JOYJOY3 years ago in Emotional More Like This
JOY comes by putting (J)esus first, (O)thers second, and (Y)ourself last.
If you have JOY in your life: comment and say it loud and proud!
Snake 101 - Kaa's new Snake GirlsPart 1: The InvitationSnake 101 - Kaa's new Snake Girls2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Kas was yawning from boredom. A week ago it would hardly to believe that her live could be even more confusing.
First there was the incident with the cat-girl, which she had made to her kittens.
Then there was the incident with her ordered Power Puff costume, where she still had the feeling that she had actually want to have a slightly larger one. But every time she thought about it more accurately, she was really happy with her order.
She remembered, too vague to a machine, from which she had thought she would just take a picture of her. After that she was such a thing was like a sonic robot-kitten, or was it all just a dream?
The pink Delmo outfit, her malfunctioned robot-maid, the whole was rather exhausted and also made her a little more prone to boredom that tormented her now.
Somehow it had all these boxes and incidents so used that it confused her once a long time nothing happened. She took walks in the park, but even that was only ever a short-term pleasu
Things to Do...Part 242) Set up DDR mats in the middle of a hallway next to a boom box. Turn on the stereo and start dancing.Things to Do...Part 27 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
43) Imitate Movies #1- Greet a friend from the other side of a hallway. Ex.- CARLOS! ITS BEEN SO LONG! Then, run at each other and hug. Spinning around dramatically and laughing unnecessarily are musts.
44) Start a chant of Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? directed at the first person who walks by you.
45) Wear a flamboyant dress shirt and slacks (optional: fake beard). Recite Shakespeare while standing on a table/desk.
46) Use painters tape to create a hopscotch board in the doorway to one of your classes. Stop all of your classmates and force them to at least go for foursies.
47) When called up to the board, make sure all of your answers involve primitively drawn stick figures being beheaded by the most creative means possible.
48) Imitate Movies #2- Have a light-sabr
APH - ChinaxReader - Golden LotusAPH - ChinaxReader - Golden Lotus2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You knew China had quite an extensive history of events both beautiful and horrifying, had gone through and done terrible things in his time. You knew he suffered from painful memories, but that he, like a dragon, was strong enough not to let them prevent him from loving life. He could be quite silly, with his love of cute things, his strange habit of adding "aru" to his sentences when he was in a humorous mood and crying "Aiyah!" when he was exasperated or distressed, and the way he would sometimes pout when something went wrong, but he also had a side of his personality that spoke of regality and strength, which could be seen in the proud way he held his head, his impossible grace and poise, which could only be attained over a four thousand year lifespan, even the way his long dark hair flowed behind him like black silken ribbons on windy days. You knew he was a beautiful man through and through, and that he would make a wonderful husband when he proposed to you, and so far, in th
Exploring gone wrongExploring gone wrong2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Exploring gone wrong
Shino liked exploring. He loved it so much that he spent every holiday and free day out somewhere, wandering through a forest or a more or less hidden valley.
Today he had driven to a small village, called Riverwood, near a deep forest. He had rented a room in the village inn. Then he had packed a backpack and went out into the fields on his way to the forest.
As always he had taken no map or other orientating item with him. His friends called him mad and crazy, because he did that, but he thought it just made things more exiting.
Over the years he had gathered a lot of experience in the field and he was able to navigate almost any territory, without a map or other help. Because of that, he wasnt worried a bit about finding his way back home into the village. Until now he had always been lucky.
If only he had known that his luck would fail him today
He walked through the forest, taking smaller paths and not sticking t
What's more important? Will you regret it? Part 1What's more important? Will you regret it? Part 19 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I am the protector of the sole princess of the Kingdom Of Ereven. King Ranbel personally selected me to protect his only daughter; Dolores. She was the most beautiful woman I had ever laid eyes on and I quickly fell in love with her not only for her beauty but for her kind hearted demeanor and how much she openly expressed her deep care for all people without care for their social class or background, but alas even though I have these feelings for her I will never be able to act on them or tell her about them for I am nothing more than a humble knight. I may be from a highly respected and honorable family of loyal knights sworn only to the King but even with my high social standing it doesn't even come near the prestige I would have to have in order for me to have the first and only princess of our kingdom hand in marriage. Even though she has little to no respect for the worlds class system and how just for being born to certain parents gave the child freedom or a life of servitude ev
Alice TGAlice TG2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Alec wandered through the wide forest. It was a beautiful place, especially this early in fall. The weather was just right, with a comfortable temperature. The trees were a brilliant mix of yellow, red, and green. Beauty and perfection surrounded him, and it was all he could do to keep from drooling.
Alec loved the forest. Ever since he was a child, he would wander through the boughs of the trees, climbing, sneaking, jumping, whatever, as long is it was in the forest. The f
Join Mistress SorrowThey left meJoin Mistress Sorrow6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
In a dark and cold field
We were dancing awhile ago
While hearing each other's echoes
They left me
On a flowery and a swamp-like garden
We were planting those seeds
While looking at each other's hands
Join my eyes that kept on twirling
Be with me...
My darling that kept on smilling
You walked coming to me
Infront of the bloody gate
Reached out your hand to me
While holding this wedding veil
You held up my arms from you
And felt a warmth from you
I don't know why you're doing this
Acting so strange that made me dizzy
They hurted me
Like a Lion and Knight fighting
All I can remember is a smile
That ran away from me on miles
They teased me
Like rich stabbing those poor
All I can remember is blue around me
That had a dawn that is not pure
Join me dancing with sorrow
Be with me...
My darling that kept on looking
You walked coming to me
Infront of the bloody gate
Reached out your hand to me
While holding this wedding veil
You held up my
Things to do...THINGS TO DO WHILE YOURE BORED IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!Things to do...7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
1) Make a list.
2) Make paper hat out of geometry notes.
3) Conduct experiments to determine whether or not any of your textbooks can qualify as a deadly weapon.
4) Start a food fight. During English.
5) Start a mosh pit. During English.
6) Start a presidential campaign. During English.
7) Start a band. During English.
8) Start a new religion. During English.
9) Repeat steps 4-8 when your English teacher decides to retire early.
10) Repeat steps 4-8 during Spanish.
11) Repeat steps 4-8 during History.
12) Repeat steps 4-8 with a Southern Accent.
13) Repeat steps 4-8 while wearing a bullfighting costume.
14) Repeat steps 4-8 while riding a unicycle.
15) When faced with a 5-minute oral report, start by thanking your mom, your friends, your family, your neighbors, your teachers, the cashier who served you at the Kwik-E Mart last night, and whoever else you
01- The Deal--This Chapter is rated "PG" for minor suggestive content--01- The Deal5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Observation is one of those things that are most critical when entering into something new. Not that observation was one of his strong points. In fact, up to three years ago, it was considered almost a nuisance. But time had changed that. And now was the time to use what he had been given.
So, he observed
A lowly woman, probably in her mid thirties, wanted to thin up so she could impress a special man in her life. Oh yeah- she thinned-up all right. She thinned-up right out of sight.
A young couple wanted to get married. But both of their parents said 'No'. They said they wanted to spend the rest of their lives together. Well, they did. The family never know where they ended up.
A man in his forties said his wife wanted to leave him because it wasn't working out between them anymore. She w
The Harpy's StatueThe Harpy's Statue11 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Harpies have had many iterations within mythology,” Mr. Evans explained while bringing up pictures on his PowerPoint presentation. “In early mythology, they were seen as beautiful, winged maidens. They were like the Greek angels. However, later writings describe them as having faces like ugly old women and the claws of a hawk.” He brought up a slide of what looked like an eagle with the head of a vampire woman. An ugly vampire woman, to be exact.
“Sir,” Alex said while raising his hand, “how could their image change that much?”
“It’s actually quite simple,” the teacher grinned at his student’s interest. “These kinds of things happen all the time. This is just like how we call the Greek legend Heracles ‘Hercules’ because of different iterations and translations and such. Some believe their characterization changed at some point within the Middle Ages and Dante’s Inferno, but no one can
The Chemicals Between UsThe Chemicals Between Us8 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Colin had received the letter two weeks after his eighteenth birthday. "Congratulations!" it began. "You are pre-approved for a Breeding Marriage License! Enclosed is form MGA-1304, application for suggested partners. Please complete this form and return it to the Ministry for Genetic Affairs to request your list of genetically compatible partners." He folded the letter back into its envelope and drew out the application. After scanning across it briefly, he set it on the table and opened the next item, another piece of college junk mail.
It sat in a filing cabinet until a biting February day three years later. As he was walking home from a senior seminar on twenty-first century composition, the woman Colin had been seeing for the past few months stopped him on the sidewalk. His fingers searched for the warm spots in his pockets as she coolly broke up with him. "I'm sending for my partners list, and I think that we should end this relationship," she told him. "I just don't see the poin
PetitePetite3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
This is Kyle or what used to be him. Kyle had a brother named Logan who always hated how Kyle did everything better than he did, sports, school, even girls. He was sick of it so one day surfing the web Logan found a spell that was supposed to get rid of someone so he memorized it. The next day Logan was waiting for Kyle at home. When Kyle walked in Logan hit him with a baseball bat. While Kyle was unconscious he used the spell only he forgot some words & instead of Kyle disappearing. Instead of being his 22 year old self he became a 20 year old he shrunk from 6 foot 6 to a petite 5 foot 1, his brown buzz cut turned blonde & grew down past his shoulders, his features became less masculine he lost all his muscle, his arms, legs, hands, & feet grew small & slender, his clothes changed from a leather jacket & jeans to a tight fitting corset & matching panties, his waist become more curved, & his hips cracked outward, his changes were finally wrapping up when two giant DD formed in his ches
A Pokemon Love StoryA Pokemon Love Story9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Torchics are red,
Mudkips are blue.
This is the love story
of a lonely young Xatu.
All day he sat alone,
wishing things would change.
He constantly felt binded
by his imaginary chains.
Xatu thought of a plan:
call up all of his friends.
Invite them to a party,
hoping his problems would end.
He called them all up,
and now he must wait.
In order to succeed,
his party must be great!
The guests all arrived,
and all right on time.
They then got to see
the great Mr. Mime.
Juggling Poke Balls,
the crowd loved his tricks.
Next up on the stage
was the fiery Vulpix.
She spewed fire all around;
what a masterful art!
But little did she know,
she'd captured Xatu's heart.
He stopped and he stared
at the beautiful fox.
But then suddenly appeared
an old and wise Solrock.
"If it's Vulpix's heart
you wish to obtain,
you must understand
that it'll all be in vain."
"What do you mean?
Is there anything that I can do?"
"Yes, you must seek out
the Legendary Pokémon, Mew."
"You've got to be kidding!"
Real Men of GeniusReal Men of Genius5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius!)
Today we salute you, Mr. Devious News Article Rejector Guy.
(Mr. Devious News Article Rejector Guy!)
One hundred people loved the article, but what do they know?
(wake up, sheeple!)
Anyone can lend their public support, but your faceless thumbs-down will be heard around the world.
(anonymity is my friend!)
For you, it's not about the content or the cause, it's about the DDs you've never received on your erotic furry fiction.
(just don't understand me!)
Yours is a lone voice now, but soon the faceless masses will pour in to reject this article along with you, just as soon as you can make the alt accounts.
(my personal army!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, ninja of negation, because no party is complete without a wet blanket.
(Mr. Devious News Article Rejector Guy!)
Have You Ever FeltHave You Ever Felt3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Have you ever felt alone, in a room full of people?
Have you ever felt dead, when you 're alive?
Have you ever laughed, but cried your heart out on the inside?
Have you ever felt free, But still trapped?
Have you ever felt the need, the big need to
Fake a smile, and act like it's okay?
I have, and I will do
But staying true to yourself, knowing who you are
That is the most important thing, a human can do
A Short, Endless Biography...A Short, Endless Biography of TushiA Short, Endless Biography...6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Tushi was a cat who could have been an ocean.
She could have been other things as well like a blanket that smelled of warmth, a puddle in your green yards, a broken wristwatch, a collage of photographs never taken together, a pair of socks or even, a grey, cloudy afternoon.
But she mustve been destined to be an ocean. Its unquestionable.
Tushi wasnt always a cat. Before becoming a cat, she had been a balloon. Red with yellow-freckles. Hydrogen filled. After the kid had left the string that connected the balloon in a childs hand with the eternal call of the ether, calling Tushi. After the kid had let go of that divine connection, like children always do. After the inflicted independence. Tushi had flown higher.
The breeze playing with her artificial, rubbery skin. Carrying her hither and thither. Over many fields, cities and their adjacent court-houses. And one endless blue sky that encompasses it all with snowfla
Dear MeDear Little Rachel,Dear Me5 years ago in Letters More Like This
Yes, darling, you. You standing in the queue to get out of the airport, wrapped up as though it was minus 20 degrees Celsius outside when it was just 16 degrees. You there, aged eleven years old, your skin used to humidity and now cracking up like aging plaster in the blast of dry August air.
I know who you are. You brought me to life by your dreams, your bitter recollections of better days as you tried to defog the future, only to realise it was as misty as ever. I am who you are then, and you are who I am now. Call me a time traveller, talking to you and breaking a hundred physical laws but trust me, I'm just here to give you something.
Yeah, really, I hear you scoff. What have you learnt in the last five and a half years that you can tell me about? I mean, you're only about to turn seventeen. You're not even an adult. You're only an angst-ridden, bitchy, moody, internet-addicted teenager without one shred of philosophical decency. A teen advising
wanna be loveI look out the window,wanna be love5 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
To see you.
Your smile brighter than the sun
-so beautiful and brilliant.
I feel my face all hot,
Burning like fire,
I stumble and duck below the window.
The blushing cools and stop
-i calm a little.
Relief floods me,
O how i wish i had courage,
To tell you how i feel.
I want to be together
-entwined arm in arm.
Like a couple filled with admiration,
7 Kisses7 Kisses3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"N!" Touko shouted gleefully, running to aforementioned person. He opened his arms to catch her and the next thing he knew, she was in his arms, laughing.
"What is it Touko?" he asked. Touko beamed up at him.
"I got the lead in the Musical! My Emolga will be the star of 'A Sweet Soiree'!" she exclaimed. "Isn't it wonderful?!" N smiled down at her.
"It sure is." And he bent down and affectionately rubbed noses with her, the two laughing.
He hugged her tightly as she sobbed in his arms. He cursed Silver's bruteness. How the hell did Lyra put up with that guy in the first place?
"It's okay, Touko " he soothingly whispered, and planted a reassuring kiss on her forehead.
"Everything's going to be ok."
Kiss on the Cheek
"Do you want to go out again?" N stammered from his place on Touko's porch. Tou
Twilight-Uncensored Ch.2ReviewTwilight-Uncensored Ch.2Review4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Review of Chapter Two
By Stephenie Meyer
Okay, so I'm back again with the second chapter of Twilight.
Just like last time, I'm going to start off by saying that I'm going into this with a perspective that may be harsh, too critical and possibly laced with more F-bombs than an Eminem song. I'm giving you the view of Twilight as raw from me as possible. This is also just for fun guys. I'm not torturing myself too much, because I love to rant and rave like the next bastard and you like to be entertained. Don't lie. Fuckers.
Last time I started on the book with the preface and chapter one; introducing the character Bella and a brief glimpse of Edward Cullen. Bella is "new" to Forksdespite being from Forks and visiting every summer for fourteen years. Her first day of school and run-in with the teen heart throb Edward Cullen has left her off in the previous chapter as having a break down in her little go-go mobile.
And this is where we begin the illustrious
The WayYou Make Me FeelI love the way you make me feelThe WayYou Make Me Feel6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Like I'm the most beautiful girl in the world
Seeing you look at me the way you do
Makes my legs go weak
I'm so happy when we're together
And hate when I have to leave
If I could spend forever in you arms
Everytime I see you
I feel the need to kiss you
Where your fingers touch my body
They leave waves of pleasure in their wake
When our bodies are intertwined
Everything else seems so trivial
Hold me tightly
And don't let go
Let me stay in this moment forever