Sonnet to ButterHere's a sonnet to butterSonnet to Butter6 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Why write this thing you ask?
Well don't get all aflutter
Alexiuss set me this task
I love to spread with a knife
Love to spread it on my toast
I want butter to be my wife
Father, Son and Holy Ghost
Now whilst some of you think butter's great
Most of you will think of me as mad
Well let me tell you how my love started mate
I was influenced by my dad
Now I've confessed my love of butter to you
Won't you join me here and admit that you love butter too?