Les enfants heureux...Il est deux heures trente trois du matin. Les bâtons rouges des chiffres brûlent de toutes leur force dans la chambre enténébrée. Il s'est réveillé parce qu'il avait envie d'aller aux toilettes il y a dix minutes, déjà, et depuis il fixe le réveil sans bouger. Dans son état de demi-sommeil, cela revient à une éternité. Son lit est calé dans un angle de mur, terminé à son pied par le meuble haut de Vincent, l'autre occupant de la chambre, et une bonne partie de son dernier bord est mangée par le bahut sur lequel est posée la télévision. C'est un cocon. Mieux, le matelas s'est creusé sous son poids au fil des ans, jusqu'à épouser exactement sa forme. S'il remontait les draps au dessus de sa tête, une personne qui entrerait dans la pièce et se pencherait au dessus du bahut ne verrait qu'un lit vide, peut-être un peu bosselé au milieu, mais ces couvertLes enfants heureux...2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
La civilisation Bisounourse IGrandeur et décadence de la société bisounourse, première partieLa civilisation Bisounourse I5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Chers petits élèves, vous avez le bonheur, outre le fait que le nous venons de repeindre les murs de la salle en rose, de pouvoir étudier cette année la civilisation bisounourse. Ces magnifiques créatures sont emblématiques des Grandes Civilisations Magiques que nous allons étudier cette année. Je vous sens frémir dimpatience, alors commençons tout de suite.
A) Quelques précisions spatio-temporelles
Les bisounours habitent, ou plutôt habitaient dans une dimension onirique, c'est-à-dire que les mondes qui s'y trouvent ne répondent pas au même lois physiques que le nôtre, mais sont faits de la même matière que nos rêves. Vous avez déjà sûrement entendu parler de sorciers pratiquant le "dreamwalking", comme on dit en anglais. Eh bien ce sont des sorciers qui sont capable de se projeter en
ravine bonus story- hurrons taleravine bonus story- hurrons tale2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Bear . Wolf, eagle. Always these beasts could turn the hunter into prey. Hurron knew this, it was a knowledge his father taught him well on his first bleeding of the snow.
Up in the cold you keep these three rulers in mind at all times, especially at the winters end, for wolf is still rabid with winters hunger. Bear awakens from its slumber sharing the same thought as the wolf, and northern eagles, they are always a threat. In time, they learned to wound their prey and watch it bleed to death. Yes, three ruled the mountains, but on the day of bleeding of the snow, they were all prey
Hurron pretended to be sleeping, while he watched his son standing guard by the fire. Boy has grown strong, stronger than the old wives of the village have foreseen. However, that was not surprising. Hurron never looked kindly on the self-proclaimed prophets. Fate is what one makes of it, and his
En direction de l'Ouest P 1Maintenant quil embrassait du regard les terres mortes, Martin mesurait pleinement la folie qui avait été la sienne. Comment avait-il pu espérer revenir vivant dun endroit pareil ? Létendue était dun gris uniforme. Rien que des cendres à perte de vue, sans une plante ou un animal. Sans une cachette pour se protéger des loups. Il frissonna. Mais malgré la peur qui lui tenaillait le ventre, il ne fit pas demi-tour. S'il renonçait maintenant, il n'y aurait aucune échappatoire possible.En direction de l'Ouest P 15 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Par réflexe, il fouilla dans son sac pour en sortir son étui à runes et l'ouvrit d'un coup sec. Quand il était encore chez lui, il le faisait machinalement. Pour chaque décision un tant soit peu importante, il tirait les runes courtes ou les longues. Peu importait le nombre qu'il usait, il pouvait en refabriquer à volonté. Maintenant qu'il avait quitté le petit monde confortable de sa boutique &
La civilisation Bisounours IIGrandeur et décandence de la civilisation bisounourse partie II, la chute.La civilisation Bisounours II5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
I) une contamination des institutions humaines
Suite à la prise de contact avec les humains, les Bisounours ont entamé des relations diplomatiques cordiales avec les émissaires de ce monde qui semblait beaucoup les apprécier. Les sorciers étaient très intéressés par leur science des rêves, et leur apportaient force produits sucrés et roses pour prouver leur bonne volonté. Après tout, les Bisounours ne connaissant pas léchange monétaire, ils étaient ravis de faire part de leur savoir gratuitement.
Cependant toutes les bonnes choses ont une fin, et un jour, les Bisounours entendirent parler des Crimes humains : le vol et le meurtre surtout, leur paraissait inconcevable. Il y eu plusieurs grandes réunions de Bisounours pour statuer sur ce quil convenait de faire. Un triste évènement finit par les décider
Cher Pere NoelCher Père-Noël,Cher Pere Noel5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Sache, déjà, que je ne mets « cher » que par politesse, en vérité, je ne taime pas. Déjà, tu as un gros ventre flasque et au vu de tes joues roses, il me parait évident que tu forces pas mal sur la bouteille pour te tenir chaud pendant ta tournée. Tu peux t'estimer heureux, je ne vais pas mattarder sur ton ridicule pyjama rouge rembourré. Même toi, tu dois te rendre compte quil est ridicule.
En un mot comme en cent, papa, (tu permets que je tappelle papa ? Depuis le temps quon se connaît, tous les deux), tu es, au mieux, un déchet pour notre société, et au pire, une menace qui donne un exemple plus que faisandé à notre jeunesse déjà en perdition. Mais pour ça, je taurais pardonné.
Sauf que cette année, tu es allé trop loin. Je me souviens clairement avoir écrit que je voulais une Playstation trois, un
Magnificents triviaMagnificents triviaMagnificents trivia1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Originally, He wasn't supposed to be the leader of the team, it was Serenity.
They (Ranma and Serenity) weren't supposed to be married. I am a 'Wild Moon' shipper.
He was supposed to have 'Avatar' powers. All four elements and four more (steel, lighting, ice and darkness).
The only reason why I had him become Supergirl's dad was because I was inspired by a story in which he was Wonder Woman's dad, which he is in this story as well.
The only reason why he married Serenity, besides the fact I like the pairing, is because he knows she can kill him if he ever went rouge.
It this universe, his father is Nick Fury of S.H.I.E.L.D, he just went through time before Krypton blew and saved Jor-El's life in which he(Jor-El) blood adopted Ranma giving him Kryptoian powers and he made Supergirl.
She was supposed to be a goddess, which I think I might make her one.
She was supposed to be on this adventure with the boys, but at the last
Phinal Boss- Phoenix Force Phinal Boss- Phoenix ForcePhinal Boss- Phoenix Force 1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Opening: On the Victory Screen a tiny black spot shows in the middle of the screen and all of the sudden the screen burn away. Showing the member glaring at player.
If you beat any member the one who defeated the Phoenix Force member becomes a new member.
Also like with Galactis, if you hold L1+Triangle (LB+A for 360) a separate screen shows up and you can choose any member of the '5' and on
Anime Queens Pro Wrestling Finale: SingularityPyro, applause and "The Other Side" by The Roots all burst out at once as Anime Queens Pro Wrestling goes on the air for the final time, for the epic final battle, APQW: Singularity. The capacity crowd is on its feet as Relena Peacecraft stands in the middle of the ring, holding a microphone.Anime Queens Pro Wrestling Finale: Singularity1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Relena: Thank you. Not just for that ovation, but for everything. It's been a long time coming, but in the end, I like to think that good prevailed over evil... and as a long time legislator and diplomat, I know that in real life, that doesn't happen all too often. But now, the storylines and the drama are, for the most part, dealt with. Sailor Galaxia has been defeated, and tonight, we're all able to move on. Tonight is all about seeing who the best wrestler is, about putting a neat little bow on this little experiment called Anime Queens Pro Wrestling. If the first five shows were our 'series', consider this our 'OVA'.
K-12 Armor VariantsSSTRPG K-12 Armor Mk. II VariantsK-12 Armor Variants1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Armor components: Helmet, chest plate, forearm, knee
Purpose: General-purpose armor, allowing maximum offensive capabilities. An advanced version of the standard Mk. II.
Armor components: Shoulder, forearm, knee
Purpose: Allows greater defensive capabilities through thicker armor, and miniature Bug fence, used as an energy shield.
Advantages: Greater defensive capabilities
Disadvantages: Less offensive power, allowing the user to only use a sidearm when the shield is activated
Armor components: Helmet, chest plate, shoulder
Purpose: For use in situations where close-quarters combat is required, such as Bug tunnels, ships, space stations, etc.
Advantages: Greater durability in close-quarters firefights
Disadvantages: Makes long-range combat more difficult
Armor components: Helmet, chest plate, s
UMvC3: Psylocke infoPsylocke's Costume, moves and endingUMvC3: Psylocke info1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Costume: A blue one-piece swimsuit complete with blue stocking/boots that came up above her knees, two blue bands around her thighs, blue sleeves that started from her wrists and ended just past her elbow, a single blue hand around her biceps. (basic outfit) recent (DLC)
Palette Swap: 1. Default, 2. Black and gray (X-Factor), 3. Electra, 4. Green and gold (Hydra), 5. X-Men training gear, 6. Bison Doll, 7. Kaptain Britian.
Teleport- Can go from one side of the screen to another.
Shadow Clone- Create a clone to help her fight her opponent.
Psyfly- Creates a butterfly out of her psychic energies to attack opponents.
Psyblade- Creates a blade with her psychic energy (or covers her ninjato with it) to attack.
Level 1: Psychic Whirlwind- Forms twin Psychic blades and spins up in the air. (Good anti-air move)
MKvsMarvel: Iron ManMortal Kombat Vs. Marvel UniverseMKvsMarvel: Iron Man2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
His current "Bleeding Edge" armor.
Alternative Costume 1:
His "Ultimate Iron Man" armor.
Alternative Costume 2:
His classic "Iron Man Armor MK I Grey" Armor.
Unibeam: Iron Man fires a laser beam from his chest using the reactor placed inside. Can be used in midair. (Enhanced Version is called "Repulsor Beam", it's bigger and does more damage.)
Smart Bomb: Iron Man fires a bomb from his shoulders. There are close, medium and far variations of the move. (Enhanced Version is called "Smarter Bombs", he fires three bombs which are faster and land all around the level.)
Repulsor Blast: Iron Man makes a cross-shaped overhead laser attack from his hands, hitting any opponent near him, knocking them back. (Enhanced version is called "Repulsor Spread", after it connects, Iron man causes his reactor to force an instant repulsor explosion, blasting the opponent up into the air for a free hit.)
Flight: Iron Man can hover up i
MKvsMarvel: GoroMortal Kombat Vs. Marvel UniverseMKvsMarvel: Goro2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
His "MK2011" costume.
Alternative Costume 1:
His "Klassic MK1" costume, only more detailed.
Alternative Costume 2:
A "Royal" costume, looks like a mixture of his "MK2011" costume and his "MKD" alternative costume, but without the shirt and has on a crown instead of a war helmet.
Fireball: Goro shoots a green fireball from his arm. (Enhanced Version is called "Four Armed Fireball", here he throws four firebals from his four arms instead of one fireball from his one arm)
Stomp: Goro jumps up in the air and lands on the opponent with his feet (Enhanced Version is called "Shokan Stomp", here it's longer and does more damage, plus he jumps off the screen instead of normal jumping height.)
Lower Arm Grab: Goro grabs the opponent in his bottom hands, then palms the opponents face in an upper hand up into the air, open for a combo. (Enhanced Version is called "Shokan Grab", after the palm, he smashes them on the ground, and
MKvsMarvel: KabalMortal Kombat Vs. Marvel UniverseMKvsMarvel: Kabal2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
His "MK2011" costume
Alternative Costume 1:
The "Better and Improved Kabal" appearance from his "MK2011" ending.
Alternative Costume 2:
His "Shaolin Monks" unmasked appearance (Unlike his first two costumes, he talks with his normal voice like before being scarred)
Nomad Dash: Kabal runs forward at a very fast speed past his opponent, leaving them spinning into a dizzy state. (Enhanced version is called "Nomad Charge", it increases the speed of Kabal's start up.)
Gas Blast: Kabal fires a purple projectile from his mask. He can do this both on the ground and in the air. (Enhanced version is called "Vapor Blast", it makes the projectile larger in size and increases damage.)
Buzzsaw: Kabal summons sawblades from the ground, cutting the opponent. (Enhanced version is called "Saw Blades" and sends two blades instead of one.)
Tornado Slam: Kabal takes both hookswords and slashes in front of him, if the opponent is in rang
Liara T'Soni UMvC 3 MovesetLiara T'Soni UMvC 3 Moveset2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
First Appearance: Mass Effect (2005)
Voice Actress: Ali Hillis
Bio: A powerful natural-born Biotic and daughter of Matriarchs Benezia and Atheta; Liara T'Soni is an Asari, a mono-gendered female race with skills over information gathering as the Shadow Broker. Due to high respect for Commander Shaperd, Liara works on aiding in stopping the Reapers.
Intelligence: 4 (Gifted)
Strength: 2 (Normal)
Speed: 2 (Normal)
Stamina: 3 (Enhanced)
Energy Projection: 5 (Long range, single energy, long duralation)
Fighting skills: 4 (Experinced Fighter)
Liara exits a Space car and readies her pistol, facing the enemy as the car flies off.
1: "I'll handle this Shepard."
2: "Have you faced an Asari before? Few have."
3: "You're coming with me."
4: "Come quietly, we need your help."
5: "What a strange person "
Against Super-Skrull: "Strange, the galaxy has never seen such an alien before "
Against Nemesis/Shuma-Gorath/Dormammu: "By- By the G
Ponies of Interest: Chapter IIPonies of InterestPonies of Interest: Chapter II2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter II: Introductions
Rating: T for cartoon violence/sadness/non-explicit M/M in future chapters
NOTES: Reese will show up in Chapter III....patience ponylovers!
Neighthan Ingram was an up-and-coming freshman pegasus from El-Pasofino, in southwestern Equestria. He was charismatic, charming, handsome and the best air racer that Hayvard had seen in decades. Neighthan made no secret that his athletic abilities had won him a scholarship to the prestigious college, admitting that "I'm a flyer, not a thinker!."
The star athlete of the Hayvard air track team was at his best when he was training. He loved the feel of the wind rushing over him as he sprinted around the speed course. When he really poured it on Neighthan resembled a fiery streak in the sky to observing eyes, the orange and yellow highlights in his mane blend
Ponies of Interest: OriginsNOTES:Ponies of Interest: Origins2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Inspired by eabevella's 'Pony of Interest' drawing on DA. I'm not a MLP fan (I'd never seen the series) but this illustration and the concept of pulling PoI into the ponies' universe was just too much for me.
Translation: Technicolor, big-eyed plot bunnies with cutie marks on their hips hopped out of my subconscious and beat me into submission with giant foam carrots. I now must do their bidding until they see fit to release my brain back into my keeping.
With the artist's kind permission, I'm giving free rein (had to go there.....) to the plot bunnies' request. Die-hard MLP fans, please take this as an homage, be kind and don't hate.
So, for better or worse, here is the product of my brain's interpretation of this crossover. I've now watched a couple of episodes (thanks YouTube) so names/places have been 'pony-ized' to better fit into the Equestria landscape. Also: although in my sto
UMvC3: Rogue QuotesRogue quotesUMvC3: Rogue Quotes2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
How's about a little Southern Comfort?
Y'all sure y'all wanna do this?
Standard win quotes
Humph, I guess yuh messed with tha belle of tha ball huh?
Shoulda known didn't have what it took!
Try out's ova, you failed!
Tags and assists
I'm here!-Tagging in
Time to go!- after one partner is knocked out
Y'all gonna pay fa that!- after both partners are knock out
Little help- calling for an assist
See ya!- after assisting
I'm Ready!- X-Factor
Light hit- I'm going...night-night fa now.
I guess yuh still think yuh got something ta teach me.- Against him
Logan!-Calling him in
I guess I graduated huh?-Winning
I hoped we could settle this peacefully.-Opening
I guess...you got yuh revenge.-Knock out with a light hit.
Mag vs. Capcom- FalconMagnificents vs CapcomMag vs. Capcom- Falcon2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Real Name: Ikari, Shinji
Occupation: Adventurer, bodyguard, mech-pilot and professional hero
Profile: At the age of 4, Shinji Ikari was abandoned by his father after his mother's death, he was sent to live with a teacher. But when they were in a car accident the following year, Keith Anderson then a doctor in the 'International Science Organization' had adopted Shinji, healed him and trained him to be the first of a group of super powered ninjas.
First Appearance: (Cannon Shinji) 'Angel Attack' Oct. 4, 1995, (As Falcon) Science Ninja Avengers Chapter 1, Jun. 5, 2009
Energy Projection: 3
Fighting Ability: 7
Default: A white bodysuit with gold trim, a black scalloped cape with a white lining and silver tips and a white helmet
R+VMHSemiOC: Shinji IkariName: Ikari, ShinjiR+VMHSemiOC: Shinji Ikari2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Ice Wolf (son of a Yuki-Onna who was bitten by a werewolf)
Hair: Short brown (blue and white when icewolf)
Eyes: Crystal blue (white when icewolf)
Killer Style: Casual Japanese (but my cousin hopes to change that)
Freaky Flaws: When I get angry I go berserk.
Pet Peeves: People who hurt others.
Pet: Wolf cub I rescued named Fang.
Favorite Activity: Music and cooking.
Favorite Food: Rice, fish and milk.
Favorite School Subject: Music, art and science.
Least Fav. School Subject: Anything physical.
Favorite Colors: Blue, white, and purple.
BFF: Mizore Shirayuki, Clawdeen Wolf, Kid Incu, 'Uncle' Crackskull, Frankie Stien, Draculaura, Dahlia Samedi, Moka Akashiya, Kurumu Kurono, Yukari Sendo.
Triple Threat- Responses to Dark SlashResponses to Dark SlashTriple Threat- Responses to Dark Slash2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ranma: Oh great, another swordsman. I hope you're not like Kuno.
Deadpool: You don't look like a 6 foot 8 inch sasquatch.
Virgil: I'll show you true power!
Gambit: Let's see how you can handle Mama-LeBeau's baby boy eh?
Serenity: Show me what you have noble warrior.
Ranma: Whew, I guess you aren't like Kuno.
Deadpool: Well, you have the fighting ability of one.
Vergil: You claim to be a demon, but I am the 'son of Sparda'!
Gambit: Gambit, think he should be more careful.
Serenity: Are you sure you do not wish to join us?
UMvC3 Megaman Star Force MovesetUMvC3 Megaman Star Force Moveset2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3
Move Set List
Megaman Geo Stelar
Magnificent Facts: RanmaMagnificents FactsMagnificent Facts: Ranma2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
1. When Ranma Chaos killed the Phoenix God King Saffron, Chuck Norris, being a half a world away, looked up in pride, smiled and said "that's my boy!"
2. In original Marvel vs Capcom 3 game Ranma was in it but all of his moves were K.O.s
3. Ranma won 'Dancing with the Stars' by himself, doing the Macarena.
4. Gilgamesh had fought Ranma before but lost and now his platinum armor is Ranma's.
5. Master Chief wears Jack Bauer jammies, Jack Bauer wears Chuck Norris jammies, what does Chuck wear? Ranma jammies.
6. In the '12 days of Christmas song' the true love had a name: it was Ranma Chaos.
7. Ranma was on the cutting room floor in 'Return of the Jedi', because he was the force.
8. He went to a Burger King and asked for a Big Mac and got one.
9. When life gave him lemons, Ranma kicked life's ass so hard, he got apple cider.
10. He got a Porterhouse steak out of a chicken breast.