My Class's Retarded Quotes XD(READ THIS FIRST!!!!!!!My Class's Retarded Quotes XD6 years ago in General Non-Fiction
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KAY. Mr. Smith is the Language Arts teacher, Mr. Hiendel has Social Studies, Mr. Martino has Science, Mrs. Gaudino has Math, and Mrs. Cline teaches Spanish. And yes, Sam is the class comedian. So have fun reading all of the idiotic things I have to put up with everyday. There are way more, but I only wrote down a few, because I didn't want this to be like twenty pages long. XD. Enjoy yourselves as you read our retardedness!! Oh and there's two Ben's in my class, one's Binski the other's just Ben lol.)
Nick: You have a cat?
Dustin: Yeah, I like cats.
Tyler: I don't, I like big macs.
Sam: Are you going on the snow tubing trip?
Sam: I hope you fall and break your EVERYTHING!!
Sam: Didn't you do your math homework?
Sam: Here; *takes paper* 'Please excuse Joe Dirt, he has a retarded disorder'.
(We call Tyler Joe Dirt, or just Dirt. He has been Dirt since like second grade, so, yeah.)
Kelsea: Ronnie did you break your pen?