[APH] The Tasty Hamburger Song (Buono Tomato ParodAmerica: Yo~ England~ Wanna try some hamburgers?[APH] The Tasty Hamburger Song (Buono Tomato Parod3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
America: Awww！ Come on dude! I see you crackin'
A:Tasty hamburger, tasty hamburger,
Ketchup is red, pickles are green,
E: I have failed as a parent... Hold me Mister Unicorn....
A: Ay, chill out, dudette!
McDonalds sells big macs,
Burger King sells Woppers,
Ground beef grilled or fried
I really like hamburgers!
Calories and saturated fats are bloody unhealthy!
You eat them all day and just get fatter-and-fatter-and-fatter
You should've stayed with me and eat British cooking!
A: Aww man no way, your scones are like, totally disgusting, okay!?
E: Hey, I take offence to that!
A: Whatever homie!
A: I'll give you a chicken burger, yeah!
I'll give you a beef burger
Oh come on, just try one and break into dance with me!(let's go!)
Tasty hamburger, tasty hamburger,
See you later, going to McDon
Stories to reflect: 'The good king'Once upon a time, there was a little prince. He was very loved by their people and, after the sad death of his father, he would be crowned soon. The night before the coronation, the prince had a strange dream: he saw a powerful merchant ordering to a poor man to seek for a wonderful pearl in the deep of the sea. The poor man dived and dived, and he found several beautiful pearls, but the merchant was no satisfied with any of them and said:Stories to reflect: 'The good king'3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"This pearl will be for the crown of the new king. It has to be the best one!"
So the poor man seeked more pearls again until his strength failured and he finnaly died drowned.
Then, the prince dreamt with a workshop where several women were working without a breath. They were knitting a long and precious red coat, full of wonderful jewels of all colors, but some of those women were old and were very tired. One of them was pregnant and she felt sick and dizzy, but the owner of the workshop shout at her:
"This coat will be used by the new king during
Love Life Chapter 3: Dead Helps LifeThe next day Grunkle Stan, Soos, and Wendy came back. Grunkle Stan gave Mabel her clothes and knitting gear and such. Mabel immediately started knitting a sweater for Dipper. They then stayed there, watching over Dipper. Grunkle Stan had closed the Shack for the day, which surprised everyone.Love Life Chapter 3: Dead Helps Life3 years ago in Romance More Like This
A couple hours later Wendy's friends Lee, Nate, Tambry, and Thompson appeared outside the room. Tambry wasn't texting, mostly because she had stopped doing it as often after the ghosts incident. Wendy saw them and went outside.
"Wendy, we heard what happened to Dr. Fun-Times but not the whole story." Nate said.
"Man, he looks awful." Lee winced before turning to Wendy. "So what did happen?"
Wendy told them the story, again leaving out her and Dipper becoming a couple and the video of The Lamby Dance that used to be in Robbie's phone. Her friends were shocked.
"I can't believe even Robbie would stoop that low." Tambry shook her head.
"Yeah, why did he do it anyway?" Thompson asked.
Love Life Chapter 2: The Pain of JealousyDipper and Wendy continued to hang out, but only as friends. Most of the time Mabel was with them anyway, so their newfound relationship wasn't that obvious. The only time Dipper and Wendy hung out alone was when they were either at the Shack or if it just worked out in town. Either Mabel would suddenly want to go somewhere else when she and Dipper are hanging out with Wendy, or Dipper or Wendy would unexpectedly walk in on each other when one was in a building and the other was outside. When that happened they just talked like good friends, and sometimes even joked around. Or, if they were at the arcade, they would play one of the two-player games. No one in Gravity Falls knew that they actually loved each other, though one seemed to have suspicions....Love Life Chapter 2: The Pain of Jealousy3 years ago in Romance More Like This
One day Dipper walked along the main road, just enjoying being outside. Once again a hydrant broke and Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland were treating it like a sprinkler. Dipper rolled his eyes as he passed them. Sheriff Blubs noticed.
Love Life Chapter 1: What Makes a Real ManEven after Dipper's adventure with the Manotuars Dipper wasn't feeling good, the emotional kind of good. Despite Grunkle Stan saying that doing the right thing despite it being hard was manly, plus gaining a chest hair (which Mabel plucked out for her scrapbook), Dipper was still insecure.Love Life Chapter 1: What Makes a Real Man3 years ago in Romance More Like This
So, the morning after meeting the Manotaurs and Multi-Bear, he was moping around inside the shop part of the Shack. Mabel and Soos were there, but not Wendy or Grunkle Stan. Wendy's shift hadn't started yet and Grunkle Stan had left to get a new television and new glass for the window he tossed the old television through. *stifles laughter*
"Dipper, you should tell Wendy that you love her." Mabel frowned, not knowing the real reason why he was depressed. "Especially if you're going to keep moping about it."
"I thought you didn't like the idea." Dipper didn't want to tell Mabel the real reason, he doubt she could say anything that would help.
After all it wasn't really Mabel and Grunkle Stan's opinion
Your StalkerWhy hello there. No need to tell me your name...I already know, in fact I know quite a bit about you. I like to follow you...all day and all night. I'm always behind you, but you can't see me. Everyday I see you wondering around your house, I also like to follow you in your room. I watch you sleep every night, and watch you walk about everyday.Your Stalker5 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I really like you.
I like you a lot, I would love to know you more. Although I already know everything about you, I'd like to actually talk to you for once. That's why I created this text, so I could chat with you...I'm watching you read it right now. You look somewhat confused, and I think I saw looking around the room just now. There's no reason to be afraid in any way, I just like looking at you...
You look really nice.
That's right, Peek-a-boo I see you, sitting at your computer right now. I see a little flicker of fear on your face as well, you're not scared are you? Feeling a bit uncomfortable? A little...uneasy? I'm in the room with you y
Does Hetalia teach us history?Q: Does Hetalia teach us history?Does Hetalia teach us history?5 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
A: Yes and no.
I've been into Hetalia for almost three months, ever since I discovered it one very unusual and hot November day. Since I'm a history lover, I immediately fell in love with Hetalia. For these three months, I've learned many things I didn't even know about, not to mention my history and geography knowledge extended. But, then, I happen to come across many discussions on Net, about the question: "Does Hetalia teach us history?" Two political and historical parties were formed, arguing with each other and expressing their opinions. One party's answer is "yes", while the other says "no". There were couple of them, like Switzerland, who were neutral. Soon, I found myself in bewilderment about the whole situation. I hate being neutral, so I tried to think of a reasonable answer. What was the answer? Yes or no? If yes, then how? If no, then why? The question was left unanswered, until one day, I woke up in 4 AM with the idea for essay.
Vampire!England x Artist!Reader Chapter 1Author's Note:Vampire!England x Artist!Reader Chapter 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
Please!!! If you fav, Comment!! I need to know if my writings are liked, and feedback on what I should write next or what I need to change, helps me.
Enjoy The Story!!
It is an ordinary day, and you are just about to finish a drawing of the ocean. You are a little worried because your deadline is coming up. You still can’t believe that you are a professional artist. It has always been your dream, and you always have had a love for art. You smile as you put your pastels down.
In front of you what was once a white canvas is now an explosion of blues. The waves fool the eye, making it look like it is moving. The fish underneath the ocean’s surface are filled with colors that mix perfectly with the blue colors. You start to begin to clean up. A
Character Description FormCharacter Description Form4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
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Online RelationshipsAlthough your face I have never seenOnline Relationships12 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Your personality comes through so clean
You love rock, don't care for rap
And when it comes to romance, you're such a sap
But it hurts me to know, you're so far away
The words you speak, I'll never hear you say
Is it so wrong, to love a computer screen?
It's not as bizarre as it seems
Because you've made me laugh, cry, smile, and ponder
It only made my love for you grow fonder
And although I'm sitting here alone, staring at a minature TV
You're still here, right beside me
Naruto birthdaysNaruto- October 10Naruto birthdays7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Sasuke- July 23
Sakura- March 28
Neji- July 3
Rock Lee- November 27
Tenten- March 9
Shikamaru- September 22
Ino- September 23
Choji- May 1
Hinata- December 27
Kiba- July 7
Shino- January 23
Itachi- June 9
Kisame- March 18
Haku- January 4
Zabuza- August 15
Asuma- October 18
Kakashi- September 15
Kurenai- June 11
Guy- January 1
Tsunade- August 2
Jiraiya- November 11
Orochimaru- October 27
Kabuto- February 29
Konohamaru- December 30
Udon- April 3
Moegi- June 8
Temari- August 23
Gaara- January 19
Kankuro- May 15
Iruka- May 26
Dipper's Birthday Rumble - Chapter 1"If you want to, I can save you, I can take you away from here. So lonely inside, so busy out there, and all you wanted was somebody who cares…"Dipper's Birthday Rumble - Chapter 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"All You Wanted," by Michelle Branch
Chapter 1 – A Secret to Everybody
Dipper Pines was blinded with a ray of light as he opened his eyes for the first time that morning. Another night had passed, and with it, dreams of ghosts, monsters, and of course, tall, redheaded gingers. Of course, Dipper didn't mind any of that (especially that last part).
He sat up and yawned, stretching his noodle arms as far as he could. Again, he could not see anything in front of him due to constant whiteness covering his view. Dipper shut and reopened his eyes repeatedly, trying to regain his sight. Still, nothing but white surrounded him.
"Oh no! I'm blind!" Dipper panicked as he hopped out of bed. As he landed, the truth was revealed to him as his vision returned:
Someone had taped a piece of paper to his forehead.
Annoyed (and embarrassed of himsel
I'm Anti FeministI’m antifeminist.I'm Anti Feminist1 year ago in Emotional More Like This
No, not because I’m a “woman hater” or in terrible self-denial, but because I’ve seen feminism, through actions and spoken word.
I’ve seen how the word ‘feminist’, or ‘feminism’, causes many to turn away in disgusts or to roll their eyes in a ‘here we go again’ manner.
I’ve seen the hypocrisy.
“We are not man haters.” Yet you slander the title of every man who dare rises against you, even with by hard work, he’s earned his position. You verbally assault, then play society’s victim, it’s getting old.
“We want equality.” Really, or do you want to be on top, do you want to rule the world? The word equality, is derived from the word ‘equal’. How can you scream for equality when you don’t even know how to be equal yourselves?
Learn to practice what you preach.
How can you force your beliefs onto someone when you don’t even li
what i cannot understandwhy is itwhat i cannot understand4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
that you would walk
to the ends of earth
to make your lover happy,
to hear him whisper your name
in the shroud of the dark,
to put a smile on his face,
why is it
to want to make your lover shake,
to press your hands against his chest
as he separates you both
and unites your bodies
in black and white,
why is this filth,
why is it
to show that you are in love?
Fall of the Autobots - Ch.1Title - Fall of the AutobotsFall of the Autobots - Ch.17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter - One
Fandom - Transformers
Main Characters - Kale, Becka, Sam, Ryuko, Mirage, J.T, Ra
Rating - Teen
Word Count - 2,825
I highly doubt that Ironhide would let you do that Kale.
Aw, youre to up tight Becks! Sam, dont you think I could convince him? I mean, I could even help him polish up a couple of his owns weapons if he would help me upgrade mine.
Four teens came up the hill, bundled up as she trekked on through the snow. Prowls rule of being picked up by Autobots was ignored since none of them were able to get in touch with the base. So they decided to just walk there.
Ryuko hung back with Becka, allowing Sam and Kale to walk ahead. She smiled, glancing at the younger girl,
I bet you ten bucks that Ironhide will say no. Ryuko said, her smile widening slightly.
Hmm alright, Ill take that bet. Ill bring it up to fifteen and I say
Watching You - 01 - TF FanficBumblebee sat outside the large door of the medbay, his hands twisting restlessly between his knees as he leaned forward and ignored his own pain. When more Autobots landed on earth, they brought the Ark with them and with that, a more advanced medbay for Ratchet. The medic was able to repair Jazz, making his body whole once again and three days later, Jazz was recharging peacefully on a berth in the room, staying off of the duty list until Ratchet deemed him fit.Watching You - 01 - TF Fanfic7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
But that wasnt the focus now. Bumblebee felt horrible, felt responsible for the injury done to his comrade. The Autobots answered the call for help from the local police, even if it was a warehouse fire, but the danger went higher when Ratchet detected human life within the fire. Without thinking Bumblebee rushed in to save them, his youth and bravery making him reckless. He was able to get the humans out of the warehouse but part of the ceiling fell on h
PenitencePenitence3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I'm sorry for the things I say in a fit of anger,
Mostly I don't mean them.
The words are vile because those are the ones that cut the deepest,
I am a warrior after all.
I'm sorry for trying to demean you,
You deserve to have your dreams.
I'm just jealous of the fact that your soul isn't swallowed by darkness on a regular basis,
And mine tends to wallow in it.
I'm sorry for making you share my pain when I'm hurt,
Even though I chose to be alone when I got these injuries.
Someday I should let you fix the insides of my head as well,
Instead of pushing you away.
God is Not an American ValueLadies and Gentlemen of Congress, thank you for allowing me to speak today.God is Not an American Value3 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
I do not stand before you with a hate filled heart.
I do not stand before you today wishing to destroy anyone's beliefs or ways of life.
I do not stand before you today hoping to achieve a victory for one group while hurting another.
Instead, I stand before you today in the hope that you listen open-mindedly.
That is all I ask.
In 1956, "In God We Trust" was adopted as the United States official motto. This motto has been on our coins since 1864 and on our paper currency since 1957. In 1954, the words "Under God" where added to the Pledge of Allegiance. The question of whether or not these phrases are constitutional has been argued on all levels, from the dinner tables of average Americans, all the way up to the Supreme Court. I personally believe that these phrases are unconstitutional, but the arguments for it have been so overused that I feel repeating them would be beating a dead horse.
No, instead I will b
DN - BB x L Reflection CH3DN - BB x L Reflection CH37 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Today is the 31st of October, the day it all begun and the day it all ends.
The day we went face to face, B versus L.
It was also the day one of us would die; in this case, it was me who died.
I lost the battle.
I was known as the greatest criminal, now I am known as the one who lost to L.
My plan was perfect, yet I lost.
Where did it go wrong?
Now Im stuck here in this jail waiting for my death to come.
I wonder what will come after I die.
Where do I go to?
If there is such a place like hell, would I go there?
Or am I a good person?
Im not the one who deserves to be called evil.
Maybe they wont give me the death penalty.
I mean, Watari was never the one who punished, he always talked to you, and if you understood what you did wrong, he would give you a lollypop and wished you a nice day.
But of course L would like to see me die, then he really wins.
I just cant believe how all of this could have happened.
First the bastard takes away my dream, and then my life.
Sam Winchester x Reader: Start to Finish (Spn.)A/N: It's a bit dark and sad (since it takes place when Sam is falling deeper into his addiction to demon blood), but I wanted to try a Sam reader insert and see what response I get from readers so I can compare it to my other fics and see what you guys like best and what I like to write best! If you want, check out my other reader inserts and see what you think. Stay awesome, and thanks for reading! Also, the writing in italics is memories, just in case clarification is needed.Sam Winchester x Reader: Start to Finish (Spn.)1 year ago in Drama More Like This
A cool October wind hit your face as you walked on the dirt trail through the forest, your mind filled with thoughts of the unexplained murders in your city. It set you on edge, knowing that the police were baffled and hadn't stopped whatever messed up psychopath was committing the crimes. For all you knew, you could have been next. The thought alone made you shudder. A light tap on your shoulder made you jump, but upon turning around you saw two men dressed in suits. One of them, the sho
Swallowing Starsgalaxies clingSwallowing Stars6 months ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
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SasuIno: Over and OverSasuke entered Yamanaka Flower. It's been days since his return to Konoha. He found Ino sweeping stray flower petals. She looked up and blushed.SasuIno: Over and Over8 years ago in Teen More Like This
"Oh, Sasuke-kun! Did you come to make a purchase?"
"Why would I be here if I wasn't?" he asked coyly. Ino smacked her forehead.
"Why am I such a dork around him?" she thought. In that instant, a red-haired girl that came with Sasuke entered the flower shop. She started to wrap her arms around him.
"Oh Sasuke-kun~! I knew I'd find you here! Are you getting me a flower? Oh of course you are!" Karin looked over at the blonde, their eyes filled with jealousy.
"Let's go somewhere ELSE, Sasuke-kun. I know the ritziest-"
"I'll meet you. Just go away, Karin." said Sasuke, his onyx eyes on fire. Karin let go of him slowly, and walked out. Ino dropped her broom.
"Why must it be like this, Sasuke-kun? Stealing me heart, then hooking up with someone else? First Forehead Girl...now Big Hips? It's always like this!" Ino's glass-like eyes looked like they'd
SasuIno: Roses4 years later, Ino was once again at the front desk of Flower Yamanaka. It was a slow day with no customers at all. But it was the only place Ino would hide: Sasuke is back. He seemed to be chasing her around ever since his return, and Ino didn't return him. After all, he left her behind, and without her consent. She never felt more heartbroken. Suddenly, she heard someone come in: Sasuke.SasuIno: Roses8 years ago in Teen More Like This
"Uchiha." Ino replied coldly. Sasuke went over and picked up a red rose. He put it back, only to pick up a dozen. He placed them on the front desk.
"Who are these for?" she asked flatly. Sasuke started to sweat, his face turning red.
"Someone. Someone very special and beautiful." he told the blonde.
"Let me know when you guys get married. That'll be thirty dollars." Sasuke dug out the money, and walked out with a bouquet of roses. Once he set foot out of the shop, a red-haired girl in skimpy clothing clung onto his arm. Ino let a single tear fall from her face.
"Why?", she whispered, "Why
SSB4 moves - Little MacLITTLE MACSSB4 moves - Little Mac4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The five-and-a-half-foot underdog in the World Video Boxing Association. Though a foot shorter than most of the competition, he and his instructor, Doc Louis, show that skill can beat size anytime. He's notable for the secret boxing technique, the Star Punch, given by Doc himself.
Now obviously, Mac's not the strongest out there, but he has a good foot speed. Two of his special moves can help supplement his all-powerful Star Punch. Basically, if either one of them works, Mac will get a Star. Obviously, he can get up to 3 Stars. These Stars are spent once Mac uses Star Punch.
A - Hook & Jab
- Does two hook punches, then two high jabs.
Side A - Straight Punch
- Deals a straight-moving punch forth.
Up A - Jab
- Deals a strong jab upward.
Down A - Low Hook
- Punches along the ground.
Dash A - Double Fist
- Rushes forth, his gloves held outward.
Side Smash - Wind-Up Punch
- Winds up, then deals a heavy straight punch.