Pokemon Rant on PaulWhy I Hate Paul
The Paul I am referring to is a character in the pokemon anime, who is currently Ash's primary rival while the group is in the Sinnoh region. Paul is really a varied character: on the Serebii.net forums, the Paul character discussion thread has, at the time of writing, nearly spans twenty pages, though most of it is saying how "awesome" he is. However, I do not think he is awesome. I hate him more than I hate Harley from the same show. I want to strangle Paul and break one of his limbs. Most probably won't know why I feel this way, so I will explain.
First, Pokemon are sentient beings in this setting. As Linkara pointed out in his review of "Captain Planet and the Planeteers #3," if animals were truly intelligent enough to make their own decisions and follow orders, animals would easily be given rights. Considering that many pokemon in this setting are shown to be smart enough to qualify, pokemon should have a bill of rights. In the real world, Paul's trea
Top 20 Worst SpongeBob Episodes Part 1Me: Hello, I'm Fhqwhgads-2! Bringing you your favorite series into my own fan fiction image! *clears throat* Long ago, in the network of Nickelodeon, there came a very simple basis of a show. A sea sponge who would bring us joy and laughter to us everywhere. He had everything. He had good humor, he had strategy, he had well-paced stories, he had all sorts of internet memes created from certain scenes. And his name was SpongeBob SquarePants. He was no doubt one of Nickelodeon's greatest creations, and after his one theatrical release, it seemed the time had come for him to-Top 20 Worst SpongeBob Episodes Part 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
SpongeBob Season 8 card is shown
Me: GODDAMMIT! IT'S STILL ON?!
Clips from the show play
Me: Yes, like a lot of people out there, I just wish SpongeBob would just up and die at some point! It's no doubt he started off strong at the begining of his career, but after his big movie, we all thought that he started going straight downhill with all sorts of episodes that would make his osculums hurt. It's no
like in romance novels.i would like to say that it's not my fault i fall in love in five minutes, i would like to tell you i am logical and intelligent and everything the stereotypical whimsical teenage girl is not. because i am supposed to be the person that isn't like everybody else, that doesn't fall into a stereotype, that doesn't fit into any pre-made shape or size or measurement. i am supposed to be the girl that has will power and judgment and thinks ahead. i'm supposed to be on a different shelf, a higher shelf, a place with only me. but i keep finding all these other people on the shelf; it's getting bigger or something. or maybe i just fell down and i didn't notice.like in romance novels.6 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
i find myself looking at people and wishing that for once there would be some magical moment and they would say to me, "i think you're beautiful."
Top 20 Worst SpongeBob Episodes Part 2Me: Number 10Top 20 Worst SpongeBob Episodes Part 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
If the episode As Seen On TV and Can You Spare A Dime? were to spliced together, this would be the result of the abomination that comes out of the process. I'll show you as we go along.
SpongeBob: You're nothin'! Is all that grime supposed to scare me, Mr. Mirror?
Me: I would throw in that You Talkin' To Me scene from Taxi Driver, but I think I'd be wasting it. Similar to Krab-Borg, SpongeBob overhears something Mr. Krabs is saying and thinks he's gonna let the little guy go, making SpongeBob believe he's the little guy.
Krabs: Yeah, as much as I don't like doin' it, I have to let him go. He's gotten too bigfor his cage! *lifts cage* Go ahead, little guy. Fly away. You'll be missed.
Me: That's right. Mr. Krabs wasn't referring to SpongeBob at all. He was referring to his pet scallop. So, SpongeBob is going through an episode for no reason.
SpongeBob: Oh, what's the use, Gary? I'VE LOST THE WILL TO GO ON!
Me: And he acts like a total drama queen.
We all are beautiful!We all are beautiful!We all are beautiful!6 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
The problem is on our eyes!
Ash and PETA's WritingIt was never new for some new writer to come along and warp their personalities. Fan fiction writers did this all the time, but they had always overcome that easily and returned to their rightful hearts.Ash and PETA's Writing3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Each step felt as though dull needles were jabbing into Pikachu's feet. Blood stained his rich yellow fur as it dripped from wounds he had to heal slowly and painfully rather than quickly through a trip to the Pokémon Center. The heavy metal collar stuck around his throat slowed and gagged the speedy fighter. It was nothing, however, compared to how others suffered.
This time, however, was worse, so much worse. The personalities of his closest friends were warped into something so opposite of who they truly were that it became more horrifying than anything Pikachu has seen. For days, he suffered under gruesome abuse committed by his own trainer until finally escaping.
. . . No, not his own trainer. The person who abused and beaten Pikachu and forced him into a Pokéball was no
The Twilight Relationship Since its first publication in 2005, the Twilight phenomenon reached all corners of America, spread to Europe, and secured a movie deal for the entire series. The great success of this book, however, is not due to author Stephanie Meyer's literary genius in creating a riveting plot or memorable characters. Strangely enough, Twilight displays a spectacular lack of all of these, along with a blatant absence of the fundamentals- grammar and other essential writing skills. The mystery of the popularity of Twilight has puzzled many longtime readers, but it is the "love" between the two main characters, Bella and Edward, that attracts the crowd. The target demographic squeals for more, but when read objectively the series portrays nothing but an unfounded and possibly abusive relationship acted out by static characters, characters that are nothing more than glorified stereotypes.The Twilight Relationship5 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Though fans hold up the type of relationship seen in Twilight as
Ch 3: a new friendCh 3: a new friend3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
A new friend
I smiled as we leaned agenst the wall behind us and slumped to the ground. "You have a good question, I really don't even know how we got here in the first place, but it seems we ended up in the same situation I have to say" he said as he looked at me. "It seems so" I answered. "And even down to these roses. Just when one loses its pedal, scars appear on my body " he said looking toward the floor. I looked at him with some sadness in my eyes. "I thought I was a goner back there thank you for getting it back" he said looking toward me as I nodded. "Alright now first things first we need to find a way out of here, I think I'll go mad if I stay in this dreadful place for too long" he said with a chuckle. I smiled at him as I stood up. I held my hand out to help him up. He took it as a slight blush faded on my cheeks. "thanks" he said brushing the dust off his coat. "Well I can't let you travel alone and wander into danger no no so I
ST- Bittersweet ReunionThe young engineer was forced to make a stop at the unknown station called "Trading post". After Zelda's fierce shriek ("HIT THE BRAAAAAKKEEEE!")they decided to stop here as their destination was hindered by a broken down bridge.ST- Bittersweet Reunion6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The thing was a completely mess, just riding over it was a suicide mission! No, Link was not going to put himself AND the spirit train into danger. He wouldn't want to be the one having to explain to Anjean he broke the precious gift of the spirits(Now that would be a suicide mission indeed!).
Zelda circled around in her spirit form, observing the bridge from a distance "Just look at that bridge it's a complete mess!" she nagged and saying the obvious "How are we supposed to get on the other side with the bridge in this state?"
The young engineer spoke gently and tried to calm her down. "I'm sure there is a way around it princess." But she merely glared at him in return "I told you, just call me Zelda as we travel like this okay? And have you forgotten th