How To Kill A VampireHow To Kill A Vampire5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Invite the vampire to your home.
Make it believe you'll be alone.
When he/she arrives at your place,
Stick a screw driver in it's face.
Tie him/her up with sturdy metal chains.
Make sure it's unconscious or this next step will be in vain...
Throw the vampire in your basement.
When it wakes up, squeeze onion-juice in his/her face.
Then slap it's wicked head with a metal pan or a burnt slice of steak.
Make sure it's conscious & focused or this next step will be a waste...
Turn the vampire toward your TV screen.
Make sure it sees this dreadful DVD:
Twilight (2009) - Forcing the vampire to watch it: will be nothing short of a true bloody miracle.
The vampire will die laughing, as soon as it sees that scene: where Edward Cullen *~sparkles~*
If the vampire closes his/her eyes when that scene is shown:
Rewind that video, and make sure you play it, again for her or him!
As that zombie is still in a state of shock, pour gasoline on it's body, and set it on fire...