A co-worker told me this joke: A schizophrenic hears voices in his head, right? What if he's Deaf? Does he see amputated hands floating in the air signing? I laughed freakin' hard and I asked if I could draw it in the future and he agreed so promised I would give him credit.
Sister YoyoB. is in FLorida on her Mission and she wrote me and drew me this cartoon that made me bust a gut so I decided to post it for her till she got back. Besides, I know a bunch-a-ya'll are her friends too.
In her letter she said: "...For some reason...the image of the tip of Davy's hat rim being treated like an approaching shark fin strikes me as funny. Only when accompanied by Jaws music though"
I took the liberty about coloring it, because you all know that my policy is color makes everything better.
Found some really old mormon jokes I sill hadn't posted. I made these back in the days when my only coloring program was ms paint. But this is something many poor and unfortunate missionaries have had to expirience in one way or another- in my dad's case it was raw cow kidneys oozing urine....he tried to feed it to the dog but even the dog wouldn't eat it. This was while he was serving in France.