The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Lisa: Should we tell Mom what happened to Dad's car? *Lisa put her seatbelt on*
Homer: Uh, kids Let's just pretend that 'thing' with the car, never happened.
Lisa: Ok, Dad *Lisa sighed sadly*
Bart: It'll cost ya, Homer!
Homer: How much? *Homer looked at Bart with mild frustration*
Bart: Ten bucks. *Bart opened and closed his hand as if to say 'Gimme'*
Seymour: Not in my car, young man! *Seymour started driving his car*
Homer: He sure told you, boy! *Homer laughed at Bart*
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Thank god! *Bart jumped out of the car*
Lisa: Just in time. *Lisa looked at Homer then got out of the car quickly*
Seymour: Ok everyone, remember to stick
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
New Years Kiss: a Shadamy ficAmy Rose watched as her once true love Sonic danced with his new finace Princess Sally. She knew that she would cry if she had still loved him, but she gave up when he had said those horrible words ..... "Amy, I...I'm in love with Sally"......Those words felt like a knife in her heart sinking deeper and deeper. She then saw Tails and Cream they too were dancing as well as Rouge and Knuckles who were married. As she looked around all of her friends were dancing she looked at a clock it was 10 to 12:00 at the New Years Eve Ball and she felt so alone. She then decided to leave when.."Will you dance with me, Amy Rose?" She turned around to see who was behind her,that's when her jade green eyes met ruby red ones. It was Shadow. Shadow was asking her to dance with him. She wasn't sure why he asked her, but all she was sure of was that she placed her hand in his and said yes. As Amy and Shadow danced Amy could not stop looking at his ruby red eyes. What, he asked."I never knew you could danceNew Years Kiss: a Shadamy fic6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Shall we do it again? ShadAmy Amy let the cold water surround her feet. She watched the waterfall and heard the birds sing while the soft summer breeze played with her hair. She had escaped the city life in Station Square and sat down by the lake in Mystic Ruins. She needed a rest, she deserved it.Shall we do it again? ShadAmy7 years ago in General More Like This
Abruptly a flashback invaded her mind. She tried to push it away but it was useless. The image of Sonic buying a red rose yesterday from the flower shop emerged. When Amy saw that she hoped that the rose would be for her; later that day she discovered she was wrong. Sonic had visited her at her apartment, but it was only to ask if she lend him her cooking book. Amy agreed and expected to receive the flower, but Sonic just took it and left.
Like he always does She thought out loud.
She took off her dress revealing a stunning red bikini under it. She placed her dress near her boots, wall
Nik's treesNik's trees5 years ago in Surrealism More Like This
It's dark out there, in the street.
The trees are shaking under the wind blows.
Then they start to grow... no, stretch as if trying to reach the sky.
Their stems become thinner and thinner...
Some time after that they become as high as the near by 16 storeyed buildings.
The stems start to glitter as is they were covered with black wet leather... or scales.
The snakes take off and stream into the sky.
But I keep looking.
A silky black snake falls on my shoulders, wraps round my neck and starts to strangle me.
I wake up.
Там на улице. Темно.
Деревья содрогаются под порывами ветра.
WomanizerMy name is not babyWomanizer5 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
My ass is not a hand
My eyes are on my face
And my heart is bigger than my breasts
My mouth was made to speak;
I have a mind of my own
My legs are not a drive thru;
You won't "have it your way"
I am not a prostitute
I cannot be bought
I was raised to be a lady
And if you don't act like a man
Don't expect to be treated like one
For Your Birthday-Chapter 2How to Make a Time Machine and Past FriendsFor Your Birthday-Chapter 23 years ago in Settings More Like This
A cheer went up among all the Pinkie Pies and her other friends as they exited the Hall of Brainy Stuff and began the long dangerous journey back to the Land of Parties.
"Don't mind me. I was just here all alone. By myself. In the dark--hoping not get eaten by wolves," Rocky said as he saw them exit the Hall of Brainy Stuff.
"What kind of wolves would eat rocks?" Mr. Turnip asked.
After the long and dangerous five-minute journey, the dream party resumed full force, but Pinkie Pie would not let anything get in the way of her goal; even a good game of pin the tail on the pony.
Pinkie Pie spent her remaining dream time examining the diagram, making note of where she could find all the parts. When she woke up, she was immediately at her paper and crayons and recreated the diagram she had seen in her
That's unlikely. GannenxDarrenSteve sat and thought on his thrown. He wanted Darren more then most people would think but was unfortunatly mated to Gannen Harst. He didn't hate Gannen. He just saw him as a servant to the lord. What Steve really wanted was Darren Shan. He stopped thinking when he saw Gannen out of the corner of his eye.That's unlikely. GannenxDarren4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Where you going?" He asked as Gannen reached for the door. Gannen looked at him and forced a smile.
"Just to get some fresh air." He said. "I won't be long."
"Good." Steve said. "We have planning to do."
"Yes my love." He bowed and walked out. Gannen sighed in relief and flitted deep in the forest. After a few minutes he stopped and looked around.
"You're late." A voice said from behind. Gannen turned and smiled sheepishly.
"Sorry...Got held up." He said. The person who made the voice stepped out and smiled. His dark hair blowing in the wind and his blue eyes full of kindness and adventure. Darren.
"What held you?" He asked and walked over and kissed Gannen on the lips.
TMNT:: One Small Turtle: The Great Pizza MysteryTMNT:: One Small Turtle: The Great Pizza Mystery1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
A/N: this is for my AU fic
April was watching TV in living room, while her aunt had down gone stairs to do the laundry. April opened her laptop to start on some homework when the buzzer rang. April wondered who would be coming to see them. She clicked the intercom button, “hello?” she said.
“Uh, pizza for April,” he said. April raised her eye browns.
The guys must be hungry, but usually she went in to pick the pizza so she would not tip her aunt off, “I will come down,” April said. Before she left she called to her aunt to tell het she was leaving.
April payed for the pizza and then went to meet her mutant friends. She reached the entrance, “guys you should have warned me that you were sending pizza to my house.”
“PIZZA!” Mikey yelled running to April.
“Hey Mikey,” April said smiling down at the three-year-old turtle, “can I have the pizza?” he asked.
“Mikey you had two bowls of noodles a
Come and Get Me - 3Matthew awoke on his own the next morning.Come and Get Me - 33 years ago in Romance More Like This
For a moment, he'd thought he was home he'd slept so soundly. Maybe it was the fact that he hadn't had a rude awakening, or maybe it was the fact that the rush of events of yesterday were just so exhausting that his mind didn't care where he was. Whatever the case, however, he was glad to have been feeling all right, if nothing else.
The constant rocking was something he'd grown used to by this point, and with two days it no longer made him nauseous, which was a relief for the most part.
Most of the morning, no one came for him, so he was left to his thoughts. He thought of Alfred, and if he was coming to get him. He wondered of Kiku, and the German man from the day before. He wondered then of Arthur, the captain, and was curious of the overwhelming feeling that circulated through him last night. Questions yet again spun like a wheel in his mind, and it was most unpleasant. He grimaced, the worst possible scenarios played over and over: if Alf
Japan is DrunkJapan is Drunk3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Uhh Kiku It's time to go home " Mei said quietly pulling on Kiku's jacket. "G-Go Home! Nah! We're having so much fun! Wanna dance?!" Kiku yelled and stood up. He ran over to a booth and stood on the seat. "K-Kiku?! What are you doing?!" Mei looked up to Kiku, "Be careful!" "Don't worry, Mei!" Kiku laughed and started moving his hands around. "Come and dance with me!" He yelled and hopped down from the seat. Kiku ran over to the middle of the closed bar and started dancing. "Kiku! Stop it you look so ridiculous " Mei looked around worried. "Don't worry! No one is here! The bartender had to go! He's so fat, He will be in there for 2 hours!" Kiku laughed and started dancing faster, "Come dance with me!" Mei looked around. "Uhh o-okay " She sighed and walked up to him. Kiku looked like an idiot how he was dancing. Kiku then grabbed her hands and started dancing even more stupidly. "K-Kiku!" Mei yelled at him, "That's my name, don't wear it out!" Kiku
Dangerous Addiction Chapter 1It has been exactly one year, four months, seventeen days, nine hours, fourteen minutes, and twelve, thirteen, fourteen seconds since Tweek Tweak has had any form of drugs, it is also the same amount of time since Craig Tucker's heart had beat. Yes, Tweek was a recovering druggie and Craig was killed. He was now eighteen and sitting in a plain white and gray room in the South Park Rehab Center. The bed was stiff but he didn't care. He was no longer clawing at the door begging for relief, he no longer saw the shadows smiling, but he swore the underwear gnomes were stealing his boxers still. That was something he learned to keep to himself though, thanks to Craig. He didn't want to be moved to the mental hospital, he had a goal that managed to keep him on track. He wanted to finally go visit Craig's grave for the first time. He didn't even go to the funeral; he didn't want Craig to see the way he looked. The funeral was a week after he began rehab, he was a mess. His nails were bitten ofDangerous Addiction Chapter 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Morning Surprise Canada x ReaderMorning Surprise Canada x Reader2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You woke up early and slipped on your (f/c) robe and peeked out your window. The sun was slowly rising to kiss the earth with its early rays of light oh how this sight made you smile with warmth. Very slowly and quietly you opened your door. *creek* " Oh I hope he didn't hear that," you whisper looking over at the door down the hall to the left. You sighed as it seems that he had not heard you waking up into the sleepy house that you and him called home. You walked to the kitchen to set up the surprise for him smiling as you went.
Pulling out flour, eggs, milk, vanilla, sugar, juice, Canadian bacon, and maple syrup you started working on the pancake batter. Setting up the maple syrup out on the table and the plates, napkins, silverware, and cups you smiled looking at the table with Canadian color eat ware. ' Oh! I almost forgot,' you remembered as you took a short trip to the garden in the backyard. Red, white, blue, yellow, basically every color of flowers were out there a gift your b
ItalyXReaderItalyXReader3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Best Thanksgiving.
"_______! _______, Ve! Come here~!" You heard the hyper Italian, Feliciano, yell from the kitchen. You rushed in there after hearing a crash.
"What'd you do know?" You groaned looking at the complete mess he'd made of the cranberry sauce. The jello-like food was splattered all over the floor, accompanied by a few pots and a spoon. You grabbed a towel and started cleaning up the mess as Feliciano gushed about you not killing him, "Feli! Just stop would you?! Get out of the kitchen now! I can clean this up myself and I don't need you getting in the way right now!" You snapped. Feliciano had a look of surprise on his face, but that quickly faded as he frowned, hung his head and exited the now mess that you called a kitchen.
"Hmph " You huffed, going back to cleaning up. When you finished, you dusted your hands on the faded blue jeans that you wore with your black uggs and purple, blue and green plaid shirt. You grabbed a hair-band, shoved your hair into a messy
.:I need him:..:I need him:.3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
If he died then my world would crumble...
I would go insane and cause misery to everyone near me...
I should stay with no friends...
I need him with me...
I want to feel his arms around me...
His love is my strength...
His kisses is my smile...
I need him...
Canada X Reader - PokemonCanada X Reader PokemonCanada X Reader - Pokemon3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You reminisced the old times you used to have with Mathew. One, you remembered so clearly. Taking a card out of Mathew's hand, you laughed and asked him, ''what's this Mathew? They look so cute in these little cards!'' He blushed in embarrassment. ''G-give me that back! It's mine!'' he said taking it away from your fingers. ''Can you teach me about this?'' you asked.
''Teach you about pokemon?'' he asked. ''Yeah! It looks very interesting Mathew!''
He blushed in embarrassment and averted his eyes to the ground. ''I've never heard anyone say that before they just laugh at me when they notice me, and most of the time they never even notice me .'' He looked as if he was about to cry. You leaned down to hug him. ''Well I noticed you, didn't I?'' you smiled at him. ''y-yeah .'' He said
Yandere Canada"Hey, Mathew, you don't happen to have anything to drink in that backpack of yours, do you?" Arthur asked, eyeing the large green bag on Matt's back.Yandere Canada4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Mathew looked to the side at Arthur and nodded once.
"You thirsty?" he replied, slipping it off of his shoulder and onto the ground at his feet. "And how many times have I asked you to just call me Matt?" he asked a little irritably, zipping open the backpack.
"I like to call everyone by their first, full names " Arthur mused, shifting onto one foot as he watched Mathew go through his bag.
"Well, we're getting to be better friends, I think it would be okay if you just called me Matt."
"Be grateful that I don't call you Canada."
Matt rolled his eyes and dug his arm into his backpack, looking around for a water bottle. He peered inside with no avail, then spotted something he could give to him.
"I don't have any water but is maple syrup okay?" he asked, looking up at Arthur.
"Maple syrup as a drink?" Arthur spat back down at him.
Request: Canada x Reader - True or Real?Alone.. they said you were always alone. But that wasn't true at all, your parents tried to talk to you about it day in and day out. They even arranged some appointments for you with local therapists, hoping that you'd talk to them about your 'problem', but instead you found yourself wandering off to other places rather than going to the therapists. But there wasn't anything wrong with you at all anyway! You were perfectly fine! At least your parents didn't know about sneaking your way out of it.Request: Canada x Reader - True or Real?3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
(QUICK NOTE: Nobody but YOU can see those random guys with random names, okay? Okay! :3)
You sighed as soon as your mother shut the door after leaving your room, you sat down on the edge of your bed as your eyes darted around the room quickly. They all seemed to be there, there was John standing at the window, looking outside with a dreamy expression. And then there were Elise and Rick together on the floor watching the TV you had left on, and well.. and at last there was a little puppy at you
CanadaXReader: What Every Girl Wants to HearPrussia watched as you walked off again. He sighed in exasperation. He had been trying to weeks to get you to go out with him. You stalked away, going over to talk to England about a trade that your countries were to be involved in the next week. You had glowered at Prussia for not getting it. You used to like him, yes, but his ego was too much to deal with a times. If he had just said something that wasn't conceited or selfish for once you would have agreed to go out with him. But it had been hard to continue to say no. You had been afraid that if you had, he would either lose interest or you would cave but then he would never change and you would be in an unhappy relationship, of which you wanted neither of those prospects. But now you had moved on. Someone else had taken your heart.CanadaXReader: What Every Girl Wants to Hear2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Geeze Mattie, what am I supposed to do?"
Naturally, Matthew was delighted to help his friend, because he was being remembered for once and also because he knew how Prussia could be. He knew you li