How To Survive a Horror Movie1. If you're a blonde then you're dead-meat. In the movies blondes die first so maybe dye your hairHow To Survive a Horror Movie6 years ago in Horror More Like This
2. Never sleep with another person when a killer's on the loose, doing this will somehow get you killed (maybe they're pro-abstinence)
3. Killers usually show up at parties so don't throw one or go to one (they are apparently against having a good time)
4. Don't be high, because you'll have no clue what's going on and think you're on a bad trip
5. Don't be drunk, you'll be falling all over yourself and end up dead real quick
6. Never go anywhere alone. Separating from the group will get you killed easily
7. Don't wear high heels, they're just not slasher film friendly and you'll trip - instead, opt for the cute running shoes
8. Do not go investigate any strange noises, because don't you know it's the killer and you're falling into his trap?
9. If you're home alone and you know something's in the house then seriously get the hell out
10. If the killer is near you do n
TLoS: World at War prologue"She is just like me!"TLoS: World at War prologue5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Spyro watched the once evil black dragoness named Cynder, shrink into a much smaller being about his size. Spyro didn't have time to think, for the portal that Cynder had placed the crystal containing Ignitus's powers began to collapse and suck everything in.
"Dude, we gotta get out of here!" said Sparx, more than ready to leave.
"I can't just leave her here! I've got to save her!" shouted Spyro, watching as Cynder was slowly being pulled in.
"What?! Save the beast that's been trying to kill us?!"
"That wasn't her fault! She was being used by the Dark Master!" Spyro said adamantly.
Spyro then flew back the moment Cynder was pulled in. Moments later, Spyro was flying out of the portal with Cynder in his forepaws.
"Now we can go!"
"Right behind you buddy!" exclaimed Sparx, relieved they were finally moving.
Spyro beat his wings as hard and as fast as he could towards the portal that opened on the other side of Convexity with Sparx right behind him. Before he could
Horror Movies ListTOP TEN THINGS KILLING THE HORROR GENREHorror Movies List4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
10) Poor acting in non-campy horror movies
Reason: Out of all the movies I've seen and critiqued the thing most frequent is the amount of bad actors/actresses in non-campy horror based movies. Hostel part one and two fit this because of the over glorified gore and violence doesn't sell for crap acting.
9) The obvious clichés
Reason: All horror has clichés but it seems more repetitive in New Age horror; overly violent, gory, stupid heroes/heroines, explicit scripts, and poor execution. Rob Zombie's remake of 1978 Halloween is an example because the beginning starts out great but towards the end it drifts off and I loose touch of the atmosphere. Lori Strode from Carpenter's version she was strong and smart, in the remake she lacked in strength and seem more defenseless. Strange isn't it.
Reason: You know a bad movie for having a massive budget but a horrible script. Plot-holes are what lessen
Sae's ThoughtsYae...Sae's Thoughts5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Will you ever come back for me?
I have been waiting for years...
Waiting for you to find me.
I stand at the gate of the Village
At the barrier of a place in which I can't pass.
Crying, as I wait agonizing night after night.
You still haven't come.
I don't know what I shale do without you.
They are still planning the Ritual.
But Itsuki is going to help me escape.
He told me to come see him in his cell tonight.
He told me that my father had the key.
I can get it.
I have the key.
I stole it from father a few moments ago, and I am about to go visit Itsuki.
He will tell me another way out.
So I can come find you.
I have to find you, Yae.
We must perform the Ritual...
Without you, I am nothing.
He hung himself.
What am I to do?
He was all I had left...
I'm going to perform the Ritual by myself.
The way Itsuki died.
I will become one with you and Itsuki!
I will make father proud.
I will be everything everyone wants
Chucky The Killer Doll! x readerChucky x readerChucky The Killer Doll! x reader2 years ago in Horror More Like This
The day had started off pretty well, but you knew it wouldn't stay that way. You had just moved into a new house with your pretty awesome doll roommate, Chucky. At times he could be an asshole, but you knew he meant well. It was the end of your school day, you were a high school student, and you tried your hardest to rush out the door, but unfortunately someone grabbed you by your school bag and slammed you into the lockers behind you. You groaned and rubbed the back of your head. Looking up, you frowned. I don't need this shit today. You thought to yourself.
A girl and a guy stood in front of you. The girl, a brunette who was rather tall and a little too skinny, laughed an annoying laugh that sounded like a semi-truck ran over a small animal. The guy, a sandy-blonde haired fellow with a face only a mother could possibly love, was the one who did that to you. The girl then took your school bag, dumping out all of the materials and threw your bag at you.
Freddy Krueger x readerFreddy Krueger x readerFreddy Krueger x reader2 years ago in Drama More Like This
You were sweating-no boiling in the heat of this summer's day, on the couch placed in the living room of Michael Myers' house. He was gone though, along with Jason and you didn't know where Freddy was. Not that you necessarily cared, but it would be nice to know where his is and how long you would be left alone. You had been living with the slashers for going on 4 years now and you were pretty content with living there. You groaned, the air conditioning didn't work and you didn't own a fan. You were already in shorts and a tank-top and really didn't want to take off any more clothing. "This.Is.Hell." The words slipped off of your tongue and hung in the thick air.
"That would explain why you're still here." Freddy spat, more than likely trying to be playful. His tone would suggest otherwise, though. Often times you would get upset with the the things he said, the comments he made and the tone of voice he gave you. But you sucked it up and mentall
Death Battle: Ryu vs Liu KangDeath Battle: Ryu vs Liu Kang2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Madness: Alright, the votes are in and the combatants are set. Let's end this battle once and for all.
Insanus: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The forest was relatively clear at this time of day. Nothing was heard except for the chirping of birds and the usual sounds of the forest. It was a perfect day. A perfect setting for a fight.
The crunching sounds of someone walking through the forest soon were heard, revealing a brown haired man dressed in a white karate gi and a red headband. Notably, the man was walking barefoot, ignoring completely the forest floor beneath him and if it was hurting his feet at all, he didn't show it.
Ryu had come to this particular land for a purpose. He had heard tales of a hero known as 'The Chosen One'. A warrior monk who won a 'Mortal Kombat' tournament, famed f
Apprentice. pt. 1Apprentice. pt. 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I open my eyes and look over at my alarm clock to see what time it is. It's 4:00 am. Why can't I stay asleep? Yawning lazily I pull myself up slowly out of the warmth and comfort of my soft bed. While I am removing the covers from my body I glace up for a moment. There beside my bed, there stood a tall dark figure dressed in a black robe.
This scares me. Without putting much thought into it, I reach out and grab this stranger by their shoulder to reassure myself that they are really standing there and that I'm not dreaming. Oh, this is real all right. Who is this? Why are they in my apartment?
The robed stranger says something in a deep and scratchy man's voice, "Amanda, you know who I am. I've helped you once already, but it seems like you need me again. I am very disappointed in you, but it'll all be fine soon enough. I will help you now."
He pulls down his hood and I see an older looking man. He had short fair colored blond/gray hair and icy blue eyes. He has a kind mouth, the kind
Chitose's ThoughtsItsuki...Chitose's Thoughts5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It's so dark here...
I don't know what direction is what...
Come find me...
I ring the bells every few minutes, waiting...
I wait for you to come.
You both told me you would come if I rang the bells.
You told me I was safe.
That you would find me no matter where in the house I hid.
But... It's been hours.
Mutsuki came up missing what seams like years ago.
But... you promised me you'd come.
But you left with THOSE twins...
And haven't gotten back.
And there are strangers in the house.
I'm hiding again.
I am making sure they don't see me.
But I'm trying to listen in.
I keep hearing "Sae" "Alone" "Yae" "Ritual" "Left"
Can you tell me what is going on?
Are you okay?
I want to find you... But I'm too scared to leave the house.
You still haven't returned.
Mother and Father left for a while.
They left me alone in the house.
I stayed in the closet.
When they came home, they where both crying.
"What happened?" I ask, f
Drake and Josh TK: PART 1It was a dark day in the Drake and Josh household, a week after Megan had pulled her most nefarious prank yet, a confusing series of events which had somehow resulted in both boys spending a brief amount of time in Singapore.Drake and Josh TK: PART 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
After that traumatic event, Drake and Josh simply decided they were tired of the all the pranks that their mischievous sister Megan had pulled over their years, and after Josh had explained the philosophy behind the statement when push comes to shove they both realized that perhaps the only way Megan would stop pranking them was: A. Move away or B. Get Revenge. After Plan A didnt go quite as planned they decided maybe it really was quite necessary that they go back at her, perhaps just to let her know she couldnt just mess with them and not expect repercussions, this was to let her know the brothers werent going to let their baby sister mess
Half Sound, Half Drowned Ch. 3I wake up again, every bone in my body aching like Ive just been run over by a bulldozer. As I open my eyes slowly, painfully, I become aware of the faint whimpering sound emanating from somewhere in front of me. My blurry vision clears, and I see Patrick, hunched over and pathetically tiny in his huge chair. I cant see his face because hes covering it with shaking hands. His pale fingers are stained crimson.Half Sound, Half Drowned Ch. 37 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
And then I can see that hes watching me, huge gray eyes peeking out between trembling fingers. I try to give him a look, some kind of sign, some kind of reassurance, but Im pretty sure that I fail miserably. The longer he stares at me, the more he trembles and whimpers. Like a puppy thats been kicked, beaten, half drowned, poisoned, and shot. I almost dont want him to move his hands, dont want to see the transformation thats hiding beneath those bloody fingers.
Then, all at once, I realize that hes not watching me. No, wh
Slasher JinglesJason Voorhees: Dashing through Crystal Lake, with a machete in my hand, I have some evil plans, to reek havoc in the land, I went from cabin to cabin, I killed them one by one, and if you think its over, the fun has just begun...Slasher Jingles5 years ago in Settings More Like This
Freddy Krueger: Dashing through Elm Street, with a glove upon my hand, I got a nasty plan to murder in the land, I went from dream to dream, I murdered them one by one, and if you think its over the nightmare has just begun...
Michael Myers: Dashing through the night, with a knife clenched in my hand, I got some scary plans, to slash upon the land, I'm killing my whole family, slashing one by one, and if you think its over, Halloween has just begun...
Pinhead: Dashing through some flesh, with knives upon my hands, I have some torturing plans, to bring suffering in the land, I went from soul to soul, I chained them one by one, and if you think its over, the pain has just begun...
Drake and Josh TK: PART 2Drake and Josh 2: A Dramatic AffairDrake and Josh TK: PART 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The two boys both re-entered, starting part two of their overly-complicated plan, switching off the light switches as they entered, they had both donned dark black robes they had borrowed from Eric and Craig who had apparently kept them for some cosplaying event, they held flashlights under their chins and groaned dramatically.
"We have come for you Megan Parker " Drake said, waving his hands.
"We are the demons and will destroy you if you do not stop annoying your brothers, especially Josh " The brother in question wailed, trying to sound spooky.
"Yeah right, if you guys are demons why are you tickling me?" Megan asked skeptically, jiggling her restricted limbs.
"Uh, because our, uh, employer doesn't like us hurting girls!" Josh stuttered, wildly improvising.
"Yes, our Lucinder does not like it when we do that!" Drake added, trying to sound scary.
"Ahem, it's Lucifer, Drake." Josh said quietly, a bemused expression on his face.
Joker Fanfic ch. 1Concern (ch. 1)Joker Fanfic ch. 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was going to be the biggest night of my life, or at least one of them. Bruce had finally decided to make our relationship public. Before, he had insisted that we keep it a secret, so that I wouldn't be constantly harassed by the paparazzi like he was. Of course, the media had always known that we were friends, but they would've gone nuts over Bruce and me officially becoming a couple. I was tired of hiding and having to make excuses all the time, though. It wasn't worth it, especially with the increases in crime around Gotham. I didn't want to live a secret, restricted life when something could happen to either me or Bruce at any time. Bruce especially was a target; his billionaire status made him ridiculously liable to theft and other crimes.
So, with an intense reluctance that I didn't completely understand, Bruce decided to take me out on our "first" date. We were making a mode
Joker Fanfic part IIIGetting Acquainted (ch. 3)Joker Fanfic part III7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I'm keeping her bound and gagged,
her clothes soaked in gasoline.
Hands tied around her ba
Not Even Trying: ADHDLazy. Selfish. Irresponsible. Pretty soon, I'm gonna be accused of being all those things; I'm gonna be grounded and back in hell again. My parents think I'm doing this on purpose. They think I just choose not to work. That I don't even try. If I'm doing poorly, it must be because I'm slacking off and must be punished for it. Because not doing perfectly means "not even trying".Not Even Trying: ADHD12 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
But I AM trying! If only they could see that! Of course, if I try to tell them that, I'm just "making excuses". Trying just doesn't seem to matter anymore. Sometimes I get everything done, am perfectly focused, and can concentrate on given tasks as easy as anything. Other times, I can't even seem to think in a straight line and everything just seems so distracting and overwhelming and I couldn't concentrate if my life depened upon it. Sometimes all I need is a break, and I can get back on track and concentrate; other times a break will only make things worse.
So I try to deny myself that break, and force myself
Half Sound, Half Drowned Ch. 2PeteHalf Sound, Half Drowned Ch. 27 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I wake up slowly, my head throbbing. For a few terrifying seconds, I cant remember where I am. I get that plunging feeling in my stomach that you get when youre walking up the stairs in the dark and you think theres one more step than there is, and your foot goes flying through thin air and for a few seconds its like youre freefalling through the darkness.
In most cases, however, your foot tends to hit solid ground eventually, and you just kind of stand there for a few moments and wait for your heart to stop pounding. Things dont turn out so well for me; I just go on freefalling as the memories flood back. Clear as day, I see the policeman holding a gun to Patricks head; the blinding headlights of the oncoming car that almost kills us; the Jokers leer as he pokes his head back at us; and poor, battered Tricky being beaten down by the Jokers nightstick. Last of all, I watch myself scramble clumsily out of the patrol car a
Half Sound, Half DrownedHurry up, Pete, I sigh, shoving my hands into my pockets. It does not take this long to pick out a damn stick of eyeliner.Half Sound, Half Drowned7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hey, shut up, he retorts without turning away from the makeup stand. You spent half an hour in that damn shoe store. Let me have my fun for a bit longer, okay?
But its getting late, Pete, I point out, unable to keep a bit of anxiety out of my voice. We need to head back to the apartment. Joe and Andy will be wondering where we are.
Joe and Andy can wait for ten more minutes, Pete mumbles distractedly, leaning down to inspect yet another display case of black pencils that all look the same to me.
But its not safe, Pete, I remind him anxiously, glancing out the window to the darkening sky outside. We really should get on a train before it gets dark.
Ah, pop a Midol, kid, he shrugs. Well be out of here in plenty of time
Joker fanfic part IIA Twist on Kleptomania (ch.2)Joker fanfic part II7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I couldnt help but keep wondering at Bruces unusual behavior that night. I considered calling him and getting to the root of the problem, but I knew my efforts would probably be fruitless. Bruce rarely took calls after nightfall; he was always out somewhere. Billionaires lead busy lives, I suppose.
My mind continued to buzz as I brushed my teeth, combed out my hair, and jumped into the shower. Usually I took my time in the shower- the hot, pounding water helped loosen the tension in my neck and shoulders- but that night I rushed through it. I still had that prickly, someones-watching-you feeling, and it made me uneasy.
Youre being stupid, I told myself as I twisted off the water and wrapped myself in a towel. I must be letting Bruces weirdness get to my head. All that champagne cant have helped, either. My assu
Hellraiser: Dangerous GameDangerous GameHellraiser: Dangerous Game6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It had been a long day for Kirsty as she was walking back towards her apartment after what seem like forever and wanting nothing more than to take it easy and relax.
Today seem to have taken the life out of her after having to attend her husband's funeral and then having the after party to attend, taking everyone's grief and support before everyone finally left and she was allowed to go home for the night.
The whole place seems so quiet and empty, almost void of any life at all now with her husband dead and she a grieving widow left in its' place.
Well not so much in grievance, more like glad to have finally get rid of that scumbag she had called her husband. And good riddance, she thought as she step in and went towards the kitchen to grab herself a cold bottle of wine.
She stood in front of the fridge and saw the picture taped there of her and Trevor and taking it off the door and holding it in her hand.
She could not believe what a fool she'd been thinking she knew ab
Serial Killer Pickup LinesAre you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.Serial Killer Pickup Lines6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
The voices like your skin.
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
I think my medication is wearing off.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
Do you like consensual sex? Neither do I.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
Can you give me directions...to your heart? And kidneys?
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've li
Sad Love - part 4 - SasoDeiWARNING: Sadness/emo-ness/depression/violence/self-injury lies ahead. Please dont read if you get depressed or triggered easily!Sad Love - part 4 - SasoDei8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
This story also implies yaoi, only read if you like it.
I wake up in the middle of the night, shaking and sweaty and feeling sick. I dont know why. I never know why. It happens all the time. I guess I have nightmares, but apparently I forget them the moment I wake up. I feel like Ive been chased, but I dont remember any pictures right now.
Sasori is sleeping, his arm wrapped around my waist. His head is rested on my shoulder, almost on my chest. I realize only now that Im lying in my bed, on my back, with a blanket on me. Sasori must have put it there after I fell asleep. Were both in our everyday clothes. He because he doesnt have his sleeping clothes with him and me because I was too tired to change them. It felt so good to fall asleep in his arms I didnt want to get up again.
I feel like throwing up al
ItaDei Drabble"Hmm...well, this ones a no-brainer: Your obviously my number one." Deidara said, smilling. He and Itachi were sitting in the back seat of Kakuzu's car, who had offered to drive them home from their school's play: Goodbye My Fancy. All in all - the play sucked. But all their friends were in it, so they'd gone to see. Kakuzu's offer was quite generous, seeing as how they'd gotten a ride here anyway and Deidara was seven months pregnant. Also, the ride to Itachi's house was about a forty-five minute ride. Well, to pass time, Itachi had asked Deidara who the five hottest men he knew were, and he was answering. "My second...hmm, let me think..."ItaDei Drabble7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Itachi leaned against the back seat, waiting for the blonde to answer. When Deidara answered that Madara was his second and Tobi his third, he smirked in amusement; it wasn't a lie that his cousin was attractive. "So...who's your fourth....?" When Deidara paused in thought, and finally answered Sasori, Itachi stared at him in mock suprise and whack
Confessions of the HeartConfessions of the Heart7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was ten o'clock at night when a brown eyed brunet known as Judai Yuki was walking home from the movies. He was looking at the sky with a sad look on his face. 'I miss him so much' he thought. He was still looking at the sky when he bumped into someone. He looked up and was met by a pair of beautiful emerald eyes. In front of him stood a boy his age,17, with teal blue hair.
"J-Johan!?" he stammered
"Judai?" asked the bluenet."Hey how've you been?"
"Fine, W-What are you doing here?" he asked.
"We just moved here a few days ago. I didn't know you lived around here"
"H-Hai" Judai felt like he couldn't talk to Johan. When they first met at Duel Academy the two instantly became friends, but later on he felt weird around Johan. Then he relized he was in love