Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 1015 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Bananas are good.
2. Watch out for women named Jackie, they slap. Hard.
3. "Go to your room" are terrible last words.
4. Be silent in The Library.
5. Fear of the dark is NOT irrational.
6. Don't blink, blink and you're dead.
7. Travelling with the Doctor is not safe; however it is the journey of a lifetime.
8. Statues of weeping angles are dangerous.
9. The Doctor is rubbish at weddings, especially his own.
10. The Doctor does not appreciate being called "Doc".
11. The Doctor likes the word fantastic and brilliant.
12. A strange man in your bedroom does not mean anything can happen.
13. Lots of planets have a north.
14. If you meet an eccentric man who says his name is John Smith, the wise thing would be to get away as fast at you can. It's not the most fun though.
15. The Doctor is good at accents. Rose is not.
16. The Doctor came first in 'Jiggery Pokery'.
17. 'Tainted love' and 'Toxic' are earth classics.
18. 'Toxic' is actually a Ballad.
19. The Docto
Doctor WhoHurtling through time and space,Doctor Who9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Can he ever find a place?
Jumping forward to a brand new earth,
Jumping back to an empty hearth.
Forward again to see the Face of Boe,
Back in time to meet an old foe.
He is pursued by an incessant fact,
The likes of which he can't take back.
His entire home, his people his soul,
All gone, leaving him without a goal.
The last of the Time Wars,
The end of his kind,
He is trapped b
WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series 2Why we love Doctor Who Series 2:WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series 25 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Because the Tenth Doctor has new teeth.
Because of course we missed him.
Because he knows the Lion King.
Because he recognises the taste of A Positive blood.
Because he's rude and not ginger.
Because Jackie needs to shut up.
Because it's very British to have tea when the world's coming to an end.
Because everyone knows who Harriet Jones is.
Because he's certainly got a gob.
Because Jackie says the name of the show just before the opening titles run. Cheesy.
Because of the apple-grass.
Because he's slim... and just a little bit foxy.
Because he's still got it.
Because he's beating out a samba.
Because telepathy means 'a face full of big head'.
Because the Face of Boe is 'textbook enigmatic'.
Because the Doctor says 'new' at least 17 times.
Because David Tennant got to do an episode in his normal accent.
Because Rose has been 'oot and aboot'.
Because Queen Victoria is not amused (finally).
Because the telescope is
River SongRiver Song3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Who are you?
You with the big, curly hair
You with the poison lips
You with the sad, sad eyes
Can't tell them
Can't spoil the ending
It's more than that
Nobody REALLY knows you
Not your mother
Not your father
Not even your own husband
(Wait, is he even that?)
You really don't know
Your life has always been
Your childhood spoiled
Your sanity spoiled
Your chances at being normal spoiled
Your love life spoiled
You love the Doctor with
But he doesn't love you back
-Not in the way you love him-
He thinks of you as
(and, mostly, a nuisance)
To HIM you're just
A child, who was forced to grow up much too fast
His killer, who is in search of his forgiveness
A mystery, that he is always itching to unravel
(and, usually, a nuisance, who goes flying off to 'save' him when he is "in no need of saving")
Don't BlinkDon't let the angels touch your flesh,Don't Blink4 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
or you will live an old life fresh.
Don't blink your eyes, or look away,
Lest you live your life in yesterday.
They turn to stone when them you spy,
And granite wings will never fly.
They'll kill you nice, but you'll be dead,
and all because you turned your head.
So never blink or avert your gaze,
or shortened then will be your days.
Don't blink, don't turn, don't wink an eye,
when'ere you see an angel cry.
Doctor Who 1021. The Doctor always stays out of trouble.Doctor Who 1023 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. The Doctor does not look human, humans look Time-Lord.
3. He's the Doctor, he's worse than everybody's aunt.
4. The Doctor never interferes in the affairs of other people or planets, unless there's children crying.
5. Fish fingers with custard are a culinary delight.
6. The Doctor is most definitely a madman with a box.
7. Always trust the Doctor.
8. Even the Doctor makes a mistake sometimes, that's what he needs his companions for. And of course because everyone needs some company.
9. The TARDIS is sexy.
10. Don't touch a cookie in the TARDIS, they are dangerous.
11. Compared to travelling with the Doctor, the London Blitz is a safe place to be.
12. The Eleventh Doctor has a way of having absolutely brilliant ideas, and then going about them all wrong.
13. Amy is awesome.
14. The new Daleks look like a bad version of the Power Rangers; they just got a few colours wrong.
15. Cracks in walls can be very dangerous.
16. The Doctor has p
Ode To David Tennant - A RageOde To David Tennant - A Rage4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Ode To Tennant A Rage of Two Fans
Dear David Tennant
We think you're really great
You've killed a lot of Daleks
When they yelled EXTERMINATE
You killed them really quickly
You hit them with your laser beam
They screamed out really loud
When they died in all those scenes
Sorry, did we say laser beam?
We meant to say screwdriver
But we haven't watched it in a while
Cuz you went pedophile
You married your own daughter
And we think that's really gross
You should have come and found us
Instead of fighting Adipose
We even like the captain
We think he's really nice
We liked him in that one scene
We looked at his butt twice
We wish you'd take your clothes off
But we don't think that could be
Because you met some bimbo hooker
That you married off BBC
You met with Donna twice
And for that you're really cool
But you were with Martha once
And for that trip, you're a fool
So listen, Tennant, darling
We tell you this in love
Before we fly back to America
Like two dejected
Doctor Who jokesKnock knock.Doctor Who jokes3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
Doctor Who Plot GeneratorDoctor Who Plot Generator6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
RANDOM DOCTOR WHO PLOT GENERATOR!
Based on the 'Time Lord: Journies' PDF's Random Journey Generator
HOW TO USE THIS PLOT GENERATOR:
This plot generator just gives you the basic details of a plot, not a full-fledged synopsis. Keep in mind, you won't always need to roll for all categories, except when a previous roll requires you to.
A six-sided die (D6)
At least a little imagination
ROLL A THEME:
First roll to find the theme group, then roll again to find the theme within the group. On a result of 5, reroll to get a Theme and double the number of locations over which the story takes place. On a 6, reroll for a Theme twice, applying both results, with the first as the Main Theme and the second as a Subplot.
1 Alien Menace
2 Altering History
3 Ancient Powers
5 A World Gone Mad
6 Beauty & the Beast
2 Environmental Action
3 Historical Adventure
6 Mad Scientists
1 Mistaken Identity
2 Parallel Universe
Golden Slumbers: Chapter 1Donna stepped out of the dark glow of the TARDIS and found herself bathed in light.Golden Slumbers: Chapter 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Plains of long, golden grass lay before her, stretching out as far as she could see, and in the distance she spotted glittering peaks reaching upwards to touch the sky. The mountains seemed to glow and shimmer, and as she watched in bewilderment she realized that they were reflecting the sunlight. Giving an excited grin, she stepped out of the TARDIS, slowly lowering a bare foot to the ground, and felt a surge of delight as warm, tan-coloured soil slipped between her toes.
She closed the TARDIS' doors behind her and beamed, suddenly feeling aware of the empty space beside her. She rarely left the TARDIS without the Doctor at her side, and while she loved traveling with him, Donna reveled in this feeling; the sheer nervousness and excitement of stepping out on to an alien planet by herself. This was her, Donna Noble, a lowly temp from Chiswick, adventuring out into the wilderness by herself. Anything cou
Snog All The Doctors! Part 1Chapter OneSnog All The Doctors! Part 12 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
River was sitting in her cell at Stormcage reading a book. It was a slow day and River was trying to relieve the boredom. She knew she could escape at any time but even that didn't interest her so she spend the day napping, eating and trying to lose herself in a good book.
As she turned the page, her ears pricked up when she heard a familiar wheezing sound. She grinned and closed the book. Standing up, she turned and faced the bars of her prison, watching while the TARDIS fully materialized.
"My love, you read my mind," River said softly as she moved closer to the bars.
The door opened and River smiled when she saw her husband. The smile fell off her face when she noticed he looked angry.
"You don't look happy to see me, sweetie," she said to him while Amy and Rory stepped out of the TARDIS.
"I'm not," the Doctor said, stepping up to the bars.
"River, what did you do?" Amy said as she and Rory came up to the bars.
"I did nothing," River said, confused.
"Oh? Because anything
Trying not to love youYou call to me, and I fall at your feetTrying not to love you3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
How could anyone ask for more?
And our time apart, like knives in my heart
How could anyone ask for more?
"JJJOOOHHHNNN" I heard my flatmate shout from downstairs his voice strained. He'd been gone for 2 weeks saying it was one of those cases he'd best do himself not even telling me as to where he was going. It hurt to know that he would rather do some things without me but I wasn't complaining to him if he still came back home. I rushed down the stairs and for the first time in 10 days set eyes on my flatmate.
My heart almost stopped at the sight of the blood pouring from his shoulder as he layed on the floor, barely conscious. I rushed over to him falling to my knees grabbing the first aid box from beside the sofa as I did so and let my medical training take over. Why didn't he take me with him? I would have stopped this! I could have been the one hurt instead of him and I realised painfully I would give almost anything for that to be the case
Doctor Who FridaySeven A.M. Wakin' up in the TARDIS, Gotta get out, Gotta see outside.Doctor Who Friday4 years ago in Settings More Like This
Gotta Have my Screwdriver, Gotta be Sonic.
Seeing everything the Time is Going, Ticking on and on, Everybody's Runnin'.
Gotta get Down to the Planet.
Gotta See the World.
I See Daleks!
Killing with the Ground Troops, Blasting with the Saucers.
Gotta make my mind up, Which way should I run?!?!
It's Doomsday! Doomsday!
Gotta Save the world on Doomsday!
Everybody's looking for a way to Escape, Escape.
Doomsday! Doomsday! Savin' the world on Doomsday!
Everybody's looking for a way to Escape, Escape.
Runnin' and Runnin' (Ahh!!!).
Runnin' and Runnin' (Ahh!!!).
Looking for a way to escape.
Into the Vortex, Cruising in the TARDIS, Flying so fast, i Fear i might Die!
I think we may Crash!
I Got this! I lost this!
The Controls are not Quite right (Yeah)
I Got this! I lost this!
Now There's Cybermen!
Deleting in the Front Lines!
Converting in the Moonbase,
Gotta make my mind up, Which
DOCTOR WHO Rose Tyler an Alternate Ending CH1DOCTOR WHO Rose Tyler an Alternate Ending CH12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
My name is Rose Tyler. My life was boring until one day a man called the Doctor came into my life. He showed me the world with his blue box. I became his companion and this is the story of how I died.
The void was closing while the Daleks and Cyberman were still going in. A war started because of Torchwood Institute. Torchwood is a company taking alien knowledge and things. They study in the extra terrestrial. They opened up a void, a crack between parallel universes. Daleks and Cyberman came from the parallel universe. The doctor was able to push them in to the void. The doctor sent me to the parallel universe with my mum, dad, and Mickie. The teleportation device worked still so I came back. The doctor gave me a wall magnet and thats how we ended up where we are now.
," HOLD ON ROSE!" The Doctor screamed to me as I held on to the magnet. The force was strong, I would've fallen if it weren't for the magnet. Cyberman and Daleks came pouring in the room straight in to the void. London w
Doctor Who: One and a Half DoctorsDoctor Who: One and a Half Doctors3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
1 1/2 Doctors
IMPORTANT: Takes place right after Series 5, Right After!
EXT. STREET CORNER - NIGHT
Dark foggy night, a man walks along the side walk. the noise
of trash being blown about starts to grow. the man takes out
a cigarette and tries to light it. His hands shake. The
blowing trash sound grows louder.he looks behind him and is
struck with fear. The blowing grows to a fierce howl before
his screams rip through the night and cease almost as fast
SH - Bedside MannerWaiting Room Part 2SH - Bedside Manner4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The approaching surgeon pulled down his mask. "Doctor Watson?"
I nodded once, slowly.
"Now, you're a medical man, so I'm sure you'll understand you will have to be as careful and as quiet as you can don't knock the bed, or touch the equipment and he's not currently awake, but if you want to, you can see him anyway-"
"Wait what?" I asked, turning my head sharply to look at him. "See him? I can see him?"
A sympathetic smile crossed the surgeon's tired face as he continued, "Yes, you can. Mr Sherlock Holmes is alive, and we expect him to wake up any minute now."
Sherlock . . . .
It would have been easier to believe he'd died. It would have been more realistic. I hadn't thought real life had happy endings.
Doctor Who - The Master's Master GameThe Master's Master GameDoctor Who - The Master's Master Game3 years ago in Humor More Like This
They were all gathered in the Master's newly recovered TARDIS. He'd hidden it at the end of the universe and with the help of a stolen Vortex Manipulator, the Master bounced off to retrieve his beloved TARDIS. Now he decided to celebrate by implementing another scheme to screw with the Doctor.
"Ah, good to see my old faces again," the Master with the silver hair says to his other incarnations. The rest of them nod back to him and mutter small greetings. "And my new one?" He looks at the smiling blonde Master.
"Explain why we are here," the Master with the gray goatee asks the blonde one.
"To play a little game with the Doctor, of course." The blonde one smiles evilly.
"You would risk a massive paradox just to play another game on the Doctor?" asks the one with the black goatee.
"Of course we would," the one with the slicked back hair and the American accent says. They hear a grunt of agreement from the one under the black hood, the smelly corpse one.
The Cosmic Hobo's ABCsA is for AbsurdThe Cosmic Hobo's ABCs4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He was shorter, wearing long, baggy clothing, a silly tall hat over a silly head of black hair.
Ben shook his head. He was convinced this man was the Doctor but did he have to look so absurd?
B is for Bored
When he told Zoë he left Gallifrey because he was bored, he told only part of the truth.
What he didn't mention was that the image of his wife's dead, cold body still filled his nightmares.
C is for Crumbs
He actually didn't know why he started saying it. It just became a habit.
D is for Dalek
He was playing trains with his enemies, laughing all the way. Even Jamie joined in, holding on to one of the Pepper Pots. Alpha, Beta, and Omega laughed (a strange noise, actually), saying "Choo-Choo!"
E is for Ecstatic
"Splendid!" the Doctor shouted, clapping his hands and hopping up and down. Polly laughed; despite his age, he could act just like a small child.
F is for Fun
"Just think of it!" he shouted, his blue eyes filled with glee, "All those inventions, mine
Black Hole -REICHENBACH SPOILER ALERT!-I've heard people compare death to a hole, an empty space in your heart. And I'll admit, I used to think like that, too: I'd lost family, friends, acquaintences, patients, complete strangers, and each one seemed to take a little piece of me with them.Black Hole -REICHENBACH SPOILER ALERT!-3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Leave it to Sherlock to aim higher.
A gap would be an improvement to this black hole in my chest that seems to be sucking in everything, every part of me and every memory that was him.
He...the body...it...was stretched out, cold and still on an even colder table. They've left me alone. They've been leaving me alone a lot lately, as if they think I'm volatile.
Maybe I am.
Deep breath. Look at his face, John. Just do it. Even though it's worse than being shot, take a long, hard, final look at the chin and set of the eyes and remember their colour. Memorise the cheekbones and the mouth. Don't forget the hair, a mop of dark, curly hair that they've rinsed out, but you still can't help but picture soaked with blood.
My hand is shaking, but I
The violinThe ViolinThe violin3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
John's eyes flickered up from his dreary paper as the melodic, sad notes flowed off of Sherlock's violin. Sherlock stood with his back to John, his lean figure elegantly moving in slow, sad circles with his violin outstretched in his arms. The golden morning light curtained around his body, sending long shadows across the room. John felt mesmerised by the he played it with such ease, twisting and turning. The violin sang a sad song, and John almost found himself sad just to hear it.
Sherlock abruptly stopped playing, letting his arm drop and ceasing the song clumsily. John frowned, and quickly had the sense to avert his eyes back to his paper before he turned around.
Sherlock let the violin rest on his neck. He turned slightly towards John his eyes fixed on him as he tried to figure him out.
"John," He began, squinting in the light. "Do you play?"
John frowned. "Instrument wise?"
Sherlock nodded vaguely. He smiled slightly as John met his gaze and lowered his instrument.
Stealing RoseA light wind rustled the leaves on the trees as the Doctor walked along the gravel path. The stones crunched under his feet. He shoved his hands in his pockets and stared down at his converse as he walked, not wanting to look at what was around him. He knew where to go anyway.Stealing Rose4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Jackie hadn't let him attend the service, calling it a disgrace and blaming him for everything. IT wasn't his fault well, maybe it had partially been his fault. But he had watched the service from afar, keeping hidden so as not to make a scene.
Rose had scampered off onto the planet before he could tell her to wait. They hadn't bothered to check the scanner. It had been a normal adventure, until the hooded men had come. He had tried to stop them, he really had, but they had taken her and vanished. He had spent the better half of the week making inquiries and tracking them down. He had found her in a gloomy mansion. She was lying on the floor, eyes closed. He had crouched beside her, sweeping her h
The Four KeysThe Four Keys4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The suns rose over the shining towers. The red sky flamed over the city. Dawn was here, the beginning of a new day. Crimson. It was in the grass, the sky, the trees, the robes. The colour of fire, the colour of Gallifrey.
700 years since he'd run, 700 years since he turned his back on those crimson skies. Eleven new faces, adventures, deaths. Eleven times he had tried to die and eleven times he had failed to reconcile the past.
Each new companion, every new world, brought a happiness like no other. Helping others defeat evil no matter what the risk. There was a certain delight in travelling through time and space with the people you loved.
Stepping out of the TARDIS to a dewy morning in an English countryside. The scent of rain on dry earth. It is the most wonderful smell in the universe, the fin
The 12th Doctor and RoseIt was her. It was Rose. The woman she loved no. That was no longer the case. She didn't love her but he did. And he was her.The 12th Doctor and Rose3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She clucked her tongue at herself for thinking such complex and confusing thoughts. Rose was staring at her now, in utter disbelief.
"You can't be the Doctor he's a man!"
The Doctor couldn't help chuckling to herself. "Regeneration, Rose. You've seen it in action." She shrugged, sticking her hands inside the pockets of the leather jacket her 9th generation had once worn. "I was pretty surprised to...but you recognize these, don't you?" the Doctor questioned, wriggling her feet in a circle to show the white converse her 10th generation had once donned. Rose looked at them, finally believing that this woman was the man she loved wait what? This was all so confusing.
"I'm sorry, Doctor but I loved the past you I can't love a woman."
The Doctor let a smirk form across her face as she flipped her long, red,
Revenge, Best Served HOT!!! - Chapter OneRevenge, Best Served HOT!!! - Chapter One2 years ago in Horror More Like This
It was a beautiful night. The stars shone brightly in the velvet sky. The air was warm and balmy, the playful breeze scented with summer as it stole over the Cardiff rooftops. It was the sort of night the poets wrote sonnets about. The sort of night meant for love and romance. The sort of night that made you feel glad to be alive.
The sheer irony of the thought made the murderer smile. The pale, luminous moonlight caught the flash of his white teeth in the shadows, reflected back to him in the shimmering silver surface on the wall in front of him.
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" he asked sarcastically.
Nobody replied. Heavy silence reigned in the small flat, broken only by the distant monotonous hum of city traffic. And by one other noise - tiny, almost unnoticeable, yet still distinct to his ears.
The steady drip of blood pooling on a polished wooden floor...
She had recognised his face, of course. It would have been strange if she hadn't, he supposed, wi