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drew this outta the blue...i woke up too early and there was no class..coz teacher is sick! *pms* wke up for nothing...*sigh*

hard to think of a title. so i name it ff7 vs ff8
LoL the odds are like 3:1
specially kadaj's double edge katana got a length extention!! same as sephi's ....who can loose? xD
Cloud's Ultimate Gun and yeah...

squall in tux --> [link]

sketch --> [link]

peace out V

thankx for the penholder bro :icongunblade7777777:
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The new Russian Army uniform - all very Red Doll Army.
(I've put it in Scraps as I don't own the photo copyright although it is plastered all over the Net.)
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First of all
Since I'm living in Russia at the moment - I'm not "eligible" in this contest".
But nonetheless, I really felt like doing something like this, wanted to take part in the contest as well.

While working on this painting, I've tried a few concepts, a few ideas (will upload pictures on my website as soon as possible) but eventually came up with this one.
The big headed Marcus as the centre of the composition was chosen probably cause I have a little experience doing wallpapers with the Skyrim one:

Which is pretty popular and have been welcomed pretty well so far. At least the first case.
Also, I've submitted a couple versions with the GoW logotypes on, as entries - here they are:

And for the first time ever, I have decided to record the painting process - I'll upload it onto the YouTube within todayz day so stay tuned (on my twitter, website or check this little description constantly till it turns on) :)

The unedited video material is about 10 hours long (I haven't been recording a few times though - wasn't easy to get used to)

The video is here
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My first art in a skate deck, i have made the draws with a CD Marker, and without previous sketch.

Hope u like it!
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THE TWO AMERICAS ALTERNATE HISTORY PROJECT:

Part I: [link]
Part II: [link]
Part III: [link]
Part IV: You Are Here!
Part V: Coming Soon
America Map: [link]

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At the turn of the millennium, the world looked like it was about to enter another era of warfare. Communism had spread from Africa into the Middle East and Europe, and Imperialism was making a comeback in Italy, Russia, and Confederate States. Over the course of a mere fifty years, however, the world would change rapidly.

Communism was the major threat of the early 2000's. In 2002 the United States of Latin America came to be ruled by the Latin Communist Party under suspicious circumstances. Between 2002 and 2010, many Central American nations also fell to Communist coups and revolutions. In early 2011 the Confederate States intervened in Guatemala, which had been fighting Communist guerrillas since 2004. This revoked a response from neighboring Communist nations, to which the CSA responded with the full force of their modernized military. Some states, such as Gran Colombia and Peru voted in favor of annexation by the CSA (historians debate whether these events also took place under suspicious circumstances). Others such as Confederate Guiana, Uruguay, and Chile seceded from the newly formed Latin Workers Republic and came under "protective occupation" (and later agreed to annexation, again possibly under suspicious circumstances). The secession of these states caused a conflict with the Latin Workers Republic, which did not recognize their secession and considered the annexation an act of war.

As the Confederate States began to dominate South America, the war against Communism in Africa was raging. In 2006 France was the victim of a Communist coup, and the Italian Empire was quick to respond. Control of the Mediterranean gave them the superior naval firepower Italy needed to gain a foothold in Marseilles, from which the Italian Imperial Air Brigades repeatedly bombed Paris. The French, not expecting an attack so soon, were completely unprepared and surrendered after only a week. The Italian government was quick to claim France and all its holdings for itself, which put it at odds with the United Kingdom and United German States.

For the moment the British and Germans had to put up with the pompous Italians, as they were a key ally in the war against the People's Republic of West Africa. The Italians and Russians were fighting in the Middle East, taking on Communist Iran and the Socialist Ottoman Republic. Although they were invaluable allies, these two empires were seen as the biggest threat to the world second to Communism, and already plans were being made to destroy them as soon as the Communist threat was gone. In mid 2017 the Ottomans surrendered, and Italy annexed Anatolia and installed puppet governments in Kurdistan, Kuwait, Mesopotamia, and Syria (Cyprus, however, had been captured by the British in late 2016). Later that same year the Russians annexed Iran and turned their attention to a brutal civil war that had been gripping Greater China since early 2001.

On 18 April 2024 the People's Republic of West Africa finally fell, leaving only the Latin Workers republic as the sole remaining Communist nation (the British, with the help of the Basque, overthrew the Communist government in Spain in late October 2008). Most of West Africa was annexed by the Italians, who refused to surrender it in the Treaty of Rome, although they did return Morocco and the West Sahara to the Confederate States and Liberia to the United States. The Italians also refused to relinquish their claims on France and Turkey, and denied claims that the government they established in the Republic of West Africa was merely a puppet despite irrefutable evidence to the contrary.

The Chinese Civil War stretched on from 2001 until 2032 and brought an end to both Greater China and the Pacific League. The Russians established puppet states in the Chinese Federation and Laos, but Southeast Asia was for the most part left to fend for itself. Heavy colonization during the early part of the Twentieth Century had left most Southeast Asian nations "Japanized," with the majority of their population being Japanese or at least living under (mostly) Japanese cultural customs. Some like Thailand and Malaysia retained much of their culture, although it has been twisted or blended with Japanese culture and customs. Others such as Cambodia and Vietnam are almost entirely Japanese, although none were as bad as Korea where only 10% of the population was actually native Korean. These nations grew close relationships with Japan, adpoting similar governments and policies and sharing intellectual and cultural achievements. Over the course of the 2030's and 2040's they would slowly grow into an alliance called the Pacific Union, which would become a single superstate in 2049 with the Kyoto Charter.

Tensions between Europe and the empires of Italy and Russia finally reached their breaking point in mid December of 2037. The Italians and Russians had both been establishing puppet governments in the Balkans and Eastern Europe in an attempt to break the strategic cold war between them, and in the process they had wreaked havoc on the political balance of the world. The newly formed United Commonwealth of Great Britain, a union between the United Kingdom and many of its dominions, along with the United German States, the United States, and the Netherlands gave Russia and Italy an ultimatum; stop expanding or face war.

The Russians heeded the warning, as the great swollen beast that was now the Imperium of Great Russia faced many internal struggles and needed to reform their government yet again in order to avoid collapse. The Italians, however, responded by annexing several of the smaller Balkan states. On Christmas day, 2037, the world went to war with the Empire of Italy. The British focused their campaign in Africa, capturing Italian Ethiopia and Somali by late February, though at tremendous cost. American troops from the Philippines struck out at Madagascar, but failed twice to take it. The Italians managed to take and hold the Dutch island of Sumatra, but British naval forces from India and Australia prevented them from moving from their self-made prison.

Between 2037 and 2042 Arabia was conquered by the Italians three times, each time it was liberated by British forces. The Rhodesians had secured all of Africa south of the Italian Congo by 2040 and after American forces retook Sumatra from the Italians in late 2043 Madagascar finally fell on New Year's Day 2044. In March of 2044 the Italians agreed to an armistice, and eventually a treaty was signed. France was given back most of its territory, although Southern France remained under Italian control and Lorraine was ceded to the UGS.

It is now the year 2050, and things are still not looking up for this world. In 2046 the United States purchases the Dutch East Indies from the Netherlands, in order to help them pay off war debt and secure an American presence in the Pacific. Madagascar remains an American possession as well, and there is even talk of the two gaining statehood just like Liberia did back in 2039. The Confederate States now stretch from Virginia to Chile, controlling over half of the western hemisphere. This, coupled with the growing talk of "Manifest Destiny" in the nation, somewhat concerns the United States, though the US military and Confederate government assure every President that there is nothing to worry about.

In 2050 the European League was formed to create a closer bond between the nations of Europe, as well as keep them from becoming a prize if war should break out between Italy and Russia. It loosely binds Europe together, creating a shared currency and military as well as enforcing international law. For Great Britain the growing unity of the Commonwealth is the future; four more dominions are pending membership in the United Commonwealth, and associated states have been extended the right to join if they so choose (and if they meet certain criteria). The federal parliament has recently voted to secure more funding for space travel, as the North American Space Association has recently outdone its Martian colonization mission by putting a man on Ganymede. The Prime Minster is calling for a mission to conduct a manned exploration of our entire solar system, starting with putting a man on Venus, but securing the funding for such a project is unlikely. The Pacific Union is also allotting more funding for space exploration, beginning construction of a space elevator on Japanese Guinea based on the design of the one recently completed in Quebec.

Although the world is peaceful for now, it will still undergo one final act of inhumane violence before settling finally into a lasting peace. This is the beginning of the Era of Six, the superstates that will dominate the Earth. Russia and Italy have both declared themselves the Third Roman Empire. In Rome there is talk of an impending "March of Civilization" in which all of Europe and Africa will be united under the Italian way of life. And in Moscow a Mad Czar speaks of world domination and global conquest. The world of the two Americas will enter its finale in the next and last part, coming soon.
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23 April 2010: Updated with my new style. Didn't come out too well.

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THE TWO AMERICAS ALTERNATE HISTORY PROJECT:

Part I: [link]
Part II: You Are Here!
Part III: [link]
Part IV: [link]
Part V: Coming Soon
America Map: [link]

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The first decade of the Twentieth Century was by far the most peaceful. Aside from colonial skirmishes in Africa and an increasingly aggressive Japan in the Pacific, all was calm in the world of international politics. All that changed in 1910, when a near-bankrupt Spain asked the United States to intervene on behalf of the Spanish government in a revolt in the Philippines. What was to be a short peace-keeping action quickly became a bloody war that dragged on for two years and ended with an American occupation of the Philippines. The increased American presence in the Pacific was beginning to threaten the interests of the Confederate States, which relied on rice imported from China to feed its population along the Baja coast. When a similar rebellion took place in Cuba in late April, 1912, the CSA did not hesitate to intervene, justifying its actions by stating it was “protecting economic and industrial interests.”

On 7 May 1912 Spain issued an ultimatum to the Confederate States; withdraw all troops from Cuba by the tenth of July or face a war with Spain. Rather than heed Spain’s demands, Confederate President Lucas Beauregard doubled the number of troops stationed in Cuba and established a naval blockade of the entire Caribbean. On 15 July 1912 Spain declared war on the Confederate States of America, and the world fell into a state of utter political chaos. Great Britain declared war on Spain in defense of its Confederate allies, and the United States declared war on both Great Britain and the CSA on the behest of Spain. When British forces occupied the Kingdom of Hawaii in the course of a completely unrelated campaign in the Pacific, Japan declared war on Great Britain (and thereby declared war on the CSA, while already being at war with China). This prompted Russia to declare war on Japan, which prompted the USA to declare war on Russia.

By early November the war had escalated into a global conflict. Two sides had emerged in the conflict: the League of Allied Nations (Japan, United States, Mexico, Brazil, France, Spain) and the Imperial Entente (Great Britain, Confederate States, Portugal, China, Russia), or the Allies and Empires as they came to be known. On the twelfth the CSA formally annexed Cuba; meanwhile the USA was occupying Nassau and Kingston, effectively cutting off British control of the Gulf of Mexico. The two Americas had become locked in a state of continuous trench warfare, with one system of trenches stretching all the way from Virginia to California. And as in the First American War, both Richmond and Washington shelled each other daily and the respective governments fell back to Philadelphia and Montgomery. Though neither the USA or CSA knew it yet, they had just chosen their new capitals; on 28 November 1912 the United States became the first nation to use airships to launch an aerial bombardment of an enemy city. This marked the beginning of an arms race between the USA and CSA for control of the air, including repeated aerial bombings of both Washington and Richmond throughout the rest of the war (the daily artillery bombardments did not stop either).

While North America was divided between North and South, the Pacific was quickly being dominated by the quick-to-act Japanese. Brilliant military leadership saw the occupation of Hawaii and Singapore by the third of March, and the capture of Bijon and Sakhalin from Russia a mere week later. This lightning-paced style of warfare became known as “zenmensonsou,” which is Japanese for “all-out-war.” On the other side of the Pacific, in Mexico, there was not nearly as much success on the part of the Allies. Despite the funding and equipment from Brazil, Mexico still proved to be too weak to hold back an invasion by the CSA; on 27 July 1913 Mexico agreed to an unconditional surrender after Confederate troops captured Mexico City.

As the situation world-wide escalated, the oddly peaceful situation of Europe began to deteriorate. The recently unified Kingdom of Italy began expanding into Austrian territory in the Alps, while Prussia finally created the first unified German state (though German-speaking populations exist in bordering nations). Italy also began to expand into Venice and Croatia, sparking war with the Ottoman Empire. In late 1914 Italy joined the Empires when it requested their aid in its war against the Ottomans. The Russians also joined in the war against the Ottomans, capturing much of the Balkans and Ottoman Poland. Italy, unable to support the main war effort in the Ottoman Empire proper, devoted its resources to defeating an Ottoman-friendly regime in Ethiopia.

The stalemate in North America was finally broken on 30 March 1915 when the first tanks crossed into Missouri. This gave the CSA the advantage on the ground, while the USA remained dominant in the air. The Confederate tanks got within five miles of St. Louis before being destroyed by aerial bombardment. By late May the war was beginning to come to an end for the rest of the world. On the twenty-fifth Japan annexed Australia and British Vietnam (captured from the French in 1913), and on the first of June they began Operation Cherry Blossom, marking the beginning of the Japanese invasion of India with a massive aerial bombardment of Calcutta and occupation of Burma. Despite their best effort, the Japanese were pushed back into Siam and after a second botched invasion at Bodh Gaya in Bihar (commonly known as the Battle of the Bodhi Tree or the Battle of the Buddha) no longer had the resources to expand into British territories in the Pacific.

Prussia joined the Allies when it declared war on Italy on 27 June 1915 after Italy’s annexation of the Belgian Congo (Prussia had agreed to guarantee Belgium’s neutrality in the war). This was a late start, however, as the war was beginning to die down. In late December, 1915 Japan annexed Manchuria, and on the thirty-first agreed to the American-Japanese Alliance, a pact between Japan and the USA to support each other politically, economically, and militarily. By mid 1916 the war had essentially come to an end; Prussia and Italy had made peace, Great Britain sued for peace (granting much of its Pacific possessions to Japan, as well as all of Canada and it’s Caribbean territories to the USA), Russia had sued for peace as civil war threatened to tear it apart (granting Japan Bijon and Sakhalin), Mexico had long since been annexed by the CSA, and France and Spain had both already made agreements with the Empires to end their involvement in the war.

The only two powers that remained at war in late 1916 were the United States and Confederate States. The two Americas had dedicated most of their resources to their campaigns abroad, spending only what was necessary to keep the other at bay while problems elsewhere were dealt with. Now that only one opponent remained on each side, neither the USA nor the CSA had resources left to continue fighting. The Second American war ended just as the first had; with an agreement to mutual surrender and no clear victor. One again the two Americas had dragged the world into war and had gained everything while losing nothing. Or almost nothing; by the war’s end Richmond and Washington had been so thoroughly bombed that not a single brick from either city remained. Where once two great cities had stood now sat vast expanses of scorched and cratered earth. The capitals of the two nations were reestablished in Philadelphia and Montgomery (though later Montgomery burned to the ground and the capital was moved to Havana to reward Cuba for becoming a state), and the difficult task of rebuilding what had been destroyed, as well as reorganization of all that had been gained, began.

In 1919 the Confederate States began a policy of relocation for the “native Mexicans,” forcing them into “Mexican Reserves.” After this policy was implemented, most Mexicans fled to Brazil or Spain, though many fled to France and the United States as well. Those that chose stubbornly to remain found that the Mexican reserves they were forced onto were nothing like the Indian reserves of Georgia and Sequoyah. These places, with their massive concrete walls, barbed-wire fences, and secluded locations were more like concentration camps than towns. The CSA then began to colonize Mexico, dividing smaller population centers amongst reserves while forcing the Mexicans in the larger cities into slums (mostly through economic means, though in some cases violence was necessary). Unrest and rebellion were common, and a no tolerance policy was adopted by the Confederate military in putting down dissent in Mexico.

It was not just the CSA that began colonization of newly conquered territories, but many other nations as well. The Japanese began to emigrate to cities in Korea and Manchukuo (Manchuria), creating a divided society as most Japanese lived (and ruled from) the cities while most of the native population remained in the rural areas of the territories (as they had been for thousands of years). This division was supported by Japanese legislation, which made the cost of living in cities so high that only wealthy, middle-class Japanese citizens could afford to live in them. While this policy worked for Asian countries, it caused only uprisings in Australia, where almost everyone lived in cities due to poor agricultural conditions. This trend continued throughout the 1920’s; Japan passing legislation that reduced violence and dissent in Asian territories but caused only outrage in Australia. Finally in 1928 Japan granted Australia autonomy and ended its policy of colonization (though nearly no Japanese had moved to Australia due to its reputation for ethnic violence).

While Japan began post-war reformations the United States experienced an explosion of political activism by African Americans that would grow into the Civil Rights Movement. And as minorities began fighting for suffrage, the white majority began a mass exodus into the Canadian wilderness. Most of Canada was unsettled or had been abandoned by the people who had lived there after a mass migration of Canadians to Great Britain and various other British territories. The number of farms in the United States increased nearly a thousand fold from 1918 to 1930, and rumors of gold in the Klondike had prospectors travelling in droves to New Russia and the Yukon Territory. With this shift in population from urban to rural areas, American politics also began to change as well. With more rural people came a greater conservative presence in elections, culminating in the 1928 election of Nathanial Dean of the Progressive Party; which ended the twenty-four year “Socialist Dynasty” of the American Presidency.

Italy began to expand its role in world politics after the war, beginning with the colonization of Ethiopia in 1918 and the Italian Congo in 1923. The Italian government began to pass legislation promoting the growth of industry and education within Italy proper in an attempt to begin a process of modernization. This put it at odds with Prussia, which was also beginning to modernize and expand its political influence, and in 1925 the Italo-Prussian War began. By February, 1927, it appeared that Prussia had gained the upper hand and was about to give their coup de grace, but when Italy received the formal support of France in mid-March the tables turned. Though France and Prussia never engaged in combat, French military units and equipment supporting the Italians gave them a tremendous advantage, and in 1929 Prussia sued for peace.

The 1930’s saw incredible growth in the global economy as new trade routes were established between the world’s nations. During this period Russia began reforms under Tsar Alexander IV, establishing a constitutional monarchy and beginning a period of rapid modernization and industrialization. As Russians began trading with the world, it infringed on the dominance the United States had in the wheat market. The two nations began competing to be the breadbasket of the world, but Russia was forced to turn its attention elsewhere in 1936 when rioting in St. Petersburg grew into the Finnish War of Independence. The rebellion soon spilled over into Poland, and in 1941 Russia was forced to cut its losses and recognize the independence of Finland and Poland. During this period the Chinese also began to modernize, and the period from 1930 to 1943 saw an incredible growth in the Chinese economy, becoming second only to the British Empire in terms of GDP.

The Confederate States spent much of the 1930’s and 40’s putting down rebellions in its African colonies, where Communist revolutionaries fueled an independence movement. The United States secretly supported the rebels in their cause, sending money to the revolutionaries to purchase weapons from Spain with. During this period the Confederates released a new weapon; the modern rocket. Launched from the back of trucks, the rocket proved to be an effective weapon during the Italo-Prussian War and after purchasing several hundred initial rockets from Italy in 1921 the CSA began to develop the technology of it further. The USA, recognizing the tremendous military advantage the CSA would have over them with rockets, also began to research advanced rocketry. In response the CSA began testing larger rockets in an attempt to design one capable of attacking anywhere in the USA. The Japanese also got caught up in the rocketry craze, and in 1946 they shocked the world when they launched the Kitsune, the world’s first artificial satellite, into orbit. In response the CSA and USA immediately developed their own space programs, and in 1950 John Willows of the United States became the first man to be launched into space, though he did not survive the trip. This marked the zenith of the Twentieth Century, but the world was about to take a turn down a much darker road.
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ODST soldier from halo video trailers promoting the canceled movie
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# Bruce Lee is the inspiration of Chuck Norris. He can kick Chuck's American ass any day of the week. He's THAT good. Clearly.
# Doctors once enlisted Bruce's help to scare a guy out of a coma. He threatened to break the guy's arms off like bread sticks and shove them up his ass. The guy instantly regained consciousness. This is the highest expression of Kung-Fu power.
There is also missing footage from Bruce's famed Kung-Fu demonstration at Long Beach, where he compresses a Chevy with his bare hands to the size of a stock cube. He also demonstrated the famous one-inch punch. To date, scientists believed that his demonstration of the one-inch punch was so powerful that it caused a massive tsunami which killed more than 200,000 people 30 years later.
# Bruce Lee doesn't play video games. Using his chi and his massive penis, the characters in the games move according to Lee's will.
# Bruce Lee has fifty children. Not including the millions around the world and the ones he did not see fit by giving them a one-inch punch to the chest which sent them to another galaxy.
One of Bruce's party tricks was to lift an Abrams tank by its barrel - one tank in each hand, arms extended - and then smash them together. Such force reduced the tanks to atoms, resulting in the illusion that they had disappeared.
Mirrors don't reflect Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee reflects mirrors. Besides, the mirror isn't stupid enough to stand between two Bruce Lee's if it did make a reflection.
# Bruce Lee invented lightning, so that he could punch faster than it.
# If you cut off his arms, he'll still be able to do more push-ups than you.
# Bruce Lee's pride and joy was his collection of pressed wildflowers. One day, after drinking a glass of WA-TAHH, when he was in Kowloon, just inside Hong Kong, a P.L.A. border guard flicked a cigarette that burned a daisy Bruce had his eye on. Bruce simply trembled slightly and lobotomized eight divisions of the the Red Guard through the percussive effect. He only accepted Red China's apology when Chairman Mao finally dressed up as Widow Twankey and performed a one-man pantomime of Aladdin for Bruce's pleasure.
# Bruce was recruited by NASA in the 1960's after he was involved in a road rage incident, during which he kicked a fellow motorist's car into low earth orbit. NASA figured he could easily sidekick several tons of useful payload into outer space. This is how satellites, rockets, and space shuttles have been launched into outer space. The exhaust gas seen coming from the rear-end of these things are actually hot remnants of Bruce Lee's powerful kick not the "liquid fuel" that scientists claim.
During the fight scenes in Enter The Dragon, Bruce was actually asleep. Fred Weintraub believed actually filming while Bruce was awake could have deadly consequences for the film crew. The only time it was safe to film him was when he was slumbering. Bruce's penis glowed in the dark and, if used properly, cured cancer. If used improperly, it turned the recipient into a giant, green, rampaging hulk. It also had the capability to leave Bruce's body. Sightings have been attributed to the creation of the Sasquatch legend, as well as being the inspiration for Stan Lee when creating "The Thing" character in Fantastic Four comics after a shave session. Once, in 1916, it sped across the North Atlantic and sank the entire Imperial German High Seas Fleet at Jutland. President Poincare himself embraced it, kissed it on both sides and then pinned to it the Ordre du Chevalier de la Legion Dhonneur.
Ronald Reagan's survival of Hinckley's bullets in 1981 was widely held to be down to luck. However, it was Bruce in fact. Whilst in deep TAO meditation in Hong Kong, Bruce heard the sound of grime on Hinckley's finger scrape against the trigger; in an instant the power of Bruce's chi gave him a full picture of the situation. Before the bullet had left the chamber Bruce was on his way to the US - to liberate the Falkland Islands from the Argentinian occupation a year before it had even started. By the time he arrived, a bullet had already penetrated Reagan. With lightning quick reflexes Bruce used the Shaolin "operating theater side kick" to juggle Ronald Reagan's lifeless cadaver with such skill and precision as to render the bullet non-lethal, while at the same time massaging the then-president's heart back to life. Bruce then caught Hinckley's second bullet in his sphincter, firing it into space, before returning to Hong Kong and completing his meditations. Needless to add, the naked eye is incapable of seeing Bruce at the scene as his speed was beyond the mere ken of the human mind, and also beyond the limited technology of 1980's cameras to capture.
# Bruce Lee once yawned because he was bored during battle. Jackie Chan came out.
# Bruce Lee's control of his face shots was so precise that when he hit someone there, he could control, simply by the force exerted, the color of the "flash" or the "stars" that would be seen by the person as they were being knocked cold. In the early 1970's, the American Council of the Blind heard about this ability and asked him to knock out people blind from birth so that they could finally know which color was which. In 1971 he knocked out Stevie Wonder seven times over the course of a week so that he could truly know the rainbow. He later wrote the song "Joy Inside My Tears" about this experience.
# Bruce Lee was filming a yet to be released title in Beijing in the summer of 1970. Because of poor planning by the director, a lunar eclipse threatened to stop production for four hours of that day. Bruce contemplated destroying the moon with a one inch punch, but recanted, knowing that in three days the night shoots were to occur under moonlight. Bruce flew into a dervish frenzy and impregnated all the women between the 90' East and 150' west meridians. Since all of these women stopped menstruating instantaneously, the moon rapidly repositioned itself within its orbit over the western hemisphere, as everyone, including Bruce knows that the singular purpose of the moon's orbit is to time the menses of human females. (every twenty eight days).
# If Bruce Lee is thirsty during battle, he drinks his own blood. Of course, he would have to cut himself since no one else could cut him.
# Bruce Lee had only one weakness. He had no sense of humor. For example, he just didn't 'get' "Fawlty Towers". He would watch each episode over and over again absolutely expressionless. Sometimes he would turn to a friend and say: 'The tall man strikes the small man upon the head with a spoon to shame him. Why does not the small man use his agility and speed to execute the Drunken Driving Instructor Dance Kick in the way a real master of the Force would?
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I think America is a pretty cool guy.

I used three references (for the Cav insignia), but here's the primary one - [link]
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This is what happens when you got a nerd with waaaaay too much time on his hands, and a lot of years of RPG's. Ive been playing a Star Wars rpg with my friends since the early 90's! Anyhow Im sure there are some nitpicks you could do with this, but overall I think its better and more useful than any of the other maps I could find online. About 75% is from Star Wars cannon and wookieepedia. The rest is just stuff I made up and from the game my friends and I play. Any other gamers out there are free to use it and modify it.
Also, you might wanna check back a few times. I still might add more stuff and modify it slightly.
enjoy!

update- 11/5/10
WOw 500 downloads!??! Seriously??!! ANd only 2 people commented? C'mon people, gimme a shout out!! I guess most of the downloaders are gamers and not on this site. OK shoot me an email Powermacdaddy@gmail.com

update- 1/24/12
Well Im rapidly closing in on 1500 downloads. After all that and not a single email from anybody out there. But I did get a few nice comments here, thanks! Anyhow Im thinking I should really make it as good as can be. I would like to add on about 3x as many planets and make it more like a galaxy. Any suggestions for details I could add? Extra info on the outside? Graphics? Help me out people!
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