I Had A Strange Dream...I had a strange dream. Something along the lines of a dancing fish in a top hat I woke up partway through the night because of I t, laughing slightly at the implausibility of it and sweating a bit (because not only was it warm in the room, but because I had an awkward fear of fish). After a few minutes of just sitting there, the sultriness of the room began to get to me. Why would it be this warm in early fall? I cursed Mother Nature for it and crawled out of bed to open a window.
The cool breeze blowing into the room sedated me easily, and I sighed, putting my hands on the edge of the window and resting my weight upon them. I knew, thanks to that stupid fish, that I wouldnt be able to get to sleep again. So I took to staring out the window. What else, since I was there? It was sop quiet and unmoving out there that there was almost a funereal vibe to it. I shuddered and closed the window. But as I turned around, I found myself staring into bright eyes - one green, one b
life with the akatsuki-day oneLife with the Akatsukilife with the akatsuki-day one7 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Crash!!!! Kisames sword crashed through the wall above the door.
What the f*ck Kisame! Deidara yelled from under the coffee table. Youre gonna destroy the place un!
So? Kisame retorted. He brought his sword down on the coffee table, but Deidara managed to escape before he got killed.
Kisame, down boy, Itachi said.
Let me kill Deidara first! He raised his sword and Deidara screamed like a girl.
Kisame. Stop before I send you back to Sea world, Itachi said just before the sword was going to his Deidara. Kisame shuddered.
Not Sea world took my sword made me eat fish food .wouldnt let me kill people, he muttered. He shuddered again. Worst of all I had to compete with Shamu. How the hell was I supposed to compete with his smug little grin? Huh?!
Shut up and watch TV.
Stupid TV He sat down grudgingly on the
life with the akatsuki-day 4Day 4life with the akatsuki-day 47 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Sasori! Where the hell is Deidara? Itachi yelled, adjusting his eye patch.
Why the hell are you asking me? Sasori complained.
Because you killed him yesterday.
Naw, Id never waste my time on that loser. I just cut his arm off and tore that stupid ribbon out of his hair.
Right. You killed him, and thats your cover story.
I didnt kill him!
Im back un! Deidara yelled as he opened the door and stepped inside. He was missing his left arm, and his hair wasnt in that annoying ponytail thing.
Told ya! Sasori said, sticking his tongue out at Itachi.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what ever you say, Itachi muttered.
Sasori, can I ha
Death Note Sleepover "You're not coming with Ryuk! Go home!" Light said angrily.Death Note Sleepover6 years ago in Scraps More Like This
"But Misa's letting Rem go!" Ryuk complained.
"Like I care what Misa's letting Rem do! You're staying home!" Ryuk glared at him, then pulled a pen from his pocket.
"You'd better not be thinking what I think you are," Light warned. Ryuk ignored him and pulled out his Death Note.
"You were saying what now Light?" he asked.
"Uh...how about this. You stay home, and I'll give you an apple." Ryuk nearly dropped his Death Note, and Light smirked at the reaction.
"You heard me. An apple. And all you have to do is stay home." Ryuk bit his lip, obviously torn between two things he really wants. "Well? What'll it be Ryuk?
"No. I'm coming with."
life with the akatsuki-day 3Day 3life with the akatsuki-day 37 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Kisame! Where are you? Itachi yelled through the head quarters, waking everyone else up. He was looking for Kisame because after Hidan came back with sushi last night, he had the strangest thought that Kisame was the sushi
KISAME! GET YOUR FISHY BUTT OUT HERE!
You ate him, remember? Sasori yelled groggily from his room.
No! KISAME! Itachi replied. No answer.
Oh yeah I forgot to tell you, Sasori said. Kisame told me that he was gonna go free the whales from sea world, and he needs your help.
Right! Itachi quickly left. And a cheer went through the head quarters, followed by snores as everyone fell asleep again.
He didnt really say that did he? Deidara asked.
Nope, Sasori replied shortly.
The whole headquarters continued to sleep for a few hours then got up officially.
Do you think Hidan actually made Kisame into sushi un? Deidara asked.
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Come on Sasori! Let me out un! Deidara yelled from inside the closet.
Hell no, Sasori replied simply, tuning up the TV. Everyone else was out on some mission thing. Even Itachi got let out of the closet to join in .but because of Sasuke he doesnt have his left eye anymore. And Sasuke was gone too. The only people left were Sasori and Deidara.
But Sasori un! Im not horny anymore!: Deidara pleaded.
But but Let me out! Please!
Wow, Deidara saying please, thats a first.
Sasori! Ill do anything! Let me out! Sasori turned the TV up louder. LET ME OUT!
I swear Deidara, if you ask one more time, Ill kill you and make you into a puppet. And then Ill kill the puppet. Understand?
I said, do you understand?
Fine. The door flew open and everyone came back.
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"Itachi-San!!" Kisame yelled. "Come on! We gotta start trick-or-treating before all the good candy's gone!!!"
"Whatever," Itachi muttered from his bedroom. Kisame was waiting eagerly outside Itachi's bedroom, dressed as a ballerina for the second time. He just loved the feel of the spandex clinging to him...Itachi came out of his room a moment later, dressed as his little brother.
"OK Kisame," he said, adjusting the headband he stole from a dead person so it didn't cover his eyes. "Let's AUUGGH!!!!!" He tripped over nothing and fell backwards at the sight of Kisame in spandex.
"What?" Kisame asked.
"Your costume!! It's...it's..."
"I know! Pretty, isn't it?"
"No!!! It's SPANDEX!!!"
"Yeah...I just love that tight feeling."
life with the akatsuki-day 6Day 6life with the akatsuki-day 67 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Sasori poked his head out of his room as he heard the Jaws theme song playing. It was one in the morning, and Deidara was asleep on the couch.
Kisame! What the f*ck are you doing? He hissed as he left his room. Kisame was sliding across the floor with a cardboard shark fin duct taped to his back.
Im not Kisame, Im jaws, Kisame replied simply.
Well, whoever you are, what the f*ck are you doing?
Duh, Im swimming on the floor!
Go swim in the bathtub!
But Hidans in there!
At three in the effing morning!
Hmm. He might be...
Gah! A moment later they heard a loud, blood curdling scream. Everyone in the house was up in an instant, and in Itachis room.
I fell asleep! He screeched.
So? Leader-Sama replied wearily.
So Freddy Kruger was just about to kill me!
You idiotic moron. Freddy Kruger was nothing but a ficti
life with the akatsuki- fiveDay 5life with the akatsuki- five7 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Itachi? What the hell are you doing? Sasori asked as he stepped out if his room. Didnt you get any sleep?
No!IfIsleepFreddyKrugerwillkillme!!! Itachi said, his words all connected because he was talking so fast.
Ok, how much coffee did you drink?
Great no more.
Because! Sasori sat down on the couch beside him and took the remote from his hand. Dude, get off the couch. Your shaking is making the whole couch vibrate. As if on cue, Itachi stopped shaking, and the couch stopped vibrating.
Freak, Sasori muttered.
Oh look! Friday The Thirteenth part two is on!
Cool!!! They watched the movie. About half an hour into it, Hidan joined them.
Wheres Kisame? Sasori asked.
Like I know. He hasnt come back from running away yeste
life with the akatsuki day 7Day sevenlife with the akatsuki day 77 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Hidan stared at Tobi as he came into the room. He was wearing a puffy sleeved shirt, fluffy pants, and an eye patch over the one hole that he had to see through on his mask.
Help! Tobi cant see! He cried, waving his arms wildly in front of him.
What the hell are you doing? Hidan replied.
Tobis a pirate!
Pfft Marco! Tobi stopped waving his arms around.
Who? Hidan smacked his forehead.
Oh! I know this game! Polo!
Grrr . Tobi!
Shut the hell up! Sasori yelled from his bedroom.
You shut up ya dumb ass puppet! Hidan yelled back. Sasori didnt reply, and the moaning from his room continued. Hidan shuddered as he thought of what the puppet and the transvestite were doing in there.
Kisame! Itachi yelled.
Yes master? Kisame asked as he crawled out from under
yaoi showerSaturday morning Jack woke up early. With a glance out the window, he saw it was still dark out. Figures. He stood up, stretched, and yawned, trying to figure out what had woken him up so early. He was home alone, so it couldnt have been someone else in the house, and it definitely wasnt his radio or TV, so what could it be? He looked at the picture sitting on top of his dresser and it hit him instantly. Riccardo. He snatched his cell phone and dialed the number. He waited as the phone rang three times before it was answered.yaoi shower6 years ago in General More Like This
Hello? Riccardos voice said through the phone. Jacks heart leapt at the sound of it.
Good morning, he said cheerily.
Jack? Whatre you doing up so early? Its not like you.
Normally you sleep until at least noon on Saturdays.
Well I wanted to talk to you!
Well thats a surprise! Jack could hear him laughing. What is it you
AKATSUKI APARTMENT prologueKonan woke up at sunrise, due to the fact that Pein hadnt bothered to shut the blinds in their bedroom before going to bed the previous night. Needless to say, the room was flooded with sunlight, and of course it shined right in Konans face.AKATSUKI APARTMENT prologue6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The blue haired woman sat up and stretched, yawning. She got up and shut the blinds; no need to wake her grouchy boyfriend just yet.
She pulled on a blouse and skirt, before walking into the kitchen. She opened the fridge and pulled out the last of the leftovers; theyd need to get more pancake mix and ramen later today.
As she began reheating the leftovers, she heard a loud yawn and smiled. Pein must be getting up.
Sure enough, a man with messy auburn hair walked in, grumbling. When the hell did they decide mornings had to start so god damn early?
Konan grinned. It sounds like Hidans rubbing off on you.
Speaking of which, wheres the little psycho? He and Deidara are usually robbing the fri
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Oh, I'm a yaoi fangirl,
And my boyfriend has a lover,
I hug them and I squeeze them,
I and watch them kiss each other.
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AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 3Akatsuki headquarters. Kakuzu repeated.AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 36 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hidan nodded. Were called the Akatsuki, and we hang out here. That makes this our headquarters, asshole. He stepped inside. Hurry up. Kakuzu sighed and followed the silver haired teen inside.
The apartment wasnt much bigger than his own; it had a kitchen and a living room, separated by a three foot tall wall so you could look into the next room. There were two doors built into the right hand wall; the banker assumed they led to bedrooms. There was no dining room; only a table pressed against the mini-wall on the living room side.
The living room held two overstuffed chairs, a couch, and a few bean bags. Sasori and Deidara were flopped down onto the bean bags, arguing about (what else?) their art; Hidan was sprawled out on the couch, talking with an auburn-haired man with several facial piercings, and Kisame and Itachi were sitting in one of the chairs, talking. Kakuzu stood just outside the living r
AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~time passes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 56 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Danna, Im hungry, un! Deidara whined, hovering over the red head.
Alright, alright, just hold on! You should be grateful I even bring you food, brat, Sasori muttered as he dug through his bag. Here, now eat it and shut up. Deidara smiled and snatched the food, accidentally knocking over Sasoris bag and spilling its contents onto the ground. Watch it, brat! the red head glared.
Kakuzu noticed a blue doll and picked it up out of sheer curiosity. Upon closer inspection, he realized it was a small Kisame puppet. Sasori, why do you have a marionette of Kisame?
Hidans face lit up. Oh yeah, he hasnt seen em yet! Youll get one hell of a laugh outta this, Kakuzu. He grabbed the bag and turned it upside-down, dumping all the items within onto the ground.
Kakuzus eyes widened as he saw the miniature Akatsuki puppets.
AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 8~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~three months later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 86 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Hidan was wondering if Jashin would accept that damnable alarm clock as a sacrifice. He reached out to smash it. As usual. Kakuzus hand reached over his and shut it off, pulling his hand away from the poor defenseless clock. As usual.
Hidan, we have to get up for school. The Jashinist groaned and buried himself under the covers. Hidan, come on. Wasted time is wasted money.
I dont give a damn, Im skipping today. Let me sleep, dumbass. Hidan groaned again as he felt the covers yanked off of him. No youre not. Now get up.
Or what? he regretted asking that instantly.
Kakuzu walked over to the bed, picked up the smaller teen like a sack of rocks, and walked into the bathroom. He carelessly threw the silver haired teen into the shower, and turned the water on full blast.
AAAAAAHHH!! JASHIN DAMMIT, THATS COLD!
AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 7Kakuzu was determined to find out where Hidan lived, or at least why he wouldnt let the banker walk him home. His chance came one day when the Jashinist skipped school, leaving Kakuzu free to interrogate the other Akatsuki members.AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 76 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He brought it up at lunch. Hey, any of you guys know where Hidan lives? Better to just be straightforward about it.
Hmm? Why are you asking? Sasori answered, raising a brow.
Well, I tried to walk him home the other night, but he flat out refused. Bastard even kicked me in the stomach.
Thats just Hidan being a bastard, un, Deidara called out, showering food crumbs on the unfortunates sitting below him.
How many times must I tell you, dont talk with you mouth full, brat!
Yes Sasori danna.
Dont push it; if Hidan doesnt want you to go to his home, theres probably a reason for it, Itachi stated. He and Kisame were sitting next to each other in t