The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
damien loves pipDamien looked at Pip he was sitting on his own in the cafeteria. He couldn't believe how perfect that boy was. How could someone so kind be treated so badly by his peers? it seemed so ridiculous.damien loves pip6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
All of a sudden some kids came up to Pip and started shouting at him and crowded around him he could see Pip looking really frightened. Damien knew he had to do something he couldn't just stand back and let the person he loved get hurt like that. Damien bounded up to them he tapped one on the shoulder who had a purple hoodie and was chewing gum.
"What do you want?" The boy asked as he was turning around but when he saw Damien he froze in horror for Damien's red eyes were filled with flames. His fists were on fire and his face was hard like steel.
"Oh just take it easy man!" the boy said.
"Ok I'll take it easy alright" Damien growled.
Damien threw his fists out in front of him and the boys caught fire.
"Damien!!!!!!" Pip screamed "what have you done?"
Damien's fists fused out and he grabbed Pip
CanadaxOC: KittenCanadaxOC: Kitten4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
A small girl made her way through the supermarket with her basket of food for dinner. She wore a soft smile on her face and her wavy brown hair swished about her mid-back as she walked. Occasionally she reached down and fixed her pink ruffled skirt or tugged at her cute white, lace blouse. It was a good day so warm and fresh outside and nothing had gone wrong at all.
Stepping up to the register she gave the cashier a sweet smile. "How are you today sir?" she asked.
"Fine. Yourself?" he asked with some distraction as he worked to check out all her groceries.
"I'm very well, thank you." She beamed.
Her smile fell however when she heard snickers from behind her.
"Yeah no kidding man " one man said quietly.
"I guess she's soooort of cute but not really heh if she wasn't wearing those girly clothes, she'd look like a boy with long hair." A second man chimed in.
The brunette felt hurt weigh her heart down as she crossed her arms in front of her chest and tried to k
APH- Reader x CanadaYou swallow, sitting on the bench, unable to think of anything to say as you watched Matthew get up from his desk and leave with book bag in hand. The sounds of everything step he takes reverberating through your ears.APH- Reader x Canada4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
As this happens, your mouth goes dry and you turn to look into those violet eyes. Violet eyes that have held pain, gone through it and still held it. Mentally, you are reaching out to him and trying to tell the Canadian that whatever was bothering him, was no big deal. You could only wish he would get this psychic message but it is to no avail.
The both of you lock eyes for a moment, your heart pounding as this happens. Reaching out once again even though he pays no mind to this. A pained sigh escaping the pale lips of Matthew Williams, and this is when he left you in the room.
Once alone, it feels like a tie has been broken. Thinking to yourself of where Matthew is going and why he was so upset. Finding yourself unable to stay in study hall, retrieving
Rachel Wikipedia BioRachel Wikipedia Bio4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rachel Nicole Bouvier, formerly Jackson (born May 10th, 1988), better known as Rachel Jackson, is an American model and professional wrestler. She is working for WWE on its Smackdown brand. Jackson has a background in gymnastics and cheerleading. She studied broadcast journalism, hoping to become a television anchor, and worked as a model for Hawaiian Tropic as well as other various agencies. In mid 2010, Jackson was signed to a contract by WWE and sent to Florida Championship Wrestler, a WWE developmental territory. She debuted on the Smackdown brand as a backstage interviewer and eventually a wrestler.
Professional Wrestling Career
Early Career (2010)
In the summer of 2010, while working as a model, Jackson was seen by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) official John Laurinaitis, who was interested in signing her to a contract. As a result, WWE contacted her modeling agency and invited her to their developmental territory, Florida Championship Wrestling (FCW), f
OC Bavaria ProfileOC Bavaria Profile3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Country Name: Bavaria
Formal Name: Freistaat Bayern (Free State of Bavaria)
Human Name: Lena Klein
National Flower: Edelweiß
Capital: München (Munich)
Birthday: 18 January 1871 (the date of the Unification of Germany)
A state of Germany, located in the southeast. Following the death of her father, Old Bayern, on the date of the German Unification, in which Bavaria became part of the German Empire, Germany took the then-toddler under his wing. Thus, despite the long history of her country, she herself is one of Germany's youngest states. Because of this, Bavaria sees Germany as a substitute father-figure, and has up until recently called him 'Vatti' ('Daddy'). Now grown into a lively, fun-loving young woman, she has a secret crush on Switzerland, with whom she shares a border.
She is always ready for fun and a lot of partying, and not afraid of the drink most connected with her region: beer. Lots of it. Overflowing in giant mugs. Froth. You get the pi
Canada has snappedCanada: MAPLE!!!Canada has snapped4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
America: Bro, your creeping me out, bro.
Canada: Become one with Canada, brother~! >D
America: Bro, what happened to the bro code?
Canada: Who needs the bro code when you have Canada, EH?!
Random Poland: LIKE TOTALLY.
Random Russia: Da?
America: -is sad-
Canada: Aw what's the matter, soon-to-be territory?
America: W-what?! But what happened to us being bros? Was it all the times I... -thinks- Who are you?
Canada: I'M YO MASTA! Fear the maple! Fear it!
America: -in emo corner wimpering-
Canada: Aw it's okay little territory. I'll take good care of you. *Pats America's back*
America: -bawling and shaking- L-little?
Canada: Yeah cuz you're smaller and less important but that's okay lil fella, I'll make you stronger. *Smiles all innocently*
America: What about the h-hamburgers?!
Canada: You can keep you heart attack on a bun, you just have to eat it with maple from now on.
America: SHE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND EXISTENCE! PLEASE. I'M BEG
Hetaoni: AmericaxReaderHetaoni: AmericaxReader3 years ago in Drama More Like This
a/n: Yay! An author note, I'm going to make this quick. In the story, 'blah blah blah' means thoughts. And (c/n) means country name, if you managed to watch enough of Hetaoni, you'd understand why. And that's it! Enjoy! ^^
"I wonder why they're not here?" you say aloud at the almost empty conference room. In the room were Austria, Switzerland, S. Korea, Romano, and Spain.
"Are you talking about the Axis and the Allied, chica?" Spain asked.
"Yeah. This place is abnormally quiet without them, kinda scary if you ask me." You reply.
"Well, I remember America saying that he was going to a haunted mansion. He also said that he texted you the address if you wanted to 'tag-along' also." Austria added in.
"Really?" you ask, confused.
'A haunted mansion, really America?' you face palmed at what you just thought. Of course he would do something like that! Of course your hero of a boyfriend would do something like that.
Yes, your boyfriend was none other than America. I
South ParkSouth Park4 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
The fat ass Nazi
The boy with the stupid dad
The Jew whose hat is green
The kid in the orange who's always dead
The sweet little boy who always gets trick
The girl you don't what to mess with
The holyday spirit whose a piece of sh**t
The blonde haired boy who's British
The beloved chef who always got laid
The insane teacher who is gay
The two Canadians who are never lame
The big-headed counselor who says M'kay
The mayor with the big ego and pride
The comedian who's handicap
The officer who doesn't even have a mind
The scare little kid who looks like he's on crack
The boy in blue who flips you off
The boy in the red jacket who always cries
The four kids that are Goth
The kid in the wheelchair who's livin' a lie
The kid in purple who's the only one brown
The mother who's has an exciting sex life
The two hunters who shoots everything down
The principal who's sane most of the time
Just a normal day in this small town
This great town of South Park
My House NowHe wasn't entirely sure how he'd felt when he'd been kidnapped mainly because a metal pipe coming into contact with the back of one's head at an ungodly speed tends to impair feelings and limit thoughts to pain or blissful unconsciousness. However, had he been in full possession of all his mental faculties, he imagined that he would have been surprised. After all, it wasn't like anyone even noticed him, normally, let alone had enough of an interest in him to kidnap him.My House Now4 years ago in Horror More Like This
When he'd woken up in a tiny, damp, furniture-less room, with a locked door and bars on the windows, he'd felt two things; cold and pain. As consciousness had slowly returned, along with the power of coherent thought, they coalesced into the single, primal emotion of fear. He knew what had happened. He knew where he was. And, most importantly, he knew what was going to happen. So he'd shivered and cried and crawled into the corner furthest from the door and waited, eyes closed against the pain in his head.
2P-ish!CanadaxShy-ish!Reader Ch. 12P-ish!CanadaxShy-ish!Reader Ch. 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
2P! CanadaxShy-ish! Reader: Trying to Bring Back His Sanity Ch. 1
Authors Note: I may or may not continue this, I know it sucks, but don't be mean and crap! I worked REALLY hard on this!
"Y-you're lying! You're just like all the others, ________. You can't see me. I can tell!"
"No! I'm not lying, Matthew! I really can see you. And I'm nothing like those other countries. I actually care about you. I'm not lying."
I was trying. Really I was. He was being difficult again. He always thought that everyone didn't see him as his own nation, but as an invisible piece of land. It was HIS idea to go out anyway, if I didn't go with him, he would be sulking about how everyone thought he was his brother, Alfred, and talking to that bear, Kumajiro, he always carried around. But this was different. I feel like he's slowly losing his sanity with every word. He seemed normal, but I could tell he was different. It's a girl thing. But for me, it's more of a "crushing" thing.
Meowww - GreecexReader Part1"mmeeoowwww" you looked down at an adorable black and white kitten who had made its way over to you and was now in the process of rubbing his head against your leg affectionately.Meowww - GreecexReader Part13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"haha, hi little guy" you cooed, kneeling down and moving your hand down its fluffy pelt "hmmm, I wonder who you belong do" the cat only meowed and began to purr louder as a looming shadow and the sound of a man attempting to catch his breath came from behind you.
"T-there you a-a-are" he panted, his voice sounded exhausted, apparently he wasn't one to run. Turning to face the man that stood over you, you were met with olive green eyes and a mop of wavy brown hair. You smiled softly when his eyes widened slightly and he stood up, averting his eyes from yours, his cheeks a dusted pink.
"This must be your cat I take it?" you giggle, your cheeks in turn turned a rosy red, and when he nodded, the cat meowed, brushing against you once again. "go on kitty, it looks like your daddy has been looking for you" p
DS GxS Back In ChargeThe flit was much angrier than Steve was used to, the buildings around them blurred and practically singed his hair. Gannen was travelling lethally close as if trying to knock him off on purpose. It angered the Lord deeply slightly powermad and he yanked a headful of red hair from the Vampaneze. Gannen yelped and came to a stop dropping the whitehaired man in a feild and holding the sore spot on his head.DS GxS Back In Charge6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Steve landed with an 'oomf!' and glared up at his mentor. When the vampaneze had stopped cradling his hair he looked back and sighed deeply, offering the still sitting male a violet hand. The younger man crossed his arms and then legs and huffed with a firm frown on his face. Gannen sighed and coiled down into a sitting position in front of him.
"..What have I done now, Gannen? Hmm?? You seem to be more irritated with my decisions everynight!"
The purple man sighed and lowered his red eyes. "I am sorry if it seems that way Sire..." He muttered quietly. He paused to think of a suitable
Best Be Jealous (Punk AmericaxReader)Best Be Jealous (Punk AmericaxReader)3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was Saturday night, and [Name] was invited to one of Alfred's famous parties for the first time ever. He always had awesome parties, because his band always played. Arthur Kirkland was the drummer, Gilbert Beilschmidt was the bassist, and Alfred, himself, was the guitarist and lead singer. [Name], along with almost every other girl in their school, loved the singer. There was one problem, Alfred was dating Ivanna Braginski.
But, the day before the party, Alfred and Ivanna got into a fight and broke up. So, the lead singer was now single. Alfred had announced to the whole school at lunch, their song line-up, which consisted of four songs: Moves Like Jagger, Viva La Vida, Tell Me I'm a Wreck, and (just for Ivanna) Break Your Little Heart.
The night had finally come, and [Name] decided to wear a small black dress and heels. She arrived to the party right before Alfred's band went on. She walked inside, and to the back yard where the band was. After a few minutes, Alfred, Gilbert, and A
stormy nightstormy night3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was in the middle of winter at Death city. It was about two-fifteen in the afternoon. The weapons and meisters at the DWMA were getting excited about winter-break that starts tomorrow. Soul, Patty, and Black * Star glared at the clock 'c'mon only two more minutes, hurry up!' they thought. Maka glanced at the clock then back at her book' breaks almost here! yes, now I'll have more free time' she tried not to show how excited she was.
The bell rang. But the students stayed in there seats waiting to be dismissed. Marie finished writing on the board and turned around" alright, remember you all have homework over break, go have fun" she smiled" class dismissed!" before she could get another word out the classroom was empty. Marie laughed to herself" well that settles that story, well I guess theres not much left to do but clean up and head home".
She turned on little radio that was on her desk. it's started to play, but was interrupted by a news reporters voice" reports say that there wi
.:Black Rose:.She ran. Branches snagged her quills, tugged on her dress. Twigs snapped under her feet. Cold tears streamed from her eyes, staining her cheeks..:Black Rose:.8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
</i>Someone else </i>
The thought made her stumble, fall to her knees. The sting of scraping them didnt bother her as much as the memories that had caught up with her.
Listen Um The blue hedgehog shifted from foot to foot nervously, avoiding the pink ones eyes.
The girl was all smiles though. She knew, from watching romantic movies and reading love stories, that when the men you love has to talk to you, than is nervous about it, he was about to say that he loves you. She had been waiting for this. She had chased him, tackled him, declared her own love for him, all for this moment. The moment that he would say
I met someone else, Amy.
The hedgehogs face fell, her lips trembling apart in shock. W-w-what!
Yeah I think Well, Im pre
canadaXreader:Im the only oneCanadaXReader: I'm the only one.canadaXreader:Im the only one4 years ago in Romance More Like This
You were a new country and was shy meeting the others. You were on the other side of the door waiting for America to let you in, you put your ear on the door to hear what there saying.
"OK, everyone we have a new person joining us today in the meeting. Say hello to her"
You herd footsteps coming towards the door, you were sorting out your cloths. the door opened and America put his arm around you and entered you in the room.
"Everyone this is ___________"
You looked up and all eyes were on you.
"Everyone be nice to her she's a little shy, now ______________ you can sit down over there. You will talk about yourself after the meeting, BUT we need to talk about on how I'm the HERO"
He pointed you to two empty seats, you walked up and sat in one of them. Then you heard weird noises behind you, you turn to see you were sitting on a person. You jumped up and sat the chair next to him.
"Oh my I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to" you whispered to him, he looked at y
Vampires at the Mall*Larten, Arra, Kurda, Gavner and Mika are at the mall*Vampires at the Mall4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
(Larten and Arra are like the parents)
Kurda: I WANT ICE CREAMS!!!!!!
Larten: We will get to you, Kurda.
Gavner: I wanted those sick gloves at Claires!!!
Larten: Calm your tits, Gavner
Mika: I wanted that red headband!! I need a new one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arra: Now remember, Mika and Gavner, we are only here because Kurda got a A+ on his test at school. We can leave if you three are not behaving!
Mika/Gavner: Sorry. *Sighs* Thank-you, Kurda.
Kurda: >:3 You're welcome!!!
Larten: Who wants to go to Kernles??
Arra: Ok!!! Let's go!!!
*At the Kernels stand*
Gavner: I want the rainbow kind!!!!
Kurda: I want the Dora the Explorer popcorn bucket!!! IT HAS THE MAP ON IT!!!! HE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arra: *Wispers to Larten* He really is. Kurda has about three days worth of recordings of the map asking "Where do we go next?". And when ever the map shows up, he squ
Settle Down with Me: Chapter 5EMILY'S POVSettle Down with Me: Chapter 53 years ago in Romance More Like This
I followed Harry, Louis and Niall into the room and tried to hide my surprised face as I walked in the door. It looked like it had been raided by a robber. I looked to Niall to see if he was shocked too but he looked perfectly at ease. I realized their rooms must always be this messy.
"Excuse the mess" Harry's deep voice said nicely as he stepped over a pile of clothes. Niall lay down on the couch, patting the spot beside him. I went to sit down, drawing my knees into my chest so I was comfortable. Niall slung his arm along the couch above my head and asked Louis about dinner. We flipped through the menus and decided on Chinese food. I made the orders over the phone because the boy's couldn't agree long enough to speak.
"Two orders of lemon chicken" I said into the receiver as Niall and Harry fought over rice.
"Vegetable!" Harry whispered to me. I looked at him nervously as I covered the phone with my hand.
"No! White with soy sauce!" Niall said louder.
"Just get noodles!"
Super 8 ReviewSuper 8 Review4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
After witnessing a mysterious train crash, a group of friends in the summer of 1979 begin
noticing strange happenings going around in their small town, and begin to investigate
into the creepy phenomenon. Hi this is KingJames92 your guide to movies. I apologize for
what is going on in the past few weeks. I had a review for what I am going to be reviewing
today, but there was an error going on with the system. So I hope now that it is back to
normal. So anyway today I am going to be talking about a movie that I have been excitied
about for a year now. From director J.J. Abrams (Cloverfield, Star Trek) and Producer
Steven Spielberg (E.T., Jurassic Park) comes Super 8. Now when I first saw a trailer of
it last year. It left me alot of questions. What will the monster look like? Will we see
the monster? What kind of movie will it be? When I saw this movie a few weeks ago. All of
my questions that I had in the trailer were answered. But the movie left me with alot of
new questions instead.
Finding Yourself (Chapter 3)Michelangelo had spent the good part of ten years trying to convince his brothers he was mature. And after all those years of hard work and dedication, he thought he had them convinced. They finally respected him. The following weeks brought many successful missions with them and Mikey had not screwed anything up. Mikey seemed to pay attention more. Leonardo was practically singing his praises for that he didn’t have to the same plan four hundred times over. With this increased attention span, Mikey had also no time for brothering anyone. It had been days since Mikey had received any type of physical abuse from Raphael (Raph was thinking about hitting him just for old times’ sake). Donnie had been able to work in his lab alone without ever worrying if Mikey would run in and make him drop everything. Everyone seemed to be doing better. Even Master Splinter had done less disciplining than he had ever done before. Everyone was happy. Everyone, except for Michelangelo.Finding Yourself (Chapter 3)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Snapped CanadaA pile of perfect pancakesSnapped Canada4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Stacked with care
Red rivers flow down in waterfalls
"Cherry Syrup? Why not Maple?"
His shoulders shrug as he smile meekly in reply
"Just something different..."
The voice carried so lightly
A finger glides along the red river
With a single taste followed disgusted gags
"Th-This isn't Cherry Syrup!"
The American whaled
His brother sat there in silence
Slowly a smirk glides across his beautifully tinted red lips
Cold metal pressed against the temples of the American
"Please eat up all my hard work, brother."
The once timid voice was now twisted and distorted
Canada had finally snapped
British Seduction PrologueBritish Seduction Prologue4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Airplane food sucks.
Alfred squirmed in the seat, his blue eyes fixed upward at the fasten seatbelt sign, managing a polite smile to the flight attendant as she took away the tray of food, tossing it into a trash bag. Okay, it had been a nasty in-flight meal, but at least he'd gotten something.
Besides, he grinned to himself, he'd be able to pick up some Mickey D's or something when the plane finally stopped taxi-ing.
They had McDonald's in England, right?
Oh god, what if they DIDN'T?
His smile faltered, eyes widening behind his glasses as he considered this possibility, before he breathed out.
Of course they'd have McDonald's.
Who didn't have McDonald's?
That would just be be un-American. Yeah!
Though, really, he wasn't in America, was he? And he wouldn't be for um the whole summer, actually.
A whole summe