23 Ways To Annoy Ryuk23 Ways To Annoy Ryuk4 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Tell him he can't have anymore apples
2. When he's laughing all creepy like, say "Why so serious?" like the Joker
3. Say "You dropped your pocket."
4. When he's talking to you, say "You're talking to me right? I can't tell, your eyes are kinda googley."
5. Say "Stand up straight! You'll give yourself a hunch!"
6. Ask him if he was beaten with an ugly stick
7. Tell him that all that makeup isn't really helping him much
8. Tell him to make Misa shut up when they're together at night
9. Hug him
10. Hold out an apple and every time he reaches for it, pull it back
11. Ask him if he's ever changed clothes
12. Ask him if he can be the clown at your kids birthday party
13. Give him a squeeky red clown nose
14. Tell him that all the apple trees in the world just died
15. Tell him that you love him
16. Ask him how his face got so messed up
17. Ask him how babies are made
18. ask him how he got his hair to do that
19. Constantly ask what happens if you draw in the death note
20. Say "here boy!
Only This and Nothing More...Only This and Nothing More...4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You were the Third Kira, in accomplice with Light and Misa.
You were much smarter than Misa, and as logical and as good as an actor as Light.
You hated the two of them.
'Well, at some point, I'll have to kill Light and Misa. They'll just get in my way ' you thought to yourself.
"[Name]!" Misa called out to you, you turned to look at the hyperactive blonde.
"Where's Light, Misa?" You asked her.
"Here, in a meeting!" She said, starting to lead you somewhere.
"For what?" You realized what 'it' was.
The Kira Investigation Team.
You entered the room, walking by Light, who slipped you a note.
You quickly and discreetly read:
'I need you to figure out L's true name. Misa has no Shinigami eyes, and neither do you, but YOU can get close to him.'
You nodded; mouthing 'Which one of them is L?' he nodded towards an odd fellow, with deep-set eyes and wild raven hair.
"What is your name?" L asked you.
"[Name] [Last Name]." you said soberly.
"Welcome, [Name], he said in response, and the meeting
19 Ways To Annoy L19 Ways To Annoy L4 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Say nope after everything he says
2. Stare at him
3. Play with his hair while he's trying to think (me: gladly)
4. Copy everything he does
5. Ask him if he knows what sunlight is
6. If he says yes, yell LIES!!!
7. Put black eyeshadow under your eyes and run around saying "Look at me! I'm L! GIVE ME CAKE!!!"
8. When he takes a bite of cake say "Nom nom nom..."
9. When he says something smart, pat him on the head and say "Good kitty. Here's a treat for you."
10. Eat all the strawberries off of his cakes
11. Show him this* :,(
12. When he asks you for candy, give him a carrot
13. Ask him how he's not 500 pounds by now
14. Tell him he can't catch Kira
15. Glomp him (me: I'd love to)
16. Laugh at everything he says
17. Put socks on him while he sleeps (if he ever does sleep)
18. Eat all of his sweets
19. Blow up the cake factory
Meeting L Chapter 1She sat there wondering if he would ever come to get her. She sat, Criss crossed with her legs on a bench outside of Wammy's house. She sat for what she thought to be at least 2 hours. Then her mind started to wander off into different places, what does he look like? Is he nice? How would he treat me? That and many more questions poped up into her mind.Meeting L Chapter 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hello." She heard a sudden voice say as she snapped back into reality. She looked at the faint figure coming closer and closer to her.
"Hello." She replied very seriously, not even using any happy-ness in her tone of voice.
"Whats your name?"
"I am Kathryn Yoshida, My mother was American and my father was Japanse. I'm 14" she replied with a small voice.
"Well, I didn't ask for that much, all I wanted to know was your name."
"Well I felt it necessary that you know at least that much of me."
"Well then, My name is L, and thats all you need to know about me." He said that with a grin and walked into Wammy's house. A moment later he return
32 Ways To Annoy Light Yagami32 Ways To Annoy Light Yagami4 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Call him Kira repeatedly
2. Make up a fake name so no matter how much you annoy him, he can't kill you
3. Slowly poke him in the cheek and make it obvious
4. Blame it on Ryuk
5. Tell him that you know it was really his idea to be chained to L and you know why
6. When he asks what you're talking about, just smile and walk away
7. Show him this video*
8. When he doesn't have memory of the Death Note, constantly call him Kira
9. When he gets his memory back, say "I told you so"
10. Say "I know what you did with L" then run
11. Tell Misa what he did with L
12. Call him gay
13. Tell him he's the goddess of the new world
14. Whenever he tries to say something, do the Kira laugh
15. Whenever he tries to say something, scream
16. Pull one of his hairs out
17. Yell "With this hair, I shall create an army of bloodthirsty Kira monster clones!"
18. While he's trying to concentrate, sing U.G.L.Y. right in his ear
19. While he's trying to concentrate, get REALLY close to his face and breath heavi
20 Ways To Annoy Misa Amane20 Ways To Annoy Misa Amane4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
1. Call her fat
2. Tell her that Light doesn't love her anymore
3. Tell dumb blonde jokes around her
4. Tell her she sounds like a chipmunk
5. Call her short
6. When she's about to sit down, pull the chair out from under her
7. Blame it on Light
8. Tell her that Light is cheating on her
9. With L (sorry L)
10. Say "Haha, Light died!"
11. Tell her that Rem looks like her long lost twin
12. Laugh for no reason
13. If she asks why you're laughing, tell her it's because Light got shot
14. Call her a pervert
15. Put her hand in warm water while she's asleep
16. Tell her Light is gay
17. With Ryuk
18. Chain her to L
19. Tell her that Mello is totaly checking her out
20. Give her the L stare
If Kira was one of us. Lyrics.If Kira was one of us. Lyrics.8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
What if Kira was one of us.
If God had a name
Would it be Kira
Would you let him see your face
If you were faced with him in all his stupidity
Would you correct him if he spelt your name wrong
Yeah, yeah, God is a moron.
Yeah, yeah, God isnt good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
With Ray Penbar on the bus
Trying to kill the criminals.
If God had a face would it be ugly
And would you want to see
If seeing burnt your eyes out,
Can you believe
Hes just an idiotic kid with a dream
To make life shitty.
Yeah, yeah, God is a loser.
Yeah, yeah, God is a prat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us
The joker of the circus
People think hes dangerous
But hes just a brainless twit
Feeding Ryuk some apples.
He is friendless and all alone.
Welcome To VictubiaCome with me let me show you a place far from here, where mystery is around every corner.Welcome To Victubia1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Take my hand and I'll introduce you to a wondrous land, where adventure runs ramped.
It's beautiful, magical, the greatest place possible but be careful, you've been warned.
There's ghosts and monsters hiding in the castle, specters and ghouls float right through your front door, Sup guys ready to play tricks on you and so much more.
Darkness could approach at any given moment and creatures are ready to sneak up and give you a scare.
Yes crazy shit goes down, yes crazy shit happens here.
But stay calm don't even let it get to you. The saying goes 'Don't worry about it.'
Because hero's are watching over the town.
So join me in this grand beautiful country, join everyone around.
Join Lord Pewdiepie, Lady MarziaPie, Lord Cryaotic and Lord Cinnamontoastken.
Join Sir Russ, Lady Red, Sir Snake and Sir Scott Jund, and Sir Markiplier and Sir Yamimash will be there.
Join Lady Krism and the great Queen Mang
The After-World (Intro)?????????'s POVThe After-World (Intro)1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Look, you're gonna have to do this. Trust us, we know what we're doing." Red said through the ear piece.
Are they crazy? Why would I trust them, after they did this to me. To me! I didn't even belong here! I belong at HQ, training the newcomers how to infiltrate enemy head quarters and deal with zombie hoards. Instead, I'm stuck in a cliff at gun point!
"I said, drop the briefcase! RIGHT NOW!!!" The guard yelled furiously, annunciating the last sentence. He teased me with his rifle, adjusting it to line up with my head. This guy was serious: he wasn't gonna let me live if I refused, huh? What am I thinking about, he's not going to let me live even if I cooperate. I'm too... known.
I lightly glanced over to the briefcase I held in my right hand. From the outside, it looked like your average briefcase a buisness man carried to work. However, what this briefcase contained was nothing ordinary.
Am I really going to do this...? Risk my life, for a brief case?
PewdieCry: Broken Imagination (Ch.2)“Hey, Uncle Cry?” The little girl in front of me asked. I turned to look at her, smiling. “Yeah?” Lily glanced where I was looking before. “How come you keep staring at Felix?” I laughed.PewdieCry: Broken Imagination (Ch.2)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
“I’m not.” I shook my head.
“Are too! Do you like him or something?” She grinned at the thought. I smirked. “No, I do not like him. Lily, I thought you were smarter than this!” I said jokingly. “I am! But it’s pretty obvious!” The girl whispered to me. I gazed at him, turning my attention away from her. Felix was wearing glasses, and positioned himself on a bench, reading. He was attractive, but I didn’t like him or anything. Looks can deceive, personality is what counted.
“Uncle Cry, you’re starring again!”
“God damnit!” Lily bubbled with laughter. “You know, mom says you should get out more.” She told me, taking my phone from the bench, and fiddling with it.
Devil in disguise - EfxFxFlThe sun was going down and the evening added over the city in happy tree land. Everyone had a day well spend and went home to themselves. No one had died or been hurt this day. Must be a new record they all thought, a whole day without painful deaths or blood everywhere. Now that the day was done it was time for a peaceful evening. Everyone was home and did what they felt for. It seemed to be quiet and empty on the street except for a red little porcupine girl who were walking down the street. It looked like she was heading off to someone. She was quite nervous for some reason and tried to slow down but kept on walking. The cute little porcupines name was Flaky. She was known as the ``coward´´ of happy tree land. Everybody knew she was afraid of everything even her own shadow. Flaky really wanted to show everyone that she weren't that helpless little coward. She would do anything to show them all. But she knew that it was hopeless. She kept walking until she reacheDevil in disguise - EfxFxFl4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The After-World ~Chapter 1, Page 1~Pewdiepie's POVThe After-World ~Chapter 1, Page 1~1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I looked up to see Toby, I think, and Markiplier guarding the helicopter in case the guard, now below us, decided to strike. As I strained to see the pilot, I climbed up the ladder to get on the helicopter.
I smiled a bit. Despite the fact that I was still bleeding, I swear, this looked like a classic spy movie!
...Am I acting too excited for a man who just got shot?
I stretched my head to see who else was inside. All I saw was Toby's expression turn from relieved to shocked.
"Hey, welcome ba-PEWDIEPIE? What you doin' here?" He said with a beaming smile and his signature silly voice. He held out a hand so I could help myself up.
I felt a huge pull when I grabbed his hand. "Nothing much, just got shot, escaped from a really intense mission, you know, the usual!" I shouted over the loud noise of the helicopter blades.
"Wait, you were shot?!" He yelled in surprise. Oddly enough, he still kept his smile, but it withered with each passing second.
"Yea!" I yelled,
Pewdiecry: The day you died - Chapter 1 ~ FeliksToday he found out. Today was the worst day of Feliks' life. Today his career was over. His life hung in the balance. He sighed as he left the doctors office. He had gone in for his annual check-up and something disturbing popped up in his blood tests. He had an incurable disease. It was serious for the fact that it was untraceable to any source. The man known as Pewdiepie would be no more. How am I going to tell my bro's... The Swedish man thought as he trudged his way to his car. He had less than a year to live, how the disease was rapidly growing.Pewdiecry: The day you died - Chapter 1 ~ Feliks2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Sighing, he sat in his car and held the wheel, tightening his grip considerably. There was some unfinished business he had with a friend. When he got home he would call him and book a flight for him to come to Brighton, UK. It was imperative that he came to visit him.
The swede started the car as he drove home. He was alone in his home. His thoughts quickly turned to that of Cry. His heart ached. How was he to tell Ryan about this.
HTF Oneshot: Important To Me"Yeah, finally, we've got them!" Shifty laughed, his paws scooping the gems up and shoving them into two separate sacks, evenly dividing them, or at least, as evenly as Shifty's greed would let him.HTF Oneshot: Important To Me5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Lifty nodded and reached out, he took his sack, draped it over his shoulder and then suddenly, they both gasped as the alarm went off. Eyes scanning about, they suddenly realized that Shifty's tail had set off one of the motion detecting lasers.
"Let's go, move your tail!" Shifty shouted, shoving his twin roughly and making Lifty drop the bag. The gems didn't spill, but grabbing the bag still took precious seconds as the alarm sounded, if they were caught . . .No, don't think like that right now! Lifty told himself as he raced after his brother, said coon had a good head start and was already rounding the corner of the bank as Lifty started running. "I'll see you when we get back to the house, okay, bro?!" Shifty shouted over the alarms.
"Oh, okay, Shifty!" He replied, still lagging.
It Hurt Me to Say It - BotF2013It Hurt Me to Say It - BotF20132 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It hurt me to say it… God how it hurt. Three simple words. Who would have known how much it could have affected my entire life. I had so many chances but I waited. I was stupid to think that I would have all the time in the world to tell him… But life has a funny way of slapping you in the face and ripping you out of your day dreams… Sure I had said it plenty of times… When we were playing games or even just talking late at night. But everyone thought I was joking. They thought I was goofing off… Then came the day when he told me about… Her. His girlfriend. She was pretty, I would admit that. I was on Skype with him at the time. I congratulated him. Then logged off… and I screamed. It wasn't the scream I had when I was playing a scary game or something with him. It was a scream of pure anguish. This couldn't be happening to me. But I had waited too long to tell him that I loved him for real. God damn it… how could I do this to myself…?
Kidnapped by a Fan GirlSummary:Kidnapped by a Fan Girl1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The gang has lived a comfortable life as toys in a claw machine until one lucky fan girl gets her hands on Cryaotic. It's up to Pewds, Ken, and Minx to save their beloved comrade so long as they don't get too distracted along the way. Some PewDiePie x Cry and fan girl fluff involved.
"And there you have it folks! The PewDieCry stare down," Ken exclaimed, sitting at a cloth covered table on the side lines. He wore a red shirt with his signature cinnamontoast character in the center. Around his neck was a black bowtie for the event, and his furry bear hat came with it's own monocle. "What do you think, Minx?"
"I think Pewds is trying to decide his next move, but Cry's locked in poker face," the woman beside him stated. Minx had her own hair up in a ponytail, matching Ken's black bowtie with one in her hair. She had on a purple tank top, and her hand was adjusting the mic on the table. "Let's listen in."
Pewds was laying
The After-World ~Chapter 1 Page 3~?????'s POVThe After-World ~Chapter 1 Page 3~1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Remember, Asa, you guard this entrance. Tazzy, stick with someone outside. Shady, go to the gym doors and patrol. Mathy, guard the opposite entrances in the back. Pixie and Domi, as soon you see the helicopter, go to Kiwa up stairs or in the gym. I'll patrol the streets closet to us." She said.
"Got it." We said in unison.
I returned to the ground, giving my wings some rest.
I strained my head to the side, wondering what my wings looked like in the first place. They weren't that tall, only reaching the top of my head. They glowed a light shade of purple and left a trail of purple dust.
I turned around fully, staring at the strange, illuminate trail. I noticed that Domi had a light blue trail, but...
I really didn't know what to expect, really. All I knew was that I had wings!
I felt someone tugging my hand as my feet lifted off the ground. I looked around and saw Domi rushing me outside. "You really need to stop daydreaming." She said with the involu
CostI hope you realize the cost that your choice has bled.Cost6 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
It is far too late to change your mind - to undo your decision.
Some things, once shattered; cannot be mended ever again - for what else would have to be destroyed to make the first new again.
So I hope you know the price.
I hope you realize whose heart had to be crushed for you to keep your dream.
Is it worth it now?
I hope that it is....but somehow I doubt it.
I hope you recognize the cost - if nothing else at all.
Even if you do not regret it...at least admit to the loss.
10 Seconds ((PewDieCry)) *Pewds' POV*****10 Seconds ((PewDieCry)) *Pewds' POV*1 year ago in Romance More Like This
I was going to say sorry. I was going to beg him to take me back. I even wrote him a letter. I was going to slip it between the cracks of his door because... Well, because I was too much of a coward to talk to him face to face.
I mean, I knew he wasn't going to forgive me in a long time. I just wanted to let him know that I was stupid, and that I regretted my actions.
I went up to his front door and proceeded to slip it under. Then I noticed that the door was open. With a slight push, it opened wider. It felt like the house was empty.
Damn my curiosity. I slipped inside and flicked the lights on. I was just going to leave the letter on the welcome mat, but then I noticed the letter on his coffee table.
I picked it up, placing my letter down. It was sloppily written, but I recognized his handwriting. It was Cry's letter. I began to read, and as I neared the end, my eyes began to water and my vision blurred.
And to Pewds, I'm sorry. I know you aren't read this, but
Cure for the Virus! - A Pewdiecry fanfic (update)Cure for the Virus! - A Pewdiecry fanfic (update)1 year ago in Drama More Like This
by Wildshadow 1
Cry could do nothing but watch as the Virus took over his body and attacked his friend. Who wasn't even trying to fight back.
Pewds: Cry, I know you're in there! *blocks attack* fight it!
Virus: hEHeHE! RyAN caN't HeAR yOU FeLix~ It wiLl tAKe sO mUch mORe tHAn wORdS tO BeAT mE! *shocks pewdie*
Pewds: geh! *collapses to knees and tries to get back up*
Virus: cOme On FIgHt BaCK! *zaps him again*
Cry: stop it!
Virus: yOU sTay qUiET liKE a GoOD bOY!
Pewds: no, i- i wo-won't hu-hurt him. let him go you bastard!
Virus: sHut Up! *fires attack*
Pewds: *dodges attack and tackles cry* let him go!
virus: I'lL onLy lET hIM gO iF I diE, anD fOR thAt tO haPPeN CRy hAS tO dIE TOo.
Cry: fuck you!
Virus: or~ iF soMEoNe bEtTEr coMeS aLoNG.
Virus: IT's siMplE rYan. If I fiNd a beTteR veSeL, yoU'lL be frEe to gO~
Cry: no! you can't do that to anyone! I won't let you
Life Note - Chapter 5Life Note - Chapter 56 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The trip back to the apartment was made in silence, all save for Apollo who was constantly tapping Ceres on the shoulder and asking random questions about random things. Half of these taps did Ceres ignore but sometimes his touch was rough which she deduced required her immediate attention, but even then was the matter about something small and insignificant such as the clouds or a garbage can or a pebble. After so long Ceres ignored them all, and blocked out his angelic voice no matter how hypnotizing it was.
All this time L had been walking only a few steps in front of Ceres and was trying in earnest to keep his gaze in front of him. However, with pursed lips in irritation, he couldnt stop hearing Apollo and Ceres talk, and their voices combined hypnotized him also. Not only was he aggravated by the constant distraction but the angels continuous bothering of Ceres was also pinching at his nerves, but he didnt say anything. Soon it became very quiet, the normal quiet
Cryaotic: Virus Origins(Warnings: General insanity)Cryaotic: Virus Origins1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
I b-b-bet you are wo-ar-wondering why I am here? I a-a-am wonderi-i-ng-g why you even c-care? They call me V-Vir-rus.
I am here b-b-beacuse he n-needs me. Or rather h-h-h-he needs someone to k-k-keep him s-him-safe. Unlike that moron M-M-Mad. He doe-esn't know how to properly p-pro-p-protect him. Or you.
I did-n-n't come till he was a-a-a-a little older. I me-m-met him when he was all alone. Th-the monster was com-c-coming for him. He was going t-t-t-to hurt him. I was th-th-eir to stop it. I c-carefully tucked him away. I the-e-en got to play. You s-s-seeeee I am d-diff-d-erent.
I like to-t-to have things. L-l-like you. 1..w4nt t-t-to own things. You started st-readi-i-ing this now.
H-he's asle-e-e-ep. He won't know kn-kn-nooo if I keep you wi-i-th-h the others.
Th-t-they call me Virus. 1-1-I am an i-1-1-1-infection. I live in a-a-l-all of you. I am I-I. Can you se-e-e-e me y-e-t-t-t?
T-t-t-turn around now. I-its time to play //system error//
Remember Me? ((PewDieCry))****Remember Me? ((PewDieCry))1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"There." I lifted a hand and pointed to a large building that casted an enormous shadow as the sun began to set. He frowned, moving a bit closer.
"This? This is where we're supposed to be stationed?"
"Yeah. What's wrong with it?" I asked, suddenly defensive of the base. It looked all right, with slender, tall trees surrounding it and the building itself looking large enough to house a high school. The tall grass around it was a pale golden color, and puffy white clouds skittered across the baby blue sky.
"Nothing. I'm just wondering why it looks amazing." He smiled, gripping the straps of his pack and pulling his cap low on his head. "I'm glad we made it here first. And..." His grin grew wider. "that I got to come here with you."
I was too flustered to speak, but then I managed to come up with a reply. "Of course I'd come here with you. We're in the same squad, right? Should we wait for the others? They... They're taking a while."
"We could... but," He nudged me w
EFN Round 1 - Gent vs GentEFN Round 1 - Gent vs Gent6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Gentle undertones of orange blossom danced upon his taste buds as bitter blackness strode boldly across the tongue. Earl grey - perhaps an overused and now clichéd choice in tea, but a fantastic brew nevertheless. Charles took a sip from the bone-china cup, watching another contestant sprint across the lawn towards the tall, dark trees that surrounded the mansion. He stopped just short of the threshold and craned his neck round, looking around for other competitors. One look at Charles sent him darting into the thick forest. No matter, Charles thought, taking another sip. There were plenty more where that came from, and he still had a full pot of tea. Not to mention the splendid view. A large portion of Nevara could be seen from the stone balcony - a dense dark forest stretched out from the grounds of the mansion, creeping and snaking its way across the landscape towards a strangely foreboding city. The ubiquitous clouds of twilight stretched on through the sky as far a