Played Jak and Daxter Too Much#1: You forget every swear word youve ever learned and use By the Precursors every chance you get.Played Jak and Daxter Too Much8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
#2: You compare everyone you meet with a Jak and Daxter character.
#3: You find a small, strange piece of machinery and youre convinced that its a Precursor artifact.
#4: You attempt to build your own Jet Board
#5: And you actually succeed!
#6: You played through Final Fantasy X again just so you can name every Aeon to their corresponding Jak and Daxter character. (Guilty!)
#7: You write fanfiction. (Guilty!)
#8: Youve convinced yourself that Jak is Mar, and you think its perfectly logical that he is his own ancestor.
#9: You have a theme song for every character, no matter how obscure!
#10: You go Oh! Oh! every time one of these theme songs comes on the radio. (Guilty!)
#11: You actually understand the time paradox in Jak II.
#12: Your mother tells you cant fall in love with a fictional character, so you tell her you
DisplayDisplayDisplay2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A key clattered in the lock of a door leading into a modest living room. The furniture looked like it has been picked up at garage sales, but otherwise well kept. When the door swung open, the keys were revealed to belong to a tall 30-something guy in his best (if also slightly worn) going-out-to-dinner clothes. He gestured grandly to the woman behind him. “Welcome to my humble abode.”
The woman that ducked easily under his arm and into the room was about his age, with shoulder-length dark blond hair. She was wearing tight-fitting clothes under her jacket. The shiny top caught the eye as the jacket came off, but the guy’s gaze soon fell to her legs once again. They were shapely and well-toned—dancer’s legs. She spoke up after a moment looking about. “Not quite what I expected, Jim.”
James chuckled softly as he closed the door behind them. “How so, Kay?”
The gold queen part 1The gold queen part 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
THE GOLD QUEEN
At one of London's museums, an employee rushes through the basement. It's past 10 p.m. and the place is been closed by the guards. The clack of her high heels echoes as she hurries. The young woman embraces a large cardboard envelope against her chest as she watches no one follows her.
She reaches a room at the other side of the vast underground storage room. She locks the door of the small, abandon room and moves an old wood cabinet at the back and enters a hole in the wall that connects to a dark passage. The passage leads to an ancient old room lighted by candles and filled with a collection of old objects, but not valuable as she would like. The room looks like it was a medieval catacomb, never the less, it has a 1920's desk with a large shelf full of books aside of it.
The woman sits down and opens her envelope. She places over the desk some old documents, a book, notes, and a diary. As she works, the dairy falls down the floor. It opens in the last page and
MiyaviKai ch3Miyavi's POVMiyaviKai ch35 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
As he said those words, I just wanted to kiss him deeply. So gorgeous. Oh Kai..before I can even move my arms to cup his face, I heard some ruffling noises behind us. As I turned around it was Aoi and Uruha. Aoi got his arms around Uruha. "Uh..you guys. I think you should take this somewhere...like..like in a room or something." Uruha cleared his throat.
Aoi, so straight. so composed. so cool. so boring..I never thought he would be gay? I think..maybe Bisexual? but Uruha, I don't know. He's always been so feminine. No doubt this gorgeous man got hooked up with Aoi's dark alluring beauty. I mean, he could be hooked up with many guys..but something's so different the way they do a fanservice together. Uruha getting a boner on stage. Aoi rubbing on him. Them and their little nipple pinching.
I snapped back to reality when Kai pushed me softly. "M-Miyavi..move." I moved aside. I looked at Kai and faced Aoi and Uruha. "I..uh.." I tried explaining but failed as Uruha cut me off
The mannequin in the atticThe mannequin in the atticThe mannequin in the attic3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
By The Shadow Demon
(Woman into mannequin)
“This looks cute,” Bridgette says turning to her friend Emma, showing her a low cut pink singlet.
“Low cut, are you trying to get every boy to look at you?” Emma asks. Bridgette just gave her a smirk as she puts the singlet back. Both at the age of seventeen, Bridgette with long blonde hair while Emma had black, the two ever since they were ten were always into fashion and once they were finish with school the two were planning to go into the fashion industry.
“Now this is you!” Emma said grabbing a white shirt with pink decorations on it.
“That just screams girly, I don’t think so!” Bridgette said.
“Well better then these bimbo clothes that you are bringing out!” Emma explains.
“You got it, flaunt it!” Bridgette said cupping her C cup breasts and slightly jerked them up, Emma just shook her head as she returns to her shopping. Hearing her
ChangelingsChangelings4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"And that is a magnificent triple Salko from this brilliant young skater. She traverses the ice with ease, with total confidence and grace..."
The ruffles on Kathy Johnson's dress blew in the breeze as she continued her routine on the ice. The purple garment was designed for maximum movement and flattery, hanging off one shoulder as the skirt rose and fell with each movement. As the star of the show, she had come on as the climax, and it was an amazing climax she was producing. Leap after leap, turn after turn, she made the rink her own as the music played, and the crowd gasped in admiration.
"She's building up to the climax now..." She started to build up speed, launching herself into the air as she turned herself once, twice, three, four times, her brown hair immaculately held in place as her skirt rose. The crowd burst into applause as she came back down, skated a short distance and started to spin again, the movem
The Scooby GuiseLike, what did you just say, Daphne? asked Shaggy without even bothering to turn around to look at the pretty redhead, so distracted was he by the sight of the buffet table loaded with all kinds of delicacies on the other side of the crowded ballroom. As this was Halloween, he was wearing his costume, a navy blue crackerjack uniform with two thin red diagonal stripes on his right shoulder and a white sailor hat on his disheveled hair. His canine friend, Scooby-Doo, was standing right to him, and wore shoulder boards, each with a solid gold stripe, and a naval officers cap perched across his ears.The Scooby Guise7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Mpfff! repeated Daphne. Her Halloween costume was a princess, so she was outfitted in a royal purple kirtle, glass slippers, and a golden tiara. Mpfff! Mpfff!
Jinkies, but there sure are a lot of people here! observed Velma. She was dressed as a pumpkin, includi
Wet Echo'I want to show you something', he whispersWet Echo5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
smoking his cigarette as plain as day.
Six words repeated every five seconds.
and I am but a wet echo that crawls his way -
the kind you have to see
More demand than offer; just a face
full of mute fascination,
and that's not even the half of it.
For who needs words,
when you can ply me with hands that do as they please
in more languages than I can count.
and in five seconds flat-
A world of
and like some mad carousel, I rushed you.
Hope you don't mind.
Erin and the Music BoxThe sweat rolled down her brow as she stretched her leg out. She slowly leaned forward, careful to keep her back straight as she kept herself level with her outstretched leg. She rocked a little on her ankle as she counted in her head. Five counts, she quickly pulled her leg in and leapt few feet in front of her. Her foot slid a little as it touched the hardwood floor. She winced a little, leaning over as she returned to her previous position, struggling through the routine.Erin and the Music Box7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Stop, your form is off on the jump, an older woman called at her from behind.
Erin nodded, looking down. She had been a dancer in some form for most of her life. She had been listening to music seemingly from conception. Her family had begun to teach her shortly after she could walk. Yet while she was proud of all the ballroom styles she had learned, it was nothing like learning ballet.
Her ankles hurt; she knew she
The Scooby GearGood job getting that campfire started, Scooby-Doo! praised Shaggy. Now Ill just start roasting the hot dogs for our lunch!The Scooby Gear8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Ro, Raggy, ro, cried out Scooby-Doo in alarm. He jumped up and grabbed his human friend with a couple of paws.
Relax, Scooby, Velma told him. She was sitting nearby, pretending to read her paperback romance, but in reality watching Freddy and Daphne dancing to the music playing on the transistor radio. The music kept repeating the same few bars over and over again, so they kept repeating the same few moves over and over again. A hot dog is just a frankfurter, or a wiener! Youve eaten them hundreds of times!
Re-he-he-he-he-he! laughed Scooby-Doo. He and Shaggy each put a few hot dogs on long sticks, which they then held over the fire, Scooby-Doo using his tail to hold his stick.
There is this story th
The doll shopSarah walked through the old streets of the town, looking through the decrepit storefronts. She passed an old bookstore, an abandoned store, and was about to give up and go back to the more populated shopping area, when she spotted a small shop tucked away in a corner, just close enough to attract customers, but far away enough to guarantee that it would remain a small business.The doll shop4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She walked up to the window, and curiously couldn't find any mention of a name, but what she could see, were rows of small, intricately detailed porcelain dolls. She bent down to examine them closely, and was amazed by how lifelike they were, the stitching on their elaborate dresses just as minutely detailed as the real thing. The store having piqued her curiosity, Sarah decided to go inside.
Sarah Young was a nineteen year old university student away from home studying her art degree, and had gone into the shopping centre to find a present for her sister back home, but hadn't found anything that satisfied her
The Perils of Francine“Hey-yelp! HEY-YELP!”The Perils of Francine2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Missus S! What is it?” asked Jeff Fischer, hurrying into the kitchen.
“Sorry to alarm you, Jeff, just getting into character.” Francine Smith turned the bacon and eggs in the frying pan. “I got a Penelope Pitstop outfit and I’m practicing her personality for when I put it on. Something to do as I make breakfast, I mean, this little ol’ breakfast,” she corrected, having a try at Penelope’s honeyed Southern accent.
Jeff looked hungrily at the bacon and eggs, but poured himself a bowl of organic granola and soymilk instead. His wife, Hayley, kept him on a strict vegan diet. “Why’d you get a Penelope Pitstop costume?”
The truth was that Francine’s husband, Stan Smith, had said he wanted to see her as the cartoon racer in the bedroom, but Francine decided a slight lie was in order. Her son-in-law’s behavior was strange enough
Chloe Grace Moretz TGChloe Grace Moretz TG8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Chloe Grace Moretz TG
Mitch had a friend who was desperately in love with Chloe Grace Moretz, and for that Mitch frequently made fun of him since she was, being only 17, still a minor. Mitch and his buddy wanted to see a movie at 6, but he got to his friends place earlier thinking it would be no big deal. But when he arrived there, his friend was no where to be found. He checked the entire house only to eventually realise that the lights in the basement were on. “Hmm, what's he doing there? Didn't he hear me?” He went downstairs and still no sign of his buddy. Only a strange machine in the middle of the basement showing a picture of Chloe Grace Moretz on-screen. “Is this his creepy shrine for her?” he chuckled but could not deny that he was strangely intrigued by the whole thing. He slowly approached it and checked out the thing but he could just not figure out what it's use was. Then all of a sudden, the door closed with an audible crashing and he was locked, o
Beauty andhowyoubrokeHerheartYou can almost remember the way she took to stargazing like she was looking in your eyes. The days drained her of meaning while you stood and begged for something more. You would play in shadows; revealing your true feelings in the dark.Beauty andhowyoubrokeHerheart5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Now there's discomfort over milkshakes at the café down the road. You catch her eye but look away in an instant. You pretend to forget about the days of misplaced affection and painted nails, telling a story (of a beauty with hair brushed over her shoulder) in the reflections of the window.
She tosses pebbles at the ground in the hopes of making a spark. She's searching her mind for words synonymous with you, and all she ever comes up with is everything.
Put the Misty suit onBecause Misty's clothes were still normal he undressed the suit to prevent ripping them as soon as he get inside the suit. Ash didn't why but he suddenly want's to enter Misty without clothes. So be it. Ash also undressed and put both clothes in order to put on. Then, while in his full glory, he grabbed Misty by her tail and put his both side in each corner of her mouth. He slightly pulled them sidewards to create some room for Ash his feets. For some strange reason the inside of Misty has the body temperature of Ash. So Ash barely could notice he was entering the suit. He stick his legs until his knees into Misty mouth. To enter the rest Ash need to put his toes into the place of Misty her toes. So Ash pulled the whole lower body until his groin on like a normal swimsuit. Strange enough Ash fitted in Misty just perfectly. Without knowing it the suit settled itself to Ash his skin. Ash unaware of the settlement continues putting on Misty. Now he pulled the suit til his armpits. Again tPut the Misty suit on2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Natalie Dormer Bodysuit TGNatalie Dormer Bodysuit TG6 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Natalie Dormer Bodysuit TG
As a huge Game of Thrones fan, Rodney was obsessed with Natalie Dormer. He didn't only like how she looked, which was of course smoking hot, but he actually wanted to look like her. It was one of his biggest dreams, if not the the biggest. But being a tall, thin guy who was wearing glasses and had short brown-ish hair, he couldn't be any further away from his wish.
But he did not let things like that discourage him and he never gave up hope and kept believing that somehow he could manage to basically become a clone of Natalie Dormer, as weird as that might sound.
The point where his life totally changed came in school. Rodney and one of his buddies had been binge watching a lot of Game of Thrones over the weekend and his friend certainly noticed that Rodney got quite excited everytime Margaery was on the screen. Rodney didn't know that he had taken notice of it.
That's why he was pretty surprised when his buddy, Josh, came up to him on monday before class and
The Scooby ScoopThe strains of bubblegum pop filled the malt shop where Freddy, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, and (despite the No Dogs Allowed sign in the window) Scooby-Doo himself were enjoying an after-school snack, and trying to think of any spooky buildings in the area which they had not yet explored, for these amateur sleuths were always on the lookout for a new mystery to solve.The Scooby Scoop8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Like, the only mystery right now is what were going to play next on the jukebox, announced Shaggy as the music stopped. Cmon, Scoob, help me choose which groovy tune well listen to now!
Yeah, yeah! agreed Scooby-Doo, as he walked over to the Rock-ola with his scruffy friend, and Freddy and Velma came along as well, leaving Daphne alone at the counter with Mr. Martin, the kindly proprietor.
Business sure is bad these days, he told her sadly, I can remember when this place was full of young people from wall to wall, but now, if it werent for
The Great Duck Search prt1After travling through the Wormhole, the Loonatics had finally arrived back to Acmetropolise.The Great Duck Search prt14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Here we are, home sweet home" Ace said to his crew
"Is the landing gear ready, Tech?"
"It's going to be a smooth sail down to our planet, chief," Tech said after he activates the ship to landing mode.
"What-are-you-gonna-do-once-we-go-back-to-our-old-Head-Quarters-Ace?" Rev asked
"Yes, but the foist thing we need to is to find out more about Swackhammer, and why does he want to toiminate us," Ace answered.
"Already? We just saved a planet from a psychaotic canary and gave the throne back to a lost Loonatic," Duck reminded his leader
"We need a break from the Swackhammer nonsence."
"Not until we discover his plot and what is his next plan to get rid of us," Lexi demanded Duck to pay attention
"Our break shall come later."
When the Loonatics finally landed on the streets of their hometown city, there was a large "Welcome Home" party that was thrown for them.
Everyone in Acmetropolise was there
The Great Pitstop Pandemonium - Part 1Crystal CoveThe Great Pitstop Pandemonium - Part 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"It was nice of Fred to let us borrow the van for the weekend." Velma nodded as she sat beside Daphne in the front of the Mystery Machine, reading the map as the brightly coloured van made its way out of their home town.
"Well, he was so intent on staying in town for the Trap Convention, and Shaggy had the track meet, so neither of them really wanted to come with us," Velma eventually said as she closed the book. "It makes a nice change for us to have a girl's weekend."
Daphne nodded, her green scarf moving slightly in the breeze that came in through the open window. "Oh I so agree - I love Fred dearly, but we do need some time away from them and the Mystery Incorporated team."
Velma nodded as she crossed her arms in front of her. "So this cousin of yours - how well do you know her?"
"Oh, we used to visit them all the time when we were all younger," Daphne said as they turned onto the freeway. "Penny and I used
Crossover: Daphne Blake and Penny GadgetPenny and Brain stood outside of Blake mansion as her uncle drove off for a weekend vacation that he wanted to spend alone. Sighing Penny grabbed her bag and made her way to the mansion, this was suppose to be some vacation for her as well but at the same time a learning experience from a woman who was known to be tied and gagged as much as she was.Crossover: Daphne Blake and Penny Gadget2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
As they neared the door, they herd sounds of another dog far off which Brain looked at Penny.
"Go ahead Brain, enjoy yourself." Penny said as Brain happily raced off. Seeing him gone Penny resume walking up to the door and rang the bell and soon a woman with red hair wearing a purple dress with pink tights and high heel shoes answered the door. "Hello miss Blake." Penny said politely.
Daphne look back at the young blond hair girl wearing a orange shirt with a wide white strip on it with green cargo pants and shoes. She smiled, to hide her cringe at her clothing choice.
"Hello there Penny, I've been expecting you." She said letting her into
Dress Code Pt 2(And now back to the story! Remember, this is based off of Prinny 77's picture)Dress Code Pt 29 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Jenny was right about one thing, it was a mostly easy morning. Sandra had a small problem with the phone system at first and ended up transferring a few calls to the wrong people, earning her some strange looks, but she simply smiled at them and they shrugged and returned to their work. At least she hadn’t messed up the call to Paul, who gave her a thumbs up as he picked up the receiver. She felt herself blush and was glad the mask did not show that. As the morning progressed, she began to get more and more used to her new role. When she was not transferring phone calls and leaving messages, making and running copies, or greeting visitors, she worked on Jenny’s list. She was just crossing off the last item when she heard someone clearing his throat above her. She looked up, straight into the eyes of Mr. Crump. Sandra gasped and jerked backwards in her chair, covering her mouth u
Alice TGAlice TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Alec wandered through the wide forest. It was a beautiful place, especially this early in fall. The weather was just right, with a comfortable temperature. The trees were a brilliant mix of yellow, red, and green. Beauty and perfection surrounded him, and it was all he could do to keep from drooling.
Alec loved the forest. Ever since he was a child, he would wander through the boughs of the trees, climbing, sneaking, jumping, whatever, as long is it was in the forest. The f
You've Changed part 4Meanwhile in the living room, Lexi was looking for a new uniform, and Rev was scrolling down the list of the Gold and Silver ones with his mini-lab-top pad (just to memorize them so they can find their decendants).You've Changed part 44 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"How did you go with you and Laura?" Ace asked Tech, who just entered with his head drooped down.
"She left" Tech answered.
"Why? Because she saw your sick obsession with your inventions" Duck mocked.
"No, we didn't have much in common anymore now that we're older" Tech answered,
"She traveled to all of the places I wanted to go, and I wasted all of my chances to go to them by being all cooped up in my lab."
"We might as well live a million miles apart," he added.
All of a sudden, Rev noticed a picture on his labtop pad.
He rushed to get the prota-scanner, and pluck a piece of hair from Tech's sholder.
It was a piece Laura's hair, and Rev began to scan it.
The lights on the scanner turn ito a positive color as it was donwloading Laura's data.
"Ha! I-knew-it!" said Rev.
Jessica Rabbit's Wish ListHollywood, California – 1953Jessica Rabbit's Wish List9 months ago in Humor More Like This
“♩Dashing through L A… in the Toon Patrol Wagon… through the streets we prey… with lots of loot we’re baggin’♫….”
“Knock off the singing!” yelled Knuckles. He was a toon weasel, and the head of the current Toon Patrol, the former members all having laughed themselves to death several years earlier. The Toon Patrol was supposed to be the law enforcement agency for toons, although Knuckles and the other weasels had quickly recognized it was considerably more profitable to use their positions of authority to commit crimes instead.
“Youse guys are giving me a headache,” he added.
“A-one, two, three, four!” Liverlips and Screwball waved their baseball bats like conductor batons as they started screeching out a new song. “You’d better watch out… you’d better pay up… cos the Toon Patrol is comin’ t