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simpsons tickling 2Bart and Lisa are sitting in front of the television watching Itchy and Scratch. Bart just starts mindlessly laughing before the cartoon even started. Lisa stairs at him with a confused look. Lisa asks "What are you laughing about the cartoon hasn't even come on yet?" Bart replies, "Because today I gave Millhouse such an atomic wedgie that he wouldn't walk right for a week." "Bart that is awful. Millhouse is suppose to be your friend, I'm telling mom," yelled Lisa. "No I don't think you will be telling anyone, because well you weren't look I slipped something in your drink, and you will be in about 3... 2... 1." Bart said smugly. By the timesimpsons tickling 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Prologue
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Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU
Toxic GadgetToxic Gadget4 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Toxic Gadget"
An Inspector Gadget/The Simpsons fanfic by TheShroudedAssassin.
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It was a sunny day in metro city, Gadget was cleaning his car inside
the garage, Penny was outside reading a book on the doorstep and
Brain was outside playing in the garden, a strange ringing sound was
heard not long after.
"Uncle Gadget! isn't that the top secret gadget phone?" Asked Penny.
"Ah yes, you're right Penny!" Replied Gadget as he put the phone to
his right ear "Hello chief, is that you?".
"Of course it's me Gadget, who else would it be?!" Snapped chief
Quimby.
"Ah sorry c
Kidnapped Chapter 2Kidnapped? Chapter 2Kidnapped Chapter 24 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Bart Simpson walked in his house and plopped on the couch. He reached for the remote and pressed the on button. Itchy & Scratchy was on, so he continued to watch TV. Marge walked in the room with a concerned look on her face.
"Bart, have you seen your sister Lisa?" she asked.
"She went to the library I think."
"How long has she been there?"
"I don't know."
"Did she say when she was coming back?"
"Nope."
"Okay, thanks Bart."
"No Problemo."
Marge walked in the kitchen and grabbed her car keys.
"Bart, stay here with Maggie, I'm running to the Kwik-E-Mart really quick, I'll be back in ten minutes."
"kay." Bart res
Kidnapped Ch. 5Kidnapped! Chapter 5Kidnapped Ch. 54 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Milhouse Van Houten ran down the sidewalk past his house. His mom, Luann, called for him many times, but he ignored her. The only thing on his mind was the fact that his true love was gone. And It could be that way for rest of his life. He stopped at what seemed to be a Great Shadow. It looked all too firmiliar -- and sounded that way too.
"What are you doing, guffball?" came the voice.
"I was looking for...Maggie?" Milhouse tried again. Then a pounding sensation flew into the center of his stomach.
"HA-HA!" came a laugh from the same voice.
"Nelson! Leave me alone!" moaned Milhouse.
"That's for actually caring abou
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Chapter 1
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Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Bart: No.
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why… Won't… You… Work… *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fi
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Chapter 2
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Lisa: Bart?!
Bart: I'm okay!
Lisa: Dad?
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok…
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, P
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Chapter 3
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Lisa: Should we tell Mom what happened to Dad's car? *Lisa put her seatbelt on*
Bart: Nah.
Homer: Uh, kids… Let's just pretend that 'thing' with the car, never happened.
Lisa: Ok, Dad… *Lisa sighed sadly*
Bart: It'll cost ya, Homer!
Homer: How much? *Homer looked at Bart with mild frustration*
Bart: Ten bucks. *Bart opened and closed his hand as if to say 'Gimme'*
Seymour: Not in my car, young man! *Seymour started driving his car*
Homer: He sure told you, boy! *Homer laughed at Bart*
Bart: Are we there yet?
Homer: No.
Bart: Are we there yet?
Homer: No.
Bart: Are we there y
Clobber girl vs Drake part 2Lisa was up in her room reading a book when she heard a sound. “YOU GOT MAIL!” A voice said. She went over to her computer and saw the mail. It was a video link. Lisa clicked the link and saw a man. He was green in the face and had some sort of red costume on him with a large D on it. “Hello Lisa,” the man said “or should I call you Clobber girl?” Lisa got scared. “How does he now my true identity?” she fought. “My name is Drake and I have got a little surprise for you.” The man said and moved away from the camera. And behind him Allison sat. She was sitting on a chair with her hands behind heClobber girl vs Drake part 25 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Three Ages of Gwen - 1The Three Ages of Gwen - 12 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ten
"Come on, you dweeb – Grandpa will be waiting for us."
Gwen Tennyson laughed as she ran after her cousin towards the Rustbucket, the old camper van that her grandfather had been using to drive them around the country all summer. When she had first heard about the trip, two things had upset her more than anything. Firstly, been stuck in a vehicle that looked like it was been held together with duct tape and not much else. Secondly, having to spend the entire summer not just with her grandfather, but also with the idiot that was her cousin, Ben Tennyson.
She was dressed in her usual clothing – a light blue top with darker bl
simpsons ticklingThe Simpson family was sitting in the kitchen eating their breakfast.simpsons tickling4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Hurry up kids, Marge said or you?gonna be late for school. No problem mam, said Bart, if I?ate I?just stay at home for the day. Homer gets from his chair and started looking for his keys. Marge he wined, were are my keys?? I can?ind them anywhere. Look at the door, they could still be on the door! Right said Homer, see you tonight he said. With this Homer left to work. As he left the house, the school bus stopped at the front door. See you this evening kids said Marge. Bart and Lisa said bye and jumped at the school bus.
Bart had already some practical jokes in mind for
Clobber girl vs Drake part 3Clobber girl got to the foot of the mountain and started to climb it. It took about 20 minutes before she saw a hidden base located inside a cave. Clobber girl went in. She sneaked down a corridor and suddenly heard Drake’s voice. “Finally!” he said standing in front of a big machine “The signal is being sent out and soon everyone will be under my control” “Not if I can help it!” Clobber girl said and walked towards him. “Ahh! Clobber girl. Somehow I’m not surprised that you’re safe. I guess I’m going to have to tie you up again. Boundus!” Drake shouted and a big blue robot came intClobber girl vs Drake part 35 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Top Movies that are not goodTop 10 that are not so good as everybody sayTop Movies that are not good2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
There are movies that considered good, to be that best of the year or ever, but as Penn and Teller woad tell you their no suck thing as the best, so lets dig in and get read for the hate mail coz here my Top 10 that are not so good as everybody say
10 – Social network – I didn't watch this but I think is completely pointless, and have plans watching it. The movie is about that guy who invent facebook, and hate facebook it pointless you can't meet anyone who like to meet and very annoying, I know movie is not about facebook and maybe a good movie but I'm sick of that guy and his web si
Titanic TroubleStarfire waited eagerly in her room, looking out the window with excitement, staring into the dark night sky. She hopped up and down a little bit to keep herself moving, she was just so excited! It was that time again! That one day of the week she looked forward to so much! Every Saturday night, the boys all went to the city to hang out. This left the two girls all alone in the house from 5pm to about 8am. And then the boys were usually so exhausted that they slept all through the next day too!Titanic Trouble5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
“Oooh! What could be taking her so long?” Starfire whined as she waited for Raven to return. As if by magic, at that very moment Raven step
Cycles of Life - Chapter 3Cycles of Life - Chapter 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
CYCLES OF LIFE
CHAPTER 3: COMFORT AND CRUELTY, ONE OR THE OTHER
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It was a long night; tiresome, and with soaking bed sheets none the less. Joyce eventually woke up, eyes sore and self-esteem low. As her alarm clock bellowed, she slowly got up and walked over to the window. She opened the blinds and gazed at the partly cloudy skies for a little while. Joyce eventually looked out the bedroom door to find Lois' DVDs still lying there.
Why? Why did she need to stoop so low? This bitch is probably never going to stop rubbing it in! It's going to be High School all over again…
The blond simply grabbed all the movies, threw them in t
Cycles of Life - PrologueCycles of Life - Prologue2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
CYCLES OF LIFE
PROLOGUE
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She walked in, with that look of self satisfaction that I always hated.
"Oh, look everybody. It's the burning bush."
Everybody gasped and started talking amongst themselves. But I just sat there.
"Hello Father."
"I thought that I made it clear, you are no longer welcome here."
That's right, she isn't.
"You know, I've been coming to this church for years, I've heard all the stories."
Have you now?
"Who did Jesus hang around with? Mary Magdalene. And who was she? A prostitute."
That's true, I can understand that. I just wondered what she was getting at.
"Which means, if they had cameras back then, I b
Bart And The Chocolate FactoryChapter One: The Golden TicketsBart And The Chocolate Factory3 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
"Dear People of Springfield," you could read on a poster pinned to a tree in Springfield, "this year I, Krusty the Clown (also known as Herschel Krustofski) will allow five kids to come and visit me in my factory for a day full of wonders and surprises. The tickets to this awesome adventure will be hidden inside any ordinary Krusty Krunch-Chocolate Bar. More information you will find on the tickets themselves."
"Wow, Bart!", Milhouse said to Bart, "ain't that cool?"
"Yeah!", Bart said. "Imagine if we found the tickets… the others would turn green with envy!"
"But Bart," Milhouse replied, "do you realis
My heroes in drawingMy heroes in drawing:My heroes in drawing4 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
William Hanna
Joseph Barbera
Iwao Takamoto
Chuck Jones
Friz Freleng
Robert McKimson
Tex Avery
Milton Knight
Matt Groening
Tom Ruegger
Charles M. Schulz
Bill Melendez
Walt Disney
Andreas Deja
Carl Barks
Ken Harris
Ollie Johnston
Frank Thomas
Wolfgang "Woolie" Reitherman
David Álvarez
Don Rosa
Robert Crumb
Chris Sanders
Glen Keane
Gene Deitch
Bob Clampett
Hergé
Ronald Searle
Bob Singer
Ward Kimball
Milt Kahl
Joe Oriolo
Don Oriolo
Otto Meesmer
Pat Sullivan
Joe Grant
Ub Iwerks
Danny Antonucci
Nelson Shin
Rubén Procopio
Albert Uderzo
Don Bluth
EUROPEAN drawed heroes:
My taste of actorsMy taste of voice actors/actors/actresses:My taste of actors4 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
Mel Blanc
Dan Castellaneta
Joe Alaskey
Tress MacNeille
Jess Harnell
Rob Paulsen
Charlie Adler
Billy West
Maurice LaMarche
Nancy Cartwright
June Foray
Don Messick
Alan Reed
Kath Soucie
Patrick Stewart
Jean Vander Pyl
Frank Welker
Danny Wells
Jaleel White
Hank Azaria
Jeff Bennett
Jim Cummings
Daws Butler
Eva Gabor
Captain Lou Albano
Cam Clarke
Charles Martinet
Henry Corden
Stan Freberg
Phil Harris
Casey Kasem
Seth MacFarlane
Jack Mercer
Clarence Nash
Leonard Nimoy
Gary Owens
Mae Questel
Chris Sanders
Paul Rugg
Katey Sagal
Kelly Sheridan
Tara Strong
Russi Taylo
My Disneyland RapHey look what we have hereMy Disneyland Rap1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
a dog, a duck, and a mouse
I think I see more over there
I'm happy as can be here in this castle
there is so much magic in the air
with a wand in my hand and a mighty sword
I think I just walk into a evil lair
I went through a jungle, mountains, and through outer space
for lunch I ate so many honey with a yellow bear
I think I'm getting sick because I just saw a Dragon.
Zeros To Heros part 1Zeros To Heros part 13 years ago in Profiles More Like This
catdragon4: Bless my soul
They were on a roll
Persons of the week in every Greek opinion poll
Those are pros
They could stop a show
Point them at a villan and you're talking SRO
They were some no ones
Zeros, zeros
Now they are honchos
They are heros
They were some kids with their act down pat
From zeros to heros in no time flat
Zeros to heros just like that
When they smiled
The fans went wild with
oohs and aahs
And they slapped their faces
On ev'ry vase
Brad hits catdragon4 on the head (on ev'ry "vase")
From appearance fees and royalties
Our pros had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
They could tell you
Wh
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understan
Rah Rah Rah Mystery Chapter 18Rah Rah Rah Mystery Chapter 183 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
18 Away From the Herd
Yeah, have you ever seen those nature shows where the cheetahs or lions or whatever hunt gazelle or buffalo or whatever, and they try to get one away from the herd so they can attack and eat it? Well, it would have been pretty easy for any shades-wearing bad guy to pick one of us off after that rotten day, because we didn’t even have a herd afterwards! Well, Merri tried to hang with Tess the next day at school until the jerks started making stupid comments about her being Sheri Price’s girlfriend and Tess told her they should stay apart for a couple days until the other kids stopped being so stupid. Jill
The Snowden Snoops and the Secret Weapon Chapter 2The Snowden Snoops and the Secret Weapon Chapter 23 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
2 Bookworms
A librarian, Tricia and Hannah well knew, was a sleuth’s—and a researcher’s—best friend. And through their friendly association with the Gamma Kappa Epsilon sorority, they were on very friendly terms with one. Diane Melnyk, big sister to their enthusiastic part-time biographer Sarah Melnyk, worked evenings and weekends as Snowden State’s assistant librarian. Diane had already been a ready conduit to the library’s reserve collection—primarily the old mine-tunnel maps—to Amber Carson, and had helped the other Snoops more than once. There was no surprise, then, in Diane being met at th
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