Naruto birthdaysNaruto- October 10Naruto birthdays7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Sasuke- July 23
Sakura- March 28
Neji- July 3
Rock Lee- November 27
Tenten- March 9
Shikamaru- September 22
Ino- September 23
Choji- May 1
Hinata- December 27
Kiba- July 7
Shino- January 23
Itachi- June 9
Kisame- March 18
Haku- January 4
Zabuza- August 15
Asuma- October 18
Kakashi- September 15
Kurenai- June 11
Guy- January 1
Tsunade- August 2
Jiraiya- November 11
Orochimaru- October 27
Kabuto- February 29
Konohamaru- December 30
Udon- April 3
Moegi- June 8
Temari- August 23
Gaara- January 19
Kankuro- May 15
Iruka- May 26
Love Life Chapter 1: What Makes a Real ManEven after Dipper's adventure with the Manotuars Dipper wasn't feeling good, the emotional kind of good. Despite Grunkle Stan saying that doing the right thing despite it being hard was manly, plus gaining a chest hair (which Mabel plucked out for her scrapbook), Dipper was still insecure.Love Life Chapter 1: What Makes a Real Man2 years ago in Romance More Like This
So, the morning after meeting the Manotaurs and Multi-Bear, he was moping around inside the shop part of the Shack. Mabel and Soos were there, but not Wendy or Grunkle Stan. Wendy's shift hadn't started yet and Grunkle Stan had left to get a new television and new glass for the window he tossed the old television through. *stifles laughter*
"Dipper, you should tell Wendy that you love her." Mabel frowned, not knowing the real reason why he was depressed. "Especially if you're going to keep moping about it."
"I thought you didn't like the idea." Dipper didn't want to tell Mabel the real reason, he doubt she could say anything that would help.
After all it wasn't really Mabel and Grunkle Stan's opinion
[APH] The Tasty Hamburger Song (Buono Tomato ParodAmerica: Yo~ England~ Wanna try some hamburgers?[APH] The Tasty Hamburger Song (Buono Tomato Parod2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
America: Awww！ Come on dude! I see you crackin'
A:Tasty hamburger, tasty hamburger,
Ketchup is red, pickles are green,
E: I have failed as a parent... Hold me Mister Unicorn....
A: Ay, chill out, dudette!
McDonalds sells big macs,
Burger King sells Woppers,
Ground beef grilled or fried
I really like hamburgers!
Calories and saturated fats are bloody unhealthy!
You eat them all day and just get fatter-and-fatter-and-fatter
You should've stayed with me and eat British cooking!
A: Aww man no way, your scones are like, totally disgusting, okay!?
E: Hey, I take offence to that!
A: Whatever homie!
A: I'll give you a chicken burger, yeah!
I'll give you a beef burger
Oh come on, just try one and break into dance with me!(let's go!)
Tasty hamburger, tasty hamburger,
See you later, going to McDon
Love Life Chapter 2: The Pain of JealousyDipper and Wendy continued to hang out, but only as friends. Most of the time Mabel was with them anyway, so their newfound relationship wasn't that obvious. The only time Dipper and Wendy hung out alone was when they were either at the Shack or if it just worked out in town. Either Mabel would suddenly want to go somewhere else when she and Dipper are hanging out with Wendy, or Dipper or Wendy would unexpectedly walk in on each other when one was in a building and the other was outside. When that happened they just talked like good friends, and sometimes even joked around. Or, if they were at the arcade, they would play one of the two-player games. No one in Gravity Falls knew that they actually loved each other, though one seemed to have suspicions....Love Life Chapter 2: The Pain of Jealousy2 years ago in Romance More Like This
One day Dipper walked along the main road, just enjoying being outside. Once again a hydrant broke and Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland were treating it like a sprinkler. Dipper rolled his eyes as he passed them. Sheriff Blubs noticed.
Vampire!England x Artist!Reader Chapter 1Author's Note:Vampire!England x Artist!Reader Chapter 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
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It is an ordinary day, and you are just about to finish a drawing of the ocean. You are a little worried because your deadline is coming up. You still can’t believe that you are a professional artist. It has always been your dream, and you always have had a love for art. You smile as you put your pastels down.
In front of you what was once a white canvas is now an explosion of blues. The waves fool the eye, making it look like it is moving. The fish underneath the ocean’s surface are filled with colors that mix perfectly with the blue colors. You start to begin to clean up. A
Gravity Falls 5: The Diagnosis "Mabel…"Gravity Falls 5: The Diagnosis2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mabel looked up at her brother and quickly pulled away from her hug. Dipper's face had gone pale and he was nodding off with a pained look on his face.
"Dipper! No, not now!" Mabel grabbed his shoulders and held him up.
Dipper let out a gasp before he slipped into unconsciousness.
"I think he's coming to."
"Sh, he knows that."
"Dipper, can you hear me?"
Dipper awoke to see four familiar faces, and one he didn't recognize.
"Dipper! You're awake!" Mabel's cheeks were tear-streaked, but she was smiling.
"Thank goodness!" That was Soos.
"How ya feeling?" Grunkle Stan looked strangely concerned.
"We were worried," under normal circumstances, Dipper would have blushed to see Wendy look caringly at him like that.
"Stay still son," that was the face Dipper didn't recognize.
Stan must have read Dipper's confused expression, "You passed out and your sister wouldn't let up until we called a doctor," he explained.
"In a panic…" the man mutter
Character Description FormCharacter Description Form3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
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Dipper's Birthday Rumble - Chapter 1"If you want to, I can save you, I can take you away from here. So lonely inside, so busy out there, and all you wanted was somebody who cares…"Dipper's Birthday Rumble - Chapter 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"All You Wanted," by Michelle Branch
Chapter 1 – A Secret to Everybody
Dipper Pines was blinded with a ray of light as he opened his eyes for the first time that morning. Another night had passed, and with it, dreams of ghosts, monsters, and of course, tall, redheaded gingers. Of course, Dipper didn't mind any of that (especially that last part).
He sat up and yawned, stretching his noodle arms as far as he could. Again, he could not see anything in front of him due to constant whiteness covering his view. Dipper shut and reopened his eyes repeatedly, trying to regain his sight. Still, nothing but white surrounded him.
"Oh no! I'm blind!" Dipper panicked as he hopped out of bed. As he landed, the truth was revealed to him as his vision returned:
Someone had taped a piece of paper to his forehead.
Annoyed (and embarrassed of himsel
A cupboard full of dreamsA cupboard full of dreamsA cupboard full of dreams6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
is all thats left in my kitchen.
You took sugar, salt and spice
and left me monsters, castles and knights
to cook our meals with.
Cant you see this isnt enough?
You say youll be paid some day,
and till then, well survive, somehow.
But the cupboard is empty to all but us,
and to me, its contents are fading.
You built good dreams
they lasted longer than all the others.
What kind of preservatives did you use?
I bet it was sugar and lemon and love.
You knew that this way, Id never get enough.
Stories to reflect: 'The good king'Once upon a time, there was a little prince. He was very loved by their people and, after the sad death of his father, he would be crowned soon. The night before the coronation, the prince had a strange dream: he saw a powerful merchant ordering to a poor man to seek for a wonderful pearl in the deep of the sea. The poor man dived and dived, and he found several beautiful pearls, but the merchant was no satisfied with any of them and said:Stories to reflect: 'The good king'2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"This pearl will be for the crown of the new king. It has to be the best one!"
So the poor man seeked more pearls again until his strength failured and he finnaly died drowned.
Then, the prince dreamt with a workshop where several women were working without a breath. They were knitting a long and precious red coat, full of wonderful jewels of all colors, but some of those women were old and were very tired. One of them was pregnant and she felt sick and dizzy, but the owner of the workshop shout at her:
"This coat will be used by the new king during
Does Hetalia teach us history?Q: Does Hetalia teach us history?Does Hetalia teach us history?5 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
A: Yes and no.
I've been into Hetalia for almost three months, ever since I discovered it one very unusual and hot November day. Since I'm a history lover, I immediately fell in love with Hetalia. For these three months, I've learned many things I didn't even know about, not to mention my history and geography knowledge extended. But, then, I happen to come across many discussions on Net, about the question: "Does Hetalia teach us history?" Two political and historical parties were formed, arguing with each other and expressing their opinions. One party's answer is "yes", while the other says "no". There were couple of them, like Switzerland, who were neutral. Soon, I found myself in bewilderment about the whole situation. I hate being neutral, so I tried to think of a reasonable answer. What was the answer? Yes or no? If yes, then how? If no, then why? The question was left unanswered, until one day, I woke up in 4 AM with the idea for essay.
Echelon. Its a way of...Echelon. Its a Way of life...Echelon. Its a way of...5 years ago in Emotional More Like This
Echelon. É uma forma de vida...
Echelon. C'est un mode de vie...
Echelon. Tās dzīves veidu...
Echelon. Način ivljenja...
Echelon: Tai gyvenimo kelias...
Echelon. Sposób na życie...
Echelon. một đường của cuộc sống ...
Echelon. Oma eluviisi...
Echelon. έναν τρόπο της ζωής του ...
Echelon. yake ni njia ya maisha ya ...
Echelon. Seine ein Weg des Lebens...
echelon. una forma de vida...
Love Life Chapter 3: Dead Helps LifeThe next day Grunkle Stan, Soos, and Wendy came back. Grunkle Stan gave Mabel her clothes and knitting gear and such. Mabel immediately started knitting a sweater for Dipper. They then stayed there, watching over Dipper. Grunkle Stan had closed the Shack for the day, which surprised everyone.Love Life Chapter 3: Dead Helps Life2 years ago in Romance More Like This
A couple hours later Wendy's friends Lee, Nate, Tambry, and Thompson appeared outside the room. Tambry wasn't texting, mostly because she had stopped doing it as often after the ghosts incident. Wendy saw them and went outside.
"Wendy, we heard what happened to Dr. Fun-Times but not the whole story." Nate said.
"Man, he looks awful." Lee winced before turning to Wendy. "So what did happen?"
Wendy told them the story, again leaving out her and Dipper becoming a couple and the video of The Lamby Dance that used to be in Robbie's phone. Her friends were shocked.
"I can't believe even Robbie would stoop that low." Tambry shook her head.
"Yeah, why did he do it anyway?" Thompson asked.
Death Note funniesThe Most Anoying Death Note Moment Ever. Near: I have concluded that you, Light Yagami, are Kira.Death Note funnies7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Light: You are correct, Near, I am Kira! I've been Kira all along!
Near: That is obvious, the fact that you are Kira means that you shall be arrested.
Light: *Laughs his creepy evil laugh* I AM KIRA! KKKKIIIIRRRRAAAA!
Near: *Gets a confused look on his face* Yes, I think that's been cleared....
Light: *Starts foaming at the mouth* KKKKKIIIIIRRRRRAAAAA, KIRA, KIRA! I'M KIRA!
Near: Uh, yes you are Kira......Ryuk would you PLEASE kill Light?
"Dude, Where's My Game?"
Matt: I'm leaving the room, don't throw out my game, ok?
Online RelationshipsAlthough your face I have never seenOnline Relationships11 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Your personality comes through so clean
You love rock, don't care for rap
And when it comes to romance, you're such a sap
But it hurts me to know, you're so far away
The words you speak, I'll never hear you say
Is it so wrong, to love a computer screen?
It's not as bizarre as it seems
Because you've made me laugh, cry, smile, and ponder
It only made my love for you grow fonder
And although I'm sitting here alone, staring at a minature TV
You're still here, right beside me
what i cannot understandwhy is itwhat i cannot understand4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
that you would walk
to the ends of earth
to make your lover happy,
to hear him whisper your name
in the shroud of the dark,
to put a smile on his face,
why is it
to want to make your lover shake,
to press your hands against his chest
as he separates you both
and unites your bodies
in black and white,
why is this filth,
why is it
to show that you are in love?
TDASDO --- Muddy Sundae MuddyTDASDO --- Muddy Sundae Muddy6 months ago in Humor More Like This
Chris: Last time on TOTAL DRAMA!!! Our cast overcame the Obsta-Kill Course and sent home Duncan! Then we got to hear the opinions of all of the eliminated contestants! Now we're down to the final five! Who will win?! WHO will lose!? Who will die!? Does life insurance count on game shows? Find out now on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS!!!
=== Spa Hotel === (Jo and Leshawna are in their beds. They wake up that morning and get out of bed. They walk over to the window)
Jo: Wow. It's a nice day… Kinda makes me forget that Duncan was eliminated. (pause) … Darn it. Now I remembered.
Leshawna: (sighs) Yeah…. I feel awful. I can't believe he was just tossed out like that. He deserves to be here, not Mal.
Jo: We HAVE to take Mal down. I can't stand being here one more day!
Leshawna: It seems that Chris really really really wants Mal to stay. So make sure you keep an eye out for loopholes. (They high five)
Jo: So… you and Robert?
Leshawna: … What do you mean?
Jo: I've seen the
Ficlet Challenge 6 - GiggleGiggle (232 Words)Ficlet Challenge 6 - Giggle3 years ago in Romance More Like This
There were many sounds that Soarin' the Wonderbolt found pleasing to his ears. Whether it is the screams and cheers of his adoring fans, the sound of an oven after it has finished baking a scrumptious apple pie, the amazing beats of DJ-PON3, or, though he would never admit it, the soothing strings of the cellist Octavia.
However, there was one particular noise that he wished he could hear every single day of his mortal life. A noise that he felt he could not live without, lest he be overcome with sadness. A sound that he had cherished for most of his life; ever since he had first heard it that fateful night at the Grand Galloping Gala.
That sound, or should I say sounds, were the giggles his marefriend, Rainbow Dash would let out. Every day he heard those giggles, he felt as he were about to melt into a puddle of love struck bliss.
I think I sound like a little fanfilly, she would always say; always getting embarrassed every time those squeals came out of her muzzle.
La llegada de isabellaUn mes mas tarde...La llegada de isabella3 years ago in Drama More Like This
El dia comenzaba y despues de un mes al fin phineas e isabella se reencontrarian luego de aquella confesion de amor...
Phineas: Oye ferb, ¡hoy llega isabella de su viaje a mexico!
Phineas: La extraño mucho hace un buen tiempo que no escucho su: "¿Que estan haciendo?". ¡Ya se que vamos a hacer hoy!, una bienvenida para isabella
Ferb: -levanta el pulgar-
Phineas: Llamare para que traigan todo, tambien llamare a la tropa, tu pregunta por perry
Ferb: -Mira hacia arriba en modo de pregunta-
Con el agente p....
Mayor monograma: Agente p, rebisamos tu nueva peticion de vacaciones y esta vez si vamos a aceptarla, creemos que ya es hora de que te tomes un descanzo asi que te daremos la semana
Mayor monograma: Ya puedes irte con tu familia a disfrutar de tus vacaciones
Perry: -sube por un acensor al jardin-
Con los chicos...
Phineas: Ooh ahi estas perry
En eso llega la tropa...
Gretchen: Buenos di