Police HumorBarricade had no idea why he liked these fried rings of dough that overweight humans were so fond of. All he knew was he couldn't stop eating them. The other Decepticons weren't so pleased with this fact, as Barricade happened to be the second messiest eater amongst their ranks after Blackout. Bonecrusher particularly was rather pissed about the mess, as he was currently being punished by Starscream with the task of cleaning the base after he had called the second-in-command a whore behind his back and had been overheard.Police Humor7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Barricade, you keep dropping sprinkles on the floor I just cleaned!" he snarled.
"They didn't drop. They jumped," he replied with a mouth full of doughnut.
"They didn't want to get eaten, so they took their own lives," Blackout smirked.
"Hey! Don't encourage him!" Bonecrusher snapped.
"Bonecrusher, Starscream told you to clean the base, not turn into a cranky femmebot," Barricade snickered, making even more of a mess. Bonecrusher attempted to swat him and missed when