A Cupid PlayA cute little sparrow comes to meA Cupid Play6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
chirping how the world looks so sunny
"The flowers dance, the flowers dance,"
she said, about her unfolding romance
A black bird has caught her heart
so tight she can't fight it back
"So happy, so happy, it's driving me insane"
she said, about her pretty charming man
Sigh... Little bird...
How I adore your joyful singing
How I love you greet me every morning
Still... Little bird...
Away from love fairy tales
I've decided so since I once failed
So... Little bird....
I wish you all the best
Much happiness I'll bless
but no love potion likewise
I'm just a witch in disguise
Edward vs. HarryEdward and Harry enter the same room. In the background are fangirls for both boys' series.Edward vs. Harry6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Edward: What is that thing?
Harry: What thing?
Edward: That stick. What the hell is it?
Harry: It's a wand, dumbass. I'm a wizard.
Edward: Isn't a wand supposed to have a little gold star at the end and be gay-looking? Like all wizards are. *smirk, glare*
Twilight fangirls: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Harry: No, because my author had the decency to give me non-gay characteristics, unlike yours. *smirk, glare*
Harry Potter fangirls: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Edward: What exactly gives you that thought?
Harry: You sparkle. How is that not gay? I mean, it's like you just rolled around in body glitter.
Edward: But it attracts the ladies. *rips off shirt*
Twilight fangirls: *go crazy*
Harry: Oh yeah? Well, so does not being abusive.
Harry Potter fangirl #1: BURNED!
Edward: Oh yeah? Well... A TEACHER WAS GAY FOR YOUR EYES!
Harry: And? You forget that with your glitter, you attract a bunch of fanBOYs too.
Twilight fanboys: *
A New Meeting Ch.1Claire was walking up to her apartment room, having had a long day at work. As soon as she was inside, she threw off her boots by the door and went to flop on the couch. She turned on the tv, listening to whatever was on, too tired to care, she fell asleep.A New Meeting Ch.17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A few hours later she woke up, startled by her dream, she looked around at her apartment. She blinked, noticing a few tears running down her face as she sat correctly on the couch, she wiped them away quickly, stop it Claire, its not like you could have done anything, she whispered to herself.
She got up, going to the bathroom and turning on the cold water, she washed her face and looked at herself in the mirror, well dont you look horrible? she muttered. The phone started ringing in the other room, she quickly patted down her face with a wash towel since it was still wet and hurried into the other room. She got there just as the voice mail started recording.
Hey Claire...this is Chris, I just wan
Reawakened Memories Chapter 1Claire was frowning when she came home from work, exhausted, but happy that her vacation started the next day. She dropped her stuff on the couch, going to untie her shoes when she noticed that her answering machine was blinking and went over to check it instead.Reawakened Memories Chapter 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
First message, said an automated voice before a familiar one was heard. Hey, Claire, I finally got a chance to call you. Im going to be home this month. Ill call you again to tell you my flight schedule. Talk to you later.
She smiled at that; he had made her day just then. Chris, she said aloud, feeling slightly excited at the chance to see her brother after a few months.
Second message, the automated voice spoke up.
Another? Claire muttered to herself, maybe its Leon. Havent heard from him in a while.
Hey, this is Steve. Meet me at the café on Twelfth in three days.
End message . . . no more messages, the an
Style Me StupidStyle Me StupidStyle Me Stupid4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Ichigo didn't answer her question, he just kept staring at her before blinking and rubbing his eyes... and staring some more, "What.... did you do?" he muttered quietly, almost as if he were in a transe, she huffed, "What do you mean?" "Well I don't know Rukia, you left here three hours ago with normal hair and now you've come back and look like Rapunzel!" he replied, she blinked, "Who's 'Rapunzel'?" she asked cluelessly, "Is she pretty?" he slapped himself in the head and groaned, "That is FAR from the point! How did your hair grow past your butt in three hours?!" she blinked, "Oh this? Do you like it?" he sighed, "How did it happen Rukia?" "Orihime did it, they're called... erm.... 'hair extensions'," she said with a happy nod and a proud smile, he sighed, "Please, please, PLEASE tell me it isn't perminant..." "No, they're called 'clip ins'," he rubbed his eyes lightly, "Come here," he demanded, holding his arm
Edward vs. Harry Part 2Edward Cullen vs. Harry Potter part 2!Edward vs. Harry Part 27 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Harry: You know what? I hope I never see Edward Cullen again!
Ron: Hermione killed him, fat chance of that happening.
Harry: Yeah, I know...But I still feel like he could just pop outta no where... (Looks wearily around the hall) It's kinda creepy man!
Ron: I know what you mean...Hermione is still pissed about what I said... (He looks to)
Edward: MAN! I hope I never see Harry Potter and his homicidal friends again...
Bella: Don't say that...you know you started it.
Edward: He provoked me! What was I supposed to do? (Raises an eyebrow at her)
Bella: (mumbles) Be a man...
Hermione: I NEVER want to see Ron again.
Ginny: What did he do this time?
Hermione: He's just so immature! Girls can't fight...what nonsense.
Luna: Don't let it bother you Hermione...
Ginny: Besides I just thought of how to get him and Harry back! (Evil Look)
Luna: Something to do with Edward Cullen?
Ginny: How did you know that's what I was thinking?
Gambling ManGambling ManGambling Man4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I take the little one!" Renji hollered as he slapped a few bills down on the table, "You're on Leiutenit Abarai, the big guy has this all wrapped up!" Rikkichi replied as he too offered up some kan, "What's going on here?" Ichigo asked curiously as he approached what seemed to be a fight between two Soul Reapers and a crowd cheering and placing bets, "We're betting on wich one of the new guys nocks the other one out first," Renji explaind, "What? That's terrible! You can't do that!" "They can and they do all the time," Rukia replied as she approached the scene, "Rukia you gotta get them to call this off," she shook her head, "Sorry, nothing I can do, it's like a tradition in over half the squads in Seiretei," she replied, "But..." "Let's go Ichigo," he sighed and reluctantly followed her, "In Soul Society gambling is just as popular as it is in your world," she explained, "It is?" "Ofcourse, you don't think the human nature to gamble dies when you die do you?" "Well when
Spark Atribulations chpt1Spark Atribulations chpt14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter one- Escape Artists
Been too busy and haven't had access to a decent terminal as of late. I'll be going silent again for a little while after this. Thought I might as well drop off these pics though. Don't be surprised if they aren't exactly the best in the world, I haven't exactly been in a good mood as of late. Friend's been accused of being a traitor and was recently forced to hightail it. What tick's me off is that he's been nothing but loyal to the cause. It's his fragging superior. He never liked him to begin with, claiming that he only attained his position by being a kiss-aft. If that were true, he'd have long been dead.(not to mention I'd want nothing to do with him)
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I'm sorry to hear about that, I hope your friend makes it back safely somehow. I'm sure that if he is as loyal as you say things ca
'Just Be' [Jean x Reader] Ending 2: DISAPPEARANCE'Just Be' [Jean x Reader] Ending 2: DISAPPEARANCE1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Author's Notes: This is the second alternate ending for the Just Be series, as such there are massive fic spoilers abound. Just like the 'Decision Ending,' this ending takes place chronologically in the immediate aftermath of the Battle of Trost, after Part 31, and illustrates a different outcome of Part 32. Hope you enjoy!
The wait was agonizing. Hour after hour ticked by as you sat hunched against the wall, face buried in your hands.
Resting on the other side of the recovery room was Jean. Lightly bandaged, he sat at a table, his hands folded together and tented up in front of him. His eyes, framed with dark circles, were shut tight. His forehead rested against his knuckles. Quite frankly, he was faring no better than you were.
Outside, the blasts of cannon-fire persisted, like a relentless storm. With the gate sealed, the final operation to mop-up the remaining Titans was under way.
… There was still no news of Marco, and by this point
War Of Hearts pt.5War Of HeartsWar Of Hearts pt.54 years ago in Romance More Like This
Ichigo continued to toss and turn in his bed, eyes snapped tightly shut, teeth grinding against eachother, small wimpers of distress exiting his throat, "M-MOM!" he shouted, sitting straight up in bed, he felt his chest heaving and his breath rapidly entering and exiting his lungs, he put one hand up to his forehead and felt how the sticky sweat rolled onto his fingers, another nightmare... for once though it wasn't about his mother, it was about Ulquiorra Shciffer, the Espada he had torn apart, and he had been calling for his mother out of fear, not greif, "R-Rukia..?" he wispered, looking over to see the sheets of his bed jerked back and Rukia no longer there, "Rukia?" he called again, getting out of bed and walking towards the closet, thinking that she may have decided to sleep there tonight, he slowly opened the door and still, no sign of her, frowning and nitting his brows, he walked out of the room in search for his little freind
"Rukia?" Ichigo called a
Twilight Vs. Harry PotterTwilight Vs. Harry Potter6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
*The Cullen's and friends of Harry and Harry go to the library*
Bella: Oh my goodness Edward everyone hates me, Jacob hates me because I'm a rubbish friend and Charlie hates be because I kept sulking when you went away, and Mike hates me because I ditched him and...*continuous whining*
Edward: Oh Bella Please...
Bella: Even that librarian hates me! How is that fair?! I don't even know him. It's not like I have an over-due book of anything, I never even got a book from here because it's such a rubbish library because it's in a rubbish town that I have to live in, that's so depressing! Why do I have to live in such a boring town?!
Rosalie: Shut up.
Hermione: Oh my goodness she's as bad as Harry!
Harry: My scar is hurting! Oh my goodness it's so bad, Voldemort's going to kill me, my parents are dead and I have to live with my horrible aunt and uncle, everybody hates me! Since when was global hating allowed? I'm meant to be famous! But everyone says I'm the heir of Slytherin and...
The HeatThe Heat4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I had pale skin, which had this terrible habit of burning at the slightest exposure to that heat.
So did my brother, Simon. We often went to the beach together, all for the purpose of complaining how we hated the heat on our red stained shoulders. I'd get mad at him for taking me there in the middle of the day, while in turn he'd get mad at me for not bringing the sunscreen.
Then as he drove me back, we'd laugh at all the tan people for their loss of hatred for the heat. For hating the heat was something Simon and I loved to do. One day we were going to drive to Alaska and escape it. We'd then feel we could truly say we'd defeated the heat we hate.
Once we got home, father would get angry at us. He would scream and cry because we looked like her, who never came back. Then he'd hurt us, much in the way the heat does. After he was done, shaking and shivering, he'd leave to drink more.
I still remember seeing the look in my older brother's eyes as my father left and I wonder if it truly w
Good GreifGood GreifGood Greif4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Oh, darling, don't you ever grow up, don't you ever grow up
Just stay this little
Oh, darling, don't you ever grow up, don't you ever grow up
It could stay this simple
"Hey Yuzu," Ichigo said happily as he walked outside and got the mail, "I don't want to talk about it!" she cried as she ran into the house past him, "...O....k...."
"Hey Rukia do you know what's wrong with Yuzu?" Ichigo asked as he walked into his room and flopped down on his bed next to her, the motion causing her to be pushed off the mattress into the air for a split second only for her to land back down on her nees like she had been, her marker not leaving her sketchpad and not skipping a beat, "No, why do you ask?" she replied with a hum as she continued drawing, "Because I just ran into her last night and she was really upset... acting weird too..." "Why don't you ask her?" "She said she didn't want to talk about it," "So you DID ask her?" "No, she ran up to me and screamed tha
TearTearTear4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"You will be here Friday won't you?" Ichigo asked with raised eyebrows as he stared over at Rukia, who was doing something or other with markers and a sketchpad, though to him it didn't look like her usual doodling, "Ofcourse I will, I wouldn't miss your birthday for the world," she replied, turning in her chair and smiling at him, "I realize that I haven't been here the last two years... but that's going to change," "It wasn't your fau-" "Still, I'm going to be here for all of your birthdays from now on, I swear it,"
Rukia hummed lightly and put her crayon down on the desk, "Ichigo where are the scissors?" she asked as she turned lightly in his desk chair, "Should be some in the drawer," he muttered back, not looking away from his manga, she opened the top drawer of his desk and started rummaging around for them when she heard the beeping of her phone, so, she momentairily turned away from her crafty mission and picked up the ringing device, "Hello?" she answered as she pressed t
PeacePeacePeace4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Ichigo I have to go back to Soul Society for a few days alright?" Rukia said as she popped out of her gigai, "What is it this time Rukia? A meeting? A party? Could it hurt to tell me?" he asked, a little irritated with the fact that she never told him WHY she had to go back to Soul Society, just that she did, it was always like that though, "A funeral," she replied as she leapt out the window, "....Oh....."
"Ah Mr. Kurosaki~~ How can I be of humble service to you today?" Urahara asked with a grin as he fanned himself, "Open up a gate Urahara," "Do I get to hear the magic word~~~?" Ichigo sighed and rolled his eyes but since he was in a hurry decided to go ahead and amuse the shop keeper, "Please...." he muttered, "Oh I'm sorry! Our magic word for today was 'tuna'! Tuuuuuuuunnaaaaaaa," "I'm in a hurry!" he groaned, "Alright alright, so pushy... you must be gonig after Miss Kuchiki," "So?" "Well you must've screwed up pretty big if you're going to bother her during a funeral...."
Love N' Life pt.250Love N' Life Part 250Love N' Life pt.2504 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Loose Pig Part 1
"How......? Just... just.... HOW?!" Ichigo muttered as he stared at the newspapper in front of him, he didn't often keep up with news, he was far too busy for that... but when Rukia slapped this front page newspapper in front of him he couldn't help but look, "I haven't the foggiest," Rukia replied with a shake of her head as she finished cleaning up from breakfast, "Don't we have better security than this? I mean we sure as he-" "Languege Ichigo," ".....Sure as HECK... had alot better security when I was trying to rescue you all those years ago! A HAIR wouldn't get in this city much less a PIG..." Ichigo said, yes it was true, somehow, some WAY someone's pet pig had gotten loose and was now roaming about the city creating havoc, "Well Ichigo that was then, the rules were too strict, now that you've taken over you've-" "Gotten soft?" "No... I was going to say you've made the rules more reasonable..." "So you're saying security is lax because o
I'll Defend YouI'll Defend YouI'll Defend You4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Please?" "No," "Please?" "No," "Please?" "Ichigo I SAID no," she replied as she tried to pull away, "PLEASE?" she sighed and looked down at the man clutching her arm, "Why do you want me to stay so badly?" she replied, tugging her arm away from his hand and crossing both arms over her chest, "Because I just ..." he sighed, "I can promise you that I won't stay if you don't give me an explination... but depending on your answer I MIGHT change my mind," she relented, making him perk up, "ONLY if you tell me the truth though," he bit his lip and looked down, "Is it so horrible that I don't like it when you leave? That I just want to spend time with you?" "We spend alot of time together Ichigo," "Yeah but.... everytime you go to Soul Society.... it's always like you almost never come back for one reason or another... and besides, we FINALLY have time to ourselves without any world-dominantion-planning-evil-mastermind to kill, can't we just relax? Together?" she smiled sligh
The Cook OutThe Cook OutThe Cook Out4 years ago in Humor More Like This
(A/N: This fic is a parody, anything not explained is up to the readers to decide, a certain child's other parent for example, not many pairings in paticular in this fic so you can make up your own)
"I think we should have a cook out," Rukia paused in her reading, hesitantly looking up from her book and glancing around the room as if the words dropped out of the sky from no where... "What?" she asked, turning to Ichigo with raised eyebrows, he shrugged, "I said I think we should have a cook out," he replied as he took the iron off of the shirt it had been pressed on and set the hot iron upright on the board, seeing that irons were a relatively new thing in Soul Society (not unlike the bizzare amounts of junk food brought in from the living world) and Ichigo was afraid that Rukia would burn herself, he is the ironer of the house, thus explaining why he was doing laundry after midnight and his pregnant wife was sitting in bed reading some manga of sorts, "What's that exactly
You Can Bet On It pt.10You Can Bet On ItYou Can Bet On It pt.104 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Part Ten: Day Zero: The Party/The Finale'
"Well? How do I look?" Rukia asked with a small smile as she exited her room, hair done up in a beautifull high ponytail, her kimono was a deep, dark blue with pink flowers embrodered on it, she looked so lovely... "Wow," he chuckled, "Well?" "Well you look gorgeous," he admitted quietly, her face turning a light pink, "Th-Thank you..." she muttered back, he extended his hand to her and she smiled, greatfully accepting it
"Hey Ichigo, so you still Rukia's server-monkey?" Renji snickered as he walked up to Ichigo and put his hand on his shoulder, "No, that bet ended a few days ago, now she's my GIRLFREIND," he replied with a smirk, "Right so you're STILL her sever-monkey then," he replied back, "No, actually she just lost a bet to ME yesterday," "Really now? So she's gonna be YOUR servant for a week huh? Well that'll be interesting," "Nope, I decided to raise the stakes," "Two weeks?" he asked with raised eyebrows, "No no, not
Show Some EnthusiasumShow Some EnthusiasumShow Some Enthusiasum4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Alright Hoodlums! Today is May 1st! If you don't know what that means you're either stupid or really need to get your memory checked!" Ms. Ochi stated as she slammed a book down on the desk, "For those of you who are in fact either stupid or have bad memories, today is 'Little Readers' day! That means that you senior students will be taking a partner in first grade to do a book report with, you'll have to agree on a book, write a report, and present the report in class, all the rules will be passed out now," she said, handing a stack of pappers to the first person in each row of desks, "Now remember that first graders can't read too well yet so don't be trying to do a book report on something like your science text book in order to get a good grade!" she warned
Ichigo and Rukia had actually gotten paired with twin sisters; Ichigo's partner was Kasaiko and Rukia's was Mizuko, and wile Rukia was plenty gungho for the project.... Ichigo was FAR less excited...
Ways to annoy sesshomaru...This was an absolutely hilarious collection of all the different things you can say to annoy Sesshomaru, and possibly end your life in the process…an original collection with a few of my own added…Ways to annoy sesshomaru...9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I don't remember which site I got these from, and I'm sorry if you don't want these posted, just email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I'll be sure to take them off…
80 Ways to annoy Sesshomaru
1. Dress him up like Inuyasha.
2. Poke him and run away.
3. Sing "Sesshomaru and (your name here) sitting in a tree..."
4. Say how great Inuyasha and the Tetsusaiga are together.
5. Play Truth or Dare and when he picks Truth ask him how he keeps his hair so shiny, soft and manageable.
6. Dress Jaken like Shippo.
7. Dress Rin like Kagome.
8. Practice the Windscar on him with a stick.
9. Put him in a baboon skin .
10. Constantly say how cute Inuyasha's ears are.
11. Ask him if he still has his severed arm.
12. Try on his fluff.
13. Take his clothes while he's bathing.
14. Play with his
The Best MedicineThe Best MeidicineThe Best Medicine4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Ichigo let's go!" Rukia shouted as the two scrambeled out of the window of the classroom, "Rukia, don't forget to tell Chappy-" "I know," she said, turning to her gigai, who was smiling all too innocently at her, and pointing to her eyes, then to the gigai, "Do NOT dissapoint me Chappy!" she shouted as she and Ichigo ran after the hollow attack in progress
"Ah that was easy enough, we didn't even both need to come out here," Rukia mused as she and Ichigo walked towards the school, "Yeah but you know I don't like you going out on these things alone anymore," he replied, slipping into the school window with Rukia right behind him, "Hm? Where'd everybody go?" Rukia asked as she observed that everyone was gone, "I don't know... it isn't lunch time yet," he mused, they exchanged worried glances and ran out of the classroom and into the hallway were they saw the entire class standing over the stairs looking down, "What happened!?" Rukia screamed as she ran through the
Love N' Life pt.251Love N' Life Part 251Love N' Life pt.2514 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Loose Pig Part 2
"You have got to be kidding me," Ichigo muttered with a deadpanned expression, "Now Ichigo don't be mad," she said with a slight, nervous laugh, he stared at her for a moment, eye twitching, "Mad? Oh Rukia don't be silly, I'm not MAD.... I'm HORRIFIED," he replied, she frowned at him, "Ichigo stop being a nuisence," "I'M being a nuisence?! YOU are the one who brought a PIG into the house!" "Well what was I supposed to do Ichigo? He was outside pawing at the door when I came home all cold and hungry...." "Leave him there? And he wasn't 'cold and hungry' he's fat and it's still early fall!" he replied, she stared for a moment, "But Ichigo! We can't just leave him all alone to suffer in the world!" "'All alone to suffer'....? Rukia you have GOT to be kidding me...." he muttered unbelievably, "I mean a dog is one thing, a cat is one thing, a kid is one thing but I DRAW the line at LIVESTOCK," he replied, she huffed, "He is NOT 'livestock' Ichigo,