,'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve
say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?'
Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If
you stick that
damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it
Funny Sayings 1 Funny Sayings #1Funny Sayings 17 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and then call whatever you hit the target
Polytetrafluoroethylene is a word i cant pronounce!
Date a woman, get a free pair of melons!
Beer- The breakfast of champions!
There's only one way to cure a hangover- drink some more!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up" button
If at first you DO succed, TRY not to look suprised
Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
If life gives you lemons, make margaritas!
If you think life's against you, it probably is
So your wife just left you
How sad you must be
Look on the bright side
She moved in with me!
My tire was thumping
Thought it was flat
Then I looked closer
And noticed your cat! Sorry!
When we w
A better GodA better God3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The world needs a better God.
A sigh escapes his masked lips. He doesn't want to pretend that he's okay, because he's not. Ever since that day, he has been in an almost depressed state.
It's not like he was going to show it anyway.
But right now, he doesn't care. Back then, Shinigami-sama thought that it really was hard to keep calm while his son was away, who knew where, being captive by the crazy wizard who possessed the Book of Eibon. He knew how many things that Book could do, the dark magic inside of it. He was scared, anxious. But he kept believing in Kid and searching for a way to bring him back, so it would be all over and he didn't feel so afraid anymore.
That was back then. Now, it is completely different. Kid has already completed two of his Sanzu Lines, and he is also more mature and collected. He isn't a little boy anymore, and Shinigami-sama and he barely talk with each other anymore, much to Shinigami-sama's chagrin.
That, and the fact that they had just found the Kis
Played Kingdom Hearts Too MuchYou Know You Play Too Much Kingdom Hearts When...Played Kingdom Hearts Too Much7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
#1: You start to use your house keys to beat up people that you don't like.
#2: You went and got your hair spiked just like Sora's.
#3: You re-watch every Disney movie you own just so you'll get the references.
#4: You re-play every Final Fantasy you own just so you'll get the references.
#5: You start calling the people that you don't like 'Heartless'.
#6: They actually know what you are talking about.
#7: You cried when you couldn't beat Sephiroth for the millionth time.
#8: You screamed like a maniac when you finally beat him.
#9: And you are content to never fight him again, because once was enough for a lifetime.
#10: You cried like a baby at the end of the first game when Sora and Kairi were separated.
#11: You know the Theme Songs by heart. (Even the Japanese version even though you may or may not speak Japanese)
#12: You got upset at the first game because they only showed Mickey Mouse for about two seconds at the end.
En-Contraste.En-Contraste.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Él no era más que una contradicción con vida
Por fuera era ágil, fuerte. Hiperactivo. Veloz.
Sin embargo se rompía tan fácil por dentro
El era la mezcla absurda entre todo lo que alguna vez quise
Todas las cosas que siempre quise hacer.
Y la parte de mi que dudo alguna vez llegar a reconocer.
Entonces, la incógnita.
¿Quién debe cuidar a quién?
Bleach Creative FactBleach: "Creative Fact"Bleach Creative Fact5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rukia: I take out my creativity with cute little bunny drawings~!
Ichigo: I take out my creativity with killing hollows in new and inventive ways
Renji: I take out my creativity with getting tattoos.... many of wich I don't even remember getting....
Orihime: I take out my creativity in my cooking!! Problum is... I'm the only one who ever eats it without becoming termininally ill....
Uryuu: I take out my creativity by sewing and emrodery.... that's not immasculine at all....
Yoruichi: I take out my creativity by ruining as many virgin-eyes as I possibly can before the begining of the new year~!
Urahara: I take out my creatvitiy by selling new inventions to my customers, many of wich are often dangerouse and or lethal *smirks*
Byakuya: ..... I take out my creativity with calligrophy and poetry, and occasionally gardening and caring for my Koi... yet some fangirls still believe I'm straight
Soi Fon: I take out my ccreatvity by keeping up the d
Rules of the Akatsuki1. Anything yaoi-related is strictly prohibited from the base.Rules of the Akatsuki6 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Yes, even PeinxKonan.
3. None of the Akatsuki are gay.
4. Itachi is not a girl.
5. Neither is Deidara.
6. Or Sasori, no matter how funny it is to think so.
7. Kakuzu is not a drug dealer, nor is Zetsu made of weed.
8. Konan is not a whore, and will gladly kick the ass of anyone who thinks so.
9. Tobi in no way resembles Darth Vader.
10. Nor are the six bodies of Pein to be considered his Clone Troopers.
11. The Bijuu are not Pokemon, so please refrain from singing the Pokemon theme song on missions.
12. Even if we are trying to "catch 'em all.
13. We will not be addressed as "Team Rocket".
14. Hidan is not a vampire, even if his hairstyle resembles Dracula's.
15. Sasori is not a drug addict.
16. Even if he looks like one.
17. Refrain from glomping others, as it may be dangerous to your health and well-being.
18. Neko-chan is not to be reffered to as Magical Nyan Nyan Taruto, or any of the Tokyo Mew Mew characters.
Frozen Yoghurt :17:Frozen Yoghurt :17:4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: Naruto is property of Masashi Kishimoto. Thanks 4 reading.
Story: Frozen Yoghurt
Plot: Mistakes are meant to be made, but also to be taken care of.
It was a hot Summer day in Konoha, and the only thing Kakashi wanted to do right now was read his book in undisturbed silence. So he made Naruto run twenty laps around the clearing in the park and do thirty crunches, twenty sit-ups, fifteen push-ups and keep practising until he could create 20 kage bunshin.
Momentarily, the boy was laying on his chest with his cheek and had his little body curled against his own. Despite the fact that Naruto was already nine, his body was fairly small and Kakashi had no doubt as to what was the cause of that. As a baby, Naruto had been more than not abandoned and was therefore underfed for weeks.
The was tired-out and drooling all over Kakashi's jounin sw
The Mighty BooshThe Mighty BooshThe Mighty Boosh6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Chapter 1-No More Customers
As the clock ticked, the Nabootique was empty apart from Michelle, Vince and Howard. The three of them stood behind the counter, bored as hell, almost falling asleep. Michelle sighed and stood up straight; she walked over to the chair and sat down.
You two might as well sit down, no one is going to come in, its all because of that new shopping centre, they have everything that we dont and they have a cafe, its obvious, they are all there, Michelle said, disappointedly. Vince and Howard sighed and sat on the two chairs next to Michelle. They sat in a slump with their heads in their hands.
Weve got to do something that will attract our customers to come back here, Vince said brightly.
Yeah, but what? Howard sighed. Michelle stood up and turned to Howard and Vince.
We need to do something amazing, something that they havent got! Michelle said with a smile on he
Bleach-Hichigo-Ichigo-Boredom"Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke......"Bleach-Hichigo-Ichigo-Boredom5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"QUIT POKING ME, HICHIGO!!!!!"
"Aww... but I'm bored..."
"I don't care! Go find something to do!"
"But I am doing something, King..."
"Something besides poking me!"
"Aww... King's no fun..." Hichigo got off of the bed and walked out of the room, letting the other teen finish his homework. It was about an hour before Ichigo decided to check on his 'too quiet' hollow, which meant one thing... trouble. He got down the stairs and heard a crash, and he ran to the hallway, but before entering the main room, Hichigo came out, glaring at Ichigo with a threatening look.
"What was that? What are you doing in there?" Ichigo tried to look over Hichigo's shoulder to see what was going on, but Hichigo just smirked and kept on blocking Ichigo's view.
"No. ya ain't allowed ta see." Hichigo shut the door with his hand then proceeded to push Ichigo u
Abby - Ragged Pages Finale TGAbby - Ragged Pages Finale TG4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Ragged Pages of the First Book (conclusion)
This time, Abby paused and it was Demetrius's turn to ask, "So what happens next?"
Sitting on the bed with her legs crossed under her, Abby scrunched up her face. No matter how hard she scrunched, there were no more words
Demetrius leaned closer and Abby sighed. Her eyes downcast, she told her father, "I think she's doomed. I can't think of a way to get her home. I have no ideas "
Gently, Demetrius touched her hand. "There is always a way. There is always hope. You just have to imagine it. You just have to create it . And there's something I need to show you, Abby."
Softly, Abby turned to look at her father. He took the book in hands and opened a page for Abby to look at. It was blank. He passed the book to her.
Frowning with confusion, Abby turned each and every worn and ragged page of the book. They were all blank.
Looking back at her father, Abby shook her head and said, "I don't understand. Where is the story?"
Mighty Boosh and Doctor WhoAs the Doctor paced around the TARDIS, he was trying to decide where he should go. He was bored with there being no aliens to fight and no assistant to help him. Maybe he should go look for a new assistant ....... but where from, what country, what time period! The Doctor walked over to the panel and he put in for the date: 2008-08-13. He closed his eyes and put in any coordinations. He pulled all the leavers and pushed the controls. The TARDIS followed the coordinations to the destination it had been set.Mighty Boosh and Doctor Who6 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Doctor opened the door and took in his surroundings. He recognised where he was..... London. The Doctor stepped out of the doorway and closed the door of the blue box. Why had he been brought here? Did the TARDIS bring him here or was it just the coordinations. He ran in to the TARDIS and looked at the coordinations. The coordinations were different to the coordinations of the area he was in. The Doctor knew this because he had been here before. But why had he been brought back h
Hope Ch.9 EdWinHope Ch.9 EdWin4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ed stepped off the train, and stretched his arms above his head, groggy from the nap he had just awakened from. It felt weird to be traveling without Al, but Ed didn't want to chance him finding out something he shouldn't, so he shrugged off the feeling. Scratching the back of his head, he began to walk towards the street, but was interupted when he heard someone call his name. He looked around, but couldn't spot anyone he recognized in the bustling crowd so, he continued on walking until he heard it again. Sighing, he looked back to see if maybe he might spot a familiar, and with some luck, he was able to spot Mustang making his way towards him through the crowd.
As Ed took in Mustang's appearance, he was a little surprised at what he saw. He never really paid attention to anyone's appearance much, only Winry's, but he could tell something was off today. He was sweating even though it was cold outside, and he looked extremely nervous. Mustang was never nervous. "What's up with you?" E
Swat Kats Workaholics Xover*In the house*Swat Kats Workaholics Xover4 years ago in Letters More Like This
Blake: "Adam, you ready to bring the smackdown on Ders?!
Adam: "(Bleep) yeah, dude! You're gonna taste the wrath of the Adam Smasher!"
Ders: "I think this is soo Immature..."
Blake: "Dammit! we gotta go to work.."
*In the office*
Adam: I seriously think The Undertaker can kick CM Punk's ass any day."
Blake: "But CM Punk is much faster than The Undertaker. So obviously, CM Punk can beat him,
Alice: "Guys, I want you meet your co-workers, This is Jake and Chance. They're be working with you for now on."
Blake: "....They're cats...How can a cat be a employee?
Alice: "Shut it, Blake! They're...Unique."
Adam: "You mean retarded?"
Jake: "Nah it's cool. We don't like to be called..retarded. It's not nice. Who's he?"
Alice: That's Bradly, a down-syndrome victim. He's a nice guy."
*Outside the office*
Blake: "They're cats for god sake! They don't have no feelings."
Jake: "Hey dudes, Come to the salvage yard..We gotta tell you something...It's a secret."
Funny Quotes 2Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.Funny Quotes 26 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
-- Demetri Martin
"My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil."
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"
"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific."
"If you can't fix it with duct tape you havent used enough."
"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
"Constipated People Don't Give A crap."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."
"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"
"Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."
"Life is what happens to yo