Sheogorath is -Not- Amused
Sheogorath is (Not) Amused
Haskill shook his head as he entered New Sheoth Palace. He was having one of those days. Once again, the people of both Mania and Dementia were requesting a new Duke or Dutchess, and once again Lord Sheogorath had denied them. Though technically it should be 'Lady Sheogorath' now. The Graymarch was over in a most permanent form, with Jyggalag freed from his curse. This had left a void in the Throne of the Madgod that was as easily filled as it was emptied. The new Sheogorath, the first and only true Sheogorath in fact, was formally the mortal known as the Champion of Cyrodil. Within a single night that had changed. Sheogorath was to the surprise of many, including Haskill a female who looked to be a perfect cross between the Aureal and the Mazken. Her golden skin had a bluish blush, and her midnight blue hair had streaks of gold in it.
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Meyz Meyz Dovahkiin
Fin Saviik do Keizaal vahriin
Tol Kel prodah diivon naal kein
Aal Kul do Talos spaan fundein
Dovahkiin fent meyz wah lot Keizaal
Meyz faasnu Ysmir rein
Voth ahkrin Alduin vukein
Hokoron do Faal Lein ahrk Jul
Qahnaar fin Dovah do Vokul
Meyz fin krilot Vahlok do Thu'um
Wen tuz fent Drem ahrk Aaz drun
Aal hin zin ni kos vodahmin
Ahrk nol Dinok suleyk kos stin.
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I cant say I wasnt surprised. But, then again, Sheogorath is good at that surprising people, I mean. When you expect Him to act serious, He prattles on about inanities. When you expect Him to be light-hearted, He threatens to dismember you. And when you finally expect Him to make good on all the threats Hes made He just laughs and pats you on the back.
In my time spent here in the Shivering Isles, Ive learned many things. But chief among them is this: dont expect anything from Sheogorath; youll always be disappointed.
So I just smile and say, Sure.
The Choosy Beggar is crowded as usual. The interior is warm and bright, mirroring the night outside. The moment we step into the establishment, all of the patrons cease their conversations.
Sheogorath seems pleased for a moment with the stir he caused, but His face soon clouds with a frown, Come on, resume with the merrymaking! You