Valentines Supper HPSSValentines Day. The candy hearts, displays of affection, and that atrocious color had Severus Snape's eye twitching by lunch. He hated this day and all it entailed. He especially hated how it could turn the most sophisticated men into complete and utter saps. Except him of course.Valentines Supper HPSS9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
His hatred for the cursed day had nothing to do with the fact that he was alone. The fact that nobody sent him overly sweet candies and stupid cards saying 'Be Mine' and 'Hug Me' with pinks and reds decorating them didn't upset him in the least.
What did upset him was the fact that earlier that morning he had received an owl… An owl carrying a note. Usually this wouldn't upset our normally acerbic Potions Master. Then again, usually, it wasn't Valentines Day.
Severus had left the note unopened for fear of what it might contain. He had, however, taken it to the Great Hall with him. He knew he had to open it sooner or later. For all he knew it could be something important. Information these days came in all for
HarryxDraco Chap 1Harry wandered into the library, looking for Hermione. He needed her advice on something every girl knew more about than any boy. Relationships. He had recently broken up with his girlfriend, well now ex-girlfriend, Cho Chang. But that didnt concern him at the moment, as he had his sights set on someone else. He wondered if he could ask Hermione without actually having to mention any names.HarryxDraco Chap 16 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You see, Harry Potter isnt exactly what you would call straight. He knew it when he had stayed at the Weasleys house the previous summer, when he had shared a room with his best friend, Ron. It wasnt the first time they shared a room, but something in Harrys head had clicked that summer, telling him that he was not only attracted to girls. Harry left his thoughts at that moment because he had just seen Hermiones bushy hair emerge from behind a bookshelf. Hermione! he whispered loudly, walking over to her.
How Sick is Your Mind?How Sick is Your Mind?How Sick is Your Mind?11 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Mr. Potter. In my office!" Snape growled. Harry grimaced and stood up.
"Yes, sir..." He said and walked over to the office door. Snape pushed him inside and shut the door. Draco Malfoy smirked from the back of the room.
"I hope he gives him detention for the rest of the semester!" He drawled.
~*In Snape's Office*~
"Well, Potter...Shall we get started?"
"Professor, are you sure about this?"
"Of course, Potter..."
"To tell you the truth...I've never done this myself before, sir..."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, normally, Hermione does this for me."
"Granger? Good choice..."
The sound of a chair moving, then footsteps.
"Well...what are you waiting for? Get started."
"Potter, you're not doing too bad."
"Mmm..." came the muffled reply, "Sir, can I take off my cloak? It's too hot and it's getting in the way."
"Sure, just hurry up!"
APH: Hospital Beds.The hospital room was clean enough; Toris could give it that much. It held enough beds for six, all filled, but any disarray was sorted out in time. The beds were simple and easy to take care of. The walls and floors were plain. Patients were compliant, if only out of being too weak to do anything else. He couldn't call it quiet, however, even at night.APH: Hospital Beds.5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sharing a room with five others was made more comfortable each time someone opened his mouth to speak. Sometimes, it was just to comment aimlessly, and their already soft voices trailed away. Other times, conversations were struck, open to anyone, even just to listen. When comfort couldn't be found where they lay, past their pain, they found it in each other. Few visitors filled this need.
After the sun set, the sounds most often heard were creaking beds and moans of misery.
Doctor visits were rare. They cared about their patients--they made this clear when they had time to spare for them. Room after room was filled with ailing people,
A Lesson in Loyalty FinalThe epilogueA Lesson in Loyalty Final8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I do not own Naruto.
A Lesson in Loyalty Final
Come in! Tsunade said when she heard the knocks at the door*. The door opened and she heard footsteps approaching her. The footsteps stopped near her, but Tsunade saw no one. Whos there? she asked.
Suddenly, Shizune, Anko, and Kurenai all materialized before her, all of them with bellies almost as swollen as her own. We were using the Transparency Jutsu. Kurenai explained, Only way to get here without *HIC* getting noticed. *URRRRP*
Although it was difficult to dodge the other ninja in that narrow *BEEEEEELCH* hallway. We should have those hallways extended. Anko stated.
Riiiight, Tsunade replied, Now what of the other prisoners?
We just dis-*BOOOORRRRP*-posed of the last of them. Shizune said as she happily rubbed her belly.
Good, now what about Danzou?
Tanya's Story Part 3Well, here is what shall be (for now) the final segment of the Tanya trilogy unless you guys ask for more.Tanya's Story Part 37 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Tanyas Story Part 3
Angie calmly made her way towards Tanyas cave. Lisa the mountain lion would be expecting a bear, not a deer, to arrive to accept her challenge. Naturally, she would assume that the doe morph, being herbivorous in nature, would be easily over powered. Thus, Angie had a slight advantage. However, despite that, Angie knew she couldnt match Lisa physically if she missed her chance to devour her the first time. She needed a plan.
Angie had hammered out the details of her plan just as she
Vorigin StoryIt was another late night in the lab for Kelly, the cute, young Indian researcher. She was working away on an experimental serum that caused genetic mutations by re-arranging a creatures DNA. Thus far it had only been tested on animals, and the effects were dodgy at best. A mouse had been given wings, at its best, at its worst, well, that pig She was confident that the work they were doing there would break through boundaries in the medical field. With this serum it was entirely possible to cure cancer, aids, diabetes, etc. It was a sort of panacea.Vorigin Story8 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Kelly was a hungry person in two aspects: mentally and physically. She was always on a quest to gain new knowledge, to make her mind grow; that is of course unless her quest for a pack of double-stuff Oreos got in the way, those made her butt grow. However, despite this healthy appetite, she wasnt that big, only chubby.
Reasons NOT to Hate TianaReasons NOT to Hate Tiana4 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
17 Reasons Not to Hate on Tiana.
1. She's the first princess since Mulan (1998), and shows that Disney hasn't given up on the Princess Franchise.
2. The Princess and the Frog was the first 2D Animated Disney film since Home on the Range (2004), and shows that Disney hasn't given up on 2D animation.
3. The Princess and the Frog has beautiful animation, unlike many direct-to-video sequels.
4. Tiana works for what she wants, unlike some weaker heroines, who don't prioritize work.
5. Tiana can also have fun! She makes jokes and is funny.
6. Tiana never loses sight of what's important, and knows the value of family.
7. Finding a prince isn't her top priority. She sets other things above that.
8. She is beautiful. Stunning eyes, a lovely smile, and a pretty face. What's not to like?
9. She has a splendid singing voice (thanks to Anika Noni Rose)!
10. She has great friends: Charlotte, Ray, Louis, and the rest.
11. Her prince is HOT. Very hot. Who doesn't think Nave
Vore ClubVore ClubVore Club8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
(Leela and Lilas house was the only one with a basement on Zora Avenue (Yes, another street in Tremina Town.). The two 12-year-olds were twins, both with long, brown hair. However, to identify who was who, Lila wore a blue headband thingy. The two loved cartoons and one event they especially loved. In fact, they loved it so much, they made a club for it.
It was Saturday, Club Meeting Day. Leela and Lila began rearranging the furniture in the basement, the clubhouse. They had large posters up in the room. One showed two superheroes, one with blonde hair and a white costume and another with brown hair and a green costume. Another picture showed a cat holding a mouse in its hands with the cats mouth wide open. The last one had a picture of a girl with a snake bottom-half chasing a smaller human. The girls were wearing their club uniforms, light-pink T-shirts with the words Vore Club.
Yes, the girls loved vore, the devouring of something. Howev
The Knight and the NagaThese characters I DO own! Enjoy!The Knight and the Naga8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
The Knight and the Naga
My name is Damien Scott. Currently, I am a Arch Knight who loyally serves King Drake IV of the kingdom of Eizner. While I now enjoy the finer things in life such as quality steak, a 150 bedroom mansion, and a lovely wife and three beautiful kids, my life wasnt always so easy. Let me take you back twenty years ago...
I was still a squire at the tender age of sixteen. I was small for my age and had been my whole life. For as long as I can remember, I was the subject of many cruel pranks and the butt of many a harsh joke, all because I was so small. That was I decided to become a knight, to finally earn some well-deserved respect. But the road to knighthood wasnt as easy as the all the propaganda made it out to be. The other students at the knight academy were just as mean to me as everyone else. Shoving m
Sam and Dean Get TangledDean scowled as he inched his way higher up the tower, his muscles aching.Sam and Dean Get Tangled5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I hate that damn Trickster," he muttered.
Glancing back to check on his brother's progress, he saw the ground was further away than he thought. He whipped his head back, feeling a little dizzy.
"You alright?" Sam called.
"I'm fine!" Dean growled, hauling himself up further. He could see the window just out of reach. After another minute of scrambling up the side of the tower, Dean finally managed to grab onto the window sill and drag himself up to it. He tumbled none too gracefully onto the floor on the other side.
He leaned out of the window and looked down to his brother, still climbing. Sam glared at him and Dean smirked.
"Hurry up, old man!"
"Funny. I thought you were the old man."
Dean tossed Sam a sarcastic eye roll before looking around the room. There were paintings covering every inch of the pink walls, golden haired girls and flowers and... Dean sighed.
"I really hate that damn Trickster."
An Angel Falls From Grace Ch2An Angel Falls From Grace - Chpt. 2An Angel Falls From Grace Ch28 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing or any of its characters, so dont sue me.
Authors Note: Ive determined this story is currently my vent for escaping into my darker, crazier thoughts brought on by the cult of Mary Sunshines Ive been submerged into for the sake of having the college experience.
I rose as soon as the sun set, the coming of nightfall having caused a stir within me. As I flicked the switch that raised the top of the coffin bed, I lay quietly as my mind wandered to last night. Master stopped me and Master healed me. I looked at my arms and the pale, scar-free flesh stared back at me.
I sat up slowly, realizing that I had fallen asleep in my work clothes. I glanced over at the empty chair, my only source of company, to find a clean fresh pressed uniform courtesy.
Thank you, Walter, I thought quietly as I rose. I raised my arms above my head and stretched as every bone in my body popped
Fanfic Mlp-FiM: I Do Care... I Care For YouMlp-FiM Pinkie Pie & Discord Short Fanfic.Fanfic Mlp-FiM: I Do Care... I Care For You4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I Do Care... I Care For You."
"This is a great and sunny morning for a nice ponywalk." said Pinkie Pie walking downstairs in the Sugarcube Corner, "Where shall I begin my fantastic day?!". When she came down, Pinkie started thinking.
Until she jumped so high and said, "OOH! I know! I'll go to the Canterlot Sculpture Garden! I love to see those great pony statues in the fresh morning."
She ran out of the Sugarcube Corner and hopped all the way to the Sculpture Garden. It turns out that the garden was just about to open, so she became first to visit there.
The gate swang open and Pinkie Pie walked in, "Woo, great! I'm here first." she said with pride.
"Good Morning, Pinkie Pie." A pony Guard said.
"Good Morning!" Pinkie waved.
After a while, Pinkie enjoys her fresh and beautiful morning, until she remembered something when she walk further into the Garden...
"It has been a long time since I've been here. A year, if I can remember it well..." Sh
Friends ForverAge 12 1/2Friends Forver6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Brad Crowne was working on one of his many projects at the Big City Labs. On that day, he saw a man carrying a deactivated robotic puppy, towards the garbage disposal container. Brad ran over to him and stopped the man, he noticed that the puppy had been in a battle and lost. He asked the man if he would take the puppy and fix him up, but the scientist said no, telling him that the puppy was obselete and useless.
Brad kept asking the man until the man finally gave in and handed the robotic puppy to Brad, wishing him lots of luck with a "Defected and malfuntioning piece of scrap". Brad just glared at the retreating man before he went back to his lab.
He gently set the puppy onto the lab table and went to work. He smiled, thinking that this little one would make a perfect thirteenth birthday gift for his son. After work, he carefully put the puppy in a box, lined with soft cloths, and carried him home.
Brad carried the robotic puppy back to his family penthouse atop the Crowne
TetelestaiTetelestaiTetelestai3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Bruce removed his glasses and pinched the bridge of his nose in an attempt to fight off the headache that was threatening to erupt behind his eyes, wearily he glanced at the clock and bit back a groan as he realised yet another day had slipped by without his notice.
Another day doing science.
It hadn't always been like this, in fact up until a week ago a certain genius-playboy-billionaire-philanthropist had been in here every day constantly poking and teasing and generally making a nuisance of himself while at the same time helping out with whatever pet project he'd been working on. The camaraderie had been... Nice, if not a tad unexpected and it had felt good to experience the human condition again.
Then seven days ago something changed and Bruce really should have known better than to think that Tony Stark's philanthropy would last, he was notoriously well known to have a fickle nature despite his charitable deeds.
But still, the sudden avoidance hurt and he felt th
Faithful FriendIt was during the first year after Angel's disapperance and Maria's death, Radley Crowne and DynoMutt had gone through and still going through what happened months ago. The tears, the depression, the feelings of hurt, anger and a deep sadness. It was like that to Radley, so bad that he would get himself drunk. DynoMutt would try to help, but ended up getting yelled and cursed out.Faithful Friend6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
At one point, Radley struck his dog hard, leaving a dent in his cheek. The dog just watched as his master went to his room. DynoMutt would only look down, whimper softly before going to bed. His only sanctuary and keeping his hopes up was the photo album, he kept it safe in his chest compartment and would look at it everynight, crying softly and shedding silent tears as he looked at the pictures of his happy family...All the happier times...
One night Radley came in to find Dog Wonder asleep in his dog bed an album in his paws. He went over and gently pried the book away before REALLY getting a good look
Homecoming SurpriseIt was 12:13 A.M. at the Dastardlys, and all was quiet...Really quiet for Sarah and Muttley. Dick Dastardly, husband and friend, had left on a mission with the Vulture Squardon. And that was months ago! During those months, Sarah and Muttley had been sending Dick letters and care packages to him and his friends. But even during those months, both wife and dog had missed him deeply. So much that they would stay home after work, except to go out to the park, shopping or when they felt like going out.Homecoming Surprise5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Anyways, Sarah and Muttley were both asleep in the bedroom. With Dick off on the mission, Muttley took it upon himself to stay as close to Sarah as possible. He sensed how lonely she was, and he knew that feeling all too well. And for months, he slept by Sarah's side. Since they were both asleep, neither of them even noticed the lights of a taxi pulling up to the Dastardly household, or heard the sounds of the door opening, being closed, trunk opening and closing and the taxi driving off. So
A night in KumogakureRubbing sleep from his eyes, Kiba yawned and sat up against the head of the bed. The light on the far nightstand was still on and the slight creaking of the rocking chair across the room provided a steady beat joined by the clicking of crochet needles. Running his fingers through his hair he finally realized what had roused him from slumber, several balls of yarn lay on the bed by where his head had once been. With a smirk he gave his wife a playful look.A night in Kumogakure2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Very funny Karui, you could have picked another way to wake me up.”
Not breaking her rhythm she laid down her knitting and gave him a firm but playful look back. “And where is the fun in that?”
Leaning back against his pillows, Kiba took a moment to take in the sight of her. A light purple nightgown seemed to shimmer in the faint blue tint of the light-bulb, making her red hair and gold eyes all the more striking. With a sigh she finally broke her tempo and leaned back in th
Death Joke Battle - Hans vs GastonDeath Joke Battle - Hans vs Gaston8 months ago in Comedy More Like This
*Author's warning, strong language ahead.*
Johnny Zealous: (buried under thousands of loose papers, crumpled up balls of paper, cigarette boxes and butts and other trash. After a moment of silence, he finally bolts up out of his chair, throwing everything that had been buried on top of him) “Huh?! What?!” (he looks around to realize Lucas is nowhere in sight, looking to the side to find a mirror, he finds his hair a mess, his shirt wrinkled, eyes blood-shot and he has started to grow a beard) “What in the world??”
Lucas Zaboot: (walks into the booth with a hot pocket) “Oh hey, ya finally woke up. ‘Bout fucking time.”
Johnny Zealous: “Woke up?! I’ve been sleeping all this time?!?” (tires to get out of his chair, groaning at having to finally stand after so long)
Lucas Zaboot: “Uh…not exactly…remember when you told me not to open that bottle of Nesquick milk?”
Epic Toon Ch.1Chapter 1: Welcome to ToonopiaEpic Toon Ch.15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The women woke up, feeling as if they've been hit by a truck four times. After the blurriness in thier eyes vanished, they looked and saw that their wrists and ankles were strapped onto the table. But when they looked up, they STARED in SHOCK at the Blot monster, flying above them! They heard the evil chuckle before they looked over and saw a man, in his mid thirties, with a bit of five o'clock shadow on his face and his black shaggy like hair, neatly brushed back. Chris McLean was his name and causing grief and pain for others is his game. But the usual clothes he wore, the bluish grey shirt was long with the bottom hem of it jagged, his pants a darker shade of brown and his usual sneakers were now a pair of dark brown boots, to match his dark brown gloves he wore on his hands, and a pair of dark goggles on his head completed the look, making the so called "Hollywood Star" look like a REAL evil mad scientist!
McLean rubbed his hands tog
Changing FateRanger Smith, Kat, Aurora and Jewel were all there at Dick's old hangar with Sarah, Karen, Sid, Hallie, Annie, Blue Falcon, DynoMutt, Hong Kong Phooey, Dick and Dan Dastardly, Daisy, Muttley, Mumbley, the Dalton Brothers, Snag, Mildew, Snooper, Blabber, Mondo, Rabbit and Top Cat. They were all there for one reason and mission: To stop a crisis and tragedy from ever happening. Lily, Lina, BooBoo, Augie, Baba were at the Crowne's tower, being watched by Clara, Angel and Bionica, as they tried to comfort the kids over the los of thier families.Changing Fate6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
When Top Cat got the word, he instantly began to search through every book and website articles about time traveling...Until he got a call from an annonymous caller, telling him about a time amulet. It was a garnet amulet that allowed anyone to travel through time, be it past or future. She told him that she sent the package to Dick with a letter explaining everything.
Before Top Cat could say anything else except thanks, she hung up....Anya sat ba
The Bonds that Hold UsThe Bonds that Hold Us3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Discopie fan fiction
Pinkie made her way through the crowds, trotting with purpose to Fluttershy's house. Her mane wasn't as bouncy as usual, deciding to stick to her forehead instead, she sighed, just glad that it hadn't fallen straight down her face. She passed through the large crowd and followed the small path.
She knocked on Fluttershy's door, waiting for the timid Pegasus to answer her door. Fluttershy opened her door slightly and relaxed when she realised it was only Pinkie, "Come in Pinkie."
"Are you alright Fluttershy?" she asked.
"There have been some door to door salesponies around. And I don't like saying no to them all the time."
Pinkie smiled and put her hoof on her friend's shoulder, "Do you want me to tell them?"
"I couldn't possibly bother you."
"Okay then, as long as you're alright."
Fluttershy smiled and walked into her kitchen, Pinkie took a seat on her friend's couch. She came back with a tray, on the tray there was a pot of tea and two small cups.
One Squirrely SundayAs far back as I remembered, me and my lovely Mary's twin sons, Johnathan Francis Smith and Samuel Fredrick Smith were always big lovers of nature. See, we lived out in the countryside, where there was a good sized forest behind our house.One Squirrely Sunday6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Now as a retired Ranger Chief, I can tell ya that the forest is a great place to explore. No big animals other than the deers, the quails, squirrels, frogs, small garter snakes, field mice and other small critters, a lake where we go out to have a bit of a family swim, a picnic or just a fishing trip with just us boys. Why we even have a treehouse built just for John and Sam to play in, including a tire swing they can swing from.
Oh, and speaking of animals, my sons just LOVE to bring home every small critter they can get thier hands on! One time it was a garter snake and a frog, another was a field mouse! All to which Mary SHRIEKED at the sight, JUMPED onto the chair and DEMANDED that the boys take them right back outside! Which reminds me of the on
The Fox And The DoveKarui didn't know the guy personally.The Fox And The Dove3 years ago in Drama More Like This
They had fought back to back in a battle or two, nothing that should have caused a sort of strong bond at all.
He was powerful, his back always straight and palms moving faster sometimes then even her eyes could catch (and she was trained in the ways of the sword personally by Killer Bee). His eye was always looking out for some chick named Hinata. Cousins, Karui had guessed, but she wasn't too sure by how the girl had addressed him as brother She was certain though that Hinata was fang-face's teammate, considering how close the two were. Though their relationship seemed to stop at teammates, judging by how red her face got at the mention of Whiskers and how resolute the girl looked while fighting to protect the guy.
So knowing in the back of her mind that they could take care of themselves (they were Hyuuga after all), what she witnessed shocked her.
Hinata covered Whiskers as best as she could, even putting her own life on the line as a nee