SM: For NapoleonxviIn a small city of Springfield we find the famous cartoon couple Homer and Marge Simpson as they set out to get a few items from the mall for Marge's upcoming charity bake sale. That is until she sees Homer munching on some of her ingredients.SM: For Napoleonxvi5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Marge: * groans* Oh Homer!
Homer: What? I was just making sure they were fresh.
Suddenly at the Jewelry section of the mall three bank robbers with ski masks emerges. The leader emerges carrying a large diamond in his hand. The robbers escaped from the police but ended up bumping into both Marge and Homer.
The diamond flew out of the leaders hand and landed inside Marge's tall hairdo.
Female robber: Hey our loot in that ladies hair.
Male robber: What do we do? We'll never find it in that mess.
Leader: Take her with us.
The two robbers carried Marge off as the leader knocked Homer over.
Marge: HOMIE! HELP!
Homer: ACK! MARGE! DON'T WORRY HONEY I'M COMING!
Homer starts running after them.
Homer: Must save Marge ACK! Oh I hit the wal
simpsons tickling 2Bart and Lisa are sitting in front of the television watching Itchy and Scratch. Bart just starts mindlessly laughing before the cartoon even started. Lisa stairs at him with a confused look. Lisa asks "What are you laughing about the cartoon hasn't even come on yet?" Bart replies, "Because today I gave Millhouse such an atomic wedgie that he wouldn't walk right for a week." "Bart that is awful. Millhouse is suppose to be your friend, I'm telling mom," yelled Lisa. "No I don't think you will be telling anyone, because well you weren't look I slipped something in your drink, and you will be in about 3... 2... 1." Bart said smugly. By the time Bart finished talking, Lisa was out cold. He then slowly dragged his unconscious sister up to her room. He then is begun to tie her down to her bed. When Lisa finally awake she was tied to her very own bed. Looking down upon her was Bart snickering like a mad man. Bart began to slowly walk around her laughing and plotting. "Untie me, what the hellsimpsons tickling 26 years ago in Humor More Like This
Wonderful Wizard of Nick - Chapter 6Chapter 6 - Meeting the Wizard.Wonderful Wizard of Nick - Chapter 61 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
The next morning, Lila woke up in a very luxurious, large bedroom, and for a moment she thought she was still dreaming. She then saw Spunky sleeping on the pillow next to hers, and sighed, realizing this was no dream; she had actually spent the night in the Wizard’s palace, at the room Cindy and the staff prepared for her.
“Well, Spunky, time to meet Mister Wizard.” Lila petted Spunky, gently waking him up, and then she got a shower at the room’s private bathroom. Apparently, even if the Wizard rarely received any visit, he liked having fancy, well-prepared rooms just in case. Lila wanted to be ready as soon as possible since, the previous night, she and her friends had decided the order they’d see the Wizard, and Lila got the first turn, so she’d have her audience right after breakfast.
Lila met up with her friends and Cindy at the palace’s main dining room. Just like herself, all of them have received some extr
Kidnapped Ch. 5Kidnapped! Chapter 5Kidnapped Ch. 56 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Milhouse Van Houten ran down the sidewalk past his house. His mom, Luann, called for him many times, but he ignored her. The only thing on his mind was the fact that his true love was gone. And It could be that way for rest of his life. He stopped at what seemed to be a Great Shadow. It looked all too firmiliar -- and sounded that way too.
"What are you doing, guffball?" came the voice.
"I was looking for...Maggie?" Milhouse tried again. Then a pounding sensation flew into the center of his stomach.
"HA-HA!" came a laugh from the same voice.
"Nelson! Leave me alone!" moaned Milhouse.
"That's for actually caring about people!" he declaired, walking in a different direction. Milhouse paced down the sidewalk once more.
After a long half hour of scattering around town for Lisa, he was led back to the Simpson's house, in search for Bart's letter. He bursted through the door, identical as how he did previously, and swarmed Bart for the letter.
"Give me the letter! I ne
Jessica and Lola Rabbit by ~drgugi28Jessica and Lola RabbitJessica and Lola Rabbit by ~drgugi283 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
This is the art of fiction. It contains soft bondage and sexual themes in this, so please be aware of that.
Rectangle 1: The sun had already set when Lola Rabbit left the school campus to walk the empty parking lot to her mother's big SUV. Lola shivered despite her thick long black coat, her breath misted over her lips as she walked towards the beckoning shelter of parked vehicle.
Rectangl 2: A few minutes before she was arguing with her mother on cell, because they were late for dinner. Her mother, famous actress Jessica Rabbit finally finishing her last movie, find some time for dinner with her daughter and now she was late. So what, thought Lola, if this is a girl's night? Pfhh, big thing, we will be sitting in some fancy restaurant, talking small talks and laughing on stupid jokes. OK, the dress and jewelry my mother sent to me is stunning, I must confess that, Lola smiled to herself. She was stunning beauty, just like her mot
Jade's StoryDaytime DeliveryJade's Story6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was a bright, sunny day in San Francisco, which did nothing to change Natalias mood. Still, Jo hopped around in the seat next to her excitedly.
Whats the plan again this time, boss?
Natalia ripped off a piece of tape.
I leave you tied up in an open space and when this Jade chick comes to save you, I snatch her. Think you can handle that?
Right as rain, boss! Ill-mmmph. Natalia pressed the tape over Jos mouth. Her hands were already tied behind her so they were ready to roll. Natalia opened the car door.
Remember, we just grab her and get out of here. Dont get distracted by all those shiny talisman things she might know about. Well come back for them later. Got it?
Mmmph-hmmph, Jo nodded her assent.
Good. Now get outta here. Natalia kicked her out of the car and sped off.
Heh-heh, Jo doesnt have any idea how powerful those talismans are and I want to get
Toxic GadgetToxic Gadget2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
An Inspector Gadget/The Simpsons fanfic by TheShroudedAssassin.
It was a sunny day in metro city, Gadget was cleaning his car inside
the garage, Penny was outside reading a book on the doorstep and
Brain was outside playing in the garden, a strange ringing sound was
heard not long after.
"Uncle Gadget! isn't that the top secret gadget phone?" Asked Penny.
"Ah yes, you're right Penny!" Replied Gadget as he put the phone to
his right ear "Hello chief, is that you?".
"Of course it's me Gadget, who else would it be?!" Snapped chief
"Ah sorry chief, are you okay? you seem quite agitated." Said the
"Yes I'm fine Gadget, now that's get on with business, meet me at the
Springfield power plant right away! it's urgent!" Demanded chief
"Right chief, I'll be there as soon as I can." Gadget put down the
phone and walked towards Penny and Brain.
"What did chief Quimby say uncle?" Kindl
Toph's Homecoming Part 1Toph ran her hands across the various articles of clothing shed placed inside the bag. She hadnt brought very much with her, and now she was leaving Zukos palace with a bag nearly half her size, filled with the outfits shed acquired along her trip and a few shed picked up recently in town.Toph's Homecoming Part 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I shouldnt be packing all this stuff, she thought, her eyes taking on a bored expression. Besides, I dont even care about clothes anyway and Ive got plenty of outfits waiting for me at home.
Home Toph knew she had to go back, but had put it off for weeks after the defeat of the Firelord. Shed spent the first week partying, though after the furor over the postwar celebrations died down, the rest of her time at the palace had been one of great boredom now that her adventures were over, boredom broken up only by the presence of her friends. But now, Katara and Sokka wanted to go back home, and Aang wa
The Scooby ScoopThe strains of bubblegum pop filled the malt shop where Freddy, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, and (despite the No Dogs Allowed sign in the window) Scooby-Doo himself were enjoying an after-school snack, and trying to think of any spooky buildings in the area which they had not yet explored, for these amateur sleuths were always on the lookout for a new mystery to solve.The Scooby Scoop7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Like, the only mystery right now is what were going to play next on the jukebox, announced Shaggy as the music stopped. Cmon, Scoob, help me choose which groovy tune well listen to now!
Yeah, yeah! agreed Scooby-Doo, as he walked over to the Rock-ola with his scruffy friend, and Freddy and Velma came along as well, leaving Daphne alone at the counter with Mr. Martin, the kindly proprietor.
Business sure is bad these days, he told her sadly, I can remember when this place was full of young people from wall to wall, but now, if it werent for
The Scooby GuiseLike, what did you just say, Daphne? asked Shaggy without even bothering to turn around to look at the pretty redhead, so distracted was he by the sight of the buffet table loaded with all kinds of delicacies on the other side of the crowded ballroom. As this was Halloween, he was wearing his costume, a navy blue crackerjack uniform with two thin red diagonal stripes on his right shoulder and a white sailor hat on his disheveled hair. His canine friend, Scooby-Doo, was standing right to him, and wore shoulder boards, each with a solid gold stripe, and a naval officers cap perched across his ears.The Scooby Guise6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Mpfff! repeated Daphne. Her Halloween costume was a princess, so she was outfitted in a royal purple kirtle, glass slippers, and a golden tiara. Mpfff! Mpfff!
Jinkies, but there sure are a lot of people here! observed Velma. She was dressed as a pumpkin, includi
Gwen - DiD Project FicFor Gwen, it was just another average, boring day in the Rust Bucket. Her grandpa and Ben were out gathering mushrooms for that nights supper, leaving Gwen alone with her music and her thoughts. Not having to deal with Ben for the next five hours was paradise, but her paradise was about to be shattered. As Gwen hummed along with the music, she was completely unable to hear the intruder in the trailer.Gwen - DiD Project Fic6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A day without Ben, oh yeah, a day without Ben, all right Gwen sang along to the tune of the music. Day without Ben, uh huh
Jo plopped right down into Gwens lap.
Hiya! Jo said happily, a wide smile on her face. Gwen gasped, but before she could move, Jos legs wrapped around Gwens arms and the back of the chair, while Jos hand pressed tightly up against Gwens mouth.
Mmmmmm! Gwen struggled and strained, but her arms were held tightly by Jos powerful athletic legs, and she couldnt get h
Tsunade's date"Ungh..." Tsunade sat at her desk, trying to massage her forehead with her fingers. "SAKURA!"Tsunade's date6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I'm right here sensei..." Sakura didn't like how things were looking. She didn't know exactly what happened, but she did know Tsunade was drinking last night. It was something she only did these days since she was Hokage when her old friend Jiraiya was in the village.
"Oh, well has Shizune found Jiraiya yet?" She asked, barely looking up at Sakura.
Sakura couldn't help but to be nervous, Tsunade was clearly upset. If she had any chance of changing her master's mood, she would have to know what happened "I... don't know. Um, Tsunade... what happened last night?"
Tsunade sighed, at first reluctant to say anything, but she had called Sakura to help too, "It's nothing, it's... just stupid. Just let this be a lesson... not to drink too much." Tsunade blushed.
"Well, I'm not old enough anyway." Sakura gave a nervous giggle and waited for Tsunade to continue.
"Well, it's one habit of mine I hope you
HPIM - Part 1Ginny Weasley walked along the fourth floor corridor with a smile on her face, why was she smiling? Well you would be to if you were about to go on a date with Harry Potter. They had been dating for two months and now they were finally going on a proper date in Hogsmede. She only wished that they didnt have to wear school uniform to Hogsmede, the robes and shirt were so baggy and didnt help the girls show off their figures. She let out a sigh of frustration, she had really wanted to wear something more fitting. She giggled at the thought of wearing something like that in front of Harry, he would be so tongue tied. She let out a small sigh of frustration, she had to wear uniform, but she didnt have to wear the school tie because it was summer, she giggled at the images that ran through her mind involving Harry and a tie, oh well, at least Harry will have his tie. She would have worn her tie, but social popularity and all that. Anyway, she was duHPIM - Part 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Lisa: Should we tell Mom what happened to Dad's car? *Lisa put her seatbelt on*
Homer: Uh, kids Let's just pretend that 'thing' with the car, never happened.
Lisa: Ok, Dad *Lisa sighed sadly*
Bart: It'll cost ya, Homer!
Homer: How much? *Homer looked at Bart with mild frustration*
Bart: Ten bucks. *Bart opened and closed his hand as if to say 'Gimme'*
Seymour: Not in my car, young man! *Seymour started driving his car*
Homer: He sure told you, boy! *Homer laughed at Bart*
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Thank god! *Bart jumped out of the car*
Lisa: Just in time. *Lisa looked at Homer then got out of the car quickly*
Seymour: Ok everyone, remember to stick
Bound on the JobSssttpp ppllnngg.Bound on the Job1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
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Barbara Gordon, better known as Batgirl, sighed as she again tugged on her bonds. Behind her, her teammate Cassie Sandsmark, also known as Wonder Girl, grunted as the young heroines hands again pushed into her stomach.
The two girls were tied back to back, with their hands tied around the chest of the other. More rope secured their legs at the knees and ankles, and a strip of duct tape had been placed over their mouths, then covered with a bandanna.
Neither one was particularly happy about their predicament; the gags limited their speech, making it nearly impossible to communicate a plan of escape. Although of course, that was the point. Under normal circumstances, Wonder Girl could use her incredible strength to easily snap their bonds; unfortunately, she had been tied up with her own magic lasso, which was unbr
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Nikki's Birthday BindingIt had been three months since Nikki Wong and her family moved to Iqualuit, her father's new job requiring them to move away from the town Nikki had known since she had been born. She'd be lying if she said she never regretted her decision to move away. She missed her friends, all of them back at the Galleria Mall and though they talked every day on their computers and cell phones, Nikki still missed the good times they spent together and she especially missed Jonesy.Nikki's Birthday Binding5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It had been three months since the last time she'd kissed him. Their relationship hadn't been overtly physical, but they had gone all the way on several occasions, and with the physical component of their relationship gone, she missed Jonesy far more than she missed her other wonderful friends.
Times like these were the worst for Nikki. The clock on her nightstand read "11:47" in thirteen minutes, it would be her 17th birthday. She hadn't made any friends in Iqualuit, and unlike all her previous birthday
Breaking LoAfter an exhausting day working in the restaurant, Lo was grateful to have three whole hours to go surfing with her friends. Shed already changed into her white two piece and was getting her surfboard as her roommates Fin and Emma set off for the employees secret surf spot.Breaking Lo5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
You ready to get worked today, Lo? asked Fin, smirking at her friend as she and Emma stood in the doorway.
Oh, I dont know, Lo replied airily. Ive already worked plenty today Kelly is so uncool, shes a total slave driver.
Yeah, its better to be worked by those waves than to be worked by Kelly, Emma noted, referring to her and Los supervisor at the restaurant. Youre lucky she didnt make you work overtime again
Dont slack off and she wont come down on you, said Fin.
I wasnt slacking! I chipped a nail and I wanted to make sure it was filed down before I took a
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
Not So Troublesome AnymoreTwenty-one year old, Nara Shikamaru groaned, all he wanted to do was relax and watch the clouds, but Temari was nagging at him again. Why did she have to be so troublesome? He was currently lying on a bench out on the balcony of his house, though the more he thought about it, the more it seemed like Temari's house. It was troublesome, but he had fallen in love with her and they had ended up getting married, he snorted, more like she had demanded it.Not So Troublesome Anymore7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He silently groaned as a shadow passed over him, tilting his head slightly, he was greeted with the form of his beautiful but bossy wife Nara Temari, standing over him, with her hands on her hips, frowning down at him.
There you are you lazy bum, get up, theres housework that needs doing.
Troublesome woman, Im watching the clouds, anyway, youre the woman, arent you supposed to do it.
Now, despite his appearance, Shikamaru is actually very smart, however that was a very dumb thing to say
Titanic TroubleStarfire waited eagerly in her room, looking out the window with excitement, staring into the dark night sky. She hopped up and down a little bit to keep herself moving, she was just so excited! It was that time again! That one day of the week she looked forward to so much! Every Saturday night, the boys all went to the city to hang out. This left the two girls all alone in the house from 5pm to about 8am. And then the boys were usually so exhausted that they slept all through the next day too!Titanic Trouble7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Oooh! What could be taking her so long? Starfire whined as she waited for Raven to return. As if by magic, at that very moment Raven stepped through the door carrying a large box in her arms. Starfire let out a small gasp in excitement. May we begin? She squealed, floating into the air a small bit.
Of course. Raven replied coolly with a genuine smile on her face. But, you remember last time Starfires eyes lit up a bit after a moment.
Kidnapped Chapter 2Kidnapped? Chapter 2Kidnapped Chapter 26 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Bart Simpson walked in his house and plopped on the couch. He reached for the remote and pressed the on button. Itchy & Scratchy was on, so he continued to watch TV. Marge walked in the room with a concerned look on her face.
"Bart, have you seen your sister Lisa?" she asked.
"She went to the library I think."
"How long has she been there?"
"I don't know."
"Did she say when she was coming back?"
"Okay, thanks Bart."
Marge walked in the kitchen and grabbed her car keys.
"Bart, stay here with Maggie, I'm running to the Kwik-E-Mart really quick, I'll be back in ten minutes."
"kay." Bart responded. As soon as she left, Bart grabbed the telephone and dialed Milhouse's number.
"Hey Milhouse wanna come over?"
"Well, I'm doing my homework..."
"Homework can eat my shorts."
"Okay I'll be over then-" and the dail tone was all left to hear. Bart hung up the phone and immediatley bursted in, panting.
"Sorry I took so long, Bart. I was looking for.
Gleeks Ahoy Chapter 1Gleeks Ahoy Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Darius Allen Detective Club: Gleeks Ahoy!
by Cora L. Peabody, et al.
(which means "and others")
By Mister Mistoffelees
1 Gleeks Ahoy!
I apologize for the silly title, but, well, this story is about the great big mess which surrounded this past year's GleeFest at our school, and if you know about that one TV show, well I hope you get what I mean.
The story actually started way back in the summer, just after another Camp Evergreen session which almost got us all killed or worse, but for me everything seemed to start on one of the first days back to school that August, in the lobby of Darius Allen High where I'm now a sophomore! I know I should be a junior, but well, you know the story of how that happened, and I really don't like to talkor writeabout it. We were hanging around in the air-conditioned auditorium lobby of the school, waiting for the time to head to our homerooms, and I was just hanging out with Leslie and Kellie
HP and the Christmas SpellIt was that wonderful time of the year for Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry as Christmas was just a few days away and classes were dismissed for the remainder of the year. As students began to head home for the holidays some of them remain behind at the school to enjoy their holiday in peace and quiet. Even though this was the plan for Harry, Ron and Hermione they would soon realize there was a plan to disrupt the peace of the school.HP and the Christmas Spell4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was lunch time which Harry and Ron were sitting at a table with Ginny in their standard 3rd year uniforms which for the boys consisted of a plain white buttoned shirt, a house tie that had thin red and gold stripes, a charcoal gray knitted v-neck jumper, charcoal gray trousers and plain black shoes. Hermione quickly approached them looking very happy and both her and Ginny wore the standard 3rd uniform which the same for the boys expect they wore the same color skirts with black tights and both genders wore a black cloak with their house badg