The Other Side of the DiaryThe Other Side of the Diary11 years ago in Humor More Like This
I came to the farm that I remembered visiting as a child, only to find that the owner had died. Even stranger is that the farm now belongs to me. Unfortunately, it looks like whoever had this place before did a piss-poor job of keeping it clean. How hard is it to pull up a few weeds? I spent all day running around the farm, chopping this, threshing that, and all I have to show for it is a few square feet of untouched farmland that I may be able to plant something on. That is, provided those ingrates don't mess it up again.
I was forced to meet everyone in town today. They all seem relatively nice, and that Elli sure is a hot one. I'm going to try to get to know her better. I bet she likes flowers. Meeting everyone took all freakin' day because the mayor is a slow ass. Hopefully tomorrow will be more useful.
Some old guy named Barley showed up with a horse, today. He decided to let me keep it for reasons unknown, so now I have another thing that I
310 Excuses For Anything1. My dog ate it310 Excuses For Anything6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
2. My horse ate it
3. My cat used it as a bathroom
4. There are rats in my house and they stole it
5. My friend took it
6. I put it in my backpack and it disappeared
7. It was sucked into a black hole
8. I drew on the back in sharpie, but it bled through so I couldn't read it
9. I forgot
10. It got ripped in half
11. I left it in the car
12. I did my other homework on the back and turned it in
13. My little brother/sister drew on it
14. It got ran over by an elephant this morning
15. It got turned into a newt. (It got better!!)
16. There was a fire
17. I was sick (with hippopotomonstrophobia)
18. It got stuck up a tree
19. It has porphirophobia and doesn't want to come to school (school color is purple)
20. It got stuck up a chimney
21. It blew away in a wind storm
22. I spilled coffee on it
23. I got pulled over by a policeman
24. I had to go to the bathroom
25. My head hurts
26. I have lice
27. My hair hurts (?)
28. Slipped on a banana
29. I was offered a chance to b
Cosmo Reborn chapter 1Cosmo RebornCosmo Reborn chapter 18 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It had been three months since the defeat of the Metarex. Eggman had not attacked for a long time. Everyone was happy.
Everyone, that is, except Tails.
Tails was still depressed over Cosmo. Even though Sonic tried to make him feel better and make him accept that Cosmo would not return, he still grieved for her. He wished that he had been able to tell her at least once how much he loved her.
On a warm evening, Tails was walking alone, with the small flower that had come from the seed that Sonic has given him. He had been walking for about half an hour when Sonic reached him.
Hey buddy! Hows it going?
Fine, mumbled Tails. Sonic noticed that Tails was carrying his flower.
You still miss her? When he got no response, he continued; look Tails, I know that you two were really close to each other, but you got to accept that she wont come back.
Tails still was silent. Sonic realized that tears were
footprints shadowed in bloodScream as you race through the hallsfootprints shadowed in blood10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
stomping feet run murderously after you
fingers slip as the door locks
wrap your sweaty palms
among the tear drenched teddy bear
your PJs still ripped at the knee
the cold white embraces your sigh
hardness backs your heavy shoulders
screams echo against the wall
glued to a baseball bat
the wood, never feeling so good to hold
blood stains your favorite barbie shirt
no kiss to soothe the pain
no hug to melt the icy tears
grab your knees shivering
tired and scared, alone in the bath tub
you begin singing the songs you learned last week in kindergarten
knocks on the door
your brother has found you
scared himself, he knocks louder
staggering towards the cries
as you gently turn the handle
he locks the door behind him
4 years older, he helps you back in the tub
lays you next to him, holding you as you shake
then sings you softly to sleep
Afraid to open your eyes
dawn has finally painted its way into the room
all you hear are sirens
RDJude One ShotRDJude One Shot4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Jude swayed across the silent lot, giggling to himself. He stopped suddenly and stood still before squinting his eyes trying to point out his trailer. He spotted in the corner of his eye the door to Roberts's trailer was wide open, he stumbled over to it and walked up the stairs tripping slightly and laughing.
"What the HELL are you doing?" Robert turned quickly when he heard someone fall at the trailer door; Jude was on the floor starring up at him. "Are you drunk?" Jude simply nodded in reply with his eyes slightly closed before proceeding to try and stand up. Robert came up behind him and pulled him up with his hands around Jude's arms.
"I want to stay here!" Jude stated.
"That's...Probably not the best idea, come on" Robert slung Jude's arm over his neck with his arm securely around his waist.
"But I want to stay with you" Jude ran his hand down Roberts chest while they slowly walked over to his own trailer. "Are you gay? 'Because I'm gay"
"How many have you had?"
The Littlest PresidentThe Littlest President11 years ago in Socio-political More Like This
The Littlest President
At the age of eleven I was elected the 50th president of the United States of America. My analysts put my win down to youth (I was the youngest ever to run) and to the unfortunate late-October acne breakout of my incumbent rival, an eighth grader from Massachusetts. I have a stronger faith in the New Rules than do my analysts, who are always looking at polls and running them through sacred formula. I ascribe my presidency to the good sense of America, my hard work at Security School, and the stunning leadership of my handlers.
Once my presidency was officially announced, my face was given another coat of foundation and I was ushered up to a podium in front of a large crowd of my supporters. There was a crashing sea of applause. Most of my supporters were dumpy women in their thirties – just barely old enough to remember a time before we had the New Rules – these were my core demographic, although my handlers dutifully i
Zemyx -- Here In Your ArmsZexion wonder why Demyx had invited him to his room; he had dismissed his original idea with Demyx merely showing him a new song he wrote. His original thought was something that Zexion was too embaressed to think about more after it popped into his scheming little head, that Demyx, the Nobody who had caught his non-existant heart, would embrace him in one of his many hugs and whisper "Zex, I love you." But that, to Zexion's dismay, was merely one of his fantasies.Zemyx -- Here In Your Arms8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
With one black-gloved hand, Zexion reached up and knocked twice on Demyx's door. The familiar footfalls of the Organization boots on the floor indicated Demyx coming to the door. He opened it, grinning.
"C'mon in!" He said, cheerfully. Demyx took a step aside, giving Zexion room walk into Demyx's living quarter-pigsty. Zexion, since he has his super-sensitive nose, absolutely despised messy places, but, for Demyx's sake, said nothing about it. Instead, he attempted to focus on Demyx, who was wearing something Zexion adored t
fairy talesfairy tales10 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
These things they serve no purpose
Nor holy god anoint
Made up stories just for kids
No relevance no point
Life it isn't fairy tales
It isn't one big show
Happy endings don't exist
And this is how I know
If Cindy once went to the ball
Then I could have the power
To make you care to make you "see"
If only for an hour
If Goldilocks when she did wrong
Could run from three great bears
Then I could too escape my pain
Abandon all my cares
If Peter Pan could fly away
Never to grow old
Then I could keep within my heart
Your secrets locked untold
But these things still control me
And you will never see
The pain, you lied, you told me
That together we would be
I tried to be just like them
Though in me knowledge grew
As I stopped believing fairy tales
I've stopped believing you!
Ema and the Glimmerous FopIm telling you, Apollo, that man is nothing but a big, fat, glimmerous, fop! Apollo stuffed another bite of take-out into his mouth to stall for time. It would do no good for him to point at that glimmerous was not a real word (hed checked in several different dictionaries). Ema wouldnt care if he told her that shed been saying the same thing over and over again for the last half hour. And apparently Mr. Wright was going to be of no help whatsoever; the puddle of drool on the pillow next to his head could provide a goldfish with living quarters for several days. Drunk people were annoying for sure.Ema and the Glimmerous Fop7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I dont like that man! Ema said loudly.
If you hate him so much, why do you keep talking about him? Trucy asked innocently. Apollo looked at her gratefully and she gave him a wink. She was dressed up for a new act in her magic show, something about spi
Crossover naruto harry potter The great hall filled with the usual black robed students asorting themselves to their tables. Thet had eaten their fills of food. They all chatted loudly until a man with a long white beard stood up.Crossover naruto harry potter8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Now that we have eaten, they're is one important anouncement I have to make. This year we have a new subject that has never been taught to any wizards or witches. It is a very different way to defend yourselves that Voldemort will not have. I am talking about a different thing than magic called, jutsu. Every person here will have to take it for at least half the year."Dumbledore finished.
QuestioningQuestioning9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Can you _ _ _ _ half-heartedly?
you are no
You're part-time; a
"STOP _ _ _ _
Host Club vs. Light BulbThe Host Club vs. The Modern Light BulbHost Club vs. Light Bulb8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
How many Tamakis does it take to change a light bulb?
2. One to change the bulb, and another to admire himself doing it.
1! Its just a flippin light bulb!
5. One to change it, two to hold the ladder, one to take care of Hunny, and another contemplate why he needed a ladder in the first place.
1. But hell need 17 cooks for the celebration afterwards.
3. One to change it, one to put down a banana peel, and another to oh, wait thats Kaoru.
None. Kyouya wont let her near anything breakable after that vase incident.
2. One to change the light bulb, and another to be embarrassed about his midriff showing when he lifts his arms up.
How many Host Club members?
7. Kaoru to try to change it, but in his embarrassment, he didnt notice the chef collapsing into the ladder after slipping on the banana
MotherMother10 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
You cant change me.
I'm sorry I couldn't be perfect, like Jessica is.
It's too late to save me.
But you haven't yet figured out this.
Did I grow up according to the plan?
I try very hard to make you proud.
I'm your biggest fan.
I'm sorry if I've been too loud.
But I'm never gonna be good enough for you.
O no. not another fight.
About you, do ya like this song?!
Around you, I always have to pretend that I'm alright.
It hurts that you disapprove all along.
I try not to feel the pain I feel inside.
Did you know that you used to be my idol?
In, now I need someone who I can confide.
Now, I feel like I need to hide it all.
All the days you've spent with me,
Now seems so far away.
My pain behind these eyes, you cant even see.
I'm so sorry that I'm this way.
And it seem like you don't care anymore.
I'm just trying to make you proud, but I'm never gonna be good enough for you.
When charles walks in the room, you seem to ignore (me).
And I don't know what to do.
Nothings gonna change the things
The Sasuke SongTHE SASUKE SONGThe Sasuke Song8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
(to the tune of Rudolph red nosed reign deer.)
(With the random outbursts)
Sasuke the emo ninja
Had a very emo way (Like an emo)
His brother killed his whole family
He was emo after that day (Like an emo)
All of the other Ninjas
Used to laugh and call him names (like emo!)
They never let poor Sasuke
Join in any Ninja games! (Poor Sasuke!)
Then, inside the forest of death
Orochimaru said, (ku ku ku)
Sasuke with your Sharingan,
Won't you be my Sasuke-kun!" (eew)
Then Sasuke left the village
He wanted Orochimaru's strength.
Proving that just for vengeance,
He would got to any length. (what a moron!)
B, B, and a Broken HeartBlood is red,B, B, and a Broken Heart8 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
bruises are blue.
My bones are broken,
thanks to you.
My heart is bleeding,
my tears are black.
And I can't believe,
I want you back.
Lady SuicideLady Suicide11 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Perfect timing, Perfect entrance
the shades of her black hair
shine ten thousand times more
as the rain outside continues to pour
I had been crying, so selfishly crying
but once I saw her at the door
I started smiling
The lights flicker and then burn out
but I can still sense her walking about
gently touching my possessions
and her actions I did not question
Her fingertips glow a bloody red
and here's where I know humans fear to tread
as death stares them right in the face
My hair stands on end
as I taste her foul breath
the sounds of steal I can hear
violently crashing upon eachother
I know she'll ask me, to take one from her hand
and so easily I am tempted
placing her icy hand around my wrist
I know that she is encouraging me
And while steel, gently pressed on my veins
she whispers to me her lovely name
"Suicide" and she laughs with glee
and then I gave her all of me...
Beautiful...Beautiful...10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I didn't really like it when she cried.
I just loved the way it made her look.
Her eyes were always vibrant.
But, God—God, when she cried…they sparkled.
Her cheeks would turn that perfect plum, that dangerous shade of blue-crimson.
She would push her hair out of her face: in futility.
It would fall back, frazzled, crazed.
I would watch her, in her less-than-silent agony,
My eyes: absorbed, ablaze. Like a hawk.
Like a vulture.
She was so real.
So vulnerable, the conceptual putty in my hands.
Passionate, with her lips pushed lightly forward.
Almost in a kiss…
Part of me wanted to be that gleam at the tip of her eyelash.
A bigger part of me wanted to be the one to push the gleam, the tear, away.
But I couldn't.
I couldn't be the one who loved her.
I couldn't love her and be the one that made her cry.
It wasn't that I wanted to make her cry…
Really, it wasn't.
But, to me….
That was when she was beautiful.
Cosmo Reborn Chapter 12Eggman looked behind him, but could see on one. Only Tails, Sonic, both of whom were trapped in Ice, and Cosmo...Cosmo Reborn Chapter 127 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
But something wasn't right.
Cosmo's amulet was getting brighter and brighter. Her body was starting to glow too.
What's going on?!
Only what you yourself have caused, Eggman said the voice. This time, Eggman knew who it was; it was none other than Cosmo herself.
No! This can't be possible!!
Cosmo's body was completely engulfed by white light, and Eggman shut his eyes tight. He could hear glass shattering, and several explosions. He could only keep his eyes shut and hope that whatever was happening would end.
When he opened his eyes, he saw that his laboratory was almost completely destroyed, but Tails and Sonic were still frozen solid. He then turned to where Cosmo was, but could see no one. He then turned back, and was shocked when he saw an 8-year old Cosmo looking right at him.
What's wrong? You look like you just saw a ghost.
plate.you, a sumptuousplate.9 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
dessert sitting on a plate.
my eyes, ravenous.
Dawn of the Red Family day 5Disclaimer and warnings and previous chapters and a nice long author's note at the bottom, and I say that you should read those first. If you're familiar with this particular story, then whatever--keep reading, I guess. And thank you for being a fan.Dawn of the Red Family day 58 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The next day, everyone arrived early at breakfast, because it was normally reasonably late in the morning, but now, everyone had a truly good reason to come earlier. They sat at the table, anxious to see who was next; Akatsuki had turned into a reality television show, and everyone wondered who would be eliminated this round, how, and why. There were only three contestants still in the game: Itachi, Sasori, and Deidara. The last three, the most anxious at the table. Deidara looked flat-out ashen, his breathing irregular, his one eye darting, his hair tangled, and he went running for the bathroom every ten minutes or so, returning even paler than before. Sasori see
Anti-Barbie GirlAnti-Barbie Girl11 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
You know, I'm really getting sick of you...
I'll tell you...
Anti-barbie girl, in a barbie world,
Surrounded by plastic, i wanna blast it.
They let you brush their hair, undress them every where,
Imaginination, I really wish they had some.
Come on Barbie, I'll hit harder!
I'm a bruenette girl, in a stupid world,
Dressing up, clothes too tight, their your dollys,
I'm a punk, rock "n" roll, live in black.
Hit them here, pull their hair, very naughty.
You can rule, you can stay, if, ya know, your hair is blond...
Come on Barbe, I'll hit harder,
Call me weird, call me a freak, do whatever you please.
But I'll make you regret, you'll be on your knees.
Come jump in, bimbo friend, I'll do it again.
Feel the pain, get a brain, let's go fight.
You can rule, you can stay, if, ya know, your hair is blond...(2x)
Come on Barbie, I'll hit harder!
Come on Barbie, I'll hit
Twilight EssayTwilight is not as important as you think it is.Twilight Essay6 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
You know, I could say that and be done with this rant right now. However, its me and well, I actually like to prove my point. I have facts, unlike most who only rant about nonesense. Lets talk about the major problems: Mary Sueness, Cliches, and Grammatical Errors.
Bella is a Mary Sue
No shes not!! Youre wrong!! Youre just jealous cause you arent pretty like her!!11!!!one
Hmm you know, that might work if I didnt know what else to say or have anything to back me up. Lets just see what the dictionary has to say, shall we? (Please note though that the definition of a Mary Sue does vary and has become "muddied".)
A Mary Sue (sometimes just Sue), in literary criticism and particularly in fanfiction, is a fictional character with overly idealized and hackneyed mannerisms, lacking noteworthy flaws, and primarily functioning as wish-fulfillment fantasies for thei
Final Fantasy VII OuttakesFF 7 OuttakesFinal Fantasy VII Outtakes11 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
*Camera pans from stars to the dark streets of Midgar, where a flower girl steps out into the lights..... and falls flat on her face.*
Opening pt 2
*Segue from cg to game set, As the train pulls into the station, Cloud tumbles out of the top and lands nimbly on his feet.... that is until he loses his balance and falls slam onto his back, flailing and windmilling his arms in a panic*
Cloud: AAAAAH!! *THUDD*
Director: CUT!! Back up the train! Let's try it again..
Barret: Damn, man... You awright?
Cloud: *wheeze, wheeze GASP*
Confrontation in the church
*Scene in the church shortly after the whole fiasco with Reno and the SOLDIERs.*
Reno: And try not to step in the flow... *backpedals with his hands after eloquently tripping over his own feet and falling face first into the flowerbed* AAACKK!!
Director: CUT! Someone help him up please.
Reno: *gets up spitting dirt and flower petals while the soldiers are howling in the background* Glahh! Bleah! Ptui! God, that was