Hetalia- Obsessed when...You know you're obsessed with Hetalia whenHetalia- Obsessed when...5 years ago in Humor More Like This
 When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you
 When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class
 When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look
 When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay
 When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media
 When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language
 When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you
 (the obvious) When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them "everyone eventually becomes one with Russia" before
brb suicide - Ch 01brb suicide - Ch 019 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
By Kitteh and NeoFox
Warnings: It's gay ya'know. It's gay.
Disclaimer: Smeets will eat our souls if we dare claim Invader Zim. So yeah, Jhonen can keep his smeets of DOOM! We just want to borrow Zim and Dib for a fic, so calm yourselves.
Summary: ZADR. AU. A bass ackwards universe in which Dib is just your regular tom-emo in middle skool, his father isn't the renowned Professor and Zim is actually smart and oh so fabulous.
Away from the city and away from the noises of annoying everyday life, many miles down, sat the Middle Skool, which most of the teens attended or just generally skipped. It was an okay building that still needed some work, but no one wanted to waste the time and money on it. Everyday inside the brick building was the same. Many a personality walked the halls, to and from classes, never really giving any other one person a glance. Not unless you were
Byakuya X Reader Arranged Marrage Chapter 1Byakuya X Reader Arranged Marrage Chapter 11 year ago in Romance More Like This
"______?" You raise your eyes to your Captain "Yes Captain Komamura?" You asked as you placed your pen down "Your mother has informed me that she'd like to speak with you" you nodded and got up, making your way to your family house. "Mom! You needed me?" You shouted as you opened the door and spot her at the table with a cup of tea.
"Yes. Since you’re at the age that nobles marry, we have found an eligible man for you to marry. In less than a week you will be married to Byakuya Kuchki, no objections, it has been decided" she took a long sip from her tea. "Hold on! I don't even know Byakuya! And I should be able to choose whom I marry!"
She turned to look over his shoulder "You know as well as I do. You are of one of the noble clans and will marry someone of a noble clan as well. And you’re lucky we were able to find someone your age." "But he is so emotionless! Totally opposite of me!" She turned back around and started walking "Stop shouting, it's unladylike. Also we want
Hetalia Headcanons((MOST OF THESE HEADCANONS WERE NOT MINE, AND WERE TAKEN FROM TUMBLR AND FACEBOOK. I JUST THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME WITH YOU.))Hetalia Headcanons7 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
1.China was the first to find out about nations not dying, and when other nations found out that China knew they just “WHY DID YOU NOT SAY ANYTHING??” and he sort of half glares and whispers “Ancient Chinese secret”
2.Once, Liechtenstein got a copy of "Animal Crossing" from Japan for Christmas, and she didn't stop playing it for days.
3.Italy only retreats so easily because he knows that if he dies, Romano dies too.
4. America going to visit George Washington’s grave every year on the anniversary of his death to tell him what’s going on in the goverment and politics and what not and finally one year he breaks down and asks him if he’s proud of him.
5. Germany and Romano are best friends when they're drunk.
6. Herr stick is part of the push broom Chibitalia gave Holy Rome. Germany can't remember
[APH] Mein Gott! (Prussia) - English DubSomeone out there is calling me.[APH] Mein Gott! (Prussia) - English Dub1 year ago in Humor More Like This
The awesome me is being called.
Alright, let's go, just leave it to me; let's go!
To the east and west I'll keep running.
If you desire it too,
I'll come to you and I'll pet you.
That is absolutely right!
If fighting is your only choice,
Then that's what you'll have to do.
The awesome me! The most supreme! The strongest of all!
The one who always gets the last laugh!
It is the awesome me, of course!
The very best! The most fearsome!
You guys can all praise me now.
I'll even show you my massive dream
A succession of victories forever!
I'm here alone in my room.
I think I'll write it today too.
A memorial of the awesome me. Let's go!
Hey little tweeting bird,
Chirp for my sake,
It will heal me.
This is bad, a panda that will bring happiness.
I will never be fooled.
The awesome me will now show up! Burn it up!
I'll do whatever I want violently!
Old man, please watch over me!
In a pinch! Punch!
A shower. Szayel X ReaderA shower- Szayel x reader.A shower. Szayel X Reader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
This one is more sweet then sour it's not a lemon but I thought it was cute.
It's been a long day. So far you have run errands for Aizen all day, Had to watch over Orihime for 1 1/2 hours, And help Szayel with organizing his lab and an upcoming event who lucky you only knew about it, All topped off with having to break apart a fight between Grimmjow and Nnoritora earning yourself a punch to the ribs which led you back to Szayel and Orihime. You haven't eaten much all day so you make yourself some ramen noodles and taking tchem to the bathroom with you letting them cool while you undress and get ready to take a shower. You step onto the scale to check your weight. "Good i guess, Still need to work on the stomach though." you say quietly to yourself looking at your figure in the mirror. "You look fine the way you are." You hear a voice from the other side of the locked door. You knew it was Szayel and answered him. "Yea I know I just want to slim it down slight
100 things that I, Italy, can NOT doI will not randomly hug Germany during training.100 things that I, Italy, can NOT do9 months ago in Humor More Like This
Especially if something scares me.
He will make me run an extra fifty laps in response.
I will not ask big brother France about Yaoi.
Germany will hurt France if he says anything to me about it.
I still don't know what it is, because no one will tell me.
I am not allowed to call Germany in the middle of the night.
Especially if it's because my curl is tangled with Romano's again.
Apparently the first twenty times were overkill.
Next time, let's call Spain instead!
If we are stranded, I will not use the drinking water to make pasta.
Apparently it's wasting water, no matter how delicious the pasta is.
I will not take off my clothes in front of Japan.
Apparently it makes him feel really uncomfortable.
And I really don't want Japan to hate me.
I will not bring animals to a world meeting.
They are distracting to the other countries.
Especially Finland if it's a dog, and Greece if it's a cat.
I will not mass produce white flags.
Germany will p
Bleach 7 Minutes in Heaven-Sake BottleBleach 7 Minutes in Heaven-Sake Bottle1 year ago in Romance More Like This
You buried your hand to the bottom of the hat, only finding one idem, pulling out you identified it as a sake bottle. "Ok, who's drunk?" You heard Captain Kyoraku laugh "I had that a couple of days ago" he stood up and took your hand, leading you into the closet. Orihime closed the door "Hope you two have fun!" you here the lock click, letting you know the door is locked. Letting out a sigh you leaned back on the wall and closed your eyes "So how's it going ______?" You smile a little "I'm good, how about you?" You hear him move to sit next to you "I’m good thanks"
Awkward silence lasts for half of a minute unitl you hear him shift "______" you feel his breath on your lips, realizing he was inches away from you, you freeze up. He placed a hand on your cheek and brings his lips to yours. You don't take long to kiss back, wrapping your arms around his neck so his chest was against yours. He asks for entrance but you deny. He pulls back and pouts "No fair" you wave a finger at him "
SpainxReader - ReposeSpainxReader - Repose1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Get that one, chica.”
_____ turned her head to look in the direction her friend had pointed. She wrapped her fingers carefully around the selected tomato and gently pulled it off of the vine. Holding it up to see, she smiled at the Spaniard. “This one?”
Antonio returned the smile as he took the tomato and placed it in the basket between him and _____. “Sí. Gracias.”
“De nada,” she said. She dusted off her hands with a soft sigh, pushing herself to her feet. She bent down and picked up the basket, which was now full of tomatoes. “Well, I guess I’ll go put these with the others.” She turned and started to walk away, but was stopped when she felt something wrap slightly around her calf.
_____ looked back to see Antonio now lying on his back with his hand on her leg. His chocolate-brown hair fell gently in every which-way, and she made a quick mental note of how cute it looked. “Yeah?” she said.
RussiaxReader World So Cold Chapter 1RussiaxReader World So Cold Chapter 12 years ago in Settings More Like This
Post World War Three, North Korea bombed America. America retaliated. The worlds gone to shit, everywhere the landscape is destroyed. There is no safe place except Canada, the only country that wasn’t completely destroyed. Unrighteous, horrid, demon mutations roam the lands, killing any who survive. An alien race hunts these beasts, and the struggling humans are barely passing by. Between the three races, water, food, and shelter is scarce. The mutant race, referred to as the Maelstrom race, are carnivores with their own ruler, Zerterratossceros. Zerterratossceros and his race are not the natives mutated, but merely beings from planet Utthagua. The leader of the alien race, called Terramancers, worships almighty gods. The current prophet of the Terramancers is K’h’jus, and he is a peacekeeper of the humans and warrior against the Maelstrom.
The races arrived a year after North Korea and South Korea fell. NK and SK were the first countries to fall, actually. The land w
2pTaliaxHetalia: Meet myself (PREVIEW)2pTaliaxHetalia: Meet myself (PREVIEW)4 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
THIS IS A PREVIEW OF A NEW FIC I'LL MAKE (someday).
BECAUSE IT'S A PREVIEW, PLEASE COMMENT HOW IT IS AND WHAT SHOULD I CHANGE (Please, no comments like 'Oh my, I want some [shipping name]', this should have some, I repeat it, SOME slighty suggested pairings).
Also forget me if I make any grammar error.
Warnings: this fic is about the 2pTalia characters (It means this could and will have some blood)
*In this fic, the 2p will NOT be phsyco killers. (I simply don't like the idea of them killing their counterpart, it would be like killing theirselves).
*Some swearing (specially from South Italy and others).
*Some situations based on comics I've seen.
Also, some of the 2p's names I'll use:
-Luciano (N. Italy)
-Flavio (S. Italy)
And just in case, the normal (1p) names:
Go SomewhereAmerica hurried into the park, agitated mumbling muffled by the gloves in his mouth as he fumbled with his belt. Russia was visiting his home for the first time in ages, and he was late.Go Somewhere4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He paused at the fountain, pulling his gloves on and glancing around, when a familiar voice drew his attention. He turned, and his eyes fell immediately on a tall man standing next to the lamp post, a folded blanket tucked under his arm and a scarf wound around his neck despite the August evening heat. America grinned.
"Vanya!" he said, rushing to the older nation. "Sorry I'm late - Tony went into the kitchen with the weed-eater and all the dishes were - well, there was glass everywhere, he even broke the window - and Iggy can always sense when something goes wrong somehow, he called to gloat or something, and it took forever to get him off the phone and - "
Russia's smile widened and he shook his head, cutting off the other superpower without saying a word in a way that mad
My pasta man- GerItaThen again guys..I don't own..ANYTHING! except the plot.My pasta man- GerIta3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Anime: Hetalia Axis Powers
Pairings: Germany x Italy
Genre: Shounen-ai, Fanfiction
It's veeeerrrryyyy shoooortt...is it okay?!?!?!!?! XD
"Here, my dear Psychiatrist, is Guillermo's Sanctuary for Mentally Impaired patients."
A bespectacled man said, wearing a lab coat with an Italian accent assisting a young man with a slicked back blonde hair.
"Danke, Sir Mario." The young man replied carrying his own suitcase.
" Don't mention it, Signor Ludwig. Make sure to pass this test so that you can get your Psychology license. Ok? You gonna need it in Germany."Dr. Mario said as he patted Ludwig's shoulder which Ludwig only nod.
Ludwig Beilschmidt, a Psychiatrist student from University of Leipzig in Germany, went to Italy to have a 3 month training experience in a mental hospital before getting his license. Still new to the place, he seemed to have a hard time adjusting in the Italian environm
Check yes, Juliet. ~RomanoxReader!~Check yes, Juliet. ~RomanoxReader!~2 years ago in Romance More Like This
This couldn't get any worse.
Your parents were strict, very strict. They never let you go out unless it was for a school purpose. Excluding dances, parties, and events; only studying and what not. They didn't let you wear the clothes you wanted to wear. They didn't let you hang around boys after you met…
Oh. He was everything you dreamed of. His dreamy eyes that sparked only at you. The way he parted his hair; and how he made a fuss when you came across his odd curl.
This boy you love was none other than…
Romano Lovino Vargas.
As you thought about the Italian of your dreams, footsteps could be heard. There was a knock.
“(Name)? Chica, I’m making churros in the kitchen. Come down if you want to eat some.”
And that. That was your father.
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo.
“..No, thank you.” You responded.
“Ookay! If you say so!”
Then you heard footsteps, he was gone. Now, you could go back to your dreaming. The way he dresses, he has
Never HaveNobody understands them, not even themselves. Not even each other.Never Have4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
In public, they keep their distance. Or, one does. The other is equally as afraid, but his face cannot contort to express such an emotion.
They kiss behind closed doors, in private, next to the fireplace. They hide these things from other people.
They are afraid of loosing one another. It could happen. Anything could happen. So they cry sometimes, like everyone. Old scars run too deep.
Denmark knows of a place on Norway's arm that he cannot touch, otherwise Norway will fall to the floor and writhe in memory of a blade slicing and flaying flesh apart. His body remembers being torn limb from limb.
Norway can't say certain things to Denmark or Denmark will spiral downwards into a depressed state, thoughts and doubts resurfacing, the same ones that drove him mad long ago. His mind remembers being fragmented pieces.
They love one another, nonetheless.
They love one another so much that sometimes, it hurts.
They lie in bed to
The Man in Pink 2p!England x Reader Chapter 8The Man in PinkThe Man in Pink 2p!England x Reader Chapter 82 years ago in Settings More Like This
2p!England x Reader
Arthur told to you to meet him at a restaurant near the port. Apparently it was a very popular place to eat at. You were really excited. You couldn't stop smiling to yourself.
As you were walking towards the restaurant, you heard a scream. Your blood ran could. The scream was just around the corner to where you were heading.
'Maybe that was just my imagination.' You thought to yourself.
"Pease don't hurt me!" A woman cried from the alley.
'Crap' you thought.
You looked over and saw that the woman was actually a student in one if your classes.
You did the very first thing you thought. You called the police.
"This is the police department, how may I help you?" The officer said.
"I need help right away there's a woman being attacked in the alley you need to come here now!" You said quickly while hiding.
"We are on our way" they said.
You then send a text to Arthur to tell him about your situation.
You were extremely scared right now. You d
Kisuke Urahara x Reader: Lesson Number OneKisuke Urahara x Reader: Lesson Number One1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Urahara Kisuke x Reader
WARNING: Language. Not too bad, just a few swears here and there. Also, not a lemon, but there is some action in there for you!
“Ichigo, like this!” ____ demonstrated to the orange haired teen once again.
“Y-you mean, this?” Ichigo tried. He just couldn’t seem to get the form down. ____ sighed at yet another failed attempt from Ichigo. Both of them were frustrated and tired.
“One more time, Ichigo.” ____ said with exhaustion laced into her voice. Suddenly, Ichigo stabbed his zanpakuto into the ground and punched the nearest rock.
“I’m not getting it, ____! Don’t you see that? I don’t know how to do it!” he yelled at her. ___ was reaching her wit’s end, and she wasn’t sure how much patience she had left, but she responded none the less
Shunsui x Reader DrunkShunsui x Reader Drunk9 months ago in Romance More Like This
You were walking through Squad 8 to go back to Squad 13 to take care of your very sick Captain, Jushiro, you were almost out of Squad 8 but as you walked past Shunsui's office and sake bottle crashed down right next to you from the roof making a loud crash off the ground. You look up to see who did that but you get onto the roof to see a very hungover Shunsui.
"He must have knocked the bottle off the roof." You whispered to yourself as you were scratching your head.
"Hmmmm, well isn't it my favorite lieutenant!?" Shunsui said as he leaned up and to get a better look at you.
"Oh sorry Captain Shunsui i didn't mean to wake you." You said looking at the ground feeling a little bad that you woke Shunsui from his nap.
"It's ok lieutenant _____" He said with a smile on his face, hoping his smile would make you smile, and it worked.
"I'll clean these up for you" You said as you started picing up the empty sake bottle. But then you reliezed 'I have to take care of Jushiro! i forg
Even A VikingDenmark was on the top of the world. As a Viking, he was the strongest Nation in the world. All feared him, from the peasants to the monarchs, and the humans to the other Nations. All the riches of the world were his. His people were happy. But he certainly wasn't.Even A Viking4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He stared wistfully at his best friend, Norway. The other man was silently sharpening his weapons, getting ready for another raid. Denmark shivered. The way his friend almost effortlessly, and dare he say it, gracefully cut through his enemies in a battle came to his mind. It was so different to his own berserker style. It was almost like comparing a swan to an ox.
If Denmark could have his way, he would grab Norway and kiss him on the spot. But Denmark really did not want a sword in his stomach. Why did Norway have to be so... icy? He was like the snow. Beautiful to look at, yet so deadly to approach. If you tried to go near him, he would just freeze you, or blow you away. Denmark mentally slapped himself. Why did he always
CanadaxReaderFast forward: Part oneCanadaxReaderCanadaxReaderFast forward: Part one2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Fast forward: Part one
You glared at the text book in front of you, rubbing your tired eyes. Why was learning history so hard sometimes? It was like the authors wanted you to die of boredom before you got past the first chapter. And of course, the subject you had picked was the worst of any type of history.
Revolutions. Sure they were necessary in some ways, but seriously, there was only so much one person could read before they found themselves drooling on the book, fast asleep.
You rubbed your eyes again as the words blurred on the page. Glancing at your watch you cursed. Five minutes until the public library closed. Getting up, you stretched and sighed. Putting the books back, you walked past the head librarian and outside.
A cold wind whipped through the air, messing your hair and making your shiver. Why was is so windy on a spring day? You blinked and stopped in your tracks, turning in a slow circle.
There was no one on the stre