Challenge: SushiSushi</i>Challenge: Sushi6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
pairing: Zack x Cloud
"seriously, Zack, back!" Cloud said with a frown and glare, looking over to the man trying to give him a hug and kiss.
"Whaaat? Zack exasperated, frowning in confusion, backing up like asked.
"Your breath! You've been eating sushi and you know how allergic I am to shrimp! I'd rather like to breathe after a kiss, thanks" Cloud said with his frown, arms crossed over his chest.
Zack stared then sighed and hung his head, "Alright, alright! I'll be right back" He said then turned and walked out of the room, heading towards the bathroom of their shared apartment he returned with minty breath without a trace of the shrimp left in his mouth.
He walked up to cloud and wrapped his arms around him in a hug "Sorry, Chokie, I sometimes forget how allergic you are" He said, apologizing into the blond's hair.
Cloud sighed and retuned the hug, tucking his head under Zack's chin. "It's okay, I shouldn't've snapped. I know you like sushi and I'm not asking you t
Snake 101 - Kaa's new Snake GirlsPart 1: The InvitationSnake 101 - Kaa's new Snake Girls3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Kas was yawning from boredom. A week ago it would hardly to believe that her live could be even more confusing.
First there was the incident with the cat-girl, which she had made to her kittens.
Then there was the incident with her ordered Power Puff costume, where she still had the feeling that she had actually want to have a slightly larger one. But every time she thought about it more accurately, she was really happy with her order.
She remembered, too vague to a machine, from which she had thought she would just take a picture of her. After that she was such a thing was like a sonic robot-kitten, or was it all just a dream?
The pink Delmo outfit, her malfunctioned robot-maid, the whole was rather exhausted and also made her a little more prone to boredom that tormented her now.
Somehow it had all these boxes and incidents so used that it confused her once a long time nothing happened. She took walks in the park, but even that was only ever a short-term pleasu
What's more important? Will you regret it? Part 1What's more important? Will you regret it? Part 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I am the protector of the sole princess of the Kingdom Of Ereven. King Ranbel personally selected me to protect his only daughter; Dolores. She was the most beautiful woman I had ever laid eyes on and I quickly fell in love with her not only for her beauty but for her kind hearted demeanor and how much she openly expressed her deep care for all people without care for their social class or background, but alas even though I have these feelings for her I will never be able to act on them or tell her about them for I am nothing more than a humble knight. I may be from a highly respected and honorable family of loyal knights sworn only to the King but even with my high social standing it doesn't even come near the prestige I would have to have in order for me to have the first and only princess of our kingdom hand in marriage. Even though she has little to no respect for the worlds class system and how just for being born to certain parents gave the child freedom or a life of servitude ev
APH - ChinaxReader - Golden LotusAPH - ChinaxReader - Golden Lotus3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You knew China had quite an extensive history of events both beautiful and horrifying, had gone through and done terrible things in his time. You knew he suffered from painful memories, but that he, like a dragon, was strong enough not to let them prevent him from loving life. He could be quite silly, with his love of cute things, his strange habit of adding "aru" to his sentences when he was in a humorous mood and crying "Aiyah!" when he was exasperated or distressed, and the way he would sometimes pout when something went wrong, but he also had a side of his personality that spoke of regality and strength, which could be seen in the proud way he held his head, his impossible grace and poise, which could only be attained over a four thousand year lifespan, even the way his long dark hair flowed behind him like black silken ribbons on windy days. You knew he was a beautiful man through and through, and that he would make a wonderful husband when he proposed to you, and so far, in th
Alice TGAlice TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Alec wandered through the wide forest. It was a beautiful place, especially this early in fall. The weather was just right, with a comfortable temperature. The trees were a brilliant mix of yellow, red, and green. Beauty and perfection surrounded him, and it was all he could do to keep from drooling.
Alec loved the forest. Ever since he was a child, he would wander through the boughs of the trees, climbing, sneaking, jumping, whatever, as long is it was in the forest. The f
Becoming a CustodianThere was a rhythmic clicking and tapping as white pointed feet crept over the stones near the large cavernous opening which served as one of the exits for the trials; where young grubs could be found emerging from at any given time. Various other white carapaced creatures scoured the entrance for the small wrigglers. Those who found an acceptable one would take it up and scurry off with their find. It was hard work to find a decent charge before another got to it first. There were often fights over who would end up with the grubbling, fights which only ended with one Lusi standing.Becoming a Custodian4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Emitting a irritated growl one particular Lusus crept on in search for a charge. A search it had been on for years with no success. Coming across a grub it leaned down and scented it out. With a rattle of frustrated clicks from its throat it moved on without so much as a second glance. Clicking over the stones its attention was grabbed by a disgruntled holler from one of the other Lusi. The creature reared
The Harpy's StatueThe Harpy's Statue2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Harpies have had many iterations within mythology,” Mr. Evans explained while bringing up pictures on his PowerPoint presentation. “In early mythology, they were seen as beautiful, winged maidens. They were like the Greek angels. However, later writings describe them as having faces like ugly old women and the claws of a hawk.” He brought up a slide of what looked like an eagle with the head of a vampire woman. An ugly vampire woman, to be exact.
“Sir,” Alex said while raising his hand, “how could their image change that much?”
“It’s actually quite simple,” the teacher grinned at his student’s interest. “These kinds of things happen all the time. This is just like how we call the Greek legend Heracles ‘Hercules’ because of different iterations and translations and such. Some believe their characterization changed at some point within the Middle Ages and Dante’s Inferno, but no one can
JOYJOY4 years ago in Emotional More Like This
JOY comes by putting (J)esus first, (O)thers second, and (Y)ourself last.
If you have JOY in your life: comment and say it loud and proud!
Real Men of GeniusReal Men of Genius6 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius!)
Today we salute you, Mr. Devious News Article Rejector Guy.
(Mr. Devious News Article Rejector Guy!)
One hundred people loved the article, but what do they know?
(wake up, sheeple!)
Anyone can lend their public support, but your faceless thumbs-down will be heard around the world.
(anonymity is my friend!)
For you, it's not about the content or the cause, it's about the DDs you've never received on your erotic furry fiction.
(just don't understand me!)
Yours is a lone voice now, but soon the faceless masses will pour in to reject this article along with you, just as soon as you can make the alt accounts.
(my personal army!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, ninja of negation, because no party is complete without a wet blanket.
(Mr. Devious News Article Rejector Guy!)
Things to do...THINGS TO DO WHILE YOURE BORED IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!Things to do...8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
1) Make a list.
2) Make paper hat out of geometry notes.
3) Conduct experiments to determine whether or not any of your textbooks can qualify as a deadly weapon.
4) Start a food fight. During English.
5) Start a mosh pit. During English.
6) Start a presidential campaign. During English.
7) Start a band. During English.
8) Start a new religion. During English.
9) Repeat steps 4-8 when your English teacher decides to retire early.
10) Repeat steps 4-8 during Spanish.
11) Repeat steps 4-8 during History.
12) Repeat steps 4-8 with a Southern Accent.
13) Repeat steps 4-8 while wearing a bullfighting costume.
14) Repeat steps 4-8 while riding a unicycle.
15) When faced with a 5-minute oral report, start by thanking your mom, your friends, your family, your neighbors, your teachers, the cashier who served you at the Kwik-E Mart last night, and whoever else you
Exploring gone wrongExploring gone wrong3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Exploring gone wrong
Shino liked exploring. He loved it so much that he spent every holiday and free day out somewhere, wandering through a forest or a more or less hidden valley.
Today he had driven to a small village, called Riverwood, near a deep forest. He had rented a room in the village inn. Then he had packed a backpack and went out into the fields on his way to the forest.
As always he had taken no map or other orientating item with him. His friends called him mad and crazy, because he did that, but he thought it just made things more exiting.
Over the years he had gathered a lot of experience in the field and he was able to navigate almost any territory, without a map or other help. Because of that, he wasnt worried a bit about finding his way back home into the village. Until now he had always been lucky.
If only he had known that his luck would fail him today
He walked through the forest, taking smaller paths and not sticking t
A Pokemon Love StoryA Pokemon Love Story10 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Torchics are red,
Mudkips are blue.
This is the love story
of a lonely young Xatu.
All day he sat alone,
wishing things would change.
He constantly felt binded
by his imaginary chains.
Xatu thought of a plan:
call up all of his friends.
Invite them to a party,
hoping his problems would end.
He called them all up,
and now he must wait.
In order to succeed,
his party must be great!
The guests all arrived,
and all right on time.
They then got to see
the great Mr. Mime.
Juggling Poke Balls,
the crowd loved his tricks.
Next up on the stage
was the fiery Vulpix.
She spewed fire all around;
what a masterful art!
But little did she know,
she'd captured Xatu's heart.
He stopped and he stared
at the beautiful fox.
But then suddenly appeared
an old and wise Solrock.
"If it's Vulpix's heart
you wish to obtain,
you must understand
that it'll all be in vain."
"What do you mean?
Is there anything that I can do?"
"Yes, you must seek out
the Legendary Pokémon, Mew."
"You've got to be kidding!"
Join Mistress SorrowThey left meJoin Mistress Sorrow7 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
In a dark and cold field
We were dancing awhile ago
While hearing each other's echoes
They left me
On a flowery and a swamp-like garden
We were planting those seeds
While looking at each other's hands
Join my eyes that kept on twirling
Be with me...
My darling that kept on smilling
You walked coming to me
Infront of the bloody gate
Reached out your hand to me
While holding this wedding veil
You held up my arms from you
And felt a warmth from you
I don't know why you're doing this
Acting so strange that made me dizzy
They hurted me
Like a Lion and Knight fighting
All I can remember is a smile
That ran away from me on miles
They teased me
Like rich stabbing those poor
All I can remember is blue around me
That had a dawn that is not pure
Join me dancing with sorrow
Be with me...
My darling that kept on looking
You walked coming to me
Infront of the bloody gate
Reached out your hand to me
While holding this wedding veil
You held up my
Dear MeDear Little Rachel,Dear Me6 years ago in Letters More Like This
Yes, darling, you. You standing in the queue to get out of the airport, wrapped up as though it was minus 20 degrees Celsius outside when it was just 16 degrees. You there, aged eleven years old, your skin used to humidity and now cracking up like aging plaster in the blast of dry August air.
I know who you are. You brought me to life by your dreams, your bitter recollections of better days as you tried to defog the future, only to realise it was as misty as ever. I am who you are then, and you are who I am now. Call me a time traveller, talking to you and breaking a hundred physical laws but trust me, I'm just here to give you something.
Yeah, really, I hear you scoff. What have you learnt in the last five and a half years that you can tell me about? I mean, you're only about to turn seventeen. You're not even an adult. You're only an angst-ridden, bitchy, moody, internet-addicted teenager without one shred of philosophical decency. A teen advising
A Silly BrideHow did it turn into this I thought to myself as the girls that had surrounded me continued their giggling and laughter at my expense. But before we get into my current predicament perhaps I should start at the beginning.A Silly Bride2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
My name is Alex, Im 18 years old and I am rather on the smallish side for a boy standing at a mere 5 ft inches. Im also very skinny as I weigh a mere 130 pounds. I have light brown hair that falls a bit past my shoulders and some big green eyes.
I had just finally gotten my own apartment in the city which was convenient because this allowed me to be just a few blocks away from where I worked. I always enjoyed walking to work, because I always liked to see the hustle and bustle of the city streets. One store in particular that always seemed busy was a local bridal store that always had some bride and her entourage trying to find the right wedding dress.
I must admit that the whole process was rather confusing to me. Why people would pay thousand
Meeting Katie Ka-BoomMona: "You three ready for this?"Meeting Katie Ka-Boom5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Wario: "Ready and willing!"
Me: "Me too."
Wario: She's Katie Ka-Boom, Katie Ka-Boom
Me: She lives in a house with a garden in bloom
ApacheMan2K: Her family knows that anytime soon...
All (in unison): Their little lady Katie, goes ka-boom.
[Cue explosion effects]
[End intro song]
Mona: "And...cut! Enjoy the short fic, folks!"
(She smiles and winks)
-Katie Ka-Boom: The Broken Nail-
Today, at a bowling alley in Burbank, CA, Cheerful White, Cool Black, Cute Pink, ApacheMan2K, and I were getting things ready for our bowling game. We originally came to Burbank to show them around at where the Warner siblings -- Yakko, Wakko, and Dot -- and all the other Animaniacs-related characters live in.
Cheerful White: "Wow! This place is great! I never knew the Animaniacs characters lived here."
Cool Black: "Yeah. We never had that show back in our world."
Cute Pink: "We should tell Gi
Have You Ever FeltHave You Ever Felt4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Have you ever felt alone, in a room full of people?
Have you ever felt dead, when you 're alive?
Have you ever laughed, but cried your heart out on the inside?
Have you ever felt free, But still trapped?
Have you ever felt the need, the big need to
Fake a smile, and act like it's okay?
I have, and I will do
But staying true to yourself, knowing who you are
That is the most important thing, a human can do
The Chemicals Between UsThe Chemicals Between Us9 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Colin had received the letter two weeks after his eighteenth birthday. "Congratulations!" it began. "You are pre-approved for a Breeding Marriage License! Enclosed is form MGA-1304, application for suggested partners. Please complete this form and return it to the Ministry for Genetic Affairs to request your list of genetically compatible partners." He folded the letter back into its envelope and drew out the application. After scanning across it briefly, he set it on the table and opened the next item, another piece of college junk mail.
It sat in a filing cabinet until a biting February day three years later. As he was walking home from a senior seminar on twenty-first century composition, the woman Colin had been seeing for the past few months stopped him on the sidewalk. His fingers searched for the warm spots in his pockets as she coolly broke up with him. "I'm sending for my partners list, and I think that we should end this relationship," she told him. "I just don't see the poin
Twilight-Uncensored Ch.2ReviewTwilight-Uncensored Ch.2Review4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Review of Chapter Two
By Stephenie Meyer
Okay, so I'm back again with the second chapter of Twilight.
Just like last time, I'm going to start off by saying that I'm going into this with a perspective that may be harsh, too critical and possibly laced with more F-bombs than an Eminem song. I'm giving you the view of Twilight as raw from me as possible. This is also just for fun guys. I'm not torturing myself too much, because I love to rant and rave like the next bastard and you like to be entertained. Don't lie. Fuckers.
Last time I started on the book with the preface and chapter one; introducing the character Bella and a brief glimpse of Edward Cullen. Bella is "new" to Forksdespite being from Forks and visiting every summer for fourteen years. Her first day of school and run-in with the teen heart throb Edward Cullen has left her off in the previous chapter as having a break down in her little go-go mobile.
And this is where we begin the illustrious
The Unknown Prince chapter 2The Unknown Prince chapter 27 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Unknown Prince: Chapter 2
Cauli pacing field, frustrated, she kicks a rock. damn it Ve! Where are you? Then, Ves power level shows up on her scouter. Gazing up at him she shouts, ABOUT TIME YOU JERK!
He lands next to her, Listen Cauli, Im-
DONT YOU DARE SAY IM SORRY. she said as she did the quote un-quote with her fingers, YOU LEFT ME HERE WAITING FOR A HOUR! A HOUR!! DID YOU HAPPEN TO FORGET THAT UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I HAVE A MISSION THAT I HAVE TO GET TO IN A HALF HOUR!
She then lunges, a ki punch at the ready. Ve blocks her attack IT WASNT MY FAULT!
ITS NEVER YOUR FAULT YOU JERK!! She fires ki blast at him that would have given him the closes shave hes ever had.
Ve yelps and barely gets out of the way in time, MY DAD HELD ME UP!
Cauli stops, and frowns at him, About what?
PetitePetite4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
This is Kyle or what used to be him. Kyle had a brother named Logan who always hated how Kyle did everything better than he did, sports, school, even girls. He was sick of it so one day surfing the web Logan found a spell that was supposed to get rid of someone so he memorized it. The next day Logan was waiting for Kyle at home. When Kyle walked in Logan hit him with a baseball bat. While Kyle was unconscious he used the spell only he forgot some words & instead of Kyle disappearing. Instead of being his 22 year old self he became a 20 year old he shrunk from 6 foot 6 to a petite 5 foot 1, his brown buzz cut turned blonde & grew down past his shoulders, his features became less masculine he lost all his muscle, his arms, legs, hands, & feet grew small & slender, his clothes changed from a leather jacket & jeans to a tight fitting corset & matching panties, his waist become more curved, & his hips cracked outward, his changes were finally wrapping up when two giant DD formed in his ches
wanna be loveI look out the window,wanna be love6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
To see you.
Your smile brighter than the sun
-so beautiful and brilliant.
I feel my face all hot,
Burning like fire,
I stumble and duck below the window.
The blushing cools and stop
-i calm a little.
Relief floods me,
O how i wish i had courage,
To tell you how i feel.
I want to be together
-entwined arm in arm.
Like a couple filled with admiration,
7 Kisses7 Kisses4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"N!" Touko shouted gleefully, running to aforementioned person. He opened his arms to catch her and the next thing he knew, she was in his arms, laughing.
"What is it Touko?" he asked. Touko beamed up at him.
"I got the lead in the Musical! My Emolga will be the star of 'A Sweet Soiree'!" she exclaimed. "Isn't it wonderful?!" N smiled down at her.
"It sure is." And he bent down and affectionately rubbed noses with her, the two laughing.
He hugged her tightly as she sobbed in his arms. He cursed Silver's bruteness. How the hell did Lyra put up with that guy in the first place?
"It's okay, Touko " he soothingly whispered, and planted a reassuring kiss on her forehead.
"Everything's going to be ok."
Kiss on the Cheek
"Do you want to go out again?" N stammered from his place on Touko's porch. Tou
Dear Yaoi Fangirls: I Hate YouDear Yaoi Fangirls: I Hate You11 years ago in Editorial More Like This
I hate yaoi fangirls, and I am one.
You may be looking at me with tears in your eyes right now and saying, "Why Chopstick... why?!"
Well, I'm gonna tell you why.
1. You're just writing about them because they're hot.
Let's just forget that they hated each other in the game. Let's completely forget that both of them were completely straight and had loving girlfriends in the anime. And heaven forbid I bring up the idea that they were really "just friends" in the manga. I'm not really bitching about drabbles or crackfics so much as I am the fifty-page-long epics that completely ignore canon.
AND I MEAN COMPLETELY.
Rinoa was just so whiny and Squall and Seifer were just SO KAWAII, you HAD to kill her or maim her or turn her into a ditzy bitch that Squall despised. I hated her too, you know, but I'm not willing to actually sit down and write her out of the picture in such an abrupt and unlikely way it could be considered a cop-out. For gods' sake, have pride in w