15 Reasons Lestat Is Better Th15 Reasons Lestat Is Better The Edward Cullen15 Reasons Lestat Is Better Th7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. He doesnt sparkle.
2. He has a scenes of humor.
3. He KILLS humans, not some damn vegetarian vampire.
4. He not dating some Mary Sue. (I mean seriously Louis it the farthest thing to being that)
5. He plays the violin.
6. He becomes a rock star. (I doesnt see Edward doing anything like that)
7. He doesnt get any stupid girl pregnant.
8. He Bisexual.
9. He really is dangerous, and its a fact.
10. He would of killed Bella the second she got annoying.
11. He not a creepy stalker. (He is kinda a stalker but it not THAT creepy.)
12. He doesnt have anger problems. (^-^ okay maybe a little bit, but he always end up making a joke)
13.He doesnt complain about how much of a monster he is. ( I mean it Edward, give it a break. No one cares.)
14. He can get laied. (Edward= 100 year old virgin. Lestat= Not a virgin for very long.)
15. He danced with a dead rotting corps. (Still my favorite part of the first book.)
Yahweh and Lucifer DialogueYahweh - A vain, selfish, arrogant, entity with (semi) phenomenal, (nearly) cosmic powers. Think spoiled, rich kid.Yahweh and Lucifer Dialogue6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Lucifer - A vain, rebellious, arrogant entity with slightly less semi-phenomenal, nearly cosmic powers.
Lucifer: That's not fair. How come you get to name everything? And look there! Now you created this pitiful little thing that looks like us and HE gets to name stuff too! What about me? Don't I get a say?
Yahweh: Oh Lucifer, don't be jealous. You're the smartest, brightest, most beautiful being in all of Heaven (after myself, of course) but what's the poor sap got going for him? It's because he's so pitiful that I'm letting him name things. Look how happy it makes him! He thinks he's so important now! Isn't it cute?
Lucifer: Yahweh, we need to talk.
Yahweh: What is it, Lucifer? Can't you see I'm busy?
Lucifer: Busy doing what? You're just lounging around as far as I can see.
Yahweh: I just finished creating a universe! That took a lot out of m