10 Ways to annoy Edward Cullen10 ways to annoy Edward10 Ways to annoy Edward Cullen6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. (when Nessie is a teenager) When Renesmee and Jacob come home from school and get out of Edwards sight, picture Renesmee making out with Jake on her bed. Then look at him an say 'oh, love can be so beautiful' Don't be surprised if he actually runs to her room like he's being chased by the Voturi.
2. Call the Volturi and say Edward would love to join them on two simple conditions. One; They have to kill Bella, because she annoys him and claims Renesmee too much and two: that they make him walk around in a bright pink tutu so he can "relax" every now and then.
3. Ask him to drive you to the other side of the world. If he does ask constantly "Are we there yet?" until you're almost there, then say "man, if you would drive just a bit slower even a snail would be able to pass you by."
4. Ask Bella how she could have ever chosen Edward at all while he is a cold,stalking freak and while a hot,cuddly and cute werewolf was around aswell. When she says she loves Edward