Only This and Nothing More...Only This and Nothing More...3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You were the Third Kira, in accomplice with Light and Misa.
You were much smarter than Misa, and as logical and as good as an actor as Light.
You hated the two of them.
'Well, at some point, I'll have to kill Light and Misa. They'll just get in my way ' you thought to yourself.
"[Name]!" Misa called out to you, you turned to look at the hyperactive blonde.
"Where's Light, Misa?" You asked her.
"Here, in a meeting!" She said, starting to lead you somewhere.
"For what?" You realized what 'it' was.
The Kira Investigation Team.
You entered the room, walking by Light, who slipped you a note.
You quickly and discreetly read:
'I need you to figure out L's true name. Misa has no Shinigami eyes, and neither do you, but YOU can get close to him.'
You nodded; mouthing 'Which one of them is L?' he nodded towards an odd fellow, with deep-set eyes and wild raven hair.
"What is your name?" L asked you.
"[Name] [Last Name]." you said soberly.
"Welcome, [Name], he said in response, and the meeting
23 Ways To Annoy Ryuk23 Ways To Annoy Ryuk3 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Tell him he can't have anymore apples
2. When he's laughing all creepy like, say "Why so serious?" like the Joker
3. Say "You dropped your pocket."
4. When he's talking to you, say "You're talking to me right? I can't tell, your eyes are kinda googley."
5. Say "Stand up straight! You'll give yourself a hunch!"
6. Ask him if he was beaten with an ugly stick
7. Tell him that all that makeup isn't really helping him much
8. Tell him to make Misa shut up when they're together at night
9. Hug him
10. Hold out an apple and every time he reaches for it, pull it back
11. Ask him if he's ever changed clothes
12. Ask him if he can be the clown at your kids birthday party
13. Give him a squeeky red clown nose
14. Tell him that all the apple trees in the world just died
15. Tell him that you love him
16. Ask him how his face got so messed up
17. Ask him how babies are made
18. ask him how he got his hair to do that
19. Constantly ask what happens if you draw in the death note
20. Say "here boy!
19 Ways To Annoy L19 Ways To Annoy L3 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Say nope after everything he says
2. Stare at him
3. Play with his hair while he's trying to think (me: gladly)
4. Copy everything he does
5. Ask him if he knows what sunlight is
6. If he says yes, yell LIES!!!
7. Put black eyeshadow under your eyes and run around saying "Look at me! I'm L! GIVE ME CAKE!!!"
8. When he takes a bite of cake say "Nom nom nom..."
9. When he says something smart, pat him on the head and say "Good kitty. Here's a treat for you."
10. Eat all the strawberries off of his cakes
11. Show him this* :,(
12. When he asks you for candy, give him a carrot
13. Ask him how he's not 500 pounds by now
14. Tell him he can't catch Kira
15. Glomp him (me: I'd love to)
16. Laugh at everything he says
17. Put socks on him while he sleeps (if he ever does sleep)
18. Eat all of his sweets
19. Blow up the cake factory
Meeting L Chapter 1She sat there wondering if he would ever come to get her. She sat, Criss crossed with her legs on a bench outside of Wammy's house. She sat for what she thought to be at least 2 hours. Then her mind started to wander off into different places, what does he look like? Is he nice? How would he treat me? That and many more questions poped up into her mind.Meeting L Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hello." She heard a sudden voice say as she snapped back into reality. She looked at the faint figure coming closer and closer to her.
"Hello." She replied very seriously, not even using any happy-ness in her tone of voice.
"Whats your name?"
"I am Kathryn Yoshida, My mother was American and my father was Japanse. I'm 14" she replied with a small voice.
"Well, I didn't ask for that much, all I wanted to know was your name."
"Well I felt it necessary that you know at least that much of me."
"Well then, My name is L, and thats all you need to know about me." He said that with a grin and walked into Wammy's house. A moment later he return
32 Ways To Annoy Light Yagami32 Ways To Annoy Light Yagami3 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Call him Kira repeatedly
2. Make up a fake name so no matter how much you annoy him, he can't kill you
3. Slowly poke him in the cheek and make it obvious
4. Blame it on Ryuk
5. Tell him that you know it was really his idea to be chained to L and you know why
6. When he asks what you're talking about, just smile and walk away
7. Show him this video*
8. When he doesn't have memory of the Death Note, constantly call him Kira
9. When he gets his memory back, say "I told you so"
10. Say "I know what you did with L" then run
11. Tell Misa what he did with L
12. Call him gay
13. Tell him he's the goddess of the new world
14. Whenever he tries to say something, do the Kira laugh
15. Whenever he tries to say something, scream
16. Pull one of his hairs out
17. Yell "With this hair, I shall create an army of bloodthirsty Kira monster clones!"
18. While he's trying to concentrate, sing U.G.L.Y. right in his ear
19. While he's trying to concentrate, get REALLY close to his face and breath heavi
20 Ways To Annoy Misa Amane20 Ways To Annoy Misa Amane3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
1. Call her fat
2. Tell her that Light doesn't love her anymore
3. Tell dumb blonde jokes around her
4. Tell her she sounds like a chipmunk
5. Call her short
6. When she's about to sit down, pull the chair out from under her
7. Blame it on Light
8. Tell her that Light is cheating on her
9. With L (sorry L)
10. Say "Haha, Light died!"
11. Tell her that Rem looks like her long lost twin
12. Laugh for no reason
13. If she asks why you're laughing, tell her it's because Light got shot
14. Call her a pervert
15. Put her hand in warm water while she's asleep
16. Tell her Light is gay
17. With Ryuk
18. Chain her to L
19. Tell her that Mello is totaly checking her out
20. Give her the L stare
If Kira was one of us. Lyrics.If Kira was one of us. Lyrics.8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
What if Kira was one of us.
If God had a name
Would it be Kira
Would you let him see your face
If you were faced with him in all his stupidity
Would you correct him if he spelt your name wrong
Yeah, yeah, God is a moron.
Yeah, yeah, God isnt good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
With Ray Penbar on the bus
Trying to kill the criminals.
If God had a face would it be ugly
And would you want to see
If seeing burnt your eyes out,
Can you believe
Hes just an idiotic kid with a dream
To make life shitty.
Yeah, yeah, God is a loser.
Yeah, yeah, God is a prat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us
The joker of the circus
People think hes dangerous
But hes just a brainless twit
Feeding Ryuk some apples.
He is friendless and all alone.
Cryaotic: Virus Origins(Warnings: General insanity)Cryaotic: Virus Origins11 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
I b-b-bet you are wo-ar-wondering why I am here? I a-a-am wonderi-i-ng-g why you even c-care? They call me V-Vir-rus.
I am here b-b-beacuse he n-needs me. Or rather h-h-h-he needs someone to k-k-keep him s-him-safe. Unlike that moron M-M-Mad. He doe-esn't know how to properly p-pro-p-protect him. Or you.
I did-n-n't come till he was a-a-a-a little older. I me-m-met him when he was all alone. Th-the monster was com-c-coming for him. He was going t-t-t-to hurt him. I was th-th-eir to stop it. I c-carefully tucked him away. I the-e-en got to play. You s-s-seeeee I am d-diff-d-erent.
I like to-t-to have things. L-l-like you. 1..w4nt t-t-to own things. You started st-readi-i-ing this now.
H-he's asle-e-e-ep. He won't know kn-kn-nooo if I keep you wi-i-th-h the others.
Th-t-they call me Virus. 1-1-I am an i-1-1-1-infection. I live in a-a-l-all of you. I am I-I. Can you se-e-e-e me y-e-t-t-t?
T-t-t-turn around now. I-its time to play //system error//
Cure for the Virus! - A Pewdiecry fanfic (update)Cure for the Virus! - A Pewdiecry fanfic (update)11 months ago in Drama More Like This
by Wildshadow 1
Cry could do nothing but watch as the Virus took over his body and attacked his friend. Who wasn't even trying to fight back.
Pewds: Cry, I know you're in there! *blocks attack* fight it!
Virus: hEHeHE! RyAN caN't HeAR yOU FeLix~ It wiLl tAKe sO mUch mORe tHAn wORdS tO BeAT mE! *shocks pewdie*
Pewds: geh! *collapses to knees and tries to get back up*
Virus: cOme On FIgHt BaCK! *zaps him again*
Cry: stop it!
Virus: yOU sTay qUiET liKE a GoOD bOY!
Pewds: no, i- i wo-won't hu-hurt him. let him go you bastard!
Virus: sHut Up! *fires attack*
Pewds: *dodges attack and tackles cry* let him go!
virus: I'lL onLy lET hIM gO iF I diE, anD fOR thAt tO haPPeN CRy hAS tO dIE TOo.
Cry: fuck you!
Virus: or~ iF soMEoNe bEtTEr coMeS aLoNG.
Virus: IT's siMplE rYan. If I fiNd a beTteR veSeL, yoU'lL be frEe to gO~
Cry: no! you can't do that to anyone! I won't let you
Remember Me? ((PewDieCry))****Remember Me? ((PewDieCry))9 months ago in Romance More Like This
"There." I lifted a hand and pointed to a large building that casted an enormous shadow as the sun began to set. He frowned, moving a bit closer.
"This? This is where we're supposed to be stationed?"
"Yeah. What's wrong with it?" I asked, suddenly defensive of the base. It looked all right, with slender, tall trees surrounding it and the building itself looking large enough to house a high school. The tall grass around it was a pale golden color, and puffy white clouds skittered across the baby blue sky.
"Nothing. I'm just wondering why it looks amazing." He smiled, gripping the straps of his pack and pulling his cap low on his head. "I'm glad we made it here first. And..." His grin grew wider. "that I got to come here with you."
I was too flustered to speak, but then I managed to come up with a reply. "Of course I'd come here with you. We're in the same squad, right? Should we wait for the others? They... They're taking a while."
"We could... but," He nudged me w
10 Seconds ((PewDieCry)) *Pewds' POV*****10 Seconds ((PewDieCry)) *Pewds' POV*9 months ago in Romance More Like This
I was going to say sorry. I was going to beg him to take me back. I even wrote him a letter. I was going to slip it between the cracks of his door because... Well, because I was too much of a coward to talk to him face to face.
I mean, I knew he wasn't going to forgive me in a long time. I just wanted to let him know that I was stupid, and that I regretted my actions.
I went up to his front door and proceeded to slip it under. Then I noticed that the door was open. With a slight push, it opened wider. It felt like the house was empty.
Damn my curiosity. I slipped inside and flicked the lights on. I was just going to leave the letter on the welcome mat, but then I noticed the letter on his coffee table.
I picked it up, placing my letter down. It was sloppily written, but I recognized his handwriting. It was Cry's letter. I began to read, and as I neared the end, my eyes began to water and my vision blurred.
And to Pewds, I'm sorry. I know you aren't read this, but
EFN Round 1 - Gent vs GentEFN Round 1 - Gent vs Gent6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Gentle undertones of orange blossom danced upon his taste buds as bitter blackness strode boldly across the tongue. Earl grey - perhaps an overused and now clichéd choice in tea, but a fantastic brew nevertheless. Charles took a sip from the bone-china cup, watching another contestant sprint across the lawn towards the tall, dark trees that surrounded the mansion. He stopped just short of the threshold and craned his neck round, looking around for other competitors. One look at Charles sent him darting into the thick forest. No matter, Charles thought, taking another sip. There were plenty more where that came from, and he still had a full pot of tea. Not to mention the splendid view. A large portion of Nevara could be seen from the stone balcony - a dense dark forest stretched out from the grounds of the mansion, creeping and snaking its way across the landscape towards a strangely foreboding city. The ubiquitous clouds of twilight stretched on through the sky as far a
The Artist (PewdieCry)My life was blue.The Artist (PewdieCry)9 months ago in Romance More Like This
Blue as the blotches in the sky, blue as the eyes that stared at me lovingly, blue as the thin strokes that taint the canvas as the brush in my hand paints the face of an angel passionately, capturing the beauty of the perfect blond in front of me. He was beautiful in blue. Actually, any color would fit his features, but blue made his cerulean eyes stand out more.
“How is it?” He shifts in his stiff position, moving to stretch his muscles but at the same time trying not to move too much so I could continue painting. “Is it done yet?”
“Almost. Just a few more details…” I touch the almost finished product with a few more little sparks of white and sigh contentedly, staring at the final masterpiece. “There. It just needs to dry a bit, and then it’s done.”
He stands up from the chair and stretches, walking towards me. “Can I see?” I step aside to give him a good look at my new painting. He walks besi
Trouble in VictubiaMark and Felix walked down the street.Trouble in Victubia10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“So, you say Minx is in trouble?” Mark said.
“Yea. I heard her and Cry talking and, well, it wasn’t good.”
“What do you mean?”
“He was threatening her. Saying bad things would happen if she didn’t just sit back and watch him take over Victubia.”
“She didn’t agree to that did she?!”
“Sadly, she did. Minx sounded scared. Really scared.”
“Hmm, what exactly did Cry say?”
“I can’t totally remember, but he said something like he was gonna take over Victubia and that she can’t stop him because he’ll be too powerful and he said he’d hurt her if she tried anything.”
“We gotta help her!”
“I know that, but I don’t know how.”
“We can rally up a group!! Like, the Crusaders!”
“Never mind, but we definitely need help.”
“I might just know some f
Markimash CinnaPie - HOW CRY WAS BORNMarkimash CinnapieMarkimash CinnaPie - HOW CRY WAS BORN1 year ago in Romance More Like This
How Cry Was Born
One day mark fishback runs into Yami at a local sperm bank. Yami blushed and looked away from marks intense brown eyes and greeted him, "Hi Mark!" He said in his cute, english accent.
"Hey Yami!" Mark greeted, smirking at him sexily. "Do you need help donating? I know a lot about donating, I do it every night if you know what I mean." Yami's blush grew darker and darker, his thoughts falling to the gutter when Mark's words finally sunk in.
Before Mark could continue his lovely stream of sexual flirts, the Doctor walked in, both Yami and Mark turned to him. It was.... CINNAMON TOAST KEN!
Yami's blush intensified upon realizing he was stuck in one room with two magnificently built men. Ken looked so handsome in his pure white coat and bear hat thing. His chestnut mustache and beard were as manly as ever, and shimmered in the white, office light.
"Are you two... ready to make your noble... contrubution to society?" Ken said huskily.
Mark let out
10 seconds ((PewDieCry))****10 seconds ((PewDieCry))9 months ago in Romance More Like This
"Hey Cry," He pointed to a middle-aged gay couple walking past, turning to me with a sly grin. "That could be us in 10 years."
We could be, if only I had the courage to confess. I ignored the throbbing in my heart as I forced a smile and shrugged. "Oh, I don't know. I mean, you're the straight one here, and the one with the girlfriend. You decide."
"What girlfriend?" He asked, leaning in a bit to stare at me with his narrowed eyes, filled with mischief.
"The one you proposed to?"
He moved away, his smile a bit sad. "The same one who rejected. She broke up with me afterwards."
"Damn man, I'm sorry."
"It's all right." He nodded to the same couple, and watched them disappear at a bend in the road. "What do you think? Us in 10 years?"
"What about 10 months?" I suggested, nudging him.
"10 weeks?" He started to move closer, and I did the same.
"10 days?" I whispered, standing on my tip-toes to look him in the eyes.
"10 minutes?" He mumbled back, his gaze deep and his to
The After-World ~Chapter 1 Page 2~Cry's POVThe After-World ~Chapter 1 Page 2~10 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Mark len volal, Felix upadol do bezvedomia a krváca zle! Musíme sa pripraviť na doktora!!" Kiwa yelled in Slovak. All I caught were Mark and Felix.
"Wait, Felix?!? What about him?" Marzia shouted, letting go of our brief hug. I guess she heard Felix in the mix of the other foreign language.
"Kiwa, English." I stated, still confused what happened.
Kiwa shook her head and translated her message,"Mark just called, Felix just fell unconscious and bleeding badly! We must prepare a medic!"
All of us were left speechless as the message played in our heads...
Mark just called......
Felix just fell unconscious....
and is bleeding badly......
... Why are we just standing here? He just fell unconscious!!!
"Kiwa! Go to the gymnasium! Spread the message! Tell every medic to come over and prepare the supplies! Tell every one on break to gaurd the school! We cannot let him turn!" I shouted. Our supplies w
Rainy Day.A Cryaotic fanfiction.Rainy Day.10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
(*Author's note: This is my first fanfiction, so it may not be so good. I tried my best. Enjoy*)
It was a usual day in autumn. Raining hard, just like the past week. But today wasn't quite usual. Who ever knew, that this normal day of my life, I would meet my one and only idol. It all happened so quickly, and so suddenly.
"You have a nice Apartment"-He said looking around.
"Th-thanks"-I replied. I tried to keep it 'cool' but I possibly couldn't. How can you act normal around this person. Your own idol. In your house, right there with you. Everything about him is just...Perfect. His voice, his hair, his laugh, his...
"So, do you just live on your own here?"-He asked me while taking his shoes off.
"Well, I have a roommate,"- I said-"but she's out of town"
I put my wet umbrella in it's umbrella bin. I gave a look at him, he was just checking out the things in my apartment. It all happened so suddenly. Who knew this would be my lucky day
Welcome To VictubiaCome with me let me show you a place far from here, where mystery is around every corner.Welcome To Victubia9 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Take my hand and I'll introduce you to a wondrous land, where adventure runs ramped.
It's beautiful, magical, the greatest place possible but be careful, you've been warned.
There's ghosts and monsters hiding in the castle, specters and ghouls float right through your front door, Sup guys ready to play tricks on you and so much more.
Darkness could approach at any given moment and creatures are ready to sneak up and give you a scare.
Yes crazy shit goes down, yes crazy shit happens here.
But stay calm don't even let it get to you. The saying goes 'Don't worry about it.'
Because hero's are watching over the town.
So join me in this grand beautiful country, join everyone around.
Join Lord Pewdiepie, Lady MarziaPie, Lord Cryaotic and Lord Cinnamontoastken.
Join Sir Russ, Lady Red, Sir Snake and Sir Scott Jund, and Sir Markiplier and Sir Yamimash will be there.
Join Lady Krism and the great Queen Mang
PewdieCry: Broken Imagination (Ch.1)“There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.”PewdieCry: Broken Imagination (Ch.1)1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
My heart beat with insecurity, with pain, sorrow, and defeat. Like people were pulling me, dragging me down to hell.
Those are the only things I remember. I walk to school with a mask on, and it hides it all. They all look at me like a freak; a loser, an outcast, and I can’t do anything about it. I wish it can all go away. All of it. Russ was going to college with his girlfriend Red. I’m happy for them, but I wish I could go too. My family was low on money, so I couldn’t. I couldn’t do anything, so I was stuck there.
I am now 24 years old and it still goes on. Every single bad thing just got worse. I can’t keep living life like this, there’s no escape. No escape at all. I had lost contact with Russ a few months after he left, he just stopped calling. I wonder if he and his girlfriend are doing alright. There’s also Snake and
The After-World ~Chapter 1, Page 1~Pewdiepie's POVThe After-World ~Chapter 1, Page 1~10 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I looked up to see Toby, I think, and Markiplier guarding the helicopter in case the guard, now below us, decided to strike. As I strained to see the pilot, I climbed up the ladder to get on the helicopter.
I smiled a bit. Despite the fact that I was still bleeding, I swear, this looked like a classic spy movie!
...Am I acting too excited for a man who just got shot?
I stretched my head to see who else was inside. All I saw was Toby's expression turn from relieved to shocked.
"Hey, welcome ba-PEWDIEPIE? What you doin' here?" He said with a beaming smile and his signature silly voice. He held out a hand so I could help myself up.
I felt a huge pull when I grabbed his hand. "Nothing much, just got shot, escaped from a really intense mission, you know, the usual!" I shouted over the loud noise of the helicopter blades.
"Wait, you were shot?!" He yelled in surprise. Oddly enough, he still kept his smile, but it withered with each passing second.
"Yea!" I yelled,
Kidnapped by a Fan GirlSummary:Kidnapped by a Fan Girl9 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The gang has lived a comfortable life as toys in a claw machine until one lucky fan girl gets her hands on Cryaotic. It's up to Pewds, Ken, and Minx to save their beloved comrade so long as they don't get too distracted along the way. Some PewDiePie x Cry and fan girl fluff involved.
"And there you have it folks! The PewDieCry stare down," Ken exclaimed, sitting at a cloth covered table on the side lines. He wore a red shirt with his signature cinnamontoast character in the center. Around his neck was a black bowtie for the event, and his furry bear hat came with it's own monocle. "What do you think, Minx?"
"I think Pewds is trying to decide his next move, but Cry's locked in poker face," the woman beside him stated. Minx had her own hair up in a ponytail, matching Ken's black bowtie with one in her hair. She had on a purple tank top, and her hand was adjusting the mic on the table. "Let's listen in."
Pewds was laying
Change chapter 1Change chapter 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
The alarm clock ringed at 06:34, Exactly one minute before he woke up. He put on his clothes, Exactly two minutes after he awoke. He waited utterly three minutes, because he wanted to get down to eat breakfast at the exact hour every day.
This young man's name is Germany, he was kind of tall and had a frighttening look in his eyes, which crushed every hope he ever had about befriending someone. His face was actually not the real matter in the issue of being poor of firendship, because he was quite handsome, whith his blond hair and perfectly fine face, no. His major problem was that he always had to follow the rules, if there wasn't any rules, disciplin or guides, he mentally crashed.
"Yo, there, West! How's it going, oi!" A familiar voice was heard from the kitchen, which of course was, impecable and clean.
The voice came from his older brother, Prussia, the self-proclaimed "king of awesome"
He was sitting on the sink and rested his feet on the table in front of him, arms folded and h
Ups and Downs 3Alucard stood in the office, as silent as a specter as he listened to Maxwell speak. The man described what he had told Integra, except with the addition of a few stutters and hesitant pauses where he pulled at his hair anxiously. Finally he burst out with all of his anger and fear, his despair and hate rushing out with his voice.Ups and Downs 33 years ago in Sketches More Like This
"He's going to die because of you, you demon! If you care about him at all, monster, you will make it so that the two of you never see each other again! Make it so that Anderson hates you again! Or at least so he can lie to others about it! Damn you! He will DIE! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT, YOU STUPID BEAST? HE WILL DIE BECAUSE OF YOU!"
Alucard did not say anything. He did not blink until Maxwell was finished and Integra was watching him, a cloud of smoke playing with her gold hair as she sat back in a cushioned desk chair, her arms crossed with one hand holding the cigar in place. Maxwell was panting with effort on the speaker, so he did not hear the boots w