Jingle BombsJingle Bombs4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Dashing through the yard
With a Bow tied to her neck
She's looking for someone
Who's really good in bed
She found a really big dude
But he wasn't all that good
Thats when she decided she'd rather have the flu
Oh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
She's my cat you see
She likes to hunt little mice and sleep with the doggy
Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
She got fleas on my bed
The only thing that she has left is a giant rat thats dead
She used to be a virgin, but every time she's out
Thanks to all the boys, she's pregnant like a cow
Her hunting days are done, but she wants to hunt some more
Prehaps it would be much better if she weren't a fucking whore
Oh, jingle bombs, Jingle Bombs
I think she got screwed
Don't laugh at her because she's pregnant or she bites you
She bites you!
Little EggsOne green morning, our fat little facesLittle Eggs2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Look out the kitchen window and
Find a robin and her nest on our windowsill.
She carries baubles and trinkets—candy
Wrappers and foil—before her vivacious
Red breast and weaves them tenderly into her nest.
My mother, laughing, says
She’s dizzy with anticipation, painting ponies
And clouds on nursery walls.
Soon enough little blue eggs fill
The happy twigs and their gaudy trappings
And the robin settles—snug, waiting.
We, too, wait for spring miracles on the
Windowsill. Weeks pass—she sits faithful—but
Eggs remain eggs.
Mother gets an odd pallor and avoids the
Kitchen window. Sometimes I think she wants to
Chase the robin away, but understands she’s dear to us.
We want to give the robin our support—she’s
Like family, now—but wonder how long it
Takes for eggs to hatch. Surely not this long?
“Sometimes things go wrong,”
Mother answers to our curiosity.
menshe liked her menmen3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
spare and sparse
lean of words
without flowers in their hands
their shirt sleeves rolled up
to show the world
how hard they lived,
their legs tucked into boots
as thick and dark as calluses
she liked them sprawled
elbows on the table
their forks demanding her attention
spearing the meat
like clean kill
chewing with the gusto
of young rams
their teeth reminding her
of how devouring was
a holy act
and she would dream
of those hands
curious beasts of prey
skin freckled with the grit of stars
and gravel from wrong turns
making paths across her blouse
pulling her skirt up
to meet their questions
and of how her throat
like it had no will
at the whisper of her name.
The Writer Imagine there's a writer.The Writer7 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Imagine he writes stories about a person, but because they're so realistic, none have been published. After all, people these days want action and excitement, right? Not the everyday scenarios he was writing.
Imagine his stories going on and on. The writer would add a few more chapters every day.
But what if his stories weren't just that. What if they weren't just "stories"? What if every word this writer wrote came true? The person in his stories was real, everything he had written was true.
With every sentence, this person's life had gone on. It wasn't exciting because the writer tried to keep it as normal as possible.
But the writer's life began falling apart, so for every misfortune to inflict pain on the writer, he wrote something terrible happening to the person he wrote about. If the writer's life was happy, he wrote good things happening to the person. If it was bad, he
Ashes to AshesAshes to ashesAshes to Ashes1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Dust to dust
Forget the past
Tainted by lust
Man the mast
And sail the sea
Before you pay a hearty fee
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
Forget the past
Oh you must!
Play the mouse
And flee flee flee
Before the monster catches thee
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
Just give in
You've already been beat
Into the river
With your hopes and dreams
Out with hatred and misery
Ashes to ashes.
Dust to dust
I cant forget,
As I succumb to rust
Last StopsLast Stops2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The kid was quiet for the first several hours after he had picked her up. Obe glanced at her occasionally, particularly when he changed the radio station, looking for a sign that he had found the one she liked. She was quiet, but expressive, and she wrinkled her nose for the first five that he tried. When he found a classic rock channel, she smiled slightly and her shoulders relaxed. She was staring out the window at the endless dusty desert, but he caught her stealing glances back at him several times. Obe was patient, and waited for her to start the conversation.
“I don’t remember how I got out here,” she said finally.
“That’s okay. Most people don’t.”
“Yeah, but it seems weird that I don’t remember how I got in the middle of nowhere.”
“Yeah. How did you get here?”
Obe smiled. The girl, who had told him she wanted to be called Ida, had found her chatter. “Oh, I
Two Halves Chapter 19aSora caught up with Shiraku in the next trough of snow. She jumped over the crest of the hill just as he shot a bolt of lightning towards her side. Sora dodged it by twisting in the air and landing on the ground a few feet away.Two Halves Chapter 19a8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
She threw up an earth barrier as soon as she landed, preventing him from landing his next strike. He was using the lightning whips again, pounding against her wall. She had two choices; try and dodge the lightning and get in to attack him close range, or stay out of the range of the lightning bolts and try to attack him with long range jutsus.
The better choice was almost always the one the enemy wouldnt expect. She could hear the sound of the wall cracking around her as the lightning started to tear down her defenses. She had to work fast.
Carefully, she began to gather chakra on the palms of her hands and feet, focusing to spread it over her upper arms and calves. Then she compacted the chakra as tightly as she could, creating a fabric of tiny interconn
DollI am not your doll.Doll2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You cannot touch my hair
Or gaze deeply into my eyes,
With the intent
Of hurting what's inside.
You cannot love me
For I am made of plastic,
I yearn for your touch
But there is no magic
To bring me to your arms.
I was to want you
When you do not want me.
And I will find a way
To keep you here,
Here and safe.
Sarcasm filled the air
But I was to foolish to see
The evil you spilled
All over me
I am a doll,
Perfected by imperfection
I am a doll,
But I am not your doll.
Prey chapter 11Chapter 11: D-emonPrey chapter 117 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
You will go to the river and clean it. I dont want to see any garbage in it when youre finished, Tsunade said. Ow man, Naruto sighed and looked to the right. Mitsuki was sighing as well, but didnt protest. They both left the Hokage office and went to the river. I hate those D-missions, Naruto said while they were walking. I understand I have to do them, but why you? Mitsuki asked. I am still a ge-nin, Naruto mumbled a bit down. What! Youre kidding, right?
Naruto looked to his comrade; she was looking stunned at him. No, I really am a ge-nin, Naruto said. How come? I was gone for a few years and meanwhile everybody became chu-nin, but I havent had time to take the chu-nin exam again since Im back. Naruto sighed again and looked at the river. Lets do this as fast as we can, he said and made ten shadow c
:Spiron X: Chapter Two:Spiron X: Chapter Two10 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Chapter Two: Rumours
In the darkness of the night, hidden in the shadows he knew so well, he waited. His task had been completed a while ago. Lifting up something, he examined it while the moonlight glinted off the cold steel of his brand new weapon. The raid had been successful. Other boys, a large group of them, waited in the alley below him, watching their leader as he stood on the rooftops. The few who dared to stare at the leader for too long immediately received a glare so chilling it left them shaking. Again the leader's eyes glowed red as he felt the presence of something he had been expecting. Sure enough, it came.
*~What is it?~* a dark raspy voice demanded in his mind. The leader's smirk turned into a frown.
"There is a problem," the boy replied softly as he retreated further onto the rooftop and out of sight of the other boys. The leader felt his mind suddenly being swept, the presence reading his thoughts like a book. And as each second past by, the more the presenc
Prey chapter 3Chapter 3: Hiding from the pastPrey chapter 38 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A big wolf stopped near three dead Cloud ninja. The owner of the wolf kneeled down to look at the three he had sent after his prey. They were useless, Rakuna, he said to the wolf. I told you so, but you wouldnt listen to me, the wolf growled. The man stood up. I thought the girl was weak, but seeing this The girl didnt, the wolf said. The man looked at his partner, who sniffed at the dead bodies. There was a boy too. A strong one. How old? Same age as our prey I would say. The man looked from the wolf to his dead allies. He saw a kunai laying on the ground and picked it up. After looking at it closely, he searched for the kunai the ninja had left. Lets go after that boy, within five days. Let them first think everything is over. We dont want any more trouble. Right, the wolf said.
The Ballad of Eiy'ra HaizThe Ballad of Eiy'ra Haiz4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Call him drunken Ira Hayes, he don't answer any more.
Not the whiskey drinking Indian, the marine who went to war.
A beaten up jukebox played old country songs in the corner of the bar. Outside, the mid-afternoon sun beat down on the cracked clay floor. The rocks surrounding the small mining town of Cripple Creek almost seemed to glow in the heat, and the horizon was half-hidden by haze. The township went about its business under the watchful eye of the local Dominion garrison.
But those in the Pink Moon sheltered from that world. The barman, Townes, was an old war veteran with only one arm. In place of the other was a crude robotic substitute. He served up drinks with little more than a vice, powered by a handful of servos which were connected to his arm just below the elbow. He was strangely proud of the device he'd often joke that he'd never play piano again, but his sex-life had improved tremendously.
Old Ma Haggard sat at the other side of the bar, smoking. She, like alm
Two Halves Chapter 15"We won that round."Two Halves Chapter 158 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Eh? Then how come we're in the dungeon?" Naruto glared at his sister over the top of Hinata's head. He was leaning against the stone wall while she leaned back against his chest, his arms around her waist.
"Hey, we didn't had to fight against all the warriors in the Kaze."
"That'd be better than rotting away here!" Naruto yelled. Hinata winced and shushed him, rubbing his arm to try and calm him down. He grumbled and held her tighter. "I don't get all this stuff about the 'purity' of the Kaze."
He felt, rather than heard, Hinata sigh, and pulled away enough to look at her face. "You understand?"
She sighed again. "It sounds like something my father would say. That the strength of the clan lies in the purity of each member." She shook her head. "In fact, I'm almost positive he's said just that."
"And in a way he's right," Sora said.
"What! You mean you agree with that woman!" Naruto shouted, gesturing wildly with one hand.
Sora shook her head. "When I said that the
:Spiron X: Chapter Four:Spiron X: Chapter Four10 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Chapter Four: Unexpected Discoveries
This didn't look good.
At either side of the girls, there were Black Thunders. Some were grinning maniacally at them, licking their lips. Tabby shuddered. She did not want to know exactly what was going on in the boys' minds. Behind them even more Black Thunders shuffled around, chains rattling and knives twirling. Tabby knew that if they saw even the slightest hint of them trying to escape they would launch an all out attack. The entire Black Thunder girls encircled them, weapons of all kinds in their hands. They could not escape. They were trapped.
"Arcos, its almost time. They will be out very soon," said one of the boys, who was standing quite close to Arcos. 'They?'</I> Tabby vaguely wondered. Arcos sighed and in one quick movement the meter long claws of the demons hands were pointed straight at the boy's throat. Obviously he didn't like being interrupted.
"I will be well and finished with these two before they appear,
everydaY changEeverydaY changE7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
if the sandy tail wind has
dug holes in your back,
life is the ocean where
BellyacheSirens wailed and Jesse almost fell down the few metal steps into the engine room in his hurry to reach the stricken machine. Red light bathed the room and strobed over the brass and steel in steady flashes. Jesse ran to the pressure gages, watching the little black needle tap against the edge as it fought to read numbers that didnt exist. Punching buttons, the mechanic tried to release the steam feeds but the lights on the control board just winked at him in frantic red and green. He ducked under a bunch of rattling brass banded pipes and fought his way around to the main engine compartment. He swore as boiling water dripped down from the ceiling, but the scald scars would only join the collection that already littered his hands and upper arms. Steam filled the small compartment making it as hot and clammy as a sauna. Water clung to his short blonde hair and stuck his shirt to his back like a second skin. Blinking water out of his eyes he ran his hands lightly over the hot pipesBellyache6 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Prey chapter 7Chapter 7: Date and fightPrey chapter 78 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hinata brushed away the tears and looked up to Naruto. He smiled, still having the blush on his face. Naruto leaned closer and kissed her. This time with more passion than the last time and Hinata was less shocked. She returned it and wrapped her arms around his neck.
Rakuna sniffed. The smell of the boy. She knew it very well. She will take him down. He should be a fox by now. Hell be an easy prey. The girl will come second. She doesnt smell as delicious as the boy. Also the girl made Rakuna think about her past. The wolf shook her head. This wasnt a good time to think about her previous master. She must concentrate on getting that boy. He wont escape a third time. This time she will eat him, leaving nothing but his bones.
Rakuna, I know youre thinking about that stupid boy. Rakuna looked shocked for a moment. Her master sounded irritated. Irritated because his prey was able to escap
December 25thDecember 25th and I've had 365 days to forgetDecember 25th4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
your aunt's incredible roast turkey and braiding tinsel
through your sister's hair and interpretive dancing
to cheesy carols with your drunken Uncle Mark.
Firelight flickered across the curve
of your lips, the shadow of your jaw
and boy, you were beautiful,
all smoke and cinnamon.
December 25th and I'm ignoring the urge
to mess up your sleet slickened hair
and the fact that your card now says "from"
instead of "love".
I almost don't notice the way your eyelashes
glitter with snowflakes
and the fact that you look adorable
while you laughingly attempt to make a snow angel.
December 25th and I'm going to cheer
along with the rest of them
when you kiss her under the mistletoe
and then I'll gush about how sweet her embarrassed blushes are.
The pudding is brim filled with wishes
and maybe this year they'll come true better
than the last, because it seems "forever"
was too much to ask for.
I Don't Fear You - PitchxDark?ReaderYou were always an odd person. Even as a child, you were much different than the other children; much.. darker. You loved anything to do with the dark, whether it was dark/sadistic humor, blood, horror, etc. You enjoyed scaring the crap out of anyone, jumping out from the shadows at people and the like. Even more so, you were fascinated by the mythical Bogeyman.I Don't Fear You - PitchxDark?Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
While other children fawned over Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny, you were addicted to the Bogeyman. He shared your dark obsessions and you felt that you were connected to him, in a sense. You believed that he existed, and that belief had stayed with you all the way to adulthood. You kept your dark tendencies and still had a feeling he was watching, in the dark.
Though you knew the Bogeyman was meant to strike fear into the hearts of humans, he didn’t scare you, at least not as much as many others. Your nightmares varied from death and gore to the thing you feared most. When blood and torture, you didn’t mind
Tho Halves Chapter 19bHinatas mind was in something vaguely resembling an overload. For years she had been asked to do things that were impossible for her. Day after day, year after year, she had been asked to excel at techniques that she couldnt even complete. One of the things that leaving with Sora had meant to her was learning the difference between unreasonable demands and being pushed. Her father had always come to her holding up an ideal and asking her to become that. Sora held up her potential and asked her to live up to it. She never asked to do things she wasnt ready to do.Tho Halves Chapter 19b8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
At least until now.
You have to summon a falcon big enough for all three of us to ride on, Sora said solemnly.
Hinata stared at her as though she was out of her mind. But Ive never summoned anything larger than a peregrine! she cried.
Well, you are now, Sora said. I dont have the chakra right now and any other way is going to be too slow. Even at top speed,
Two Halves Chapter 21Everything seemed to fall apart once they made it back to Sora's house. They lay Nori's body in one of the side rooms while Yasu bawled and a newly awakened Miki screamed. Hinata took it upon herself to calm the girl, as Yasu seemed to be in no condition to do so. They spent hours together, Hinata holding the small girl as she cried. Miki was just old enough to understand what was going on. Her father had left forever, and her mother was too caught up in her own grief to comfort her. Hinata had remembered what it was like when her own mother had died, and would not let the girl out of her sight, hoping to give some comfort to the child, and maybe find some comfort herself.Two Halves Chapter 218 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sora shut herself in her room and didn't come out for five days. She locked the door and wouldn't talk to anyone, saying she needed time to recover her chakra, but refusing to eat the food Hinata left for her outside the door. Naruto and Hinata stood in the kitchen and talked in hushed tones about what could possibly
Killjoys 37 BoomWhile the first two floors of Better Living Industries seemed harmless and benign, the third floor showed more of the malevolent and horrific things that happened within their organization. It was all about appearances for a company like Better Living Industries and to get this far into the building, you had to know what was going on already. At least that's what could be assumed by the warning signs on the wall and the cameras in each corner. There were instructions near the stairwell on how to handle patients. Knowing it wasn't a medical facility of any kind made that fact seem far more disturbing. Now that she'd come this far Fire Frenzy had the feeling she could've used the backup that Marilyn and Nation would have provided her with. They have plenty to deal with on their own right now.Killjoys 37 Boom3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Fire Frenzy felt guilty for leaving Marilyn Deathrow and Death-iNation to deal with Instigator and Obliterator on their own but she'd felt that she had no choice. Death-iNation