The whovian alphabetA is for Angel you freeze with your eyeThe whovian alphabet2 years ago in Humor More Like This
B is for Box that the Doctor can fly
C is for Custard, a fish-finger treat
D is for Danger; you never retreat
E is for Explosion; a good time to run
F is for Friendship- always good fun
G is for golf and for grassy golf balls
H is for Help when he answers our calls
I is for Ice cream, and that's always sad
J is for Jammy Dodger, which make daleks mad
K is for Kestrel, which things often aren't
L is for Leadworth; the upper part
M is for Manual he threw in a star
N is for New Earth; a bad place for a car
O is for Ood, living only to serve
P is for Pompeii that he couldn't preserve
Q is for Question that must not be asked
R is for Rassilon, who ruled in the past
S is for Sonic, which doesn't do wood
T is for Time Lord, who weren't always good
U is for U.N.I.T., protecting the earth
V is for Venus; best give it a wide berth
W is for Wibbly, the lever to use
X is for EXtra shielding; what a cruise ship could use
Y is for Yeti, fascinating to see
The Three of Us Fanfic - DWThe Three of Us Fanfic - DW3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
The Three of Us
A TARDIS/Bad Wolf/Doctor Story
It was so strange, being in human form- Idris I believe her name was.
But it wasn't because it had never happened before, of course not.
The last time it happened, was so...so magical. Golden tendrils of light, the power I could feel through my now-human eyes and fingertips, the sensation of kissing my Doctor, yet at the same time letting my Doctor's most special companion have what she wanted most, for a moment.
I love my Doctor, and I'm not afraid to say it, but my Doctor and I, our love is not bound by human terms. We are so different than merely friends, or dare I say, husband and wife, no. It's as if we're the same, bonded to our life of danger and adventure.
And that's why I let her in, why I let any of them in. My...his Bad Wolf especially. He loved her, and I was happy for them, my leather-clad Doctor and my Golden Bad Wolf. It's what I wanted most for them.
I wish it had felt the same as being the Bad Wolf when I was
Here Without YouHere Without You2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A hundred days have made me older
Since the last time that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lies have made me colder
And I don't think I can look at this the same
When The Doctor first met Sarah Jane in his Third regeneration, he thought she was absolutely perfect in every way.
From the way she smiled to the way she helped him, just thinking of the budding journalist made both his hearts flutter with utter contentment.
Right now, The Doctor was in his Eleventh regeneration and currently dreaming of his Sarah Jane.
But all the miles that separate
Disappear now when I'm dreaming of your face
The Doctor sighed in his sleep, dreaming of Sarah Jane being in his arms, forever, just her and him, the way it should have been.
I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
This wasn't the first time he'd dreamt about Sarah, he has sometimes dreamt about her when he least expected it.
Sometimes he didn't
A North Winds Blows...My eyes have seen the sky for the starsA North Winds Blows...3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
My ears have heard the wind for its song
My hands are soaked in blood from fighting past wars
Can someone tell me when these days became so long?
The dreams from yesterday fade away
And the regrets remain still bitter on my tongue
And sometimes the hurt lasts all day
But now my song is almost sung
And I long to find that hand I held
But they are gone, far from me
The anger in me cannot be quelled
Not without their voice you see
And now my eyelids grow heavy and I slowly doze
Dreams heavy with ancient tears
And I see her face, my distant Rose.
Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 1014 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Bananas are good.
2. Watch out for women named Jackie, they slap. Hard.
3. "Go to your room" are terrible last words.
4. Be silent in The Library.
5. Fear of the dark is NOT irrational.
6. Don't blink, blink and you're dead.
7. Travelling with the Doctor is not safe; however it is the journey of a lifetime.
8. Statues of weeping angles are dangerous.
9. The Doctor is rubbish at weddings, especially his own.
10. The Doctor does not appreciate being called "Doc".
11. The Doctor likes the word fantastic and brilliant.
12. A strange man in your bedroom does not mean anything can happen.
13. Lots of planets have a north.
14. If you meet an eccentric man who says his name is John Smith, the wise thing would be to get away as fast at you can. It's not the most fun though.
15. The Doctor is good at accents. Rose is not.
16. The Doctor came first in 'Jiggery Pokery'.
17. 'Tainted love' and 'Toxic' are earth classics.
18. 'Toxic' is actually a Ballad.
19. The Docto
WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series 2Why we love Doctor Who Series 2:WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Because the Tenth Doctor has new teeth.
Because of course we missed him.
Because he knows the Lion King.
Because he recognises the taste of A Positive blood.
Because he's rude and not ginger.
Because Jackie needs to shut up.
Because it's very British to have tea when the world's coming to an end.
Because everyone knows who Harriet Jones is.
Because he's certainly got a gob.
Because Jackie says the name of the show just before the opening titles run. Cheesy.
Because of the apple-grass.
Because he's slim... and just a little bit foxy.
Because he's still got it.
Because he's beating out a samba.
Because telepathy means 'a face full of big head'.
Because the Face of Boe is 'textbook enigmatic'.
Because the Doctor says 'new' at least 17 times.
Because David Tennant got to do an episode in his normal accent.
Because Rose has been 'oot and aboot'.
Because Queen Victoria is not amused (finally).
Because the telescope is
Obsessed With Doctor Who WhenObsessed with Doctor Who when....Obsessed With Doctor Who When3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
1. You think fezzes are cool.
2. you think bowties are cool and you want to wear them everyday of your life.
3. Wearing a vegetable seems fashionable.
4. You have a button that says David Tennant makes me squee. (sad to say I own one.)
5. Angel statues scare the holy fuck out of you.
6. You have an action figure of your favorite Doctor and carry him around everywhere. (I have two. one of Tom Baker, and Matt Smith wearing a fez and holding a mop.)
7. Apples are rubbish.
8. Pears are gross and disgusting.
9. You see a british phonebooth and you automatically claim it as your own TARDIS and invite your best friend to go see the dinosaurs with you in said TARDIS.(I have one!)
10. You like Bananas.
11. You get into major arguments with Back To The Future fans.
12. You want your own personal Dalek.
13. You have written Bad Wolf on atleast one thing that is blue.
14. You know atleast three songs by Billie Piper.
15. You watch Law and Order UK now that Freema
WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series3Because the Doctor's not from Mars.WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Because his pockets are dimensionally transcendental.
Because he tells the TARDIS to 'behave!'
Because Donna is a pencil inside a mug.
Because 'with this ring, I thee bio-damp'.
Because Donna's yell can be heard over the noise of the TARDIS engines.
Because everyone knows you should never let a man with a sonic screwdriver near the sound system.
Because Martha doesn't believe he's an alien.
Because Martha FINALLY believes he's an alien.
Because 'Judoon platoon on the moon.'
Because he looks daft with one shoe.
Because she called him 'Doctor'.
Because Rose's name keeps him fighting.
Because he does a lot of reading.
Because 'to be or not to be' is a bit pretentious.
Because Martha won't step on any butterflies.
Because The Doctor cried when he read book 7.
Because the Doctor's upset Queen Elizabeth.
Because 'the play's the thing'.
Because David Tennant appears in Hamlet 2 years later. Fantastic!
Because the Doctor is
Doctor Who FeelsRose is gone, the Doctor is blue.Doctor Who Feels1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Ask, "Donna, where's the Doctor?"
She'll reply, "Doctor Who?"
Sarah Jane and Martha have both had their fun
As for the Ponds, they're both done.
So ask me again why the TARDIS is blue
There's a sad, lonely angel inside
With both hearts broken in two
Ode To David Tennant - A RageOde To David Tennant - A Rage3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Ode To Tennant A Rage of Two Fans
Dear David Tennant
We think you're really great
You've killed a lot of Daleks
When they yelled EXTERMINATE
You killed them really quickly
You hit them with your laser beam
They screamed out really loud
When they died in all those scenes
Sorry, did we say laser beam?
We meant to say screwdriver
But we haven't watched it in a while
Cuz you went pedophile
You married your own daughter
And we think that's really gross
You should have come and found us
Instead of fighting Adipose
We even like the captain
We think he's really nice
We liked him in that one scene
We looked at his butt twice
We wish you'd take your clothes off
But we don't think that could be
Because you met some bimbo hooker
That you married off BBC
You met with Donna twice
And for that you're really cool
But you were with Martha once
And for that trip, you're a fool
So listen, Tennant, darling
We tell you this in love
Before we fly back to America
Like two dejected
Things Daleks Would Never SayO-M-G! YOU LOOK FAB-U-LOUS! IS THAT PRA-DA?Things Daleks Would Never Say5 years ago in Humor More Like This
THATS WHAT SHE SAID.
O-KAY, WE GIVE UP. YOU WIN, DOC-TOR.
TIME FOR A MAKE-O-VER, GIRLS!
HEL-LO. MY NAME IS DA-LEK CAAN. YOU KILLED MY FA-THER. PRE-PARE TO DIE.
AM I BOV-VERED?
OH, SOD IT. WHO NEEDS EXTERMINATION ANYWAY? IM JUST GOING TO GO HOME AND MAKE A CUP OF TEA
UNICORNS ARE PRET-TY!
I NEED A HUG <3
ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE Y-M-C-A!
SERIOUSLY, DAVROS? YOU NEED A MANICURE.
WHERES MY RICHARD SIMMONS TAPE?
ARE YOU MY MUMMY?
HEY, CHAR-LIE! WE FOUND A MAP TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!
YEAH, CHRIS. EX-TRAP-O-LATE. (kudos if you know what this is quoting)
WHOS UP FOR SOME IRISH STEPDANCING?
IM GONNA SING THE DOOM
Gone AwryGone Awry3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Warm, sticky fluid flowed freely over his hand. Pain shot like fire through his veins. The world seemed to move in slow motion. This could not be happening. Not to him. Not now. The Doctor clutched his side tightly, but he could do little to keep the crimson stains from spreading.
The day had started out well enough. He remembered the blissful peace of morning as he and Rose walked hand-in-hand from the Tardis into everyday adventure. He had allowed his ship to choose their landing and they had ended up on a relatively earth-like planet in an age and area that seemed like a cross between an American western and the world of Sherlock Holmes. Aside from the copper-skinned, semi-reptilian, three-armed aliens, of course.
They were not overly intelligent creatures, but they were in an age of discovery and relative peace. The Doctor had reflected brightly on their future, noting to Rose that once both races developed inter-galactic travel, humans and the Uduak, as they were called, would for
Doctor WhoThe Doctor was lying on the metal floor of the TARDIS. 'It's not working,' he thought to himself. 'I can't remember her face.'Doctor Who8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
He started yelling and kicking. He lifted himself up and walked to the room she used to sleep in. His brain could not control his body anymore. He kneeled next to the bed and rested his head on the soft blanket. Tears were bathing his face. His voice broke out and he was sobbing.
The Doctor raised his head and looked to the left. There she was. A rusty, foggy ghost image of Rose.
"No!" he yelled and buried his face back into the covers of the bed.
"Doctor, don't cry," Rose almost whispered. "I'm here."
"It's impossible. I used the last of the breach. I'm dreaming." He closed his eyes tightly, and tears fell from his face.
"You aren't. I found the last opening this time."
"THIS time," the Doctor chuckled.
Rose grinned and crossed her arms. "That's what I'm talking about! A little laugh."
"How am I supposed to laugh when you aren't here? When you're not a
3-D Tardis Models and BoredomInside the cliched monday's lackadaisical afternoon resides such3-D Tardis Models and Boredom8 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
a girl with a pinched nose at the stench of the dull tonic that is the everyday.
Routine tastes like bland gum, after you have chewed it's flavor mercilessly from it's flesh.
Eyes greased slightly within the irises; boredom of the extreme caves
into her chest and shatters the one-way glass of integrity.
The tapping of keys becomes a steady metronome in the silent afternoon, construction of math equations
that flower sizable squares of aquamarine textures upon a 3-D page of construction.
And so she beings to push the buttons playfully, never really trying, but fairly succeeding.
Within her, raging inside her ribcage is a fluorescent pump, so incredibly intense and fierce, it's about to burn out!
Block upon block of blue dense expense, to create such a machine that is bigger on the inside!
Ten QuidSticking their heads out of the young TARDIS, John and Rose were in the middle of a conversation. Rose could be heard saying 'You're on.'Ten Quid3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
In front of them, was a dilapidated survivor of the Time War. It reminded them both of the first Dalek they saw in Van Statten's vault. It was one of the golden hued ones that was the same height that Rose was. Oddly enough, it appeared to have fossilized stone attached here and there, all over the thing.
"EXTERMINATE!" A very weak blast hit the TARDIS shield, completely ineffective.
Grinning, John spared a sidelong glance at Rose, who was shaking her head and doing her best not to giggle. Looking back to the Dalek, John tilted his head. "Do you know Mary?"
The Dalek didn't look impressed, or impressive either for that matter. "EXTERMINATE!" Another blast bounced off of their shield.
Pouting now, John tilted his head the other way. "No... seriously now. Do you know Mary?"
Rose stifled a giggle. "You're not winnin' this one," she said quietly.
A doggone nuisance."Tah-rah-rah-boom-dee-ay! Tah-rah-rah-boom-dee-ay!"A doggone nuisance.2 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Doctor cheerfully sung to himself as he danced around the TARDIS control column. He and the Ponds had just returned from England, 1903, and in rather a rush, too. It seems that the royal family doesn't take kindly to magical blue boxes appearing suddenly at the palace. But, all things considered, they'd made a nice day of it, and also had a tour of the place on the way out. Which was lovely, the Doctor thought.
Amy and Rory had run ahead to get changed before their dinner in modern-day Versailles, leaving the Doctor alone in the console room, happily pressing buttons, and-
The TARDIS lurched to one side, sending the Doctor flying across the room. After a few seconds, he got up slowly, straightened his bow tie and said "Now, dear. What was all that abou-"
The TARDIS shook again, sending him flying once more. This time, he got up and stomped around the console, angrily waggling his finger. "What's the matter w
A Doctor Lost, A Doctor Found 01"Do you have the stopover device?" asked Rose, flicking a few buttons on the dashboard in front of her like she'd been shown. "Levels rising. Two minutes." The rest of the Torchwood crew had gone on emergency assignment, leaving Rose and the hybrid Doctor to take over on rift shift, as they called it. Occasionally, since a few years before, the activity in the time rift where Cardiff stood would fluctuate, swallowing creatures from around the universe and spitting them out erratically within a mile's radius. The device the Doctor held, when slid correctly into the rift-powered generator, would concentrate the expelled energy to one spot and simulate a universal wall against the coming extraterrestrials.A Doctor Lost, A Doctor Found 013 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"Yes, yes, I've got it. Don't be daft," the Doctor muttered, slipping the leaden vest over his brown suit.
"You've got to do this quickly, Doctor," Rose told him. "Quickly and properly, you understand? The energy will push against the wall, but you can't let it falter. Or else we
The Greatest AdventurePeople haveThe Greatest Adventure1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
such dull little lives,
and they always dream of
A different life.
Bigger, fuller, more tragic, more brilliant,
lighter, darker, more fulfilling, more worth.
And so they turn to imagination.
or someone else's.
Turn to books, drawings, films,
television, music, dance,
sounds, words, pictures.
And that way, for one moment,
one beautiful, shining moment,
they are not living their lives.
They are imagining the greatest adventure
they'll never have.
The Corner of Your Eye"Look.The Corner of Your Eye4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Look where you never want to look,
out of the corner of your eye.
There's something there,
something not supposed to be,
something you won't normally see,"
a friend says.
"The corner of your eye is
where it all starts.
Where something fantastic starts.
Twelve years, four psychiatrists, and you waited
for your Raggedy Doctor to show up
in the corner of your eye
with his ancient blue box that's bigger on the inside.
Adventure after adventure,
it never gets old,
what has been, what is, what will be.
You looked, and that's all it took.
Your Raggedy Doctor,
your imaginary friend,
came with his blue box and told you to
Look where you never want to look,
out of the corner of your eye."
And he says then,
"Come along, Pond."
Never Forget"Rose! Rose, please wake up!"Never Forget1 year ago in Drama More Like This
The voice sounds scared, desperate, and so far away everything feels like a thick fog and his voice echoes through my mind. Maybe I'm dreaming? Something is telling me to hang on to that voice, to follow it.
"Come on Rose, you're safe now." The voice said closer now, but still just a whisper against my ear. I can feel his warm breath on my face as I try hard to focus my attention. My head is throbbing, but it feels, so muddled everything is confusing. That voice, it grounds me. If I can just reach it. Something as simple as thinking is much harder than it should be, I try and talk but can't, and the only thing I can muster is a garbled moan. The pain is so intense, it hurts to think.
The stranger's voice is back now, louder this time. His voice is excited, frantic. "Hey, there you are, come on now Rose. Open your eyes for me. Cool fingers caress my forehead, then slide along my cheek. It feels so right, even if it doesn't relieve the pain. And I try a
Retribution and RegenerationRetribution and Regeneration4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Let me make one thing clear, I am fully aware that I went against the wishes of the Doctor and it did cost him a regeneration but at least he is still alive. The four of us- Jack, Rose, the Doctor and I were on the Gamestation facing Daleks and most likely death. Jack had gone to rally the troops, so to speak, while the Doctor put together a weapon that would kill every last Dalek. However, it was quickly becoming a suicide mission. When the Doctor checked the screen that indicated he didn't have time to modify the delta wave, his face fell. That is when I saw what he was planning to do. He proceeded to lie to Rose by telling her that he would use me to cross his own timeline.
He tricked her into the console room and had her hold down a useless switch. He started rattling off techno babble then ran back out to the station.
"You can't do this!" I shouted at him. "Please after everything we have been through."
Rose thought she was help
S c a r e d.''What are you scared of?''S c a r e d.3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
''Because you're always the one to break my heart, over and over again.''
Universe Saving InformationUniverse Saving Information3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I'm wearing a brown coat, suit and tie with a blue shirt." The Doctor was stood beside the TARDIS console, mobile phone held to his ear. "Jack, what's this about?" His brow furrowed and he looked over at Rose who was watching him from across the room.
She grinned, trying to resist laughing. "What's he saying?"
"Apparently it's important universe saving information." He looked thoroughly unconvinced, speaking into the phone again. "Exactly how is knowing the colour of my underpants going to help you, Jack?"
Her grin widened. "Okay, that's enough, hang up on him."
He didn't seem to be listening. "And you're absolutely sure this is valuable information?"
"Doctor, hang up." Rose walked over to him, reaching for the phone but he turned away.
"And you want to know what Rose is wearing too?" His eyes narrowed.
"Give me that phone!" She grabbed it off him and closed the lid, leaning up to kiss him. "Honestly, for someone so clever you aren't half stupid sometimes."