
YOU'RE A TRUE TREKKIE WHEN...1. You've snapped your fingers in the hopes that all the obnoxious people around you willYOU'RE A TRUE TREKKIE WHEN...6 years ago in Humor More Like This
dissapear.
2. You've successfully rendered someone unconcious using the Vulcan Neck Pinch.
3. You know the significance of the following date: April 5, 2063 and have marked it on a
calender somewhere.
4. You think all bald Brittish men are starship capitans.
5. You've called someone you hate a p'tak because they have no warrior spirit.
6. You've mumbled "Warp one, warp two, warp three" and so on while riding in a car.
7. You've named your cat/dog/kid Porthos.
8. You believe handguns should have a 'stun' setting.
9. You think snowflakes are mi