My Class's Retarded Quotes XD(READ THIS FIRST!!!!!!!My Class's Retarded Quotes XD6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
KAY. Mr. Smith is the Language Arts teacher, Mr. Hiendel has Social Studies, Mr. Martino has Science, Mrs. Gaudino has Math, and Mrs. Cline teaches Spanish. And yes, Sam is the class comedian. So have fun reading all of the idiotic things I have to put up with everyday. There are way more, but I only wrote down a few, because I didn't want this to be like twenty pages long. XD. Enjoy yourselves as you read our retardedness!! Oh and there's two Ben's in my class, one's Binski the other's just Ben lol.)
Nick: You have a cat?
Dustin: Yeah, I like cats.
Tyler: I don't, I like big macs.
Sam: Are you going on the snow tubing trip?
Sam: I hope you fall and break your EVERYTHING!!
Sam: Didn't you do your math homework?
Sam: Here; *takes paper* 'Please excuse Joe Dirt, he has a retarded disorder'.
(We call Tyler Joe Dirt, or just Dirt. He has been Dirt since like second grade, so, yeah.)
Kelsea: Ronnie did you break your pen?
My Class's Retarded Quotes 2(READ THIS FIRST!!!!!!!My Class's Retarded Quotes 26 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
KAY. Mr. Smith is the Language Arts teacher and the best teacher ever, Mr. Hiendel has Social Studies, Mr. Martino has Science, Mrs. Gaudino has Math, Mrs. Cline teaches Spanish, and Mr. Gerber teaches Health. And yes, Sam is the class comedian. So have fun reading all of the idiotic things I have to put up with everyday. There are way more, but I only wrote down a few, because I didn't want this to be like twenty pages long. XD. Enjoy yourselves as you read our retardedness!! OH YEAH, There are two Ben's in my class, Ben Thompson and Ben Izbinski. I call Izbinkski Binski Boi, so if the name is Binski, it's him, and if it's just Ben, it's the other one. And Ang has issues with Sam and Brandon...)
Mr. Hiendel: Sam?
Mr. Hiendel: I'm gonna fail you.
Mr. Hiendel: Cause no one likes you.
Mr. Smith: Survivor Man is a Canadian who starves.
Sam: Boing fft. *hits his arm off his chest and points at random people when saying it.* Boing fft.
court quotes1. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?court quotes8 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
2. The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
3. Were you alone or by yourself?
4. How long have you been a french Canadian?
5. Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?
6. Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
7. So you were gone until you returned?
8. Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on November 8.
Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
Q: What were you doing at that time?
9. Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.
10. Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the Rose Chapel?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you stupid, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!