Sasuke hates Twilight xDOne very bright and sunny day around in the middle of nowhere, Sasuke boredly sat against a tree eating a tomato that he had "borrowed" from a garden they had passed. Karin was on the ground nearby reading a book, while Juugo was sitting on a tree branch, and Suigetsu, well, was drinking a soda.Sasuke hates Twilight xD7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"...What the hell are you reading?" Sasuke demanded after Karin had giggled for the umpteenth time.
"It's the best book ever! Twilight! Oh my God!" Karin gushed. "I never thought I'd say this but oh my God, Edward is WAY hotter than you! Ooh! Sasuke! Are you a vampire?"
"No, I am not a vampire." Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Oh. Well Edward sparkles! That's so awesome!" Karin squealed. "Sasuke, from now on, I'm calling you Edward! And you call me Bella!"
"Hell no." Sasuke finished his tomato. "Go play your silly fantasies someplace else. I don't have time for that."
"Oh come on, Sasuke!" Karin whined. "I thought you loved me! Please? PLEASE?! For your dear one true love Karin?"
"I only need