93 Ways to Annoy Thundercracker93 Ways to Annoy Thundercracker:93 Ways to Annoy Thundercracker4 years ago in Humor More Like This
1) Remark on Thundercracker's apparent concern and sympathy toward humans. Decepticons are supposed to be ruthless, aren't they? This one's a real mechly D'con, let me tell ya.
2) Ask Thundercracker how it feels on being known as, "The other blue Seeker".
3) Remind Thundercracker all the times he bashed Starscream and his apparent inability to lead. Then remark in a stuck up tone how he ever got put on the commanding trine if he didn't really want to be part of the team and just sought to be rude to his trinemates.
4) Mention to Thundercracker how he seems to be one of the most frequent Seekers to fly away first. Ask him why that is.
5) Remark on how once Shrapnel once enslaved Thundercracker, along with others. Ask him how that was possible when he has no processor to begin with.
6) Call him TC/Thunder or 'Cracker as a nickname.
7) Ask if his primary function was always to be deployed as an Energon manufacturer.
8) Remark how Thundercracker enjo
Ben 10 Transformers: CH6 A young boy with short brown hair and blue eyes found himself laying on a cold metal table inside an alien laboratory. His arms and legs were spread out and bound to the table by metal cuffs, and a metal restraint kept his head from moving. The only thing he could see in front of him was a purple light shining down on him. "Where am I?" said the boy. Suddenly, he heard something that sounded like a series of needles tapping on metal. As the sound drew closer to him, the boy's heart beat went faster and faster. He felt something crawling up his body. Then something with big glowing red eyes, six bug-like legs, two short arms, and two long antenna came up to his face and looked at him in the eyes. The boy's heart beat went even faster as the creature grabbed his face with both of its arms. "Matthew! Matthew, wake up!" said the creature.Ben 10 Transformers: CH66 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Ben 10 Transformers: CH5 "Why would Decepticons break into a military warehouse," asked Gwen in the back seat.Ben 10 Transformers: CH56 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Knowing the Decepticons," said Dinobot through the com-link in Jade's badge, "I'd say that they're looking for heavily armed machines to transform into."
"Yeah. Some of them would want a vehicle mode with a lot of weapons, since they modified their robot modes for pure combat," said Sparkplug.
"Makes sense," said Kevin, "Military vehicles have more weapons than any other vehicle made on Earth."
"But, why would they break into the military warehouses near Bellwood," asked Ben sitting up front.
"Don't know," said Jade, "but we're going to find out."
WHERE IS IT! yelled Barricade as he punched his fist into the ground. Weve searched every one of these warehouses, and even though weve col
Ironhide: Reboot Ch. 1Author's Note: THIS FIC CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON. Don't read any further if you don't want spoilers. Otherwise, please read the description for this deviation.Ironhide: Reboot Ch. 14 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Summary: As Ratchet tries to come to terms with the loss of their greatest warrior, Chromia's denial is too deep to ignore. "I told you he was still alive."
Posted on fanfiction.net on July 8, 2011
Posted on dA on July 23, 2011
NOTE: Italics are flashbacks.
The Spark of Life
by Litahatchee/ Letohatchee
His faceplates were set in grim determination as his hands briskly scrubbed the rust away from the remains of his oldest friend. The remains were laid out anatomically on a work table. He had personally supervised the relocation of the remains himself to be sure that nothing was left out. The parts that had completely turned to dust were carefully swept up to make sure it was all saved. Even the dust was placed in its right place anatomic
Adel the Bounty HunterAdel belched. She had been drinking through all of her canteens the entire day just to keep herself hydrated while she waited for the target to show up. Now that the sun was finally beginning to settle, she didn't have to feel like she was sitting inside a baking oven on high any longer. She pat her rounded stomach, which was firm and taut with fat and water both. She belched again. It felt good to let it out now and then, manners be damned to hell and back. A little mewl started to creep its way up her throat, that tickle of excitement she got whenever she was bloated or stuffed this big, but she managed to swallow it back down. Now was the time for business, not pleasure. She refused to mix the two, as one was meant to lead to the other, and nothing more.Adel the Bounty Hunter10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
As of this moment, she sat alone on a smooth stone beside a dark desert highway. There was not a soul for miles. Cars never rode this way anymore, if many of them still rode at all. Yet she knew that the target would be passing this
The Strangest of Places [TFP/Rescue Bots]Chapter One: Food for ThoughtThe Strangest of Places [TFP/Rescue Bots]3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chief Charlie Burns liked to think that he was an easygoing guy. Especially for a single dad and police officer.
He was lenient with his children, though he couldn't really call most of them children anymore, and allowed them to have more freedom that most their age, even growing up. Three of the four were full-fledged adults now, and were currently attending Emergency Responders classes, to take up the mantle for the jobs that Griffin Rock so needed.
And then that left Cody.
Still mourning his mother's death four years ago, the boy was usually alone, whether it be at school or at home. Even now, as the chief made dinner in preparation for his elder children's arrival, Cody was up in his room playing video games or building model airplanes, or whatever it was kids his age did. It was disheartening, to say the least.
As Charlie stirred several pieces of chicken breast on the sizzling frying pan, his brow furrowed as he brooded, and decided that pe
Transformers Prime: Dawn of the Dinobots part 2All the humans and Autobots present had gathered around Grimlock as he prepared to tell them what had happened to him and the other Dynobots back on Cybertron. Miko was sitting down anxiously like a little girl about to be told a bedtime story by her father. Swoop stood next to Grimlock. He knew that Grimlock's damaged voice box would prevent him from giving some of the more specific details needed to tell their part, so he would fill in. Grimlock allowed everyone to settle down before beginning the story.Transformers Prime: Dawn of the Dinobots part 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"It all start back on Cybertron," Grimlock said again. "We Dinobots steal lots of energon from Decepticons. Then Shockwave blow it all up."
"We think he meant to steal it back," Swoop put in. "He put up a good fight but we held our ground. I guess when he saw that we weren't going down he blew up the energon so that we couldn't have it either."
"That sounds like Shockwave alright," Wheeljack said dryly.
"Shockwave make us look stupid," Grimlock said in annoyance. "We hunt him down. T
Transformers Prime: Dawn of the Dinobots part 3Ratchet finished showing Grimlock the video feed on the computer screen. With Airachnid in their base, Ratchet had convinced Prime to set up more security measures including video cameras. At the time, Ratchet felt he was acting like Red Alert, an old comrade of his who was in charge of security back on Cybertron. While the poor bot had a paranoid streak the size of Unicron, Ratchet did respect Red's attention to caution. Anyway, Ratchet had seen Swoop's little one-sided conversation with Airachnid and this really concerned him. This so called crush might instead be an unhealthy infatuation. While Swoop seemed to have good intentions, Ratchet did not see a pleasant end for the way things were going. Normally he would have told Optimus about this situation but he knew that was probably not a good idea. While Swoop was the nice guy of the Dinobots, even he had authority issues with Optimus Prime. So naturally Ratchet had gone to the one person Swoop would listen to: Grimlock.Transformers Prime: Dawn of the Dinobots part 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Friendship is Prime: PrologueIt was a bright, sunny day, in Equestria. The Canterlot Garden was filled with beautiful greenery and all different kinds of statues made by hardworking artists lined the garden's outer edge. However, one special statue was placed in the center of this lush garden. It is a statue of a Draconequis, a rare mythical creature whose body parts consist of those belong to a spectrum of other animals, from a lion's paw to an eagle's claw to a snake's tail to a bat's wing to a dragon's leg and even a pony's head! The peculiar thing about this statue is the position the creature is in. It appears to have arms outstretched, not for embrace but rather to try and fend off something. Its facial expression was one of absolute terror. Yet within this petrified sculpture, there lies a dark secret.Friendship is Prime: Prologue4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
At this time, if somepony was to observe the statue, at first glance nothing would seem out of the ordinary. However upon
War and Wings: Chapter 3--ShieldWar and Wings: Chapter 3--Shield3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Rated T for generic humor, romance stuff---no porn (I do not write slash), wartime violence, blood, Cybertronian cursing, and an eventual bar fight...
"Woah. Woah. Woah!" Bulkhead exclaimed, holding his hands out in front of him as if to physically bar the medic from continuing with his story. "You were sweet on a 'Con?" He demanded, his expression one of open revulsion.
"A reformed 'Con."Ratchet corrected, haughtily, "One of only a handful to realize there was more to the civil war than just differing 'ideologies'."
Optics still troubled, Bulkhead begrudgingly accepted Ratchet's statement with a slight nod of his head, all the while lowering his arms to rest.
Ratchet considered the larger mech's reaction with a sympathetic optic, and nodded understandingly. "Before the war, Megatron rose to power because he appealed to those that literally had n
Stuffed Succubi Part 1 of 3Stuffed SuccubiStuffed Succubi Part 1 of 33 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Part 1 of 3
"*NNNGG* Come.. On.. Jeans *NNNGG* Close! CLOSE!!" Opal growled, her voice strained as she struggled to clasp the opened flaps around her chubby midriff. These were her new jeans, the ones with the precut hole she'd finally gotten for her birthday after complaining for weeks how uncomfortable her old pair were getting around the tail. She'd worn them just the other week without any trouble yet now, try as she might, she just couldn't get them to reach across the bulge of her fleshy middle. And that wasn't even the worst part; the entire time she'd been sucking it in!
Opal finally gave up, breathing a heavy sigh and simply watched as her stomach ballooned outward to its full size. Larger and larger it swelled, 10 inches, 20 inches, 30- it just kept going!
Heat rose in her cheeks as she looked away, too embarrassed to watch herself blow up any further and looked anywhere but back down. As her eyes wondered, she caught sight of movement
The Babysitter (Part 5)After Tom took the sleepy girls off to their room, Kristi sat up from the couch, eliciting a small grunt of pain. Looking down at her slightly stained shirt, Kristi winced as she futilely attempted to cover up her distended stomach with the ill-fitting fabric. She couldn't even stretch the shirt down past to her pants before began making small tearing noises. Giving up, Kristi stood up, stretching her arms high above her head, causing her gut to be uncovered once again. Giving her shirt yet another tug downwards, Kristi slowly walked towards the kitchen, her overfull stomach bouncing slightly with every step.The Babysitter (Part 5)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Susan stood at the counter, wiping it with a wet rag despite it being perfectly clean beforehand- she just really wanted something to do while she talked to Kristi. As the young girl made her way into the room, Susan couldn't help but stare at her partially bare stomach. Was Kristi really that oblivious to the poundage she had gained? Susa
Transformers Prime: Dawn of the Dinobots part 1In the deep reaches of outer space, a spaceship could be seen shooting through the stars to its intended target. The planet Earth. Within the ship, a tall, red and white robot with protrusions that looked wings sticking out of his back was working furiously at the controls.Transformers Prime: Dawn of the Dinobots part 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"We'll be nearing Earth soon, Grimlock." He called to someone behind him.
"Good work, Swoop. Me, Grimlock, thought we never make it." A deep voice replied to the one called Swoop.
"Do you think Optimus will help us?"
"If not, me make him help us. He risk life to save soldiers before. Not see why he not now."
The one called Swoop nodded. Long had he become used to his leader's way of speech. And it did nothing to change the respect and admiration Swoop had for his leader. But they needed Optimus' help if they were to
Grimlock could sense Swoop's concern. "We rescue them, Swoop," He reassured his friend. "You see. We get Optimus, then we get others back."
Swoop nodded again but it didn't do much to boost his con
Call of Megatron The small convoy of vehicles hurtled through the shadowed Arkham streets. Inside the battered truck that took the lead, Randolph Carter hung on for dear life, his ascetic frame battered from side to side every time the truck took a corner.Call of Megatron7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"We have to hurry," he panted, hugging the wheel. "If these Decepticons of yours manage to decipher the mad Arab's book, Earth will know a darkness unlike any since its most primordial past."
"You still haven't told us how this ritual works." The voice, commanding yet warm, filled the cab of the truck, seeming to emanate from nowhere. "Surely releasing these 'Old Ones' of yours isn't as simple as reading a book?"
"The Necronomicon isn't merely a book," Carter replied. "Without a cult of followers, the Decepticons would have to chant the words en masse to bring about the awakening."
War of the Machines - ch12A Transformers: Prime fanfiction.War of the Machines - ch124 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Part 12 'Submerged'
'The sky's on fire.'
He ran through the battle-forged trenches of Iacon, dodging for cover between toppled security towers with blasters aflame. Twisted, broken bodies of Autobots littered the once-glorious square outside the impenetrable Vault, strewn to rest beneath a blazing crimson sky, their mangled parts bleeding into one another. He dived behind a dead, ravaged tank only to find a Decepticon already hiding there. It was Jetstream, garbed in sharp Cybertronian armour and busy recharging her weapons. She appeared not to notice him, but whirled out from hiding and ruthlessly opened fire in the direction from whence he had sprinted. He ducked as a stray enemy blast knocked strips of metal from his cover, shielding his head with jaw clenched as he stepped out to join Jetstream in her assault.
Suddenly, there was water. He could taste it, sense it flooding his mouth and throat, but couldn't see it. He clapped both
Wings of Desire Ch6Wings of Desire Ch64 years ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter Six Important authors note in description
The entire audience of spectators were pumped, they were cheering even before any of the gladiators came out, Magpie couldn't help but cheer along. The atmosphere was alive; she could see an assortment of Cybertronians present, why had Jetfire made this sound as though it were such a bad thing? Everybody seemed to be enjoying themselves, everyone present obviously wanted to feel the rebel in them to an extent, even Magpie.
Suddenly the crowd cheered louder, the gladiators had obviously just entered the arena, but Magpie couldn't see over the other heads, there was only one option and that was for her to watch from the skies. She rose up slowly and saw a gladiator had entered from one side of the pit, obviously a machine worker, he was well built and was clearly the toughest looking Cybertronian she had ever seen, that was until his opponent emerged.
Magpie could hear the crowd calling out 'Megatron' as this other gladiator entere
TFP: Surprise!(Chapter XIII:Blood in the woods...)TFP: Surprise!(Chapter XIII:Blood in the woods...)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Lauren had been drifting in and out of sleep. There was a war between the conscious and the unconscious brewing, and it felt like a game of tug-o-war... the dreams wanted to keep reminding her of Optimus's past, but reality needed her to return to face the consequences at present... Worst of all, every time she drifted back to sleep she hadn't even realized that she had fallen asleep. In the middle of revisiting some time shifting between Iacon and Megatronus, Lauren felt cold water splashing onto her head. She came awake, with a violent jerk to an upright position. Some of the icy water rolled down her back, then some went down her face, neck, and to the rest of her front. The shock of the awakening made her body tremble.
"Thank you, Corporal."
Lauren shook her head, and realized Woods sat in a chair across from her. Her wrists were restrained to the metal table by a pair of handcuffs, and when Lauren looked back, she realized in each corner there was a soldier, armed.
"Are you with u
The Incident The IncidentThe Incident4 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
A Transformers Prime Fanfic
"Jack!" Arcee called out eagerly as the young man stepped out of the old white car and slammed the door forcefully. Much to her shock and somewhat to her affront the human ignored her and stalked past the startled Autobot into Ratchet's lab. Miko bounded out of the passenger side of the car shouting for Bulkhead.
"Ratchet!" Jack called out.
Arcee winced at the controlled fury in the human's voice and wondered with a stab if she'd done something to offend her friend.
"What is it, Jack?" The medic asked wearily. Even the insensitive medic could sense the seething furry in the usually placid human.
"Mom had to let me keep the car. Could you bridge her here from home to pick it up when her shift is done?" Jack asked, clearly making a herculean
100 Ways to Annoy Knockout100 Ways to Annoy Knockout:100 Ways to Annoy Knockout4 years ago in Humor More Like This
1) Tell him that red is defiantly not his color. In fact, you think he could use a paint job. And his optics should now be blue.
2) Explain in a dreamy voice that you would love to ride in the most powerful Cybertronian vehicle out there you want to hear the purr of the engine and feel the soft vibrations of the car yes, you really would love a ride inside of Optimus Prime.
3) Tell Knockout that the Vehicon (Decepticon drones) know more about cars then he does.
4) After a long hard battle against the Autobots, go up to Knockout and say you've seen better fighting from a sparkling. Oh yeah, and he's got some dents and scratches right there, there annnddd there.
5) Scratch Knockout's paint job and tell him with the sweetest voice possible, "Buff that".
6) Explain to Knockout the two main versions of 'knock out' (1: Being drop-dead sexy and 2: being K.O'd in a fight). Then tell him he was named after the second definition, as any Autobot can
Hunger of the Night, Ch. 1Warning: Contains large women, don't like don't look.Hunger of the Night, Ch. 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
6th month, 13th day of year 1622
To whoever finds this journal, know that these are the recounts of Father Dimitri of Holy Roman Catholic Church, of St. Ezekiel's Parish. As of last night I am now on a pilgrimage ordained by Bishop Makarov to hunt down a creature of the night that has plagued not only our town but is now making a path across the countryside. While others may feel that beings of darkness are only tales to scare children to behave, I know that there are indeed demonic presences that hunt through our mortal realms; for I have seen the creature firsthand, and she is a vampire unlike that I have ever imagined before.
The previous night I was performing my duties of keeping maintenance of the church, until the silence of the night was interrupted by a shrill cry in the night. Dropping my broom, I rushed out into the courtyard, the light of the full moon illuminating the garden and stone fountain, and upon two fig
Firelord AzulaFirelord Azula7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Ty Lee took a deep breath, centered herself, and pushed open the door, prepared to leap aside if necessary. Azula looked up from the map on the table before her, but did nothing more, so Ty Lee smiled and stepped inside.
"Azula-" she started warmly, but Azula cut her off.
"My subjects bow before me," she said imperiously, standing. "And address me as Firelord Azula."
With a slight sigh, Ty Lee bowed low.
"Now," Azula sank back into the chair and squinted suspiciously at the map. "What is it?"
"You know I come to see you every day, Firelord Azula," Ty Lee said affectionately. She set the basket she'd been carrying on the table, careful not to knock over any of the tokens that represented army troops. "I've brought you some food."
Azula, moving miniature airships around in the desert, didn't answer. Sighing again, Ty Lee began unpacking the basket. When she was halfway done, Azula suddenly lept up, knocking over her chair, and ignited her hands. Ty Lee instantly snapped into a stance rea
Prime and I - Chapter 2Prime and I - Chapter 24 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
She's sleeping, snoring lightly on my pillow. I scan her, with the gentleness of a feather floating in the wind, and her stitches are fine. It is the time which the humans call 'the witching hour' the time when the world is at its most dark. I am glad that she is sleeping now, her belly is full and her temperature is good. I sit down quietly on the berth, watching her. She's shivering slightly, so I reach over and take the blanket from her own bed and cover her with it. I stroke her cheek with my smallest finger, her skin is so warm and soft, the feel of it is beautiful against my own metal skin. There is a light knock at my door, and I sense Ironhide waiting impatiently outside. 'Come in quietly Ironhide,' I say over the comm. 'Cordelia's just gone off to sleep.' He grunts in response as I press the buzzer that lets him in.
'So Shorty's asleep then? Shame, I wanted to see how she was after her operation.' I smile and pull up a chair for Ironhide. He sits down lightly, caref
Captain Dripdry“Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum,Captain Dripdry2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
every thing we pillage goes in her tum!
It’s round as can be and stuffed as heck,
and we won’t stop till it touches the deck!”
Five years ago...
“Captain, ship sighted, port side. It’s a way out, but we’ll be in range of their guns soon enough.”
“Excellent, thank you number one. Full speed ahead!”
Captain Dripdry folded her telescope and tucked it into the inside pocket of her long, navy blue coat. The tiny speck of the approaching ship began to swell on the horizon, growing closer and closer by leagues as Dripdry’s galleon bore down on it, full sail, gun ports uncovered.
She adjusted her belt, the heavy cutlass and pistol combination slinging it low on her wide hips, the smooth scaled skin providing little resistance to it, only the natural curves of her body and her long reptilian tale keeping it up. She wore it loose, relying not on the belt but rather on her well-rounded rump to k
Fish Bowl Belly, Pt. 1Tonight was the night!Fish Bowl Belly, Pt. 12 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Shelby excitedly clutched the package the UPS driver had dropped off, heading for the living room and plopping herself down in the easy chair by the TV. Penelope was out for the night, meaning she got to try this baby out in her underwear.
Oh yeah, Shelby thought, tonight shall be the most chill.
"Verily," she muttered, giggling to herself as she opened the package. Reaching in among the packing peanuts, she lifted a small but heavy device from the box and grinned gleefully at it. Her new vaporizer had arrived, and it was glorious.
Running with her idea, Shelby tossed her jeans and hoodie off to the side, plopping herself down on the floor in her panties and tanktop, beanie slouched on her head as usual. She dug into a plastic bag in a small drawer in the TV stand, and withdrew a sticky green and purple clump.
"Oooh man, you smell good," she complimented the nugget of Blackwater Kush, before unceremoniously ripping a chunk of the fresh nug off and b