Gender-bending squirrel "Mr. Sharp please report to my laboratory at 300'o'clock"Dr.Barlow's voice from a message lizardGender-bending squirrel3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Aye ma'am, end message" when the message lizard scampered back inside the ship Deryn sighed and collected her things in her knapsack "Why does everyone always want me Mr. Sharp feed the fleche bats...Mr. Sharp get Mr.Newkirk he seems to be dangling from the side of the ship again" then she realized Bovril was with Alek and she was talking to herself.
Walking through the corridors of the Leviathan she felt...Odd. The doctor had been in a fantastic mood here lately, Count Volger has hardly been threatening to revile her secret anymore, and Alek had been acting weird. Like whenever she got off duty he was there to walk her to lunch, dinner, her cabin, and it was like he was always there. For example when she tripped in the engine room the other day he was there to catch her before she even hit the ground. Maybe he knew-no that's crazy!
Love in Unusual Places Spain/Fem Romano ottoLove in Unusual Places Spain/Fem Romano otto3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Antonio, how is that new medication working for you?" Aldrik asked softly, looking at the man before him.
"It's uhm I mean I don't I I stopped taking it last week." He said softly, looking away from the man, green eyes dull.
The blonde sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration. This happened quite a lot. The Spaniard would take the medication for 2 months and then just suddenly stop without warning. Usually it was due to the side effects, but sometimes while he was in control Spain would throw away the pills and let Antonio panic when he was allowed back in control.
"Why was it this time Antonio?"
The Spaniard looked up at him, dull eyes suddenly filled with anguish, a devastated look over taking his handsome face.
"I-I lost my temper with Miguel and hit him. I'd been feeling off ever since starting the medication and then the other day he was being rowdy and I-I don't know why but it was like I had no control a-and I hit him. I've swatted him when he was i
Georgia on My Mind .Hetaila.Everyone was waiting for America... as usual. He was the only one that had yet to show up to the meeting. You think wanting to be the Hero of the story, he would try and show up on time more than every once and a while.Georgia on My Mind .Hetaila.6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He's here, everyone soon figured, but had no clue why he was calling Russia's name.
"...Da?" Russia asked, eyebrow raised. He was standing while the others were seated, waiting for the meeting to begin.
Out of nowhere, America ran into the room, and with a yell rivaling those in the movie 300, he threw himself at Russia. Of course, being such a... large country, He didn't budge, and Alfred was left clinging to the other.
"What's wrong with you now, Git?" Arthur asked sourly, in a bad mood any time he had to see the other's face.
"Russia!" America yelled. "He's betrayed me! Ivan, I thought we were on the same side!"
"I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about..." Ivan said with a smile. "But You clinging to me in such a way is slightly uncomfortable."
My Rejected Creepypasta Entry of The Angry BeaversThe Nickelodeon cartoon show, The Angry Beavers, which aired from 1997-2001, had an episode that was unfinished and was never to be aired or seen in public resulting the show to be cancelled, and that, in question, was "Bye Bye Beavers."My Rejected Creepypasta Entry of The Angry Beavers2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
However, that episode didn't cause the series to be cancelled. In early-2004, as I was recording the Nickelodeon sister channel, Nicktoons on my VCR, they aired an episode, that was made by Genndy Tartakovsky, the person behind Dexter's Laboratory, Hotel Transylvania, and Samurai Jack. It was entitled, "Death of the Beavers."
In 2001, when Genndy Tartakovsky left Cartoon Network, the creator of The Angry Beavers, Mitch Scaurer, met with him and said if he could make the episode, "Death of the Beavers." This resulting a cancellation for the show on Nickelodeon.
I browsed through my VHS collection, and what I had was an unaired episode of The Angry Beavers as we know it. I looked at the sticker label of the tape, it was scribble writing done in black sha
How I Became an AtheistHow I became and AtheistHow I Became an Atheist3 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
In my life I've been asked many questions on how I became an Atheist. They were more or less the same. They asked "are you angry at God", "did something happen","have you read the Bible","how is it possible not to believe" and other similar to these. If you're an Atheist you know what I'm talking about. These are pretty common. Also, these questions remind me the same questions asked to the gay people when the gay rights movement first started. The people behind these questions? More or less the same. These questions will be asked by your average theist person that has no idea what an Atheist is and most possibly is scared to ask questions and doubt his own faith.
I was brought up in a Christian Greek Orthodox household but my parents didn't have strict control over my beliefs. That was step one. We were a family that liked to travel abroad a lot, specialy in Europe and because one of my aunts is married to a Turkish person (surprise!), I
DALEK week: WWIIDeryn watched as Alek flipped through the newspaper.DALEK week: WWII3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Well?" she asked
"Nothing," he began half relived and half disappointed they didn't get to deal with the matter their selves. "Apparently they were able the 'deal' with the man."
"Deal?" she hoped that Hilter or Hilfiger guy got what he deserved.
"Well a group of men and women for Jewish rights jumped him and he lost his followers "
"Good," Alek's response brought a smile to Deryn's face. "Anybody willing enough to take away someone's rights like that should get a good pounding! Too bad I wasn't there to give it to him myself!" To this Alek chuckled at his wife before returning to some book about political blether or mathematical equations or a how to guide to Clanker engines, and all was well in 1938.
Half a Gun Ch 3Half a Gun Chapter 3 this is a Germany x America fanfiction Germany was order from his 'boss' to kill America but memories of there past promise might prevent him from following through.Half a Gun Ch 35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Back In the late 30's
Germany was on a subway train in New York City going to America's place just outside of town. He was sitting very still and was in typical clothes so not to distract attention. "Do I know you?" asked a little girl sitting next to her sleeping grandmother across from Germany "No Abigael you do not know me" answered Germany calmly "Then how do you know my name?" asked Abigael with a tilt of her head "well" he honestly did know Abigael she was born in his country to a Jewish family he helped sneak on to a boat to America about four years ago. "Because.. isn't that your violin case?" asked Germany pointing to a violin case next to Abigael. That had the name Abigael on it, which he just noticed, so that was just plan du
War Torn Heart"What a long horrible day." Ivan sighed as he sat down on a bench. He leaned back and looked up at the warm sun then closed his eyes. "I wish it is always this warm." He muttered to himself. As he leaned back forward he heard a familiar plop sound. "Not again." He sighed. He looked down and sitting in his lap was his heart. As he was about to put his heart back he stopped for a moment to look at it. He never noticed how beat up it was. Some parts of it where scarred and bruised and it seemed to be struggling to keep going. "Is it really beaten up this bad?" he wondered "I remember it was in a lot better shape, but that was a long time ago when I opened my heart to everyone. Before they betrayed me." His face saddened at these thoughts. He continued to stare at it thinking it could stop any second now.War Torn Heart5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hey what are you looking at Ivan?" "I know that voice." Ivan thought as he looked up. Alfred was standing right in front of him. As
Naruko uzumaki - Chapter 5Naruko uzumaki - Chapter 54 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
After 2 hours of waiting I had this bad feeling like Naruko is not going to wake up
I wanted to hear her voice at least one more time ...
"Kakashi-sensei Naruko is going to wake up right?" Said Naruto
"Don't worry Naruto, just be patient" Kakashi Answered
(Come on Naruko wake up I can't stand seeing you like this) In Sasuke's Thoughts
Then I saw Naruko's peaceful face
"Naruko .." Said Naruto
(I can't move .. what is this sound, I'ts like the hospital ..) In Naruko Thoughts
Then I opened my eyes and look at my right side when I saw Naruto, Sasuke and a white haired man
"NARUKO yay!! you finally woke up" Said Naruto while hugging me
"Naruto I can't breath .." Said Naruko
"You idiot!! let her, you are hurting her" Sasuke yelled at Naruto
"Sorry Naruko but I was happy hehe" Naruto Replied
"So you guys are ok?" I Asked
"They are fine Naruko" The white haired man Replied
"And who are you?"
"Naruko he helped us" Said Sasuke
"Yes he is Kakashi-sensei" Said Naruto
What I've Done Part1 part 2What I've Done Part1 part 27 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer- I do not own the Teen Titans or any characters from the Teen Titans series. The owners are DC Comics and Cartoon Network.
Authors note: this takes place sum time after Things Change and Teen Titans Go issue 51: Metamorphosis.
What I've Done Part 1: Emergence part 2
Her name was Terra.
She was gifted with tremendous power,
and cursed with it as well.
She was a dangerous enemy,
and a good friend.
And she was one of the
I have ever known.
Beast Boy, Aftershock part 2.
Soon the Titans were on the scene to stop whoever the villain was this time. As they always are.
So, who do you think it is this time? Adonis, Le Blanc, the Puppet King? Cyborg asked Robin as the Titans hopped out of the T-Car.
Before Robin could answer, a mysterious voice replied None of the above. This was then followed by a burst of light energy
WWII Dalek Week EntryThey had waited for as long as they could.WWII Dalek Week Entry3 years ago in Drama More Like This
When Alek had received and ignored the letter from the Third Reich, ordering him to report to Austria immediately for duty, they knew what the consequences would be. The Third Reich didn't care that he had a family; they would come collect him themselves. Deryn and Alek had fought tooth and nail to prove that he had become a Darwinist, but they all knew who he was. Former princes couldn't escape war easier than anyone else.
War hadn't exactly started yet, but anyone could see that it was only a matter of time.
And here they were, standing in the kitchen with two Gestapo impatiently waiting for him to say goodbye and take him back to Austria. Emile clung to his neck, Sophie and Artemis looking forlorn. He kissed each of them and held them for as long as he could, but time was running out.
"Uncle Volger's here with you, he's promised to help look after you," Alek said, trying to sound cheerful as he passed Emile to the Count. Volger, having a pa
Sasuke's Way and Hinata's Time of CompletionSasuke's Way and Hinata's Time of Completion3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She stayed silent as she watched the scene before her. Sasuke Uchiha had Naruto pinned on the ground. She stepped from the crowd of Shinobi and closed her eyes. "I will not let you hurt Naruto, Sasuke." She got the Uchiha's attention. "Get out of here Hinata! I can't let you die!" Naruto cried out under Sasuke's grip.
"Let him go!" Hinata opened her eyes as her byakugan was activated. Sasuke pulled Naruto up by the collar of his jacket. "Sasuke! Leave Hinata be!" Naruto tried to release himself, but was too weak to do so. The fighting behind them was very loud, but they did not hear it. The breeze gently swayed Hinata's long hair.
Naruto passed out, and Sasuke dropped him. "Naruto!" Hinata took a step towards Naruto, but was pushed away by Sasuke. "I want your eyes. Come and join us, and you will not die." Sasuke growled and pulled out a sword. "I would rather die than to be against the Hidden Leaf!" Hinata got into her fighting stance,
Sasuke chuckled and swiftly got behind her. "Then
Dalek Week 5: WW II: 2012His Imperial Highness Aleksandar Ferdinand-Chotek von Hapsburg-Hohenberg, Prince of Hohenberg, Emperor of the Amalgamated Austro-Hungarian Empire gazed around at his closest counsellors and confidantes; reflecting on all that had been achieved from the ending of the First Great War till now. He was proud of the peace and stability that had come about, so much of it by the efforts of himself and Midshipman Sharp; prouder still of the sanctuary he had made of his empire and proudest of all that he had made Deryn Sharp his wife. He owed so much to her. There were the palpable facts, the stuff of biographies, broadsheets and the bawdy press across the world: how being taken hostage by the young middy had saved all their lives in the mountains; the times she'd accompanied him into danger; the daring escapes and rescues she'd engineered for him; the Ottoman revolt they'd inspired and only survived by being by each other's side and so much more. Yes; it was inescapably true that there would bDalek Week 5: WW II: 20123 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Una navidad con Naruto. Capitulo finalUna navidad con Naruto. Capitulo final3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Capítulo V (Final)
Las luces de navidad titilaban pausadamente adornando el gran árbol de navidad que se encontraba en la plaza central de Konoha. La verdadera navidad estaba a la vuelta de la esquina, faltaban tan solo una hora para que las agujas del reloj marcaran las doce de la noche. Habíamos finalizado la hora de la cena, cuando ambas parejas salimos del restaurante donde habíamos ingresado una hora y media atrás, nos habíamos quedado un buen tiempo, ya que luego de comer pedimos el postre y comenzamos a hablar de diversas anécdotas, vivencias etcétera, hasta que finalmente concluimos con una pequeña taza de café.
Con el estómago lleno nos dirigimos hacia la plaza central, donde una hora después debíamos encontrarnos con las demás parejas, caminamos juntos, Sasuke tomando de la mano a Sakura, y yo a la par de Naruto, mientras que él intentaba tímidamente tomarme de la mano, como lo hacia fácil
Save Games Collide: The Fanfiction Part 1When Save Games Collide: The Fanfiction Part 1Save Games Collide: The Fanfiction Part 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a cold, dark night out in Skyrim, which was normal for the Northern Province. However, this particular night was even darker, and colder than the others, because Winter was fast approaching. However, it also provided for a wonderful ominous setting for what was about to occur. In Skryim, the winters were some of the coldest, given its northern location in the continent. Despite everything about the place practically shouting "COLD", an Argonian man wearing Dragonscale armor, a sign of having slain several dragons, was seen walking through the roads, with a woman of Nordic descent trailing closely behind. The Argonian had dark red war paint over his eyes, and dark green scales all over his body. Two horns sprouted out from the back of his head, and smaller horns lined his eye brows. His golden eyes looked along the wild scenery, taking in the still-breathtaking sights of Skyrim. Now, just because the Argonian man h
Never ForgotHetaliaNever Forgot5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hey, Germany!" Italy cheerfully called out upon entering, without even knocking on the door to, his friend's home.
"Uggh." Italy heard Germany groaned and followed the noise. Germany's face was planted on the kitchen table, his arms hanging limply at his sides, and a few empty bottles of beer were aligned nearby. Italy pulled up a chair and petted his friend's head. He knew this look before. Many a times he found his brother Romano in the same position.
"You got dumped." Italy's straightforward comment earned him another growl from Germany. "That's a pity. I mean she was cute and fun and I really liked her and Germany you're looking at me all scary now "
Germany finally stopped glaring at Italy and lifted his head up to rubbed at the red marks left by the table.
"Hey cheer up, Germany." Italy patted Germany's shoulder. "She was just your first girlfriend, right? Everyone gets dumped and, hmm " Italy brought his hand to his chin and rubbed it. "Though now th
The death of DioDio died while killing the dragon named Lady Evil. He was on a quest with his legion of Neon Knights. They were known as the Children Of The Sea. But when he arrived, the dragon looked at him with her evil eyes. They lined up to fight the dragon; he was the last in line. The sight of the evil beast left him completely breathless. He instantly fired a rainbow in the dark. It struck the dragon straight through the heart, but by some mystery, the dragon lived. Then, the dragon attacked, and brave Dio was caught in the middle. He wanted to walk away or turn invisible, but all he could do was stand up and shout. The dragon smote down our hero, but the man on the silver mountain could not be defeated, for the Wild One was born on the sun, and he would not let the dragon triumph. And in his dying breath, Dio screamed, "Shame on the night!" as he sunk his mighty blade into the cold dragon's scales. He rid the world of a terrible beast, but the cost was his mortal form. He died that night, andThe death of Dio3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Una Navidad con Naruto. Capitulo 2Una Navidad con Naruto. Capitulo 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Siempre pensé que mi primo era muy sobre protector conmigo, pero jamás imaginé que tanto así. El día del sorteo, luego de que comprara la lana y los palillos, futuros regalos navideños para Naruto, me encontré con él. Ahí estaba en la esquina de la cuadra, detrás de un poste de luz, esperándome. No supe cuánto tiempo estuvo ahí parado, vigilándome u observándome, pero algo me dio mala espina, algo no andaba bien.
-Hinata ¿Qué hacías a estas horas por aquí? No deberías tomarte tu tiempo en un lugar donde estás lejos de casa, Hinata-sama. Su vida puede correr peligro, y el señor Hiashi-sama no me perdonará si algo te ocurre ¿No es así? Consultó enfadado con los ojos encendido de fuego, y con la mirada fría, apoyado sobre el poste de luz y con los brazos cruzados.
-Lo siento muchísimo, Neji-sama. Yo
Last GaspHalfway through 2011 we find ourselves in a much more complicated world than anytime since the Age of Enlightenment.Last Gasp4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
In America 52% of the country has stated that they don't have a problem with Gay Marriage and the US Military has begun the process to let gays and in many cases Women serve openly. Texas, California, and New Mexico have all become Majority Minority States and the others will soon join that status. A larger percentage of Americans are in favor of Legalizing Marijuana today (46% as of 2010) than ever before.
In the Middle East a new generation of activists have in many cases peacefully overthrown old authoritarian governments and installed new democratic regimes. Even in the cases where revolution had gone violent or failed, the new tools of political movement, the Internet and a camera, have enabled a new wave of political change and liberalization.
As of 2011 the United Nations declared access to a Free and Open Internet a fundamental right of humanity...
...and yet, th
WaitingWe were the generation born into a world of such promise and prosperityWaiting5 years ago in Editorial More Like This
We were raised to believe that there were certain things that simply didn't change.
Money would always be there
Families stick together
There is good and there is evil
No one can take away your freedom
We are safe
It has been more than two decades since we came into this world
Two decades for us to learn that all we were taught was a lie
You are entitled to nothing
Families are self destructive
There is only interest, no good, no evil
Your freedom is negotiable
We aren't safe
We aren't bitter, we are apathetic.
We tried to change things, and when we need to be heard, they just pushed us aside.
We've given up, they still run this world, and until they're finally buried in the mountain of the filth they created, we'll take over, and realize the potential that our parents squandered.
For now we sit and wait, staring at our monitors, chatting with people we've never met, sharing ideas without borders, and finding frien
TTNG2: Alliance Chpt 4Trees all around, drenched from the pouring rain. Darkness consuming the area, not showing a sense of happiness of some sort.TTNG2: Alliance Chpt 45 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The green pyromencer was on his hands and knees, tears streaming down while the rain drops were mixed in.
" I can't take this anymore, everything that I've done 'till now....shit."
He clenches the ground and the mud pools in his hands while he clenched his eyes so tight, they could rip.
"...all because that I couldn't control myself and now look what that's brought meh...maybe I deserved this, all of the pain I've caused."
Out of the shadows, a figure wearing a light blue 2 piece dress walks towards him carrying an umbrella. She pauses infront of Ferio, cocks her head to the side, and then kneels down in front of him.
"Something troubling you?"
"Heh...you can say that." He replied while not looking up as he closed in eyes in shame.
The mysterious woman made a puzzled look on her face but then sets her umbrella down, covering the both of them, and sits next to
Uzumaki Life: Hinata HelpUzumaki Life: Hinata Help3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The time was around two o'clock in the morning and the home of Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki, and their two children, was peaceful and quiet; but, not for long. Right when the time changed to 2:01 a.m. a loud, high pitch cry played out a baby monitor that was sitting on Naruto's nightstand. Naruto's eyes twitched as the noise began to wake him up. Naruto then tiredly opened his eyes. He then rolled over from his side, onto his back and wiped his whole face and groaned. When Naruto finally sat up on the queen sized bed that him and his wife, Hinata shared, he saw his wife roll over and rub one of her eyes.
"What's going on," she asked tiredly.
"I think Songo woke up," Naruto said as he tiredly scratched his head. "Don't worry I'll handle it. You go back to sleep." Naruto then leaned down and gave his wife a kiss on the forehead before getting up from then bed. While he was walking out of the master bedroom, Hinata rolled back over on her side and fell back asleep.
Naruto walked into the bed
Equestrian Office Party memeEquestrian Office Party meme4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Equestrian Office Party (taken from a Facebook Meme)
Note: To ensure the randomness of this, I took the name of ponies or other MLP characters featured in pony-related Favorites (first page only) on my DA page, skipping repeats.
1) Running around topless singing "Jingle Bells": Twilight Sparkle
2) Spiked the punch and then consumed most of it: Applejack
3) Dancing on the desk singing "Can't Touch This": Princess Celestia
4) Has Rolodex making prank calls: Fluttershy
5) Spinning around in office chair screaming: Derpy
6) Locked in bathroom hugging the toilet: Pinkie Pie
7) Passed out under their desk: Rainbow Dash
8) Sitting on copier making Christmas Cards: Big Mac
9) Throwing fruitcake at people outside: Discord
10) Playing spin the bottle with cleaning crew: Rarity
Getting to Know You-2Getting to Know You-24 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Hey, loser. You can get off my shoulder now." I blinked, glancing upwards to see Shigeru smirking. Suddenly realising that I had fallen asleep while leaning on his shoulder, I sat up fairly quickly, my face a bright red. "So, where are we?" I asked, avoiding his smirk. Shigeru ran his hands though his hair.
"We've just made it to Undella Town or something. Aurea and her dad are going to drive us to their hometown." I nodded, trying to remember our ride on the ferry that we had taken from Vermilion. Seeing as I couldn't remember anything beyond boarding the ferry, I could only imagine that I had been resting on Shigeru's shoulder the whole time. The thing that had me stumped the most was the fact that he hadn't pushed me off earlier. By now, Shigeru was standing, stretching as we headed down towards the car port.
Aurea greeted us there, her green eyes seeming to smile as we approached. "Ah, so you two are here. Well, let's be getting in the car, then," she said, waving to the ye