1. Bananas are good. 2. Watch out for women named Jackie, they slap. Hard. 3. "Go to your room" are terrible last words. 4. Be silent in The Library. 5. Fear of the dark is NOT irrational. 6. Don't blink, blink and you're dead. 7. Travelling with the Doctor is not safe; however it is the journey of a lifetime. 8. Statues of weeping angles are dangerous. 9. The Doctor is rubbish at weddings, especially his own. 10. The Doctor does not appreciate being called "Doc". 11. The Doctor likes the word fantastic and brilliant. 12. A strange man in your bedroom does not mean anything can happen. 13. Lots of planets have a north. 14. If you meet an eccentric man who says his name is John Smith, the wise thing would be to get away as fast at you can. It's not the most fun though. 15. The Doctor is good at accents. Rose is not. 16. The Doctor came first in 'Jiggery Pokery'. 17. 'Tainted love' and 'Toxic' are earth classics. 18. 'Toxic' is actually a Ballad. 19. The Doctor can bring down a government with a single word . Oh, sorry, my mistake: it was six. 20. The Last Human was a trampoline. 21. The Doctor loves a happy medium. 22. The Master never really dies. 23. Neither do the Daleks. 24. The Cybermen are equally resistant, although extermination seems to be effective. 25. "Mickey the Idiot" isn't so much of an idiot after all. 26. The Doctor does not do domestic, unless it's Christmas and Rose asks him to. 27. Remember when the Doctor kissed Martha? That was not a kiss, it was a genetic transfer. 28. Everyone knows who Harriet Jones is, even the Daleks. 29. The Doctor hates hospitals, unless they have a little shop. 30. You gotta love Rose even the Daleks like her! 31. Cell phones really do interfere with some instruments. Those of a Tula Warship for instance. 32. The Master loves silly songs. 33. The words "You Are Not Alone" can change the world. 34. The Doctor hates guns. 35. Upgrades are not good. 36. Do not try to make the Doctor human, it . complicates things. 37. Do not make the Doctor angry. 38. Donna is a Supertemp. 39. Never say never ever. 40. Always turn left. 41. Some things are worth getting your heart broken over. 42. Safe and Saved are two very different things. 43. Queen Elizabeth the First does not like the Doctor. 44. Shakespeare flirts a lot. 45. The globe is not actually a globe, it's a tetradecagon. 46. Beware the Ann Droid. 47. People in Doctor Who like to explain how their name is spelled. 48. Lynda with a Y is sweet. 49. People don't vote for sweet (well, people from her time anyway). 50. Captain Jack Harkness naked in front of millions of viewers? Your viewing figures just went up! 51. Sometimes, the Doctor runs out of kindness. 52. Of course a screwdriver should be sonic! 53. Don't buy a gun that requires batteries, they tend to run out at the worst moment possible. 54. The Doctor loves blowing up other people's jobs. 55. The Doctor likes to play Santa. 56. The TARDIS can actually fly! 57. The Doctor failed on his TARDIS-piloting exam. 58. You really don't wanna know where Jack hides his laser guns. 59. Most girls (and guys) don't actually mind when Jack flirts with them, it's just the Doctors prudishness, really. 60. The Doctor can actually dance. 61. Rose really needs a Doctor 62. Bad Wolf is not a bad thing. 63. You will never actually see the planet Barcelona. 64. The Doctor wants to be ginger. 65. Sadly, he is a bit rude, and not ginger. 66. Rose likes pink. 67. Jack flirts with anything with a postcode. 68. The Doctor is worth the monsters. 69. Do not try to pronounce the word "Raxacoricofallapatorius". You will fail, and the Doctor will laugh at you. 70. Queen Victoria was not amused . Actually, she was so un-amused, she declared the Doctor and Rose enemies of the crown. 71. The entire British Royal Family are werewolves. 72. Given the right incentive, Jackie Tyler could beat a werewolf. 73. Tin dogs can be very useful. 74. Spare hands are useful, don't throw them away. 75. Playing on people's most basic fears; a clear sign someone is possessed by the devil . or a good psychologist. 76. Allons-y and Alonso go very well together. 77. 5 million Cybermen? No problem for the Daleks. One Doctor? They'd run screaming if they had legs. 78. Daleks actually can go up stairs. They can fly, remember? 79. The Doctor likes to say the word "what". 80. He also apologises a lot. 81. The Doctor does not appreciate being called "Martian". 82. They had global warming back in the middle ages. 83. One should never meet ones heroes. 84. Human-Dalek hybrids completely ruin the Daleks' image. 85. Sad = happy for deep people. 86. Time is not a strict progression from cause to effect it is actually more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey . stuff. 87. A paradox created by the Doctor meeting himself could blow a hole in the universe the exact size of Belgium. 88. Jack's Vortex manipulator is a space-hopper, the TARDIS is the sports car of time travel. 89. The Doctors tenth regeneration is kinda cheeky. 90. There is a disturbingly large possibility that Jack is actually the Face of Boe. 91. During WO II there were at least five versions of Captain Jack Harkness present in Great-Britain: - The Original, whose name Jack stole. - A Jack working for TORCHWOOD. - A Jack who meets the Doc and Rose for the first time. - A Jack in a cryogenic chamber at TW - A Jack who had accidentally travelled back in time and met the original. It's a bloody miracle he didn't meet himself!! And kinda sad, really, two Jacks is better than one. 92. The Doctor and Donna are NOT married! 93. Agatha Christie is brilliant! 94. In the Doctor's life, not everything happens chronologically. 95. Nothing is impossible, no matter how many times you say it is. 96. Sorry, can't say: spoilers! 97. T-A-R-D-I-S. It stands for Tethered Aerial Release Developed In Style! NOT! 98. Another regeneration, and you know what? He's still not ginger! 99. Geronimo is a nice word. 100. Generated anomalies are brilliant! 101. One word: RUN!!!!!
Okay, my best friend and I were talking about this little list, and we realised I forgot something very, very, VERY important. So here is rule 101.b:
Hurtling through time and space, Can he ever find a place? Jumping forward to a brand new earth, Jumping back to an empty hearth. Forward again to see the Face of Boe, Back in time to meet an old foe. He is pursued by an incessant fact, The likes of which he can't take back. His entire home, his people his soul, All gone, leaving him without a goal. The last of the Time Wars, The end of his kind, He is trapped by those bars, But what is he seeking to find? Solace he finds within one girl, The likes of whoms story unfurls. Constant companions, best friends, equals, Even through their occasional squalls. It is she for whom he sought, And for she for whom he fought. The man of whom I speak is he, The last of the Time Lords, The Doctor
Well, I don't know. I was feeling emo today and I am watching the Doctor Who Confidential so, I figured, why not?
I'm not a great shakes at poetry and well yeah.
edit: i know the forat is odd but they didn't provide a center option.
Because of course we missed him. Because he knows the Lion King. Because he recognises the taste of A Positive blood. Because he's rude and not ginger. Because Jackie needs to shut up. Because it's very British to have tea when the world's coming to an end. Because everyone knows who Harriet Jones is. Because he's certainly got a gob. Because Jackie says the name of the show just before the opening titles run. Cheesy.
Because of the apple-grass. Because he's slim... and just a little bit foxy. Because he's still got it. Because he's beating out a samba. Because telepathy means 'a face full of big head'. Because the Face of Boe is 'textbook enigmatic'. Because the Doctor says 'new' at least 17 times.
Because David Tennant got to do an episode in his normal accent. Because Rose has been 'oot and aboot'. Because Queen Victoria is not amused (finally). Because the telescope is 'pretty'. Because Rose didn't have any silver bullets. Because the Doctor won't abuse his responsibilities as a traveller in time for five quid. Because he will for ten. Because he is very attached to his thumb.
Because he knows where Aberdeen is. Because K9's been upgraded. Because Mickey needs K9 to remind him that he is in a car. Because they need to 'forget the shooty dog thing'. Because the Doctor will never say 'correct-a-mundo' ever again. Because he's expecting happy-slapping hoodies with ASBO's and ringtones. Because Mickey has pigtails and a frilly skirt. Because the Lock Ness Monster trumps Werewolves. Because the Doctors says 'physics' 9 times.
Because Arthur is a good name for a horse. Because monsters have nightmares about him. Because bananas are good. Because he truly is a lonely angel. Because the Doctor let Rose keep Mickey. Because he's Mr. Thick Thickity Thick Face from Thicktown Thickannia. And so's his dad! Because he didn't want to say 'magic door'. Because he's worth the monsters. Because one must tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel. Because the droids do not require Reinette's feet. Because the Doctor wasn't actually drunk. Even though he had a tie on his head.
Because he knows exactly what he's doing... Because if you want to know what's going on, work in the kitchens. Because kicking the TARDIS helped and it hurt. Because the Doctor says 'surrender' five times in about ten seconds.
Because the Doctor is the only genius in the room. Because Mickey learned to fly a blimp on a Playstation. Because the Doctor makes everything up as he goes along - brilliantly. Because Mickey's slightly less of an idiot.
Because she's goin' his way, doll. Because there's no other way to go, daddy-o. Because he has a scooter. In his TARDIS. A scooter in the TARDIS. Because he swears by rubber soles. Because he can't wrap his hand around his elbow and make his fingers meet. Because the Doctor isn't surprised that Jackie dated a sailor. Because only an idiot hangs the Union Flag upside down. Because the Doctor is the King of Belgium, apparently.
Because Rose likes 'The Bitter Pill'. Because she likes Protein One with a dash of Three. Because no one knows the gender of the Ood. Because the Doctor dislikes trapdoors.
Because they're the stuff of legend. Because the Doctor says 'gravity schmavity'. Because it's 'so human' to go where angels fear to tread.
Because the Doctor says 'Raxicoricofallapatorious' twice. Because the twin planet of Raxicoricofallapatorious is Clom. Because there's a big absorbing alien over there, and Rose is having a go at Elton. Because of the massive difference between the red and blue buckets. Because the Doctor needs a spade.
Because Rose is following a copper's hunch. Because the Doctor's not a cat person. Because everything's coming up Doctor! Because after carrying the Olympic beacon to the stadium he yells 'WHOAHOHOHOHOO!' Because edible ball bearings are genius.
Because the Doctor ain't 'fraid o' no ghosts! Because he has a reputation to uphold. Because, for some reason, no one asks about the 3D glasses.
Because upon hearing the Doctor's name, the Daleks stagger backwards slightly. Because... come on! Daleks vs Cybermen - GENIUS! Because the Daleks have no concept of elegance. Because of the Doctor's little laugh in the Sphere Room. Because of his expression when Donna appears on the TARDIS. Because "The Doctor will open the Ark!" Because "The Doctor will not!" Because they finally ask about the 3D glasses. Because Rose says "I love you". Because we all knew what the Doctor was going to say. Because... just because!!
I sat down, watching Series 2, and thought "This is so brilliant!!" as I usually do, and so wrote this xD
This isn't a final thing, if you read this, and think that there's something obviously fantastic that I've missed, then please let me know! This has been written episode by episode, so starting with the Christmas Invasion, and finishing with Doomsday.
'Because the Doctor wasn't actually drunk. Even though he had a tie on his head.' was suggested by ~CuteziAngel Thank you!
I don't own Doctor Who, or its characters - BBC does.
I only wrote this to share my love for the Second Series And because David Tennant is awesomesauce.
What better way to improve a bad day than by thinking up jokes about Doctor Who?
Now, I'm pretty sure that I came up with most of these, but some of them were fairly obvious and so it's entirely possible that someone else thought of them first. No plagiarism intended if that is the case.
On the first day of traveling of The Doctor gave to me,
A Vortex Manipulator!
On the second day of traveling The Doctor gave to me,
2 trips to Skarro, and a Vortex Manipulator!
On the third day of traveling The Doctor gave to me,
3 TARDIS keys, 2 trips to Skarro, and a Vortex Manipulator!
On the fourth day of traveling The Doctor gave to me,
4 pairs of converse, 3 TARDIS keys, 2 trips to Skarro, and a Vortex Manipulator!
On the fifth day of traveling The Doctor gave to me,
5 JAMMY DODGERS!! 4 pairs of converse, 3 TARDIS keys, 2 trips to Skarro, and a Vortex Manipulator!
On the sixth day of traveling The Doctor gave to me,
6 bowls of custard, 5 JAMMY DODGERS!! 4 pairs of converse, 3 TARDIS keys, 2 trips to Skarro, and a Vortex Manipulator!
On the seventh day of traveling The Doctor gave to me,
7 sonic screwdrivers, 6 bowls of custard, 5 JAMMY DODGERS!! 4 pairs of converse, 3 TARDIS keys, 2 trips to Skarro, and a Vortex Manipulator!
On the eighth day of traveling The Doctor gave to me,
8 psychic papers, 7 sonic screwdrivers, 6 bowls of custard, 5 JAMMY DODGERS!! 4 pairs of converse, 3 TARDIS keys, 2 trips to Skarro, and a Vortex Manipulator!
On the ninth day of traveling The Doctor gave to me,
9 Jelly Babies, 8 psychic papers, 7 sonic screwdrivers, 6 bowls of custard, 5 JAMMY DODGERS!! 4 pairs of converse, 3 TARDIS keys, 2 trips to Skarro, and a Vortex Manipulator!
On the tenth day of traveling The Doctor gave to me,
10 red fezzes, 9 Jelly Babies, 8 psychic papers, 7 sonic screwdrivers, 6 bowls of custard, 5 JAMMY DODGERS!! 4 pairs of converse, 3 TARDIS keys, 2 trips to Skarro, and a Vortex Manipulator!
On the eleventh day of traveling The Doctor gave to me,
11 fish fingers, 10 red fezzes, 9 Jelly Babies, 8 psychic papers, 7 sonic screwdrivers, 6 bowls of custard, 5 JAMMY DODGERS!! 4 pairs of converse, 3 TARDIS keys, 2 trips to Skarro, and a Vortex Manipulator!
On the twelfth day of traveling The Doctor gave to me,
12 bow ties, 11 fish fingers, 10 red fezzes, 9 Jelly Babies, 8 psychic papers, 7 sonic screwdrivers, 6 bowls of custard, 5 JAMMY DODGERS!! 4 pairs of converse, 3 TARDIS keys, 2 trips to Skarro, and a Vortex Manipulator!!
1. The Doctor always stays out of trouble. 2. The Doctor does not look human, humans look Time-Lord. 3. He's the Doctor, he's worse than everybody's aunt. 4. The Doctor never interferes in the affairs of other people or planets, unless there's children crying. 5. Fish fingers with custard are a culinary delight. 6. The Doctor is most definitely a madman with a box. 7. Always trust the Doctor. 8. Even the Doctor makes a mistake sometimes, that's what he needs his companions for. And of course because everyone needs some company. 9. The TARDIS is sexy. 10. Don't touch a cookie in the TARDIS, they are dangerous. 11. Compared to travelling with the Doctor, the London Blitz is a safe place to be. 12. The Eleventh Doctor has a way of having absolutely brilliant ideas, and then going about them all wrong. 13. Amy is awesome. 14. The new Daleks look like a bad version of the Power Rangers; they just got a few colours wrong. 15. Cracks in walls can be very dangerous. 16. The Doctor has photographic memory. 17. Vampires + Venice + The Doctor = EPIC win! 18. Daleks don't have an honest bone in their body wait, sorry, they don't have any bones at all. 19. The Doctor seems to have taken a liking to giving people/beings nicknames. 20. The Supreme Dalek goes by 'sweetheart'. 21. blue = stabilizers = booooring 22. Angels are not nice. 23. The TARDIS is not supposed to make any sound when it lands, the Doctor always leaves the brakes on. 24. Never ever put the Doctor in a trap. 25. The Doctor points and laughs at archaeologists 26. Being clever isn't easy. 27. The Doctor usually saves the day by doing something incredibly stupid and dangerous. 28. Impossible = 2 minutes work. 29. The Doctor is good with time but that doesn't stop him from constantly being late. Especially at weddings. Especially his own. 30. The Doctor likes comfy chairs. 31. The Eleventh Doctor likes bad puns. 32. As long as the Doctor is talking, the plan isn't finished. 33. Sorry, can't tell you, still spoilers. 34. The Doctor is still thick it just never goes away, even regenerating doesn't help. 35. I can't stress this enough: Non whiney Vampires (so, get lost Edward Cullen!) + Venice + the Doctor = EPIC win! 36. The Doctor loves 'big mining things'. 37. Don't stick your hand in holes in the ground. Ever. 38. It's not breaking and entering, it's Sonicing and entering!!! 39. The Doctor always makes perfect sense, if you don't get it, you're just not keeping up. 40. The Doctor needs silence. 41. The Doctor isn't scared of monsters, the monsters are scared of him. 42. Don't diss the sonic! 43. Never 'shush' Amy. 44. "Hello sweetie" are two of the most epic words in the universe. 45. They are especially nice when graffitied on the oldest cliff side of the universe. 46. River had a valid reason for doing it, really, he wasn't answering his phone! 47. Between Rose and the Doctor, there is one hell of an age gap (they still work though) 48. The Doctor actually WAS right! His name is Ricky..... in a parallel universe that is. 49. Bowties are cool. 50. So are Fezzes. 51. "Everything is going to be fine." .............Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. 52. River can fly the TARDIS..... she's actually better at it than the Doctor. 53. You probably can't trust her.... then again, where would be the fun in that? 54. The Doctor is like a space version of Gandalf, or at least, that's what he thinks. 55. Rory and the Doctor are Amy's boys. 56. If you die in reality, you're dead. That's why it's called "reality". 57. The Doctor love's saying things he's never said before. 58. A thing is better than a plan. 59. The Doctor really does not like violence.... however he does shoot guns. 60. River hates good wizards in fairy tales, they always turn out to be the Doctor. 61. Are you my mummy? 62. The Doctor is not a dinner lady. 63. Anything you can do, Jack can do better. 64. He snogged Madame de Pompadour. Rose was not happy. Madame de Pompadour was. 65. Just what you needed to make your day: a Dalek with an identity crisis. 66. Spacestation 1 = satellite five = the gamestation = TROUBLE 67. Never underestimate plumbing. 68. Don't come too close!!!! 69. Just a reminder: RUN! 70. Oh yeah, and don't wander off Pond!! 71. Buffalo 72. Massive heat + massive body = MASSIVE bang 73. The Doctor only takes the best. 74. Mauve ; the universally recognised colour for danger (us humans are just weird) 75. Rose likes spock. 76. Mummy? 77. There's a time and a place.... not that Jack cares about that. 78. So many species, so little time.... 79. The Doctors nose has special powers, his ears however.... don't. Even though they're big. 80. Just scan for alien tech already. 81. Dance, anyone? 82. The Lion King just keeps popping up!!! 83. Just in case: Pond, put some trousers on! 84. Amy and Jack should never EVER meet. 85. Neither should Jack and River.... 86. And most definitely not the three of them together... *runs and hides* 87. Early days: the steering's a bit off. 88. Yes, of course the swimming pool is IN the library. 89. Don't ask stupid questions. 90. They can shoot him dead, but he'll have the moral highground. 91. The Doctor is married (to his TARDIS), so back OFF (Yes River, you too). 92. Sexy! 93. What's so difficult, it's JUST quantum physics..... 94. Monsters, start to run. The Doctor is making a house call. 95. Scariest place in the universe: a child's bedroom. 96. Melody friggin Pond?! You have GOT to be kidding me. 97. THOSE were the bloody Silence?! 98. Children.... they're still rather scary sometimes... 99. Astronauts are NOT supposed to come from underwater people!!! 100. He's like a nine-year-old trying to rebuild a motorbike in his bedroom. And he never reads the instructions. 101. She might not have always taken him where he wanted to go, but she always took him where he needed to go . 102. The Doctor is still worth the monsters.
Mels...was River, who was Melody, who they named Melody after before she was River, but now Mels was River...oh god. Rory shook his head and leaned against a table. Not only from the lack of any sense, but from some sort of...drumming. "Is anybody else finding today just a bit difficult? I'm getting a sort of banging in my head." Rory said, flabbergasted. Where was the banging coming from? "Yeah, I think that's Hitler in the cupboard." Amy replied, dazed. "That's not helping." So no one else heard the drumming? <><><><> How come I don't have a room? Rory thought to himself. It wasn't much of an exclusion thing, which he endured enough around the TARDIS; it just struck him as odd. He fear a lot of things, sure: he had an odd thing against clowns for some time as a child; an innate fear for Amy's safety was there as well. Wouldn't that constitute a room? Rory had wandered away from the group for awhile, with the excuse of some time to be alone. Suddenly, a slight thumping drew Rory's attention to a room. Room 4. Huh. Rory outstretched his hand towards the knob as he stepped towards it. As soon as his fingers gracefully brushed the knob, he heard a banging noise like the one in Hitler's office and recoiled, stumbling backwards. What the-? Now that his curiosity was peaked, he turned again to the door. Something inside his head wanted him to turn back, to leave the hallway to never return. And yet he had to know. In one swift motion, Rory snatched the knob and threw open the door. He took a step in and suddenly, a force crippled him to his knees. The Drums, the Drums! A beat of four, the drumbeat of a soldier, the heartbeat of a Time Lord! Rory cradled his tender head in his hands. No, no! Not again! With all of his might, he straggled to his feet. The drumming noise rang in his ears. One two three four. One two three four. The distance between him and the door seemed to stretch millions of miles, and with each beat a new memory became. Suddenly, he could see it. Thousands of years, a hole in time and space. Swirling, penetrating the very fabric of every reality, every possible existing dimension. From worlds choking with blackened earth and screaming fire, to worlds of vast, rolling lands; it was there. The drumming. Eternal Drums. Four times. And the Doctor was there. Rory reached the door and collapsed onto the floor in front of it, forcing him to crawl into the hallway. As soon as he was completely outside the room, the door shut swiftly, as if it were air locked. What had I meant by 'not again'? Rory thought to himself. <><><><> "Well, after all the time I spent with you in the TARDIS, what was left to be scared of?" Rory mused. This adventure had been tough on the Doctor, Rory could tell, and it seemed to be the best thing to say. Yet as the moment dragged on in silence, Rory immediately knew something was wrong. "You said that in past tense." the Doctor replied, looking at him suspiciously. Oh, crap. "No I didn't." Rory said hastily as the Doctor walked away. <><><><> Rory leaned against the rails of the TARDIS, waiting for Amy to come out in her dress. They'd gotten tickets to the biggest, fanciest party in the Galaxy, and as Rory waited for Amy to finish getting ready, he spaced out a little and drummed a little beat with his fingers. The Doctor came over in a suit and bow tie, but slowed down when he reached Rory. For a minute, The Doctor observed Rory. "What's that little beat you're doing?" he asked. "Oh, it's just a beat in my head." Rory replied nonchalantly. The Doctor looked as if he was about to say something, but then Amy emerged in a stunning evening dress and the topic was dropped. <><><><> Rory was fed up. Just fed up! He and Amy hadn't gotten along the moment the Doctor'd left them there, and it wasn't helping that no one else heard the drums. They'd been fighting and yelling for two years straight, because according to Amy everything Rory said was wrong and everything she said was right! They'd only stopped when the Doctor and River came over, because Amy "couldn't stand for the two of them to see them like that." Rory hadn't seen the point in even acting like everything was OK, but it'd gone well enough that night. But that was too long ago, and as Rory threw a handful of belongings into his pockets, Amy burst into the room. "Where are you going?!" Amy asked. "Anywhere but here!" Rory yelled in a reply. Something round and shiny in the drawer caught his eye, and he slipped it into his pocket. "Can't we just talk this through?" Amy asked. "Oh, why? Is the Doctor in town? The only reason you ever want to talk things through is because the Doctor's coming. Is it because you want to prove to him that you can live without him? Because it's clear you can't!" Rory screamed, and Amy gasped in disgust. "You treat me like an idiot, but I can see what's really going on!" Rory brushed past her and picked up his jacket from the chair in the dining room. He also picked up the papers before bursting through the front door, not even caring that it slammed into the wall beside it. He heard Amy chasing after him, but he just kept striding forward to the beat of the drums. "I hate this!" Amy yelled, but her voice choked at the end on tears, and Rory slowed down for a second, swallowed back a sob; then he kept walking. He rounded a corner, then another, then another, until he was finally in a place he didn't recognize before falling down on a bench and starting sobbing. For a good few minutes, he kept his head down, covering his face with his hands, letting the tears roll down his cheeks. Finally, after calming down, he sprawled out on the bench and looked blankly at the sky. A ray of light caught his eye, and he remembered the thing in his pocket. He slide his hand in this pocket and felt around for it, pleased when his fingers clasped around the metal object. Rory pulled it out of his pocket and examined it. It was some sort of pocket watch, gleaming in the sun. Intricate designs were deeply engraved into the lids and sides, and as he ran his fingers across its lid, suddenly he heard an evil laughter and the flash of the cackling face. It was dirty and shadows danced across its deep features, but he could tell it had a mop of blonde hair on top of its head. His heart rate increased as his fingers followed the patterns closer to the clasp. Rory blinked one last time, and the Master opened the watch.
Running with the whole "Rory Williams is the Master" theory. What's that, you say? You haven't heard of this? Well, it's basically a fan-theory FOR NOW, but the basis is pretty strong. I did a journal about it that's not that good, but it's actually really interesting. Google it, I dare you. Oh, and if the fighting seems at anyway unrealistic, it's because I've never been married so I don't know how married couples fight. EDIT: Here's the continuation: [link] I just thought of something: this could be a prequel to Gallifrey. Hmm...
the full title is to supposed to be Ode to David Tennant - A Rage By Two Fans as you can see in the beginning. in any case, this i was made up by me and my friend while we were watching Doctor Who. just to point out, we have no real animosity toward the woman who played Jenny being Tennant's wife, we're just expressing our views a little... metaphorically. please take no offense Who fans or Tennant/Jenny romantisits. we're just pissed off he didn't consult us :anger:
anyhow, yes i realize it doesn't all coincide nor does it have references matching but it's just a bit of fun and if you're going to be all blah about it then go somewhere else.
Donna stepped out of the dark glow of the TARDIS and found herself bathed in light.
Plains of long, golden grass lay before her, stretching out as far as she could see, and in the distance she spotted glittering peaks reaching upwards to touch the sky. The mountains seemed to glow and shimmer, and as she watched in bewilderment she realized that they were reflecting the sunlight. Giving an excited grin, she stepped out of the TARDIS, slowly lowering a bare foot to the ground, and felt a surge of delight as warm, tan-coloured soil slipped between her toes.
She closed the TARDIS' doors behind her and beamed, suddenly feeling aware of the empty space beside her. She rarely left the TARDIS without the Doctor at her side, and while she loved traveling with him, Donna reveled in this feeling; the sheer nervousness and excitement of stepping out on to an alien planet by herself. This was her, Donna Noble, a lowly temp from Chiswick, adventuring out into the wilderness by herself. Anything could happen, anything, and for once she was about to experience just what that anything was all by herself.
Unable to resist anymore, Donna began to stride forward confidently, but stopped when something brushed against her ear. After raising a hand to feel, and realizing there was nothing there, she twisted around to see what it was, and for the first moment since her arrival, she let her eyes travel upwards. Across the golden plain, specks of yellow fell lightly from the sky. She stared, intrigued, her ever-inquisitive mind wondering if it could be snow. Donna reached out, and managed to grab hold of one as it drifted by. She stared at it in fascination as it lay in the palm of her hand. It was a petal. She looked back across the field, gazing in wonder as the golden petals floated down from no where like yellow cherry blossoms. Above her, not even a cloud penetrated the crisp blue sky. Where were they coming from? After staring at the spectacle for a few seconds she decided to just be happy she was there to see it. She let the petal in her hand go, and watched as the soft wind blew it out of sight before she began walking away from the TARDIS, ready to explore this gorgeous, alien world.
For a while, Donna waded waist deep through the tall grass, stopping every now and then to glance back at the TARDIS. Fortunately, the ship's bright blue exterior stood out for miles against the gold of the grass, so Donna knew the possibility of getting lost was tiny. While she walked her fingers skimmed the grass-tops, but it didn't itch, merely soothed her fingertips as she brushed past. As she drifted across the glen, Donna reminded herself of why she was here, and what she was looking for.
That morning, when Donna had awoken, the Doctor had been gone. Not missing, just gone. In fact, that had been his exact words on the post-it he'd stuck to her bedroom door. "Gone out" written in messy writing with a jelly baby stuck to what little space was left on the paper with an extravagant amount of sellotape. After gobbling the snack up and mentally thanking the Doctor for being so concerned about her diet, Donna had decided to go find the Time Lord. He hadn't told her not to come, so it couldn't be too dangerous-or so she hoped, since her ginger hair probably stood out in the golden landscape more than the TARDIS-and one jelly baby hadn't caused nearly enough of a sugar high to cure her boredom. After changing out of her pajamas Donna had slipped out through the ship's doors, and had found herself...here.
Donna continued walking for a few minutes, and was beginning to worry when she spotted the object of her search. Through the golden strands she could see the Doctor coat, which had been unceremoniously deposited on the ground in a messy heap. Beside it lay the Time Lord himself, eyes closed as he breathed gently. Donna felt her stomach drop in dread as her as it occurred to her that he could be unconscious, or worse.
"Doctor?" she called out, voice wavering with fear. He didn't reply, but instead shifted slightly, craning his neck and angling his face upwards, as if seeking the sun's warmth. Donna could see his eyes moving slowly under their lids. Above, the sunlight flickered down, running across his pale, freckled skin in a mix of gold and white. Donna felt her fear ease slightly as it dawned on her; he was sleeping.
The human smiled affectionately, glad he was safe, but mentally chided herself. She should have seen this coming. After their visit to Midnight he'd been both physically and mentally exhausted, and she'd known he'd have to crash sooner or later, Time Lord or not. If she closed her eyes...she could still remember it clearly. The look on his face as he'd returned to the resort, the ghostly eyes which had looked right through her, yet consented as she'd pulled him close, and he'd pulled her closer.
By now, Donna had realized her true purpose as a companion. She wasn't there for company, however much he might enjoy hers when he had time, or to hold down levers and push buttons when he was busy. No, she was there to be a lifeline; something the Doctor could hold on to, that he could use to help him get back on his feet whenever he fell. She knew that this lonely, fun, slightly mad alien needed something to keep him grounded, and couldn't imagine what would happen if he didn't have that something with him.
Her eyes drifted to his sides, and her smile faded when she saw that his fingers were curled tightly around a stray strand of grass; he was holding himself in place, as if he was afraid he might fall away from the ground if he didn't. Donna lowered herself to the ground and, after gently prying the golden strand from his grip and entwining her own fingers with his, she waited for the Time Lord to wake.
Brushing a stray lock of ginger hair out of her eyes, Donna let her mind wander, thoughts following the same trail as they had before. She remembered Martha, and how she'd mistaken the Doctor desperately holding on to her as something else, and the disappointment that had soon followed. And thinking back further...Donna let herself remember the image of this alien, standing in the doorway of his TARDIS, and choking out the name of the woman who had been ripped away from him. The woman who had stolen the Doctor's heart long before Donna had even known he existed, who had disappeared so mysteriously from the his life, and who now only existed as a ghost that haunted the TARDIS' hallways, her face unseen and her name tabooed...
"Hello," came a small voice. Donna jumped slightly, and looked down to where the Doctor lay, both eyes now open and staring up at her. She smiled back, trying not to envy the fact that while she was usually incapable of placing one foot in front of the other within the first hour of waking up, he didn't even look groggy, and could have easily fought off an entire battalion of Sontarans, or whatever other alien he'd managed to anger today.
"Good morning, Sunshine," she replied, using one of her kinder nicknames for him. "Nice sleep?"
"Mhmm, lovely." His eyes drifted down to their joined hands, and Donna quickly snatched hers away, cheeks turning scarlet as she did so. She leaned back, avoiding eye contact and instead surveyed the golden world that lay before them.
"This place is beautiful! What's it called?" She saw movement out of the corner of her eye, and gave a small, relieved smile when she felt the Doctor take her hand back and hold it loosely in his.
"Nothing. Doesn't have a name. At least, not anymore." She turned back to look at him, and saw that he was staring at the planet with the same look that often entered his eyes at the mention of his home, or Ro...her. A small bubble of anger inside her popped, as it often did when he wouldn't explain things properly, making her feel so...insignificant. So unneeded.
"Well if you're not going to answer-"
"No," he interrupted. "Sorry, Donna." He made eye contact. "Sorry. I'm just trying to think of how to explain this to you. It's like...it's like on the Ood Sphere. Well, not exactly like it, but similar. Your people branched out from Earth, settling on different planets, and the Ood Sphere was one of the worlds they colonized. My people did the same sort of thing; they found worlds similar to theirs, and tried to expand their civilization by colonizing."
"And this was one of those worlds?" He nodded, and Donna frowned. "But it's...Doctor, it doesn't look like anyone's ever lived here."
He looked away again, the ghostly look in his eyes returning. "The Time War. It wiped them out. Made it so they never existed. Now they never came here." There was a small silence, and Donna could feel him drifting away from her...
"I'm sorry," she whispered.
He sniffed, snapping out of the memory and gave a cheery smile. "Nah, it's fine. Didn't come here to tell you ghost stories anyway." He jumped up, pulling her to her feet as he did so, and pointed at one of the glittering mountains in the distance. "That's why we're here. TARDIS was picking up some odd readings coming from this planet, from those mountains in particular, and I thought we should have a look."
"And you thought you'd steal a nap while you were here?" Donna asked, already feeling irritated by his sudden change of subject, and the fact that he'd referred to his race as a 'ghost story'. Was that honestly what he thought of them?
"Yup!" he replied, popping the 'p'. "Needed a bit of a rest, and this is the closest thing I have to-" He cut himself off, face dropping as his smile disappeared; being on this planet was causing him to let down his usually impenetrable emotional barriers, and bringing back memories Donna could tell he didn't want to remember. He looked down at the ground for a moment, quickly trying to compose himself and Donna reached out to touch his arm. He jerked away slightly, and she felt the sting of rejection as anger surged up within her once again. He always did this, never let her come too close. Sure, maybe she'd come closer than others, but if he was going to hold on to her then he needed to let himself go sometimes. Accept a comforting hug from time to time, or tell someone what was bothering him. But he never did and it drove her mad.
After a moment or two her friend snapped back from his gloom and looked back at her, smiling once again. "Anyway, off we go then, allons-OW!" He rubbed the spot where his companion had just hit him. "What was that for?"
Donna crossed her arms. "For pretending you don't need anyone." It was all she needed to say.
The Doctor stared at her for a second, lips tightening in defiance. "I don't." There was a tense moment of silence between the two of them, and Donna considered slapping him again, but he stooped down to pick up his coat and began to walk towards the glittering mountains before she could move. As he walked away Donna closed her eyes and breathed in softly, trying to sort through the waves of anger and frustration that raged inside of her, that made her want to shake this stupid spaceman, make him tell her everything...because she could make it better, she just knew she could.
But as he pushed her away, she could feel her confidence dwindle; falling lower and lower each time he rejected her. Somewhere, in between the far away glances, and the mournful eyes that stared right passed her, past the cheerful smiles and funny catchphrases used to drag the Doctor's loneliness out of sight, Donna was losing the ability to stand her ground.
And so she slowly followed, leaving her stronghold amongst the grass as she let him lead her towards the mountains. Step by step. Day by day. Lie after lie after lie.
Ginger hair wafted across the golden glen, standing out for miles against the long grasses that swayed ever-mournfully in the light wind as Donna Noble followed in the footsteps of a lonely god.
IMPORTANT: Takes place right after Series 5, Right After!
EXT. STREET CORNER - NIGHT
Dark foggy night, a man walks along the side walk. the noise of trash being blown about starts to grow. the man takes out a cigarette and tries to light it. His hands shake. The blowing trash sound grows louder.he looks behind him and is struck with fear. The blowing grows to a fierce howl before his screams rip through the night and cease almost as fast
INT. TARDIS - DAY
THE DOCTOR AMY and RORY stand around the console, THE DOCTOR occasionally presses/turns/pulls randoms things.
AMY (leaning at the railing) So where is it we're going again?
DOCTOR 11 (looking up briefly) 2nd planet of the 4th star in the constellation Archila, it's a beauiful place, wonderful in fact, well I've never been there but Romana always told me it was brilliant, and I have been meaning to go.
RORY (standing with hands in pockets) I'm no astronomer, but I've never heard of that constellation.
DOCTOR 11 (Looking up the whole time) Well it's not a Terran constellation. you can only see the 7th star from earth, and only during certain weeks in Autumn.
RORY (nodding) R-right. So it's beautiful?
DOCTOR 11 (eyes on the consol) Yes, from what I've heard there is a forest of flowers seven meters tall that at night...
DOCTOR 11 (rushing to the scanner) at night they- That's not right, where is it?
AMY moves next to THE DOCTOR.
AMY (looking at the scanner) Where's what? Is the star missing?
RORY moves next to AMY
DOCTOR 11 (typing on the type writer) It should be there, (shaking head) what? No no the star is right where she should be, but it's missing the planet.
AMY You mean like someone stole it?
DOCTOR 11 I wish, that would be clean, safe, and traceable. No, there's a ton of residue. A stolen planet leaves a trail of residue, this is concentrated, it was destroyed. But it can't have.
RORY Why not?
DOCTOR 11 Because the civilization on that planet was advanced enough to have very strong shields around the atmosphere to protect against invaders, the only thing strong enough do this would be an exploding star, well almost the only thing. But there is something else.
AMY What is it Doctor?
DOCTOR 11 Well, there isn't enough residue, and that's not the only thing. It seems that space itself is smaller here. The planet was not just destroyed it was displaced, but the force was so strong it was destroyed in the process.
Inside of Tardis shakes wildly and all three grab hold of the consol.
This is a Doctor Who Script I started for a Language Arts project, but I decided to continue it after I turned it in. Hope you enjoy reading my adventure with the Doctor Amy and Rory, plus a few others that might come along.
I tried to make this as if it could be an episode without any changes. This isn't my Doctor Who fantasy, but an idea for a real episode.
IMPORTANT This takes place before series 6!!!! so all the stuff that happens in the 6th season has not happened and the characters don't know!
I know there are typos, but I don't like to fix them in the word document because I write it on an online program called Script Buddy. feel free to point out the typos (grammatical and spelling, I don't mind, in fact I welcome it, I am horrible at editing . this is my first upload so I will respond to as many questions or comments as I can!