Funny Sayings 1 Funny Sayings #1Funny Sayings 17 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and then call whatever you hit the target
Polytetrafluoroethylene is a word i cant pronounce!
Date a woman, get a free pair of melons!
Beer- The breakfast of champions!
There's only one way to cure a hangover- drink some more!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up" button
If at first you DO succed, TRY not to look suprised
Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
If life gives you lemons, make margaritas!
If you think life's against you, it probably is
So your wife just left you
How sad you must be
Look on the bright side
She moved in with me!
My tire was thumping
Thought it was flat
Then I looked closer
And noticed your cat! Sorry!
When we w
Spirited away Prologue Imagine a numbing cold, endlessly reaching out to all corners of the body. Your body limp, feeling like it was floating in mid air. Slowly from your toes an icy coldness enters through you. It seeps through up your veins, spreading throughout your body, numbing it. Outside your skin you feel suffocated, though nothing touches you. You're stuck suspended in a black void where ears hear nothing, its deathly quiet.Spirited away Prologue5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Silence; not a single sound could be heard within this nothingness. No sound, no sight, no feeling, all senses wrapped in a blanket within the depths of the darkness. The darkness receded slowly, moving in every direction as a small fleeting light appeared at the center. It flickered slightly as the curtain like lids of two light brown eyes opened. Light brown glazy eyes stared up, looking past strands of hair that flailed in and out of vision in the clear watery blue void around it. The strands of brown hair lo
LucySummary: Death cannot stop true love. It can only postpone if for a time.Lucy5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Pairing: NatsuxLucy (NaLu)
Warning: Contains character death. Some characters may be OCC. Lisanna spoilers!
Hey Lucy, I remember your name
I left a dozen roses on your grave today
I'm in the grass on my knees,
wipe the leaves away
I just came to talk for a while
I got some things I need to say
Leaves crunched beneath Natsu's feet as he walked slowly, the ghost of a small smile on his face. He was happy yet he was not because he was going to see her. Her place came into view, inhaling deeply through his nose Natsu continued walking, not having realized he had stopped.
He let his rough fingers glide across the smooth surface of the grave. Her grave. He sniffed quietly as he looked down at the roses he held in his hand before placing them on the still freshly turned soil. It had been a week already, but that still wasn't enoug