30 Ways - Gravitation30 Ways - Gravitation9 years ago in Scraps More Like This
1. I let you paint the guest bedroom pink. Someday I may even get over it. When I'm 90. And blind.
2. I always buy strawberry pocky at the market...even after that tabloid printed speculations about my sordid cookie habit.
3. I keep a box of bandages in the kitchen cutlery drawer. You're going to take a finger off one of these days and ruin my wallpaper. It's a good thing your punk friends do all the instrumentals now.
4. I've stopped trying to throw away that stupid mug of yours while you're at work. I can't believe you still drink out of that thing. It's been through more of our garbage than those idiot paparazzi.
5. I haven't even once considered changing the locks while you're gone! ...Well, not seriously...Okay, only once. And I gave you the new key the very next day! I thought you liked spending time with Hiro.
6. I've eased up on the restrictions on your driving my cars. "Not ever, not even if you're bored, not even if it's an emergency, not even if I l