Mommy doesn't knowMommy doesn't know.Mommy doesn't know2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Mommy doesn't know this
Mommy doesn't know that
Mommy doesn't know that she makes me feel like a monster
Mommy doesn't know how mad I am at her
Mommy doesn't know that I can snap too
Mommy doesn't know that makes me feel ugly
Mommy doesn't know it but she makes me feel fat
She says "I'm putting you on a diet"
She says "We need to go buy you bigger pants"
She says " you have enormous hands"
Mommy is thin
looks 19 but is 35
People think at first
Some way wonder about me
"What happened to her"
They might think
"Her older sister?"
Mommy makes me feel like a mindless slave
Mommy is somewhat carefree
I got a C on a history quiz
Mommy said "it's better than an F"
That made me upset
Does mommy even care?
She says "maybe you didn't study hard enough"
Sorry I'm not thinner
Sorry I don't hate chocolates like you
Sorry I watch cartoons instead Teen Mom
Sorry I do
Black Hearted Python chp2" Awesome work your majesty! What's next!?" Koolkoopa asked. Atop of Peach's Castle, there burns a fire of black from Ignatius's flames. In the flames lies the caucuses of Mario and Peach. Ignatius killed those two and is now so excited, he's speechless. "Uhhh Are you okay Ignatius?" Spencer asked. Ignatius snaps out of his trance and says "Huh!? Oh I'm sorry, I zoned out for a second. Anyways, what's next is we pay a little visit back to my home town of Dark Land! Get a few troops and about 6 commanders on my army." "Are you talking about your siblings at Castle Koopa?" asked Scott. "Precisely Scott, now then let's get going." Ignatius says calmly. He walks to the edge of the roof and jumps off, landing on his flag ship. The three other koopas run off the roof and land on their air ships. The air ships then turn and head due east to Dark Land.Black Hearted Python chp25 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
On the ground in a nearby forest, Mario's younger brother, Luigi, is running through the thick brush to get back to Toad Town.
Chapter 1: How it all began...Characters:Chapter 1: How it all began...7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
(TB)Toad Bo-omb (T-Bo-omb)
*stomp* *stomp* *stomp*
It was another day at Bowser's keep, and Bowser was pacing back and forth.
*stomp* stomp* *stomp*
He was in the midst of concocting another plan to kidnap Princess Peach and defeating the Mario Brothers.
(B)Hmmmmmmmm let me think what can I do Hey! How about no, thatll never do
This is pretty much what has happened all day: Bowser has kept running plots through his head only to reject them because they didnt sound right, or were one that he has already attempted. At this rate, Bowser would have been here for a LONG time but then, in came Bowser Jr, one of Bowsers 8 kids.
(B)Hmm? Oh, its you Junior what do you want? Im in the middle of something!
(Jr)I came to tell ya that the ship is all fixed!
Black Hearted Python chap.3All was peaceful in a strange yet exotic land only imaginable in dreams. Two koopas, close friends, sit in chairs as they view a beautiful meadow and a small town off to the side. "Whoa, this is so relaxing man!" said the koopa that had a mohawk/mullet. "Yeah, I couldn't have pictured anything better than this." said the koopa that had long messy hair. All was quite when suddenly a cannon ball landed right next to them and exploded. It sent the two koopas flying high in the air, and they both landed flat on the ground. "OW! What the hell was that Max!?" the Mohawk/mullet koopa asked. "I don't Spencer, but whatever it was we'd better-WHOA!!!" Max shouted. Another cannon ball flew towards them, but it landed in the town and many buildings were blown to pieces! It began to rain cannon balls and the sky turned blood red. Air Ships descended from the clouds and let all hell loose. An extremely large Air Ship landed next to Max and Spencer. Black mist crawled out as the side was opening up,Black Hearted Python chap.35 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Super Mario TCG Gameplay RulesSuper Mario Trading Card Game Gameplay Rules (Ver. Beta 1.0)Super Mario TCG Gameplay Rules6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
My personal challenge with this project of mine is to create an original and fully playable tabletop game using collectible cards with characters, items and elements of the Mario universe. This Mario universe covers everything seen in every Mario, Yoshi and Wario game in existence.
The initial idea and inspiration of this was to create a gameplay mechanic similar to a Paper Mario game's battle system. Characters of team A attack the characters of team B a turn, then viceversa the next turn, and so on, with low numbered and easy to count stats which are HP, Attack and Defense. Also, add the option of multiplayer matches, which lets more than two players play at the same time in a single game. Just as Paper Mario, all teams have the option to use items and character abilities by the use of Players' FP.
Introduction and Basics
So you're a hero! Or perha
Chapter3: A King's Confession*grumble* *grumble**grumble*Chapter3: A King's Confession7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bowser awoke with a very big yawn. As he did, he recalled all that happened the previous day it sort of kept replaying in his mind. He looked down and the sleeping Peach; it looked like she still hadnt moved yet. Bowser stroked Peachs hair with his claw as he stared outside of the cave. It was still very cloudy and rainy outside, except that it wasnt raining as hard as yesterday, but still hard. Bowser knew that he had to go back out and try to find some more useful items since by the looks of it, they could be here for a while After a bit of food, Bowser was ready to go, but first he couldnt help but stare down at Peach. He then began to stroke her long golden hair
Unknown to Bowser, Peach was actually coming to but she only slightly opened her eyes
As she did, she caught sight of the fact that someone was curled around her
The Black Hearted Python chp1It was a very sad day for koopa kind, for the reason was that their king, Bowser Koopa, was killed by the koopa's worst enemy. Mario, he killed him in a revolt led by the Toads. The koopas were in complete shock by this. The ones that were really shaken up by this horrid outcome were Bowser's kids, the koopalings . Bowser passed his kingdom onto his oldest son, Ludwig Von Koopa, before he died. Tears were all over the ground at Bowser's funeral. As they dropped Bowser's casket into the grave, his children were sobbing and murmuring on about what will become of them. "Dad don't go yet dad . don't go .." Larry said. "We'll miss you dad ." Morton said. All the koopalings said their final farewell as they dropped flowers in their dad's grave. But one thing was missing, everyone wondered why their brother Iggy Koopa. Ludwig's wife, Amanda comforted him while a thought ran through his head. Where's Iggy? All the koopalings were thinking the same thiThe Black Hearted Python chp15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Koolkoopa infoBowser Minnion #864Koolkoopa info5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Weight: 110 lb.
Hair Color: Dark Red
Skin/scale color: yellow
Eye color: Dark green
Date of birth: September 19
Weapons: Cutlass and wand
Magic class: 8th class
Info: Koolkoopa's past is shrouded in mystery. None know of his home town or relatives. All that is known is that he was found in basket, floating in a river. All that was in the basket was the baby and a pair of shades. He was found by an elderly Hammer Bro and raised him. At the time Bowser was about 16, and the Hammer Bro worked for the young prince, he kept the baby a secret for Bowser had a strict rule, 'No infants in the castle permimter!'. The reason everyone thought he hated little kids, but t was not that at all! Prince Bowser only cared about the safty of the young ones. When little Koolkoopa turned 5, he was discovered by Bowser and punished the elderly Hammer Bro, torture was his punishment. Bowser saw into
Big Bang Theory LyricsOur whole universe was in a hot dense state,Big Bang Theory Lyrics6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mystery,
That all started with the big bang! BANG!
Since the dawn of man is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time
than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangaea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with a big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause, then start to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward,
we won't be here, it wont be heard
Our best and brightest figure that
it'll make an even bigger bang!
Koopalings In Mario Kart 8The Koopa Castle was a bundle of activity today; the minions were preparing for Bowser and Junior’s departure for the latest Mario Kart tournament, set to occur in a few months. Bowser had gotten his invite weeks ago, and, despite his procrastinate nature, was already hard at work making sure that the kingdom wouldn’t fall apart while he was gone. Even though Junior had not yet gotten his invitation, it seemed fairly reasonable that he, like his father, would be included in the roster, and he too was getting ready to leave. They were first going to do a tour of the tracks around the world, bringing their karts and bikes along to test out the anti-gravity and get a feel for the roads, which was why everyone working overtime to finish the vehicles, per King Bowser’s orders.Koopalings In Mario Kart 81 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
The race tracks would take them all over the Mushroom World, as always, from their own abode to Peach’s castle to Donkey Kong’s Jungle and everywhere in between, so it was important to be
Poem for Bowser King Of Koopa'sPoem for Bowser5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
King of Koopa's, that I believe,
how strong he is, he is the,
I see more then just a King,
my eyes to his tell me so,
he's a beast that all desire,
love is what he wants,
and I who can provide,
We are the same Bowser and I,
We are the same, no rain, sleet or
snow shale tare us apart,
I'll protect as he the same,
he is King, he is Koopa, he is both
as one and at the same time apart,
I don't care if he is or isn't Royalty,
I care for Bowser more then just as King,
but as a Koopa, being, friend and spirit,
he is the night in my sleep, hes the shadow
that follows my every step, just gassing
into his fiery eye's, I know he's the one for me,
King of Koopa's, that I believe,
The King of Koopa's I'm meant for the.
Fight For This Love Fight For This LoveFight For This Love5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Deep within the filthy fortress of Bowser, the vile Koopa King opened a dungeon door using his right claw and threw his captive into the almost pitch-black, dank cell. Princess Peach crashed to the ground with a loud thump and turned around, glaring at her captor. Her arms and hands were stretched out on the stiff yet damp floor, her legs were sprawling and her royal dress became wrinkled and ruined from being tossed to the floor.
The dungeon door was big, tall and made out of steel and a small, rectangular window with three bars was above the keyhole. Inside, most of the room was shrouded in darkness and the only light sources came from outside the small room, a ray of radianc
An Oldest's Brother's ComfortThe land of Darkland very rarely saw rain, but when it did, it poured hard and for a very long time. This was no exception. The rain had begun around eleven o’clock pm, and, about an hour later, had escalated into a full-fledged storm, with lighting and thunder every five minutes, at least. In Koopa Kastle, the wind howled through the corridors, extinguishing the few lights that had been illuminating the stone walls and Bowser statues, forcing the castle into ever increasing darkness. Despite the cold, the dampness, and the noise, most of the servants were fast asleep, comfortable in their beds after an exhausting day of serving the royal family.An Oldest's Brother's Comfort2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The owner of this extravagant abode, King Bowser Koopa, was snoring away himself in his room, his rumbling almost as loud as the thunder outside. In fact, if you weren’t listening closely, it would be nearly impossible to tell the two apart.
Elsewhere in the castle, Bowser’s oldest son, Ludwig von Koopa, lay in his royal blue
Ambassador SalspaldaPenny twirled 'round the corner, smacking face-first into a man's chest.Ambassador Salspalda5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Omigosh! Sorry, sir!" she said, yanking back. She looked up into the man's face, and froze.
There was no face. There was no head. There was a half-neck protruding from a collar, ruddy and swollen, terminating in a livid cross-section of tubes, muscle, and bone. Penny took three quick stumbles backward, mouth agape, where her brother Cornelius collided with her from behind.
"Penny, what..." he began, before catching sight of the headless body and joining her in a moment of shocked silence. "The devil...?"
Then a man's head came around the corner, in the most literal sense. Dark eyes stared down from a bronzed (and scowling) Arroyan face with handsome features, his black hair swept back in a long tail. Startlingly, the man ended halfway down his neck in the jagged mate to the headless, severed throat. The living head was joined to a ghostly body and a long cloak cinched at his throat hung aro
Accidents - IggyI had an accident when I was an egg.Accidents - Iggy10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Obviously, not being entirely conscious during this period of my life, I was unable to give a viewpoint analysis of my incident. But I shall recount it according to details generously provided for me by my family members.
…Most of them anyway.
My older brother Lemmy explained that the incident happened about a few months after my egg-laying had occurred.
At the time, Lemmy was very protective of my egg. He somehow knew that he wouldn’t be the smallest anymore, at least for a while, anyway. Plus, with Roy’s attitude and Ludwig’s greater intelligence and desire for solitude all beginning to develop, Lemmy was excited for someone who would be willing to play with him and who wouldn’t tease him. So he guarded me like a mother would. He was with the egg more that mother, in all honesty. He would get a servant to put me in a wagon filled with blankets, and then he would order the servant, as well as he could, to tote us arou
all you need"Straight?all you need4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
What does it matter?
Don't they all mean the same thing?
That all you need
Accidents - MortonI had an accident when I was three.Accidents - Morton7 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
I’ll try not to ramble too much… This tale is probably going to be pretty short since Ludwig’s reading over my shoulder right now and making sure that I don’t go on a tangent. Which is utterly ridiculous I mean when do I ever go on tangents like never that’s when I don’t do that I just try to make conversation I mean sure it can get a little lengthy but I’m a people person and I like to talk I don’t see what’s wrong with that and plus my story is way shorter than the rest of my siblings because it was just a really quick event so I don’t see why I have to be penalized and have someone look over my shoulder like I’m a four-year-old and not to mention that I– OW!
Anyway, I should probably start, shouldn’t I? Well let’s see now… where to start... might as well begin at the beginning, right? Makes sense to me!
So the day sta
The Barrel Reviews - Metroid: Zero MissionThe Barrel Reviews - Metroid: Zero Mission3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Metroid: Zero Mission is a Gameboy advance title that is a remake of the original 1986 "Metroid" game for the NES, though with a few esthetic changes.
As far as story goes, you play as a character named Samus Aran, an independent bounty hunter contracted by galactic federation to go to planet Zebes to destroy the mechanical life-form Mother Brain. In terms of game play, it's a 16-bit shooter, you traverse different terrains in different areas; find upgrades to your weapons and to your suit, killing enemies and bosses in order to make your way to said Mother Brain. Really for the most part this to me seems like a shooter at it's most primitive. No first person perspective, no gimmicks constantly shoved down your throat, and very little story mostly attributed to the fact that this is a remake of a NES game, but all in all I'm not sure that's really such a bad thing.
After killing Mother Brain and escaping to your ship after a timed self destruct sequence, you're attacked by Space Pirate
Godot UMVC3 MovesetGodot UMVC3 Moveset3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Moveset:
Game Series: Ace Attorney
First Appearance: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations (2006)
Health: 950,000 HP Points
Energy Projection: 1
Fighting Ability: 2
Assist Alpha: Coffee Cup Throw (Shot, Front)
Assist HC: Laser Beam
Assist Beta: Coffee Pot Throw (Shot, Tilt up)
Assist HC: Laser Beam
Assist Gamma: Coffee Drink (Extra, Instant) (Boosts Hyper Bar)
Assist HC: Laser Beam
Godot will stand in place, sipping a cup of coffee before he throws it away, standing in his fighting stance.
#1: The Prosecution is ready your honor
#2: I hope this case goes as smooth and easy like that of good coffee
#3: Blacker than the darkest night and more bitter than the pits of hell, that is the wonder of coffee.
#4: I've looked over the evidence personally this case will definitely go my way
Accidents - WendyI had an accident when I was one.Accidents - Wendy9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
There’s not really much to tell… it’s a pretty short story, despite how long it has affected me.
I wanted everything and anything that was shiny. Actually, I wanted everything and anything, period. And if I didn’t get it, I’d throw a huge tantrum until I did.
But I think everyone was just exaggerating, just because I was the first girl. They always whine about my tantrums. If anything, I just complain a little bit.
Anyway, it happened on a day when we got a lot of new servants, since Morton’s egg was going to hatch any day now, and Larry’s was close to being laid.
I was sitting in the bathroom, waiting for the Wash Boos to cater to my daily bath needs. There was a Paratroopa there, a newbie… I think his name was Blurr or something. He’s in the Troops now, and he’s a fairly high ranked solider. But when he first came to the castle, he was pretty young, around fifteen. He was told to keep an e
Peach Perception Chapter 2.1Peach Perception Chapter 2.13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Chapter 2 Part 1 Hard Summer's Day
Breakfast was pretty good it would've been perfect if it had not been for the intense heat plaguing the day. Peach dabbed her forehead with her napkin as she watched the eight Koopa kids in front of her slump in their chairs and fiddle with whatever was left on their plates. The hot weather sucked all the seemingly endless amounts of energy away from them, making them all look like lifeless rag dolls sitting in their chairs. It saddened her, that they all looked so miserable. Living in Dark Land, they had to deal with constant heat already, but the summer weather just made it worse. It was a bit disheartening to see them all like this, and she wished she could do something about it. And it didn't help that there was no real cooling system in the castle... or at least from what she knew.
Peach's attention turned to Bowser's head Magikoopa, Kamek, flying up to the king and informing him of something, something she couldn't hear from all th
Accidents - LudwigI had an accident when I was four.Accidents - Ludwig11 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was when I had begun to discover my love of creating music. I had always loved performing, but creating had a certain flair to it that left me entranced by allowing the notes to flow onto pages in whatever form I saw fit. I didn’t need to be restricted by the minds of others or permit them to tell me what to do. I could make my own music, and design it the way I wanted to. It wasn’t easy, but I greatly enjoyed it, and my enhanced intelligence allowed me to create things that sounded beautiful.
Or at least, they would have sounded beautiful, if I could actually hear them.
You see, at that point in my life, I despised personal hygiene. I would hide out in the filthiest places possible, avoid every attempt to give me a bath, in order to continue my musical compositions. Of course, I realize now how completely idiotic this was, but I was only four at the time, and my intelligence had not developed to comprehending the importance of c
Accidents - LemmyI had an accident when I was one month.Accidents - Lemmy11 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
I don’t remember what happened; King Dad told me though.
I was a very tiny hatchling. I could fit in the palm of my mom’s hand. They said that I was born prematurely, but I was still healthy. And everything was fine until a month later.
Ludwig was carrying me. I think we were heading to the toy room… I’m not sure, I don’t remember much…
I think when we got there I squirmed out of his arms and he let me crawl around. He wasn’t paying much attention to me. Mom was there, keeping an eye on us. She was sitting on a chair, smiling at me. That I do remember.
I was looking at a wall, then I looked back at Ludwig. I wanted to walk like he was, so I grabbed at the stone to try to help myself up. One of the bricks moved inward, and a secret passage exposed itself. In my startled state of having the wall disappear on me while I tried to use it to get up, I fell into the passage. My mom cried out when the wall move
Accidents - RoyI had an accident when I was two.Accidents - Roy10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a normal day in the castle, and I was playin’ with Lemmy and Ludwig. Wendy’s egg was gonna be showin’ up in a few weeks, and Iggy was being cared for by Mom and Pop. Ludwig was already a brainiac; even at age four, but my language skills were pretty limited, even for regular two-year-olds.
Not that I care. I had better things to worry about than talking. Like trying to move without falling flat on my face every two seconds.
Anyway, Ludwig was ‘helping’ me walk – more like putting me on my feet and getting mad at me when I fell down, but what did he want from me? I couldn’t do anything about it. He’s supposed to TEACH me, not yell at me for somethin’ I couldn’t do yet – while Lemmy watched from a rubber circus ball he had started walking on a week before. Even at that age he was a runt, less than half our size. And even at that age he was a weirdo. How he managed to figure out what