Shadow vs Sonic: Yo MamaYO MAMA FIGHT!: Whn you're done reading I want you to either post a comment, telling a 'Yo Mama' joke, or whatever!Shadow vs Sonic: Yo Mama6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Sonic: Yo mama is so fat... all I gotta say.
Shadow: Yo mama? I don't even know that guy...
Sonic: Yo mama is so ugly when you were born they slapped her!
Shadow Yo mama is so fat when she took a dip in the ocean all the whales sang "We are family! Even though you're fatter than me"!
Sonic: Yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a transparent wall to see what was on the other side!
Shadow: Yo mama's house is so small, we ordered a large pizza and we had to eat it outside!
Sonic: Yo momma is so fat that it took 4 years for a body builder to run around her!
Sonic: Yo mama's lips are so big Chapstick had to make a spray.
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat, she made Jabba the Hutt say, "Damn"!
Sonic: Yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry.
Shadow: Yo mamas so fat she walked in to a restaurant, sat down, got the menu and said "Yes, please".
Sonic: Yo mama is so fat, I thr
SilvazeNormal POVSilvaze6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rouge walked into Blaze's bedroom and found her crying.
Rouge: Hey hun, ummmm... *cough* i heard the news.
Rouge felt sorry for Blaze. She knew she loved Silver.
Blaze: Its ok... i've gotta' get over him!
Rouge: I know! Wanna' go out tonight?
A grin spread across Blaze's face.
Blaze: Sure.... see ya there....
That night everyone INCLUDING Silver was at the club.... Rouge was the center of attention. She worea Pink mini skirt, a black strapped top a black high heels... then Blaze walked in.
A eyes were on Blaze... Silver was nearly drooling...
Kaze's eyes went from Leona, his girlfriend, to Blaze... his jaw dropped open and he dropped his glass.
Blaze was wearing a black strappless top, black jeans, black boots (hid underneath her jeans) and a cool black hat.
Blaze: Hey guys...
Rouge: You made it! You look fabulous!
Blaze: So do you!
Amy shuffled closer to Silver, as if Blaze was a threat.
Silver: Amy stop bothering me!
Amy crossed her arms...
Amy:You know you lik
Tu recuerdo (ArgxChi)Tu sonrisa se apago en un segundo imperceptible ¿Cómo? Me pregunte mientras me agarraba la cabeza sin poder tener una respuesta concreta más bien ¿Por qué?Tu recuerdo (ArgxChi)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
-tengo miedo Martín- recuerdo bien que me dijo medio dormido la última vez que hicimos el amor
-¿Por qué?-entonces te quedaste dormido, o eso me hiciste creer para no seguir hablando del tema. Dos mese después vino el terremoto. Al parecer habías tenido pequeños temblores antes ¿Por qué no me lo dijiste? Supongo que porque no había nada que hacer, no? Siempre fuiste igual Manu "Si algo tiene solución no es un problema, y si no la tiene ¿para qué ´preocuparse?" o en tu caso ¿para que preocupar? Si hubiera sabido en ese entonces Manuel, si hubiera sabido lo que te ocurría, te abrazaba y no te soltaba nunca, pero no me lo dijiste así que sin poder hacer nada al respecto tu sonrisa se apago en un segundo imperceptible.
Ya se fue-¡Y no me hablí más weón! ¡Ándate a la chucha Martín!Ya se fue3 years ago in Drama More Like This
-¿Ah, con esas andamos pelotudo? ¡Como si quisiera conversar con vos!
-¿Sabí que más argentino de mierda? Me voy, haz lo que querai.
-Andate, che, mirá que no te quiero cerca.
Manuel, enfurecido, le dio la espalda al no menos enojado argentino y comenzó a alejarse rápidamente por la vereda. Las lágrimas amenazaban con salir en cualquier momento y no quería que Martín lo viera llorar. Dobló la esquina cuando sintió unos pasos que lo seguían.
-Manu Manuel, espera.
No respondió. Apretó los puños, se mordió el labio inferior y apuró el paso.
-Manu, che, no me ignores.
Cerró los ojos para evitar ceder. ¿Es que no se daba cuenta de que hablar ahora solo empeoraría más las cosas? No quería herirlo más. Lo mejor sería esperar un par de días para arreglar la
Why I think Creamerl is BetterCreamerl, and why I think it is better than Chaream and Taiream.Why I think Creamerl is Better4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This is not meant to offend fans of Taiream or Chaream, I am sort of a fan of Taiream myself but not as much as Creamerl.
Alright, so Cream X Emerl.
It's something not really thought of that much because Emerl really did only come in one game, and had a few episodes of glory in Sonic X.
Arguments for Cream X Emerl include:
Emerl is dead.
Mobian X Robot is wrong.
Emerl is genderless and couldn't really fall in love.
Emerl is also a robot, and robots do not have feelings.
Yes, Emerl is dead, but so is Cosmo, Tikal, Maria, etc. Does that stop pairings like Shadaria, Sonikal, Tailsmo, and all that other stuff? I don't think so.
Mobian X Robot is NOT wrong. It's a kids cartoon, it's not like we're asking Cream and Emerl to get married and have kids, it's just cute young love, is there anything wrong with that?
Emerl is genderless, but throughout the series he was referred as a b
Mujihi na Anata ESP COMPLETOMujihi na Anata ESP COMPLETO3 years ago in Romance More Like This
LINKS DE DESCARGA EN LA DESCRPICION!!!!!!!!! PRONTO EL FINAL DE LA SERIEEE
Sonic - Forget The past-Chap.2Sonic - Forget The past-Chap.25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sonic - Forget The past
Chapter 02: Bloody hands
The noise of weapons being fired was deafening, but I felt pain, I opened my eyes to find my worst nightmare.
It was Sonic, he was in front of me protectively.
- Okay, Ta .. ils? - Said almost inaudibly.
I realized then that robots had fired and every bullet was, alone, alone ... to protect me.
Watch in horror as his body damaged by bullets, never thought to see it.
Sonic said something:
- Quiet Tails ... ... help is on the road.
- Sonic ...?
Sonic coughed up blood and fell down before me.
- SONIC!, SONIC!, Shout with all my strength.
The tears began to come out of my eyes uncontrollably.
The robots were prepared for another attack again, but before the shoot, went out.
Eggman shouted angry
- What's up, I said FIRE!, FIRE ...
But no robot obeyed his orders.
Then my bracelets were opened by releasing.
Alze eyes to notice that Sally and Nicolle had arrived.
Por Orgullo - Manuel x Martin"¡Para weón!, ¡Ya estoy chato de que te sintai superior a mi! sabi que ma' ¡Andate a la mierda!"Por Orgullo - Manuel x Martin5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
-Esas fueron las últimas palabras que me dijo ese pelotudo. - dijo Martín intentando ocultar su angustia.
-¿Y hace cuánto tiempo no se hablan? - le preguntó Miguel.
-Hace... tres días.
-¡Tres días! - exclamó sorprendido- ¿haz intentado hablar con él?
-¡Qué! dejáte de hablar pelotudeces, yo no vuelvo a hablar con ese boludo ni aunque me pagaran.
-Martín, se que Manuel es un tipo dificil de tratar, casi siempre me dan ganas de golpearlo, pero... -el peruano se sonrojó levemente- él no es un mal tipo, solo dice cosas sin pensar.
-¿Querés que me reconcilie con ese "sacowea"? - dijo con tono burlón.
-Manuel jamás da su brazo a torcer, sabes que él no se disculpará, es demaciado orgulloso. Pero tú si puedes intentar reconciliarte con él.
Silvaze DoujinSilver esta mirando al frente impactado.Silvaze Doujin2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Silver pensamiento: Este mundo estaba destrozado desde mi nacimiento, un lugar triste y desolado. Sumergido en la oscuridad eterna.
La vida es una lucha constante y la gente vive sin esperanza. ¿Cómo ha podido suceder esto? Nadie me responde con claridad.
Un flama pasa cerca de silver y el la mira decaído.
Silver pensamiento: Pero siempre hablan de las llamas.
Silver mira al frente y se puede verlo desde atrás del hombro de Blaze
Silver pensamiento: Estas llamas. Arrasan con mi mundo y destruyen todo lo que se cruza en su camino.
Blaze esta usando el poder de las chaos esperald mirando hacia el cielo
Silver pensamiento: Todo… incluyendo a los seres que más quiero…
Silver mira serio al frente.
Silver pensamiento: a veces pienso… si al principio no hubiera estado este monstruo tendría que vivir las mismas cosas que me pasar
Estas dispuesto¿Realmente crees que todo lo que ha sucedido en la historia es verdad?Estas dispuesto4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
¿Es tu Dios verdadero y justo?
¿Realmente la utopía es un mito?
¿Realmente crees qué..?
¿Realmente crees que nos quedaremos aquí sentados a ver como el mundo se destruye a sí mismo?
¿Realmente estás dispuesto a encontrar la verdad?.
Si es así, bienvenido seas a la asociación Alítheia, la cual, tal y como menciona su nombre, busca la verdad entre una serie de acontecimientos a lo largo de la historia que sólo por conformismo no nos hemos detenido a indaga y desenmascarar así nuestra propia realidad.
¿Quiénes somos? ¿Qué buscamos?
Alítheia nació en respuesta a otro grupo humano que emergió en la misma época; en alítheia no somos nada más que eternos cazadores de quienes llamamos teleiomanís o en su idioma, seres perfeccionistas. Estas personas
Candied Karma 5Candied KarmaCandied Karma 56 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Look into her eyes
You can see she's crying out
She hides behind her smile
You can see the pain of doubt
And if you would hold her close
You could feel the brokenness inside
You would know she feels alone
She feels empty
She needs more than a hug on a holiday
She needs more than a smile on a Sunday
She's not looking for you to fix what's wrong
She really wants to know
Really wants to know she belongs
She needs more than a love song...
Fireflight~ More Than A Love Song
Sonic never thought he'd be so happy to hear a school bell in his life. Sure, he always enjoyed the sound: it meant that class was finally over and he no longer had to listen to his monotone-speaking math teacher drone on and on about something that he didn't entirely understand. The only good part about geometry class was that he shared it with Blaze... and Shadow didn't.
He collected his things rath
Inverted Conditions - 2Inverted ConditionsInverted Conditions - 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
x o x o
Maybe you were all faster than me.
We gave each other up so easily.
These silly little wounds will never mend.
I feel so far from where I've been.
So I go, and I will not be back here again.
I'm gone as the day is fading on white houses.
I lie, put my injuries all in the dust.
In my heart is the five of us.
In white houses.
White Houses - Vanessa Carlton
x o x o
She could tell the rosette hedgehog was sleeping; her even breathing, closed eyelids and stillness. Amy was usually a very active person, and the only time she was even seen completely still was when she was sleeping. It was a sure-fire way to tell if she was faking or not; when she was awake she was jittery and kicked often. But there she lay, perfectly still, sun rays gleaming down at her through the cracked curtains on the window.
It was easy to admire her when she was so still; she was
Candied Karma 1Candied KarmaCandied Karma 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I'm only up when you're not down
Don't wanna fly if you're still on the ground
It's like no matter what I do
Well you drive me crazy half the time
The other half I'm only trying to let you know
That what I feel is true
And I'm only me when I'm with you
Taylor Swift~ I'm Only Me When I'm With You
It was funny, Amy rationalized, how much she could relate to the clouds. They were so fluffy, white, pure, innocent... lost. They were just floating aimlessly in the big blue abyss that was the sky. And it was just so easy to get lost in the sky's pure color, effortlessly beautiful and mesmerizing. Sure, those little cottonball clouds were cute but nothing compaired to the sky.
And the sun, oh, the sun. It shined brightly and stood out over anything else. It looked so good against the sky's blueness...
Amy jolted and looked toward the front of the room. All eyes fell on her as she hued n
Buried Treasure -Shadaze-I breathed a heavy sigh as I looked at the red, blue and white target. All of my arrows had just missed the bull's eye. I had one left. Concentrating hard, I drew back the bow string, aimed carefully, and released. I watched it fly toward the target and hit right next to where my previous arrow had hit. "Drat!" I said to myself as I went to retrieve them, "At least this is only practice "Buried Treasure -Shadaze-5 years ago in Romance More Like This
"If you keep repeating the same mistake, Blaze," a deep voice said from behind me, "practice will do you no good."
I turned around to see Shadow standing in the shade. I looked at him, embarrassed and asked, "H-how long have you been watching?"
"Long enough." he replied mysteriously, "You posture is wrong. Try again, maybe you can spot it for yourself."
I took up my position and nervously began to aim again. My hands wouldn't stop shaking and I tried to calm down and act like Shadow wasn't watching. What's wro
CravingShe really didn't know how hard he had it. It must have blown her mind why he did the things he did. To anyone else it would have seamed illogical; it didn't make sense why he ran when he felt the way that he did about her. When he craved her the way he did, when he needed her very scent to keep going, to keep breathing... and he ran, well, it just didn't add up.Craving6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
And to anyone else, they would have thought that he did it because he was cruel. But they weren't him. They didn't think the way he did, and they weren't effected by her intoxicating touch the way he was. Just by the small shudders she gave when she was chilled, by the giggles she emitted when she was nervous or giddy; it made him crazy. It made him so high with emotions and he was scared witless. He was terrified of feeling so many things at once that he rationalized the best way to deal with it- the best way to stray away from this euphoric state- was to run.
Nobody had any idea how when she blinked he watched her
Sealed With A KissShe had never been one for the nighttime; to be honest, the darkness scared her. She didn't like not knowing what was coming at her. She had been captured and held hostage plenty of times in her short lifetime, and was plenty okay with being taken in broad daylight. That way, she at least knew what she was up against. She knew she wasn't the strongest person in the world, but she knew that she could put up at least a little bit of resistance. However, in the dark... she felt more helpless then usual. And she hadn't seen him in a while, either...Sealed With A Kiss5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
So why was she roaming around in the prime of night? It was completely pitch black; she couldn't seen anything. Her tiny feet pressed against the ground, her pixie-like form shrouded in blackness. A branch came out of no where and she hastily ducked under it. Above her, a stray owl let out a moan. She cursed for being scared stiff.
It was times like this she needed a boyfriend to hold her hand and lead her through the unknown... but he was no w
SonAmy Story 3 Ch.1SonAmy Story 3 Ch.14 years ago in Drama More Like This
SonAmy Story 3
Chapter 1: Sonics Secret!?
"Hi my Name is Shori the Hedgehog, I am 5 years old! My mommy and daddy are Sonic and Amy the Hedgehog, I love them both so much! But this story isn't about how much I love my Mommy and Daddy, I'm going to tell you a story, about me and my family."
"Ever since me, Mommy and Daddys trip, no one was there to bother us, but my Daddy always went out and came back late at night, my Mommy said he always liked to run, until one day she saw something, something she wish she hadn't. Our story starts from that day
It was like any other day "
A young pink hedgeog with long quills walked into a small bedroom, she walked over to the little bed, smiling. She looked down at the little angel which was her daughter, she shook her slightly. "Shori Shori~ Wake up " Shoris eyes opened slowly, she sat up and rubbed her eyes, she yawned cutely.
Shori looked up at the young woman hedgehog and smiled, she held her hands out to her, "M
Mephiles and Silver StarbucksMephiles and Silver Starbucks5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Mephiles and Silver are sitting at a table eating Chicken in a Biskit's and drinking Irish Cream Latte (btw, Mephiles has a mouth in this story)
Silver- *staring at something*
Mephiles- *staring at the same thing*
Silver- *reaches for biskits and dips his hand in his latte by accident* Ahhhh!
Everyone- *looks at silver*
Everyone- *looks away*
Mephiles- *grabs biskit and dips it in his latte* Mmmm...
Silver- Hey! I was gonna do that...
Mephiles- so...? Am I supposta care??
Silver- Yeasss! *grabs biskit and dips it in his latte* Ooooh, yummy ^^
Mephiles- I know!! *holds up biskit and stares at it for a while*
Silver- Oh mai gawd, turn it around the other way!!
Mephiles- It looks like.... a dick...*laughs and nearly falls off chair*
Silver- *laughs. Grabs biskit and snaps it in half* Hahahahaha, Mephiles, watch this. *grabs another biskit and snaps it in half*
Mephiles- Ouch! Hahahahaha
Silver- Shut up little baby!!!! >
Baby- *cries louder
S I N G"SONIC!" The pink hedgehog screamed impatiently, her feet smashing against the ground heavily as she felt her breath quickly whip away from her. She wasn't sure how much longer she could go on, her heart was racing and she felt as though she would collapse at any given moment. She lifted her legs once again and repeated the cycle over and over. "You can't run forever!"S I N G5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The warm golden sun beamed down upon the two hedgehogs as the blue one gazed back at the female and grinned. He turned around, still running, and stuck his tongue out at her. "C'mon, Ames, I know you can go faster then that."
She persisted, quickening her pace to the best of her abilities. A warm summer breeze brushed across her. She held out one hand in a feeble attempt to grab onto the male. This got her no where, however, as she was still trailing too far behind to grasp onto any part of his body. In the pit of her mind she knew that if he were to go as fast as he could there was no way that she'd ever be able to keep
Sonic EXE: 8 Amor Fraternal y El MensajeContado por Amy Rose:Sonic EXE: 8 Amor Fraternal y El Mensaje1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Me despierto, todavía de noche, sobre la medianoche. Me estiro un poco bostezando, luego miro hacia mis piernas, veía algo diferente. Después me fijé mejor y noté que esas piernas que me rodeaban no eran Shadow. Eran azules, zapatos rojos... solo me vino una palabra a la cabeza... ¡Sonic! Giré un poco la cabeza con miedo. Se percató de que me había dado cuenta, sonrió acercando su cara a la mía.
- ¡Vaya, Amy! ¡Estás despierta!
Sonic EXE, ese mostruo infeliz otra vez cerca de mí, empecé a preocuparme, a temblar ¿Dónde está Shadow? ¿Dónde estaba? Me levanté rápidamente para alejarme pero me agarró fuertemente de los brazos y me tiró hacia él, yo gritaba e intentaba zafarme de sus garras pero sin éxito.
- ¿ A dónde vas, Amy? Todavía es de noche, tienes que
Sonic Camping Trip - 1-x-Sonic Camping Trip - 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sonic knew something was up when he spied bacon on the table. Tails rarely cooked breakfast; heck, he barely cooked, period. He found that Tails would rather spend his time in the lab or in the library then slaving over a hot stove. Not that he blamed him or anything. Sonic himself barely knew how to make toast. The only exception to this rule was that he knew how to make chili dogs. Not nearly as good as Amy, of course, but he could make a decent one when he was in the mood... and he was always in the mood for chili dogs.
And everything looked so good, too! His original plan had been to walk right past and converse with Tails about why he was trying to bribe him with breakfast, but it looked delicious. Gourmet, maybe. Where had Tails learned to cook like this? The aroma of the food eased into him and he felt his will power melt instantly. Mmm. He was hungry, after all...
He made a sharp turn and sat himself down at the kitchen table. He wasn't about to allow only one of his senses
iPod Shuffle Challenge - SonAmy.This Love, This Hate.iPod Shuffle Challenge - SonAmy.7 months ago in Romance More Like This
by Hollywood Undead.
He felt so depressed...
I don’t think depressed is even the word. Sonic shook his head miserably, casting his gaze down at the floor. He imagined the ground transforming into a deep, dark sea that spun like a spinning top, with him drowning within it’s strong current. All he wanted right now was to be sucked away into the neverending darkness of a whirlpool. He felt that nothing could save him. Nothing except one thing...
All he needed was her smile.
All he needed was to gaze down at her wonderful orbs, and for her to look back at his just to feel complete again.
She was the one pulling him back at the end of the string, rescuing him from himself. From the darkness inside his heart that threatened to take over.
A knock vibrated through the door just then, and Sonic barely acknowledged the sound.
“Sonic?” A soft voice called from the other side. It was her. He didn’t need to hear her voice
Amy's Sleepover Chapter 1 Amys sleepoverAmy's Sleepover Chapter 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bored, bored and more bored Sonic thought. It was the start of the summer break, but had nothing to do with it all. The bright side was there was no more school, which meant no algebra, chemistry, literature and, best of all, no swimming classes at last period on a Friday. Just the thought of the water, his instructor who barley knew how to swim, and Amy in a bikini made his fur stand on end. The dull side is that he would have nothing to do for 6 whole weeks.
What the heck can I do? he thought to himself out loud. Hmm. Go to the movies? Nah. Amy would think its a date and would probably go to far. What else Wait a minute. Yes! Thats the perfect i