23 Ways To Annoy Ryuk23 Ways To Annoy Ryuk4 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Tell him he can't have anymore apples
2. When he's laughing all creepy like, say "Why so serious?" like the Joker
3. Say "You dropped your pocket."
4. When he's talking to you, say "You're talking to me right? I can't tell, your eyes are kinda googley."
5. Say "Stand up straight! You'll give yourself a hunch!"
6. Ask him if he was beaten with an ugly stick
7. Tell him that all that makeup isn't really helping him much
8. Tell him to make Misa shut up when they're together at night
9. Hug him
10. Hold out an apple and every time he reaches for it, pull it back
11. Ask him if he's ever changed clothes
12. Ask him if he can be the clown at your kids birthday party
13. Give him a squeeky red clown nose
14. Tell him that all the apple trees in the world just died
15. Tell him that you love him
16. Ask him how his face got so messed up
17. Ask him how babies are made
18. ask him how he got his hair to do that
19. Constantly ask what happens if you draw in the death note
20. Say "here boy!
Only This and Nothing More...Only This and Nothing More...4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You were the Third Kira, in accomplice with Light and Misa.
You were much smarter than Misa, and as logical and as good as an actor as Light.
You hated the two of them.
'Well, at some point, I'll have to kill Light and Misa. They'll just get in my way ' you thought to yourself.
"[Name]!" Misa called out to you, you turned to look at the hyperactive blonde.
"Where's Light, Misa?" You asked her.
"Here, in a meeting!" She said, starting to lead you somewhere.
"For what?" You realized what 'it' was.
The Kira Investigation Team.
You entered the room, walking by Light, who slipped you a note.
You quickly and discreetly read:
'I need you to figure out L's true name. Misa has no Shinigami eyes, and neither do you, but YOU can get close to him.'
You nodded; mouthing 'Which one of them is L?' he nodded towards an odd fellow, with deep-set eyes and wild raven hair.
"What is your name?" L asked you.
"[Name] [Last Name]." you said soberly.
"Welcome, [Name], he said in response, and the meeting
19 Ways To Annoy L19 Ways To Annoy L4 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Say nope after everything he says
2. Stare at him
3. Play with his hair while he's trying to think (me: gladly)
4. Copy everything he does
5. Ask him if he knows what sunlight is
6. If he says yes, yell LIES!!!
7. Put black eyeshadow under your eyes and run around saying "Look at me! I'm L! GIVE ME CAKE!!!"
8. When he takes a bite of cake say "Nom nom nom..."
9. When he says something smart, pat him on the head and say "Good kitty. Here's a treat for you."
10. Eat all the strawberries off of his cakes
11. Show him this* :,(
12. When he asks you for candy, give him a carrot
13. Ask him how he's not 500 pounds by now
14. Tell him he can't catch Kira
15. Glomp him (me: I'd love to)
16. Laugh at everything he says
17. Put socks on him while he sleeps (if he ever does sleep)
18. Eat all of his sweets
19. Blow up the cake factory
Meeting L Chapter 1She sat there wondering if he would ever come to get her. She sat, Criss crossed with her legs on a bench outside of Wammy's house. She sat for what she thought to be at least 2 hours. Then her mind started to wander off into different places, what does he look like? Is he nice? How would he treat me? That and many more questions poped up into her mind.Meeting L Chapter 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hello." She heard a sudden voice say as she snapped back into reality. She looked at the faint figure coming closer and closer to her.
"Hello." She replied very seriously, not even using any happy-ness in her tone of voice.
"Whats your name?"
"I am Kathryn Yoshida, My mother was American and my father was Japanse. I'm 14" she replied with a small voice.
"Well, I didn't ask for that much, all I wanted to know was your name."
"Well I felt it necessary that you know at least that much of me."
"Well then, My name is L, and thats all you need to know about me." He said that with a grin and walked into Wammy's house. A moment later he return
32 Ways To Annoy Light Yagami32 Ways To Annoy Light Yagami4 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Call him Kira repeatedly
2. Make up a fake name so no matter how much you annoy him, he can't kill you
3. Slowly poke him in the cheek and make it obvious
4. Blame it on Ryuk
5. Tell him that you know it was really his idea to be chained to L and you know why
6. When he asks what you're talking about, just smile and walk away
7. Show him this video*
8. When he doesn't have memory of the Death Note, constantly call him Kira
9. When he gets his memory back, say "I told you so"
10. Say "I know what you did with L" then run
11. Tell Misa what he did with L
12. Call him gay
13. Tell him he's the goddess of the new world
14. Whenever he tries to say something, do the Kira laugh
15. Whenever he tries to say something, scream
16. Pull one of his hairs out
17. Yell "With this hair, I shall create an army of bloodthirsty Kira monster clones!"
18. While he's trying to concentrate, sing U.G.L.Y. right in his ear
19. While he's trying to concentrate, get REALLY close to his face and breath heavi
Rainy Day.A Cryaotic fanfiction.Rainy Day.1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
(*Author's note: This is my first fanfiction, so it may not be so good. I tried my best. Enjoy*)
It was a usual day in autumn. Raining hard, just like the past week. But today wasn't quite usual. Who ever knew, that this normal day of my life, I would meet my one and only idol. It all happened so quickly, and so suddenly.
"You have a nice Apartment"-He said looking around.
"Th-thanks"-I replied. I tried to keep it 'cool' but I possibly couldn't. How can you act normal around this person. Your own idol. In your house, right there with you. Everything about him is just...Perfect. His voice, his hair, his laugh, his...
"So, do you just live on your own here?"-He asked me while taking his shoes off.
"Well, I have a roommate,"- I said-"but she's out of town"
I put my wet umbrella in it's umbrella bin. I gave a look at him, he was just checking out the things in my apartment. It all happened so suddenly. Who knew this would be my lucky day
The Artist (PewdieCry)My life was blue.The Artist (PewdieCry)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Blue as the blotches in the sky, blue as the eyes that stared at me lovingly, blue as the thin strokes that taint the canvas as the brush in my hand paints the face of an angel passionately, capturing the beauty of the perfect blond in front of me. He was beautiful in blue. Actually, any color would fit his features, but blue made his cerulean eyes stand out more.
“How is it?” He shifts in his stiff position, moving to stretch his muscles but at the same time trying not to move too much so I could continue painting. “Is it done yet?”
“Almost. Just a few more details…” I touch the almost finished product with a few more little sparks of white and sigh contentedly, staring at the final masterpiece. “There. It just needs to dry a bit, and then it’s done.”
He stands up from the chair and stretches, walking towards me. “Can I see?” I step aside to give him a good look at my new painting. He walks besi
Markimash CinnaPie - HOW CRY WAS BORNMarkimash CinnapieMarkimash CinnaPie - HOW CRY WAS BORN2 years ago in Romance More Like This
How Cry Was Born
One day mark fishback runs into Yami at a local sperm bank. Yami blushed and looked away from marks intense brown eyes and greeted him, "Hi Mark!" He said in his cute, english accent.
"Hey Yami!" Mark greeted, smirking at him sexily. "Do you need help donating? I know a lot about donating, I do it every night if you know what I mean." Yami's blush grew darker and darker, his thoughts falling to the gutter when Mark's words finally sunk in.
Before Mark could continue his lovely stream of sexual flirts, the Doctor walked in, both Yami and Mark turned to him. It was.... CINNAMON TOAST KEN!
Yami's blush intensified upon realizing he was stuck in one room with two magnificently built men. Ken looked so handsome in his pure white coat and bear hat thing. His chestnut mustache and beard were as manly as ever, and shimmered in the white, office light.
"Are you two... ready to make your noble... contrubution to society?" Ken said huskily.
Mark let out
10 seconds ((PewDieCry))****10 seconds ((PewDieCry))1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"Hey Cry," He pointed to a middle-aged gay couple walking past, turning to me with a sly grin. "That could be us in 10 years."
We could be, if only I had the courage to confess. I ignored the throbbing in my heart as I forced a smile and shrugged. "Oh, I don't know. I mean, you're the straight one here, and the one with the girlfriend. You decide."
"What girlfriend?" He asked, leaning in a bit to stare at me with his narrowed eyes, filled with mischief.
"The one you proposed to?"
He moved away, his smile a bit sad. "The same one who rejected. She broke up with me afterwards."
"Damn man, I'm sorry."
"It's all right." He nodded to the same couple, and watched them disappear at a bend in the road. "What do you think? Us in 10 years?"
"What about 10 months?" I suggested, nudging him.
"10 weeks?" He started to move closer, and I did the same.
"10 days?" I whispered, standing on my tip-toes to look him in the eyes.
"10 minutes?" He mumbled back, his gaze deep and his to
Trouble in VictubiaMark and Felix walked down the street.Trouble in Victubia1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
“So, you say Minx is in trouble?” Mark said.
“Yea. I heard her and Cry talking and, well, it wasn’t good.”
“What do you mean?”
“He was threatening her. Saying bad things would happen if she didn’t just sit back and watch him take over Victubia.”
“She didn’t agree to that did she?!”
“Sadly, she did. Minx sounded scared. Really scared.”
“Hmm, what exactly did Cry say?”
“I can’t totally remember, but he said something like he was gonna take over Victubia and that she can’t stop him because he’ll be too powerful and he said he’d hurt her if she tried anything.”
“We gotta help her!”
“I know that, but I don’t know how.”
“We can rally up a group!! Like, the Crusaders!”
“Never mind, but we definitely need help.”
“I might just know some f
Zombie Love Song-Rai x SebianZombie Love Song-Rai x Sebian4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zombie Love Song - Rai x Sebian
Rai paced back and forth across the food court as he waited for Sebian to appear. His trainers scuffed the floor with a high pitched squeek each time he turned round, getting louder and louder as Rai became more impatient. Sebian was supposed to be here at 3 O'clock and it was now half 3. 'Oh, you are so dead Seb...' Rai murmured to himself. He was supposed to be getting some big surprise Sebian had arranged.
Sebian had always gone to great lengths at Valentines Day. The very year they started dating he bought Rai the expensive ruby necklace and match earrings he had been wanting for weeks. And the year after that he bought Rai a designer shirt from Hot Topic worth $120. And the year after that......well, you get the picture. Every year Sebian would get Rai something bigger and better than the year before. Though Rai seriously never thought Sebian could top having a skywriter write out and entire poem for Rai. And by the looks of it, he couldn't.Rai soon
WoT: Intermission - KarlNot a very long ago in a world not so far awayWoT: Intermission - Karl7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
In his own private quarters within the abandoned Castle of Nations Amusement Park, Karl sat at the dinner table with a violin in hand, enjoying the chance to play a little tune before his next murder.
Karl sat on an old, rickety wooden chair in front of a long, chipped wooden table. Upon the table were plates filled with assorted fruits and meats. It would look like the most appetizing feast possible were it not for the fact that all the food was plastic. At the center of the table was a fancy centerpiece: a tiny ceramic castle, which was currently being used by Arma as a perch.
As Karl played a slow, almost mournful tune of his own creation on the violin, he looked across the long table at his dinner guest. A young girl wearing a cyan shirt was tied to the chair. Her hands were also tied behind the chair.
JokerxBatmanA single light set a spotlight within the darkness of the room, a single chair underneath it and on that chair sat a very familiar vigilanty. Costumed in black, Gotham's masked hero; Batman. Though sitting upon this chair was not done by choice. His arms were bound along with his legs and weapons taken. His suit was practically removed and what was left on his body was either splattered with blood or marked with slashes. The armor plates were scattered on the ground like pieces of trash, his weapons placed upon a table top as if they were to be used for torture. Whoever had him knew just what he was capable of and took every caution thought of, well, there was that or his attacker was just wanting to mess with him.JokerxBatman4 years ago in Romance More Like This
The Bat's head bobbed upwards slightly as he began to come to. Being knocked out.. how embarrassing. Soon enough his eyes were open and trying to adjust to the darkness. "Batsy! " A eery voice spoke from within the shadows. "You're finally awake~" A eery laugh following as t
EFN - A Gentleman and a KillerThe dull tick of a clock was the only sound in the rather under-furnished psychiatrists office. Dark drapes covered a dusty window, casting pale shadow over the wooden desk in the corner. A single crimson sofa lay next to an overly comfortable armchair, Charles Aerverington reclining on its faux velvet as he grew increasingly irked. He had originally come here on a whim, in hopes of answering some niggling questions that he had come up with over the course of the day. The human mind was the latest in a long line of arbitrary obsessions, each phasing in and out of fashion at varying rates. Fencing had lasted days. Floral arrangement had been dropped after an hour. Yet the fascination of the psyche had clung on for weeks on end, little voices of interest whispering in the back of his mind. What exactly is thought? After a thought occurs, what happens to it? And what is the phenomina known as dreaming? The original plan was to ask this so-called professional to help himEFN - A Gentleman and a Killer6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
DXP Silent Love ch1Perry laid underneath the tree outside in the back yard as usual and of course Phineas and Ferb discussed what there were going to do today, Perry blinked and walked to the side of the house and knocked on the wood, the door opened he put his brown hat on and stood on his two webbed feet and got into the pod. He fell down the tunnel and into his usual chair.DXP Silent Love ch16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Agent P we have a mission for you Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been stealing some platypuses and metal from auto junk yards. Go see what hes up to. Carl spoke briefly.
Perry sighed and got into his hover car and speeded off to Dr. Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. Ah he smashed threw the window and hid behind a pillar, Doofenshmirtz had his evil laugh going and Perry walked to face Doofenshmirtz.
Ah, Perry the platypus! So you came to try and stop me form my most evilest plan to date! Doofenshmirtz exclaimed, Perry sighed he mentally slapped himself this whole thing was everyday routine.
This Is Not A PrayerGodThis Is Not A Prayer1 year ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
I write this to you,
This is not a prayer
Not such an inconsequential waste of air,
I can hardly breathe
From on all the prayers
Wasted on your ears,
From how long I've knelt at your feet.
This is a letter
Sent from a grieving sinner
Whilst still clutching the hand
You stole from him
Two hands ,in fact,
One so small
I hardly noticed
When it ceased clutching me.
I write this to ask
Not to pray
As prayers seem to have no worth to you
Surely not mine at least.
I ask only
That you return them to me.
Let me clutch these hands
Till they might return my grasp.
Because as I am right now
I doubt, I could ever let them go.
I write this
Not to pray but to beg
Give them back to me.
Give them back.
I can't let them go.
The LegendI stand alone in this field, The land of Hyrule empty.The Legend5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
These dark clouds, the dead grass, this world is now decaying.
The marketplace is no more, and Hyrule Castle's vanished.
Such evil, is spreading, This world is now my nightmare.
The power, of Ganon, his evil, is growing
this land that, I once knew, infection, dissection.
affliction, infliction, the hidden, the lost ones
this world is, no longer, Hyrule now, where is it?
I fight my way through demons, these armies shall not stop me.
The stalfos, the redead, a horde of iron knuckles.
My quest to seal this evil, in the Chamber of Sages.
The Goddess, inside me, the Goddesses shall guide me.
Queen Gohma, arachnid, Dodongo, the Giant,
Barinade, electric, the Phantom, of Ganon,
The dragon, and Morpha, the Bongos, Twinrova,
I've slain them, I'll slay you, I'll end this...
I've fought through, the Temples, obtained the six medallions.
The Triforce, within me, I'll save, this land
The Legend, is born now, I am the Hero of Time
The savior, of
20 Ways To Annoy Misa Amane20 Ways To Annoy Misa Amane4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
1. Call her fat
2. Tell her that Light doesn't love her anymore
3. Tell dumb blonde jokes around her
4. Tell her she sounds like a chipmunk
5. Call her short
6. When she's about to sit down, pull the chair out from under her
7. Blame it on Light
8. Tell her that Light is cheating on her
9. With L (sorry L)
10. Say "Haha, Light died!"
11. Tell her that Rem looks like her long lost twin
12. Laugh for no reason
13. If she asks why you're laughing, tell her it's because Light got shot
14. Call her a pervert
15. Put her hand in warm water while she's asleep
16. Tell her Light is gay
17. With Ryuk
18. Chain her to L
19. Tell her that Mello is totaly checking her out
20. Give her the L stare
Life is a Study of ContrastIf not for the darkness,Life is a Study of Contrast1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
We wouldn’t know the difference
Between a star and a ball of dust.
Life is a study of contrast.
We get dark,
Not to fall apart
But to shine.
SoothsayerSoothsayer6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Cumming wrote my life,
he never knew it at the time,
but he did
HIM (looking straight at her, smiles seriously): I shall see your eyes, I shall hear
your heart move.
ME: Because I shall not be disappointed, like the others.
I know what that means now,
know how it feels to be
believed in like that.
i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing, my darling)
To know what that means
is something unreal,
something only a poet can imagine,
but only a real, true person can experience.
Who among us has truly (not just wanted it, or thought it was right) felt that?
I like my body when its with your body
This, needs no more explanation
And last, but certainly
ones not half two. Its two are halves of one
this did not exist until
who showed me all those words,
piss off germany and austriapiss off germany and austria5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
10 ways to piss of germany and austria
1. take germany's porn collection and replace it with pokemon stuff
2. take all their underwear and cut out a hole in each one and patch them up with the hole you cut out in the others underwear
3.pay people to have sex on austria's piano
4.steal germany's wallet and than invite him out to dinner at a very expensive place and offer to pay. THAN invite russia and give him the wallet before hand and when he gets there say you have to go to the bathroom leaving them alone. once you get to the bathroom sneak out the window. When you get home tell germany that the italian mafia/romano kidnapped you and forced you to tell them the secret location of his porn colection
5. replace all of austria's music sheets with cutouts from germany's porn collection over the notes to cause mass confusion.
6.invite italy and his brother over for a all night slumber party (you can take prussia also)
7. steal germany's beer and give it to prussia
8. have sex with italy o
BreakHey! Take a break.Break1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Stop for a second and take a break.
Just relax don't think about then, think about now.
Let everything fly free.
Throw Caution to the wind and just be with me.
There may be no need for words.
or anything at all.
Sometimes I just need a presence near me.
Not hovering or busy, just steady and resting.
When you feel bunched up I feel it with you.
Let it go.
Say you will.
The After-World ~Chapter 1, Page 6~CT's POVThe After-World ~Chapter 1, Page 6~1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"LISTEN!" This is my breaking point. "Stop cutting me off and let me explain! I'm not gunna leave someone so they can wallow in their own sadness! So how about you get over this little rage you apparently have and CALM DOWN?!?" I yelled, just as loud as she was.
Kiwa backed away a little. I felt stares fall on me as I thought in my head.
I coverd my mouth. I think I actually scared her! "Oh, Kiwa-"
"No, you know what?" She said, crossing her arms and sighing. "Before we get into a fully-fledged arguement, let's patch up Pewds." She turned her head to face him and pouted a little.
I sighed. I walked away from the scene, hoping that it would die later on. Thank God that didn't go any longer. I didn't want to have to slap someone is the process, especially Kiwa! If anyone would even dare to do that...
I don't know what I'd do.
"Hey Toby! Does CT gotta do something?" I said, pointing to myself while referring myself in third person.
"Yea, take thi
Who healsWho heals the healer?Who heals6 years ago in Open More Like This
Bodies laying broken and torn
Energy pours mending flesh and bone
They exhaust themselves
Heal the fighters up to kill once more
Who heals the healer?
Putting together a broken mind
Memories to drive one insane
Melding with the soul
Blending to make them whole
Who heals the healer?
There is only so much pain
That one soul can take
Where do we go to make us whole
When our hearts break where do we go
Who heals the healer?
The ones that have been
Come back to us
Returning what we gave