Pokemon Rant on PaulWhy I Hate Paul
The Paul I am referring to is a character in the pokemon anime, who is currently Ash's primary rival while the group is in the Sinnoh region. Paul is really a varied character: on the Serebii.net forums, the Paul character discussion thread has, at the time of writing, nearly spans twenty pages, though most of it is saying how "awesome" he is. However, I do not think he is awesome. I hate him more than I hate Harley from the same show. I want to strangle Paul and break one of his limbs. Most probably won't know why I feel this way, so I will explain.
First, Pokemon are sentient beings in this setting. As Linkara pointed ou
MLP Additional Songs: Razzle DazzleSung in Season 1 Episode 6: "Boast Busters"MLP Additional Songs: Razzle Dazzle3 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Watch in awe as the Great and Powerful Trixie performs the most spectacular feats of magic ever witnessed by pony eyes!!!
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction would be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, your just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise!
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Achievement UnlockedGhetsis was in a rant mode. Black and Zekrom had just defeated him and no words could describe Ghetsis right now, other than blue assed pissed. All his hard work, manipulating N to capture Reshiram and putting together a whole team of evil pokemon thieves had been for naught.Achievement Unlocked1 year ago in Humor More Like This
"What?! I created Team Plasma with my own hands. I'm absolutely perfect! I AM PERFECTION! I am the perfect ruler of a perfect new world! Mwa ha ha! Since I couldn't become the hero and obtain the legendary Pokémon myself... I prepared someone for that purpose--N! He's nothing more than a freak without a human heart. Do you think you're going to get through to a war
The Great Fandom DebateI was on the internet in Springtime in a very secluded corner when I heard an obsessive and an abstainer holding a great debate. Their argument was fierce, passionate, and vehement, sometimes sotto voce, sometimes loud; and each of them swelled with rage against the other and let out all their anger, and said the very worst they could think of about the other's character, and especially they argued strongly against each other's passion.The Great Fandom Debate1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
The abstainer began the argument in the corner of a forum and perched on a high pedestal---there was plenty of distance around it--- behind an impenetrable thick wall. He was all the happier because of the wa
America is whiteAmerica is white.America is white2 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Not orange. Not purple. White.
White as freshly fallen snow.
White as pure sugar.
Undeniably, wholly, white.
Sounds racist, no?
I don't blame you.
Right now, you probably want to kick down my front door, march into my house, and
explicitly tell me how diverse America is, the contributions of minorities to
American culture, etc. And you'd probably beat the stuffing out of me as you did.
Believe it or not, what I'm saying isn't racist at all.
You see, white isn't a color; it's every color.
Peach, black, brown, tan, yellow, red, blue, green.
All these colors and more, blended together.
That's what white is
My Little Creepypasta pt2.My Little CreepypastaMy Little Creepypasta pt2.2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Hearing her sister in distress spurred Rarity into action. She dashed to the front door and unbolted it with her magic, and it promptly burst open as Sweetie Belle barged her way inside.
The little filly was a frightful mess she was trembling and she appeared to be close to tears. She was breathing hard, her chest heaving in and out.
"My goodness Sweetie Belle, what's wrong with you? Whatever's happened?"
She managed to catch her breath long enough to gasp out a dire warning: "The door! You've gotta close the door!"
Rarity, confused and not a little frightened, walked to the open doorway and looked ou
MLP: AdoredMLP: Adored1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Changeling Kingdom, or the 'Motherland' as the species often affectionately referred to it, was located far away from Equestria in the east, crossing plains, deserts and glaciers. It would take weeks worth of travel for any pony using non-magical means to reach the country, but once they did, they would definitely know.
It was a vast, depleted country, characterised by a desolate mountainous landscape which, during its infamously long, vicious winters, was always blanketed by thick layers of snow. The summer was not too pleasant, either; it sometimes got hot enough to kill scores off by heatstroke. The kingdom, especially as a mo
Nobody listened.A young girl... she lived to the East of Nimbasa city, upon the long road that stretched between Nimbasa city and Black City... she was such a sweet little girl, simply nine years of age.Nobody listened.2 years ago in Horror More Like This
Her parents, deceased... her auntie looked after her. She would always go to the enormous lake to play with the Pokemon there; numerous Pokemon would come there and although she was defenceless, the Pokemon never attacked her. She was so sweet that even the Tyranitar would come close to her to watch their young play alongside her. However, one group of Pokemon in particular made her the most happy.
A small family of Abra had recently nestled in the area, a
My Little Creepypasta pt1.My Little CreepypastaMy Little Creepypasta pt1.2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a cloudless autumn night. The stars shone brightly, clearly defined in the dark sky above Ponyville as midnight drew ever nearer.
The town itself was quiet. Most of its population was already asleep, except for those unlucky enough to have to work the late shift. Two bakers, husband and wife, were putting the finishing touches to a large order that had to be shipped to Canterlot early the next morning.
Apart from that, everypony had retired to bed the only other lights in town were coming from the lower windows of Twilight Sparkle's library, where she was hosting her second ever slumber party wit