Things I Will NOT do to LestatThings I Will NOT do to Lestat4 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. I will not pretend to be Lestat on Myspace.
2. I will not make Lestat listen to me sing "I Want More"
3. I will not carve my name into Lestat's coffin.
4. I will not under any circumstances ask Lestat if he can sign my bra.
5. I will not pay Louis and Lestat to make out with each other.
6. I will not hide in Lestat's coffin right before dawn.
7. I will not buy Lestat a volvo and give him directions to Edward's house.
8. I will not ask Lestat to eat Edward for breakfast.
9. I will not ask Lestat to put Bella out of her misery.
10. I solemnly swear to NOT sneak up on Lestat while dressed as Akasha.
11. I will not give Lestat a lengthy lecture on the healthy benefits of Spinach.
12. I will not go into Lestat's house while he isn't there and try on his clothes.
13. I will not ask Lestat for an interview.
14. I will not try to teach Lestat and Louis the Macarena.
15. I will not paint Lestat's toenails bright pink.
16. I will not sneak into Lestat's house looking for a lock of his hair.
17 ways to pick on lestat17 very simple ways to pick on Lestat17 ways to pick on lestat5 years ago in Humor More Like This
1.)Tell him that his eyes and hair are not really as sexy as he thinks they are.
2.)Ask him to never play the piano again because he is not good at it.
3.)When he is gone switch all of is jackets with pinks ones... (wait he just might like that)
4.)Fallow him around the house throwing garlic at his and spraying him with Holy water
5.)When he turns around to yell at you throw a cross at him and run...fast.
6.)Give Louis a (humans) life time supply of matches, candles, lanterns, gasoline, lighter fluid...ect...
7.)Tell him that people actually like Armand more then they like him.
8.)Ask him to start making Armand the main character, because we are getting sick of reading about him checking him self out in the mirror.
9.)Knock on his door and then leave a pile of half rotted dead meat there.
10.) Sneak in to his house during the day and but up a whole bunch of pictures of Santiago.
11.) Tell him that Claudia is back