YOU'RE A TRUE TREKKIE WHEN...1. You've snapped your fingers in the hopes that all the obnoxious people around you willYOU'RE A TRUE TREKKIE WHEN...6 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. You've successfully rendered someone unconcious using the Vulcan Neck Pinch.
3. You know the significance of the following date: April 5, 2063 and have marked it on a
4. You think all bald Brittish men are starship capitans.
5. You've called someone you hate a p'tak because they have no warrior spirit.
6. You've mumbled "Warp one, warp two, warp three" and so on while riding in a car.
7. You've named your cat/dog/kid Porthos.
8. You believe handguns should have a 'stun' setting.
9. You think snowflakes are mi