The Littlest PresidentThe Littlest President12 years ago in Socio-political More Like This
The Littlest President
At the age of eleven I was elected the 50th president of the United States of America. My analysts put my win down to youth (I was the youngest ever to run) and to the unfortunate late-October acne breakout of my incumbent rival, an eighth grader from Massachusetts. I have a stronger faith in the New Rules than do my analysts, who are always looking at polls and running them through sacred formula. I ascribe my presidency to the good sense of America, my hard work at Security School, and the stunning leadership of my handlers.
Once my presidency was officially announced, my face was given another coat of foundation and I was ushered up to a podium in front of a large crowd of my supporters. There was a crashing sea of applause. Most of my supporters were dumpy women in their thirties – just barely old enough to remember a time before we had the New Rules – these were my core demographic, although my handlers dutifully i
Interview With George Bush 2Interview With George Bush 212 years ago in Humor More Like This
Kcloud: Mr. Bush I would like to thank you for coming here to talk again, and also for retiring the airplane goggles, that was very mature of you.
Bush: Ma took them away. (Wipes away tear)
Kcloud: we'll make sure to get you some nice building blocks to play with. So I have realised, even though we have sat down before, and you shared your butterfly collection with me backstage, I really don't know you very well. So maybe this time we can get a better indebt look at George W. Bush.
Bush: I'm getting' really excited about this interview. I would start shooting my pistols up in the air and hooting like a madman, but I can't; I'm the President.
Kcloud: But isn't that what made you become the President?
Bush: No, my brother giving me Florida is! (Laughs and elbows Kcloud in the side)
Kcloud: Rigging the election, the best present a brother could ever give. So may I ask what have happened in your life since our last discussion?
Bush: Nothing, I got lost in your closet looking for