The whovian alphabetA is for Angel you freeze with your eyeThe whovian alphabet2 years ago in Humor More Like This
B is for Box that the Doctor can fly
C is for Custard, a fish-finger treat
D is for Danger; you never retreat
E is for Explosion; a good time to run
F is for Friendship- always good fun
G is for golf and for grassy golf balls
H is for Help when he answers our calls
I is for Ice cream, and that's always sad
J is for Jammy Dodger, which make daleks mad
K is for Kestrel, which things often aren't
L is for Leadworth; the upper part
M is for Manual he threw in a star
N is for New Earth; a bad place for a car
O is for Ood, living only to serve
P is for Pompeii that he couldn't preserve
Q is for Question that must not be asked
R is for Rassilon, who ruled in the past
S is for Sonic, which doesn't do wood
T is for Time Lord, who weren't always good
U is for U.N.I.T., protecting the earth
V is for Venus; best give it a wide berth
W is for Wibbly, the lever to use
X is for EXtra shielding; what a cruise ship could use
Y is for Yeti, fascinating to see
Things Daleks Would Never SayO-M-G! YOU LOOK FAB-U-LOUS! IS THAT PRA-DA?Things Daleks Would Never Say6 years ago in Humor More Like This
THATS WHAT SHE SAID.
O-KAY, WE GIVE UP. YOU WIN, DOC-TOR.
TIME FOR A MAKE-O-VER, GIRLS!
HEL-LO. MY NAME IS DA-LEK CAAN. YOU KILLED MY FA-THER. PRE-PARE TO DIE.
AM I BOV-VERED?
OH, SOD IT. WHO NEEDS EXTERMINATION ANYWAY? IM JUST GOING TO GO HOME AND MAKE A CUP OF TEA
UNICORNS ARE PRET-TY!
I NEED A HUG <3
ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE Y-M-C-A!
SERIOUSLY, DAVROS? YOU NEED A MANICURE.
WHERES MY RICHARD SIMMONS TAPE?
ARE YOU MY MUMMY?
HEY, CHAR-LIE! WE FOUND A MAP TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!
YEAH, CHRIS. EX-TRAP-O-LATE. (kudos if you know what this is quoting)
WHOS UP FOR SOME IRISH STEPDANCING?
IM GONNA SING THE DOOM
Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 1015 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Bananas are good.
2. Watch out for women named Jackie, they slap. Hard.
3. "Go to your room" are terrible last words.
4. Be silent in The Library.
5. Fear of the dark is NOT irrational.
6. Don't blink, blink and you're dead.
7. Travelling with the Doctor is not safe; however it is the journey of a lifetime.
8. Statues of weeping angles are dangerous.
9. The Doctor is rubbish at weddings, especially his own.
10. The Doctor does not appreciate being called "Doc".
11. The Doctor likes the word fantastic and brilliant.
12. A strange man in your bedroom does not mean anything can happen.
13. Lots of planets have a north.
14. If you meet an eccentric man who says his name is John Smith, the wise thing would be to get away as fast at you can. It's not the most fun though.
15. The Doctor is good at accents. Rose is not.
16. The Doctor came first in 'Jiggery Pokery'.
17. 'Tainted love' and 'Toxic' are earth classics.
18. 'Toxic' is actually a Ballad.
19. The Docto
The Three of Us Fanfic - DWThe Three of Us Fanfic - DW3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
The Three of Us
A TARDIS/Bad Wolf/Doctor Story
It was so strange, being in human form- Idris I believe her name was.
But it wasn't because it had never happened before, of course not.
The last time it happened, was so...so magical. Golden tendrils of light, the power I could feel through my now-human eyes and fingertips, the sensation of kissing my Doctor, yet at the same time letting my Doctor's most special companion have what she wanted most, for a moment.
I love my Doctor, and I'm not afraid to say it, but my Doctor and I, our love is not bound by human terms. We are so different than merely friends, or dare I say, husband and wife, no. It's as if we're the same, bonded to our life of danger and adventure.
And that's why I let her in, why I let any of them in. My...his Bad Wolf especially. He loved her, and I was happy for them, my leather-clad Doctor and my Golden Bad Wolf. It's what I wanted most for them.
I wish it had felt the same as being the Bad Wolf when I was
Brainy specsIt was early in the day, and two students were sat looking over revision notes for the day's exam, which was to take place that afternoon. Or rather one was. Koschei, the dark haired boy wearing glasses (with clear lenses - he didn't need them, he just found they helped him to concentrate) was reading his notes studiously. Taking in every word. As he always did.Brainy specs5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Theta, the fair haired boy next to him however was trying to study. He really was. He needed to pass this, but despite being very intelligent, he just couldn't seem to concentrate. He knew he should take more time to study, but it just didn't suit him. He would much rather be working on a new project. Or spending time with Koschei. His Koschei. He glanced over at the boy that he loved so much. He seemed so at ease studying. Even though Theta knew that Kos already knew all he needed to know for this test, and was only studying for the sake of trying to encourage Theta to work. Theta sighed dreamily as he thought of his Koschei.
Captain Jack Harkness...I feel the poignant breeze like a slap across my left cheek, achingly bright.Captain Jack Harkness...1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Standing in Cardiff, in that underwired erotic coquette which leaves me grinning I ponder,
The city lights that blind!
The stiff drink that kills!
The bloody kiss that steals!
Every pore of my body soaks in the vibrant huon energy, as fresh as cider.
And the name of a lone Captain comes to mind to the rhythmic pulsation of the ever present rift.
Captain Jack Harkness: the solider, the noble and humble victor. The Captain?
If I shut my eyes and I can see you for who you never were.
A con man, declared a coward until he met the right Doctor and held a rose.
Though this doctor used the tip of his pricked finger, from the thorns, to allow him to become a "fixed-point."
A droplet of blood.
Immortality beckons, yet suffering ignites every bone in his body.
For he must first die
Knock-knock---ONE---Knock-knock6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hey Doctor, dya like to play a game?
Roses grin was infectious and he gave easily. With a matching grin on his face, the Doctor replied, Sure.
She patted the seat next to her excitedly. After he sat, leather coat creaking faintly, she leaned in and said,
Off his look, she whispered, You say Whos there.
No, who. Youre supposed to say who.
I was asking why!
Why are you saying youre me and I have to pretend I dont know who you are?
Its a joke; you just go along with it.
Never mind, Rose sighed. The Doctor just looked nonplussed.
ImperfectionsRiver is dissatisfied with her appearance, the Doctor disagrees.Imperfections11 months ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
River was scowling into the mirror.
The Doctor walked up beside her and stared from her into the mirror. He couldn't see what she was scowling at.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
"I hate my nose," she said, glowering.
His eyebrows popped up. He looked from her, to the mirror and back to her, to her nose, her perfect, strong, River nose.
"No, you don't hate your nose, it's a perfectly good nose."
She glared at him. "I've got Rory's nose," she said flatly.
He tried to prevent the grin that pulled at his mouth. He bit his lip. "You don't, really," he said. "Rory's got a long, thin, snooty nose." He tilted his head up in an approximation of Rory's snooty nose.
River swallowed a chuckle.
The Doctor grinned at her. "What you don't like, is this little bump right here." He leaned forward and gently kissed t
A Doctor Lost, A Doctor Found 01"Do you have the stopover device?" asked Rose, flicking a few buttons on the dashboard in front of her like she'd been shown. "Levels rising. Two minutes." The rest of the Torchwood crew had gone on emergency assignment, leaving Rose and the hybrid Doctor to take over on rift shift, as they called it. Occasionally, since a few years before, the activity in the time rift where Cardiff stood would fluctuate, swallowing creatures from around the universe and spitting them out erratically within a mile's radius. The device the Doctor held, when slid correctly into the rift-powered generator, would concentrate the expelled energy to one spot and simulate a universal wall against the coming extraterrestrials.A Doctor Lost, A Doctor Found 013 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"Yes, yes, I've got it. Don't be daft," the Doctor muttered, slipping the leaden vest over his brown suit.
"You've got to do this quickly, Doctor," Rose told him. "Quickly and properly, you understand? The energy will push against the wall, but you can't let it falter. Or else we
Run Doctor who -spoilers-Rose used to wonder why the TARDIS sounded like it was crying whenever it left somewhere, but as she broke the kiss to stare at the fading machine, she realized that it was because when the Doctor had to leave, his heart broke just a little. He went where he was needed, where the TARDIS sent him, never encountering the same people twice (except Donna, but there was something bigger going on there). Even with his companions, there came the time for them to leave. Rarely did he see them again, and never for very long. His goodbyes were often fatal, leaving dead behind, through no fault of his own though he blamed himself.Run Doctor who -spoilers-6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The new doctor, her doctor, came to stand beside her and she wondered, what was a doctor without a TARDIS to cry for him? He took her hand gently, laced her fingers through his and smiled.
"Run." He said, and suited action to word, tearing off down the beach, dragging her behind, answering her question. The Doctor without his TARDIS was like a soldier without a gun, dep
Be Mine - (Ten/Rose) One Shot[DISCLAIMER]:Be Mine - (Ten/Rose) One Shot2 years ago in Romance More Like This
This fic is Rated Teen/Adult, just as a warning. Wouldn’t advise any little ones to read this, but I didn’t feel like it was so extreme I had to put a filter on it. I mean, I wouldn’t go THAT crazy… Or would I? ;D ~Toodles!
“There you go!” Rose said, setting the last creature down.
The Doctor and Rose had just spent an entire day with a strange and rather grotesque alien species. They were small orange-ish humanoid things, usually quiet, feeble, and mainly peaceful creatures. But they had been plagued with a horrible alien sickness, it made them crazy and act very brash. The only thing it really affected was the brain, but it still caused mass chaos. Almost the entire population had been infected when Rose and the Doctor arrived, and the poor things were going mad. Fortunately it wasn’t a large population to begin with, so the Doctor and Rose could help out without much trouble.
“Finally!” The Doctor sigh
Obsessed With Doctor Who WhenObsessed with Doctor Who when....Obsessed With Doctor Who When3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
1. You think fezzes are cool.
2. you think bowties are cool and you want to wear them everyday of your life.
3. Wearing a vegetable seems fashionable.
4. You have a button that says David Tennant makes me squee. (sad to say I own one.)
5. Angel statues scare the holy fuck out of you.
6. You have an action figure of your favorite Doctor and carry him around everywhere. (I have two. one of Tom Baker, and Matt Smith wearing a fez and holding a mop.)
7. Apples are rubbish.
8. Pears are gross and disgusting.
9. You see a british phonebooth and you automatically claim it as your own TARDIS and invite your best friend to go see the dinosaurs with you in said TARDIS.(I have one!)
10. You like Bananas.
11. You get into major arguments with Back To The Future fans.
12. You want your own personal Dalek.
13. You have written Bad Wolf on atleast one thing that is blue.
14. You know atleast three songs by Billie Piper.
15. You watch Law and Order UK now that Freema
Doctor Who FeelsRose is gone, the Doctor is blue.Doctor Who Feels2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Ask, "Donna, where's the Doctor?"
She'll reply, "Doctor Who?"
Sarah Jane and Martha have both had their fun
As for the Ponds, they're both done.
So ask me again why the TARDIS is blue
There's a sad, lonely angel inside
With both hearts broken in two
A Very Good DayHe wasn't getting any younger, and his companions were ganging up on him.A Very Good Day2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"This is never going to work!" Rory whispered.
"It will if you'll quit dawdling. Come on, River is keeping him distracted." Amy crept silently past the lower door to the console room, hunched over and tiptoeing like the burglar in some old comic strip.
He looked up to the console. Yes, River was keeping him distracted. She was kissing him, quite enthusiastically. And if the location of his hands were any indication, he was enjoying it.
He squashed down his fatherly instincts, knowing neither of the older people above him would care what he thought, and not willing to be the recipient of further superior smirks. He followed Amy down the lower level corridor.
They ducked into the downstairs common room, a sort of generic tea room where there was a food machine, a more conventional college fridge, and a hotplate for making tea. The room was hung with streamers and bunting, helium balloons floated at the ceili
Universe Saving InformationUniverse Saving Information3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I'm wearing a brown coat, suit and tie with a blue shirt." The Doctor was stood beside the TARDIS console, mobile phone held to his ear. "Jack, what's this about?" His brow furrowed and he looked over at Rose who was watching him from across the room.
She grinned, trying to resist laughing. "What's he saying?"
"Apparently it's important universe saving information." He looked thoroughly unconvinced, speaking into the phone again. "Exactly how is knowing the colour of my underpants going to help you, Jack?"
Her grin widened. "Okay, that's enough, hang up on him."
He didn't seem to be listening. "And you're absolutely sure this is valuable information?"
"Doctor, hang up." Rose walked over to him, reaching for the phone but he turned away.
"And you want to know what Rose is wearing too?" His eyes narrowed.
"Give me that phone!" She grabbed it off him and closed the lid, leaning up to kiss him. "Honestly, for someone so clever you aren't half stupid sometimes."
A North Winds Blows...My eyes have seen the sky for the starsA North Winds Blows...3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
My ears have heard the wind for its song
My hands are soaked in blood from fighting past wars
Can someone tell me when these days became so long?
The dreams from yesterday fade away
And the regrets remain still bitter on my tongue
And sometimes the hurt lasts all day
But now my song is almost sung
And I long to find that hand I held
But they are gone, far from me
The anger in me cannot be quelled
Not without their voice you see
And now my eyelids grow heavy and I slowly doze
Dreams heavy with ancient tears
And I see her face, my distant Rose.
Oh, Donna we had the best of times... OI, Spaceman!Oh, Donna we had the best of times...1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
How dare you say that Donna Noble was just a nagger?
How dare you say that she isn't important!
How dare you incompetent swine think that she was unnecessary!
With her fiery locks and her passionate sass.
A sass unmatched by any other who could had only been matched with Nine's!
The most ironically noble companion the doctor has ever had!
She called things as she saw them and was mental as they came!
Mentally brilliant one must say.
For once a character who may not be categorized by the words "hot"
without referring to her fiery wrath at world's cruelty.
Though shouting wouldn't change it, she kept right on tryin'
and ti'll the end, though blunt and brash she seemed to be.
Her eyes became dewey with a loss her mind couldn't meet!
A vision in purple drapes, she glowed against Pompeii's volcanic toppings
with a grace that not even Venus may compare...
I can tell you
Take Care - (Ten/Rose) One ShotThe Doctor sat in the kitchen, reading an old dusty book, while drinking a nice warm cup of tea. It wasn’t any particularly special book, but it was interesting just the same. It was an informational book about a very far off planet that the Doctor had visited once or twice.Take Care - (Ten/Rose) One Shot2 years ago in Romance More Like This
He had just finished eating breakfast. He normally waited for Rose to come out so they could eat breakfast together, but she didn’t come out at the normal time. He just figured she was sleepy from the previous day’s adventures, or maybe she just wanted to take a long shower.
Either way, the TARDIS drifted peacefully across the solar system while the Doctor drank his tea. He became so wrapped up in his book; he hadn’t noticed how much time had passed. It was nearly the afternoon! He now became curious about the whereabouts of Miss Rose Tyler.
He set down his book and took off his glasses. He rose from the table and walked through the corridors of the TARDIS. He approached the door to Rose
4023"Doctor."40233 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
The ghost spoke softly from the spacesuit's communicator as the timelord looked on. He stared at the empty shell now slumped in the silver chair, what had once been that brilliant, mysterious woman. She had known his name and she had saved his life. She had known his name and it was whispering now out of the data trapped in the suit's neural relay. All he could do was watch, handcuffed to one of the computer's metal supports, neither able to reach his sonic screwdriver nor the modified one that had belonged to Professor River Song.
Her voice continued to trickle into the room, though her lips did not move; eyelids closed in endless peace. "I'm sorry, Doctor. I'm sorry, Doctor." She had reverted to his custom title now, the circuit nearing its end as she began to loop.
"I love you."
The Doctor's hearts clenched. He stared helplessly, guilt and despair so overwhelming that he could only feel numb. The green lights had flickered out on the collar of R
Here Without YouHere Without You3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A hundred days have made me older
Since the last time that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lies have made me colder
And I don't think I can look at this the same
When The Doctor first met Sarah Jane in his Third regeneration, he thought she was absolutely perfect in every way.
From the way she smiled to the way she helped him, just thinking of the budding journalist made both his hearts flutter with utter contentment.
Right now, The Doctor was in his Eleventh regeneration and currently dreaming of his Sarah Jane.
But all the miles that separate
Disappear now when I'm dreaming of your face
The Doctor sighed in his sleep, dreaming of Sarah Jane being in his arms, forever, just her and him, the way it should have been.
I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
This wasn't the first time he'd dreamt about Sarah, he has sometimes dreamt about her when he least expected it.
Sometimes he didn't
AmeliaHello, Amelia. Though, I suppose, heh, this may also be goodbye. No, no, no, it's all right, don't cry, shh-shh. I promise you, Amelia, it'll all be all right in the end. You'll have a long, long life ahead of you, I hope, and you're going to be the most wonderful thing the world has ever seen. You're already the most gnhhh, I'm sorry, this was always going to be so very hard. One of the hardest things I'll ever do is to let you go. I know you won't understand yet, and maybe you never will, but you're so very clever, I can feel it.Amelia3 years ago in Drama More Like This
It will hurt. Maybe you'll be angry with me, and I will understand perfectly, even if you never forgive me. I am doing this to save you. It's the best chance I can ever give you because, my beautiful, precious thing, I am not a safe person to be around. I can't protect you from all the demons that follow me and all the nightmares I have to face to keep your universe defended. If they know you exist, they will use you to get at me, and I cou
A Flower for My Lady"Do people really do this?"A Flower for My Lady1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"Of course they do. Don't be silly."
"But I've never done it before!!"
"What does that matter? There's a first time for everything."
"But I feel like I'm just not very good at this whole "flirting thing..."
The Doctor stared at the tiny purpleish-blue flower in his hands as he argued back and forth with himself in his mind. The blossom was so small, so seemingly insignificant, and yet... it had reminded him of River. It was growing nearly strangled by some viciously-thorned weeds in a dark part of the Gamma Forests. Of course there was also the fact that River was given her current name by the brave soldier girl of the forest... it seemed proper that the little purple flower represented River.
He'd seen humans on Earth giving each other flowers before, but he'd never done it for anyone himself. However, he decided that he was proud of his little purpleblue flower, and he was definitely going to give it to River.
WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series 2Why we love Doctor Who Series 2:WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Because the Tenth Doctor has new teeth.
Because of course we missed him.
Because he knows the Lion King.
Because he recognises the taste of A Positive blood.
Because he's rude and not ginger.
Because Jackie needs to shut up.
Because it's very British to have tea when the world's coming to an end.
Because everyone knows who Harriet Jones is.
Because he's certainly got a gob.
Because Jackie says the name of the show just before the opening titles run. Cheesy.
Because of the apple-grass.
Because he's slim... and just a little bit foxy.
Because he's still got it.
Because he's beating out a samba.
Because telepathy means 'a face full of big head'.
Because the Face of Boe is 'textbook enigmatic'.
Because the Doctor says 'new' at least 17 times.
Because David Tennant got to do an episode in his normal accent.
Because Rose has been 'oot and aboot'.
Because Queen Victoria is not amused (finally).
Because the telescope is