Ways to annoy PinheadHmmm....soo...YOU want to annoy the frikin HELL out of Pinfrid do you? WEEEELLL... You came to the right place! This will show you some of his BIGGEST peeves..Ways to annoy Pinhead4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Call him by his human name-Elliot
2. make him a balloon animal, and right before you give it to him, pretend to trip and pop it on his pins
3. hang your keys on his head
4. Resist his persuasive charms. say your too good to fall under his spell (too late for me )
5. Send him to heaven
6. put rubix stickers on the box
7. Reconfigure the puzzlebox and send him back to hell, and yell: WHAT DOES THIS DO
8. Inject him with pain killer-OOOOOOO you should run away after that...
9. lock him in a room with a bunch of screaming fangirls on their "time of the month"-OUCH
10. touch his pins and talk like salad fingers saying: Ruuuusssstyyyyy...
11. Remind him about the hellraiser remake
12. stare at him with a crazy smile. when he gets really close to your face-at the right time-scream like a maniac and send him running x3
TLoS: World at War prologue"She is just like me!"TLoS: World at War prologue4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Spyro watched the once evil black dragoness named Cynder, shrink into a much smaller being about his size. Spyro didn't have time to think, for the portal that Cynder had placed the crystal containing Ignitus's powers began to collapse and suck everything in.
"Dude, we gotta get out of here!" said Sparx, more than ready to leave.
"I can't just leave her here! I've got to save her!" shouted Spyro, watching as Cynder was slowly being pulled in.
"What?! Save the beast that's been trying to kill us?!"
"That wasn't her fault! She was being used by the Dark Master!" Spyro said adamantly.
Spyro then flew back the moment Cynder was pulled in. Moments later, Spyro was flying out of the portal with Cynder in his forepaws.
"Now we can go!"
"Right behind you buddy!" exclaimed Sparx, relieved they were finally moving.
Spyro beat his wings as hard and as fast as he could towards the portal that opened on the other side of Convexity with Sparx right behind him. Before he could
Joker Fanfic part XVIRebirthJoker Fanfic part XVI5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hand in mine, into your icy blues,
and then I'd say to you, 'We could take to the highway'.
With this trunk of ammunition, too;
I'd end my days with you in a hail of bullets."
In HIS MockeryJason could hear voices, yet everything was still pretty muffled. Grunting he pushed himself to full-out consciousness. His blue eyes springing open only to close again at the explosion of light. "Ugh..." he meant to state but it came out more a muffled group of m's . He felt it then. Full-out feeling. Ropes tightened over his wrists and elbows and arms keeping them behind him. His knees and ankles also tied, pulled back and tied to his wrists in a very tight hogtie. Todd's blue eyes sprung open again, this time ready for the light as he began to struggle. The wadded cloth gag bulged his cheeks.In HIS Mockery3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
What the hell had happened? He couldn't remember. His eyes rested on the men sitting at a table in front of him, yacking and playing poker. "Hey!" he yelped as loud as he could with the gag. One of the men turned.
"Hes awake." The other men, all five, now had their attention on the struggling boy.
"Easy, Jason, struggling won't do you any good. You have a long day ahead of you and we need you t
Revenge On Red HoodRevenge On Red Riding HoodRevenge On Red Hood6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods as usual. She was wearing a white dress which looked more like a robe, with wide long sleeves which end at her wrists and ends shortly above her ankles.
Also the dress has a few grey patches. Additionally she is wearing a red cape with an attached red hood which gave her the name Red Hood. Unfortunately she had no shoes and so she had to walk barefoot
Like so often she was on her way to her grandmother, not aware of the danger that lies in front of her. From one of the many bushes, two wolf children were watching her.
Lupina a girl, 12 years old, wearing a yellow shirt and a light purple dress and Wolfgang, 13 years old, wearing a red shirt and blue jeans.
As Riding Hood was walking along, past the bush Lupina and Wolfgang were hiding in, the two began to whisper: "Look Lupina, there she is." Wolfgang said.
"Yeah i see, let's get her brother!", Lupina answered and a moment later the two young wolves rus
NOES: Innocent Demon, Chapter INOES: Innocent Demon, Chapter I4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: INNOCENT DEMON
Chapter I: "The Gardener"
Written by Abri Isgrig and Diane N. Tran
Weeding the last remnants of dead leaves and grass with a three-pronged fork, Freddy Krueger rested on his hands and knees while he stabbed a small spade into ground. Its surface was dried and cracked due to the heat of the summer sun, but the seasons were changing and autumn was approaching. It was a new school year at Badham Preschool, just a week in. He chiseled a hole and scooped through the rich soil that hid underneath before he dug another one beside it.
The man whistled to himself and feigned ignorance to the fact that the three small children were sneaking up behind him, sniggering behind their tiny hands, as he pretended to be focused on planting the new stonecrops and chrysanthemums.
"Wanna play tag with us, Mr. Freddy?
Serial Killer Pickup LinesAre you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.Serial Killer Pickup Lines5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
The voices like your skin.
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
I think my medication is wearing off.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
Do you like consensual sex? Neither do I.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
Can you give me directions...to your heart? And kidneys?
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've li
NOES: Innocent Demon, Chapter IINOES: Innocent Demon, Chapter II4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: INNOCENT DEMON
Chapter II: "Déjà Vu"
Written by Abri Isgrig and Diane N. Tran
"You, me, alone," grinned Freddy sinfully, laying out his easy charm unmitigatedly thick, like marmalade, while he curled his tongue under her ear. "Spread eagle between the Babies Alive and the Barbie Dream Houses. Faces lit. Bodies entwined. Our screams echoing across the halls. Whattaya say?"
"Tempting," Loretta forced back a moan, attempting to pull away before she did something she would really regret. "But the answer's no."
"Loooorretta," her name was drawn from his lips in a slow, low murmur, as his hand slithered under her dress and teased at her skin, watching her squirm and shiver with a throaty chuckle. "Do you really mean no? Cause you know what? I can hear," his fingers cupped between her legs and curled, causing he
Joker Fanfic ch. 1Concern (ch. 1)Joker Fanfic ch. 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was going to be the biggest night of my life, or at least one of them. Bruce had finally decided to make our relationship public. Before, he had insisted that we keep it a secret, so that I wouldn't be constantly harassed by the paparazzi like he was. Of course, the media had always known that we were friends, but they would've gone nuts over Bruce and me officially becoming a couple. I was tired of hiding and having to make excuses all the time, though. It wasn't worth it, especially with the increases in crime around Gotham. I didn't want to live a secret, restricted life when something could happen to either me or Bruce at any time. Bruce especially was a target; his billionaire status made him ridiculously liable to theft and other crimes.
So, with an intense reluctance that I didn't completely understand, Bruce decided to take me out on our "first" date. We were making a mode
Slasher JinglesJason Voorhees: Dashing through Crystal Lake, with a machete in my hand, I have some evil plans, to reek havoc in the land, I went from cabin to cabin, I killed them one by one, and if you think its over, the fun has just begun...Slasher Jingles4 years ago in Settings More Like This
Freddy Krueger: Dashing through Elm Street, with a glove upon my hand, I got a nasty plan to murder in the land, I went from dream to dream, I murdered them one by one, and if you think its over the nightmare has just begun...
Michael Myers: Dashing through the night, with a knife clenched in my hand, I got some scary plans, to slash upon the land, I'm killing my whole family, slashing one by one, and if you think its over, Halloween has just begun...
Pinhead: Dashing through some flesh, with knives upon my hands, I have some torturing plans, to bring suffering in the land, I went from soul to soul, I chained them one by one, and if you think its over, the pain has just begun...
TORASUTO part 8You were having a nightmare... Itachi paused, wondering if he should tell the blond about the Sharingan. I woke you up.TORASUTO part 86 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
B-but... you. Y-you were... i-in my dream, un. A-and your eyes... The Uchiha could hear fear in the others voice, so he decided to tell him everything.
These eyes are a kind of bloodline limit. The person who has it can go into other peoples mind and even dreams, trap them in illusions, cure or torture, between other things. He looked into Deidaras eyes and smiled slightly. I had to get into your dream and get you out of there... I couldnt wake you up. His smile fell as that thought came back to him I wonder why...
Kekkei-genkai, un. Whispered Deidara, more to himself than to Itachi.
You know about ninjutsu? He was surprised. Very few knew about the old ways and the era where most people had special powers, and even fewer were those who had it. For s
Freddy and Jason part 1Freddy and Jason Part 1Freddy and Jason part 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The sound of leaking gas pipes could be heard all around. It was dark and
menacing, Jason's eyes shot open and he leaned up rubbing the back of his neck.
Suddenly a dark laugh came from the shadows, he looked around (Where the hell
a I) he thought. "Well look who's awake" came an all too familliar voice. Jason got
up off the metalic floor, unstraped his machete from his left leg, he could feel
a sudden breeze on his chest. It was shredded open! The dark laugh echoed
around the boiler room. Freddy suddenly appeared at the top of a flight of stairs,
"hello hockey puck, did you like my present" he mocked. Jason glared at him, gripping
his machete tighter, " aww ain't that cute, mama's boy trying to act tough " he cooed, as
he walked down the stairs, "your in my world now now!". He pointed a claw in the
direction of a pile steel wire and then pointed at Jason, the wire flew
right at him pinning him to a wall by his wrists. His machete hit the floor
making a sound th
Drake and Josh TK: PART 1It was a dark day in the Drake and Josh household, a week after Megan had pulled her most nefarious prank yet, a confusing series of events which had somehow resulted in both boys spending a brief amount of time in Singapore.Drake and Josh TK: PART 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
After that traumatic event, Drake and Josh simply decided they were tired of the all the pranks that their mischievous sister Megan had pulled over their years, and after Josh had explained the philosophy behind the statement when push comes to shove they both realized that perhaps the only way Megan would stop pranking them was: A. Move away or B. Get Revenge. After Plan A didnt go quite as planned they decided maybe it really was quite necessary that they go back at her, perhaps just to let her know she couldnt just mess with them and not expect repercussions, this was to let her know the brothers werent going to let their baby sister mess
Horror Sleepover"REALLY?! A F*CKIN SLEEPOVER? WHAT ARE WE?! GAY 12 YEAR OLDS?!" screamed the angered Chucky.Horror Sleepover3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ghostface raised his armns "calm down Chucky! we arn't going to do anything, we just all need to stay here for the night. cops are still on our trail... and who said it was a sleep over?...."
Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees both remained slient,arms crossed over there chests. While Freddy Kruger began slamming his face into the wall. "Gowd!!! I can't take this any longer!"
Ghostface sighed "you guys are so annoying... anyway... I have food, you guys want any?"
Suddenly everyone rasied a hand up and shouted. "I DOOO!"
"haha, alright. what do you guys want?" chuckled Ghostface.
"Pizza!" shouted Chucky
"Burgers!" yelled Freddy
"........" Michael and Jason said nothing, but motioned there hands, pretty much meaning "I'll eat anything"
Ghostface smiled under his mask. "ooookkkkkk, i'll fix up some pizza and burgers."
They all smiled,and took a seat as they watched the cloaked killer disa
Sad Love - part 4 - SasoDeiWARNING: Sadness/emo-ness/depression/violence/self-injury lies ahead. Please dont read if you get depressed or triggered easily!Sad Love - part 4 - SasoDei7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
This story also implies yaoi, only read if you like it.
I wake up in the middle of the night, shaking and sweaty and feeling sick. I dont know why. I never know why. It happens all the time. I guess I have nightmares, but apparently I forget them the moment I wake up. I feel like Ive been chased, but I dont remember any pictures right now.
Sasori is sleeping, his arm wrapped around my waist. His head is rested on my shoulder, almost on my chest. I realize only now that Im lying in my bed, on my back, with a blanket on me. Sasori must have put it there after I fell asleep. Were both in our everyday clothes. He because he doesnt have his sleeping clothes with him and me because I was too tired to change them. It felt so good to fall asleep in his arms I didnt want to get up again.
I feel like throwing up al
Revenge part 10-DeisasoRevenge part 10Revenge part 10-Deisaso5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sasori lays down on his bed. This week has been horrible... On Monday he couldn´t wait for going to school because of...Deidara. He wanted to see him again so badly. But Pein told him that the blonde was ill. This pushed him into a very bad mood. He felt lost sitting in his classroom waiting for the end of the day. The hours seemed to be way too long...
Deidara didn´t return until Thursday. As he saw him again he liked to run there and hug his beloved Deidara. But he hold himself back. The boy looked like he would break into pieces if Sasori hugged him. He was so pale and he had big bugs under his eyes.
The whole week Deidara didn´t pay attention to him nor to anything. He still was ill. Sasori accepted that but he missed the blondes voice.
Today I have to go to this fucking party... I´m not in the mood for anything like that. May be I should stay in my room.*
Sasori stands up again and walks downstairs into the kitchen.
"Hey Sori! What´s up
Revenge part 3- DeisasoRevenge part 3Revenge part 3- Deisaso5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The first lesson was annoying. As he walked through the door everyone stared at him. Whispers could be heard like:
"Look at him...or her? Who is it?"
Deidara didn´t care about it much but as the teacher asked him who he was, he blushed. He knows this teacher for two years. Deidara can't believe that he looks that different!
One lesson later:
Now he walks through the corridor to his next classroom. His heart beats fastly.
*Sasori will be in there... Hopefully this ass will like me that way, un! Otherwise everything would have been useless... Stay calm, Deidara, un! You know what to do! You are the resistless weapon, un.*
He breaths, then opens the door. The others are already there, as planned.
* "You have to be late! That will catch everyone's attention. Everybody will watch you ...most important: Sasori will watch you!", Konan smiled.*
Everyone turns around to see who is late.
Revenge part 6-DeisasoRevenge part 6Revenge part 6-Deisaso5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
* I have to do unexpected things, right, un? Then what wouldn´t he expect... UN, I have an idea...*
Deidara smiles and walks into his classroom. He realizes that the seat next to Sasori is free. That bastard claps on it while grinning from ear to ear.
"Hey cutie! Sit down next to me!"
Deidara follows the order. Sasori looks a bit confused but still satisfied. Deidara puts his book onto the table. Once again he feels this hot breath on his face...
"Hmmm, you´re so delicious, my sweet blondie!", Sasori whispers into his ear and strokes his soft blonde hair. "I remember you!"
The blonde faces him confused.
"What do you mean, un?"
"I noticed that you were the blonde who protected his little friend...Leila."
"...Un, that was me..."
"Therefore I understand why you dislike me, Deidara. But you have to know that I won´t give up until I fucked your ass."
"...That isn´t the reason, un."
"What reason do you have then?", Sasori asks irritated.
Deidara's Story Ch.6Chapter 6: ReminiscenceDeidara's Story Ch.67 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was awkward, yet amusing. How did...no, how could he have managed to do that to himself? Sasori opened a small door like panel on the right side of his chest, containing nothing but chakra. The blond stared into it...pure chakra. Next to that, it seemed to be...his heart. Pulsing veins surrounded it. Deidara averted his gaze from the puppet body, fixing his deep blue eye into the murderous brown ones of Sasori's. He looked calm, but bored as usual.
"Anyway~," The red head sighed into his sentence. "Is that curiousity still lingering about on what's in my basement?" Deidara nodded in reply, Sasori making his way to the basement with Dei right behind him.
As the puppet clicked the door open, he flicked a switch, which turned on many lights, to reveal what seemed like a whole warehouse of puppets... Puppets that resembled elderly men and women, adults...even children and babies. There was even this puppet that was completely identical to the sandaime Kaze
Fragments of You and Me Chap 5Fragments of You and MeFragments of You and Me Chap 57 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Warning! Yaoi!! LEMON! KakaTobi!! Shonen Ai!! DeiTobi!! Dont like, dont read!!
Chapter 5 : To Heart
His head was spinning. He wiped off the blood spattered on his face. Deidara pulled himself up to survey his damage done. The pink haired girl was still uncocnsious, lying in a large puddle of blood. The kyuubi was hanging over a tree limb, limp. Deidara smirked. The kids underestimated an Akatsuki ninja for the first and last time. He pulled out a tiny lump of clay and transformed it into a bird, placing the kyuubi onto the birds back. Tobi!! he yelled into the mountain scape. Lets go!! Were done here! But nothing answered him. Tobi!! I said lets go!! but noone resp
Revenge part 5-DeisasoRevenge part 5Revenge part 5-Deisaso5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Deidara didn´t sleep at all that night. He yawns and walks into the bathroom.
"Uah, un! Creepy!"
He has dark bags under his eyes. And his hair is sooo messy. It will take hours to comb it.
"Shit, that bastard stole my sleep and just because of his fucking kiss, un! I should have known that he would do something like that, un..."
He punshes the wall angrily.
Ugh, a boy kissed me, un...not just anyone but SASORI! ...Hmmm, but it was kind of amazing, un...he´s a good kisser...WHAT THE HELL DO I EVEN THINK? He is stupid, arrogant, bitchy, heartless, sadistic, he´s simply the biggest ass hole of the world, un!!!*
With that he turns on the music and starts preparing for school.
Sasori blinks slightly...7:20 o´clock....
He jumps out of his bed. School starts in 25 minutes.
"I have to hurry up!"
He puts on a black shirt with two red stripes crossing his chest. ...Blue jeans....then he runs into the bathro
Revenge part 2- DeisasoRevenge part 2- DeiSasoRevenge part 2- Deisaso5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The next day was rainy.
"Uff, rain sucks, really, un!"
Deidara stands up and walks into his bathroom. He lives with his mother in a beautiful little house, but most of the time she is working. So it´s like he lives alone. But that doesn´t matter for him. If he feels alone he meets his friends. He has only two friends: Konan and Leila. But that´s enough for him. Deidara looks into the mirror.
"Hm, what would that bastard like? If I changed my hair colour? No, I wouldn´t do that!"
Deidara loves his golden hair. He never could part with it. His hair is almost shoulder-length but he hides it always under a cap because he worries about the opinion of the others. What would they call him? A girl? Sometimes he dreams of having long hair that blows in the wind. But no one ever said that it would fit him. As he was younger his mother always forced him to go to an hair dresser. Because of that he hates to have it short. He likes it when it strokes his
TORASUTO part 20We should get up... Whispered Itachi, kissing Deidaras neck.TORASUTO part 205 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Why, un? Whined the blond, enjoying the time they were spending there. I want to stay...
Arent you hungry, Dei? Deidaras stomach answered for him, making him blush and nod. So lets eat... The Uchiha stood, helping the blond up, and they walked to the kitchen. They were holding hands, not wanting to let go of each other.
Deidara sat on his chair, and Itachi served two plates with the food his blond had done before, setting one in front of Deidara and one for himself.
After they finished, they moved to the living room. Itachi sat down on the couch, looking at the television, while Deidara lay down and rested his head on the brunettes lap. Questions started racing through his head, things he wanted to ask, but was afraid. Finally, he made up his mind.
I-Itachi... He started, looking up at his boyfriend. I wanted to know...
Mine Alone - Have my SoulI cannot rid her from my thoughts.Mine Alone - Have my Soul4 years ago in Horror More Like This
Since the moment we met, she has circulated inside my mind.
I met her as a beautiful young teenage girl, and she blossomed before my very eyes into an irresistible woman.
Through the long years we were apart, I have felt her presence with me.
I must stop myself from anticipating, every time the barriers are broken down, it will be her I am called to greet.
Thrice, this has happened.
I feel as though I am entitled to more, at least once more.
I certainly enjoyed making the one who broke her heart suffer.
Not only was jealous rage my motivation, but the rage directed toward their treatment of her.
After one has taken her heart, why would one ever conceive of breaking its sacred commitment?
I made them feel my wrath, as I wish I could have made her other companion feel my wrath.
I long to bring her to me once again, to entice her, persuade her to come with me, to be mine and mine alone.
No test of time could ever affect her dominance over my thoughts.