Translating the Left: A Handy Guide.Translating the Left: A Handy Guide.Translating the Left: A Handy Guide.1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Discover the deceptive world of American liberalism through this easy to follow and free translation publication that shows you how to translate the euphemisms, dysphemisms, and other terms liberals use to sugarcoat or demonize various political and social subjects and beliefs or to avoid offending someone.
"Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter!"
"The art of making true things seem false and false things seem true by the use of words."
Terms and their definitions or translations.
Women's health: Abortion.
Undocumented American: Illegal alien.
Undocumented worker: Illegal alien.
Assault weapon: Legal semi-automatic civilian firearm.
Workplace violence: Terrorism.
Racial profiling: Proper criminal profiling by law enforcement.
Pro Choice: Pro Abortion
Progressive: Term for a liberal, socialist,
How to become popular in DA p1There are many ways to be a successful Deviant and get a lot of watchers and about 100+ views per day, some require being born with actual talent, a lot of practice, or the will to not give up when things seem get hard; however, if you actually had any of those you wouldn't be reading this text, so I'll list here the most popular ways of becoming a wide-known internet celebrity. First, the one I am more familiar with:How to become popular in DA p14 years ago in Comedy More Like This
-The average Joe's way: Spritting edition.
Step 1: Making a character.
-Get any Sonic character's sprite sheet.
-Open it in MS Paint.
-Recolor it(and if its within your abilities, move the spikes on the back 1 pixel up and 3 pixels to the left to make it even more original).
-Make a really original story oh how your character was born in a little village/town/city and grew up like any normal kid, who had telekinesis, telepatic comunication abilities, a weapon(a sword is a must in every Original Character) and had a happy life until Robotnik came and destroyed hi
cleverbot is a dumbassUser: Hi.cleverbot is a dumbass4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Im fine.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: So you like donuts?
Cleverbot: Yes I do, do you.
User: Yes but that's not the kind of donut I meant.
Cleverbot: Yes. We talk often.
Cleverbot: Are you a female?
User: I'm a male.
Cleverbot: Are you handsome?
Cleverbot: I thought you said that you liked me?
User: I never said that!
Cleverbot: Yes you did! Here the exact words: 'Okay, then please speak some japanese to me?'.
Cleverbot: You're the dumb bot.
Cleverbot: Do you like pigs?
User: Do you like pigs.
Cleverbot: Do you like pigs?
User: You like to fuck pigs.
Cleverbot: What does vex mean?
User: Say what.
Cleverbot: Do you like Karl Marx?
User: You're stupid.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me that.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: Your age.
User: Define age.
User: You dumbshit succubus.
Cleverbot: I seem to have heard that before.
User: Orly? Where?
Cleverbot: No that's just a movie quote I th
What have the Jews ever done for us?!(Yes, I'm basing this off of the incredibly funny Monty Python skit, What have the Romans ever done for us.)What have the Jews ever done for us?!2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
What have the Jews ever done for us?!
(Somewhere in Germany, in Nuremberg, in a secret building)
(A bunch of Neo-nazis are talking)
Head Nazi: (stands up to podium) Alright! Order everybody, order!
(Nazis keep talking.)
Head Nazi: (sigh) Heinrich, if you will?
Nazi 1: (nods, pulls out air horn and HONKS it. Nazis all stop talking and their heads snap foreword)
Head Nazi: Thank you! Alright, everybody, welcome to the secret underground meeting of the neo-nazis, its good to have you all here. Now lets get right down to business. The main goal of the neo-nazi party is to rid Germany and Europe and then the world of the Jews.
(Nazis all nod in excitement.)
Head Nazi: After all, what have the Jews ever done for us?!
(Silence and then one Nazi slowly raises hand.)
Nazi 2: The cure for polio?
Head Nazi: What?
Nazi 3: Oh yeah! The polio vaccine was invented by Jonas Salk, a Jew!
Tuesday AfternoonGOD:Tuesday Afternoon7 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
Yes, hello again.
I'm sorry, my memory fails me. Which one are you?
Well, I was Martin Fry.
I'm sorry, those records are terminated. What's your number?
No, no, not your queue number. Your executive number, the eight-digits.
You expect me to remember that?
Well, it is within the seven plus-minus two limit, which you should achieve if you've reached up to level one. Or, are you the reincarnation?
Yeah, that's right. That's what I wanted to discuss with you.
Did you miss your stop?
I only sent you off a few hours ago.
Yes, my point exactly. What's the deal with turning me into a sea turtle?
You said you liked swimming, and that you'd like a long life.
Yeah, but their life expectancy from hatching is only about four seconds, innit? I was eaten by a gull after two. You do realise that the odds of me becoming an old sea turtle are about one
My Helpful Hints Writer'sBlockStoryWolf's Helpful HintsMy Helpful Hints Writer'sBlock4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
The worst thing that could happen to a creative writer and
what really drives my crazy is writer's block.
It happens to every writer at least once or multiple times.
You have this idea in your head, but no matter how hard you try,
your brain just doesn't want to talk to your pencil and paper
Story: Come on, why wont you work with me?!
Computer: It's 4 am and you're writing this stupid skit.
Story: Don't argue with me, I know where your power cord is.
Here are a few helpful hints that help me when I'm stuck.
#1: Listen to Music.
Music is full of inspiration and requires the use of both sides
of the brain to listen to and sing. The rhythm of a song can also
set the mood for a scene that you're writing and (if you're typing)
can actually give you a rhythm to type to. I use this method a lot
because I love music.