The words I say before I killDo you really have any idea about how it feels to really be trusted by someone who thinks you're crazy..? Are you scarred...? You shuld be..The words I say before I kill4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Chocolate Buttons"Chocolate buttons, la la la, how chocolatey they are, doo-bee-doo, I love them so, la di da!" Axl Rose sang out cheerfully, skipping through the door of the large apartment with a bag of Cadbury's chocolate buttons.Chocolate Buttons8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Chocolate buttons, oh chocolate buttons, I love them sooooooooo!" he finished, striking a pose and holding the buttons up high.
"Axl? What're you singing about now?" Izzy Stradlin appeared from the kitchen, long black hair tied back from his face in a black bandanna and his big, dark grey eyes hidden behind a pair of FCUK designer glasses.
"Buttons, Izzy! Chocolate buttons!" Axl turned to Izzy, dark blue eyes shining in childish happiness. "The almighty buttons!"
Izzy smiled warmly at Axl's expression. "Where's the rest of the guys? All out?"
Axl nodded quickly, throwing his long red hair around. "Yup! They're at a press conference for...something!"
"If you say so..." Izzy shook his head. "Can I have a button then?"
"No!" Axl clutched the buttons close to his chest. "MY b
Yum +House M.D. drabble+Whats that?Yum +House M.D. drabble+9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Its food, House.
It looks like a sheep barfed out its spleen.
Im not even going to ask how you know what that looks like.
I call it as I see it.
Dont judge what you havent tried. Its good. Want some?
I rather not. But for your pure amusement and to prove that the average human cant digest this toxic waste, I will.
A spoonful. Wilson waited.
Well? Its good, isnt it?
A pause. Nope, House said simply, licking the back of the spoon before handing it back to the oncologist.
Wilson shrugged. Suit yourself.
Wilson continued eating, the whole time House was watching. He leaned back against the couch and yawned.
Oh Jimmy, that reminds me. The hospital called three hours ago while you were in the shower. Something about an important meeting that starts...well.. House looked at his watc
One of Those ThingsOne of Those Things8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
One of Those Things
Hatake Sakiko met her reflection in the large full-length mirror one of her fathers had given her with a smile. Excitement bubbled within her as she tied her shoulder-length hair back neatly into a small ponytail. The shorter strands slipped out, but she brushed them back behind her ears hastily and grabbed her schoolbag full of books and other school supplies from the floor before heading out of her room.
The Mystery Of Wilson's LunchThe Mystery Of Wilson's Lunch8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Wilsons shout could be heard by almost all the people who were walking outside the house, and made tremble the floor down their feet.
Why the hell are you making such a scene? shouted back House, going there to see the oncologist hanging a tupper in front of his nouse.
What?... What is it? said House with the innocently look that could never fool Wilson again.
House looked into the tupper. Hum, well, probably you didnt realize it but its a sandwich...
I know that...! But what happened to it? Wheres is the missing part of my sandwich?
By a missing part are you reffering to that nibble?
Yes, mister, Im talking about that nibble!, said the oncologist going mad.
And why am I supposed to know?, asked Gregory, staring at him roughly.
Because youre the only one that would have done something like that to my lunch
Netherlands X Reader Chapter 7(f/n) lied comfy in her warm bed as she slowly began to wake up. She could hear the voices of her brothers from down stairs. She slowly sat up in bed. (f/n) rubbed the sleep out of her eyes then open the curtain so she could looked out of the window.Netherlands X Reader Chapter 72 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The sunlight shone brightly into the room. (f/n) open the window to let the early spring air into her room.
(f/n) slipped out of her bed. She stretched, then made her way to the bathroom to take a shower.
When (f/n) finish showering, she dried her hair and put her clothes on then headed down stairs.
"Good morning," (f/n) greeted
"Guten Morgen," Her brothers greeted back
"Where's everyone," (f/n) asked
"Vatti went to see Arsenius, and everyone eles is still a sleep," Ludwig told her
"They have jetlag," Gilbert added on
(f/n) nodded, then she went to make her breakfast.
Ludwig sat at the kitchen table reading the newspaper, drinking a cup of coffee. As for Gilbert, he was feeding Gilbird popcorn.
"So, what are you planning to do today Schwes
Slipknot: The MusicalSlipknot: The Musical11 years ago in Humor More Like This
I don't own slipknot. I don't think this ever happened but if it did, I'd be there with my camera. I do own the songs however. I wrote them.
Joey woke up and he thought it was any normal day. Oh, how he was wrong. It all began when he walked into the living room.
"The birds are singing, bells are ringing, it's a picture perfect day," Corey sang.
"The sun is shining, People ain't dying, It's a beautiful sunny day!" Mick added in a rather high voice.
"Yes! It's hard to make a fuss!" Sid added even higher, "In our quaint little bus! On such a lovely day!!!!"
"It's a picture perfect day!" sang Chris, Corey, Shawn and Mick "We're really glad we're here! It's a picture perfect day! Don't you think this song is just a bit-"
"IT'S A PICTURE PERFECT DAY!!!!" Sid, Craig, Mick and Jim joined in, and everyone started dancing, "WE'RE REALLY GLAD WE'RE HERE!!! IT'S A PICTURE PERFECT DAY!!! Don't you think this song is... a... bit, QUEEEER?!"
Everyone sat down as soon as the music had ended. Jo
An Unexpected ProposalAn Unexpected Proposal9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
An Unexpected Proposal
Hatake Kakashi had never been more afraid in his life. He was still shaking slightly, though he had tried to force his nerves to calm down. Get a grip, Hatake. Youve faced far more fearsome things. But he couldnt get a grip, even if he wasnt exactly sure what it was that was making him so scared. Am I afraid of failure? The worst that can happen is for him to say no.
And of course the worst is the most frightening part about it, Kakashi mumbled to himself as he reached inside his pocket.
Fire RisingI The PitFire Rising4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He came upon the child where the Pit opened up into the sky. It was a full moon tonight, brighter than the fires in the caverns. The child was watching the bats leave their nests and fly up into the night.
"You shouldn't stare for too long," he said. "You might start to think you can fly out too."
"You don't think I could?"
He gestured towards the bottom of the wall, where bones had gathered over the countless generations the Pit had served as a prison.
"Many have tried to climb out of here," he said. "They've all failed."
"That's because they've been doing it wrong," the child pointed up, near where the bats were streaming out. "See that ledge? That's what defeats them. Every single time one of us tries to escape, they stop at that ledge."
"It's a wide gap to the next ledge."
"Too wide, they think. The fear defeats them. So even if they jump, they fall."
"And I suppose you're the one who will make that jump."
The child shrugged. "When my legs are a bit longer."
Batman Dark night rises story Chapter One "The start of this mess"Batman Dark night rises story4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Oh my...." I could feel my heart pounding in both excitement and terror. I kept repeating, 'Oh my,' to myself... I had been called to Gotham City to work with a new inmate in they're top rated jail for all the worst criminals. I had been debreafed that this man was mutch worse then everyone else, Bane. I hurd all about him on the news, about the terrorist attack on the city. He had caused all that chaos in a matter of weeks? Mounths? I don't remember, it was to overwelming and at the time, I was to paniced about my cosin and his wife who'd been living there. Of corse they were fine in the end but the incedent gave me quite a fright. I Anastassia, 25, born in Russia but my parents moved to America when I was six, so I was fluent in both English and Russian, and was pretty good at
Follow MeFollow MeFollow Me10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"You might as well come out...Iruka-sensei."
The tan chunnin appeared in a puff of smoke. His disguise as an old crumpled newspaper hadn't fooled Kakashi. Kakashi knew that newspapers never had this week's best ramen recipe on the front cover.
"You got me," Iruka laughed nervously, a splash of red covering the large scar across his face.
"So then…" Kakashi started, leaning uncomfortably close, "mind telling me why you were following me?"
Kakashi blinked and waited patiently. Iruka's smile twitched, and he rubbed the back of his neck.
"I-I just wanted…I mean, I was headed…"
"In the same direction?" Kakashi offered helpfully.
"Y-yes! That's it! I was going the same way you were…"
"But that doesn't explain why you were trying to hide disguised as that…ridiculous thing."
"Ah well," Iruka mumbled, searching his brain for an excuse, any excuse, "I just wanted to…to TEST you!"
"Test me?" Kakashi asked skeptically.
"Well, what I mean is…I really wante
The Drunk Knight RisesI was joking around on facebook about The Dark Knight Rises when my friend and I began to change every one of Bane's quotes into drinking related ones. The rest of this came as a result. I hope you enjoy this goofy thing! Has some kind of spoilers I guess if you haven't seen the movie. Most of it is Bane since those are the quotes we remembered the best.The Drunk Knight Rises4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Catwoman "I'm sorry they took all your whiskey"
Bruce Wayne "No you're not."
Bane "Once you are reallly blasted, then you have my permission to vomit"
Bane "Now is not the time for drinks doctor Pavel. They come later."
Bane "Do you accept this man's toxicity level? Of all the drunks? Of ALL the drinkers?"
Bane "You know I have to pass out now. You can just imagine the good times"
Bane "Alcohol and whiskey are powerful drinks for the light weighted. But you and I are not lightweights, aren't we Bruce?"
Bane "You merely adopted alcoholism. I was BORN into it."
CIA Agent "What will happen if I take your drink away?"
Bane "It would be pai
Landlocked He hasn't slept well lately. He likes to blame it on me but I don't see how that could be true. I don't snore, I don't kick, I barely make even the slightest disturbance, and he's never complained before. Now, when I wake up in the middle of the night, still caught in the last wisps of a dream I can't remember, I reach for him. But he's never there.Landlocked5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Robert and I married two years ago, to the surprise of nearly everyone we know, and the disapproval of a few chosen family members. My mother has never approved of the seventeen-year age difference and our short engagement. She doesn't trust that our feelings are mutual and true. Robert calls her a nosy busybody in that cautious way of his, always worried about wounding my feelings. But there's too much honesty in everything he says for me to get angry. Like when he kisses me at night
EPIC RAP BATTLE KAGEKAO VS ZEHNDEREPIC RAP BATTLE KAGEKAO VS ZEHNDER3 years ago in Humor More Like This
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
It must have taken every ounce of your courage
To agree to fight me here
It would be foolish of you
To quit the battle now
You're already screwed
So fucking bow
You went insane when you were ten?
I've had killing instinct all my life
Nobody's gonna save you
Forget about ol' Slenderman
What, you really think I'll hand victory
To you on a silver platter
I'll invade your personal life history
You should be flattered
If no one else is up to the task
Then I guess it's up to me to kick your ass
Relieve yourself of your stifling mask
Show us all who you REALLY are
Aww isn't that cute
Zehndy's blabbing once more
I wish he was a mute
Even his fake voices
Left our ears ringing since April 4
Guess he was still pissed
About the first day of the month
But it's the whole point that you missed
I'm improvising, going off a hunch
Which is more than could be said for you
Got Jeff and Smile Dog
To prewrite your raps fo
For Samantha VoorheesLet me weave you a tale about a young girl, who later met the love of her life, a true and famous horror legend.For Samantha Voorhees6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Samantha, a fifteen year old teenage girl, was sitting close to the camp fire. She wears a black short sleeved shirt under a light green jacket, and a pair of blue jeans. Her brown eyes are the same color as her long hair, a purple and green bow is tucked behind her right ear. Samantha lets out a long sigh, and continues to stare at the fire. The others are sound asleep, she is alone with her thoughts.
Samantha then turns and glares at the dark corners of the woods, as a sudden sound of rustling terrifies her.
"Who's out there?" Samantha whispers, not wanting to wake the others.
She heard nothing, save the rustling.
Samantha jumps to her feet. "Who's out there?!"
Suddenly, a strong breeze blows up from the ground. The fire goes out, everything is dark. Samantha's heart slowly begins to race as the cold chills of fear paralyze her. Sudden screams of horror fill the very air S
Request--Truth or DareTitle: Truth or DareRequest--Truth or Dare6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Characters: Sari, Bumblebee, Jazz, Jetfire, Jetstorm, Prowl
Summary: (request) An innocent slumber party gets a little personal
Sari could hardly believe her luck. She'd honestly thought her plans were going to go up in smoke since the only one who wanted to participate at first was Bumblebee. After the incident with the pocket-bot when they first settled into the base, neither Optimus, Ratchet, nor Bulkhead wanted to be a part of another slumber party. None of them fancied getting attacked by the assembly line again, even if it was only paranoia by now.
Bumblebee, however, was willing to do anything with his best friend and had even suggested their other guests for the evening. The Jettwins had eagerly areed when they learned that games would be part of the deal, and Jazz had come along to keep an eye on them and maybe learn more about Earth culture.
After an hour or two of mindless games, most involving racing, the techno-organic managed
Analysis - Creepypastas and CharactersI actually attempted this thought a little while back; but my wording failed miserably and everyone thought I meant something else. So I shall try it again.Analysis - Creepypastas and Characters2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
When it comes to creepypastas, or any horror character really who has fans but not too much of a defined canon personality; they have two types of personalities. There's their Creepypasta personality, the one which they are given in their original story/point of origin; and their character personality, the one give and molded to them by fans.
The Creepypasta personality is often less interesting and more two dimensional and uninteresting. Jeff, for example, is like this in his origin story. He's a normal kid, goes crazy, and then is, well, insane. By this time he is a maniac who murders people; that's pretty much it. He isn't afraid of fangirls, he isn't a deep and sensitive person; he's a crazy killer who would stab you in the neck because why the hell not. He'll probably end up dead quickly, either by the obvious reason of you ca
Mortal Kombat ABCsA is for animality, when the fighters transformMortal Kombat ABCs6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
B is for brutality, killing with the most blood and gore
C is for Cyrax, the yellow robot. He got lost in the desert, where it's really hot
D is for dark prison, where you fight in a prison shower
E is for Ermac, the ninja with psychic powers
F is for fatality, of which there are many. When killing, blood spews out plenty
G is for Goro, the four-armed prince
H is for hara-kiri, killing yourself in a pinch
I is for immortal, which everyone seems to be. If they died in MK2 they'll be back by MK3
J is for Johnny Cage, he's in lots of movies
K is for kombat, this game doesn't like C's
L is for Lin Kuei, where Sub-Zero's the grandmaster
M is for Motaro, whose four legs help him run faster
N is for Noob, his best friend is Smoke. They both want to hang Sub-Zero till he chokes
O is for Oh my god, that's a lot of blood! That has to be 3 quarts at least, and that isn't good
P is for partnershi
Creepypasta the Fighters Stages*Slender WoodsCreepypasta the Fighters Stages2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Stage Finisher: The Winner throws the Loser to a tunnel where they get run over by a truck.
Stage Finisher: The Winner throws the Loser into a room where they are attacked by Russian Sleep Experiment Victims.
Stage Finisher: The Winner throws the Loser into a large buzz saw.
Stage Finisher: Rainbow Dash grabs the loser and holds them over a labyrinth. There are three options….
**Option 1: The labyrinth rotates forward and the loser is dropped and impaled by five spears on each side, separating into 4 pieces (Head, Upper Body, Lower Body, and Legs) as their blood flows out the spears pull back and the loser falls to the ground into pieces.
**Option 2: The construct rotates back and the loser is dropped and their lower part of their body is crushed by their sides from some Spike Pillars, only to fall again and have their torso crushed and finally their head crushed.
**Option 3: The labyrinth doesn't move while loser
Sadist - Chapter 5Sadist - Chapter 53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The next day, Esther is wondering about the tall man again. She thinks she may have approached too strongly, but she was determined to talk with him again. She had the day off today, so she planned on looking for him again.
* * *
Esther walked around the park that she had seen the tall man in. It was still early in the day, but she wanted to see if she could find him. She passed by several people, but not the tall man. She thought she saw him once, but it turned out she was wrong. Plenty of times she smelled smoke, but they were just regular people smoking.
Then she decided to go deeper, Esther found the little dirt path that he was walking the other night. She followed it into the woods to look around. She didn’t want to get lost, so she stayed on the trail. Esther searched the trees and looked for a sign of him, but she found none.
She saw several animals, which was nice; a large stag, a frisky squirrel or two. Esther decided to try the more urban areas. She walked out of the f
Hidden Behind A Mask - Part 3Hidden Behind A Mask - Part 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The hoot of an owl sounded, and managed to wake Ethan up. He opened his eyes slowly, and for his right eye, difficultly. Something seemed to be caked around his right eye, but he managed to look up.
He was lying on his back on the ground, in the middle of the forest; looking up into the sky. It was dark now, the sun had set and the numerous stars shined like gems in the sky. Ethan groaned, his entire body felt sore. Not quite remembering what had taken place, he tried to pick himself off of the ground, failed, and fell. He tried once more, and managed to sit up. He noticed a very strong scent in the air as well.
Something was off, his vision felt odd. The night seemed clearer to him, it was easier to point out different objects. His hand felt as if there was something on it. Ethan raised his right hand to look at it. Once his eyes made out the hand in the darkness, he gasped in horror at the sight of it.
Ethan’s right hand w
Meet Me At The ParkMeet Me At The Park3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Bradley was waiting in the elevator going to the third floor. He was making a visit to his girlfriend Cindy at her apartment. When the elevator reached the floor the doors opened and he stepped out into the hall. On his way to the door Bradley passed by several unfamiliar people but didn’t stop to greet them, he just kept walking. When he arrived at her door he reached out to knock but stopped. There was a note on her door addressed to him:
Bradley, Meet me at the park. ~Cindy
It was a little odd, but Bradley shrugged it off and turned to leave. He paused for a moment, he thought he smelled something. It was a faint sinister smell, like smoke. One of the residents of the apartment building must be a smoker, he thought to himself. He disregarded it and walked back to the elevator.
* * *
Bradley arrived at the park. He got
Forgotten Past - Part 1 - Chapter 7Forgotten Past - Part 1 - Chapter 73 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Kagekao opened his eyes, squinting at the bright light of sunset coming through the window. He coughed and lifted his hand to his chest, feeling the bandages wrapped around him that were caked with dry blood.
He tried to sit up, but a sharp jolt of pain came from his back; he groaned.
“Kage, don’t sit up; you have some deep gashes on your back.” A voice from beside him informed.
Kage lied back down and turned his head; Yuki was standing beside his bed.
“Mom, I-” Kage started to speak.
“Kagekao! What were you thinking?!” Yuki interrupted him.
“It’s just that I . . . umm . . . I just . . .” Kage stammered, slightly taken aback by the sudden angry words.
“Look at yourself; if your father hadn’t found you, you’d probably be dead in the woods!”
“It’s just that . . .” Kage growled, “It’s just that I hate that shinigami so much!”
“I know you do. But just b