Doctor WhoHurtling through time and space,Doctor Who8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Can he ever find a place?
Jumping forward to a brand new earth,
Jumping back to an empty hearth.
Forward again to see the Face of Boe,
Back in time to meet an old foe.
He is pursued by an incessant fact,
The likes of which he can't take back.
His entire home, his people his soul,
All gone, leaving him without a goal.
The last of the Time Wars,
The end of his kind,
He is trapped b
WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series 2Why we love Doctor Who Series 2:WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Because the Tenth Doctor has new teeth.
Because of course we missed him.
Because he knows the Lion King.
Because he recognises the taste of A Positive blood.
Because he's rude and not ginger.
Because Jackie needs to shut up.
Because it's very British to have tea when the world's coming to an end.
Because everyone knows who Harriet Jones is.
Because he's certainly got a gob.
Because Jackie says the name of the show just before the opening titles run. Cheesy.
Because of the apple-grass.
Because he's slim... and just a little bit foxy.
Because he's still got it.
Because he's beating out a samba.
Because telepathy means 'a face full of big head'.
Because the Face of Boe is 'textbook enigmatic'.
Because the Doctor says 'new' at least 17 times.
Because David Tennant got to do an episode in his normal accent.
Because Rose has been 'oot and aboot'.
Because Queen Victoria is not amused (finally).
Because the telescope is
Doctor Who Plot GeneratorDoctor Who Plot Generator5 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
RANDOM DOCTOR WHO PLOT GENERATOR!
Based on the 'Time Lord: Journies' PDF's Random Journey Generator
HOW TO USE THIS PLOT GENERATOR:
This plot generator just gives you the basic details of a plot, not a full-fledged synopsis. Keep in mind, you won't always need to roll for all categories, except when a previous roll requires you to.
A six-sided die (D6)
At least a little imagination
ROLL A THEME:
First roll to find the theme group, then roll again to find the theme within the group. On a result of 5, reroll to get a Theme and double the number of locations over which the story takes place. On a 6, reroll for a Theme twice, applying both results, with the first as the Main Theme and the second as a Subplot.
1 Alien Menace
2 Altering History
3 Ancient Powers
5 A World Gone Mad
6 Beauty & the Beast
2 Environmental Action
3 Historical Adventure
6 Mad Scientists
1 Mistaken Identity
2 Parallel Universe
The Itsy Bitsy TARDISThe itsy bitsy TARDIS went through the temporal riftThe Itsy Bitsy TARDIS3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Then came the cracks and pushed the box adrift
In came the Doctor and sealed up all the cracks
And the itsy bitsy TARDIS travelled again at last.
Ode To David Tennant - A RageOde To David Tennant - A Rage3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Ode To Tennant A Rage of Two Fans
Dear David Tennant
We think you're really great
You've killed a lot of Daleks
When they yelled EXTERMINATE
You killed them really quickly
You hit them with your laser beam
They screamed out really loud
When they died in all those scenes
Sorry, did we say laser beam?
We meant to say screwdriver
But we haven't watched it in a while
Cuz you went pedophile
You married your own daughter
And we think that's really gross
You should have come and found us
Instead of fighting Adipose
We even like the captain
We think he's really nice
We liked him in that one scene
We looked at his butt twice
We wish you'd take your clothes off
But we don't think that could be
Because you met some bimbo hooker
That you married off BBC
You met with Donna twice
And for that you're really cool
But you were with Martha once
And for that trip, you're a fool
So listen, Tennant, darling
We tell you this in love
Before we fly back to America
Like two dejected
Doctor Who jokesKnock knock.Doctor Who jokes2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
The Three of Us Fanfic - DWThe Three of Us Fanfic - DW3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
The Three of Us
A TARDIS/Bad Wolf/Doctor Story
It was so strange, being in human form- Idris I believe her name was.
But it wasn't because it had never happened before, of course not.
The last time it happened, was so...so magical. Golden tendrils of light, the power I could feel through my now-human eyes and fingertips, the sensation of kissing my Doctor, yet at the same time letting my Doctor's most special companion have what she wanted most, for a moment.
I love my Doctor, and I'm not afraid to say it, but my Doctor and I, our love is not bound by human terms. We are so different than merely friends, or dare I say, husband and wife, no. It's as if we're the same, bonded to our life of danger and adventure.
And that's why I let her in, why I let any of them in. My...his Bad Wolf especially. He loved her, and I was happy for them, my leather-clad Doctor and my Golden Bad Wolf. It's what I wanted most for them.
I wish it had felt the same as being the Bad Wolf when I was
The search for the truthA girl and a doctor, in a blue box,The search for the truth5 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Two other boys, hot on their socks.
One with a guitar, to help them see,
The other behind him, drinking tea.
A girl with the army, and an dalek called Lars.
And another with torchwood, keeping aliens behind bars.
The boys never seem to give up their chase,
Causing the doctor always to make haste.
One of the boys, thinks himself quite a sleuth,
When the other asks what theyre searching for,
The other simply replies
Obsessed With Doctor Who WhenObsessed with Doctor Who when....Obsessed With Doctor Who When2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
1. You think fezzes are cool.
2. you think bowties are cool and you want to wear them everyday of your life.
3. Wearing a vegetable seems fashionable.
4. You have a button that says David Tennant makes me squee. (sad to say I own one.)
5. Angel statues scare the holy fuck out of you.
6. You have an action figure of your favorite Doctor and carry him around everywhere. (I have two. one of Tom Baker, and Matt Smith wearing a fez and holding a mop.)
7. Apples are rubbish.
8. Pears are gross and disgusting.
9. You see a british phonebooth and you automatically claim it as your own TARDIS and invite your best friend to go see the dinosaurs with you in said TARDIS.(I have one!)
10. You like Bananas.
11. You get into major arguments with Back To The Future fans.
12. You want your own personal Dalek.
13. You have written Bad Wolf on atleast one thing that is blue.
14. You know atleast three songs by Billie Piper.
15. You watch Law and Order UK now that Freema
WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series3Because the Doctor's not from Mars.WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Because his pockets are dimensionally transcendental.
Because he tells the TARDIS to 'behave!'
Because Donna is a pencil inside a mug.
Because 'with this ring, I thee bio-damp'.
Because Donna's yell can be heard over the noise of the TARDIS engines.
Because everyone knows you should never let a man with a sonic screwdriver near the sound system.
Because Martha doesn't believe he's an alien.
Because Martha FINALLY believes he's an alien.
Because 'Judoon platoon on the moon.'
Because he looks daft with one shoe.
Because she called him 'Doctor'.
Because Rose's name keeps him fighting.
Because he does a lot of reading.
Because 'to be or not to be' is a bit pretentious.
Because Martha won't step on any butterflies.
Because The Doctor cried when he read book 7.
Because the Doctor's upset Queen Elizabeth.
Because 'the play's the thing'.
Because David Tennant appears in Hamlet 2 years later. Fantastic!
Because the Doctor is
WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series4Because he's the Doctor. He's a Time Lord. He's from Gallifrey, in the constellation of Casterberus. He's 903 years old. He's the man who's gonna save your lives, and all six billion on the planet below.WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Because no one's got a problem with that.
Because he never changes.
Because Donna's got a hat box.
Because the fat just walked away.
Because he just wants A mate.
Because he is Spartacus. And so is she.
Because they're so not a couple.
Because he fought her off with a water pistol.
Because he got clever in Latin.
Because 'TARDIS, Time Lord, yeah!'
Because 'Donna, Human, no!'
Because they turned him into an Ood. Seriously.
Because every song must end.
Because at least they've got quality handcuffs.
Because, to an Ood, Donna looks single.
Because he came 'intruder window'.
Because it's not easy being clever.
Because of course he didn't turn Martha into a soldier.
Because the Doctor's a dumbo.
Because he's a great big outer space dunce.
Because he's also a praw
DOCTOR WHO Rose Tyler an Alternate Ending CH1DOCTOR WHO Rose Tyler an Alternate Ending CH11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
My name is Rose Tyler. My life was boring until one day a man called the Doctor came into my life. He showed me the world with his blue box. I became his companion and this is the story of how I died.
The void was closing while the Daleks and Cyberman were still going in. A war started because of Torchwood Institute. Torchwood is a company taking alien knowledge and things. They study in the extra terrestrial. They opened up a void, a crack between parallel universes. Daleks and Cyberman came from the parallel universe. The doctor was able to push them in to the void. The doctor sent me to the parallel universe with my mum, dad, and Mickie. The teleportation device worked still so I came back. The doctor gave me a wall magnet and thats how we ended up where we are now.
," HOLD ON ROSE!" The Doctor screamed to me as I held on to the magnet. The force was strong, I would've fallen if it weren't for the magnet. Cyberman and Daleks came pouring in the room straight in to the void. London w
The 12th Doctor and RoseIt was her. It was Rose. The woman she loved no. That was no longer the case. She didn't love her but he did. And he was her.The 12th Doctor and Rose2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She clucked her tongue at herself for thinking such complex and confusing thoughts. Rose was staring at her now, in utter disbelief.
"You can't be the Doctor he's a man!"
The Doctor couldn't help chuckling to herself. "Regeneration, Rose. You've seen it in action." She shrugged, sticking her hands inside the pockets of the leather jacket her 9th generation had once worn. "I was pretty surprised to...but you recognize these, don't you?" the Doctor questioned, wriggling her feet in a circle to show the white converse her 10th generation had once donned. Rose looked at them, finally believing that this woman was the man she loved wait what? This was all so confusing.
"I'm sorry, Doctor but I loved the past you I can't love a woman."
The Doctor let a smirk form across her face as she flipped her long, red,
The violinThe ViolinThe violin2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
John's eyes flickered up from his dreary paper as the melodic, sad notes flowed off of Sherlock's violin. Sherlock stood with his back to John, his lean figure elegantly moving in slow, sad circles with his violin outstretched in his arms. The golden morning light curtained around his body, sending long shadows across the room. John felt mesmerised by the he played it with such ease, twisting and turning. The violin sang a sad song, and John almost found himself sad just to hear it.
Sherlock abruptly stopped playing, letting his arm drop and ceasing the song clumsily. John frowned, and quickly had the sense to avert his eyes back to his paper before he turned around.
Sherlock let the violin rest on his neck. He turned slightly towards John his eyes fixed on him as he tried to figure him out.
"John," He began, squinting in the light. "Do you play?"
John frowned. "Instrument wise?"
Sherlock nodded vaguely. He smiled slightly as John met his gaze and lowered his instrument.
The Cookie MonsterThe Doctor does some maintenance on the Tardis, with unexpected side effects for Rose.The Cookie Monster2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"What?!" she yelled from down the corridor.
"Where's my sonic screwdriver?"
"It's in your pocket!"
"I'm not wearing my pocket!"
"Huh?" Rose stuck her head into the Tardis console room and looked around. The Doctor was indeed not wearing his pockets. He was in his shirtsleeves, buried upside down halfway in the Tardis decking as he did something unexplainable to the Tardis. His hand waved vaguely in the direction of his coat and jacket which were thrown over the curved support nearest the door.
Rose rolled her eyes and went to get it for him. "Here." She slapped his screwdriver into his groping hand and crouched down trying to see what he was doing.
"Wonderful. Thank you." He twirled the screwdriver in his hand, took a firm grip, and whacked the butt of it against some recalcitrant piece of machinery above him. Something popped loose with a faint gonging sound. "Hold this for a minute."
Trying not to love youYou call to me, and I fall at your feetTrying not to love you2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
How could anyone ask for more?
And our time apart, like knives in my heart
How could anyone ask for more?
"JJJOOOHHHNNN" I heard my flatmate shout from downstairs his voice strained. He'd been gone for 2 weeks saying it was one of those cases he'd best do himself not even telling me as to where he was going. It hurt to know that he would rather do some things without me but I wasn't complaining to him if he still came back home. I rushed down the stairs and for the first time in 10 days set eyes on my flatmate.
My heart almost stopped at the sight of the blood pouring from his shoulder as he layed on the floor, barely conscious. I rushed over to him falling to my knees grabbing the first aid box from beside the sofa as I did so and let my medical training take over. Why didn't he take me with him? I would have stopped this! I could have been the one hurt instead of him and I realised painfully I would give almost anything for that to be the case
The Life FantasticThis wall ought to be broken down,The Life Fantastic4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
For the crime of standing between
But I know it's not merely a wall.
It is miles and years and fate.
Things that can't be broken, ever.
Because if they were, well,
That would be it, wouldn't it?
We can't be too selfish;
Other lives are involved.
We are too good, too kind to allow our own wants to endanger two worlds.
Why can you never have any good luck?
Why does the universe feel the need to always punish you?
You have done nothing but generous acts,
Shown only mercy,
Still, somehow it is always you who pays the dearest price.
Somehow you're never given a break from the any of it:
The heartbreak, the soul-ache, the mind-numbing pain.
Nothing you deserve.
If it were possible, this wall would be down.
The miles would be gone and those years would disappear.
Fate wouldn't even be a factor.
We wouldn't have to be selfish.
This wall would disappear and you would come back
And this ache,
The Cosmic Hobo's ABCsA is for AbsurdThe Cosmic Hobo's ABCs3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He was shorter, wearing long, baggy clothing, a silly tall hat over a silly head of black hair.
Ben shook his head. He was convinced this man was the Doctor but did he have to look so absurd?
B is for Bored
When he told Zoë he left Gallifrey because he was bored, he told only part of the truth.
What he didn't mention was that the image of his wife's dead, cold body still filled his nightmares.
C is for Crumbs
He actually didn't know why he started saying it. It just became a habit.
D is for Dalek
He was playing trains with his enemies, laughing all the way. Even Jamie joined in, holding on to one of the Pepper Pots. Alpha, Beta, and Omega laughed (a strange noise, actually), saying "Choo-Choo!"
E is for Ecstatic
"Splendid!" the Doctor shouted, clapping his hands and hopping up and down. Polly laughed; despite his age, he could act just like a small child.
F is for Fun
"Just think of it!" he shouted, his blue eyes filled with glee, "All those inventions, mine
The Doctor's Letter.Dear Mr. Slenderman,The Doctor's Letter.3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
We have never met, as I am sure you are aware.
But as of late I have received word from many, many reputable sources that you are being rather a nuisance on the planet Earth and in that general region of the space-time continuum. Now, do not try and deny your presence at the Shadow Proclamation in the Delta Galaxy: you were informed of your limitations, as well as your freedoms and warned to stay at least 11.7 million light years away from the Milky Way, Andromeda and Sagittarius Dwarf and Canis Major Dwarf galaxies- which, I must admit, is talent: I've never had that many Galactic restraining orders in my life! (As a matter of fact, I don't think anyone has except maybe the Daleks. But that's another story) .You are closely related to the Silence in subspecies and abilities: like them , you are little more than a parasite. And a particularly foul parasite at that.
You have caused nothing but despair and distress to the Universe and every other living t
Home againAUTHOR'S NOTE: this is sequel to the story "A month after." If I were you I'd read that story first. Thank you.Home again2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sherlock Holmes's returned to 221B Baker Street after his "death" 5 hours and thirty two minutes ago. And to be honest he didn't expect that reaction from Mrs. Hudson and John. Especially from John. The consulting detective thought Mrs. Hudson would faint and Dr. Watson would punch him in the face. Or somewhere else. But instead of that Sherlock saw his friend with hopeless eyes and the gun in his hand, ready to die.
And that's caused pain. Sharp pain inside Sherlock Holmes's heart. The feeling of constant grief has been living in Sherlock all of these 18 month. 18 month Sherlock Holmes was dead to his best friend. And 18 month he has been solving crimes in China, Japan, New Zealand just not to think about John's sufferings. But every evening, just like Mycroft predicted he watched his Doctor via cameras on Baker Street. There was time when the detective was ruining everythin
River SleepsThe Doctor relaxed on the king sized bed, in the VIP Suite of the Hotel Paragon, in the Chantel Region of the Corsa Cluster. River laid next to him, her head in his lap, and he gently ran his fingers through her soft curls. He smiled down at her, amazed at how such a strong, vivacious woman can seem so sweet and child-like while asleep.River Sleeps1 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
It is times like these, in the quiet hours of the night, when he can watch her sleeping, and see Little Amelia in her. She is so much like her mother was. Strong, smart, witty, vibrant... and sad. She doesn't admit that. Never. But he knows she is. All her life she had set her heart on loving him, and all he can do is destroy her world a little bit at a time.
Because of him, she had no childhood.
Because of him, she wasn't raised by her loving parents.
Because of him, she had lost her freedom.
Because of him, she had lost her parents.
And, because of him, she would sacrifice her own life.
She moved then, in her sleep. He checked his watch, and nodded in
Doctor Who:My Favourite ThingsPlanets and celery, glasses, surprises!Doctor Who:My Favourite Things3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Bow ties and fezzes and hats of all sizes
Space mixed with time and the wonders they bring
These are a few of my favourite things!
Brand-new companions, the look on their faces
When I reveal to them dazzling new places
Hurtling to death while the universe sings,
These are a few of my favourite things!
Tea and bananas and scarves of great measure,
Sonic screwdrivers, no pears and much leisure,
Flying the TARDIS, the thrill that it brings
These are a few of my favourite things!
When the foes strike,
When the world ends
(For the hundredth time)
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I can feel...just fine!
doctor who, starkid styledoctor who, starkid style4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
DOCTOR WHO*: THE MUSICAL
*SEE AUTHOR'S NOTE
ROSE: You look like a ghost.
THE DOCTOR: Hold on-- [holds out sonic screwdriver; cue strange sonic-y noise] Alright.
ROSE: Can I tou[reaches out]
THE DOCTOR: [backs away] No!
THE DOCTOR: . Okay. Earlier, you said I looked like a ghost.
ROSE: Yeaaaaah .
THE DOCTOR: And now I'm telling you that I can't be touched .
ROSE: Uh huuuuuh .
THE DOCTOR: What do you think that means?
ROSE: You .have herpes?
THE DOCTOR: Rose-
ROSE: Just kidding, I know you're really a three-dimensional diffraction pattern of the image of an object made using holography.
THE DOCTOR: NO, YOU STUPID APE! Ah, no wait, that's correct. Sorry, I deal with the pain of loss by inflicting insults upon others.
ROSE: You must've lost a lot of stuff, then.