Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 1015 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Bananas are good.
2. Watch out for women named Jackie, they slap. Hard.
3. "Go to your room" are terrible last words.
4. Be silent in The Library.
5. Fear of the dark is NOT irrational.
6. Don't blink, blink and you're dead.
7. Travelling with the Doctor is not safe; however it is the journey of a lifetime.
8. Statues of weeping angles are dangerous.
9. The Doctor is rubbish at weddings, especially his own.
10. The Doctor does not appreciate being called "Doc".
11. The Doctor likes the word fantastic and brilliant.
12. A strange man in your bedroom does not mean anything can happen.
13. Lots of planets have a north.
14. If you meet an eccentric man who says his name is John Smith, the wise thing would be to get away as fast at you can. It's not the most fun though.
15. The Doctor is good at accents. Rose is not.
16. The Doctor came first in 'Jiggery Pokery'.
17. 'Tainted love' and 'Toxic' are earth classics.
18. 'Toxic' is actually a Ballad.
19. The Docto
Doctor Who jokesKnock knock.Doctor Who jokes3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
The Doctor's SacrificeSo you turned to him and kissedThe Doctor's Sacrifice6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
this perfect copy of myself.
I stood there, weeping in my soul
and yet rejoicing for your bliss.
I pray you did not hear the mighty cry
that filled me to the core,
that, with a thousand voices, told you: "Rose,
no man loves you more than I!"
O, how I wish I could have spoken true -
how much I need you by my side.
'The lonely angel' someone once me called,
and yet, the angel is not me, it's you.
In all my life, I never truly lived
until the day that I met you.
You took these hardened hearts of mine
and taught them how to laugh, to love, forgive.
Of all these thoughts I could not speak a word,
it would have made you choose not him - but me.
Though all the stars will sing my love
my mortal ears, it never shall be heard.
You always knew there can be no "Forever"
for us, timelord and an earthen child.
We both know you belong with him
not bound be my life's endless tether.
You have so much to do, to see
that I can never give.
I want for you the best of lives,
Doctor WhoHurtling through time and space,Doctor Who9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Can he ever find a place?
Jumping forward to a brand new earth,
Jumping back to an empty hearth.
Forward again to see the Face of Boe,
Back in time to meet an old foe.
He is pursued by an incessant fact,
The likes of which he can't take back.
His entire home, his people his soul,
All gone, leaving him without a goal.
The last of the Time Wars,
The end of his kind,
He is trapped b
The Doctor and RoseThe Doctor and Rose9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
he thought "Its impossible" he paced back and forth, his feet making quiet thuds on the metal deck of the Tardis. He couldn't just drag her into this, the life he lived, but some part of him yearned for her. Mabey it was the first time she saved him, or him her, or the way her eyes lit up when she walked out of the Tardis and onto another world. Mabey it could have even been the way she teased him, about everything and nothing, or the way she always insisted on wearing something new every time she left the Tardis, or the way she always braided her hair in someway. it could have been her smile, or the way she held his hand when they were in danger, or the way she called his name when she was scared. it could have been anything, but nothing could make him let go of Rose. Nothing.
He loved her, but he couldnt say it. Not again. He saw the look on Sarah Jane's face when they met again. The pain in her eyes, the sadness written into every line of her aged face. Every time, he
10 ways to annoy Rory Williams10 Ways to Annoy Rory from Dr.Who10 ways to annoy Rory Williams5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
10. Ask him why the only person in the universe (including his "one true love") that remembers him is the guy that ran off with her the night before the wedding
8. Call him a Murse (male nurse)
7. Crash his stag party by jumping out of his massive cake
6. Kidnap his fiancée on the night before their wedding
5. .Spend all your money on his girlfriends kissogram stall and stay there all day
4. Tell him that his girlfriend's kissogram is way more successful than he thinks and that she gets most of her money from one particular customer who goes under the name of the Doctor .
3 .Ask why he hasn't done it with Amy yet, and that doctor has
2. Inform him politely that you and his fiancée had a little "smoochy smoochy time" while you both are in a scary tunnel surrounded by vampires/space fish
And the number one way to annoy Rory Williams .
1. Next time you see him say "If you're a real doctor, then where's your
doctor who, starkid styledoctor who, starkid style5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
DOCTOR WHO*: THE MUSICAL
*SEE AUTHOR'S NOTE
ROSE: You look like a ghost.
THE DOCTOR: Hold on-- [holds out sonic screwdriver; cue strange sonic-y noise] Alright.
ROSE: Can I tou[reaches out]
THE DOCTOR: [backs away] No!
THE DOCTOR: . Okay. Earlier, you said I looked like a ghost.
ROSE: Yeaaaaah .
THE DOCTOR: And now I'm telling you that I can't be touched .
ROSE: Uh huuuuuh .
THE DOCTOR: What do you think that means?
ROSE: You .have herpes?
THE DOCTOR: Rose-
ROSE: Just kidding, I know you're really a three-dimensional diffraction pattern of the image of an object made using holography.
THE DOCTOR: NO, YOU STUPID APE! Ah, no wait, that's correct. Sorry, I deal with the pain of loss by inflicting insults upon others.
ROSE: You must've lost a lot of stuff, then.
RegenerationRegeneration4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You look up, your eyes falling on the solid form of a human body nearby, the voice issuing from it soft and earnest. "It is just like regenerating."
You look down, figiting as the artificial lights blink past you, the empty bus taking you back to what is supposed to be home. "How did you know?" You ask, not meeting his eyes.
"I know the look. The feeling of- loss. The aprehension of what's ahead. An entire new world to explore- like starting over."
You hear a soft rustle of clothing as he moves from where he's sitting across the bus to sit next to you, waiting patiently until you are ready to talk. You've given up on guessing how he gets around so well, after all, he didn't park the TARDIS on the bus, and you just accept his presence, grateful that you and the lonely bus driver aren't the only ones out in the middle of the night.
"I thought it would be easier, coming home. And that moving out would be the hard part. But the truth is I don't feel like I belong in either place- n
The Doctor and You 3The Doctor and You 35 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Knock knock knock.
" are you in there? Ready to go?" comes the Doctor's voice through your bedroom door. "I've found this great new planet- it has no sun! The warmth comes completely from the planet's core, and the entire planet is self-sustaining-- you've got to come on!"
His words make very little sense at first as you roll over, groaning. Your whole body aches, and your head is pounding. You have been sleeping for eight hours and it feels like you ran a marathon.
"can I come in?" Comes the Doctor's voice around the door as his words filter back into your consciousness.
"Yes." You croak, your voice scratchy and throat hurting.
His head pokes around the door and his vibrant expression immediately falls. He comes over to your bed and sits next to you, smoothing his cool hand across your brow.
"Are you alright?" He asks, brow furrowed in concern.
You shake your head. "I don't feel well." You mumble, enjoying his cooler body temperature as his fingers trace across your f
The Doctor and You 2The Doctor and You 25 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You are cramped, too warm, blind, and it feels like your heart will never slow down. It's been in your throat for as long as you can remember, and you are sure they can hear you.
They are everywhere. And the one alien you need right then is nowhere to be seen.
Another one goes gliding silently by you, and despite the heat, you feel an aching cold pass through your stomach and you curl up even tighter, trying to disappear.
Where could he be? He promised to keep you safe. "I would take a bullet for you." He had said, holding your hand to his chest. "I really would. Both hearts. You're going to be fine. I'm going to get you out of here."
That's what he said before they dragged him away. And you would be worried about him, except the creatures have been whispering, and panicking about an escaped prisoner, and you can still understand them. So he is alive. Free. Conscious. Alright.
So why hasn't he come for you already?
And why haven't they found you yet? It's not like y
In Another UniverseThe Ood watched as the Doctor pulled himself back into the TARDIS, the golden glow of regeneration energy sparkled by his hands. He always thought regeneration was so beautiful for what it was -- dying. The bursts of light were just another way to feel pain. Another body coming to take the only thing he had left.In Another Universe2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"I bet you're going to have a great year" still lingered in the back of his mind, as he thought of all the times Rose had yet to come. All the trips in the TARDIS, all the adventures, the danger that she seemed so addicted to. He knew somewhere that she was happy in another universe, possibly married to the "other" doctor.
He could feel the energy running through is veins, it was almost time. Suddenly all that he had ever known seemed to flash before his eyes, Rose Tyler, Martha Jones, Donna Noble, it was a good regeneration. He closed his eyes and reached clumsily to pull a lever, zipping the TARDIS into the skies.
With another breath, he was in flight, but he felt the
The Doctor's GuardianSummary: I am looking for a being to protect the Doctor after I am gone, someone willing to be bound by the TARDIS to the energies of time. Someone humble, caring, and lonesome would be a wonderful choice. The Doctor and the TARDIS would be your constant companions, and in return you shall be the Doctor's constant guardian.The Doctor's Guardian3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rating- PG for mentions of some scary situations
My name is Elizabell. Or it was, once upon a time. I'm not sure I even have a name now. Once upon a time, I was an ordinary human being. Once upon a time, I drifted from day to day without interest or adventure.
That was so long ago. Or was it? Time is so strange, it surrounds you, it consumes you, and eventually you become lost in it. And now I can see the look in your eye, as if I am not making sense. Oh, if only you knew how little sense things make when you see them all flowing thro
As Bad As It Looks - Part 1"Trust me, Rory, this'll be the best stag party you'll ever have, ever!"As Bad As It Looks - Part 14 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
The Doctor danced around the TARDIS console, turning taps and jimmying levers.
"Forget ladies in cakes, well, the one you didn't have. Forget enormous fake rude parts and regrettable karaoke. This will be a night to remember!"
His current companion, who looked as though he had been dragged out of bed at four o'clock in the morning, made a pained face. "Doctor, I really don't think this is necessary. Amy and I are already married." He paused in rubbing sleep from his eyes to add, "For about a year and then we had a baby who is now older than us and...married to you -."
"Sort of married to you."
"Nonsense, Rory, this is absolutely necessary. I'll never live with myself knowing I ruined your first one. I mean bursting out in front of your friends and letting out that Amy kissed me terribly embarrassing."
Rory scowled. "And yet you still keep bringing it up."
The Doctor peered guil
Ode To David Tennant - A RageOde To David Tennant - A Rage4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Ode To Tennant A Rage of Two Fans
Dear David Tennant
We think you're really great
You've killed a lot of Daleks
When they yelled EXTERMINATE
You killed them really quickly
You hit them with your laser beam
They screamed out really loud
When they died in all those scenes
Sorry, did we say laser beam?
We meant to say screwdriver
But we haven't watched it in a while
Cuz you went pedophile
You married your own daughter
And we think that's really gross
You should have come and found us
Instead of fighting Adipose
We even like the captain
We think he's really nice
We liked him in that one scene
We looked at his butt twice
We wish you'd take your clothes off
But we don't think that could be
Because you met some bimbo hooker
That you married off BBC
You met with Donna twice
And for that you're really cool
But you were with Martha once
And for that trip, you're a fool
So listen, Tennant, darling
We tell you this in love
Before we fly back to America
Like two dejected
The Girl Who BelievesWe turn to fictional characters for an escape from reality into our own reality.The Girl Who Believes2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
We sit down and slowly let ourselves slip into a different world.
There is none of the day's horror, flowed away.
We have no past, no present.
There is no time, all the clocks stop their ticking.
It's no longer a show to me, it has become a part of me.
It's a way of living my life, a way of looking at life.
A sense of hope.
There is no more yelling, no more bullying.
No more loneliness, no more abuse.
A world full of life.
I no longer am in a small town, no longer in the Milky Way.
I'm now on vast planets, billions of light years away.
It's 1207 not 2013, it's the beginning of Earth.
No longer am I holding everything in, I am vulnerable.
Time travel, magic, children's dreams are true, they are facts.
We defy the laws of physics, shatter gravity.
Save the Earth, save the universe.
I no longer drag on alone, unnoticed.
I become someone.
I'm not just another person.
I help him, I travel thr
Because she's Rose TylerThe Doctor gave a small gasp as he realised the projection's time had ran out. Tears began streaming down his cheeks. He hadn't had the chance to tell her. He felt like punching himself. He'd had two years to say three words that might of made this ending even a tiny bit happier. But now happy was the exact opposite of his paining emotions. He felt like someone had just sawn his heart in two and jammed it back in his chest without thinking. His stomach was knotted into a tight ball and he felt like sleeping for a thousand years. But what he was feeling was probably only a quater of what was going through Rose's head. She was sobbing by the end of their last conversation, so to think of what she must feel like now. And for some reason, he felt guilty. Well, it was his fault in a way. It was his idea to open the breach, his idea to make them stay and hold on. Just then it hit him. The after shock of losing Rose finally hit him. He would never see her beautiful hazel eyes again, never havBecause she's Rose Tyler8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The whovian alphabetA is for Angel you freeze with your eyeThe whovian alphabet3 years ago in Humor More Like This
B is for Box that the Doctor can fly
C is for Custard, a fish-finger treat
D is for Danger; you never retreat
E is for Explosion; a good time to run
F is for Friendship- always good fun
G is for golf and for grassy golf balls
H is for Help when he answers our calls
I is for Ice cream, and that's always sad
J is for Jammy Dodger, which make daleks mad
K is for Kestrel, which things often aren't
L is for Leadworth; the upper part
M is for Manual he threw in a star
N is for New Earth; a bad place for a car
O is for Ood, living only to serve
P is for Pompeii that he couldn't preserve
Q is for Question that must not be asked
R is for Rassilon, who ruled in the past
S is for Sonic, which doesn't do wood
T is for Time Lord, who weren't always good
U is for U.N.I.T., protecting the earth
V is for Venus; best give it a wide berth
W is for Wibbly, the lever to use
X is for EXtra shielding; what a cruise ship could use
Y is for Yeti, fascinating to see
Let's Play || Doctor Who FanfictionSomewhere in the middle of Britain, the sound of flats and sneakers slapping down on pavement echo across the walls of a small Catholic school. Students file out of doors in random, chaotic order, their voices screaming like a hundred pealing bells. The younger students stay put on the pavement, bouncing energetically back and forth, across the walls, into someone else's face. Older students drag their iPods, MP3's and friends into secluded places outside of the paved area, where a small chain of pine trees line the pavement; a nice, green haven surrounded by ugly, grey chain fences. A small redhead girl was sitting beneath one of the trees right now, buried in a massively boring dictionary as big as her own torso.Let's Play || Doctor Who Fanfiction3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Surly… supper… tablet… tapestry…" She mumbled in a Scottish accent. Her grey eyes furrowed into a cute kind of concentration as the little girl flipped one yellowed page after another, hoping to find the word she needed. After all, if she was going to look for it she figure
Doctor Who-New BeginningDoctor Who-New Beginning7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Why did he leave me? After all i did to find him again and I'm back here on this beach with this... Rose thought to herself as she walked back along the beach with her mum and the human Doctor (formed from the Doctor's severed hand by Donna). She looked down at the hand holding hers, that same irresistible smile, the scruffy brown hair and those eyes that had seen the beginning and the end of time and realised-He hadn't left her with some cheap imitation of the real thing. He'd left her with part of him, the part that leaned against the wall where the portal to the void had been at Canary Wharf and had wept for the girl he loved but could never bring himself to tell how he felt. This part of him was free to love her, to grow old with her, that wasn't destined to walk the universe alone. He still remembered the first time they met when she was cornered by the Autons, when Cassandra took over her body and kissed him, dancing with him and Jack on the T.A.R.D.I.S. in the Blitz. It was stil
Morals from Doctor WhoMorals from Doctor Who5 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Vaporisation without representation is against the constitution!
Bad laws were made to be broken.
Homo sapiens. What an inventive, invincible species. It's only a few million years since they crawled up out of the mud and learned to walk. Puny, defenceless bipeds. They've survived flood, famine and plague. They've survived cosmic wars and holocausts. And now, here they are, out among the stars, waiting to begin a new life. Ready to outsit eternity. They're indomitable.
Which is the quickest way out of here?
[Each of the women at the fountain point in different directions.]
Yes. Well. That's democracy for you.
I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren't there.
Your species has the most amazing capacity for self-deception, matched only by its ingenuity when trying to destroy itself.
Oh, you know nothing of any human, and that will be your downfall
There's no such thing as an ordinary human.
End of the universe and here you are. Indomitable,
Moonstem slime Neville x ReaderI fell asleep, again!!! I'm lucky my face didn't land in the pudding this time... A couple of prefects roaming around the castle give me dirty looks for not being in my dorm where I belong... My friends probably tried to wake me, but once I'm asleep, I'm gone. I frantically try to walk and shove my books in my bag at the same time. Draco landed the Gryffindors extra potions homework that I had to slave over all night. I really hate that little snot.Moonstem slime Neville x Reader2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Amidst my fuming thoughts and angry book shoving I failed to notice a certain boy heading straight towards me in a worried state. Before I know it I'm colliding with the hard stone floor of the corridor.
"Crap..." I say, spots clouding my vision. I can already feel a nice sized bump forming at the back of my head.
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry ____!" Neville says quickly jumping off of me as I blink the spots away.
"It's fine Neville, I'm ok..." I say, trying to gather my scattered books but a stabbing pain in my ankle stops me. I breathe sharpl
So Wrong, So Right-Doctor x MasterWARNING: BoyxBoy, make-outSo Wrong, So Right-Doctor x Master4 years ago in Romance More Like This
So wrong...the tenth incarnation of the Doctor repeated in his head. This was so wrong...
He was being pushed against the iconically blue door of the TARDIS, a pair of hands gripping the front of his brown pinstriped suit, forcing his mouth against someone else's, someone he knew all too well. The Master.
So wrong...yet he found himself kissing back with enthusiasm he didn't know he had, then eventually parting his lips slightly, letting the other's tongue in his mouth.
The kiss broke apart after a few moments, both gasping for air. For but a second, the Doctor was able to see logic through the confusion filling his head.
"St...stop..." He murmured, his voice rough. He raised his arms to push him away, but the Master pressed the other Time Lord's wrists against the door of the TARDIS.
He threw his head back against the TARDIS with a sharp groan, torn between resisting or giving in.
The Master took the unintentional invitation and started pressing kisses to th