Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 1015 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Bananas are good.
2. Watch out for women named Jackie, they slap. Hard.
3. "Go to your room" are terrible last words.
4. Be silent in The Library.
5. Fear of the dark is NOT irrational.
6. Don't blink, blink and you're dead.
7. Travelling with the Doctor is not safe; however it is the journey of a lifetime.
8. Statues of weeping angles are dangerous.
9. The Doctor is rubbish at weddings, especially his own.
10. The Doctor does not appreciate being called "Doc".
11. The Doctor likes the word fantastic and brilliant.
12. A strange man in your bedroom does not mean anything can happen.
13. Lots of planets have a north.
14. If you meet an eccentric man who says his name is John Smith, the wise thing would be to get away as fast at you can. It's not the most fun though.
15. The Doctor is good at accents. Rose is not.
16. The Doctor came first in 'Jiggery Pokery'.
17. 'Tainted love' and 'Toxic' are earth classics.
18. 'Toxic' is actually a Ballad.
19. The Docto
Ode To David Tennant - A RageOde To David Tennant - A Rage4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Ode To Tennant A Rage of Two Fans
Dear David Tennant
We think you're really great
You've killed a lot of Daleks
When they yelled EXTERMINATE
You killed them really quickly
You hit them with your laser beam
They screamed out really loud
When they died in all those scenes
Sorry, did we say laser beam?
We meant to say screwdriver
But we haven't watched it in a while
Cuz you went pedophile
You married your own daughter
And we think that's really gross
You should have come and found us
Instead of fighting Adipose
We even like the captain
We think he's really nice
We liked him in that one scene
We looked at his butt twice
We wish you'd take your clothes off
But we don't think that could be
Because you met some bimbo hooker
That you married off BBC
You met with Donna twice
And for that you're really cool
But you were with Martha once
And for that trip, you're a fool
So listen, Tennant, darling
We tell you this in love
Before we fly back to America
Like two dejected
Run Doctor who -spoilers-Rose used to wonder why the TARDIS sounded like it was crying whenever it left somewhere, but as she broke the kiss to stare at the fading machine, she realized that it was because when the Doctor had to leave, his heart broke just a little. He went where he was needed, where the TARDIS sent him, never encountering the same people twice (except Donna, but there was something bigger going on there). Even with his companions, there came the time for them to leave. Rarely did he see them again, and never for very long. His goodbyes were often fatal, leaving dead behind, through no fault of his own though he blamed himself.Run Doctor who -spoilers-7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The new doctor, her doctor, came to stand beside her and she wondered, what was a doctor without a TARDIS to cry for him? He took her hand gently, laced her fingers through his and smiled.
"Run." He said, and suited action to word, tearing off down the beach, dragging her behind, answering her question. The Doctor without his TARDIS was like a soldier without a gun, dep
The Three of Us Fanfic - DWThe Three of Us Fanfic - DW4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
The Three of Us
A TARDIS/Bad Wolf/Doctor Story
It was so strange, being in human form- Idris I believe her name was.
But it wasn't because it had never happened before, of course not.
The last time it happened, was so...so magical. Golden tendrils of light, the power I could feel through my now-human eyes and fingertips, the sensation of kissing my Doctor, yet at the same time letting my Doctor's most special companion have what she wanted most, for a moment.
I love my Doctor, and I'm not afraid to say it, but my Doctor and I, our love is not bound by human terms. We are so different than merely friends, or dare I say, husband and wife, no. It's as if we're the same, bonded to our life of danger and adventure.
And that's why I let her in, why I let any of them in. My...his Bad Wolf especially. He loved her, and I was happy for them, my leather-clad Doctor and my Golden Bad Wolf. It's what I wanted most for them.
I wish it had felt the same as being the Bad Wolf when I was
Obsessed With Doctor Who WhenObsessed with Doctor Who when....Obsessed With Doctor Who When4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
1. You think fezzes are cool.
2. you think bowties are cool and you want to wear them everyday of your life.
3. Wearing a vegetable seems fashionable.
4. You have a button that says David Tennant makes me squee. (sad to say I own one.)
5. Angel statues scare the holy fuck out of you.
6. You have an action figure of your favorite Doctor and carry him around everywhere. (I have two. one of Tom Baker, and Matt Smith wearing a fez and holding a mop.)
7. Apples are rubbish.
8. Pears are gross and disgusting.
9. You see a british phonebooth and you automatically claim it as your own TARDIS and invite your best friend to go see the dinosaurs with you in said TARDIS.(I have one!)
10. You like Bananas.
11. You get into major arguments with Back To The Future fans.
12. You want your own personal Dalek.
13. You have written Bad Wolf on atleast one thing that is blue.
14. You know atleast three songs by Billie Piper.
15. You watch Law and Order UK now that Freema
RunRun5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Run. Keep running.
Don't look back.
Forget me, forget your home, forget your family.
Because we no longer matter.
What matters now is running.
Past the red fields, the orange sky, the burning suns.
Just keep running.
Don't you dare look back.
Don't even glance.
One look, and you'll regret it.
Past the stars, the worlds, the universe itself.
Years, centuries, millenniums.
You can't stop running.
You won't ever look back. Just in case.
But you feel it, don't you?
The pain, the guilt, the grief.
Because you kept running.
What are you running to?
Lost son of Gallifrey, where are you going?
Do you still feel the fire? The flames licking your back?
Do you still hear the screams? The noise ringing in your ears?
Do you still taste the blood? The blood of your enemies, family, friends?
Don't turn. Don't look back.
Run Run... I SAID RUN!
Doctor Who and the CleverbotUser: Rose?Doctor Who and the Cleverbot4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Cleverbot: Axel Rose?
User: No Rose Tyler..I'm trying to reach her, its hard to contact her across Dimensions though..
User: Yes this is Rose Tyler?
Cleverbot: No, what is your name?
User: I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: What's your specialty?
Cleverbot: Cool, why do you like running?
User: It helps me get away from the pain..
Cleverbot: Soccer does?
User: No but I am good at it, found out when the TARDIS kicked me out..
Cleverbot: You told me your name. It's if.
User: No I told you I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, you can't be, I am The Doctor!
User: O.O! You must be the next doctor! Or some future one..How did it happen? Wait no no I don't want to know..I just hope I didn't trip over a brick, that'd be embarrassing..pretty painless though..
Cleverbot: Why do you think so?
User: Well I do amazing fantastic things and to just die from a bit of clumsiness..
Cleverbot: So, I guess thars yes?
User: What? What? What???
Cleverbot: This website. I think it
Finding RomanaMemories he had thought hed lost flooded back to him.Finding Romana6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He could see her, plain and beautiful in the bright sunlight, bouncing on her heels to keep up with his pace, her blonde hair playing about her shoulders. She had a hand on the top of her hat to keep it from flying off in the wind created by the cars on her left, and from her brisk jog down the sidewalk. Her other hand reached out to grab his as he began to run, his long legs covering three times more ground than before
Cool wind whipped at their faces, the bright sunlight glinted off the cars and metal fences that became blurred to colorful streaks on every side as they gained momentumhed looked back to see her face lit with pleasure, her bright eyes sparkling with delight; they shared a quick glance and something, unseen, but certainly felt, cascaded down her arm, and jumped onto his, flowing pleasantly up, finally depositing itself warmly in his chest
The memory faded into a dull backgroun
How the Doctor Shows His LoveRose woke up to the TARDIS's simulated morning light and yawned. Sitting up, she turned to glance at her clock and instead saw a note with the Doctor's familiar scrawl.How the Doctor Shows His Love4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Remember that time when we took a walk through the park near your mum's? You didn't want to go inside yet, because Jackie had a man in the house and it was really late. So I took your hand and we talk a nice walk through the park at 3 am? It was really nice, just the two of us. I was thinking about that this morning. About how much I enjoy your company. Because I am thinking of you, Rose, always.
Rose giggled as she refolded the note and placed it on the table while she put on clothes. As soon as she was dressed, she placed the note in her jeans' pocket and walked out the door. When she found the Doctor in the console room, she intended to say thank you, but as soon as he saw her he was launching the TARDIS and they were swept into another adventure.
The next unexpected act from the Doctor came a week later whe
Be Prepared...For the MasterMASTERBe Prepared...For the Master3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
[spoken] I never thought of humans as necessary,
They're a weak and degenerate race.
But perhaps they can help make me,
The Master of all Time and Space.
[sung] I notice your skills at advancement
Are, let's face it, not much to see.
As you are, you need enhancement!
You better start listening to me.
It's clear from your faulty ascension
Your days are numbered, it's true.
But I offer a chance at redemption!
So here's what you're going to do.
You prepare for a glorious conquest.
Be prepared for a trip across time.
A shiny new expanse
Awaits you in the past.
And where do we factor?
Just listen to Master.
You'll think it sounds morbid,
But you'll be rewarded
When I'm finally in charge of it all!
And entirely beyond compare.
[spoken] Prepare for what, Master?
[spoken] For the subjugation of the human race!
[spoken] What?! Master will not enslave us!
[spoken] Not you, you stupid apes.
WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series3Because the Doctor's not from Mars.WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series35 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Because his pockets are dimensionally transcendental.
Because he tells the TARDIS to 'behave!'
Because Donna is a pencil inside a mug.
Because 'with this ring, I thee bio-damp'.
Because Donna's yell can be heard over the noise of the TARDIS engines.
Because everyone knows you should never let a man with a sonic screwdriver near the sound system.
Because Martha doesn't believe he's an alien.
Because Martha FINALLY believes he's an alien.
Because 'Judoon platoon on the moon.'
Because he looks daft with one shoe.
Because she called him 'Doctor'.
Because Rose's name keeps him fighting.
Because he does a lot of reading.
Because 'to be or not to be' is a bit pretentious.
Because Martha won't step on any butterflies.
Because The Doctor cried when he read book 7.
Because the Doctor's upset Queen Elizabeth.
Because 'the play's the thing'.
Because David Tennant appears in Hamlet 2 years later. Fantastic!
Because the Doctor is
Old Blue Crate Chapter 1A fancily-dressed older gentleman buys passage on Serenity for himself and his large blue crate, with no specific destination. Who is he, and what's his real agenda? Strange things are afoot. Doctor Who (Third Doctor) crossover with the Firefly tv series, as told from the viewpoint of that show's characters.Old Blue Crate Chapter 15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1: Friendly
"And you keep all of this running yourself, you say?" The old man stroked his chin. "Quite impressive for one your age. I'm sorry, what was your name again?"
She grinned. "Kaylee. Kaylee Frye. What's yours?"
"I'm the Doctor."
"Really? We have another doctor on board, maybe you've met him. What are you a doctor of?" She leaned forward, eyes shining.
The Doctor leaned back slightly, and chuckled. "My, you're certainly a cheerful young lady! I'm really more of a generalist, myself. A bit of this, a bit of that... I've found it's all useful in what I do." He paused, then said,
A Wedding and a TricksterA Wedding and a Trickster6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The ten words that always put The Doctor on high alert: "Doctor? I think there may be a problem on Earth."
He looked up from his work under the console with his sonic screwdriver still in his mouth.
"What is it? What's wrong?" he replied telepathically.
"You remember what happen on the planet Shen Shan with Donna and that Time Beetle from the Trickster's Brigade?"
The Doctor just looked at me and nodded once very slowly.
"Sorry, of course you do. Well, the scanners that you upgraded to detect The Trickster and any of his Brigade has detected some activity on Earth. And Doctor, it's centered around Ealing."
The Doctor's jaw dropped and the sonic screwdriver fell to the floor.
"What!? Are you sure?!" he exclaimed.
"Doctor, are you really asking me....." He held up one of his hands and mentally hushed me.
"I know, I know, you would have already triple checked the readings and ran a diagnos
When a Victim isn't a VictimIf you were the Doctor's Companion, what is the first question you would ask River Song?When a Victim isn't a Victim2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Sequel to: "When a Prison isn't a Prison" and "When a Prisoner isn't a Prisoner" but is not told in the same lyrical style as the previous two stories.
His wife had sent the Doctor on an errand into the Tardis. She and his Companion were sitting side by side on the thin prison cot.
"Why did you do it?" His Companion nodded around at the cell. "Why would you agree to all this?"
The woman smiled at her. "How long have you been traveling with him?"
She shrugged, not wanting to look at his wife. " A while."
"Told you not to be specific, did he?" She patted her leg. "Don't worry about it." She leaned back against the concrete wall, wrapping her arms around one bent knee.
The Companion turned and pulled her feet up o
WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series 2Why we love Doctor Who Series 2:WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series 25 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Because the Tenth Doctor has new teeth.
Because of course we missed him.
Because he knows the Lion King.
Because he recognises the taste of A Positive blood.
Because he's rude and not ginger.
Because Jackie needs to shut up.
Because it's very British to have tea when the world's coming to an end.
Because everyone knows who Harriet Jones is.
Because he's certainly got a gob.
Because Jackie says the name of the show just before the opening titles run. Cheesy.
Because of the apple-grass.
Because he's slim... and just a little bit foxy.
Because he's still got it.
Because he's beating out a samba.
Because telepathy means 'a face full of big head'.
Because the Face of Boe is 'textbook enigmatic'.
Because the Doctor says 'new' at least 17 times.
Because David Tennant got to do an episode in his normal accent.
Because Rose has been 'oot and aboot'.
Because Queen Victoria is not amused (finally).
Because the telescope is
Beyond Time - 10th Doctor Who x ReaderBeyond Time - 10th Doctor Who x Reader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
10th Doctor x Reader
Once again another curious mission had been achieved within the space time continuum that never seemed to be willing to give you or the Doctor a break. It had been an interesting and funny adventure indeed with the poor Doctor encountering a many-tentacle and astoundingly strong alien admirer who’d coated him in slime and been unwilling to let him go. Thankfully though the TARDIS was a strange place where the Doctor could clean himself up amidst your continuous laughter…
“You still haven’t told me how you got out of its grasp!” You joked as you recalled the ridiculous excuses he’d been trying to make for the creature to let him go. Apparently aliens without genitalia had no care about those with if they wanted to share some DNA. His expression was one that warned you didn’t want to know the answer and you chuckled as you pulled open one of the random sections of wall to reveal a shower a
11th Doctor x Reader [Her Last Farewell]11th Doctor x Reader [Her Last Farewell]1 year ago in Romance More Like This
__ was currently standing in front of the angel eyes wide, red and puffy from holding back tears, her boyfriend was turned back in time never to be seen again, "Doctor!" You screamed his name as you heard the TARDIS doors fling open revealing a surprised and worried Doctor "__?!" He asked walking over "Where the hell did that come from?" __ asked while a whirring noise was heard behind her "Don't worry it's very weak just don't blink" he said putting the screw driver away and glance over to his crying companion. "W-where is he?" She asked with a scared and trembling voice while he cautiously approached her glancing down at the tombstone.
"_-__ I-I'm so sorry, " he said. You tried thinking of something "No.. W-we could just go back and get him in the TARDIS. . One more paradox- " she said as the Doctor continued "It would, rip New York apart and-" "I don't believe you!" "__ it's true" he said sadly while she sighed out hesitantly
"Come on __ come back away from
Grow Old With Me "Never let him see the damage. Never let him see you age..."Grow Old With Me3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
River was in her bath robe. The Doctor squinted at her, no, she was in Amy's bath robe. He felt his hearts squeeze, but also a wry smile lift his mouth. River would never own anything as dowdy as a threadbare fluffy pink bathrobe.
She was wearing her mother's robe. The Doctor's throat closed up. She was coming out of the bathroom, halfway down the hallway. Her hair had that extra bounciness it got just after she'd washed it, when it wasn't quite dry yet. And she was moving like an old woman, as if her very bones hurt.
He ran down the hall and scooped her up in a huge hug. She squeaked in surprise. His hearts were suddenly hurting, but not for the Ponds. For River. How could she think he'd care how old she got? Why would she think she needed to hide any injury or imperfection from him.
Didn't she understand how much he loved her?
"River." He hid his face in her curls, cool against his cheeks. He squeezed her as tightly
NightlifeHe'd promised River Song all her nights would belong to him, but sometimes she didn't wait for him to arrive, sometimes she went to him...Nightlife2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
River danced into the Tardis, completely oblivious that the console room was empty. She continued down the stairs, down the corridors.
She felt light and boisterous. She had a plan, a purpose, a very naughty urge. All she required was her Sweetie.
"River!" the Doctor popped his head out of a doorway. He made shushing motions with his hands. "Clara's still asleep."
"All the better," River waltzed up, wearing one of her filmy dresses. She planted her hands on his shoulders and laid a slow, tummy tingling kiss on him.
"Mmm," she hummed as she pulled away. She was a bit flushed, a bit tousled (how had his hands gotten in her hair?) a bit twinkly eyed.
"What are you doing here?" he asked, clearing his throat, trying not to sound as affected as he was.
"It's night," she said by way of explanation, pushing into the workroom he was current
He Sees You When You're SleepingRiver Song gets a visit from Santa in Stormcage. The Doctor's never gotten to play Santa before...He Sees You When You're Sleeping3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
He was wearing special sound dampening shoes. He tiptoed across the aisle to peek into River's cell. She was there, curled up asleep, hugging her pillow. His heart did a little mushy flop at how cute she looked, all big curls and flushed cheek.
It was perfect!
He'd put the Tardis on silent, and he now set up a sound dampening cone and pointed it down the hall. Once he was sure it was working, he knelt by her cell door and quickly picked the lock. He didn't want to risk the sonic waking her up.
He grinned when the door slid silently open. He stood up and rubbed his hands. With an irrepressive grin he spun and dashed back into the Tardis.
It wasn't easy moving around River's cell without bumping into things, or causing enough of a draft to wake her up. He kept checking on her. She was frowning slightly in her sleep, but she seemed beat. She must have just got back from an adven
The Doctor X Reader ~The Rules~—message right now!The Doctor X Reader ~The Rules~1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
In order to function with your new Time Lord (assuming you're his friend, an acquaintance or quite possibly a stranger he picked up off of the street in order to help assuage his confidence and pride after the last one, God rest their souls) we can assume the process if going to be very difficult.
Time travel can be fun, take me word for it! Here, I'll even send you a—
All right, did you get it? Good. If you didn't, I can wait, but we haven't got all day now.
Got it? Excellent. Let's go right into your rules.
1. If he says he's sorry, he really means it.
2. When he pulls out the weird thing that makes the buzzy noise and glows, it's not anything sexual, really. Just stand to the side and let him do the talking.
3. There's a reason he's been traveling with the TARDIS for nine hundred years and you two days. Treat her with Respect.
4. When he says 'stay there
11thDoctorXreader: Taste Of CrimsonThere are many beautiful things in the world.11thDoctorXreader: Taste Of Crimson1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Waterfalls, for example, construct the landscapes in the furthest forests, the darkest jungles and the sparsest canyons, but most of the time, their wonderfully unique work goes unnoticed.
The wind, unseen and carrying a thousand myths within its tendrils, sculpts the largest glaciers and softens the hardest rock, yet it is seen as a nuisance in modern society.
Life can even grow in the tiniest of crooks in a brick wall, miniscule cells duplicating and multiplying into something magnificent that will break free of its original home, reaching to the sky and spreading its leaves, yearning for more of the life-giving light in the blue abyss above.
But then it all depends on your definition of beauty.
Because right now, gazing upon your face like the sun which caressed it so softly, the Doctor could think of nothing more wonderful or full of beauty in this world or any other, because you always looked sweetest when you didn't know he was
Eleventh Doctor x Reader 4 Pain is a sensation with which we are all too familiar with in this world. The Doctor knew pain better than anyone else. When he told you about himself, you felt his pain. Everyone he knew and loved were gone, and he could never see them again.Eleventh Doctor x Reader 42 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Soon after, though, he was almost back to his normal self. He hated going back to those memories, but he had to explain what you were. Thankfully, it ended and he could go back to focusing on all of time and space.
He was about to suggest a spaceship in the 29th century that passed by an exploding star and had the most beautiful view, but he heard you yawn. "Tired? Of course you are, you probably haven't slept in days!" He said, walking around the console. "Oh! You haven't even seen your room!" He exclaimed and made his way to one of the staircases nearest to you.
"Room? There's more than this?" You asked as you followed him through the first hallway. He stopped in his tracks and spun