Mommy doesn't knowMommy doesn't know.Mommy doesn't know2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Mommy doesn't know this
Mommy doesn't know that
Mommy doesn't know that she makes me feel like a monster
Mommy doesn't know how mad I am at her
Mommy doesn't know that I can snap too
Mommy doesn't know that makes me feel ugly
Mommy doesn't know it but she makes me feel fat
She says "I'm putting you on a diet"
She says "We need to go buy you bigger pants"
She says " you have enormous hands"
Mommy is thin
looks 19 but is 35
People think at first
Some way wonder about me
"What happened to her"
They might think
"Her older sister?"
Mommy makes me feel like a mindless slave
Mommy is somewhat carefree
I got a C on a history quiz
Mommy said "it's better than an F"
That made me upset
Does mommy even care?
She says "maybe you didn't study hard enough"
Sorry I'm not thinner
Sorry I don't hate chocolates like you
Sorry I watch cartoons instead Teen Mom
Sorry I do
Chapter2: Confines of a Forest*pitter patter* *pitter patter* *pitter patter* *pitter patter* *pitter patter*Chapter2: Confines of a Forest7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The sound of rain pouring down in the forest was everywhere. Everything was still almost as if the explosion that had just occurred overhead never happened at all. There was complete silence until something began to stir
*rustle* *rustle**rustle* *rumble*
As the rain pours, Bowser comes to. He finds himself on the floor of the forest; the rain pitter pattering against him he feels pain everywhere .but he manages to find the strength to sit up.
(B)*groan*...How did I get here?....
Bowser begins to think, when a few moments later, it struck him. He remembered the explosion that had been caught in.
(B)*ugh* Oh yeah .I remember now .the stupid lightning caused my T-Bo-omb to blow and it destroyed the ship damn .all I remember
The Black Hearted Python chp1It was a very sad day for koopa kind, for the reason was that their king, Bowser Koopa, was killed by the koopa's worst enemy. Mario, he killed him in a revolt led by the Toads. The koopas were in complete shock by this. The ones that were really shaken up by this horrid outcome were Bowser's kids, the koopalings . Bowser passed his kingdom onto his oldest son, Ludwig Von Koopa, before he died. Tears were all over the ground at Bowser's funeral. As they dropped Bowser's casket into the grave, his children were sobbing and murmuring on about what will become of them. "Dad don't go yet dad . don't go .." Larry said. "We'll miss you dad ." Morton said. All the koopalings said their final farewell as they dropped flowers in their dad's grave. But one thing was missing, everyone wondered why their brother Iggy Koopa. Ludwig's wife, Amanda comforted him while a thought ran through his head. Where's Iggy? All the koopalings were thinking the same thiThe Black Hearted Python chp15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter3: A King's Confession*grumble* *grumble**grumble*Chapter3: A King's Confession7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bowser awoke with a very big yawn. As he did, he recalled all that happened the previous day it sort of kept replaying in his mind. He looked down and the sleeping Peach; it looked like she still hadnt moved yet. Bowser stroked Peachs hair with his claw as he stared outside of the cave. It was still very cloudy and rainy outside, except that it wasnt raining as hard as yesterday, but still hard. Bowser knew that he had to go back out and try to find some more useful items since by the looks of it, they could be here for a while After a bit of food, Bowser was ready to go, but first he couldnt help but stare down at Peach. He then began to stroke her long golden hair
Unknown to Bowser, Peach was actually coming to but she only slightly opened her eyes
As she did, she caught sight of the fact that someone was curled around her
Black Hearted Python chp2" Awesome work your majesty! What's next!?" Koolkoopa asked. Atop of Peach's Castle, there burns a fire of black from Ignatius's flames. In the flames lies the caucuses of Mario and Peach. Ignatius killed those two and is now so excited, he's speechless. "Uhhh Are you okay Ignatius?" Spencer asked. Ignatius snaps out of his trance and says "Huh!? Oh I'm sorry, I zoned out for a second. Anyways, what's next is we pay a little visit back to my home town of Dark Land! Get a few troops and about 6 commanders on my army." "Are you talking about your siblings at Castle Koopa?" asked Scott. "Precisely Scott, now then let's get going." Ignatius says calmly. He walks to the edge of the roof and jumps off, landing on his flag ship. The three other koopas run off the roof and land on their air ships. The air ships then turn and head due east to Dark Land.Black Hearted Python chp25 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
On the ground in a nearby forest, Mario's younger brother, Luigi, is running through the thick brush to get back to Toad Town.
Black Hearted Python chap.3All was peaceful in a strange yet exotic land only imaginable in dreams. Two koopas, close friends, sit in chairs as they view a beautiful meadow and a small town off to the side. "Whoa, this is so relaxing man!" said the koopa that had a mohawk/mullet. "Yeah, I couldn't have pictured anything better than this." said the koopa that had long messy hair. All was quite when suddenly a cannon ball landed right next to them and exploded. It sent the two koopas flying high in the air, and they both landed flat on the ground. "OW! What the hell was that Max!?" the Mohawk/mullet koopa asked. "I don't Spencer, but whatever it was we'd better-WHOA!!!" Max shouted. Another cannon ball flew towards them, but it landed in the town and many buildings were blown to pieces! It began to rain cannon balls and the sky turned blood red. Air Ships descended from the clouds and let all hell loose. An extremely large Air Ship landed next to Max and Spencer. Black mist crawled out as the side was opening up,Black Hearted Python chap.35 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Koolkoopa infoBowser Minnion #864Koolkoopa info5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Weight: 110 lb.
Hair Color: Dark Red
Skin/scale color: yellow
Eye color: Dark green
Date of birth: September 19
Weapons: Cutlass and wand
Magic class: 8th class
Info: Koolkoopa's past is shrouded in mystery. None know of his home town or relatives. All that is known is that he was found in basket, floating in a river. All that was in the basket was the baby and a pair of shades. He was found by an elderly Hammer Bro and raised him. At the time Bowser was about 16, and the Hammer Bro worked for the young prince, he kept the baby a secret for Bowser had a strict rule, 'No infants in the castle permimter!'. The reason everyone thought he hated little kids, but t was not that at all! Prince Bowser only cared about the safty of the young ones. When little Koolkoopa turned 5, he was discovered by Bowser and punished the elderly Hammer Bro, torture was his punishment. Bowser saw into
How To Annoy Golden FreddyTell Him That He's A Freddy Recolor.Call Him Butter Freddy.Tell Him That His Initials "GF" Also Stand For "Girl Friend"Whenever He Says "It's Me." Reply Back "Yeah, I Know It's You. No Need To Tell Me Captain Obvious!"Tell Him That Even Though His Head Is Big In The Second Game, Doesn't Mean His Brain Is Just As Big.Tell Him That Since He's Just An Empty Suit, He's Worthless As F*ck.Point Out That Just Because He's In A Poster, Doesn't Mean He's Famous.Show Him A Picture Of Freddy And Say "See, You're Not The Only F*cking, Scary A** Bear Here!"Keep Pointing Out That He Has No Purpose In Freddy Fazbear's.Tell Him That No One Loves Him, Even His Own MOTHER Ignored Him. (I Do NOT Mean To Offend ANYONE.)Whenever He Appears In The Poster, Tear The Poster Down And Burn It.Show Him This List.Don't Look At Any Posters.How To Annoy Golden Freddy5 months ago in Horror More Like This
Ambassador SalspaldaPenny twirled 'round the corner, smacking face-first into a man's chest.Ambassador Salspalda5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Omigosh! Sorry, sir!" she said, yanking back. She looked up into the man's face, and froze.
There was no face. There was no head. There was a half-neck protruding from a collar, ruddy and swollen, terminating in a livid cross-section of tubes, muscle, and bone. Penny took three quick stumbles backward, mouth agape, where her brother Cornelius collided with her from behind.
"Penny, what..." he began, before catching sight of the headless body and joining her in a moment of shocked silence. "The devil...?"
Then a man's head came around the corner, in the most literal sense. Dark eyes stared down from a bronzed (and scowling) Arroyan face with handsome features, his black hair swept back in a long tail. Startlingly, the man ended halfway down his neck in the jagged mate to the headless, severed throat. The living head was joined to a ghostly body and a long cloak cinched at his throat hung aro
Super Mario TCG Gameplay RulesSuper Mario Trading Card Game Gameplay Rules (Ver. Beta 1.0)Super Mario TCG Gameplay Rules6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
My personal challenge with this project of mine is to create an original and fully playable tabletop game using collectible cards with characters, items and elements of the Mario universe. This Mario universe covers everything seen in every Mario, Yoshi and Wario game in existence.
The initial idea and inspiration of this was to create a gameplay mechanic similar to a Paper Mario game's battle system. Characters of team A attack the characters of team B a turn, then viceversa the next turn, and so on, with low numbered and easy to count stats which are HP, Attack and Defense. Also, add the option of multiplayer matches, which lets more than two players play at the same time in a single game. Just as Paper Mario, all teams have the option to use items and character abilities by the use of Players' FP.
Introduction and Basics
So you're a hero! Or perha
all you need"Straight?all you need4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
What does it matter?
Don't they all mean the same thing?
That all you need
Poem for Bowser King Of Koopa'sPoem for Bowser5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
King of Koopa's, that I believe,
how strong he is, he is the,
I see more then just a King,
my eyes to his tell me so,
he's a beast that all desire,
love is what he wants,
and I who can provide,
We are the same Bowser and I,
We are the same, no rain, sleet or
snow shale tare us apart,
I'll protect as he the same,
he is King, he is Koopa, he is both
as one and at the same time apart,
I don't care if he is or isn't Royalty,
I care for Bowser more then just as King,
but as a Koopa, being, friend and spirit,
he is the night in my sleep, hes the shadow
that follows my every step, just gassing
into his fiery eye's, I know he's the one for me,
King of Koopa's, that I believe,
The King of Koopa's I'm meant for the.
How To Annoy Balloon BoyWhile He's Laughing, Slap Him And Yell "Shut! The! F*ck! Up! You Balloon B*tch!"Take His Hat Off And Grab His Balloon And Act Like A Four Year Old.Tell Him That He Looks Like Pinocchio.Imitate Him By Doing His Laugh Non-Stop.Pop His Balloon.Spin The Propeller On His Hat Non-Stop.Tell Him That He Has No Purpose In Life Besides Holding A Balloon And Laughing.Since Balloon Boy Is A Kid And Has No Parents, Yell Out "BB! I. AM YOUR FATHER!"Tell Him To Take Off His Hat, If He Refuses, Take It Off For Him, Give It Back To Him, Then Repeat.Tell Him To Lay Off The Pizza And Lose Weight.Sneak Up On Him And Yell "YOU'LL NEVER BE LOVED!!!"Show Him This List.Run And Never Look Back.How To Annoy Balloon Boy7 months ago in Horror More Like This
Tick Tick - by Lourwind.Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.Tick Tick - by Lourwind.3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Time's tickin', you cast your hand.
Here's thinkin', you won this hand.
You said, you're the man with a plan.
Well shit, you are just kinda bland.
Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.
Well here's the thing, I like to sting.
My raps are real, how about yours?
Hard to say, they're kind of a bore.
But hey, yours are stolen, and mine are real.
Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.
Again, we're at a stalemate.
Your mind is just full of hate.
But no, I'll seal your fate.
Gonna push you in the end, through this final gate.
Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.
This is it, we're over.
Hope you have a four leaf clover.
Soon they're gonna know.
Your mind I'm gonna blow.
Your move, time is ticking.
War Over Soul Part 2SE: War Over SoulWar Over Soul Part 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It feels like hours have passed by, but it's only been 15 minutes. And here I am on the floor crying my eyes out. Maybe she's right I'm not good enough to be Soul's partner. Either way how can I compete with her she's like a teenage boy's dream girl. Alex has a big boobs and a big ass what else would a guy want. Why do I have to have a flat chest and no ass.
"Hey guys let's check the bathroom I think she might be there." I heard Liz shout from outside the door. The door was pushed open and one by one they entered. Once they spotted me crying the floor.
"Maka what happened to you?" Tsubaki asked. I looked up at her as she knelt down so she could see my face. She looked so worried I wasn't even sure if I wanted to tell her or anyone about what happened. But they are my friends they deserve to know what happened, right. I took a deep breath and looked at all of them. It wasn't only Tsub
Who Are You?If I ever find myselfWho Are You?3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
and the caterpillar
asks me who I am
I will not dither.
"I am a writer."
I will say,
I am not a little girl
I am not a hipster
I am not even human.
My life is just me,
plopped in front of a television screen
console controller in one hand
and a bag of potato chips in the other
until a poem scrapes its claws
up my back,
finally digging its nails into my eyes
forcing me to stop what I'm doing
with a scream
of my throat
to turn it into words.
I tried to force it
to come at more convenient times,
I dressed the part
and walked the streets
in pretentious hip turtlenecks
with dark sunglasses
because that's what poets do, right?
I brooded and smoked with friends,
I even let my ex girlfriend
spoon feed me absinthe
and felt my brain get fuzzy.
I pretended I saw the green fairy
and pretended to feel connected
to the writers who chose this drink
and came before me.
But the poems just laughed
and crawled further away
waiting to sink their teeth
Finding Two Souls: Part 4"Hmph", snorted Soul as he grimaced, "fine."Finding Two Souls: Part 44 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Maka giggled, "You have my forgiveness." She turned to give Soul hurried hand gestures. "Come on, Soul, let's go, we have kept them waiting long enough."
Soul scowled, "I'm comin, I'm comin! Ugh, I can't believe that she is so excited just to go out to breakfast." He mumbled as he followed Maka as she sprinted excitedly and enterprisingly out of the office door.
On the outside, the tenements streached around as a square, the balconies on both sides could be seen from the opposite sides. There were long, rectangular windows in the front, which had long, beige curtains that hang from the inside sill of the window. The doors had white frames whose paint was chipping, leaving behind speckled spots of the many variations of browns. And that was what Maka and Soul could see, just on the outside of the apartments.
Just then, a small child came running around the corner towards the very spot Maka and Soul were standing. This said child crashed into
SE: Repairing a Broken Soul 7Repairing a Broken SoulSE: Repairing a Broken Soul 75 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 7: Reports and Bruised Knees
...This here says "Wes and Soul Evans" ...
...Didn't Soul tell me he used to rely on a man named Wes?
"Alright everyone!" Marie-Sensei said, getting everyone's attention. "Like i said about a month ago, we will be starting our yearly famous people report in just a few days" She smiled and shut her only visible eye. "I hope you all have decided on who you'll be studying on by the time we start." She looked at me since she knew i wouldn't understand the assignment. "Maka-Chan, this school has an odd schedule if you haven't noticed. There are four periods, and your first is your homeroom. Later on in the year, we will change all the classes around accept homeroom so i can give you half the year to relax and do normal work in here and then half a year to work on the report. Its a very important piece of your grade and should be done nea
SE: Repairing a Broken Soul 11Repairing a Broken SoulSE: Repairing a Broken Soul 115 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 11: Discussion over Spilt Tea
...This here says "Wes and Soul Evans" ...
...Didn't Soul tell me he used to rely on a man named Wes?...
The next day was a little weird and bizarre for me. Soul went to school with me - we took his bike - but he immediately went off on his own when we arrived and wasn't seen again until three minutes after class began. I knew where he had gone, but I never told Marie-Sensei. Mostly because, as soon as I stepped into the classroom, all eyes were on me. My own eyes then immediately snapped onto Liz and Patty, who were at the moment trying very hard not to laugh. I could feel myself glare at the sisters. I probably shouldn't have even told them...
And if you thought 'that' was bad...When Soul came in, it was even worse! He wasn't even able to shut the classroom door before being consumed by a mob of 'Soul Fan girls' dem
Body Switching Chapter 9As soon as Maka was outside, a loud sigh escaped her mouth. "Why did Liz tell Soul about Soul-kun? To her, that was me so she must have thought that I already knew about Soul-kun," she mumbled to herself.Body Switching Chapter 94 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She began to walk to Kid's house with her hands on her pockets just like how Soul would ever time. Maka wasn't as forgetful and immature as Soul so she knew Soul had a motorcycle but the problem is, she has no clue how to drive it! But now that she thinks about it, she's been wondering how it felt to be a weapon and now that she's in Soul's body. . .
No! Don't do anymore stupid things Maka! You almost chocked on a stinkin' chip last time! She thought and shook her head. But then again, Soul didn't have much of a problem with being a weapon. . . So what could happen? she smiled.
"Okay here goes," she said to herself. She closed her eyes and tried to feel the power. She opened her eyes and saw nothing. She looked at her hands but they were still flesh, no blade. From that, she decided t