Played Jak and Daxter Too Much#1: You forget every swear word youve ever learned and use By the Precursors every chance you get.Played Jak and Daxter Too Much8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
#2: You compare everyone you meet with a Jak and Daxter character.
#3: You find a small, strange piece of machinery and youre convinced that its a Precursor artifact.
#4: You attempt to build your own Jet Board
#5: And you actually succeed!
#6: You played through Final Fantasy X again just so you can name every Aeon to their corresponding Jak and Daxter character. (Guilty!)
#7: You write fanfiction. (Guilty!)
#8: Youve convinced yourself that Jak is Mar, and you think its perfectly logical that he is his own ancestor.
#9: You have a theme song for every character, no matter how obscure!
#10: You go Oh! Oh! every time one of these theme songs comes on the radio. (Guilty!)
#11: You actually understand the time paradox in Jak II.
#12: Your mother tells you cant fall in love with a fictional character, so you tell her you
MiyaviKai ch3Miyavi's POVMiyaviKai ch35 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
As he said those words, I just wanted to kiss him deeply. So gorgeous. Oh Kai..before I can even move my arms to cup his face, I heard some ruffling noises behind us. As I turned around it was Aoi and Uruha. Aoi got his arms around Uruha. "Uh..you guys. I think you should take this somewhere...like..like in a room or something." Uruha cleared his throat.
Aoi, so straight. so composed. so cool. so boring..I never thought he would be gay? I think..maybe Bisexual? but Uruha, I don't know. He's always been so feminine. No doubt this gorgeous man got hooked up with Aoi's dark alluring beauty. I mean, he could be hooked up with many guys..but something's so different the way they do a fanservice together. Uruha getting a boner on stage. Aoi rubbing on him. Them and their little nipple pinching.
I snapped back to reality when Kai pushed me softly. "M-Miyavi..move." I moved aside. I looked at Kai and faced Aoi and Uruha. "I..uh.." I tried explaining but failed as Uruha cut me off
The Scooby GuiseLike, what did you just say, Daphne? asked Shaggy without even bothering to turn around to look at the pretty redhead, so distracted was he by the sight of the buffet table loaded with all kinds of delicacies on the other side of the crowded ballroom. As this was Halloween, he was wearing his costume, a navy blue crackerjack uniform with two thin red diagonal stripes on his right shoulder and a white sailor hat on his disheveled hair. His canine friend, Scooby-Doo, was standing right to him, and wore shoulder boards, each with a solid gold stripe, and a naval officers cap perched across his ears.The Scooby Guise7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Mpfff! repeated Daphne. Her Halloween costume was a princess, so she was outfitted in a royal purple kirtle, glass slippers, and a golden tiara. Mpfff! Mpfff!
Jinkies, but there sure are a lot of people here! observed Velma. She was dressed as a pumpkin, includi
Wet Echo'I want to show you something', he whispersWet Echo5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
smoking his cigarette as plain as day.
Six words repeated every five seconds.
and I am but a wet echo that crawls his way -
the kind you have to see
More demand than offer; just a face
full of mute fascination,
and that's not even the half of it.
For who needs words,
when you can ply me with hands that do as they please
in more languages than I can count.
and in five seconds flat-
A world of
and like some mad carousel, I rushed you.
Hope you don't mind.
Erin and the Music BoxThe sweat rolled down her brow as she stretched her leg out. She slowly leaned forward, careful to keep her back straight as she kept herself level with her outstretched leg. She rocked a little on her ankle as she counted in her head. Five counts, she quickly pulled her leg in and leapt few feet in front of her. Her foot slid a little as it touched the hardwood floor. She winced a little, leaning over as she returned to her previous position, struggling through the routine.Erin and the Music Box7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Stop, your form is off on the jump, an older woman called at her from behind.
Erin nodded, looking down. She had been a dancer in some form for most of her life. She had been listening to music seemingly from conception. Her family had begun to teach her shortly after she could walk. Yet while she was proud of all the ballroom styles she had learned, it was nothing like learning ballet.
Her ankles hurt; she knew she
The doll shopSarah walked through the old streets of the town, looking through the decrepit storefronts. She passed an old bookstore, an abandoned store, and was about to give up and go back to the more populated shopping area, when she spotted a small shop tucked away in a corner, just close enough to attract customers, but far away enough to guarantee that it would remain a small business.The doll shop4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She walked up to the window, and curiously couldn't find any mention of a name, but what she could see, were rows of small, intricately detailed porcelain dolls. She bent down to examine them closely, and was amazed by how lifelike they were, the stitching on their elaborate dresses just as minutely detailed as the real thing. The store having piqued her curiosity, Sarah decided to go inside.
Sarah Young was a nineteen year old university student away from home studying her art degree, and had gone into the shopping centre to find a present for her sister back home, but hadn't found anything that satisfied her
Beauty andhowyoubrokeHerheartYou can almost remember the way she took to stargazing like she was looking in your eyes. The days drained her of meaning while you stood and begged for something more. You would play in shadows; revealing your true feelings in the dark.Beauty andhowyoubrokeHerheart5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Now there's discomfort over milkshakes at the café down the road. You catch her eye but look away in an instant. You pretend to forget about the days of misplaced affection and painted nails, telling a story (of a beauty with hair brushed over her shoulder) in the reflections of the window.
She tosses pebbles at the ground in the hopes of making a spark. She's searching her mind for words synonymous with you, and all she ever comes up with is everything.
Put the Misty suit onBecause Misty's clothes were still normal he undressed the suit to prevent ripping them as soon as he get inside the suit. Ash didn't why but he suddenly want's to enter Misty without clothes. So be it. Ash also undressed and put both clothes in order to put on. Then, while in his full glory, he grabbed Misty by her tail and put his both side in each corner of her mouth. He slightly pulled them sidewards to create some room for Ash his feets. For some strange reason the inside of Misty has the body temperature of Ash. So Ash barely could notice he was entering the suit. He stick his legs until his knees into Misty mouth. To enter the rest Ash need to put his toes into the place of Misty her toes. So Ash pulled the whole lower body until his groin on like a normal swimsuit. Strange enough Ash fitted in Misty just perfectly. Without knowing it the suit settled itself to Ash his skin. Ash unaware of the settlement continues putting on Misty. Now he pulled the suit til his armpits. Again tPut the Misty suit on2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
The Scooby ScoopThe strains of bubblegum pop filled the malt shop where Freddy, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, and (despite the No Dogs Allowed sign in the window) Scooby-Doo himself were enjoying an after-school snack, and trying to think of any spooky buildings in the area which they had not yet explored, for these amateur sleuths were always on the lookout for a new mystery to solve.The Scooby Scoop8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Like, the only mystery right now is what were going to play next on the jukebox, announced Shaggy as the music stopped. Cmon, Scoob, help me choose which groovy tune well listen to now!
Yeah, yeah! agreed Scooby-Doo, as he walked over to the Rock-ola with his scruffy friend, and Freddy and Velma came along as well, leaving Daphne alone at the counter with Mr. Martin, the kindly proprietor.
Business sure is bad these days, he told her sadly, I can remember when this place was full of young people from wall to wall, but now, if it werent for
Who Snatched Jessica Rabbit?Hollywood, California. 1949.Who Snatched Jessica Rabbit?5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Mpfff!" Miles of rope immobilized Jessica Rabbit, the gorgeous cartoon woman who was the wife of Roger Rabbit. She sat in a rickety wooden chair. Her long arms were tied behind her back; her shapely legs were bound tightly together. A thick, green cloth gagged her, so that all she could do to express herself was to make indistinct sounds with her mouth and give appealing glances with the rest of her face, something she did marvelously well.
Two oaken barrels stood next to her, long fuses running down from the tops onto the floor. The fuses were not lit just then, but Jessica knew they would be, and very soon. She shifted her body slightly and prepared herself for when that would occur.
"C'mon, make a decision!" demanded Baby Herman impatiently, reaching absently for a cigar that wasn't there. He glared irritably at the weasel sitting across the card table.
Elizabeth TGElizabeth TG10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
BioShock Infinite. Critics and players alike agreed that it's a great. The city in the clouds, Columbia, was a great and fresh setting, completely different from Rapture. But as with all BioShock games, the city was dangerous, especially for its inhabitants. And Elizabeth, one of the games most famous characters, found it a little too dangerous and also boring to live the same life over and over again. Day after day she was looking for a way out of this, to no avail. Until one day she noticed an anomaly on a wall next to her home. She could see through it and it was almost always the same thing. Either a couch or a chair, and sometimes there were even people to be seen. Slowly she started to understand what she found: an interdimensional rift. “Maybe this is my way out of this world...” she thought before studying the portal more.
Brian loved the third BioShock. He'd been playing it for hours now and he wasn't bored a bit yet. Elizabeth might have something to
The Costume Shop: Elizabeth(Bioshock)(27/30)You have just arrived to a brand new costume shop. It was heavily advertised as being "able to get you into character," their commercials showing animated people turning into whatever costume they put on, essentially becoming that form. They retained memory and all, and it was a big push for quality costumes. Business was generally very good for a while. The advertising team wanted to use SFX to have real people become the costumes, as a test showed that people would enjoy actual people and would sell costumes better. With business on the decline, they had no choice but to go for that advice. However, all SFX teams who were able to do it were much to expensive, leaving the store in a jam. Luckily, they found a someone willing to do it for free, granted they used the costumes he had hand made. He would also need his own space in the store for the filming, which the store agreed too. The man set up his area in the back of the store, along with a closet for the costumes to be used. You weThe Costume Shop: Elizabeth(Bioshock)(27/30)10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Match of Slamicus part 2On the other side of the bushes was a red-headed Tasmanian She-Devil, who was eating one of the miner's lunch.The Match of Slamicus part 24 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Hubba hubba!" Slam mumbled
But the she-devil heard Slam, and she quickly jumped and turn around made an angry lioness-like face.
"Pretty lady no fight Slam!" Slam said to back her off from fighting him.
"Me Tasmanian Devil like you!"
Slam took off his mask to reveal his true face
The she-devil gasped to see that Slam was telling the truth.
"You are Tasmanian Devil like me," she responded
"Uh-huh," Slam nodded
"Me name Slam, what you're name?"
"Me Agnes," the She-Devil answered
"Agnes pretty name," Slam said politely
"Where do Slam live?" Agnes asked
Then Slam said, "Slam live in tall sky-scrapper, Slam show Agnes to Slam's buddies."
Later back at the HQ, the Loonatics got dressed in their uniforms, and were getting rid of the last pieces of Duck's Misty Breeze collection.
"Poster?" Rev asked about the signed Misty poster
"Goes into the trash," Lexi ordered,
Candace Can't BustIt was just another lazy summer morning in Danville, and Phineas and Ferb were sitting against the tree in their backyard, trying to think up their next big idea.Candace Can't Bust4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"You know what they should give a Nobel Prize for?" Phineas asked, looking over toward Ferb. "They should give one to the person who made the most people have fun over the last year! I wonder if they'd give the first one to Clive Addison?"
As Ferb opened his mouth to reply, Isabella walked over, a cheerful smile on her face.
"Hi, Phineas! Whatcha dooooooin'?"
"We haven't figured it out yet," replied Phineas, rubbing his chin. "I'm sure it'll come to us soon. I did have an idea for a new Nobel Prize category, but that's not something that can really be built."
"Well, me and my mom are going to the annual Danville Mother-Daughter Swap Meet today," said Isabella.
"Oh, that thing they do downtown where they set up a whole bunch of little shops and all the moms in town bring their daughters to buy and trade and sell all kinds of d
Dress Code Pt 1“Hi, how may I help you?” Sandra fought the urge to cringe as the receptionist looked up at her. Sandra didn’t know why, but there was something about the receptionist that made her feel uneasy. She couldn’t decide if it was those cool blue eyes gazing merrily at her from behind her grey-rimmed spectacles, or her flawless but slightly pale skin that needed a tan, the way that she always had her black hair in a tight bun, or that she wore the same white blouse, pleated black skirt, and matching dress coat.Dress Code Pt 19 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Or maybe it was the fact that she was always there! Sandra had been working at the Crump Industries for three months and every day the same receptionist was there when she arrived for work, and every time Sandra saw her, she looked fresh and energetic, like she had woken up barely an hour ago. Sandra had seen many different expressions on her colleague’s faces, stress, boredom, fatigue, weariness, even anger. But the face of the receptionist never
How I Met Your Mother Tg: Lily and RobinHow I Met Your Mother Tg: Lily and Robin11 months ago in Settings More Like This
Ted and Marshal had snuck into Barney’s apartment to see what was in the hidden room. They had first noticed it while looking at Barney’s suit collection a year ago, back in 2010. They had made guesses on what could be in there. A map to the Burger place, a lab that breeds cockamouses, even a signed copy of the original, unedited star wars. They had both snuck into the apartment while Barney was working, they were about to enter when a nearby phone rang. Ted picked it up and heard a woman on the other end.
“Are you ready for this weekend baby? I’ve never done it with an astronaut before.”
“Yeah, listen this guy here might not be the best person to go out with. Also you should probably reflect on your life a little. I mean you believed some random guy is a spaceman” said Ted before hanging up the phone. Marshal asked why he had picked it up, but Ted just said, “I couldn’t let some innocent, slightly less intelligent girl get suckered
Compulsary Costuming (Costume/Body-suit tg) In my life, I have had some really awkward and scary moments, but none were more weird and so twisted than last halloween. It was the night of a small party me and my roommates were throwing. It was suppose to be one of the funest nights we ever had, however, I had a feeling it was gonna be more fun for them than it would be for me. However, before that would all happen, I was still feeling tired from the night before and wanted to sleep a bit. So, I strolled on over to the couch and plopped my ass down for a power nap.Compulsary Costuming (Costume/Body-suit tg)7 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
After a few hours had gone by, my roommates, Jone and Claire came home with all of the supplies for the party. They went into the kitchen and put all of the stuff down on the countertop. Claire came into the lving room, attepting to wake me up.
"Hey, Jack-Ass! We need your help setting everything up, you promised you would," she said in a pissed tone, but the only reply she recieved was a groggy grunting. When I sleep, I'm deep in it. Afterward
The Great Pitstop Pandemonium - Part 4"Cavey!! What are you doing here?"The Great Pitstop Pandemonium - Part 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Dee Dee embraced the small, hirsute man who was standing in the tent, holding a large wooden club in his hands.
"Oogga Booga Cavey need find Dee Dee," he eventually said as he was let free. "Oogga Booga girls had to be saved from boom."
"What, someone attacked the girls," Dee Dee said as she looked at him. "What happened - are they all right?"
"Oogga Booga they fine - ate bomb. Taste like spicy chicken - have same effect too."
Dee Dee had to suppress a laugh as she stroked his head. "Thanks Cavey - I always know we can depend on you." He blushed before saying "oogga booga - Dee Dee in danger too. Taffy say bad man coming for her."
His words made Dee Dee frown. "Bad men - what..." Her words were interrupted by the sound of shouting outside, and as she looked out of the tent she saw the smoke bomb exploding, the black plumes enveloping the car.
"Come on, C
Little Dress Of Horrors'Little Dress of Horrors!'Little Dress Of Horrors5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Written by Da Bunnyman.
Ably assisted, and edited by Raven Child.
Alvin Seville lay back on the bed. He relaxed as he continued talking about his favorite subject, himself. More specifically he talked about his newest stage costumes and how great he'd look in them performing onstage with what he called his backup group, The Chipmunks. Being that he's been performing for 18 years now, Alvin considers himself an expert in choreographing their act.
As he talked about a jumpsuit he was planning that would make everyone forget Elvis, he looked around the room and the bed he was lying on.
"So much pink," he thought to himself as his eyes took in the lacy curtains, the quilt he was on and even some of the plush animals he had pushed out of the way before he stretched out on the bed.
The color was not surprising since the room in question belonged to Brittany Miller who took the concept of 'pretty in pink' to an extreme. She had the same regard for her group the Chip
Possible ResponsePrologue – New York CityPossible Response1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Report.” The voice was deep and rasping – almost as rasping as the sound the fingers of the steel glove made as he flexed his hand. On his lap, a large white cat purred almost in pleasure at the sound.
“We’re in position, Doctor,” the man said as his picture appeared on the large view screen. He was thin, with slicked back grey hair, and wore a pair of thin metal spectacles that sat on the bridge of his nose.
“We have set up base, and are watching closely the target. We will be able to secure in forty eight hours.”
“Excellent – and what of the – nuisances?”
“Don’t worry, Doctor – everything is in hand. We have secured the services of a local operative to provide a suitable diversion.”
“And does he know of our involvement.”
“No, Doctor – he is completely ignorant.”
“Excellent,” the v
Amy Pond TGAmy Pond TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Amy Pond TG
Alex Malors stood at the front of the store, the store that sold such amazing stuff inside. The store was said to be every nerd's dream, with Star Trek stuff, such as scale models of the Enterprise, to Star Wars stuff (On the opposite side of the store from Star Trek.), like Ewoks and toy lightsabers. From Torchwood stuff, such as various items seen in the show, to Doctor Who stuff, like Sonic Screwdrivers, and outfits for each Doctor.
However, one item interested him the most. In the back of the store, the g
The Three Ages of Gwen - Part 3Gwendolyn stepped back, frozen as she looked at the older version of herself. She didn't even notice as two of the guards approached and pulled her arms behind her back, cuffing them together as her younger selves were grabbed.The Three Ages of Gwen - Part 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Tsntpsble," Younger Gwen said as she struggled to get free, looking at her sixteen year old self as she was also held. "It just cannot be possible," Gwendolyn finally said, "We cannot all be mmmdgsmdgm" Her voice was silenced as a thick cloth was tied into her mouth, pulled back so that the corners of her mouth were pulled against her cheekbones.
"Get the three of them out of here," Eon said as she stepped forward, "I will decide what to do with these three doppelgangers of myself in due course." The three redheads were led off, struggling as Eon turned back to a monitor.
"Who was right?"
Ben looked at his grandfather as they both backed out of the Rust Bucket, having reverted to his human form,
Dear World...I look at her and I can't help myself.Dear World...5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Her and her seemingly perfect little world.
Even though I know it's not, I can't help it; the feeling just wells up inside.
Why is everything going wrong?
My life is a mess, a shambles; my dreams lay in ruins at my feet as the
real world forces itself into my mind and topple them.
She has the car, the guy, and the friends.
Why did I have to grow up so fast if it was going to be like this?
I look at now, and I look at then, back when we were kids.
Back when it didn't matter what happened at school,
Back when we still saw each other daily and talked.
Why doesn't she share anything with me any more?
I want to be kids again, back when she'd defend me against anyone.
Back when any problem could be solved by talking to her,
And we played with our toys together more often than apart.
What made us drift apart like this?
We grew up. We moved away. We stopped making the time for each other. We stopped talking.
Dear World, I want
Ash as series backstoryAs with many stories, it began with a gathering of friends...Ash as series backstory2 years ago in Humor More Like This
In the small seaside city known as Sunyshore, the gym leader, Volkner, was hosting a large tournament that was chosen to take place in his gym that year. As you may expect, Pokemon Trainer Ash Ketchum was very eager to join. However, his friend, Brock, had a bright idea. "Let's invite May and Misty to join in as well!"
"I think that's a good idea," said Ash's other friend, Dawn
"I've never met them before so I think this is the perfect opportunity to."
"Alright, sure, you guys go ahead and call them. I'm gonna go register!" Ash said as he dashed off to the gym.
We find our friends now sitting eagerly outside the nearby airport.
"Look, I think that's the plane!" Brock says, pointing at the sky.
"Yeah! That's them alright!" Says Ash, happy to see his old friends.
A few minutes later, the plane lands, and the trio rushes over to see them.
"Misty! May!" Ash yells, waving to them
When they meet, Dawn is the first to speak