Team JacobTeam Jacob7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
WHY AM I TEAM JACOB?
1. real men don't sparkle
2. vampires are over rated
3. werewolves don't get enough love
4. Edward doesn't walk around half naked
5. Native American guys are hot
6. Jacob is fluffy
7. wolves kick ass
8. I can take the heat
9. I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf
10. I'd rather have a cuddly space heater than a giant sparkly rock
11. Jacob doesn't watch you while your sleeping
12. Jacob would take you cliff diving
13. Jacob is ANIMALISTIC
14. he does it DOGGIE STYLE
15. Jacob isn't an overprotective stalker
16. He's not a giant ice cube
17. If you were in danger, he wouldn't run away to keep you safe, he would stand and fight
18. dogs are people's best friends
19. you wouldn't have to change to be with him
20. to many people are obsessed with Sparkle Man
20 ways to annoy Jacob Black1. Force him to wear a pink collar20 ways to annoy Jacob Black7 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Ask him what its like to lose to a guy who sparkles
3. Take down all missing boy posters of him and replace with missing dog posters
4. Take him to the vets to be neutured
5. For every Christmas / Birthday buy him something made of silver
6. Get him and Edward in a room together and sing 'Hot 'n' cold' to them
7. Just before he phases describe Sam in a dress with as much vivid detail as possible. Making sure that when hes in his wolf form hes still thinking about it. (*may require assistance from Edward and possible Jasper to do this )
8. Ensure that all the wolf pack including Sam are in their wolf forms for the above ^^
9. Steal his clothes once he's fazed.
10. Remind him that one day the first girl he loved will be his mother in law.
11. Force him to watch the American werewolf series
12. Remind him constantly that hes not actually a real werewolf XD
13. Remind him that it was his idea to go cliff diving in the first place, and that if
Jacob BlackTall, lengthy, awkward and full of grace,Jacob Black8 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
A bundle of joy of a fluffy amber,
Your hand is warm against my face,
In your arms you confuse me and make me tamper.
Without you Id fall, plume to the ground,
November, December, January, on and on,
When he was away I was lost not to be found,
You open my eyes brought me to life, make me see the new dawn.
Your love is always true,
Even if you cant be fully human all the time,
Your happy nature your soft smile, you can never be blue,
Yet I can not be with you because of him, its a crime.
So just for this moment take me away,
Make it warm and bright and let your love never turn gray.
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Never use English around him instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesnt find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
Team Jacob, because...Team Jacob, because...7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Team Jacob, because
He didnt run away.
Id rather have a warm puppy than a cold stone.
You dont have to give up a normal life to be with him.
Edward doesnt walk around half-naked.
Bella didnt have to travel half way around the world to bring him back.
108.9° is pretty hot.
A dog is girls best friend.
Real men dont sparkle.
Perfection is boring.
Volvos are for soccer moms.
He could kiss you without wanting to kill you.
When was the last time Edward told a joke and made you laugh?
Pains of JacobI thought we could be togetherPains of Jacob8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I thought I could make things clearer,
that it was you I sought.
I love you Bella.
But you wouldn't listen,
couldn't you feel your love for this fella?
Beyond my limits I hastened.
Thought that you'd change,
but your mind was forever his
and your heart strange.
I will always remember this.
The feeling of loneliness,
when your heart stops beating
and when I plummet to my abyss,
as I think of your feeding.
I love you too.
I thought there was a chance.
But soon I saw through.
You didn't love me, in that way, you never spared a second glance.
Though I felt it when you kissed me back.
Your mind was his, you were gone.
I wasn't your Jacob Black.
I will never see you during dawn.
While heard he took your hand.
The agony spiraling through me.
I was the one damned.
How could you let me be?
Come back. Stay.
that was all I needed.
The words that made me feel this way,
a numbing to my heart as it bleeded.
But time has come when you
40 Ways to annoy Jacob BlackI-luv-Edward-Cullens guide to ANNOYING JACOB BLACK. [Because we all hate him ]40 Ways to annoy Jacob Black7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Force him to wear a leash and collar and tie him to a pole.
2. Put up fliers saying "Lost Dog" with his picture on it.
3. Give him mouthwash for his birthday. Tell him he has dog breath.
4. Constantly remind him that Bella would rather die then be with him.
5. Throw silver spoons at him. (Its a werewolf pun XD)
6. When hes a werewolf steal his pants.
7. Paint his motor bike hot pink.
8. Buy him a cat.
9. Name it Edward.
10. Buy him dog food. Act offended when he wont eat it.
11. Ask him what hes getting Edward and Bella for a wedding present.
12. Tell him Bella is allergic to dogs.
13. Ask him how he lost to an old man.
14. Call the dog pound on him when he fazes
15. Lock him in a room with Edward
16. Post the results on YouTube
17. Tell him that Aro and Bella are eloping in Mexico and hes not invited.
18. Tell him hes not a REAL werewolf, he
Jacob Black by Bella SwanJacob, my JacobJacob Black by Bella Swan8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Where should I start?
I know he has
A piece of my heart
That I feel
Not even knowing
What is real
His skin is scorching
But comforting too
A protective Werewolf
And a friend thats true
The sun in my sky
On a darkened day
Hed be much more
If he had his way
In a Different time
In a different place
Wed be together
Face to face
Hed be mine
And I'd be his
Sealing our love
Jacob Black?-Prologue+Chapter1READ ECLIPSE BEFORE READINGJacob Black?-Prologue+Chapter18 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Summary:Ive never been much of a Jacob fan girl. Actually, I guess Ive never been much of an Edward fan girl either. And so, when I turned to the last page of Eclipse, I was surprised to find myself falling in love with the werewolf.
The group of them gathered around the front of the building. All of them were tall and looked terrifyingly powerful. They made an impressive bunch; none of them looked like high school students at all. It seemed that they were somehow separated from the many other cliques of the high school. They stood out, casually, from the other groups, especially the one who seemed a bit apart from even his own group.
He was tall like the rest of them and had shaggy, long for a boy- hair. He was leaning on a motorcycle. His face held a blank look; it looked as if it hadnt smiled in ages, his eyes unreadable. The shadows thrown over his face made his face look gaunt and serious.
20 Reasons to LOVE Jacob Black20 Reasons to LOVE Jacob Black7 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
1) He is almost guaranteed to always be half naked
2.) You can cut costs in winter and throw away all heaters, get Jacob to warm you up
3.) He is naturally warm, who wants to shiver every time they touch someone?
4.) If you need someone to stick their hand in a mower, get Jacob... If he cuts himself he will heal quickly
5.) Forget Mechanics, Jacob will fix/repair/restore most things for free.
6.) He doesnt speak as if he lives in the early 1900s *cough, Edward, cough*
7.) He can be your pet dog AND your boyfriend at the same time
8.) He cracks blonde jokes at Rosalie
9.) If you got married, you could save money on clothes, since he only ever wears pants
10.) Jacobs a more in name than Edward
11.) If you didnt have room in the fridge for leftovers, he can eat them for you
12.) Need to get fit? Use him as a punching bag (he wont feel it)
13.) He kisses spontaneously
14.) Jacob gives bear hugs -10X better than normal hu
Jacob's StoryIn a distant roar the thunder made its presence known as the already icy rain fell heavy and sizzled upon my back; a lonely, lowly and exhausted Jacob Black. Having just run 300 miles away from Forks, away from the life Id known ,but mostly away from Bella.Jacob's Story7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bella married no, engaged to Edward a vampire.. how could she, how could he No!
I couldnt believe it, I wouldnt, that was MY dream that that filthy bloodsucker was living out and what do I do? I run a way with my tail between my legs, giving in to Edward and giving up on life. I shuddered as a wave of anger and depression went through me as I changed into wolf form to seek out shelter and food for the night. No sooner had I changed Quil and Embry were there as they always were since Id left.
How you holding up Jake? Embry asked unsure of whether that was the right thing to ask or not.
I didnt give him an answer, I mean how am I suppose to explain h
Dirge of AirliaDirge of Airlia7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
A shadow swooped swiftly above the still, dark land below and perched on a steeple of an abandoned and dilapidated castle on the cliff. The face of the full moon peeked from behind a thick cloud lighting the world beneath. The shadow is shown in full relief: a girl of around fifteen peering down at the small town below. Silver vest and pants cover her as well as a thick frayed black scarf around her neck. Black boots shield her small feet and her silver hair blew gently in the night breeze as her vivid green eyes scan the silent town. A pure silver fox is perched on her pale shoulder; the only color it had was its vivid green eyes and the emerald bow around its neck. The striking detail is the immense scythe clutched lightly in her hand, the blade glinting slightly from the light of the moon. A silver disc with a symbol of a snowdrop is hung on a thin chain at the head of the scythe and clinked softly with every movement.
The fox stretched, after what seemed like ages, an
Poradnik - jak napisac romans paranormalnyJak napisać romans paranormalnyPoradnik - jak napisac romans paranormalny3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Trafiło się nam żyć w takich czasach, że napisanie poczytnej książki tudzież bloga jest łatwiejsze niż kiedykolwiek— wystarczy być człowiekiem jako tako piśmiennym, mieć Worda i dostęp do internetów. Niestety, ta jakże piękna idea równości wobec tworzenia literatury rozbiła się o kant dupy w momencie, gdy światło dzienne ujrzał Zmierzch. Niejaka Stefa M., gospodyni domowa, matka trojga dzieci, absolutnie nienastawiona na robienie kariery, spisuje swój sen, tworząc na jego kanwie jeden z największych bestsellerów w historii literatury — może być coś bardziej motywującego? Wszak ludzie lecą na takie kopciuszkowe historie.
Jak bardzo Bellissima, Eduardo i Alpaka przemówili do rzesz czytelników można się przekonać przechadzając się po Empiku i zachodząc
Bleach - Kidou and AbilitiesKido TypesBleach - Kidou and Abilities7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Bakudō (Way of Binding)
-Supplementary spells which can immobilize an enemy or have an effect besides a direct strike. They may seem subtle, but these spells can give their users a tactical advantage when used properly. These are a broad category of defensive spells which block/repel attacks or freezes enemies in place. This class of spells include Kidō Barriers & Seals.
-Focused spiritual energy formed into a solid form of energy. This energy can take on many shapes or colors as determined by the user. Barriers are protective in nature, and can be as simple as a barrier only protecting one direction or encompassing all sides of an area. Barriers can be used for containment, and some barriers can be used offensively. Barriers can mask spiritual pressure and can make one spiritually and physically invisible. The strength of a barrier is dependent upon the power of the user. Weak barriers are easily breakable, while strong ones can
Jack Atlas Shrugged CH 3Jack Atlas Shrugged CH 3 11/12/11Jack Atlas Shrugged CH 34 years ago in Drama More Like This
Yes I am aware that I have been misspelling his last name all this time. I am sorry I did not notice it before. Now this chapter is going to have a scene of intense emotional distress. Just thought I'd tell you. Enjoy!
My room is a mess. Everywhere is junk from last night. I knew I overreacted last night. I should have been more mature but somehow I just let loose all of my emotions. I eventually got out of bed and did my morning routine. I then walked out the door of my apartment and right into Mikage again.
"Good Morning Jack." Mikage said smiling
"A little, I guess. Hey do you think we could have that counseling that you offered me."
She looked a little surprised but answered "Of course! But I just need to finish a few things so" Then all the sudden someone came in. He was a
The Way You Want MeThe way i send electricity down your spineThe Way You Want Me7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
when i kiss your neck
The way you jump
when i blow into your ear
The way you arch your back
when it is carressed by my nails
The way you close your eyes and breathe deeply
when i push my pelvis into yours
The way you giggle
when i gaze into your eyes
The way it sooths you
when you suck on my finger
The way you taste
when i kiss your sweet lips
The way you want me
when i want you.
Jack Atlas Shrugged CH 1Jack Atlas Shrugged 11/6/11Jack Atlas Shrugged CH 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
STOP:Read Roses & Stars new version first before you read this!!!
Yeah not the best title in the world but I could not think of anything else plus it will play a part later on. So yea the second tie in which will have multiple chapters and will lead up into the third story in this storyline. Now for this chapter I tried to ground in realism as possible as I wanted this to be different and also the subject matter I have seen done so laughably and annoying that I need to address this subject in a way that is different. Enjoy!
Damn my neck hurts
I wake up everything is a blur, I turn on the lights and I become blind, just like any other morning. My room is surprisingly clean. I normally clean it up to the degree of how I am feeling and it seems these days they have been clean straight through. I then hear the phone ring. I am not in the mood to talk right now so I just let it r
Jack Atlas Shrugged CH 2Jack Atlus Shrugged CH 2 11/11/11Jack Atlas Shrugged CH 24 years ago in Drama More Like This
Sorry for not having any new stuff in a while. Now as I expected some people did not like the first chapter while others did. I understand why some people would not like this story. Now does that mean I am going to stop? No because I do these stories for fun. I do these stories because I can and I want to share them with you guys. Now enough of my rambling let's go.
"Jack I want to break up."
I knew might happen. I knew I was somehow going to pay for my attitude. But I was still unprepared. I did not know how to feel. Anger, sorrow, guilt, how do I react?
"Jack are you ok?" Asked Carly nervously
"Yeah, I am fine. I am sorry Carly, I deserve this."
"No you don't Jack! You are a nice guy but you tend to let out your side of anger too much. I just don't think things are working out. I'm sorr
Edward and Bella pt 3Edward and Bella pt 38 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The next time I opened my eyes the curtains were open, revealing a black starry night sky, the moon being the only source of light. I stretched my body, stiff from sleep. I sat up, only to be pushed back against the pillow. I gasped, surprised by the aggression on Edwards transcendent face, but he smiled. He pushed the hair away from my face, his butterscotch eyes boring into mine, and leaned in so close to my face I could smell his delicious breath. I smiled up at his face, pressing my hand against his cold cheek.
The door blew open at that moment and Alice danced into the room, leaving Jasper to stand uncomfortably in the doorway, his arms crossed. Alice tossed herself onto the bed, Edward sighing reluctantly and pulled away, my hand dropping from his perfect face. The corners of his mouth pulled down as I sighed loudly, throwing myself back against the pillows.
You can have him back
Jacob Finds the TruthMorning, Dad! I called to Charlie, whose was watching TV in the next room.Jacob Finds the Truth9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Morning, Bells, he replied. Then he said suspiciously, Where are you off to in such a hurry?
I laughed, a tinge of annoyance in my tone. Im going down to La Push.
Charlie looked up in surprise. But Bella, honey, you havent been down there in such a long time! About two weeks, right? And I thought youd be with-
I cut him off. Dad, Im not always with Edward. I have friends, too, you know.
Well he said, still sounding suspicious. I had thought that Edward didnt particularly like Jacob and the other way around, too, I guess. I had kind of thought that, well He was blushing now. That they were both a little jealous of each other.
I snorted. A little didnt even begin to cover it. Naw, Dad, they just have to get used to each other. And J
Words of PainWords of PainWords of Pain9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You put me through all this torture
All this pain and all this misery
I won't show my heartbroken tears
You can see that I'm hurt inside
You can see my wrist bleeding
I am dying inside because of you
I can only see red and black
The knife gleams with my blood
The rope gets tighter around my neck
I hate this but my heart says I must
A stake is piercing my heart
I try so hard to gain your love
All I get is a deadly answer
I am going insane because of you
Every time I hear your name
I lose control and I am broken
My sanity becomes lost
I am losing my mind
And I am at a loss of words
These words will always remain unsaid
Assassin's Creed - A Retrospective - Part 1Assassin's Creed - A Retrospective - Part 12 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
"Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted."
-The Creed's maxim "Assassin's Creed
I recently finally got my hands on a copy of Assassin's Creed III, putting in some late hours just to finish the game and get me up to date with the Assassin's Creed storyline as well as to prepare myself for "Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag," coming out tomorrow. But by this time, I really hadn't thought about how much the game series has been for me on a whole, so I'm just gonna come out and say it straight:
I love the Assassin's Creed series.
Next to "Fallout 3," "Crash Bandicoot: Cortex Strikes Back," "Star Wars Battlefront" and "Spyro the Dragon;" the Assassin's Creed series has always been the game series I pop in any day and have a blast every time.
It was also one of first video games I had ever played with a storyline that kept me totally engaged and hooked as well as the first M-Rated game I ever purchased the series for. Simply put, these games were amazing and they've been a huge
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Sing Discovery Channel by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with Bite me, Edward.
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?
3. Tell him his hair isnt bronze, its ginger, and he should stop denying himself hes a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to Like a Virgin by Madonna.
A Life Of LossPerhaps I should start at the beginning rather then where I am now. This is for your benefit, let's face it my life is buggered up mightily! In order to understand anything about now you need the beginning and the middle. My only problem is I have no idea where that is. It may be my life but it confuses the crap out of me! So I am going to start at the very beginning of my life here on earth.A Life Of Loss9 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was born addicted to crack. That is to say my mother was a heavy user when she was pregnant and so I got addicted in the womb. After a few weeks in hospital I was able to go home with my parents. You're probably wondering how I was allowed to go home with an addict. Well she 'hadn't used' in over two months and my father was with her, so they allowed it. If you ask me that's stupid, the hospital should have kept me or whatever. When we got home my mother already had the needle out, and dad was going to get a beer after putting me on their bed and shutting the door. So I would agree that the hosp