My life as a teenage whore 1WARNING: shounen-ai/yaoiMy life as a teenage whore 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Deidara stared up at the college. He was finally almost out of school, now all he had to do was get through college if he was still alive from the first day.
Hey, blondie, what are you up to?
Deidara turned his head to see a raven haired man coming towards him.
I-Im new here, un. Deidara mumbled.
Lost? The man asked with an evil smirk.
Come on, Im Itachi by the way. Itachi chuckled as he brought Deidara close with one arm. What building are you in?
D, un. Deidara stammered. A heavy blush was painted on his face, due to being so close to another man.
Ok, then come with me. Itachi said as he released Deidara and started walking.
Deidara set his things down once he was in the dorm and collapsed on his bed.
Hm, this is my dorm too
A Normal Night - Nikki x TommyTommy was busy bouncing off the walls again, while I was busy inside the washroom. Id done the usual for tonight, a typical night touring with Motley Crue was always drugs and alcohol.A Normal Night - Nikki x Tommy6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Walking out of the washroom I was still in my pants on from the concert, so it smelt like booze, blood, sweat, and pyro gel. I was surprised I even had my pants left, but whatever. In bare feet, I sniffled in as I spotted Tommy jumping on the bed.
What are you doing? I asked, scratching at my tattooed chest.
Jumping. Come on man, you gotta try it. His eyes told me that he was far gone, and I spotted half a bottle of vodka beside him on the nightstand.
Making my way over to the nightstand, I downed the rest of the bottle. Share and share alike, thats what Tommy and I had always done. The only thing we wouldnt share was girls, that was just awkward. Vince didnt understand our unconditional love for each other, like brothers, but Mars did.
He was the one who a
Who Am I?~ Who Am I? ~Who Am I?7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I am the Atheist
For I am lustful to delve into questions.
Headstrong in my boundless curiosity.
Accepting beauty for beauty
in fearless veracity.
I am the Buddhist
For I dine in the noble truths of suffering.
Yearning peace of mind, to end these inner cycles.
Enlightenment through coherence
and the negation of idols
I am the Muslim
For I hold a passion for a true oneness.
An utter devotion to the divine,
through deeds of charity
and rituals sublime
I am the Hindu
For I tread along realms of the spiritual.
Tracing my soul along that of the Brahman.
Beholding my part in this cosmos
so my sense of belonging hardens.
Still I am the Christian
For its how my blood accepted me into this world.
I attempt to live through true humility.
Invest a love far greater than I,
for benevolence far higher than me
I am the hopeful Agnostic,
For I am stardust and flame.
An eternal comfort,
A soft breath of my exhaled name.
I am the poet
and a heartbeat that soothes.
and yes, I am l
DeiSasoDeiSaso7 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ow! Ow-owowowow!! Un!"
"Shut up and hold still, brat."
"But, Dannaaaa! It--ow! Hurts, un!"
"It wouldn't hurt if you stopped wiggling! Dammit you made me lose it!
"Sorry, Sasori-danna, yeah."
"Come on, move your leg up so I can find it again, Deidara."
"Ow! No, un! You make it hurt to much!"
"There it is. See?"
"Holy cow, un, Danna it's huge! Take it ou--ouch! Take it out, un!"
"Sheesh, Danna. Even Itachi could do this better than you."
"Shut up and stay still!!"
"But it huuuuuuurts, un!!"
"It wouldn't if you would just shut up and be still!!"
"Ouch! Hurry up, un!"
"There. Got it."
Sasori held up a big splinter that he had pulled from Deidara's foot.
"Geez, brat. Be more careful next time." He growled.
The System of A DownSome guy named Serj was walking down the street. He suddenly noticed that he got LOST IN HOLLYWOOD. He was in some kind of FOREST witnessing a weird DEER DANCE. SPIDERS were crawling everywhere. He looked up at the sky and spotted a JET PILOT hanging from a parachute. The man was forced to BOUNCE on a tree a couple of times before landing in the bushes . Serj came up to him and asked where in hell he was descending from.The System of A Down8 years ago in Humor More Like This
The pilot answered: "That's a really good QUESTION! Well the story is that I felt that this was a LONELY DAY for me so I decided to take my jet for a ride. But then something abruptly went wrong. The AERIALS weren't responding anymore and I had lost my STREAMLINE. So I ejected my seat and I think the jet would be touching ground right about now…"
Suddenly, a huge BOOM ripped through the air as a nuclear cloud engulfed the city in it's TOXICITY. They both screamed "I-E-A-I-A-I-O!"
"Holy $#!+!, cried the pilot, I forgot to unleash the weapons of mass destruction!"
Without You.Tommy! I screamed and kicked and pounded on my band-mates hotel room door. It was about 6 am and I had locked myself outta my own room. Fuck, I dont even remember why I left my room...oh yeah! I do remember!Without You.7 years ago in General More Like This
I thought it would be a good idea to cover Vinces door with hair spray, light it on fire, kick it as hard as possible with my steel toed boots and run. But I didnt think that one all the way through..shocker. I didnt think to take my key card with me and...I didnt put on pants. Dont ask why. Drugs...they fuck with your mind dude.
I kicked on the drummers door one more time before he opened it. His soft brown eyes were clouded over with sleep, his freshly dyed black hair was tousled in about one hundred different directions, and his stage makeup from last night was smeared across his eyes and cheek bones. The normally passive Tommy looked like he wanted nothing more than too rip my dick off and hang me with it.
R and R of Naruto OCsR and R of Naruto OCs6 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
R & R of the Naruto OC
(Rules and Reasons)
Ok, Im here to help beginners, or non-beginners, who own Ocs preventing them into Mary-Sues. I will be posting the rules and the reason will follow to help better your understanding.
Rule 1: Never, ever, ever, ever name your OC after yourself. Not your real name, nick name, middle name etc.
Reason: Mary-Sues are often the ideal-self of the creator. So if the OC is named after the creator then that just give more proof of a Mary-Sues.
Rule 2: Dont make your OC base off of you.
Reason: It adds on to the ideal-self. Its ok to give your OC one or two traits like yourself, it makes it easier how the OC will react in some situations.
Rule 3: Understand the word Original when making your OC.
Reason: OCs are suppose to be created from your ideas that you have not you. Like stated in Rule 2, if the OC is you in the anime universe then shes a Mary Sue. This also means that you shouldnt make
Gaahina Promise part 1 PromiseGaahina Promise part 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
BANG! SMASH! CRACK!
"Mother?!? Father?!?! Hanabi? Neji?!?" Hinata shouted running towards the house door. She froze while hearing her little sister scream her name.
"HINATA!" Hanabi screamed.
"What's going on?!?" Hinata asked worried.
"We need to run! He's destroying the village, and is now after us!" She yelled trying to push her sister to the gates of Konoha.
"WHO?!?" Hinata asked concerned and confused. Suddenly a large smash sound came from behind the 2. Hinata quickly turned around, Her eyes meet by 2 teal green eyes. She suddenly froze.
"G-..G-." She couldn't finish her sentence. She felt Hanabi tugging on her shirt sleeve. Suddenly sand rushed toward the 2. Hanabi
unexplored metal microgenreskabuki metalunexplored metal microgenres5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
honky tonk metal
environmentally friendly metal
african bush tribe metal
natural disaster metal
conspiracy theorist metal
reality tv metal
chuck norris metal
celebrity diet metal
social security metal
airport security metal
economic stimulus metal
online dating metal
alternative medicine metal
american idol metal
golden parachute metal
spiral over norway metal
cage-free and grass-fed metal
month to month metal
rent to own metal
buy one get one free metal
as seen on tv metal
late night metal
monster truck metal
Red wasn't himselfRed wasn't himselfRed wasn't himself4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
By Cherilyn Ohlau
Pokemon is owned/copyrighted by Nintendo
Cooped up in his room right after a visit to Lavender Town. It wasn't normal, and even then Red's mother didn't know what got into him. It could've just been poison or just a normal temporary paralyzation but when she looked to check on him, he was healthy and quiet like he usually was; but the air it felt heavy...
It was almost hard to breathe. She went up to Red's room one day, and opened the window, and a ghastly scent went up to her nose. The smell of rotting decay, the burning flesh, and the muggy taste as though it came from the soil. She coughed heavily and closed the window, and the stench faded. Red suddenly came in, "MOM! DON'T COME INTO MY ROOM!" he yelled in a upset tone.
"Red, hun, what...what did you bring? I-it reeks it smells; you can't can't possibly live in this condition, can you?"
"It's just...it's just...Gh--" Red started and one of the pokeballs on his belt started to rattle, and he shov
The Mythology of Metal 2.0NOTICE: Many of you were fans of my old mythology of metal. Truth be told, I wrote those years ago when I first got into metal. It's been a long time, and I feel like it's time I revised it to fit my current knowledge of the holy music known as Heavy Metal. Enjoy fellow headbangers!The Mythology of Metal 2.04 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Ozzy- First god of metal. He was the figurehead God who ruled with Iommi, the Great Creator at his side.
Halford - The Chosen Metal God. He resurrected the old ways of metal after it was betrayed by the four prophets.
Bruce Dickinson - God of light and arts and heir to the thrown of metal. His powers match that of the metal god himself.
Eddie the Head - Bruce Dickinson's chief advisor.
Vic Rattlehead - the ruler of The Mosh, the land of chaos
Cronos - The wise prophet who brought forth the wisdom that lead to the creation of Black, Death, and Thrash metal. He led the Cult of Venom.
Manowar - The legion of gods of Black wind, Fire, and steel.
Dio - Known as the Holy Diver. The messenger
Human Transmutation CircleHuman Transmutation Circle9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The CIRCLE!! its basic layout is composed of a circle inscribed with a hexagon (which represents balance, perfection and unity) which inturn is inscribed with the triangle representing FIRE. There are nine other alchemic symbols. I would have put the actuall symbol on the picture... but it would have been rather difficult to explain exactly which element goes with whitch symbol!
The # on the Circle above corresponds with the # below:
3 white arsenic
6 (not sure will find)
7 sal armonic
[I'll be putting up a short descripiton of each element (alchemy-wise) soon]
Now on to the writing and its explanations
BLUE WRITING- this is the outer circle. the inner and middle circles are exactly the same, only they break off - it'll be marked where in the passage:
Pale white and black with false citrine imperfect white and red. The peacock s feather in bright colours, the rainbow in (End Inner Circle) the sky above. The spotted pan
narusaku's child confutionnarusaku's child confution7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
HI! My name is Kai and I am a Kanoha leaf ninja. I am 13-year-old girl, and the daughter of the hokage, Naruto Uzimaki. My mom is Sakura Haruno and my godfather is actually my parent's old teacher, Kakashi Hatake. Despite my parents last names, they gave me the last name: Uchiha, so my full name is Kai Uchiha (I don't know why they gave me a last name that meant paper fan). I jut graduated from the ninja academy and am so excited for my first mission! The ninjas in my team are Lucia Hyuga, Inu Yamanaka, and Kurenai Yuhi- sensei. I am so happy with my team, but in the village, people look at me as if I were like a celebrity. It feels wired how everyone knows me, and all of the kids want to be my friend. My best friend though, is Gingu Mitarashi. She is the same age as me, but one of the differences between me and her, is that she is broke, has no parents and lives with me. She is not on my team, but I wish she was, she is like my sister. I love her as if she was my real sister, because
Her Death - HakodaDad! I think Moms in trouble. Theres a man in our house!Her Death - Hakoda6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I knocked out the man attacking me and I dropped my club. Hundreds of thoughts ran through my head at once wondering the same thing, Is she okay?
I picked up my club and started running. I called out Kya! Hoping my wife could hear me and know that I was coming. Katara followed behind quickly. I was stumbling through the snow and ice as I fought my way to the center of the village. I reached my home, flew open the curtains, and stopped.
I was too late.
GNR and MC MSNGNR MSNGNR and MC MSN5 years ago in Humor More Like This
KiltsRKool: hello? Anyone online?
GuitarHero: Yes. And btw that's a pretty stupid name Axl.
KiltsRKool: it's a cool name
GuitarHero: no it aint
GuitarHero: HEYYYYYYY! WASSUP?
DrunkenDuffy: nothing much, just talking and playin bass. You?
GuitarHero: same. Apart from the bass part!
DrunkenDuffy: oh its you.
KiltsRKool: of course! The only and only!
GuitarHero: more like the one and only JERK!
IzzyWizzy: hey guys!
DrunkenDuffy: HA! IZZYWIZZY!
IzzyWizzy: don't laugh. Steven changed it when he came over my house
GuitarHero: well then change it.
KiltsRKool: so who thinks I should make a TV series about myself?
GuitarHero: FUCK NO!!
IzzMan: is this name better?
DrunkenDuffy: a lot better than that other one!
ChickenGoddess: helloooooooooooo! J
IzzMan: is that Steven?
ChickenGoddess: yeah! Aww and you changed your name L
IzzMan: I can have whatever name I
Gay Rights and MarriageGay Rights and Marriage8 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Gay Rights and Marriage
Attention: [Picture of Mikey]
This is what close-minded people like to call a fag, queer, homo, faggot, flamer, gay, and many more names. What close-minded people don't know is what it's like to be gay:
[Story of Tyler and Mikey]
"The Model in the image, name is Michael, I always called him Mikey. We met in February 1999 on Valentines Day as it happens. He moved in 2 houses down from mine, It also turned out he was going to the same school. We instantly hit it off, and became the best of friends. We were both 14 years old.
After about a month of him moving in, I went round after doing homework as usual. His Mom sent me upstairs to his room as she normally did. Before I got to the door (which was ajar by the way) he said (I have never forgotten a single word) "And There's this guy who I'm really good friends with,[he giggled] I wonder if he's . . .?, I be
The Craze That Shouldn't BeAnymore, it is nearly impossible to walk down the street without seeing something related to Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. The four books in the series have taken the world's teenagers by storm, causing kinship and confrontation to bloom in their wake. However, this seemingly innocent fad has dark undertones of a disturbing nature. These dark tones have gotten the books banned in primary schools and some middle schools all over the world. The promotion of abuse, sexism, infatuation or lust as love, romaticization of suicide, pedophilia, science without reason, and poor writing these are the reasons that Twilight should not be the sensation that it is.The Craze That Shouldn't Be5 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
First and foremost is Edward Cullen, the male lead. He is abusive toward Bella. According to the Center for Relationship Abuse Awareness, dating abuse is defined as, "a pattern of abusive and coercive behaviors used to maintain power and control over a former or cur
The Commandments of MetalTHE METAL TEN COMMANDMENTSThe Commandments of Metal7 years ago in Humor More Like This
1) THOU SHALT NOT VIEW ALL OTHER MUSIC AS EQUAL, ANYONE WHO CANNOT SHRED, PLAY DOUBLEKICK AT 300 BPM, PLAY SOLID RYTHMIC MELODY OR SCREAM UNTIL THEIR LUNGS BLEED IS NOT WORTHY OF YOUR RESPECT (bassists are exempt from this rule, see commandment seven)
2) THOU SHALT NOT ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH ANY RELIGION, GOOD HEARTED MENTALITY, OR THE COLOUR PINK
3) THE ONLY VOCALS THAT ARE ACCEPTABLE ARE SCREAMS, GROWLS AND FALSETTO
4) METALCORE, HARDCORE, EMOCORE, GRINDCORE AND PIG SQUEALS ARE NOT METAL, THOSE WHO UTILIZE THEM DO SO ONLY BECAUSE THEY CANNOT ACCEPT THAT THEY HAVE NO TALENT AND MUST MAKE ABSURD SOUNDS TO MAKE UP FOR IT
5) IF ANY FAN ASKS YOU FOR AN AMP WHEN YOURE FAMOUS, YOU DAMN WELL GIVE IT TO THEM
6) LYRICAL CONTENT MUST CONTAIN UNDIRECTED RAGE, HATRED OF RELIGION, DARKNESS AND HORROR, THE ONLY OTHER ACCEPTABLE METAL CONTENT IS FANTASY, AND ONLY IF IT CONTAINS A FAIR SHARE OF BLOOD SPILLING
7) BASSISTS ARE TO BE SEEN, NOT HEARD
8) YOU MUST NOT COVE
You Know You Write Too Much...You Know You Write Too Much When...You Know You Write Too Much...6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
. . . when you find it scary that you're the same age as one of your charactersonly she has two boyfriends and you have none.
. . . when that fact depresses you, even a little.
. . . when every waking minute is consumed by ravenous plot bunnies.
. . . when you carry a tattered, scribble-filled notebook with you everywhere for fear of being unable to write down any ideas that may strike while you're at Wal-Mart.
. . . when going to the airport and walking through the terminal makes you wonder about another character of yours and if her dad would let her go globetrotting alone.
. . . when the answer to that question is "YEP!"
. . . when you know that that same character would get to travel in Daddy's private jet, too.
. . . when you realize that ANOTHER of your story characters nearly died in a car wreck when she was only a little older than you.
. . . when you find yourself constantly editing and rewriting things because you're plagued wi
jadenthis story is about a disturbed boy...its a good story i guess...its not completely done thoughjaden10 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Why men like lesbian pornI've heard a lot of women wonder and ask why heterosexual men like lesbian porn. 'Obsessed' some people have put it.Why men like lesbian porn5 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Well, I wouldn't say any man I've known is 'obsessed' with lesbian porn, but we do like it, and I'll tell you why:
We, that is, normal heterosexual men, like to see a woman naked and/or having sex; we do not like to see a man naked and/or having sex.
In 'straight' porn, there is usually a man and a woman, both naked, having sex. Women: we love you. We really do; that's why we want to see as much of you as we can. And having a naked man getting in the way makes it hard for us to- well. . . get hard.
But lesbian porn- ah! That's different! A: there is no naked man getting his ugly ass in the way of a beautiful woman, and B: there are two women; two whole women; two whole women naked; two whole women naked having sex: to the normal heterosexual man, this is an awesome thing.
HowtoUseMyspacetoKillYourselfHowtoUseMyspacetoKillYourself8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
How to Use MySpace to Slowly Kill Yourself
Ana and Mia are best friends
Best Friends! they tell each other.
friends until the end!
they hook their pinkies and kiss their fists
and type their passwords into myspace.
warped and blurred reflections
funhouse mirror images
they take pictures
in the bathroom mirrors
an attempt at photographing
which have started to poke through
their tautly stretched flesh.
post pictures of their progress
to their ideal skeletal state
still frames of ribcages
vicious hip bones
barely covered by skin.
hide and seek
from all of us
community of skeletons
with nothing but encouragement
to be a bag of bones
they wither away to nothing
convinced of beauty
only the dead appreciate
The Ten Commandments of Metal1. Thou shalt not kill onstage.The Ten Commandments of Metal7 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors axe.
3. Remember the Black Sabbath and keep it Ozzy.
4. Honor thy Guns and thy Roses.
5. Thou shalt not lie onstage.
6. Thou shalt not buy St. Anger.
7. Thou shalt not make for thineself a graven ballad.
8. Thou shalt never unplug.
9. Thou shalt not drink before a concert unless youre Metallica.
10. Les is more.
Censorship: Silence the WorldThe speaker approaches the podium, prepared to give his speech. He has prepared his address for months. He takes a sip of water and clears his throat. He begins his speech, but something seems odd; no sound comes from him. His lips move in perfect synchronization with his silence. He gestures appropriately for his audience. His speech lasts for two hours ... two hours of silence. The speaker finishes his speech as the audience begins to applaud. The speaker steps down from the podium. Later he receives high praise for his enlightening speech. True, he didn't utter a single word, but he didn't offend a single person. The speaker has embraced censorship and spoken in a way that would please everyone. By not stating his views he avoided the risk of being branded racist, ageist, sexist, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, anti-Semitic, socialist, fascist, republican, democratic, gay, homophobic, or individual. He has maintained a diverse following by pleasing everyone and because of this, the spCensorship: Silence the World8 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This